Mets Take Game One: Post-Game Recap
Let's see...
- Mercurial young starter has erratic game
- Runners left all over the bases
- Blown call leads to game-winning run
- Lack of concentration from the closer leads to 74 stolen bases and three earned runs
- Starting shortstop is hurt
- Gary Sheffield doesn't catch his uniform in the gears of a turbine
- Jackface from 2002 comes in to save the game, causing several post-trauma seizures across the Bay Area
Let us never speak of this game again.
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Wilson is a douchebag
Thank god it’s Lincecum day tomorrow
He did look Benitez-esque, without the balks of course. Worst memory ever
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
I am reminded more and more
of A’s-era Jason Isringhausen. At the end of the season, the stats say “Saves=40”. But every one of those things involves walks, wild pitches, loading up bases only to get a standing O for getting out of a jam- that the closer creates for himself.
I don’t like every strategy from Moneyball, but Wilson (and Benitez) are good examples of guys that bring more than they are worth in trades.
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by natteringnabob on May 15, 2009 5:14 AM PDT up reply actions
I hate Wilson for this one.
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by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions
It’s okay you guys, Brian Wilson just can’t pitch unless it’s the 9th inning and he has between a 1 and 3 run lead. A tie game in the 9th inning just isn’t high enough leverage for him.
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I see him as a thrower, not a pitcher.
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by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I see him as poop.
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I see the resemblance.
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by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
sooner or later Bochy will figure out that Wilson isn’t the same pitcher in a non save situation. That’s totally Wilson’s fault, not Bochy’s, but Bochy should know this by now. Wilson’s not the only closer with this problem, but he’s one of the worst. Why did you pay all that money for Howry and Affeldt if you can’t trust them late in a tie game? Howry has more or less shown that he can’t be trusted, but Affeldt looks pretty damn good to me. He should have had the ball in the ninth. Pitch a scoreless ninth, and you get the erratic Sean Green instead of KRod, and you probably win the game.
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I think you're giving Brucie too much credit
If he ain’t detected that by now, it is hard to see why he ever would. Mere repetition doesn’t educate if he has some sort of blockage to learning.
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by Mayor of 311 on May 15, 2009 5:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Replay says
Definitely out.
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on May 15, 2009 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm going to just let this cheer me up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTSnhBOaknM
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Anybody blaming Sanchez for this one?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Once we have to start blaming our starting pitching
we are truly fucked.
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Si
He is spinning his wheels with walks, runs and few innings. Expected more. Received less. A few more of these and Sadler may merit a look-see.
Youre kidding, right?
Sanchez’ control isnt good so you want Sadler? Wtf.
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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Lou Seal says no
mascot in fear of pitches over the screen
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by natteringnabob on May 15, 2009 5:07 AM PDT up reply actions
He’s Sanchez with fewer strikeouts and more walks. No thanks.
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I hope.
THIS
Anyone that has “sanchez with more walks” as their description is a pass IMO.
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Sadler could very easily start four games and have his team lose all four games as Sanchez has done recently. And the Giants wouldn’t skip a beat.
So because the Giants lost the last four games Sanchez has started (including one in which he pitched five innings and gave up zero earned runs), we should assume that anyone is better than him?
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And does that person have a chance to be as good in the future as Sanchez could be? He needs to be starting in the majors to try to work his issues out. If he can’t, then oh well. If he can, then good. This is exactly why we have a 5th starter spot.
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In games started by Jake Peavy, the Padres are 2-6. Maybe they want to trade for Sadler?
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no
he gave up 3 of his 4 ER on a bloop, an infield single and a “wild pitch”(which I blame more on bengie)…all with 2 outs!
Yeah, pitching with 2 puts killed us early on.
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by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, pitching with 2 outs killed us early on.
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by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
yes
he needs to make a better attempt to control the running game.
He and Wilson both.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
We’re going to be under .500 by the end of the weekend.
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The Sheffield AB was pathetic. He managed to throw one fastball right down the middle, but not a single one of the balls was even close.
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I was thinking that was maybe an “unintentional intentional” walk, to set up the DP. Actually would’ve liked him to walk Wright too. Of course, then Wilson would probably have walked Tatis to force in the winning run, then given up the 2-run single to Castro.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
none of his secondary pitches were anywhere close to the strike zone most of the night.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Do we have to talk about the game? I’d rather not
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
Let's talk about puppies!
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Hush puppies!

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by rightcenterfielder on May 14, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I was fortunate enough to not see the 9th. But I went and read the play by play on Gameday. Good grief – what the hell was wrong with Wilson? Way to waste any momentum the guys had tying up the game in the 8th.
