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Gameday Thread 三


Come on, Giants offense. Don't make me sic groug on you.

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Woo!

Represent Cal Poly!!!

Adopted: David B. Flemming

by Larson2042 on May 14, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARGH SANCHEZ

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

i lol’d

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Justin Miller: required by MLB to always wear a long-sleeve shirt.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Miller.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

HI I’M A GIANTS PITCHER AND I ENJOY WALKING CRAPPY HITTERS AHEAD OF SUPERSTARS _

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

dammit ^_^

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just Beltran. He’s overrated, right?

by non sequitur on May 14, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

unrated!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every time I see Joey Votto's name

“I’m Joey VOTTO and I like getting BLOTTO.”

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

You can do it Otto!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on May 14, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s his motto.

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 14, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

MILLER KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING.

by non sequitur on May 14, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Impossible rally time!

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on May 14, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll be seeing this ad in my nightmares tonight.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

The point of this commercial is...

…that the Giants like to stalk frightened women on trains?

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Who doesn’t?

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 14, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

to go along with gunning down people in the streets.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on May 14, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s easier on a train, they can’t get away.

by satyricrash on May 14, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

And forcing them to go to baseball games?

Sounds like a date!

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on May 14, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Franny lives on

in commercial form

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on May 14, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

A discount?

On free food for Kruk and Kuip?

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on May 14, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, make a game out of it please.
vr, Xei

by Xeifrank on May 14, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

/blows brains out

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on May 14, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does the vr mean?

I can’t think of anything.

Vruly Rours
Vith Rove
Very Respectfully?

That last one seems the least likely of the three!

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on May 14, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

virtual reality?

also known as “xeifrank’s world”

by sayheybk on May 14, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vomit rapist

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on May 14, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Psst, camwoody

Whilst browsing alumni lists on facebook the other day, I randomly noticed we went to the same high school at pretty much the same time.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is your name

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on May 14, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Josh Burnett. c/o 1998.

If you have a yearbook from that year, you can see a lovely NO PHOTO AVAILABLE of me!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow.

Yeah, Cameron Wood. C/o 2000. Go Mats… or whatever.

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on May 14, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was definitely of the “or whatever” persuasion.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do enjoy following the folks from high school who’ve become massive fuckups, though.

There are probably more successes, but the fuckups make me feel better about myself, so.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

My senior picture was horrendous

I didn’t get the “real” ones done in time for the yearbook so they just took one with a digital camera. Not good.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

DID YOUR FACE BREAK THE CAMERA?????

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

I’m a dashing chap. But it was a bad camera.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's just what your mom tells you

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on May 14, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

:'(

WHATEVER!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vegan Rottweiler?

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

very respectfully of course.
vr, Xei

by Xeifrank on May 14, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that is very rarely the case!

Should be vrr!

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on May 14, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it OK for me to link to a torrent site?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Then I won't

but I found the freaking best one EVER. SUPER AWESOME fast. And they already have the office IN HD

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got a direct download link already.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whaa?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like, a Megaupload link.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea?

Well this site is going at direct download speed! SO THERE

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

mine has 51 seconds remaining

SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

8 minutes for me

slow connection fail

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to miss my school internet.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

last year I had an AWESOME connection. Fargo SUCKS for connections.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm. Sounds intriguing.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 14, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotta like the camo cap

by Sabean's_Folly on May 14, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it Ishi hit time?

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on May 14, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WTP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

goddamnit

I thought we had it there.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 14, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

MOVE IN THE FENCES

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 14, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aluminium bats

And riot shields for pitchers.

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on May 14, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

ISHI SO CLOSE

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

shit. that sounded so good too.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on May 14, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

All of our fly balls go to the warming track.

by Natto on May 14, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants homers are so rare that teasers to the warning track are even more painful

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on May 14, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishi’s just missed a couple this year.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish he’d start pulling the ball a little more.

by Ltisme on May 14, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

booribe

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I think we need to decrease the gravity at the ballpark by roughly 10%

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on May 14, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I DON’T BELIEVE IN JUAN URIBE

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 14, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

More Amazin' Stupidity

They were ragging on our announcers. FAIL:

http://www.amazinavenue.com/2009/5/14/875842/open-thread-mets-vs-giants#15737091

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL METS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

See what I mean? Out of town fans think Miller is a bad announcer because they’ve only heard him on SNB.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

A friend of mine is a mets fan

not a douche. But he’s the only one.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve noticed that everybody everywhere thinks all out of town announcers suck

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on May 14, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re usually right.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I've been reading their gamethread too

It’s like MCC, with worse punctuation and a total lack of knowledge about the other team.

“WHO THE FUCK IS PABLO SANDOVAL?”

“FRED LEWIS? IS THIS AN AAA TEAM?”

MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.

by Sammy Danger on May 14, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, Nate Schierholtz, I’d understand (WHO?) but Pablo and Fred?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

They could at least rag the guys who have .290 averages.

