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Lincecum is good

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 15, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

our timmeh who art in heaven

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs some quick innings…fast

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

he just needs to stop letting alex fucking cora on base

by superk1ng on May 15, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

GAA thread jinx

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 15, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I google image searched “Fred Lewis is the fucking man” and pretty much every result was from MCC.

Including the pictures of Pork Brains in a can.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 15, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

don't forget the milk gravy

it goes great with the bread in a car from earlier!

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 15, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

fail

car = can

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 15, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do quesadillas in the car…
leave them wrapped in foil, on the dashboard in the summer sun, by noon: it’s lunch!

by Merope on May 15, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems like it would make the car smell funny.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 15, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

makes the car smell yummy
don’t leave your yogurt in the car tho, that’s not so fun.

by Merope on May 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could go the extra mile and actually use your engine to cook something too

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since the last thread is now done, I’ll post this here:

I used to collect things like the Pork Brains in a Can when I was in college. I’d keep them on the entertainment center in our living room. My favorite was a can of potted meat that had as an ingredient “partially defatted beef fatty tissue.” Then we’d get drunk and dare each other to eat it. Never got a taker.

by Grant Brisbee on May 15, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you ever try them yourself?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 15, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIMP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 15, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, I throw out milk when it’s a day before the expiration date.

by Grant Brisbee on May 15, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIMP

LIVE A LITTLE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t really talk though, I wanted to try brains but when I got the chance, I completely chickened out.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love new things

but new, weird, canned things are no thanks.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you ever meet my wife

She’ll try to make you eat balut.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 15, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that the pickled bird fetuses or whatever?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

partially developed eggs

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 15, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIT THATS FUCK

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, that’s what I was thinking. Erp.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I barfed in my mouth a little.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

That’s it

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The last time she tried it, though

She got a taste of her own medicine. The person she was trying to get to eat it said “I’ll eat one if you eat one.”

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO GLAD I WAS EATING JUST NOW

THANKS!!!!

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im gonna have to pass

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh dear god why

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve eaten something similar.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

these things

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 15, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can go DIAF now kthx

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 15, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the — CUT IT OUT WITH THESE IMAGES, EVERYBODY.

by non sequitur on May 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT THE SHIT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

They did that on Survivor. Even starving people couldn’t eat that.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's supposed to put hair on your back and arms

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want hair in those places, thankyouverymuch.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me neither. Now if it could put hair on one’s upper lip…

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 15, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

worked for me!

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 15, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I collect Spam from around the world. This has expanded to include some canned worms of some sort from Korea and some weird bug in a lollipop.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 15, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a room-mate in college who kept a jar of pickled eels on top of his desk.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 15, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read "spam" as "sperm"

ewww

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That has to be the most disgusting and bizarre thing I’ve ever heard of.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants offense

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 15, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

that too

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Earthquake supplies

by Merope on May 15, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

only one website shows up on <a href=“http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rlz=1C1GGLS_en-USUS299US303&q=”polar+bear+making+out+with+a+praying+mantis"&btnG=Search" >this search.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 15, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

wat

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 15, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIS for “polar bear making out with a praying mantis.”

by Grant Brisbee on May 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know how to fix that

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 15, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you forgot to put a < / a > at the end

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 15, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

SBN is cutting it off.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its much easier to watch Timmy struggle when he doesn’t give up a run……by some act of god.

by WillClark on May 15, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Unclassy Rollover Randy

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Dwight. YOU HAVE TO TAKE PITCHES, GUYS!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 15, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Really, maybe work a count or two. Let Timmy rest a bit

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand is all like, “Look at that ass! I want to suck it!”

by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand still sucks

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 15, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

And Scott is no longer hitting .500 against Livan. Idiot (Scott, that is).

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 15, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously when is the last time that guy got a hit, fuck

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 15, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand can’t even get hits off a pitcher he owns

by superk1ng on May 15, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Aurilia is batting. TIme for some Fugly swings

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

fail inning

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 15, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddamn, that inning sucked.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 15, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

That inning was pure fail

by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD JOB GUYS

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 15, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, rowand,

go fuck yourself.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha this made me laugh

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 15, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be funny

if it wasn’t so painful. That little shit is making more than Winn and Lewis combined.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

but also two times the suck of Winn and Lewis, so there’s that

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 15, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You make a compelling point

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone else hear BWilson on KNBR this afternoon?

