Gameday Thread 三

Come on, Giants offense. Don't make me sic groug on you.
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ARGH SANCHEZ
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Justin Miller: required by MLB to always wear a long-sleeve shirt.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
HI I’M A GIANTS PITCHER AND I ENJOY WALKING CRAPPY HITTERS AHEAD OF SUPERSTARS _
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
dammit ^_^
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Every time I see Joey Votto's name
“I’m Joey VOTTO and I like getting BLOTTO.”
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
That’s his motto.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 14, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Impossible rally time!
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 14, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
I’ll be seeing this ad in my nightmares tonight.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
The point of this commercial is...
…that the Giants like to stalk frightened women on trains?
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Who doesn’t?
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 14, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
to go along with gunning down people in the streets.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 14, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
And forcing them to go to baseball games?
Sounds like a date!
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Franny lives on
in commercial form
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 14, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
A discount?
On free food for Kruk and Kuip?
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What does the vr mean?
I can’t think of anything.
Vruly Rours
Vith Rove
Very Respectfully?
That last one seems the least likely of the three!
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Psst, camwoody
Whilst browsing alumni lists on facebook the other day, I randomly noticed we went to the same high school at pretty much the same time.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Josh Burnett. c/o 1998.
If you have a yearbook from that year, you can see a lovely NO PHOTO AVAILABLE of me!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Oh wow.
Yeah, Cameron Wood. C/o 2000. Go Mats… or whatever.
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
I was definitely of the “or whatever” persuasion.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I do enjoy following the folks from high school who’ve become massive fuckups, though.
There are probably more successes, but the fuckups make me feel better about myself, so.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
My senior picture was horrendous
I didn’t get the “real” ones done in time for the yearbook so they just took one with a digital camera. Not good.
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DID YOUR FACE BREAK THE CAMERA?????
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
No
I’m a dashing chap. But it was a bad camera.
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That's just what your mom tells you
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
:'(
WHATEVER!
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But that is very rarely the case!
Should be vrr!
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Is it OK for me to link to a torrent site?
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Then I won't
but I found the freaking best one EVER. SUPER AWESOME fast. And they already have the office IN HD
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I’ve got a direct download link already.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Whaa?
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Like, a Megaupload link.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Yea?
Well this site is going at direct download speed! SO THERE
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mine has 51 seconds remaining
SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
8 minutes for me
slow connection fail
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I’m going to miss my school internet.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Yeah
last year I had an AWESOME connection. Fargo SUCKS for connections.
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SCOTT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Is it Ishi hit time?
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 14, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
goddamnit
I thought we had it there.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Aluminium bats
And riot shields for pitchers.
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ISHI SO CLOSE
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Ishi’s just missed a couple this year.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I DON’T BELIEVE IN JUAN URIBE
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
More Amazin' Stupidity
They were ragging on our announcers. FAIL:
http://www.amazinavenue.com/2009/5/14/875842/open-thread-mets-vs-giants#15737091
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
LOL METS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
The Mutts and their fans are such douches
by Sabean's_Folly on May 14, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
A friend of mine is a mets fan
not a douche. But he’s the only one.
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I’ve noticed that everybody everywhere thinks all out of town announcers suck
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Yeah, I've been reading their gamethread too
It’s like MCC, with worse punctuation and a total lack of knowledge about the other team.
“WHO THE FUCK IS PABLO SANDOVAL?”
“FRED LEWIS? IS THIS AN AAA TEAM?”
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
by Sammy Danger on May 14, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
They could at least rag the guys who have .290 averages.
We have a lot of them.
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I just feel sorry for them
their announcers suck ass
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Is Sulu related
to Ishikawa :)
LOL CAUSE THEY’RE ASIAN
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ALL THEM ASIANS LOOK ALIKE DON’T YOU KNOW
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
HOW CAN THEY SEE OUT OF THOSE TINY EYES???
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 14, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Maine struggling with his control
So of course he has two 11 pitch innings
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
The Mets are good though.
They have hitters. Who hit.
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i just realized the game day threads are numbered in chinese =)
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
i wanna see four ;)
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
I BET SULU DID IT!