We have a lot of them.

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on May 14, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just feel sorry for them

their announcers suck ass

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I;m disapointed.

I did a search and the word “fag” didn’t turn up once.

by satyricrash on May 14, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Sulu related

to Ishikawa :)

LOL CAUSE THEY’RE ASIAN

by Natto on May 14, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALL THEM ASIANS LOOK ALIKE DON’T YOU KNOW

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW CAN THEY SEE OUT OF THOSE TINY EYES???

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 14, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I expected a ground out.

by Natto on May 14, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Maine struggling with his control

So of course he has two 11 pitch innings

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 14, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

swing the bat burris

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

This ballclub stinks to high heaven.

by satyricrash on May 14, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I give up on this game. Off to the PS3.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 14, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m watching The Office.

by Natto on May 14, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Letting the DVR pick that one up.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 14, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m already playing MLB 08 (i don’t have 09 yet!) on the ps2.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s bad kharma, don’t give up. It’s the Mets for crying out loud.
vr, Xei

by Xeifrank on May 14, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Things weren’t going so well when I wasn’t playing. Since I started, it’s been slightly better.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

To hell with karma. I gotta shoot some guys.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 14, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Mets are good though.

They have hitters. Who hit.

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on May 14, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just realized the game day threads are numbered in chinese =)

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on May 14, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

i wanna see four ;)

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on May 14, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I BET SULU DID IT!

- A Mets fans opinion

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAYBE GARY SHEFFIELD KNOWS UHARA

by Natto on May 14, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAYBE SPOCK KNOWS SAM CASSELL AS THEY ARE BOTH ALIENS.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

yi, er, san, si
vr, Xei

by Xeifrank on May 14, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since this game is so bad

we’ll just show you more Will Clark.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on May 14, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

He’d probably be able to hit cleanup for us right now.

by Natto on May 14, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, there’d be a lot more excited yelling and pointing.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on May 14, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, thanks to the name Amazin’ Avenue, I’ve had the chrous to Electric Avenue stuck in my head all afternoon.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

RL

atleast only lose by one run.
vr, Xei

by Xeifrank on May 14, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

------------->

.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

shouldnt you be watching the laker game?

by agiantmistake on May 14, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You didn’t get David Stearns twitter earlier today that it’s going seven?
vr, Xei

by Xeifrank on May 14, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like most of our games

We will win or lose by 2 or less runs. This isn’t really all that new.

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on May 14, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Murder+suicide

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on May 14, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put the thunder sticks away please

Those should not be anywhere near San Francisco

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 14, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a confession.

I was 10 during the 2002 World Series. When the Giants gave those out at home I loved them.

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on May 14, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got some at Game 4 and after Game 6 I popped them in RAGE.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel old…

Wisconsin: Famous for dairy, Ryan Rohlinger and not much else.

by Scottsdale on May 14, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was for Korean Heritage Night. I think I read that Korea invented it.

by SFGuy on May 15, 2009 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

That throw from Winn

looked like a classy, unrated version of a Rowand throw

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 14, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

There are no women on the internet and girls don't like baseball

I chatted a bit with Keith Law via Facebook about Edwin Quirarte. A few messages in he realized I’m a woman. Haha. He says he has a handful of female readers and I convinced him there were a few here who read his stuff.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 14, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

omgomgomgomgomg

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

IKR

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 14, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY BARON

I am, even as we speak, making your lemon chicken recipe.

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by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY JOSH

Cool! I hope it turns out for you. It’s really delicious.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 14, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope so too. I’ve had good results with your pizza recipe a couple of times now. And jponry’s kushari reciple. Yay for McCoven.

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by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOO KUSHARI!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made it again for mother’s day. Good stuff.

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by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rockets win!

I like the whiney bitch version of Bryant the best

by Sabean's_Folly on May 14, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

How about

those Lakers who, despite being the top seed, can’t even beat a team without their TWO BEST PLAYERS

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t matter if you sweep or win in seven. But yeah, Rockets are playing well.
vr, Xei

by Xeifrank on May 14, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

um ok

tell that to Lebron. That’s how a team thats actually good goes about the playoffs.

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cavs got a bye in first two rounds, right?
vr, Xei

by Xeifrank on May 14, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

seems like it

that’s how the Lakers should be playing against a team that, again, DOESNT HAVE ITS 2 BEST PLAYERS.

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, because the Warriors were expected to be a powerhouse this year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Run TMC

remember those days? They were fun to watch back then, especially when Manute Bol was shooting the three.
vr, Xei

by Xeifrank on May 14, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, I only take on one hopelessly depressing team at a time.

I’ll hop on the bandwagon when either the Warriors are good, or the Giants are good enough to not cause double depression spiral.

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by GiantBrass on May 14, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLAKERS!!!

Fucking awesome. If the Rockets win w/o Yao that will be the best ever.