I could have sworn that Barbieri said Wilsons IQ was 188.

…yeah, right.

by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe according to Brian himself.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 15, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it’s 188 Celsius.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That made no sense.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m convinced that the smarter you are, the dumber you get. One time I spilled some spiced latte in my hair and I have no idea how or when it got there. I was reading some stuff for my international relations class for a few hours and all of a sudden I smelled the coffee I’d finished. It was in my hair. :(

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

ummmmmm

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol.

btw: did you read my post about 3d movies a few days back?

by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes I did.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cannot wait for Up!. It’s already getting Best Oscar buzz.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also how long until Boards and when I move. It’ll be a busy week.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOOOOKS SOOOO GOOOD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim just had a rough inning?

an 8 pitch inning by the offense sounds perfect!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 15, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand is approaching Ledee levels of suck

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 15, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Ricky fucking Ledee

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 15, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, Tim. Fewer hits, please.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 15, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh. YOU NEED A QUICK INNING. NO MORE BASE RUNNERS!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME MORE

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 15, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jorge de la rosa FTW

also, the guy I’m playing has Timmy. But I’m really hoping Timmy hurts my team more by the end of this game.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD Santos

Tim, that was better.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim LIncecum has filled the post of Sigh Young that Zito vacated

He sucks!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 15, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

C
 U
  R
   V
    E

by non sequitur on May 15, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

well done

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

For creativity

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I am really getting tired of these guys running at will on us.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Why are they running at wilriv?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

They want to pet his cat

by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wil loves SBs

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie had been doing pretty well throwing people out for awhile, what gives all of a sudden?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy isnt exactly fast to the plate

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 15, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have a number on him to the plate?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

I would imagine 1.4 or 1.5, but im sure there is a stat somewhere

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t 1.3 the cut off line from good to bad?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk says it’s the pitchers not varying their looks or otherwise holding the runners.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, so why the hell isn’t our pitching coach verbally abusing all the pitchers!?!?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk says the coaching staff is telling ‘em; the pitchers just aren’t doing it.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then we should bench the whole pitching staff.

“Panda, Get loose”

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Reed!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

SEE YA

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD REED

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

70% chance Livan gets a hit..

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on May 15, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

JINX!

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on May 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 15, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s up with Tim’s velocity? He’s hovering at around 90 on his fastball and I’ve seen him hit 89 a few times…

by Nibbler on May 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s been like that more or less all year.

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yet his strikeout rate is up almost a full K per 9. WTF?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on May 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

people need to stop with this. Holy shit.

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Diamondbacks?

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 15, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has had 1 start this year with less than a K/IP.

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by jponry on May 15, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice pitch

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by CB30 on May 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Cheeseburger!

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by cornball on May 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD CHEESEBURGER!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU CANT HAS CHEESEBURGER

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by CB30 on May 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

A rabbit
A rabbit genetically mixed with a cheetah
With a rocket in it’s ass
Driven by a teenager on meth and a 12-pack

by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Jose Reyes?

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez on D?

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by CB30 on May 15, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously, that’s supposed to make me want to buy productx?

I thought that was another edition of those damn csn commercials (behind the high protein diet etc etc)

by Merope on May 15, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You forgot the / in between the 1 and 2

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 15, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL.

Anyway, three so far….

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on May 15, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

OOOOOO!!!

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by cornball on May 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

ribe

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on May 15, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I STILL DON’T BELIEVE

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by Zetsuboushita on May 15, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

And that was a lovely bunt!

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When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 15, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Productive outs are my friends, as are cylinders

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by CB30 on May 15, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

TAKE PITCHES, GODDAMNIT!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
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by cornball on May 15, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

This inning is going to fast

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by CB30 on May 15, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

also too fast*

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by CB30 on May 15, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was wondering where fast was

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by Viliphied on May 15, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I figured there was some sort of religious holiday.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on May 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s probably got a stiff neck.

by Merope on May 15, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manny needs to go back to hitting 8th..