- A Mets fans opinion
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Since this game is so bad
we’ll just show you more Will Clark.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 14, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
He’d probably be able to hit cleanup for us right now.
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Plus, there’d be a lot more excited yelling and pointing.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 14, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, thanks to the name Amazin’ Avenue, I’ve had the chrous to Electric Avenue stuck in my head all afternoon.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
------------->
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Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
shouldnt you be watching the laker game?
by agiantmistake on May 14, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Just like most of our games
We will win or lose by 2 or less runs. This isn’t really all that new.
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Put the thunder sticks away please
Those should not be anywhere near San Francisco
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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I have a confession.
I was 10 during the 2002 World Series. When the Giants gave those out at home I loved them.
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That throw from Winn
looked like a classy, unrated version of a Rowand throw
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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There are no women on the internet and girls don't like baseball
I chatted a bit with Keith Law via Facebook about Edwin Quirarte. A few messages in he realized I’m a woman. Haha. He says he has a handful of female readers and I convinced him there were a few here who read his stuff.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 14, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
omgomgomgomgomg
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
IKR
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 14, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY BARON
I am, even as we speak, making your lemon chicken recipe.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
HEY JOSH
Cool! I hope it turns out for you. It’s really delicious.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 14, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope so too. I’ve had good results with your pizza recipe a couple of times now. And jponry’s kushari reciple. Yay for McCoven.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
WHOO KUSHARI!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I made it again for mother’s day. Good stuff.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
How about
those Lakers who, despite being the top seed, can’t even beat a team without their TWO BEST PLAYERS
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um ok
tell that to Lebron. That’s how a team thats actually good goes about the playoffs.
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seems like it
that’s how the Lakers should be playing against a team that, again, DOESNT HAVE ITS 2 BEST PLAYERS.
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Yes, because the Warriors were expected to be a powerhouse this year.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I dunno, I only take on one hopelessly depressing team at a time.
I’ll hop on the bandwagon when either the Warriors are good, or the Giants are good enough to not cause double depression spiral.
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LOLAKERS!!!
Fucking awesome. If the Rockets win w/o Yao that will be the best ever.
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for sure ;)
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
why are you still here?
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i want you to leave
so why dont you give me what I want, and then you can check tomorrow to see if you got what you want.
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Why do you want him to murder Xanthan?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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who doesnt?
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Judy St……OOPS! FORBIDDEN!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I dunno, I just can't really get that mad at you.
Because I know you just like sticking around.
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Really?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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you're my new hero
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Huh. Seems like you would have done it a long time ago.
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He really never was this annoying/offensive before
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I don’t know if it should be permanent but he was being fucking irritating tonight.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I say permanent as his goal is to troll us, not to contribute anything.
by positiveuphemism on May 14, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I was debating whether to just warn him or ban him. Unfortunately for him, he caught me in a bad mood tonight. I might remove the ban in a week or two.
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I vote we have a vote
and I vote no on the removal
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Maine
109 pitches!!!!!
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He's xeifrank
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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srsly
over 110 now
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Even if we lose, I was hoping we could get into their bullpen early. Bleah.
by non sequitur on May 14, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Two 11 pitch innings
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Was he the one who convinced the US government to split Maine from Massachusetts?
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I'm disgusted too, Panda.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Robert Stack
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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 14, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I switched back because I'm clearly an idiot
I can’t speak for you
by Sabean's_Folly on May 14, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Aren't we all?
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OMG BENGIE WALKED
TIME FOR A DINGERZ
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BENGIE WALKED!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
It's difficult for me to tell the difference between his walk and his run
by Sabean's_Folly on May 14, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I was disappointed after his first walk because his OPB had been less the his BA for a while and now it isn’t
Wisconsin: Famous for dairy, Ryan Rohlinger and not much else.
AT LEAST MAINE DID GOOD FOR FANTASY TEAM!
/ducks
//is not serious
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No complete game
moral victory!
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 14, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
Winn hitting lefty
he’s much better there
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Bengie not being held on?