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

for sure ;)

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on May 14, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

7th Inning Stretch

Time to pull within one run.
vr, Xei

by Xeifrank on May 14, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

why are you still here?

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want the Giants to pull within one run.
vr, Xei

by Xeifrank on May 14, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

i want you to leave

so why dont you give me what I want, and then you can check tomorrow to see if you got what you want.

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for you to turn of the computer.

by Natto on May 14, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do you want him to murder Xanthan?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 14, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

who doesnt?

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Judy St……OOPS! FORBIDDEN!

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by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIS of Xeifrank

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on May 14, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, I just can't really get that mad at you.

Because I know you just like sticking around.

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by GiantBrass on May 14, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

do the minions not have banning privileges?

by agiantmistake on May 14, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s been banned now.

by Natto on May 14, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 14, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're my new hero

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh. Seems like you would have done it a long time ago.

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by GiantBrass on May 14, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He really never was this annoying/offensive before

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 14, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if it should be permanent but he was being fucking irritating tonight.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say permanent as his goal is to troll us, not to contribute anything.

by positiveuphemism on May 14, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh. He usually just goes away after a couple of posts, He provides a service as a Losorda-esque strawman for us to mock. Tonight he was just being a dick.

by satyricrash on May 14, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was debating whether to just warn him or ban him. Unfortunately for him, he caught me in a bad mood tonight. I might remove the ban in a week or two.

by Natto on May 14, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I vote we have a vote

and I vote no on the removal

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about a week or two in 2034?

by SFGuy on May 15, 2009 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maine

109 pitches!!!!!

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

John Maine is still out there??

by Natto on May 14, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

probably trying to get as much out of him as they can. but he’s had arm problems relatively recently…

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's xeifrank

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 14, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

srsly

over 110 now

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if we lose, I was hoping we could get into their bullpen early. Bleah.

by non sequitur on May 14, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two 11 pitch innings

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 14, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was he the one who convinced the US government to split Maine from Massachusetts?

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by GiantBrass on May 14, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm disgusted too, Panda.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Why did I switch back to the game?

by Natto on May 14, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Aren't we all?

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by GiantBrass on May 14, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

MULTIPLE WALKS

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by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shit a money walk!

by thebighead on May 14, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

He was too hurt to run, but Boche let him hit cause he’s a walk master

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by norcalnick on May 14, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG BENGIE WALKED

TIME FOR A DINGERZ

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

BENGIE WALKED!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

if that’s not a reason to pull your pitcher, i dunno what is

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on May 14, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was disappointed after his first walk because his OPB had been less the his BA for a while and now it isn’t

Wisconsin: Famous for dairy, Ryan Rohlinger and not much else.

by Scottsdale on May 14, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

AT LEAST MAINE DID GOOD FOR FANTASY TEAM!

/ducks
//is not serious

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

No complete game

moral victory!

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by rightcenterfielder on May 14, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Winn hitting lefty

he’s much better there

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie not being held on?

TIME FOR SECRET SPEED ATTACK!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

leads to secret heart attack.

MONEY DOWWWN!

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 14, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

so umm I dunno if this has been touched on yet

but the Giants offense is lacking.

MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.

by Sammy Danger on May 14, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

You don’t say? Tell us more.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 14, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

sigh

Randy’s BA dropping again…

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Every time I see the Mets I think about the 2000 NLDS

And I want to give Dusty Baker the worst wedgie the world has ever known

by Sabean's_Folly on May 14, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

ARRRGGGHHHH

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate that frys commercail

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

commercial even

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Flemm

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by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

aaah livan hernandez sees visions of a game seven that was never played

by shanghaijim on May 14, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Watching Livan goof for the camera , i was struck by a thought...

It must be pretty cool to be a baseball player.

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by victor frankenstein on May 14, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love it when Miller mocks the opposing players.

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by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Is THAT what we're calling a strike now?

It BISECTED the plate!

lol

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

good job, medders

NOW FREAKING PUT UP SOME OFFENSE.

by non sequitur on May 14, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Offense, SCORE RUNZ!!

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by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

umwut

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s where you run around the bases and touch home, and collect two hundred dollars.

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

do not own THARE OWN GLUV???

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by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Let alone their own special sauce.

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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

gogogo .395 obp

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by Sammy Danger on May 14, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Romosexuals rejoice

Sergio Romo pitched an inning in a rehab appearance in SJ tonight. He walked one and struck out one.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 14, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoot!

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by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAYAYAYAYAYYYYYY

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on May 14, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON’T YOU DARE LOOK AT STRIKE THREE, FRED.

by non sequitur on May 14, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

HE’S GOT A BLOG!!!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on May 14, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

PUMP IT UP

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 14, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishikawa, I know this slump is killing you

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by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishikawa, your bunt is true.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s the Giants offense I know and love!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on May 14, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

GROUND ATTACK!

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

See Fred?

WAYYYY better than taking strike 3.

MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.

by Sammy Danger on May 14, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Is anyone else amused at the idea of complaining about a Giant not swinging enough?

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

the happy medium simply doesn’t exist for these guys.

MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.

by Sammy Danger on May 14, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

CASTILOL

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

HIT A SQUIB

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 14, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred limping DDD:

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, Fred’s been limping around all night.

by non sequitur on May 14, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please don’t both be hurt, Bengie and Fred.

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by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Does toby still work there?

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand

don’t suck here

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  


Elvis likes the hustle!

by Natto on May 14, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

come on Rowand.

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by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Take all the way Scott

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by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

If we can't get "good" then we should be happy with lucky

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 14, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

ground attack!

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on May 14, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

WALK!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

GAMER

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell? That wasn’t a strike? Not that I’m complaining.

by non sequitur on May 14, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Tight zone right now.

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by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

would be an EXCELLENT time for Ishi’s first HR

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright

Time for our own crappy rally! Infield single, walk…

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 14, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Ground attack!

Kruk: “the Giants are the Kings of the Infield Single.”

Me: “b/c most of these guys can’t hit it out of the infield.”

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 14, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

AND HERE'S OUR POWER-HITTING FIRST BASEMAN!

oh wait we’re the giants and our first baseman is our worst/second worst hitter on the team :(

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by Sammy Danger on May 14, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Bunt here? What do y’all think?

by cakes on May 14, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

double steal to set up the suicide squeeze.

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by beat_la_25 on May 14, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ish, Don’t make me hurt you.

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by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

would be a good time for Travis’s first HR.

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by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

AHEM

look up

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishikawa: if you hit a homerun here, I will forgive you for all of your sucking.

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by neurofarm on May 14, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

good bunt I guess

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by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

ahaha seriously the only team in the league that has their first baseman bunt in a first and second, no out situation.

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by Sammy Danger on May 14, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

que buntissimo!!!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on May 14, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Pathetic

we bunt with our first fucking baseman. God damnit

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

And then pinch hit with Uribe. Even more pathetic.

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by neurofarm on May 14, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phew. Almost bunted too hard.

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by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

our power hitting 1b everybody! his bunt was almost too powerful lol

by thebighead on May 14, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Albert Pujols

sac bunt time!

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

He bunts like a veteran 1st baseman

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by norcalnick on May 14, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

UH

what the actual fuck is the point of double switching someone into the 9th spot… and putting the pitcher in the first spot???

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by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

what did that accomplish, Bochy?

WHAT?

RICH AURILIA IN THE ON DECK CIRCLE!

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by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Burriss was 2-4 my god.

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by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

aesthetics for upside-down people.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on May 14, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

stupidity

Bochy has it.

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by Viliphied on May 14, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOUBLE SWITCHES SHOULD NOT BE QUESTIONED

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by PAWarrior on May 14, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

AMERICAN LEAGUE DOUBLE SWITCH

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by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll get that when the Giants visit Seattle next week.

by SFGuy on May 15, 2009 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gets Burriss and his 2 hits out of the game.

by ho-hum baby on May 14, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was pretty dumb

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by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

oic that was the point

good job, Bochy.

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by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Juan

knock ’em in.

I’ll take a sac fly too

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by thehavenot on May 14, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

GODDAMMIT NEVER PINCH HIT WITH AURILIA IN AN IMPORTANT SITUATION

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by neurofarm on May 14, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

That really wasn’t a bad time for a bunt. Kinda pathetic, but at least we have one guy in scoring position….well two..but yeah

by positiveuphemism on May 14, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

BOORIBE!!!!!!!!

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by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNZ!

No, wait, RUN.

Fucking Rowand.

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by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

single!

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by thehavenot on May 14, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

IVE ALWAYS LOVED JUAN URIBE!!!!!1

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I laughed

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I’VE ALWAYS BELIEVED IN JUAN URIBE

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on May 14, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

costello FTW!

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Atta Boy. Sac fly time now

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by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

AND FUCK YOU ROWAND YOU SHOULDA SCORED DAMNIT

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

but you never want to make the 1st or 3rd out of the inning at 3rd base.

by positiveuphemism on May 14, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

But wouldn't the out have been at the plate?

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by thehavenot on May 14, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is Rowand we are talking about…

by positiveuphemism on May 14, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck. he hella woulda made it too.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on May 14, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG I MIGHT BELIEVE IN JUAN URIBE

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by Zetsuboushita on May 14, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Aurilia really our best option? We can haz less crappy bench?

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by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

OK calm down

Aurilia is up. Fuck.

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

MY EYES ARE DECEIVING ME

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by PAWarrior on May 14, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe up to .289

XANTHAN WAS RITE

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by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

.289!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO DON’T SAY THAT

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by Zetsuboushita on May 14, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

RICHIE, NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO DO SOMETHING GOOD.

by non sequitur on May 14, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

ok well at least we’re good with a man on 3rd and less than two outs. oh wait…

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by beat_la_25 on May 14, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

clean up hitter!