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by Azmanz on May 15, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy said that Manny at leadoff was going to be something that lasted for awhile. lol.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 15, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bachy also is a dumbfuck so that is also something to consider

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dont do that

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by CB30 on May 15, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t jump ship on Manny yet

by WillClark on May 15, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Swing…………..Now Fred

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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't see fred's HR enough

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Sheet

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by CB30 on May 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF with the high strikes man?

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by cornball on May 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

terrible call

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Fred

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

So Ishikawa was hit in the eye during BP?

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on May 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

By a rabbit mixed with a cheetah and a rocket in it’s ass

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STRIKEOUT WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED

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by Zetsuboushita on May 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude

the dude just hit a 430 ft HR. He’s allowed 1 K.

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was being facetious.

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by Zetsuboushita on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

that was high.

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by Viliphied on May 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

so long as he calls it that way for Timmy too…fine.

by Merope on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAAY too close to take. Shut up and go play D (Giants Batter)

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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

This, but still, not a strike.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gameday begs to differ

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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhh, on TV it had major sink and was still caught at the top of the letters. Not a strike. Not even in the rulebook is that a strike.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

definitely a rule book strike.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on May 15, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rulebook is bottom of the letters. MLB rulebook.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, no. Rule 2.00, Definitions.

Says nothing about letters.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on May 15, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand. My point is that he has to protect on the high pitch as we’ve seen many called tonight. He should know this unless he wasn’t paying attention or asking Qs to his teammates.

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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

it wasn't close

That was well above his waist. The umpire got tricked by their catcher pulling it down as he caught it.

by superk1ng on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was too close to take with 2

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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

there was nothing he could have done with that pitch. It was right on his elbow.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a strike on gameday.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

It was high-ish, but the ump has been giving the high strike all night.

by non sequitur on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE ARE ALL A STRIKE ON GAMEDAY

by satyricrash on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

PEDRO FELIZ IS A STRIKE ON GAMEDAY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

what about her a strike on gameday?

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by groug on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Arnold according to Conan

by non sequitur on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

What of hers is a strike on gameday?

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

THROW STRIKES TO ALEX CORA

by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD FORMER DODGER!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

wow Jon knows what flickr is?

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

That was the kind of AB I like to see Alex Cora take.

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by groug on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy makes people look so stupid, I love it.

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by Azmanz on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon does not like the backwards K

He says it’s a Satan worshipping thing. lol

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda cannon

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Brooks over there

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda range!

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

He doesn’t worship the devil.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

was he sent here by the devil?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t remember sending him

by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

No my friends, he's on the level

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Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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by thehavenot on May 15, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ring came off my pudding can

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by groug on May 15, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

take my penknife my good man

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by Viliphied on May 15, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Monorail...Monorail...

MONORAILLLLLLLLLLL

Mono-D’Oh!

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by Viliphied on May 15, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD GUYS TIMS VELOCITY IS SO LOW

THAT HEEZ K’D FOUR STRAIGHT BATTERZ! IM SO WORRIED

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I enjoyed that inning.

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by groug on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda's got a gun

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by j14 on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

whole world's come undone

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Panda images are the best new thing about Gameday threads this year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 15, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

agree

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Where on earth do these pictures come from?)

by non sequitur on May 15, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

google Panda + gun (or Panda + whatever else)?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on May 15, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I suppose Google is how you find anything. But who’s making these things?

by non sequitur on May 15, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can find anything on the internets

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on May 15, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

rule 23

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

except for girls, there are none of them

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 15, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank goodness for Al Gore!

by non sequitur on May 15, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

True story: I defended a case some years ago, and the plaintiff was one of the actual participants in the origination of the world wide web.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 15, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Construction defect case – nobody really wins. Settlement is the goal.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 15, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT’S NOT WHAT I LEARNED ON LAW & ORDER.

by non sequitur on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBJECTION

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ALL LAW SHOWS ON TV ARE VERY ACCURATE AND DEPICT ACTUAL LEGAL PROCEDURE.

