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Lincecum is good
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
our timmeh who art in heaven
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Needs some quick innings…fast
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I google image searched “Fred Lewis is the fucking man” and pretty much every result was from MCC.
Including the pictures of Pork Brains in a can.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
don't forget the milk gravy
it goes great with the bread in a car from earlier!
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
fail
car = can
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
I do quesadillas in the car…
leave them wrapped in foil, on the dashboard in the summer sun, by noon: it’s lunch!
You could go the extra mile and actually use your engine to cook something too

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Since the last thread is now done, I’ll post this here:
I used to collect things like the Pork Brains in a Can when I was in college. I’d keep them on the entertainment center in our living room. My favorite was a can of potted meat that had as an ingredient “partially defatted beef fatty tissue.” Then we’d get drunk and dare each other to eat it. Never got a taker.
by Grant Brisbee on May 15, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you ever try them yourself?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
WIMP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I mean, I throw out milk when it’s a day before the expiration date.
by Grant Brisbee on May 15, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
WIMP
LIVE A LITTLE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I love new things
but new, weird, canned things are no thanks.
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
If you ever meet my wife
She’ll try to make you eat balut.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
partially developed eggs
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
SHIT THATS FUCK
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I barfed in my mouth a little.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yep
That’s it
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
The last time she tried it, though
She got a taste of her own medicine. The person she was trying to get to eat it said “I’ll eat one if you eat one.”
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
SO GLAD I WAS EATING JUST NOW
THANKS!!!!
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
oh dear god why
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve eaten something similar.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
you can go DIAF now kthx
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
What the — CUT IT OUT WITH THESE IMAGES, EVERYBODY.
by non sequitur on May 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT THE SHIT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
It's supposed to put hair on your back and arms
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Me neither. Now if it could put hair on one’s upper lip…
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
+1
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I collect Spam from around the world. This has expanded to include some canned worms of some sort from Korea and some weird bug in a lollipop.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
I had a room-mate in college who kept a jar of pickled eels on top of his desk.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I read "spam" as "sperm"
ewww
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That has to be the most disgusting and bizarre thing I’ve ever heard of.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants offense
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
that too
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
only one website shows up on <a href=“http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rlz=1C1GGLS_en-USUS299US303&q=”polar+bear+making+out+with+a+praying+mantis"&btnG=Search" >this search.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
GIS for “polar bear making out with a praying mantis.”
by Grant Brisbee on May 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know how to fix that
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
I think you forgot to put a < / a > at the end
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Unclassy Rollover Randy
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
Oh Dwight. YOU HAVE TO TAKE PITCHES, GUYS!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Really, maybe work a count or two. Let Timmy rest a bit
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Rowand is all like, “Look at that ass! I want to suck it!”
by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Rowand still sucks
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
And Scott is no longer hitting .500 against Livan. Idiot (Scott, that is).
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Oh Aurilia is batting. TIme for some Fugly swings
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
Goddamn, that inning sucked.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
GOOD JOB GUYS
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Seriously, rowand,
go fuck yourself.
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
It would be funny
if it wasn’t so painful. That little shit is making more than Winn and Lewis combined.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
but also two times the suck of Winn and Lewis, so there’s that
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
You make a compelling point
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Anyone else hear BWilson on KNBR this afternoon?
I could have sworn that Barbieri said Wilsons IQ was 188.
…yeah, right.
by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
I’m convinced that the smarter you are, the dumber you get. One time I spilled some spiced latte in my hair and I have no idea how or when it got there. I was reading some stuff for my international relations class for a few hours and all of a sudden I smelled the coffee I’d finished. It was in my hair. :(
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
ummmmmm
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
lol.
btw: did you read my post about 3d movies a few days back?
by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes I did.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I cannot wait for Up!. It’s already getting Best Oscar buzz.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Also how long until Boards and when I move. It’ll be a busy week.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LOOOOKS SOOOO GOOOD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Rowand is approaching Ledee levels of suck
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Oh, Tim. Fewer hits, please.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Sigh. YOU NEED A QUICK INNING. NO MORE BASE RUNNERS!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
So far today Pablo has earned me two more fantasy points than Timmy. This is highly irregular.