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 14, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Get one in the air

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

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by Viliphied on May 14, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Or a…………. FAKE SUICIDE SQUEEZE!!!

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by neurofarm on May 14, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why don’t the Giants do that? With their offense (lack of) and speed…when you just need one run it makes sense.

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by norcalnick on May 14, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIGHTY RIGHTY MATCHUP

oh wait no this makes no sense even for Bochy

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by Sammy Danger on May 14, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

lol bochy you dumbass righties can’t hit righties. and by that i mean aurilia can’t hit anyone.

by thebighead on May 14, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

NO SLEEP TIL

QUEENS

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by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

You might say Bochy’s Flushing this one by batting Aurilia.

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by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

icwtudid

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm seriously pissed that Aurilia is hitting here

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

If Nate is really injured, I guess it’s Richie or Eugenio

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by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

tbh

I’d rather see FBAL at this point.

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by Viliphied on May 14, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather see Cain at this point.

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by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

would rather have Velez

he’s less of a DP threat

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roster construction fail.

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by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not Nate?

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by marcello on May 14, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s banged up

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 14, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't know that

Our outfield is hurting

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by marcello on May 14, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not veteran enough.

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by neurofarm on May 14, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 14, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU
FUCKING
SUCK
RICHIE

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by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMNIT AURILIA I FUCKING HATE OU

by thebighead on May 14, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

retirement

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 14, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

F’n Great. Just Great

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by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

OH WOW I DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING

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by neurofarm on May 14, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that was not a surprising result.

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by rightcenterfielder on May 14, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMN IT

GUYS WHO DO I HATE IN THIS SITUATION

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by Sammy Danger on May 14, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

good god, put him out of his misery. please.

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

furck.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on May 14, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's go RENT

he’s been money before

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Richie needs to be put out to pasture where he can frollick with David Ortiz

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 14, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Burriss could have done that.

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by neurofarm on May 14, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Aurilia OPS = .348

by cakes on May 14, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Something wrong with an OBP of .348?
Oh, OPS.
How low can you go?

by ho-hum baby on May 14, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, I wonder if he can get sub .300

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by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOO!

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by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

EDGAR!!!!!

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY GAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH POE!

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by rightcenterfielder on May 14, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

GAR!!!

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by Viliphied on May 14, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

If Renteria doesn't come through

This will have been a very distressing inning

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by thehavenot on May 14, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT

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by Zetsuboushita on May 14, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

SAAAAAAAFE

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FUCK YEAH BABAY!!!!!!

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSSSS!!!!

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by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

GROUND GAME

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by norcalnick on May 14, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

COMMENCE GROUND ATTACK!!!!

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by beat_la_25 on May 14, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent Money!

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 14, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

If only xeifrank were here to see this.

/sniff

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by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you Jeebus. And another injury, fantastic.

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by marcello on May 14, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

GROUND ATTACK MOTHERFUCKER

BAAAHAHAHA

oh shit there goes his hamstring

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by Sammy Danger on May 14, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

We got our own crappy rally!

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by thehavenot on May 14, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

SCREW YOU BOCHY WE TIED THE GAME ANYWAY

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by neurofarm on May 14, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s a good thing Reyes isn’t playing.

by Natto on May 14, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap. Edgar’s done for the night.

by non sequitur on May 14, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

OH FUCK

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by PAWarrior on May 14, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Injury to Renteria

Frandsen up?

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by thehavenot on May 14, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

if he goes o the dl, def.

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by Viliphied on May 14, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rent hurt

uh oh

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

loool

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on May 14, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

i now love elvis Costello

am surprised no one is commenting on this. Very effective, sir.

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh God, here comes Velez.

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by rightcenterfielder on May 14, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

oh god here comes velez

by thebighead on May 14, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey there is a High speed chase on tv in Wil’s town.

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by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

OH SHIT VELEZ IS GOING TO BE PLAYING IN THE FIELD
REPEAT

VELEZ IN THE FIELD

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by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina, Lewis, Renteria….can someone please try to not hurt themselves?

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by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

here comes Velez

oh god

no runz are worth this

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by Sammy Danger on May 14, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Glad that Burriss was switched out of this game

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 14, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

NO FEAR. VELEZ IN TO SHORE UP THE MIDDLE INFIELD DEFENSE.

by non sequitur on May 14, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD THING WE DOUBLE SWITCHED BURRISS OUT OF THE GAME

JON DON’T EVEN JOKE ABOUT RICHIE PLAYING SS

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by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Agree— That wasn’t funny

by ho-hum baby on May 14, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, dude can’t even play first anymore.

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH GOD VELEZ IS GOING TO PLAY DEFENSE NOW

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by Zetsuboushita on May 14, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

If that's what you want to call it

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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by thehavenot on May 14, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sandoval – Uribe – Velez – Ishi

RANGE!