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by can of corn on May 15, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what “Ripped from the headlines” means, right?

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by groug on May 15, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

IN ACTUAL TIME

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 15, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forensics shows too, right?

by non sequitur on May 15, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you in CD law? I worked in CD claims for like four years.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was for a while, then I went in house transactional stuff for software companies.

I always liked my claims folks.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 15, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

transactional stuff for software companies.

BE MY LAWYER, NIBLETS, ATTORNEY AT LAW!

by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CAN DO THAT. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 15, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing, thanks. I’m good for now. =)

by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what I do.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 15, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

No wai!

I’d like to go back into it eventually. I like the CD stuff. Lots of cool field trips. Nifty experts.

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by can of corn on May 15, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

some field trips (like to Stockton or Modesto) are not cool. Beach front property in Monterrey = awesome.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 15, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got into a lot of sweet Los Altos Hills houses.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 15, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m surprised our paths didn’t cross. It seems in insurance and CD especially, everyone knows everyone. I worked with three different people at two different jobs over my time in CD claims.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t done CD in probably 9 years. My good friend still does it, though.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 15, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a pretty good relationship with our panel counsel. I made sure their bills got paid, so they had to like me. :)

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’ll do it every time.

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by can of corn on May 15, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL jon!

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Too bad we can’t have a pitching staff full of Timmy’s. Life would be great.

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by Azmanz on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

GIANTS OFFENSE: Make this a long inning

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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FIGHTO FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!11

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by Zetsuboushita on May 15, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Failed infield hit attempt

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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I liked it better when The Giants got hits off Livan

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by CB30 on May 15, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you think we used them all up for the game?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 15, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the rest of the series too.

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Those are some ugly spikes on Beltran

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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Juan Uribe is hitting .298

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by jponry on May 15, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

umwtf

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I don’t care what the stats say. This isn’t true.

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by groug on May 15, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY YOU'RE LISA STEVENS

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by jponry on May 15, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHE IS WATCHING YOU

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by CB30 on May 15, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone fill me in on this: WTF is Lisa Stevens?

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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a wells fargo radio commercial on KNBR

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks. She must be annoying as shit… I assume.

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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, pretty annoying

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

some commercial with shane snow and wells fargo’s Lisa Stevens

by Merope on May 15, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The mute button on the remote is going to be worn out before the season is over.

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Aw crap

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In play no out?

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by jponry on May 15, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

Sheffield was hitting under .200! Did he find a time machine?

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by CB30 on May 15, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s getting his revenge on Barry

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by jponry on May 15, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

See directly above you

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LOLkland A’s

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by CB30 on May 15, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously… 14 -1 ?!?!?

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STFD BUM!

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STFD WRIGHT

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FINISH HIM!!!

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by monta101 on May 15, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT DAVID WRONG

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good night McCoven

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by cloudydays on May 15, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Erin Andrew’s boyfriend!!!

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lol

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???

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striking out David Wright is as awesome as FLEW dingerz

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by oldjacket on May 15, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit

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Ok so that weird guy who cawed at me in the bathroom last night just cawed at me in the hallway.

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Do you live in dorms?

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Yeah.

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I’ll take that play. Saved a run.

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It did look better in slo mo from CF. I’ll take it.

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HEY! Infield hits are our thing!

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yeah, bitch. It’s done!

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 15, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Shut up Mets dugout

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Even if they are right, they should shut up.

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Swing.........NOW! Santos

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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Strike this guy out, or something of equal beneficiality

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by CB30 on May 15, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN

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I don’t like it when the Mets score a run.

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by groug on May 15, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Why throw a hanging breaking ball on 0-2?

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by CB30 on May 15, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Especially when he couldnt hit the FB

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Presumably he was trying to throw a non-hanging breaking ball.

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Lame..

I expect Timmy to K everybody..

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sac fly is not the end of the world.

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by jponry on May 15, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

0-2 thats way too good

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Damn, 3 runs is not a big enough cushion for Wilson in the ninth. We must score more

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There is no cushion big enough.

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/insert pic of angry cushion.

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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, shit

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C’mon. Dude.

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I do not like this inning.

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STOP PITCHING LIKE MATT CAIN

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This has to be it for Tim. Get him out

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Not yet

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After this inning I mean

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Bring in Velez!

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Get Velez in there!

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A strike, that was

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by CB30 on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF? Where's that?

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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh come on. That’s a strike.

by non sequitur on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m getting that sinking feeling

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by j14 on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

MOTHER!

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK

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by CB30 on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

This inning is making me feel even sicker

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by thehavenot on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

This is bad news.

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OK GET HIM OUT NOW PLEASE

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Fuck Timmy, bear down

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Get the pen hot. Tim's not fooling anyone right now.

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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I like lazy grounders when they’re hit AT our infielders

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by norcalnick on May 15, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

This is not relevant to my interests

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by CB30 on May 15, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Eventually, Tim’s BIP lack of luck will reverse, right? WTF?

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by jponry on May 15, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

has to

his babip is ridiculously high when i last checked and all his other stats say he’s an elite pitcher(FIP and xFIP are second and first in all of baseball)

by superk1ng on May 15, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, the fact that he’s probably going to improve is only more awesome.

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by jponry on May 15, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, theres no way his ERA stays in the 3’s the way he’s been pitching so far

by superk1ng on May 15, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please end it

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by CB30 on May 15, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

phew

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Finally…….

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Nice job tim

NOW GTFO

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I love when Tim swears.

by robbgin on May 15, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I dont

It means some fail happened

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by CB30 on May 15, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed that

What did he say? F? SOB?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think all of the above.

by robbgin on May 15, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw the F’ing part, but couldn’t make out the rest.

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by The Enchanter on May 15, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sloppy sixths

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by thehavenot on May 15, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get some runs back Offense, or you know, don’t

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I wonder which option they’re going to choose.

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The Dodgers will lose eventually

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YOU SUCK ROWAND

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Rowand looking around for an ass to suck

by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

That made me laugh out loud

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He should just suck his own.

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/tubgirl picture

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DNW

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Fun Fact: Aaron Rowand has been terrible this year.

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by groug on May 15, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

And much of last year

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by thehavenot on May 15, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That part’s not fun at all!

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lol Rowand

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by jponry on May 15, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

They are laughs of sadness

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WTF RICHIE

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ORLYA

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Aurilia with the not-fail!

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I love those

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They're a rare sight

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ORLYA?!?!?!?

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Richie...

actually kinda ok tonight

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by j14 on May 15, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Trying to avoid DFA.

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DEAD AURILIACAT CONTINUES TO BOUNCE.

by non sequitur on May 15, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Reincarnated!!!

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by PAWarrior on May 15, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Aurilia's corpse is a pretty good hitter

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by thehavenot on May 15, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

hey that wasn’t a lazy rollover groundball. What gives?

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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I think that was his first XBH of the year!!!!

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by jponry on May 15, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

you are correct

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PH on deck?

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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

WORNG says Bochy

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Lincecum wants to bat!

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Richie got the message

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Swing a little harder there Uribe

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Oh, of fucking course Bochy is gonna leave Tim in.

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Bochy is to head as Kim is to ass

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by groug on May 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Similar in size

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That was the idea.

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I only meant in size.

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I hate you

You put the idea of a Bruce Bochy sex tape in my head.

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innings eater

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Bochy such a fucking idiot

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by jponry on May 15, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Big head, but little brain.

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by can of corn on May 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that was pretty terrible

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do we really have to watch another week of Uribe at short?

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by j14 on May 15, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW BOCHY NO

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID

WHAT THE HELL DIDN’T YOU LEARN ANYTHING FROM ZITO’S START LIKE TWO DAYS AGO YOU FUCKING MORON

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Smart move is dumb

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by thehavenot on May 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK

I thought bochy was supposed to be pitcher friendly in SD

by superk1ng on May 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

PUT IT INTO THE COVE, TIMMY.

by non sequitur on May 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Uribe made that slider look a lot better than it actually was.

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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy!