And nice first pitch weak pop up by Rowand to end the game. Jackass.
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by can of corn on May 14, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
"The Row&"
I confidently predict that future generations will call the weak-ass first-pitch popout in crucial situations “The Rowand,” or “The Row&” when typing/texting it. He is really making that a signature feature of his, um, “offense.”
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by Mayor of 311 on May 15, 2009 5:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I hope Renteria is okay after somehow injuring himself on this off day.
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by rightcenterfielder on May 14, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions
Good point. I hope he’s OK come tomorrow morning.
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by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
doesn’t sound like he’s ok. Get used to Uribe at shortstop for awhile.
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Get used to barfing for a while
where have you gone, Royce Clayton? A nauseated fanbase turns its eyes to you.
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by natteringnabob on May 15, 2009 5:47 AM PDT up reply actions
So basically what you’re saying here is, when I go to the Grizzlies game tonight, chances are Fransen will already have taken BP in The City…..
That would be kind of neat….
~wake me up when they score some runs~
by HarshInFresno on May 15, 2009 6:05 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s stupid that Wilson can’t be counted on in non-save situations, but a smart manager would recognize it and bring in someone else in the 9th.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
I don't really think so
If he can only pitch in one specific situation in one specific inning, he’s useless. This is the year to see if he can be a decent pitcher. Other than occasionally bringing in Wilson when it’s not close but technically a rulebook save situation, I have no problem with how Wilson is being handled.
His failures are on him and him alone. And we need to see him have those failures if we’re going to know what he is.
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what more do you need to find about him? I think he’s proven to them he’s a good closer. They’re not looking to replace him any time soon. Someone just needs to get into his head that he has to bring it everytime out, no matter the score.
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If he can’t bring it with the game on the line just because the team doesn’t have a 1-3 run lead, that’s a load of crap. That’s still a game-on-the-line situation.
Frankly, I think if it had been a save situation last night, he would have blown it. I really think this is less of a “Brian Wilson didn’t bring it cuz it wasn’t a save situation” kind of thing and more of a “Brian Wilson has poor control and lets runners get on base a lot” kind of thing.
Really, what part of “tied game that NEEDS to fucking stay tied” isn’t the kind of situation a closer can get jacked for?
Brian Wilson is not always bad. Sometimes he’s very, very good. But his control comes and goes and he’s completely erratic. I think we’ll see some actual blown saves before its all over.
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by howtheyscored on May 15, 2009 7:06 AM PDT up reply actions
yes, but how many closers are true lock down closers in this day and age? Not only that, but the handful that are, now make more than 10 million per year like Mariano and KRod do. Brian Wilson is definitely in the next tier after that, and he makes 500K. He’s the closer, pure and simple. He’s not losing his job, and they won’t be looking for a replacement in the FA or trade market, no matter how many times he blows up in non save situations. I agree with you that he should always pitch with the game on the line attitude whether it’s a save situation or not, and it drives me crazy that he doesn’t. Someone needs to get in his face and talk to him about it.
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He’s the closer, pure and simple. He’s not losing his job, and they won’t be looking for a replacement in the FA or trade market, no matter how many times he blows up in non save situations.
Why?
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because he’s one of the better closers in the game right now and he makes a minimum salary. Why would they be looking to replace him? They’ll eventually have to stop using him in non save situations, but they’ll live with that. If he starts to blow saves that would be one thing, but he’s young and he’s good, and the Giants’ have alot more pressing problems than a closer who can only close.
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Wilson is above average, but far from elite. He’s not even top-10 – Rivera, Lidge, Broxton, Nathan, Papelbon, Jenks, Valverde, Soria, Qualls (first year as full time closer, but he’s been great the past two years), and Fuentes are all better.
He’s a pretty good player, a great one to have for free, but really shouldn’t be considered untouchable. The way it’s looking, Bumgarner and Alderson are both going to make the majors relatively soon. Assuming Lincecum, Cain, and Zito are still with us by then, that would leave only two open spots for Bumgarner, Alderson, and Sanchez. Best case scenario, in my opinion, would be to move Alderson or Sanchez (Basically depending on how well Sanchez performs as a starter this year) to the closer’s role, and trade Wilson for a bat.
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I hope.



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Almost enough to wipe away the pain. Almost.
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by can of corn on May 14, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Here's something happier
the office pulled a Giants from a couple nights back- started off really well, got terrible in the middle, and then hit a totally unexpected walk-off 3-run homer at the end.
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Agreed
A very lackluster episode for a finale. Glad they pulled the twist out of their asses.
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
After one of the best cold opens ever
I was expecting a lot more.