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by Viliphied on May 14, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is Renteria so clutch?!??!

by i wish we were good on May 14, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Best contract ever?

SUCK IT BILL SIMMONS YOU FUCK.

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

What did he say?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on May 14, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wayyy back in the offseason

him and jack-o had a nice long laugh that the Giants paid Edgar 18 million. They said it was, BY FAR, the worst signing of the year.

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

AL fans have not seen the best of Edgar

also, I’m laughing that I know who jack-o is

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by norcalnick on May 14, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

IKR

the guy really annoys me but for some reason I really like when he’s on. Kinda fun to hear him bitch about the yankees.

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god, here comes velez

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Pablo.

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by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, I didn’t realize it was the 8th inning already.

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN! Ok, new game.

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 14, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson in a tie game.

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I credit XeiFrank for the rally. He reversed jinxed himself hard

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by norcalnick on May 14, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

vr

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH! YOU’RE LISA STEVENS.

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

With Wells Fargo Bank.

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by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s right, Shane.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT’S RIGHT SHANE!

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by rightcenterfielder on May 14, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, you’re Lisa Stevens.

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by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

and I was like FUCK YES!

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by Gabafnerhagen on May 14, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH!!!! UR LISA STEVENZ LULZ

by satyricrash on May 14, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I kind of imagine Shane just chilling by himself and all of a sudden, there’s Lisa Stevens, all creepily cheerful.

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by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

She’s a member of NAWBLA.

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by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

IRL LOL

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

NAMBLA?

National Association of Marlon Brando Look Alikes

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by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Warlon

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by Zetsuboushita on May 14, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Warlon Brando

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by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just sounds so disappointed.

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by rightcenterfielder on May 14, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

run from the creepy woman shane

by shanghaijim on May 14, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lisa Stevens is watching you

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by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ceiling!Lisa Stevens is watching you masturbate. Ready to tell you all about Wells Fargo at the appropriate moment.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, I missed it, what’s with all the Costello pictures?

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by marcello on May 14, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY COSTELLO

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

rally elvis

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by Viliphied on May 14, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Costello

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by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see

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by marcello on May 14, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

So

it’s our bullpen vs. theirs. Normally this would worry me, but their bullpen is fucking awful.

So theres that.

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

So is ours though

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by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, not really but it sure feels like it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

but I think we have the advantage

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

ours didn’t pitch 7 1/3 last night

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by Viliphied on May 14, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy double switched our entire defense so I’m kinda worried about that also.

by SeeingStars on May 14, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL HEP B CAUSES INFLAMMATION OF THE LIVER. REDUNDANT!!!1111

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by Zetsuboushita on May 14, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Things from this inning

Richie sucks
Im really starting to like Renteria

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by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Your liking of Renteria jinxed him. Stop liking immediatly

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 14, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

ay-yo at second… here comes FAIL

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on May 14, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Natto never would have used that pic if I was posting in this thread.

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by groug on May 14, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltran is pretty good.

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

MVP

non-Pujols category

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on May 14, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing inspires confidence

like a Uribe-Velez middle infield

gulp.

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on May 14, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK, BELTRAN

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by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

HA

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by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck Beltran

But Wilson’s numbers are better than I thought. I guess I only remember his bad outings

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 14, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

it's ok guyz he always gets out of it looool

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by Sammy Danger on May 14, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Get outs, Giants pitcher.

by Natto on May 14, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Soooo….how did Sanchez look tonight?

by i wish we were good on May 14, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

like a 5th starter

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not great

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by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

tantilizingly frustrating

just like always

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by Sammy Danger on May 14, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ruh roh

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by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

My hearing must be going. I thought I just heard Kuip say, “Velez is doing a smart thing.”

by Natto on May 14, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

dammmmmmmit

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUCK

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by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

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by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

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by Zetsuboushita on May 14, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

ARRGGGHHH BELTRAN

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Protip

Look at second more

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by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

hmmm

hmmmm

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by juanboy on May 14, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

WILLLSOONN!!

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN

DON’T BLOW THE GAME

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by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU SUCK BRIAN WILSON

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by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

he never even touched third

wtf

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by Sammy Danger on May 14, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

HE WAS FUCKING OUT

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by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

CALM DOWN GUYS HE’S JUST SETTING UP THE DOUBLE PLAY

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by Zetsuboushita on May 14, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

GROUND BALL, PREFERABLY ONE TO URIBE NEAR THE BAG SO THAT HE CAN COMPLETE THE DOUBLE PLAY HIMSELF WITHOUT VELEZ HAVING TO TOUCH THE BALL.

by non sequitur on May 14, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Wright will get the run in somehow

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by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think I’ve ever seen D Wright hit into a double play. Dare I say HES DUE??

by i wish we were good on May 14, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU’RE BLOWING THE GAME!!!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on May 14, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, that was an incorrect call.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on May 14, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

OPEN BASE

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by rightcenterfielder on May 14, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw that pitch again.

by Natto on May 14, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Too bad, we came back and everything

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by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

So much fail, so little time.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Wilson is a piece of shit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

GAME OVER

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson, your killing me.

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by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitching around Wright might make more sense here.

Oh….never mind.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 14, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Game over

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by Zetsuboushita on May 14, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

well, fuck

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on May 14, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

And game, You suck WIlson

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by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

and that’s the ballgame

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by rightcenterfielder on May 14, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

mother!

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 14, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

They keep pitching to that guy

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by thehavenot on May 14, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay, we get to face K-Rod.

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by Gabafnerhagen on May 14, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey

Good thing that wasnt right down the middle

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by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck you brian wilson

fuck you bruce bochy
fuck you rich aurilia
fuck everone except barry bonds

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by Sammy Danger on May 14, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve always liked that Wilson isn’t Matt Herges and isn’t Armando Benitez, but even that’s wearing thin.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

that Wright kid

He’s gonna be good.

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on May 14, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Shouldn’t have pitched to Wright.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 14, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Son of a fuck

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by Gabafnerhagen on May 14, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

So, Gary Sheffield just stole a base.

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by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

3rd base. he stole 3rd base.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on May 14, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve gotta be kidding me.

by Natto on May 14, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

METS RUNNING WILD ON MOLINA

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by Zetsuboushita on May 14, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

you steal off the pitcher

by wilriv21 on May 14, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson, excuse me.

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by Zetsuboushita on May 14, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those steals are on Wilson. He’s not holding runners on at all.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 14, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT THIS IS A JOKE

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by bondslegend on May 14, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

did we really just give up a stolen base to gary busted legs sheffield

fail

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by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

This is bullploppy.

by Natto on May 14, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Geez, Sheffield stealing off Wilson is unacceptable.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 14, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson needs to do remedial pitching school

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on May 14, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

Good night

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by thehavenot on May 14, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

HOW THE FUCK IS SHEF STEALING 3RD ON US? 3RD?

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by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Try to keep the wheels on please, Giants

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on May 14, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

JESUS LORD

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by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

DID YOU SEE GARY SHEFFIELD HIT THAT BALL, DID HE HIT IT, YES AND THAT AIN’T ALL, HE STOLE THIRD!

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by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Gtfo Wilson

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This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

What is it with closers and the whole “I’m so awesome I don’t have to hold runners on” thing

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on May 14, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez?

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 14, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

This is so sad

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

So, that happened.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson you suck

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU IN THE FACE WILSON

by satyricrash on May 14, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, screw this.

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on May 14, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Ive had enough of WIlson

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Great pitching, Wilson. You are a true shut down closer.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

It still bugs me that Sabean wasn’t interested in signing Beltran.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 14, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Wilson

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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by Zetsuboushita on May 14, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

what else is on…

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 14, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

fucking good night shitcockfuaksghapweighapwieg

by thebighead on May 14, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, I’m done here. Goodnight, everyone.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on May 14, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

And dont’ give me shit about this not being a save situation. If you can’t pitch in a tie game in the 9th inning, then you’re fucking worthless.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD THING THAT WASNT RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

did david wright just strip while scoring from second?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on May 14, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL..Brian Wilson=crappy closer, crappy barenaked ladies song..crappy everything.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 14, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Excellent neurotic mess.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pet Sounds is good.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

WILSON—ONLY GOOD IN SAVE SITUATIONS!!

SOMETIMES!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 14, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

UGH WHO THE FUCK IS RAMON CASTRO AND WHY IS HE HITTING FUCKING 2 RUN SINGLES OFF AN ALL STAR CLOSER

by i wish we were good on May 14, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

So it wasn’t you I saw on TV.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT WAS TIED, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson happened

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The 2 are synonymous

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

shitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuck

Poo.

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on May 14, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Wilson

He just wasn’t made for these times.

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on May 14, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Wouldn’t it be nice if he’d pitched better,
Then the crooked number wouldn’t be so long

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good job keeping us in the game Wilson

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Elvis Costello picture

by Natto on May 14, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

there isn't a dirty enough word for what I'm feeling right now

Like, I keep posting things and then deleting them.

MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.

by Sammy Danger on May 14, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

time for some Haagen Dazs strawberry ice cream

by wilriv21 on May 14, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Chances of Giants winning

None chance

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m getting the feeling this was a good one to give up on during the 4th.

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by groug on May 14, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Good they didnt tie the game only t rip your heart out the very next inning

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This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for the greatest comeback in franchise history.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on May 14, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

The offense can only handle so much pitching failure, and comebacks

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU WILSON

Learn a fucking second pitch that you can throw for a strike. Your getting paid millions a year to learn a fucking second pitch you jackass

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 14, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

tbf, he only makes 450k.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You get the point

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 14, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he sucks for 450k

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

What happened to the awesome changeup he brought with him to Spring Training?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 14, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson’s ERA up to 4.50. That sounds about right.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 14, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now we’ll have to watch K-rod’s stupid celebration.

by Natto on May 14, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's mock it!