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by j14 on May 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

maybe stay at first there timmy

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by j14 on May 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT BRUCE YOU ARE A FUCKING CUNT FUCK YOU YOU STUPID PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT GODDAMNIT

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Um….. Maybe not?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was referring to the language. One in particular.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

See

He’s a genius

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
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by thehavenot on May 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha I love how you were like a second too late with this

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by PAWarrior on May 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

just because Tim got a hit doesn’t mean leaving him in is smart. Hes going to give it right back this next inning. He’s done.

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have that same feeling, but I hope you’re wrong.

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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You want Tim to give up runs?

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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope I'm wrong

but I’m not.

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

SEE WHAT I MEAN

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn you and your horrible prediction.

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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND NOBODY CALL IT A JINX

because we all knew this was going to happen.

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know man, it was just funny how it came up on my screen right after Tim hit the dub

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by PAWarrior on May 15, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ducks

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy grumbles something incomprehensible to Bondslegend

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by CB30 on May 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

/bondslegend does to bochy what ben did to jacob

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

/acts like FakeLocke

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by groug on May 15, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEORY

Locke is being possesed by the guy on the beach from the beginning, The “loophole guy”

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by CB30 on May 15, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

DERRRRRRRRRR

no offense, but that’s pretty obvious.

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant for the people who havent seen every episode who are very confused

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by CB30 on May 15, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

well, if you haven’t seen every episode, you need to. It’s too hard to follow if you haven’t.

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

True story

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by CB30 on May 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although the storylines from the first season are almost meaningless now

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by CB30 on May 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's true

but the character development makes it worth watching.

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOME PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THE CAVES AND SOME ARE STAYING ON THE BEACH!

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by groug on May 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rose and Bernard PWN Jack and his shenanigans

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by CB30 on May 15, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well yeah

That’s why Jacob said “I guess you finally found your loophole” when they saw him in the statue.

But I’ll bet he’s the smoke monster too.

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by groug on May 15, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

…………/shocked gasp

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by CB30 on May 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOO TIMMY! GREAT IDEA

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

BOCHY IS A SECRET GENIUS

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by CB30 on May 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMY HITS

and run fails

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess Tim was just being left in for his offense.

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by groug on May 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Clutch 37-hopper down the line.

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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIMMY!

Lincecum didn’t want to stand around on the bases.

by non sequitur on May 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA a taste of the giants oppositions own medicine

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by PAWarrior on May 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Wha Wha What?

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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Will Tim finish the 7th N/N/HE NEEDS TO GIVE UP A 4TH RUN TO KEEP UP THE STREAK!

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by jponry on May 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I DON’T NOT BELIEVE

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by groug on May 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

“thats the sound me , tim lincecum hitting a grand slam to win the game. hey it could happen”

by sadison bummedgarner on May 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

that reminds of a few years ago when Alou kept letting Morris bat when he should have been removed for a pinch hitter and he kept getting hits.

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID

We have a 3 run lead. Odds we still have ANY lead in 20 minutes?

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

at least we scored an appropriate number of runs off of Livan

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by jponry on May 15, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s only thrown 102 pitches.

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 15, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

seems like more

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 15, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't matter the number

he’s done- he was struggling.

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he allows one baserunning he needs to get pulled

by WillClark on May 15, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Breaking news

Adrian Gonzalez is good

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by CB30 on May 15, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Pics or it didn’t happen.

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by groug on May 15, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is a beast

I’m happy because he’s one of the good Mexicans in the game. And for fantasy baseball as I have him.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The unfun part of the lineup is coming

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by CB30 on May 15, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t know there was a fun part

by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

MEHribe

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by CB30 on May 15, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG USE THAT FREAKING GINORMOUS HEAD OF YOURS BRUCE

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

ENOUGH WITH THE GIANTS HITS

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by CB30 on May 15, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT A SURPRISE GUYS

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by jponry on May 15, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW IF ONLY SOMEONE SAW THIS COMING!!!

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Baseball is an unpredictable game.