TIME FOR SECRET SPEED ATTACK!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
leads to secret heart attack.
MONEY DOWWWN!
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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 14, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
so umm I dunno if this has been touched on yet
but the Giants offense is lacking.
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
sigh
Randy’s BA dropping again…
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Every time I see the Mets I think about the 2000 NLDS
And I want to give Dusty Baker the worst wedgie the world has ever known
ARRRGGGHHHH
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I hate that frys commercail
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commercial even
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Watching Livan goof for the camera , i was struck by a thought...
It must be pretty cool to be a baseball player.
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by victor frankenstein on May 14, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I love it when Miller mocks the opposing players.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Is THAT what we're calling a strike now?
It BISECTED the plate!
lol
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good job, medders
NOW FREAKING PUT UP SOME OFFENSE.
Offense, SCORE RUNZ!!
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
umwut
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It’s where you run around the bases and touch home, and collect two hundred dollars.
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
do not own THARE OWN GLUV???
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Let alone their own special sauce.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
gogogo .395 obp
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
Romosexuals rejoice
Sergio Romo pitched an inning in a rehab appearance in SJ tonight. He walked one and struck out one.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 14, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions
Ishikawa, I know this slump is killing you
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Ishikawa, your bunt is true.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
See Fred?
WAYYYY better than taking strike 3.
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
Is anyone else amused at the idea of complaining about a Giant not swinging enough?
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
the happy medium simply doesn’t exist for these guys.
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
by Sammy Danger on May 14, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
CASTILOL
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Fred limping DDD:
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Yeah, Fred’s been limping around all night.
by non sequitur on May 14, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Please don’t both be hurt, Bengie and Fred.
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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Does toby still work there?
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Rowand
don’t suck here
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Take all the way Scott
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
If we can't get "good" then we should be happy with lucky
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
ground attack!
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
WALK!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
GAMER
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Tight zone right now.
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
This
would be an EXCELLENT time for Ishi’s first HR
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Alright
Time for our own crappy rally! Infield single, walk…
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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Ground attack!
Kruk: “the Giants are the Kings of the Infield Single.”
Me: “b/c most of these guys can’t hit it out of the infield.”
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 14, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions
AND HERE'S OUR POWER-HITTING FIRST BASEMAN!
oh wait we’re the giants and our first baseman is our worst/second worst hitter on the team :(
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Ish, Don’t make me hurt you.
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
would be a good time for Travis’s first HR.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
AHEM
look up
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Ishikawa: if you hit a homerun here, I will forgive you for all of your sucking.
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good bunt I guess
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
ahaha seriously the only team in the league that has their first baseman bunt in a first and second, no out situation.
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by Sammy Danger on May 14, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Pathetic
we bunt with our first fucking baseman. God damnit
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Phew. Almost bunted too hard.
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
Hey Albert Pujols
sac bunt time!
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UH
what the actual fuck is the point of double switching someone into the 9th spot… and putting the pitcher in the first spot???
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
what did that accomplish, Bochy?
WHAT?
RICH AURILIA IN THE ON DECK CIRCLE!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
stupidity
Bochy has it.
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AMERICAN LEAGUE DOUBLE SWITCH
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Yeah, that was pretty dumb
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
oic that was the point
good job, Bochy.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Hey Juan
knock ’em in.
I’ll take a sac fly too
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
GODDAMMIT NEVER PINCH HIT WITH AURILIA IN AN IMPORTANT SITUATION
Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
That really wasn’t a bad time for a bunt. Kinda pathetic, but at least we have one guy in scoring position….well two..but yeah
by positiveuphemism on May 14, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
RUNZ!
No, wait, RUN.
Fucking Rowand.
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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
single!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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IVE ALWAYS LOVED JUAN URIBE!!!!!1
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I laughed
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by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
costello FTW!
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Atta Boy. Sac fly time now
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
AND FUCK YOU ROWAND YOU SHOULDA SCORED DAMNIT
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but you never want to make the 1st or 3rd out of the inning at 3rd base.
by positiveuphemism on May 14, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
But wouldn't the out have been at the plate?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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yeah
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this is Rowand we are talking about…
by positiveuphemism on May 14, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG I MIGHT BELIEVE IN JUAN URIBE
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OK calm down
Aurilia is up. Fuck.