"El once, chico. Eleven."
Jorge de la rosa FTW
also, the guy I’m playing has Timmy. But I’m really hoping Timmy hurts my team more by the end of this game.
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STFD Santos
Tim, that was better.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
Tim LIncecum has filled the post of Sigh Young that Zito vacated
He sucks!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
well done
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Wow, I am really getting tired of these guys running at will on us.
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
Why are they running at wilriv?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Wil loves SBs
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie had been doing pretty well throwing people out for awhile, what gives all of a sudden?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Timmy isnt exactly fast to the plate
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Do you have a number on him to the plate?
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope
I would imagine 1.4 or 1.5, but im sure there is a stat somewhere
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Isn’t 1.3 the cut off line from good to bad?
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Kruk says it’s the pitchers not varying their looks or otherwise holding the runners.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
ok, so why the hell isn’t our pitching coach verbally abusing all the pitchers!?!?
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Kruk says the coaching staff is telling ‘em; the pitchers just aren’t doing it.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
Then we should bench the whole pitching staff.
“Panda, Get loose”
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
FINISH HIM
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD Reed!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
SIT!
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
STFD REED
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
FINISH HIM!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
What’s up with Tim’s velocity? He’s hovering at around 90 on his fastball and I’ve seen him hit 89 a few times…
he's lost 2 miles off his fast ball this year.
although it’s still early in the year
Yet his strikeout rate is up almost a full K per 9. WTF?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Seriously
people need to stop with this. Holy shit.
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STFD Cheeseburger!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD CHEESEBURGER!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
YOU CANT HAS CHEESEBURGER
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
A rabbit
A rabbit genetically mixed with a cheetah
With a rocket in it’s ass
Driven by a teenager on meth and a 12-pack
by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
Jose Reyes?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Over/Under on the # of pitches the Giants' batters see this half of the inning: 12.
"El once, chico. Eleven."
You forgot the / in between the 1 and 2
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
OOOOOO!!!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I STILL DON’T BELIEVE
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
And that was a lovely bunt!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Productive outs are my friends, as are cylinders
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
TAKE PITCHES, GODDAMNIT!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
This inning is going to fast
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
I was wondering where fast was
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I figured there was some sort of religious holiday.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
Bochy said that Manny at leadoff was going to be something that lasted for awhile. lol.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Swing…………..Now Fred
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
I can't see fred's HR enough
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WTF with the high strikes man?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Oh Fred
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
By a rabbit mixed with a cheetah and a rocket in it’s ass
by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
STRIKEOUT WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Dude
the dude just hit a 430 ft HR. He’s allowed 1 K.
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I was being facetious.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
wow
that was high.
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
WAAY too close to take. Shut up and go play D (Giants Batter)
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
This, but still, not a strike.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Gameday begs to differ
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Uhh, on TV it had major sink and was still caught at the top of the letters. Not a strike. Not even in the rulebook is that a strike.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
definitely a rule book strike.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 15, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Rulebook is bottom of the letters. MLB rulebook.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Uh, no. Rule 2.00, Definitions.
Says nothing about letters.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 15, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I understand. My point is that he has to protect on the high pitch as we’ve seen many called tonight. He should know this unless he wasn’t paying attention or asking Qs to his teammates.
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
This is true.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
it wasn't close
That was well above his waist. The umpire got tricked by their catcher pulling it down as he caught it.
It was too close to take with 2
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
you do know that the top edge of the strike zone is the midpoint between top of pants and the shoulders at the moment the batter is loaded on back leg.
It was a strike. “Above the waist” is still a strike.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
there was nothing he could have done with that pitch. It was right on his elbow.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
That was a strike on gameday.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
It was high-ish, but the ump has been giving the high strike all night.
by non sequitur on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
PEDRO FELIZ IS A STRIKE ON GAMEDAY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
what about her a strike on gameday?
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.
What of hers is a strike on gameday?
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also a strike in the rule book, by coincidence
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD FORMER DODGER!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
wow Jon knows what flickr is?
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
That was the kind of AB I like to see Alex Cora take.