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 14, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope someone mocks that celebration! That’ll learn him good!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on May 14, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I despise him and his antics.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

keep ’em coming love

by wilriv21 on May 14, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU, NEW YORK METS

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 14, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

tmi

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha oh man

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 14, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh dear god

it’s just one game – get a hold of yourself

MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.

by Sammy Danger on May 14, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’M FUCKING MATT DAMON CASEY BLAKE

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 14, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't forget the sequel

I’M FUCKING BEN AFFLECK SCOTT HAIRSTON!

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 14, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like skullfucking casey blake right now.

fixed

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 14, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s got a terrible and violent delivery

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on May 14, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

K-Rod annoys the crap out of me

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Juicer without a doubt

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 14, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somewhere, Chris Russo is gently weeping.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t picture anything gentle about it.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 14, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

They don’t call him the Gentle Dog.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Serve up a homer to Bengie, K-rod! You owe him one!

by Natto on May 14, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

K-Rod

gg, fuck

Bay Area Bruin.

by Yoyo on May 14, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU K-ROD

YOU OVERRATED POS

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 14, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

MONEY

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 14, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

“…waddles into second with the leadoff double”

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on May 14, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm

Those insurance runs are going to laugh in our faces arent they?

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

is that idiot leaving molina out ther to run??

by Squez on May 14, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Who would you put in?

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not a tying run or anything

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

he damn near broke his knee

by Squez on May 14, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, there’s no reason to do it. If the Giants score two runs after him, he’ll end up scoring. If they don’t, it really doesn’t matter.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on May 14, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holm

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s the double-switch??

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 14, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see your point, but we aren’t going to wi this with one run scored. we have to go baseb to base.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least he can start to ice that knee

by Squez on May 14, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol winn

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Gassy, would be more like it…

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 14, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to take the hanger, even if it was nasty

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Funny how things work out you guys are probably loving the walk by BMoney meanwhile I love the 3 hits and rbi

by wilriv21 on May 14, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

why am i listening to this, i know how it’s going to end

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, I turned it off here and then turned it back on instead of going to bed D:

MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.

by Sammy Danger on May 14, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY A DIFFERENT ELVIS

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Weak groundout or strikeout?

by Natto on May 14, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

strikeout

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 14, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darn

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 14, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

wrong

foul popup

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh that Rowand

keeping us on our toes

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on May 14, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet, a 2 game losing streak

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand is worthless.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

we’ll be under .500 by the end of this series.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Its all on Wilson tonight

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Technically, you mean.

by satyricrash on May 14, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson should get two L’s for that one.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

That was dispiriting.

by non sequitur on May 14, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Beat LA

Fakers lose to Rockets

by wilriv21 on May 14, 2009 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

hey, thanks rowand

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on May 14, 2009 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn.

We didn’t even lose by two or less runs.

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by GiantBrass on May 14, 2009 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Bleh

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 14, 2009 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

UGH

ROWAND >:-(

And Thus concludes my only Gameday comment of the night.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on May 14, 2009 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I am ridiculously pissed at Brian Wilson right now.

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 14, 2009 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I like how we fought and clawed to score 2 runs in the bottom of the 8th and then Wilson just came in and gave it up like that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY GUYS ITS A GOOD THING TWITTER ISNT A DISTRACTION FOR HIM ANYMORE

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Xeifrank emailed me saying he will report me to the SBNation administrators for banning him.

by Natto on May 14, 2009 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

lol.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

he got banned?

what for?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 14, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

General dipshittery.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Douchebagocity

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why ask why?

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 14, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

morbid curiosity

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 14, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was being more irritating than usual and not getting the hint.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont know who he is

just wondering if he went apeshit and did something really stupid

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 14, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a Dodgers fan who likes to show up with “Win probabilities” and generally troll, but he’s really bad at it. Usually, he does it once or twice and disappears but this time he just wouldn’t stop.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have fun rooming with xanthan…..IN JAIL.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 14, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck a Xeifrank

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 14, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude has nothing better to do.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ban was overdue anyways.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least two years.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 14, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he do his little signature at the end of it?

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 14, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

Very Respectfully.

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on May 14, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't the ToS say minimum douchebaggery and dickishness?

What can he complain about?

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by GiantBrass on May 14, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Natto’s going to jail :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 14, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

"So whatcha in fer"

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by GiantBrass on May 14, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Natto’s got a little Nancy in him

by wilriv21 on May 14, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he sign off his email, “vr, xeifrank”?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 14, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry…didn’t see CB30 already covered this.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 14, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was suck

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on May 14, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Beat LA

Fakers lose to Rockets

by wilriv21 on May 14, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

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