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Uribe up to .289
XANTHAN WAS RITE
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
NO DON’T SAY THAT
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by Zetsuboushita on May 14, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
/fakes bunt
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 14, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
clean up hitter!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 14, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
Get one in the air
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions

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RIGHTY RIGHTY MATCHUP
oh wait no this makes no sense even for Bochy
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NO SLEEP TIL
QUEENS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
You might say Bochy’s Flushing this one by batting Aurilia.
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icwtudid
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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm seriously pissed that Aurilia is hitting here
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If Nate is really injured, I guess it’s Richie or Eugenio
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
tbh
I’d rather see FBAL at this point.
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would rather have Velez
he’s less of a DP threat
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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Roster construction fail.
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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Why not Nate?
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he’s banged up
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 14, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn't know that
Our outfield is hurting
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NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 14, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
retirement
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 14, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
F’n Great. Just Great
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
OH WOW I DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING
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Well, that was not a surprising result.
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by rightcenterfielder on May 14, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
GOD DAMN IT
GUYS WHO DO I HATE IN THIS SITUATION
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
sees the world through piss colored glasses.
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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 14, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's go RENT
he’s been money before
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Richie needs to be put out to pasture where he can frollick with David Ortiz
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 14, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
Burriss could have done that.
Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
Something wrong with an OBP of .348?
Oh, OPS.
How low can you go?
by ho-hum baby on May 14, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
EDGAR!!!!!
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YEAH POE!
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by rightcenterfielder on May 14, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
GAR!!!
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If Renteria doesn't come through
This will have been a very distressing inning
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
RENT
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FUCK YEAH BABAY!!!!!!
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YESSSSSS!!!!
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
Rent Money!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 14, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
If only xeifrank were here to see this.
/sniff
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Thank you Jeebus. And another injury, fantastic.
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GROUND ATTACK MOTHERFUCKER
BAAAHAHAHA
oh shit there goes his hamstring
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
We got our own crappy rally!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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SCREW YOU BOCHY WE TIED THE GAME ANYWAY
Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
Injury to Renteria
Frandsen up?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
if he goes o the dl, def.
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Rent hurt
uh oh
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loool
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
i now love elvis Costello
am surprised no one is commenting on this. Very effective, sir.
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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh God, here comes Velez.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 14, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
Hey there is a High speed chase on tv in Wil’s town.
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
OH SHIT VELEZ IS GOING TO BE PLAYING IN THE FIELD
REPEAT
VELEZ IN THE FIELD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Molina, Lewis, Renteria….can someone please try to not hurt themselves?
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
here comes Velez
oh god
no runz are worth this
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
Glad that Burriss was switched out of this game
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 14, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
GOOD THING WE DOUBLE SWITCHED BURRISS OUT OF THE GAME
JON DON’T EVEN JOKE ABOUT RICHIE PLAYING SS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
OH GOD VELEZ IS GOING TO PLAY DEFENSE NOW
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If that's what you want to call it
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Sandoval – Uribe – Velez – Ishi
RANGE!
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Best contract ever?
SUCK IT BILL SIMMONS YOU FUCK.
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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Wayyy back in the offseason
him and jack-o had a nice long laugh that the Giants paid Edgar 18 million. They said it was, BY FAR, the worst signing of the year.
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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
AL fans have not seen the best of Edgar
also, I’m laughing that I know who jack-o is
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
IKR
the guy really annoys me but for some reason I really like when he’s on. Kinda fun to hear him bitch about the yankees.
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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh god, here comes velez
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DAMN! Ok, new game.
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions

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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 14, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
I credit XeiFrank for the rally. He reversed jinxed himself hard
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
vr
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by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
OH! YOU’RE LISA STEVENS.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
With Wells Fargo Bank.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
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THAT’S RIGHT SHANE!
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by rightcenterfielder on May 14, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, you’re Lisa Stevens.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
TWSS
and I was like FUCK YES!