I was amazed at the acting at the end though, VERY well done
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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
The cold open was good. It was cool how we knew exactly what was going on without them having to say it.
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john krasinski
has there ever been a more perfectly cast character? He is really REALLY good.
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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
He is good
Rainn WIlson is the best actor by far though IMO
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That's true
SPOILERZ
the ending was just really REALLY good acting.
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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
PROBLEM
too good to stay on a TV show for long.
Hopefully he and Jenna Fischer are fooling around and therefore more likely to stay on the show together.
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by natteringnabob on May 15, 2009 5:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Exactly
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It seemed pretty text book to me. Not at all surprising.
by satyricrash on May 14, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
really?
I thought it was one of the better episodes this season. It at least made me LOL more than any other time I remember. Very consistently good episode, I thought.
Oh, and corporate are deuchebags.
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by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2009 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions
After the skit it got better
I just thought that whole part was very tortured
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Kruk is angry at the pitchers for not holding runners. Seven SB’s
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
That was pretty pathetic too. They were running all over us.
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Sheffield stealing 3rd was definitely the epic fail moment.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Wilson’s head was too far up his ass to notice that he wasn’t mixing up his looks.
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by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Unfortunately, not all that new.
You’d think with the team’s tendency to put guys on base, the coaches would work with the pitchers/catchers on how to keep ’em from running around.
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by can of corn on May 14, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
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by can of corn on May 14, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Hopefully it doesnt take that long
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Send Velez down? Please?
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by can of corn on May 14, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Now, I am on the Aurilia-GTFO bandwagon.
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by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm on
the Ishikawa-GTFO bandwagon.
The guy whiffed on meatball after meatball… Had a chance to get a walk to load the bases, but because he presses too much, he decides to swing at some garbage and strikes out. It’s mid-May and he’s still playing like crap… I say it’s about time to give up on this experiment.
by AmorVincitOmnia on May 14, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
How did he play like crap today?
He hit 3 line drives today(1 of which should have been a home run), which is really all you can ask for
...
“He hit 3 line drives today”
So when a player hits a line drive foul, he’s doing good?
It’s not that he had a bad game, it’s that he’s had a horrible year. He had a chance to gain some ground by drawing a walk to load the bases, but continued to press. The fact that he is not showing signs of improvement in patience is why I’m pissed.
I’ve seen him hit plenty of line drives this year, this doesn’t impress me. Maybe if they went over the fence or found a hole, I’d care a little more. But just hitting line drives that are caught is the excuse of just about every major leaguer who didn’t make it.
by AmorVincitOmnia on May 15, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow!
I didn’t see the game, so I might not be one to talk, but this seems a bit of an overreaction. Sure, you rather see the guy walk than strike out, but even then, he would have just loaded the bases.
I am pissed that Sandoval, Molina, Winn, and Lewis all failed to collect consecutive hits. I think they should all be released. Oh, and what about Sandoval going 1 for 5?
by Squire_Boone on May 14, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
but even then, he would have just loaded the bases.
Reality tells us that that would have been a good thing.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2009 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Giants’ reality tells us it wouldn’t have made a difference.
by paboperfecto on May 15, 2009 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know if it’s possible to overreact to the suck of Ishikawa.
.241/.307/.304 out of first base
no home runs in 79 PA and only 4 extra base hits, total
25 Ks in 79 AB (31.6%)
.345 BABIP so it’s not even like he’s particularly unlucky and you’d expect him to be hitting much better. Seriously, HIS BABIP IS .345!
.063 ISOP
.214 EQA
second to last on the team in VORP (right in front of Aurilia)
THIS INCLUDES PITCHERS.
Travis Ishikawa is having a horrible year and, honestly, it’s the middle of May now. He had a couple “nice” games (where he hit a couple of singles… whooo POWER FROM THE FIRST BASEMAN!) but I think it’s getting to the point where we have to do something about our first base production and badly.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
But
the glove! The defense! The jumping into the stands!
If there were anyone with a righthanded bat that could platoon with him, it wouldn’t be so terrible to wait a bit to see (a la Niekro) if he can do something.
Folks had given up on Burriss about a week or two ago and he suddenly started hitting a bit… maybe Ish will wake up here in the next month or so.
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by natteringnabob on May 15, 2009 5:49 AM PDT up reply actions
HIS BABIP IS .34 FUCKING 5?!?!?!!?!?
Jesus christ he’s hitting this bad while getting lucky (TWSS)???
traves gota go
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"just" loaded the bases???
“JUST”
LOADING THE BASES IS GOOD. WALKS ARE GOOD. THEY ARE ALWAYS GOOD. ALWAYS BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT OUTS.
