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Pablo HR = Half off Panda Express

Sales pitch for Panda Express to think about.  Every time Pablo Sandoval hits a homer, the very next day Panda Express is half price. It's an ideal situation for fans and lovers of Panda Express.  Then again, Panda Express may have to shut down do to this promotion and the world would be a darker place then. My goodness the power Pablo Sandoval has over the world is scary.

 

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Panda Express=Butt Pee.

BTW, a TAGSNG comment/post ratio is not good.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 13, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

What ever happened to that guy?

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 13, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

TookaGiantStepAnd…..Went?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on May 13, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

candlestickparklegends: “A what ratio?”

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on May 13, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was inevitable
Panda Express=Butt Pee.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on May 13, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s kind of tacky, but I don’t eat at Panda Express anyway.

by Natto on May 13, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Keeping on SWOOPing in the free world! Also, by the reflexive property of the rubber/glue playground comeback, I enjoy wearing hats on my ass.

by SneakToBetterSeats on May 13, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Ummm

huh?

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.

by BrianBokake on May 13, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

nevermind.

Keeping on SWOOPing in the free world! Also, by the reflexive property of the rubber/glue playground comeback, I enjoy wearing hats on my ass.

by SneakToBetterSeats on May 13, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nevermind cover art+ Frando in Fresno hat + no apparent context = mass bewilderment

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.

by BrianBokake on May 13, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a fanshot about it. Fresno’s Mad Tight 90’s Night.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on May 13, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotcha

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.

by BrianBokake on May 13, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha wtf, how is this relevant at all

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 13, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This made me lol hard

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on May 14, 2009 6:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

now I get it.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 14, 2009 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

They edited out the penis. Not complaining, just pointing it out.

Right now Jon Miller is somewhere wearing a flamboyant tie and thinking about me.

by Norm Median on May 14, 2009 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's the first thing I noticed

Didn’t want to be the first to point it out, but there ya go

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles

by Useful_Idiot on May 14, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Butt wait...

…how can you point it out when it’s not there to point out?

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jun 7, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This sounds like a promotion a small market club like the Royals or the A’s would resort to.

by satyricrash on May 13, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Holliday’s Holiday Inn Deal!

by Natto on May 13, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that an actual thing??

by satyricrash on May 13, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but it could be!

by Natto on May 13, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Billy Beane stumbles off of treadmill and dashes to pay phone in the corner.

by satyricrash on May 13, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck it I’d take part in this. I love bad Chinese food.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 13, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Americanized-Chinese food. Hey, it works, apparently.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on May 13, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. It’s like west-coast soul food. It doesn’t make your tummy feel good, but it’s comforting.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 14, 2009 6:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pei Wei & Pick Up Stix FTW!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 15, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a Pick Up Stix one town over from me. Previous to this, I had no idea it existed. Is it worth checking out?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. It’s a few more dollars than Panda, but it’s good Americanized-Chinese food. Kung Pao & House Special Beef are mouth watering.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 15, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

for a few dollar moar

Lunch! I’ll seek it out soon.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t all the Pick Up Stix retreat to Arizona and The SoCal? There was one in Fremont, but it closed and there was this sad sheet of paper telling me that next time I was in Phoenix they would be happy to have me dine there.

by tyrannoman on May 15, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

There are still a few around the Sacramento area. I think.

by chilibean_3 on May 15, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love it!

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on May 13, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Joke Fanpost.

someone decode the name.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 14, 2009 7:53 AM PDT reply actions  

As a Chinese-American

I find Panda Express to be insulting to real Chinese food.

by SFGuy on May 15, 2009 1:13 AM PDT reply actions  

You mean it’s not Chinese for yummy?!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I find it to be pretty tasty.

by chilibean_3 on May 15, 2009 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

The dishes I’ve had there are consistently good; the orange chicken, tofu with eggplant, and string bean chicken in particular. It’s horrendously bad for you and is easily blown out of the water by real Chinese food (thanks again, jcb) but for something cheap, quick, and easy, you can do much worse.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

well said. It’s a step up from McDonalds, anyway.

by tyrannoman on May 15, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

As long as they don’t claim to be authentic Chinese cuisine, I’m cool with it.

by Natto on May 15, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

As a non-chinese american, I’m insulted that real Chinese food has traditionally never been available to me as I lack any language skilz and am too ignorant to order off the secret insider menu.

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on May 15, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, there are menus only in Chinese mainly because restaurants think non-Chinese wouldn’t want to eat stuff from that menu but I think quite a few people would enjoy it.

by SFGuy on May 16, 2009 2:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm

Panda Express = Sandoval + Velez buddy movie?

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on May 15, 2009 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw in Juan Uribe as the guns expert and you’ve got yourself a summer blockbuster!

by Natto on May 15, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

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