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Jon does not like the backwards K
He says it’s a Satan worshipping thing. lol
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
Panda cannon
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Brooks over there
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
He doesn’t worship the devil.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
was he sent here by the devil?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
No my friends, he's on the level
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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The ring came off my pudding can
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take my penknife my good man
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Monorail...Monorail...
MONORAILLLLLLLLLLL
Mono-D’Oh!
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OH MY GOD GUYS TIMS VELOCITY IS SO LOW
THAT HEEZ K’D FOUR STRAIGHT BATTERZ! IM SO WORRIED
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Panda's got a gun

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
WIN
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whole world's come undone
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
The Panda images are the best new thing about Gameday threads this year.
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
agree
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by non sequitur on May 15, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
google Panda + gun (or Panda + whatever else)?
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Well, I suppose Google is how you find anything. But who’s making these things?
by non sequitur on May 15, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
you can find anything on the internets
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
rule 23
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
except for girls, there are none of them
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
True story: I defended a case some years ago, and the plaintiff was one of the actual participants in the origination of the world wide web.
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THAT’S NOT WHAT I LEARNED ON LAW & ORDER.
by non sequitur on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what “Ripped from the headlines” means, right?
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IN ACTUAL TIME
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 15, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you in CD law? I worked in CD claims for like four years.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I was for a while, then I went in house transactional stuff for software companies.
I always liked my claims folks.
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transactional stuff for software companies.
BE MY LAWYER, NIBLETS, ATTORNEY AT LAW!
by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Nothing, thanks. I’m good for now. =)
by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s what I do.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 15, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
No wai!
I’d like to go back into it eventually. I like the CD stuff. Lots of cool field trips. Nifty experts.
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some field trips (like to Stockton or Modesto) are not cool. Beach front property in Monterrey = awesome.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 15, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
nice.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 15, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m surprised our paths didn’t cross. It seems in insurance and CD especially, everyone knows everyone. I worked with three different people at two different jobs over my time in CD claims.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven’t done CD in probably 9 years. My good friend still does it, though.
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I had a pretty good relationship with our panel counsel. I made sure their bills got paid, so they had to like me. :)
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL jon!
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GIANTS OFFENSE: Make this a long inning
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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
FIGHTO FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!11
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by Zetsuboushita on May 15, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Failed infield hit attempt
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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
ground attack fail
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 15, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked it better when The Giants got hits off Livan
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
And the rest of the series too.
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Those are some ugly spikes on Beltran
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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
Juan Uribe is hitting .298
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
SMALL SAMPLE SIZE!
at least i think
by sadison bummedgarner on May 15, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
umwtf
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HEY YOU'RE LISA STEVENS
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Someone fill me in on this: WTF is Lisa Stevens?
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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a wells fargo radio commercial on KNBR
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Thanks. She must be annoying as shit… I assume.
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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, pretty annoying
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In play no out?
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WTF
Sheffield was hitting under .200! Did he find a time machine?
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STFD BUM!
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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
STFD WRIGHT
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM!!!
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SUCK IT DAVID WRONG
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good night McCoven
Suck it, Dodgers/Mets.
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
???
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
striking out David Wright is as awesome as FLEW dingerz
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Ok so that weird guy who cawed at me in the bathroom last night just cawed at me in the hallway.
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Do you live in dorms?
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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah.
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by Zetsuboushita on May 15, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll take that play. Saved a run.
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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
HEY! Infield hits are our thing!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 15, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
beltran is going to go.....
……stop him timmy
by sadison bummedgarner on May 15, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
yeah, bitch. It’s done!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 15, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
Shut up Mets dugout
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
Even if they are right, they should shut up.
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Swing.........NOW! Santos
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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
Strike this guy out, or something of equal beneficiality
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DAMN
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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
I don’t like it when the Mets score a run.
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Why throw a hanging breaking ball on 0-2?
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Presumably he was trying to throw a non-hanging breaking ball.
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Damn, 3 runs is not a big enough cushion for Wilson in the ninth. We must score more
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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
There is no cushion big enough.
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/insert pic of angry cushion.
