Caption non-contest of our pal Kevin Frandsen who's back in the majors

If your double play partner was Velez, you’d look like this too.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on May 17, 2009 10:56 PM PDT reply actions

what's going on in Frandsen's mind

“fielding the ball, throw to 2nd…AHHHHHHH. OMG ZORAK!”

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 18, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions

Looking for an edge at his new position, Frandsen was able to get a hand transplant from the exhumed body of HOF shortstop Rabbit Maranville.

"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."

by i did my job on May 18, 2009 12:13 AM PDT reply actions

So I heard a POP and then I made a face…kinda like this.

-- Born Yesterday

by thatdog on May 18, 2009 3:07 AM PDT reply actions

Looks like Adam Lambert when he’s singing.

But that dude can belt it.

by kaliber on May 18, 2009 3:55 AM PDT reply actions

In a he makes my ears bleed kind of way.

Which isn’t to say he can’t sing. It’s just to say I don’t like it when he does.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 18, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions

I CAST MAGIC MISSLE

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on May 18, 2009 7:54 AM PDT reply actions

....there's nothing to attack

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 18, 2009 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions

I’m attacking the DARKNESS!

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 18, 2009 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions

BERSERKER RAGE !!!!!!!!!!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

card carrying Bochy Hatter

by natteringnabob on May 18, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions

I left my heart in San Francisco. I left my thumb in Fresno.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on May 18, 2009 8:45 AM PDT reply actions

Winner.

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.

by BrianBokake on May 18, 2009 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions

My germs

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 18, 2009 10:12 AM PDT reply actions

"SANCTUARY!!"

by Lars The Wanderer on May 18, 2009 10:50 AM PDT reply actions

Look at me Nate! I made it onto the field…this playing baseball thing sure is fun.

Proud papa of Nathan John Schierholtz. Choo Choo...the train is a comin' baby, get off them tracks!!

by PacBellBoozer on May 18, 2009 11:16 AM PDT reply actions

Giant’s middle infielder Kevin Frandsen throws the ball during pre-game warm ups as Randy Johnson emerges from the team’s dugout. After the game Frandsen noted, “I can’t believe he’s actually uglier in person. I mean, I knew he was ugly, but wow.”

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

by j14 on May 18, 2009 11:37 AM PDT reply actions

His face is definitely stuck in DNW mode

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 18, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions

have you seen my baseball?

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on May 18, 2009 11:53 AM PDT reply actions

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, back with the big team!

by WalrusMan on May 18, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions

More gritty than Beltran.

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.

by BrianBokake on May 18, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Went to Brown! = 6th tool

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on May 18, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions

JVDB IS A REAL LEADER

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 18, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions

I vote for this one.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 18, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Awesome

by kimmyg on May 18, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions

LULZ!

by Lars The Wanderer on May 18, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions

It’s all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You didn’t make a caption, so you get NOTHING! You lose! Good day, sir!

Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear

by Natto on May 18, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions

A picture is worth a thousand words

Or some nonsense like that

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 18, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR!

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on May 18, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Natto said that….

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, back with the big team!

by WalrusMan on May 18, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions

BRAINS!

by txgiant on May 18, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions

San Francisco Giants’ shortstop Kevin Frandsen begins to melt in a recent game. At this point, he is beginning to regret attempting to enhance his abilities by injecting himself with Preston Payne’s blood.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 18, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions