Open Gameday Thread Part 3
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Damn, i wanted you to suck it again.
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
SCORE RUNS FOR ZITO
DO IT NOW
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Reply fail
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on May 13, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Bacon
The Closer is another one of the shows I really dig.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 13, 2009 2:02 PM PDT reply actions
Never seen it
but my mom hates Kerry Sedgwick or whatever her name is.
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There's an ep that involves a Giants/Dodgers game
Two of the cops in LAPD priority homicide bungle a case because they’re too busy trying to get to a game at Chavez Latrine.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 13, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
HE WAS IN FOOTLOOSE
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
So...
there’s goes our hope of an infinite 0-0 tie…
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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Now all we need is some of those things where you cross the plate?
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
Buns?
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No
Boo-urns.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 13, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m TIRED OF YOUR INSANE DEMANDS
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on May 13, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
After the last two years, any game Zito manages to give up 3 or less runs is good enough for me.
Then, I can just go yelling profanities at the offense.
Yeah, I can’t get too angry about a starting pitcher allowing a run.
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A couple runs aint too much to ask
right?
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
RALLY THIS

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I think we’ll see two steaks end today…the Giants win streak, and Zimmerman’s.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
I’d be okay with it if they both kept going.
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Barry Zito
still pitching well.
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Oh hey another broken bat
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
What the hell? Did my post get deleted?
Damn you KENSHIN!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I like that it sparkles
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions

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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

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STOP HITTING IT THERE
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions
NO WAIT GIVE IT A CHANCE
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 13, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU GUZMAN
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BRING BACK MARMOL!
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SHAIRON MARTIS IS THRRROOOOWWWIINNGGGG AAAAAA SHHHUUUUTTTTOOOOUUUUTTTTTTTTTTT
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hehe otters
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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by Zetsuboushita on May 13, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
d'awwwwwwww
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
otter pups
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 13, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions

the best flavor being, of course, windshield wiper fluid.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 13, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I hated lime
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on May 13, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
you hate America
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 13, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I have one of those in my freezer from the third grade.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 13, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck i want an otter pop
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Sometimes I buy Otter Pops to relive my childhood
I always theorized that Louie Blue Raspberry and Alexander the Grape had a thing going on. Oh and that Little Orphan Orange was a whore.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 13, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I never caught onto the subtle racism of Pancho Punch though
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 13, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
A lot of the subtle Mexican-Hispanic racism went unnoticed (or uncared about) for our childhood. Pancho Punch, Speedy Gonzalez, Slowpoke Rodriguez, etc.
It boggles my mind that Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben are still around.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Oh, and Rastusm, the Cream of Wheat dude.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
My kids love cream of wheat
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on May 13, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
what where
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 13, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I need this to live
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 13, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m a fan of Poncho Punch
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 13, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
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Judgment Day is coming
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GOOD INNING DUDEZ
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
This offense is not making me happy.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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You, lately I’ve been getting the same old, same old from my bank.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I OWN A SMALL BUSINESS
I DIDNT KNOW CHASE WAS A BANK
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE NEW.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
that’s because you want your small business to succeed… not your fault
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 13, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Barratt Ziain
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Re: Run Support
Is Zito the new Matt Cain?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
look up
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I see what the Giants are doing. They just want to walk off again.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2009 2:08 PM PDT reply actions
KNBR sales people need to get working on finding new advertisers
I’m tired of this Chase/landscaping and the “we make your phone ring” commercials. And they’re played every half inning.
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on May 13, 2009 2:08 PM PDT reply actions
The only one I like is Fry's
and only for the “pew pew pew” at the end.
Right now Jon Miller is somewhere wearing a flamboyant tie and thinking about me.
Yay, 70s-esque sound effects!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
GUARANTEED
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 13, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
am I the only one who hears a creepy homoerotic subtext in the Chase ad?
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
You may well be, but I’ll have to listen harder next time.
Uh, I said LISTEN harder.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Think I’m gonna have to bust out Ibn Battuta and the Rally Monkey-eating Rally Leopard this inning.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
TRUE FACT
When I invented the Rally Ibn Battuta, John Bowker immediately hit a grand slam.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Nice work
YOU RUINED BOWKER’S BASEBALL CAREER
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
Nah
I was there for his first game, when he got like 3 hits and a homer, then I gave him that grand slam. Whatever career Bowker has, I gave him!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
On the bright side...
The Billabong Pro at Teahupoo, Tahiti just got underway.
Unfortunately, the waves are less than epic.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
In all seriousness, Strasburg, Zimmermann, (#4 pick) and Martis isn’t a bad start to a pitching rotation.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
i mean like #7 pick or something, idky i typed 4
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Close enough!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Yeah the Nats are going to be a threat very soon.
Right now Jon Miller is somewhere wearing a flamboyant tie and thinking about me.
but they’ll find a way to fuck it up… just wait
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 13, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Both Zimmermans
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
If only there was a team with spare bullpen arms for them to trade with...
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BILLY SADLER HAS SUCH GREAT STUFF
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Also Hinshaw!
A leftee who throws hard! C’mon Nats!
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MANNY RAMIREZ STAMP OF APPROVAL
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 13, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
STEROIDS STEROIDS STEROIDS STEROIDS
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Madison Bumgarner has a tramp stamp?
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
well, he was passed out and they looked at his id.
With a name like Madison, they must have thought it was an oversight.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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the term for the lower back tattoo on guys is pretty offensive
Fag tag.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 13, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Dukes....
So does he have a boo boo on his face?
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
ZITO!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
That boat just looks like it’s going down to me.
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
looks like someone figured out how to navigate a POS from Folsom Lake to the bay
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 13, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
The quackers always looks like its going to sink
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
Quackers is a fun word.
QUACKERS!!!
by Lars The Wanderer on May 13, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
pride?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 13, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Walks are usually what happens before Zito loses it.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
I’m guessing this is Zito’s last inning.
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
Anyone read Verducci's latest piece?
The part that got me angriest:
“The 2004-08 malaise left the Giants with an identity problem, which is to say they have none. Yes, the empty seats are a reflection of the economy, but they also reveal a decided disinterest so far in what the Giants have to sell. Come see us; we don’t stink as bad as the Nats and Bucs, is not the stuff of great marketing campaigns.
Who are the Giants? It’s a great question, especially in their own backyard. Yes, they have the scintillating Tim Lincecum, but he can pitch only about 16 times at AT&T Park. Otherwise, San Francisco doesn’t have a single player to keep a fan from making a run to the concession stand, rest room or, worse, home."
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on May 13, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK THAT I'M NOT CLICKING ON IT
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Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on May 13, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I know
It’s just my immediate reaction to Verducci.
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what is with this whole “teams need and identity” BS. what a crock!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 13, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
How is 2004 part of a malaise?
They won like 91 games that year.
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apparently
to Verducci, “Identity problem” = “crap team”
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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I hated that article myself
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OR
remember when we had an “identity” built around the best player in the game. The fuckers in the media did their best to ruin that. fuck them.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 13, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I disliked the part...
…where he cited the attendance of only 24,000 (on a cold Monday night in May) to back up his claim. The same night there were games in Cleveland (less than 15,000) and Arizona (less than 18,000). Only the Mets (40,000) did better. The Monday before, first place Toronto and Kansas City played before 15,000 and 21,000 home fans, respectively. The Rays drew less than 15,000 that night, Detroit 21,000, SD 15,000, Seattle 16,000. 19,000 in Atlanta. Just 11,000 in Florida. 14,000 in Washington. Less than 9,000 in Pittsburgh for the LOLrates.
Yankees, Cubs, and Dodgers all drew significantly bigger crowds that night. But they are, after all, in the three largest cities in the country.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
Uh, is anyone in the pen?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
STFD BELLYLARD!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Wow..that came up way ahead of the Gameday K
I’m all, “What, is he tired?”
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
STFD
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
you fucking retards
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on May 13, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I just logged in to say
that Ronnie Belliard looks like Snoop from The Wire.
That is all.
I once punched a hole in a light fixture in celebration of a J.T. Snow home run. That is all.
+1
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no. just thought it was funny.
have no idea how to spell zac efron
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Giants batting! Rally MS Paint Lasorda twisting nipples