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by Gabafnerhagen on May 14, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I kind of imagine Shane just chilling by himself and all of a sudden, there’s Lisa Stevens, all creepily cheerful.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
She’s a member of NAWBLA.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
IRL LOL
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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
NAMBLA?
National Association of Marlon Brando Look Alikes
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Warlon
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BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 14, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
He just sounds so disappointed.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 14, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Lisa Stevens is watching you
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Ok, I missed it, what’s with all the Costello pictures?
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
RALLY COSTELLO
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
rally elvis
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Rally Costello
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I see
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
So
it’s our bullpen vs. theirs. Normally this would worry me, but their bullpen is fucking awful.
So theres that.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
So is ours though
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I mean, not really but it sure feels like it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Yup
but I think we have the advantage
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
ours didn’t pitch 7 1/3 last night
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Bochy double switched our entire defense so I’m kinda worried about that also.
by SeeingStars on May 14, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL HEP B CAUSES INFLAMMATION OF THE LIVER. REDUNDANT!!!1111
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Things from this inning
Richie sucks
Im really starting to like Renteria
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Natto never would have used that pic if I was posting in this thread.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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Beltran is pretty good.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Nothing inspires confidence
like a Uribe-Velez middle infield
gulp.
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
Fuck Beltran
But Wilson’s numbers are better than I thought. I guess I only remember his bad outings
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
it's ok guyz he always gets out of it looool
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
Soooo….how did Sanchez look tonight?
by i wish we were good on May 14, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
tantilizingly frustrating
just like always
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
by Sammy Danger on May 14, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
My hearing must be going. I thought I just heard Kuip say, “Velez is doing a smart thing.”
Judgment Day is coming
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OMG
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
ARRGGGHHH BELTRAN
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
WILLLSOONN!!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
BRIAN
DON’T BLOW THE GAME
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
YOU SUCK BRIAN WILSON
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
he never even touched third
wtf
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
HE WAS FUCKING OUT
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
CALM DOWN GUYS HE’S JUST SETTING UP THE DOUBLE PLAY
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Wright will get the run in somehow
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
I don’t think I’ve ever seen D Wright hit into a double play. Dare I say HES DUE??
by i wish we were good on May 14, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
OPEN BASE
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 14, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
Too bad, we came back and everything
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
So much fail, so little time.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
GAME OVER
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Wilson, your killing me.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
THIS
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
SHIT
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Game over
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
And game, You suck WIlson
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
and that’s the ballgame
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 14, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions
mother!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 14, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions
They keep pitching to that guy
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
fuck you brian wilson
fuck you bruce bochy
fuck you rich aurilia
fuck everone except barry bonds
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
I’ve always liked that Wilson isn’t Matt Herges and isn’t Armando Benitez, but even that’s wearing thin.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
that Wright kid
He’s gonna be good.
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
So, Gary Sheffield just stole a base.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
METS RUNNING WILD ON MOLINA
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Wilson, excuse me.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 14, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
HOLY SHIT THIS IS A JOKE
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Wilson needs to do remedial pitching school
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
Yeah
Good night
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
HOW THE FUCK IS SHEF STEALING 3RD ON US? 3RD?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions
Try to keep the wheels on please, Giants
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 14, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions
DID YOU SEE GARY SHEFFIELD HIT THAT BALL, DID HE HIT IT, YES AND THAT AIN’T ALL, HE STOLE THIRD!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
jonathan sanchez for giants closer.
by i wish we were good on May 14, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions
Wilson you suck
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions
Ive had enough of WIlson
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
It still bugs me that Sabean wasn’t interested in signing Beltran.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
its all good we got aaron rowand.
by i wish we were good on May 14, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh Wilson
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
what else is on…
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 14, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions
Okay, I’m done here. Goodnight, everyone.
Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
GOOD THING THAT WASNT RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
LOL..Brian Wilson=crappy closer, crappy barenaked ladies song..crappy everything.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Excellent neurotic mess.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
UGH WHO THE FUCK IS RAMON CASTRO AND WHY IS HE HITTING FUCKING 2 RUN SINGLES OFF AN ALL STAR CLOSER
by i wish we were good on May 14, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions
So it wasn’t you I saw on TV.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
IT WAS TIED, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Wilson happened
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
shitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuck
Poo.