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It would be an overreaction
if he hadn’t sucked all year.
by AmorVincitOmnia on May 15, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
Since Aurilia didn’t make sense at the beginning of the season and has proceeded to bat .174, I would say dumping him is the right call. But not re-signing him in the first place would have been better.
I would send down Velez, DFA Aurilia, and bring up Frandsen and Guzman. But that’s also what I would have started the year with, so obviously I don’t know anything.
Im IN!!
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by HarshInFresno on May 15, 2009 6:08 AM PDT up reply actions
NO
FUCKING DFA FUCKING AURILIA ALREADY
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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
SERIOUSLY
HE NEEDS TO GO.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Bochy totally blew that scenario. He could have sent Nate to the plate as a bluff, forcing Manuel to go to the lefty (Feliciano) in the bullpen. That way, he at least gets the matchup with Aurilia against a lefty and Rich has at least a chance. If Manuel doesn’t make the move, then he calls back Nate anyway if he was truly not available. At least show you have a pulse, Bochy.
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that should make the jesus freaks happy
now they can get off the street…
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The Rapture
it’s The Trump and The Shout
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
“You cannot……………”
LOSE THE POSTGAME WRAP IN MID-SENTENCE!!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
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by ho-hum baby on May 14, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
To make the night even better, here’s the worst song I’ve ever heard: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0
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What the hell?
That sounds like the shit me and my cousin made in Sony Acid when we were like 15
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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
WUT R U SAY
IS SO GOOD
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The growling is a nice touch
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opposite of Wilson's X thing

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Wow
I’ve never seen anything like that in a Nintendo game.
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yup
i have no idea what game it’s in
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
makes sense i guess
never played it
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Would they be the Wario brothers? Is his name Wario Wario?
Or are they just brothers in like the best friend sense? This issue is unresolved in the Mario canon!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2009 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions
don’t ever mention you know that kind of stuff to a girl on a date. Just trying to help.
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Eh. I’ve been with the same girl for almost seven years, so I’m really not particularly concerned here.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2009 7:08 AM PDT up reply actions
talk nerdy to me
I’ve had far nerdier conversations on dates and slept with said dates. I like geeks because I am one.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions
MY POKEMONZ!!
LET ME SHOW THEM TO YOU!
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Pft you just wanna see my Pogeymans.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
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Jes…
Then I’ll be like, “I CHOOSE YOU!!”
by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2009 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Also, according to Mario canon, the only reason why Wario is the way he is is because Mario was a dick to him when they were kids. So maybe in reality, Mario is the true villain in the series. Whoa.
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you just blew my mind
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
very, very fun game
One of the few great games currently on the Wii
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2009 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions
DX!
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
DICK DICK DICK DICK
I love Jon. He totally turned the bummer mood into a good one.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 14, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
HUH?
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup. It’s almost like he had to lighten it up after Krukow being so P.O.’d
by ho-hum baby on May 14, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Krukow’s rant was my favorite part. Total catharsis for me.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Damn! I want to hear it! Guess I have to wait until morning when it is posted to KNBR.com
by satyricrash on May 14, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
DDD: DNW
call up frandsen PLEEZ
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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
This would be the right move. Frandsen to second, Burriss to short.
I doubt it will happen.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.
For that reason it will not happen
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
God I fucking hate the people who run this team
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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Or even Frandsen at short...
…if they want to keep Burriss where he is. Frandsen’s been starting at SS most of the year in Fresno.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on May 15, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
My head hurts
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THIS
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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
and for the second time in this thread
Lou Seal says please, for the children in the seats behind 1B, no Velez or Sadler.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
card carrying Bochy Hatter
by natteringnabob on May 15, 2009 5:11 AM PDT up reply actions
The Giants were not as horrible as the team that went 3-8 to start the season, and not as good as the team that went 15-6 after that.
They have good pitching but their hitting is a disgrace. Right now, they have the third fewest runs scored in the league, but they have benefitted from a hot streak. They will eventually sink to last in the league in runs scored, just as they are last in the NL in:
- Doubles
- Home runs
- RBIs (lots of runs scored via GIDP’s, wild pitches, passed balls and errors)
- Walks
- Slugging Percentage
- OPS
- Number of Pitches
The Giants’ pythagorean was 16-17 going into tonight. It’s early, but I think that’s about right.
Giants look like a .500 team to me.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
.500, as in
They can beat the bad teams and they can’t beat the good teams, and lucky for them there are a bunch of bad teams in the NL.
by ho-hum baby on May 14, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
good grief
was catching this one on the radio – do every single one of our games have to be decided in the 9th inning these days?
come on bullpen
"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds
Anyone still listening to KNBR on the net? The MMR shops ad “…in the alley next to the Hooters…” with the horrible sound quality, is the most annoying ad ever.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Sanchez (from Henry Schulman)
“…Sanchez is the kind of pitcher who can be very difficult to hit when he is on but prone to distraction and wildness. One Mets person said, “So, he’s like the Giants’ Oliver Perez.” That is not really a compliment."