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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
C’mon. Dude.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 15, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
I do not like this inning.
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STOP PITCHING LIKE MATT CAIN
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This has to be it for Tim. Get him out
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After this inning I mean
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A strike, that was
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WTF? Where's that?
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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
I’m getting that sinking feeling
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
MOTHER!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
This inning is making me feel even sicker
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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OK GET HIM OUT NOW PLEASE
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Get the pen hot. Tim's not fooling anyone right now.
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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
This is not relevant to my interests
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Eventually, Tim’s BIP lack of luck will reverse, right? WTF?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
has to
his babip is ridiculously high when i last checked and all his other stats say he’s an elite pitcher(FIP and xFIP are second and first in all of baseball)
Finally…….
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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
Nice job tim
NOW GTFO
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I missed that
What did he say? F? SOB?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw the F’ing part, but couldn’t make out the rest.
Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.
by The Enchanter on May 15, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
timmy just looked sloppy that inning
by sadison bummedgarner on May 15, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
Sloppy sixths
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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Get some runs back Offense, or you know, don’t
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I wonder which option they’re going to choose.
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The Dodgers will lose eventually
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Rowand looking around for an ass to suck
by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
He should just suck his own.
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by Zetsuboushita on May 15, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Fun Fact: Aaron Rowand has been terrible this year.
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And much of last year
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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That part’s not fun at all!
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lol Rowand
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
ORLYA
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Aurilia with the not-fail!
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ORLYA?!?!?!?
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Richie...
actually kinda ok tonight
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Aurilia's corpse is a pretty good hitter
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
hey that wasn’t a lazy rollover groundball. What gives?
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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
I think that was his first XBH of the year!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
you are correct
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PH on deck?
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Richie got the message
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 15, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
Swing a little harder there Uribe
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Oh, of fucking course Bochy is gonna leave Tim in.
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Bochy is to managing as Kim Kardashian is to modesty and chastity
by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy is to head as Kim is to ass
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EXCEPT that her ass is lovely. His megabean is not.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 15, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate you
You put the idea of a Bruce Bochy sex tape in my head.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
innings eater
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Why is Bochy such a fucking idiot
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Well, that was pretty terrible
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
do we really have to watch another week of Uribe at short?
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
WOW BOCHY NO
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID
WHAT THE HELL DIDN’T YOU LEARN ANYTHING FROM ZITO’S START LIKE TWO DAYS AGO YOU FUCKING MORON
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Smart move is dumb
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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WHAT THE FUCK
I thought bochy was supposed to be pitcher friendly in SD
I think Uribe made that slider look a lot better than it actually was.
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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
Timmy!
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
maybe stay at first there timmy
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
HOLY SHIT BRUCE YOU ARE A FUCKING CUNT FUCK YOU YOU STUPID PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT GODDAMNIT
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still stupid if he leaves him in
6 high stress innings + 102 pitches
See
He’s a genius
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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hahaha I love how you were like a second too late with this
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
NO
just because Tim got a hit doesn’t mean leaving him in is smart. Hes going to give it right back this next inning. He’s done.
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I have that same feeling, but I hope you’re wrong.
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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not
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You want Tim to give up runs?
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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope I'm wrong
but I’m not.
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SEE WHAT I MEAN
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Damn you and your horrible prediction.
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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
AND NOBODY CALL IT A JINX
because we all knew this was going to happen.
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/ducks
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy grumbles something incomprehensible to Bondslegend
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/bondslegend does to bochy what ben did to jacob
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THEORY
Locke is being possesed by the guy on the beach from the beginning, The “loophole guy”
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DERRRRRRRRRR
no offense, but that’s pretty obvious.
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I meant for the people who havent seen every episode who are very confused
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Oh
well, if you haven’t seen every episode, you need to. It’s too hard to follow if you haven’t.
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Although the storylines from the first season are almost meaningless now
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That's true
but the character development makes it worth watching.
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SOME PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THE CAVES AND SOME ARE STAYING ON THE BEACH!
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Well yeah
That’s why Jacob said “I guess you finally found your loophole” when they saw him in the statue.
But I’ll bet he’s the smoke monster too.