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by groug on May 15, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Predictably unpredictable

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by CB30 on May 15, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pull him pull him pull him

by WillClark on May 15, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltran you suck, Jackass

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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, last batter

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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

He is done. Not even close.

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This is a really generous strike zoone.

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by groug on May 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

how many goddamned times does bruce have to leave a starter in too long, let them give up baserunners, and then pull them too late? GOD HE IS SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT AHHHHHHHHHHH

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

You win this round

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by CB30 on May 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I win every round this happens

because it always fucking happens. You can look at a starter and know when he’s done. I knew Tim was done because he was struggling in the sixth. How the fuck can a guy sitting at his couch IN NORTH DA FUCKING KOTA figure this out but a guy making 2.5 MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS TO BE A BASEBALL MANAGER can’t?

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

GD Stolen bases!

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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

/facepalm

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by CB30 on May 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Imagine if we had signed Beltran. We would never have gotten Jeffrey Hammond!!!1

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on May 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

REAL FUCKING BRILLIANT

by superk1ng on May 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

know what my favorite thing in the whole world is?

Inconsistent strike zones.

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by Viliphied on May 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT BOCHY

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice Boch

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by PAWarrior on May 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, he hasn’t gotten an out! WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING?

WHY IS BOCHY SO FUCKING STUPID

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by jponry on May 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

So what the fuck was the point in leaving tim in?

he gets no fucking outs in the goddamn inning and leaves with 2 guys on. WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING MORON BRUCE.

WHY CAN I NOT TYPE IN BIGGER FONT TO ACCURATELY DESCRIBE HOW FUCKING PISSED I AM AT BOCHY

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Especially when, like, the 6th inning was pretty rough – baserunners, RUNZ being given up. That’s the exact moment where you go, “Wow, this starter seems to have not a lot left, probably a good time to take him out!”

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by jponry on May 15, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I KNOW RIGHT!!!?!?!?!?!?

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

especially with him not being sharp with runners on which is when Tim usually really brings it

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by PAWarrior on May 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LINCECUM CAN"T FINISH GAMES

GNATS BRANS NEED TO GET A BAT

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card carrying Bochy Hatter

by natteringnabob on May 15, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt and Merkin were up. Who does he bring in?

by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Snatchius Wiggington

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by groug on May 15, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s funny – I just turned on the game after eating dinner, and within just a few seconds, I figured out exactly what had happened.

Bochy’s not only stupid, he’s stupid in ridiculously predictable ways.

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by jcb9 on May 15, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

For example, if this game had happened last year, I know exactly who Bochy would’ve brought in – Tyler Walker.

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by jcb9 on May 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not me. :( But Kenshin is kindly trying to hook me up with a bobblehead.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the next game we go to will be Memorial Day. Unless I’m in jail serving a life sentence for Bochicide.

by Merope on May 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll bring my flamethrower if you drive the getaway car.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Merkin pops up.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES, BULLPEN FODDER!!

by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES, MERKIN. But careful strikes, especially to these next two guys.

by non sequitur on May 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a feeling that this will not end well

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by j14 on May 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES

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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude throws really hard.

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by jcb9 on May 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

THROW

STRIKES

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by CB30 on May 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

GAme over. They are going to blow this

by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

GAMEDAY AUDIO is in full fail mode.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

So are the Giants

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by groug on May 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good

Let’s load the bases for Wright

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by thehavenot on May 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's load the bases for David Wright!

That should go well!

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by groug on May 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I’m going to bed.

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by jponry on May 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

OK, YANK HIM

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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

bleh

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on May 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

oh. Good. David Wright is up.

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

where's Yabu?

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by Viliphied on May 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent job

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AWESOME

FORCE OUT AT ANY BASE

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

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by natteringnabob on May 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

son of a bitch

THROW STRIKES!!!

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by j14 on May 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Giants pitching

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by Zetsuboushita on May 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you, Bochy

And throw some fucking strikes, Merkin.

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by groug on May 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW IF ONLY SOMEONE WHO WASNT GETTING PAID MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO MANAGE COULD SEE THIS COMING!!!!!!!

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d be okay with it if the guy who was getting paid millions of dollars could see this coming.