Right now Jon Miller is somewhere wearing a flamboyant tie and thinking about me.
Don Vito?
Bowker, Frandsen, Guzman > Lewis, Velez, Ishikawa
by NuschlerFace on May 13, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
dude, that's so fake
his real nipples are at his ankles, am I right?
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 13, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
2-4 hitters
Rally and stuff
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
eat moar prunes
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on May 13, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY LITTLE GIANT

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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
The idea of a “childstarlets.com” is disturbing to me.
Judgment Day is coming
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Indeed she is
RALLY HOT SHAWNA WALDRON

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LOL
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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by Zetsuboushita on May 13, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I just noticed the caption for the Verducci article
Perfect: “Gritty CF Aaron Rowand epitomizes the Giants’ scrappy approach this season.”
“Gritty” and “scrappy” in the same sentence, it’s almost too good.
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on May 13, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions
frighteningly
“scrapple” is a food.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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That’s it Giants. Start thinking about sex. Then you’ll score.
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
GET HITS AND WALKS
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
RALLY MONKEY-EATING RALLY LEOPARD
part 2, electric boogaloo

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
People mag promoting the All-Star game?
Does that mean Justin Timberlake is going to participate in the HR contest?
If the people vote for a guy, he will go to the All-Star game.
/Eric Karros
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 13, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Classy AB
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2009 2:21 PM PDT reply actions
WORK THAT COUNT WINN
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Classy grit and scrap
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Ok, I arrived and we got a walk
please let me be good luck please let me be good luck please let me be good luck please let me be good luck please let me be good luck
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
I think we would all be okay with that.
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why can't I find A Panda Huggenkiss?!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 13, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe your standards are too high.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
New Approach!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 13, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Not quite in the zone
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
something something the road back home
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
/only recognizes yi, guo, and (I think) shang.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I like how they incorporated “panda” in the cat character.
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TWSS.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
1.5 seconds first to third base
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 13, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
(rally Ibn Battuta)
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
oh Pablo :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Fail
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
I thought there were two outs already, so I was doubly disappointed.
Judgment Day is coming
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Rally Wilford Brimley and Cat that looks like Wilford Brimley

Right now Jon Miller is somewhere wearing a flamboyant tie and thinking about me.
DIABETUS
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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 13, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
“i get paid to be suspicious when there’s nothing to get suspicious about”
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on May 13, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Eat your damn oatmeal.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 13, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I sat across brom Brimly at a burger joint in Palm Springs once...
and the bastard just stared at me like I was about to bang his granddaughter… creepy guy (or just paranoid)
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 13, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
You shouldn’t have tried to bang his granddaughter
by Lars The Wanderer on May 13, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
dude, his granddaughter is 72 years old… he’s PARANOID!!!
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 13, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
and yeah, you’re right… I shouldn’t have tried
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 13, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
How did he foul off those terrible pitches, then whiff on a good pitch?
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
that's how pablo rolls
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
heh
I thought he flopped rounding second. But I guess he could roll, too.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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oh shit is Randy hurt
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 13, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
rally monkey-eating rally leopard

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
AT LEAST HE HIT IT HARD
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
FAIL
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Can we just take Nick Johnson home with us?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
forget that, Ryan Zimmerman please
we can move pablo to 1st
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on May 13, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh. You’re Lisa Stevens.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
with Wells Fargo Bank?!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 13, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t feel too bad. The Nationals are known for their great pitching.
Plus, Mike Stanton helped us win all those championships.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Shit
Winn’s hand hit by the ball. That’s awesome for a hitter.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
either way we lose...
either martis is a good young pitcher and we’re idiots for trading him away, or the giants offense sucks again.
I’m betting a little from column a and a lot from column b.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on May 13, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
The offense is still the offense
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
horse
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 13, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
oh noes
we wouldn’t want to blow out his arm (checks contract for injury insurance…) Hmmmm..
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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Bruce Bochy is laughing at all of you who thought Zito wouldn’t be back out.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
And so it goes for the Giants today
this will not end well
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Runners in scoring position+Nick Johnson at the plate+Zito at 100+ pitches=FAIL
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
The Nats will score
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Blah forget this game. I’m going to dinner.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
just need a double play
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
ZITO!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
ZITO, use all of your tricksy and guile to get this fucker out
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
REAL QUICK HOW MANY PITCHES?
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110!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
RENTERIA FAIL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Flem’s play by play made it sound like it was Renteria’s fault
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Nah
Manny made a bad decision, and then he made a bad throw. Not an awful throw, but not the one he should have made.
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You’re quick.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Ironicially
I thought that this was the Porkins quote, too.
But I was wrong:
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Davish_Krail
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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Found zenbitz picture

PABLO!
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GET ONE OUT
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2009 2:35 PM PDT reply actions
Why is Zito still out there
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions
dagger
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 13, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions
Burriss, you should have gone to first.
Though I suppose a 2-run deficit may as well be a 12-run deficit for the Giants.
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I think right decision. Johnson is slow.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on May 13, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Burriss got to the ball too late to have a good enough shot at getting him.
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WOW THIS IS SUCH A SURPRISE THAT ZITO IS LOSING EFFECTIVENESS AFTER 100 PITCHES
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
HE’S NOT MADE OF PORCELAIN HE COULD GO TO 130 PITCHES
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So, I can’t help but notice that Barry Zito is still pitching.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
yeah. for walking Zimmerman.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
assholes
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I don’t think anyone would like to see his streak end because of an IBB, but it makes sense.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
lol that wild pitch may have cost Zim his hitting streak
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Yeah, well at least the Giants took the series.
by Lars The Wanderer on May 13, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions
IT’S TIME FOR A DOUBLE SWITCHAROO!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 13, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions
60 percent of the time, he double switches every tim
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on May 13, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I just got here. What did I miss?
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!
I hope.
ATHLETIC WAS WRONG RIGHT!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Zito is still not bad, Giants still not good.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
hey Merkin throw strikes.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
This conflicts with his assignment to pitch for the Giants.
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PANDA DEFEE
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Pablo saves!
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 13, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions
What’s that white thing on Dukes’s cheek?
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
A Band wade?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I ASKED THIS FIRST
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Does anyone else hear crickets?
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FINISH HIM MERKIN
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions
Just a little perspective...
The Nats have only scored 2… 2 friggin runs in 7in
not bad….
but we should be able to do something with that, right?
Don’t jinx it
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
WOULD YOU JUST OVERREACT LIKE THE REST OF US ALREADY GEEZ
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on May 13, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
No, a major league offense should be able to do something with that.
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jinx?
it was fine until someone said “no”… I didn’t invite the 2+ runz… besides, the word “should” is not indefinite… it means ought to, but not necessarily… (see, I’m off the hook)
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 13, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
fyi: I have no idea what “not indefinite” means…
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 13, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Fan overheard on the radio
“Come on Dukes, strike out!”
Good advice, bro!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
PANDA!
Willingham is having a shitty series
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Well fuck.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Right now, I’m listening on the radio but have the tv on mute so I can glance over. It amuses me in such situations to get these remarks in before the play referenced shows up on tv. I CAN SEE THE FUTURE.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I blame KrazyKrabMeat.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Seriously
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK FUCKING BROKEN BAT GODDAMN HITS.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Another broken bat hit
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions
Now’s as good as any time to take a bathroom break, I suppose.
Judgment Day is coming
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I AM NO LONGER THE JINXER, KRAB IS
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
looks ’shopped
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on May 13, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Man
we need some offense. Zito deserves better than this.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
He shouldn’t have started the inning. These runs should be charged to Bochy.
by Lars The Wanderer on May 13, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
HE'S NOT MADE OF PORCELAIN
He’s made of hemp.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Imagine if you had said that to 2007 McCovey Chronicles
Your ass would be laughed at.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on May 13, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Game over
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Look at the sea of well-dressed white people with dorky haircuts!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Zito’s ERA all the way up to 3.89
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Rowand, Schierholtz, Holm
Out, Out, Out
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New Thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/5/13/874511/open-gameday-thread-5-13-part-iii
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
I just came in, had a work lunch...
and haven’t seen them play yet today. so i’ll assume the offense was waiting for me… and i’m here.
Dodgers fans eat their young.

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