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OMG
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WHOO TIMMY! GREAT IDEA
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BOCHY IS A SECRET GENIUS
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TIMMY HITS
and run fails
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
I guess Tim was just being left in for his offense.
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Clutch 37-hopper down the line.
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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
TIMMY!
Lincecum didn’t want to stand around on the bases.
Wha Wha What?
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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
Will Tim finish the 7th N/N/HE NEEDS TO GIVE UP A 4TH RUN TO KEEP UP THE STREAK!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
“thats the sound me , tim lincecum hitting a grand slam to win the game. hey it could happen”
by sadison bummedgarner on May 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
that reminds of a few years ago when Alou kept letting Morris bat when he should have been removed for a pinch hitter and he kept getting hits.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID
We have a 3 run lead. Odds we still have ANY lead in 20 minutes?
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NOW, take Timmy out.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 15, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
he’s only thrown 102 pitches.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 15, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
seems like more
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 15, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Doesn't matter the number
he’s done- he was struggling.
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Breaking news
Adrian Gonzalez is good
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Pics or it didn’t happen.
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he is a beast
I’m happy because he’s one of the good Mexicans in the game. And for fantasy baseball as I have him.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
The unfun part of the lineup is coming
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BURY HIM!
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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
OMG USE THAT FREAKING GINORMOUS HEAD OF YOURS BRUCE
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
ENOUGH WITH THE GIANTS HITS
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WOW IF ONLY SOMEONE SAW THIS COMING!!!
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Baseball is an unpredictable game.
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Beltran you suck, Jackass
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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
Ok, last batter
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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
john loading beltran with compliments called him the perfect player
didnt we almost sign him or sumthing to that effect?
by sadison bummedgarner on May 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
This is a really generous strike zoone.
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
how many goddamned times does bruce have to leave a starter in too long, let them give up baserunners, and then pull them too late? GOD HE IS SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT AHHHHHHHHHHH
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You win this round
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I win every round this happens
because it always fucking happens. You can look at a starter and know when he’s done. I knew Tim was done because he was struggling in the sixth. How the fuck can a guy sitting at his couch IN NORTH DA FUCKING KOTA figure this out but a guy making 2.5 MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS TO BE A BASEBALL MANAGER can’t?
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GD Stolen bases!
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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
Imagine if we had signed Beltran. We would never have gotten Jeffrey Hammond!!!1
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
know what my favorite thing in the whole world is?
Inconsistent strike zones.
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YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT BOCHY
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
wow, he hasn’t gotten an out! WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING?
WHY IS BOCHY SO FUCKING STUPID
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He was trying some outside the box thinking
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So what the fuck was the point in leaving tim in?
he gets no fucking outs in the goddamn inning and leaves with 2 guys on. WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING MORON BRUCE.
WHY CAN I NOT TYPE IN BIGGER FONT TO ACCURATELY DESCRIBE HOW FUCKING PISSED I AM AT BOCHY
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Especially when, like, the 6th inning was pretty rough – baserunners, RUNZ being given up. That’s the exact moment where you go, “Wow, this starter seems to have not a lot left, probably a good time to take him out!”
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I KNOW RIGHT!!!?!?!?!?!?
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LINCECUM CAN"T FINISH GAMES
GNATS BRANS NEED TO GET A BAT
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card carrying Bochy Hatter
Affeldt and Merkin were up. Who does he bring in?
by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
It’s funny – I just turned on the game after eating dinner, and within just a few seconds, I figured out exactly what had happened.
Bochy’s not only stupid, he’s stupid in ridiculously predictable ways.
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For example, if this game had happened last year, I know exactly who Bochy would’ve brought in – Tyler Walker.
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ok so who is going sunday for there bobble head?
by sadison bummedgarner on May 15, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
Not me. :( But Kenshin is kindly trying to hook me up with a bobblehead.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the next game we go to will be Memorial Day. Unless I’m in jail serving a life sentence for Bochicide.
I’ll bring my flamethrower if you drive the getaway car.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Merkin pops up.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
I have a feeling that this will not end well
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
THROW STRIKES
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Dude throws really hard.