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by groug on May 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really dont want to lose 3 in a row

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by CB30 on May 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

AWESOME

A HANGER

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by CB30 on May 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

ANOTHER ONE

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by CB30 on May 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bases will clear.

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by jcb9 on May 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

leaving several open bases

can pitch around other mets now

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

card carrying Bochy Hatter

by natteringnabob on May 15, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn’t see that coming at all… FUCK

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

merkin fail

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

And there it is.

Goodnight folks.

by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Monday-to-Friday

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on May 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m sick and tired of these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane.

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by groug on May 15, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tie game.

Thanks Bochy.

I fucking hate you.

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by groug on May 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Goodnight

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT WENT WELL

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

HATE

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on May 15, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU SO HARD BOCHY

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

You know what scares me? That, with the Giants having a winning record, Bochy’s contract will be extended.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 15, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

hopefully also

getting some Veteran Savvy™ at the deadline

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

card carrying Bochy Hatter

by natteringnabob on May 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alderson and Villalona for Hank Blalock!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 15, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh fuck me.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

OK FUCK THIS GAME AND FUCK YOU BOCHY

YOU FUCKING LOST THIS GAME BY YOURSELF YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT I HONESTLY HOPE YOU DIE IN A HORRIBLE FIREBALL YOU PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING ASSHOLE.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I think this about sums it up.

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by groug on May 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was trying to be as eloquent as possible

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boos...

for S.Wig or Botchy?

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

card carrying Bochy Hatter

by natteringnabob on May 15, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

bochy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 15, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

hope so

and hope Merkin doesn’t now spend 6 months in Botchy’s doghouse

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

card carrying Bochy Hatter

by natteringnabob on May 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish there was someone’s doghouse Bochy could get sent to.

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by groug on May 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean besides mine.

Someone who matters.

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by groug on May 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

both but Bochy to the 10000000000000000th exponent

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am so angry I have no idea what to type….

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, anyone who says that managers don't affect games

you need to shut the fuck up.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Why Do You Hate The Giants?

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW NO ONE SAW THAT ONE COMING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 15, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to smash his head

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

That Grim Reaper cigarette girl is hot.

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by groug on May 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah she is.

Haven't been to The Examined Life? No wonder your life feels so empty.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on May 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for a bubble bath, and some tranquilizers….

by Merope on May 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

im semi hoping bruce bochy will read this thread tonight

and become depressed because so many people here hate him. then jump off a building

please bochy, if you’re reading this, do it now

I only have a signature because I recognize everyone else by their sigs, not their usernames..

by lmaozedong on May 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Flem really say its hard to blame Bochy?

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you, Flem

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude is being paid by the Giants

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you, Giants

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flem covering his ass and drinking the kool aid

by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

no it's really easy

when your SP has >100 pitches, and has had trouble with location all game, it’s not a good idea to bring him back out.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but

The converse — pulling Lincecum “early” and seeing the bullpen torch it — spooks Bochy beyond all reason. It’s like the voices of a thousand Ralph Barbieris in his head.

by ho-hum baby on May 15, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

CORPORATE LINE

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it’s not. Flem is wrong.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap.

Went to read the kids a story and tuck ’em in, came back to this.

Goddammit.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

at least your kids are happy

I only have a signature because I recognize everyone else by their sigs, not their usernames..

by lmaozedong on May 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

True. I’ll keep the shame of the 7th inning from them so they can have happy dreams.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You might want to consider keeping the Giants from them altogether.

Haven't been to The Examined Life? No wonder your life feels so empty.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on May 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Harry Potter and the Everlasting Abject Failure

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE YOU BRUCE BOCHY!!!!

not.

I only have a signature because I recognize everyone else by their sigs, not their usernames..

by lmaozedong on May 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

If we win this game by one run I am still going to be so angry about how Bochy managed to screw this up so badly.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Man. People are running wild on us.

by non sequitur on May 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

“Merkin” means HorseShit in the Dominican.

by thevaultsky on May 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Tires of..

Valdez.. Miller and Medders were the great non-roster invites.

by daniel9 on May 15, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

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