Increasingly, though, it seems like the spot-on truth.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Oh god it’s true.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions
I can use a little bit of this right now
http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=4535257
Zitoは遅い球のマスターである。 少なくとも今のところ。
Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner
@ groug
For some reason, the reply box is absolutely not popping up no matter browser I use, so I’ll do it this way.
Ahem.
To elaborate. You receive an object. That’s good. But the object is cursed. That’s bad. But it comes with a free frogurt. And that’s good. But the frogurt is also cursed and that’s bad. However, you get your choice of toppings, which is good. The toppings, unfortunately, contain potassium benzoate. Apparently, not a good thing.
Brian Wilson is the curse, the curse, and the potassium benzoate.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
that’s been happening to me alot on AOL, but it usually works when I switch to internet explorer.
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
AOLOL
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions
IKR
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by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Sidetrack
Have you tried IE8? It’s actually not bad, they took a lot of features from popular Firefox addons (most notably Firebug) and integrated them with the browser, plus they have a developing addon community of their own now.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Only briefly when I was fooling around with the Windows 7 beta. I try to avoid IE as much as possible.
Judgment Day is coming
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I hear it will rape your loved ones then take off with your stereo.
by chilibean_3 on May 15, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
give it a longer look, it’s not the end all be all, or even close, but it’s >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> IE 7.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
(yes, I know that's not that hard)
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Just out of curiosity
anything that would make someone want to switch from FF3? Because this is the best browser Ive ever used.
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
Dunno if it's been pointed out
but each member of the starting rotation has given up exactly 4 runs in his last start. Not really a fun fact but I just thought I’d mention it.
Zitoは遅い球のマスターである。 少なくとも今のところ。
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It's sad
The Giants lost and gave up 7 runs that didn’t have either Jose Reyes or Carlos Delgado in the lineup.
Saturday's TV games
NYM-SF: 67% Everybody gets this except those listed in the other games.
Cle-TB: 15% FL (except Miami and WPB), OH, lower MI, Boston, Providence, Charleston WV, Wheeling, Parkersburg WV, Erie PA.
LAA-Tex: 18% TX, OK, LA (except NO), Little Rock, Yuma-El Centro, Bakersfield, Los Angeles, Santa Barbara, Palm Springs, WA state, Alaska.
LOLaska
They love them some Rangers! Maybe it’s because GWB (the ex-pres, not the bridge) threw out the first pitch.
Also, LOLFox for thinking Sat’s game is a matchup of contenders….
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
card carrying Bochy Hatter
by natteringnabob on May 15, 2009 5:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Cle-TB: 15% FL (except Miami and WPB), OH, lower MI, Boston, Providence, Charleston WV, Wheeling, Parkersburg WV, Erie PA.
AHAHAHAHAA. Oh well, I’ll be out and about anyway.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
YOU WILL LIKE THIS GAME
Bud Selig and Rupert Murdoch say so
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
card carrying Bochy Hatter
by natteringnabob on May 15, 2009 5:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, that WOULD require getting on base in the first place.
Maybe Divine T-m will show up (as opposed to Merely Quite Good T-m that we have seen sometimes).
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 15, 2009 6:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow!
Check out MLBTraderumors, he says one of the LA blogs suggests trading Loney for Cantu!
I know Loney is a Dodger, but Loney>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cantu
Minor White > Ansel Adams
DO IT DODGEDR BRAASS
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Scout Nibletts?
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on May 15, 2009 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions
CoC said she would post my traditional pre-game plea for the team not to stink.
She failed.
by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2009 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions
I was thinking about this. I was eating dinner. My tremendous bad.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on May 15, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
So I'm guessing
Watching the little Giants last night was the right decision.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
I wish I could go back in time and tell myself to play Halo or Left 4 Dead instead of watching this game.
I wish I could back in time and not sunk money into the real estate market a few years ago
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on May 15, 2009 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I wish I could go back in time and kill Hitler Scott Spezio or his dad.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
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FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
DUDE!
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on May 15, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Strange Things are afoot at the Circle K
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on May 15, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions
From xkcd.com

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on May 15, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
this is really funny
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 15, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Wish in one hand and shit in the other…
Pretty soon you will have the Giants season (or Dirty’s Career) in one hand
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on May 15, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
I can haz timmeh?
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

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