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GAme over. They are going to blow this
by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
GAMEDAY AUDIO is in full fail mode.
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
Oh good
Let’s load the bases for Wright
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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Let's load the bases for David Wright!
That should go well!
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OK, YANK HIM
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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
oh. Good. David Wright is up.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
where's Yabu?
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AWESOME
FORCE OUT AT ANY BASE
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son of a bitch
THROW STRIKES!!!
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
lol Giants pitching
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Fuck you, Bochy
And throw some fucking strikes, Merkin.
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WOW IF ONLY SOMEONE WHO WASNT GETTING PAID MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO MANAGE COULD SEE THIS COMING!!!!!!!
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I’d be okay with it if the guy who was getting paid millions of dollars could see this coming.
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I really dont want to lose 3 in a row
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+ the biggest number in existence
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AWESOME
A HANGER
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Bases will clear.
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leaving several open bases
can pitch around other mets now
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by natteringnabob on May 15, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
didn’t see that coming at all… FUCK
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merkin fail
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
I’m sick and tired of these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane.
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Tie game.
Thanks Bochy.
I fucking hate you.
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THAT WENT WELL
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FUCK YOU SO HARD BOCHY
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
You know what scares me? That, with the Giants having a winning record, Bochy’s contract will be extended.
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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
hopefully also
getting some Veteran Savvy™ at the deadline
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
card carrying Bochy Hatter
by natteringnabob on May 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Alderson and Villalona for Hank Blalock!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
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Oh fuck me.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
OK FUCK THIS GAME AND FUCK YOU BOCHY
YOU FUCKING LOST THIS GAME BY YOURSELF YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT I HONESTLY HOPE YOU DIE IN A HORRIBLE FIREBALL YOU PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING ASSHOLE.
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I was trying to be as eloquent as possible
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Boos...
for S.Wig or Botchy?
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bochy
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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hope so
and hope Merkin doesn’t now spend 6 months in Botchy’s doghouse
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card carrying Bochy Hatter
by natteringnabob on May 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish there was someone’s doghouse Bochy could get sent to.
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I mean besides mine.
Someone who matters.
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I am so angry I have no idea what to type….
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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, anyone who says that managers don't affect games
you need to shut the fuck up.
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Why Do You Hate The Giants?
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I Believe That Everything Bruce Bochy Has Ever Done Has Been Brilliant
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I want to smash his head
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
That Grim Reaper cigarette girl is hot.
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Yeah she is.
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"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
im semi hoping bruce bochy will read this thread tonight
and become depressed because so many people here hate him. then jump off a building
please bochy, if you’re reading this, do it now
I only have a signature because I recognize everyone else by their sigs, not their usernames..
Did Flem really say its hard to blame Bochy?
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck you, Flem
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Dude is being paid by the Giants
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
Fuck you, Giants
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Flem covering his ass and drinking the kool aid
by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
no it's really easy
when your SP has >100 pitches, and has had trouble with location all game, it’s not a good idea to bring him back out.
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Yeah, but
The converse — pulling Lincecum “early” and seeing the bullpen torch it — spooks Bochy beyond all reason. It’s like the voices of a thousand Ralph Barbieris in his head.
CORPORATE LINE
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Crap.
Went to read the kids a story and tuck ’em in, came back to this.
Goddammit.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
at least your kids are happy
I only have a signature because I recognize everyone else by their sigs, not their usernames..
True. I’ll keep the shame of the 7th inning from them so they can have happy dreams.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
You might want to consider keeping the Giants from them altogether.
Haven't been to The Examined Life? No wonder your life feels so empty.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Harry Potter and the Everlasting Abject Failure
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I LOVE YOU BRUCE BOCHY!!!!
not.
I only have a signature because I recognize everyone else by their sigs, not their usernames..
I HATE YOU BRUCE BOCHY!!!
/crickets
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
If we win this game by one run I am still going to be so angry about how Bochy managed to screw this up so badly.
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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
I haven't been doing the gameday threads recently, but had to stop by to say
Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.
Tires of..
Valdez.. Miller and Medders were the great non-roster invites.

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