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
Brian Wilson
He just wasn’t made for these times.
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
Wouldn’t it be nice if he’d pitched better,
Then the crooked number wouldn’t be so long
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Good job keeping us in the game Wilson
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions
there isn't a dirty enough word for what I'm feeling right now
Like, I keep posting things and then deleting them.
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
Chances of Giants winning
None chance
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
I’m getting the feeling this was a good one to give up on during the 4th.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.
Time for the greatest comeback in franchise history.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 14, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions
The offense can only handle so much pitching failure, and comebacks
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
FUCK YOU WILSON
Learn a fucking second pitch that you can throw for a strike. Your getting paid millions a year to learn a fucking second pitch you jackass
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
tbf, he only makes 450k.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Wilson’s ERA up to 4.50. That sounds about right.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Let's mock it!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 14, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope someone mocks that celebration! That’ll learn him good!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.
I despise him and his antics.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU, NEW YORK METS
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
I feel like fucking casey blake right now.
by i wish we were good on May 14, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions
tmi
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
oh dear god
it’s just one game – get a hold of yourself
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
by Sammy Danger on May 14, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I’M FUCKING MATT DAMON CASEY BLAKE
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
don't forget the sequel
I’M FUCKING BEN AFFLECK SCOTT HAIRSTON!
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
I feel like skullfucking casey blake right now.
fixed
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 14, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
K-Rod annoys the crap out of me
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Somewhere, Chris Russo is gently weeping.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I don’t picture anything gentle about it.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
They don’t call him the Gentle Dog.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
FUCK YOU K-ROD
YOU OVERRATED POS
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
MONEY
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Hmm
Those insurance runs are going to laugh in our faces arent they?
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Who would you put in?
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
He’s not a tying run or anything
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Yeah, there’s no reason to do it. If the Giants score two runs after him, he’ll end up scoring. If they don’t, it really doesn’t matter.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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I see your point, but we aren’t going to wi this with one run scored. we have to go baseb to base.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
lol winn
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Way to take the hanger, even if it was nasty
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
why am i listening to this, i know how it’s going to end
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
yeah, I turned it off here and then turned it back on instead of going to bed D:
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
by Sammy Danger on May 14, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY A DIFFERENT ELVIS
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
strikeout
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 14, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Darn
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 14, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
wrong
foul popup
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Oh that Rowand
keeping us on our toes
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 14, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweet, a 2 game losing streak
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Its all on Wilson tonight
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Wilson should get two L’s for that one.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions
Damn.
We didn’t even lose by two or less runs.
Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK
Bleh
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
UGH
ROWAND >:-(
And Thus concludes my only Gameday comment of the night.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
HEY GUYS ITS A GOOD THING TWITTER ISNT A DISTRACTION FOR HIM ANYMORE
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
is there an opposite version of Wilson's cross arms gesture?
he deserves one right now
Xeifrank emailed me saying he will report me to the SBNation administrators for banning him.
Judgment Day is coming
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he got banned?
what for?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
General dipshittery.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Why ask why?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 14, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
morbid curiosity
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
He was being more irritating than usual and not getting the hint.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
i dont know who he is
just wondering if he went apeshit and did something really stupid
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
He’s a Dodgers fan who likes to show up with “Win probabilities” and generally troll, but he’s really bad at it. Usually, he does it once or twice and disappears but this time he just wouldn’t stop.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Have fun rooming with xanthan…..IN JAIL.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Dude has nothing better to do.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
The ban was overdue anyways.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
At least two years.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 14, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Did he do his little signature at the end of it?
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Heh.
Very Respectfully.
Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK
Doesn't the ToS say minimum douchebaggery and dickishness?
What can he complain about?
Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK
Natto’s going to jail :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
"So whatcha in fer"
“Abusing moderator powers on the internet.”
Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK
Did he sign off his email, “vr, xeifrank”?
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

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