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EVERYONE INTO NATTO’S THREAD
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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THREAD FIGHT!
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
hello self from an hour ago!
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
THIS INNING IS HORRIBLE.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
THIS THREAD SUCKS TOO
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
WHAT THE FUCK NEW THREAD
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
WTF
This is ridiculous – seeing eye singles, broken bats, etc etc.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
CHEAP ASS HITS ARE KILLING US
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Our best friend has turned on us at last.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
people must still be in the other thread!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 12, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
Or maybe just stopping watching this crap.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
The Nats are Giant-ing us to death.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
The sound of wheels falling off
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
I did watch it. First it started falling down. And then it fell down.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDING ME
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
DAMNIT ISHY!
WTFD!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
ok, that's it, I'm not watching this anymore
GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
This is unbelievable
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Not so unbelievable actually.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I GIVE UP. YOU FUCKHEADS
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
the nats didn’t get a clean single this whole inning.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Don’t need to.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
also, the ground attack is not as fun when you're not doing it D: D: D:
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
Just bean him
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
WAY TO GO HOWRY/BOCHY/ISHI
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
I would laugh
But my soul just died
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
FRIGGING HELL
Its hard to blame our bullpen when our defense shows idiocy like that.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
I finish dinner, it’s 5-1.
I get back from walking the dog, it’s 7-5.
:(
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE WALKING YOUR DOGS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Apparently, every time my dog pooped, the Nationals scored.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
You should make your dog poop when the Giants are hitting.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Well
at least the Nats bullpen sucks?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
That inning made me want to kill myself
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
Sure, the defense sucked
But the #1 force there was stupid freaking luck for the Nationals. It happens to every team from time to time.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
yeah but it sure hurts.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Oh, you're absolutely right there.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Seriously
Everything that could have gone wrong there, did.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I think so
Or limited it to 1 run. There’s no way Ishy could have.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Absolfuckinglutely. He was way the fuck in the right position.
Now whether it would have resulted in an out is another question. But he would have been where the ball was going no problem.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Ishii pushed Burris down and stole the ball from him, only to then drop it and let 2 runs score…
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 12, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Well , off in search of comfort porn.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
Now in graph form!

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
don't despair!
150 out of 1000 times this happens, we win! That’s almost a full season!
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
by Sammy Danger on May 12, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
In about 1 inning, we went from 80% chance to win to about 20%.
FUCK YES MOLINA
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Wow, remember when it was 5-1?
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Suddenly all this extra beer doesn't seem like such a waste after all.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Kip Wells?
I had no idea he was still in baseball.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Same thought here
Evidently he still sucks
I thought this game was in the bag UH
This is going to be a very fucking tough loss to swallow
Get on base or whatever
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
RUNS PLEASE
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
Bengie!
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
That’s 1!!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
BENGIE!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
At least we'll have a positive memory
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
money!!!!1
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
CASH CASH MONEY
I DON’T REGRET CONTINUING TO WATCH
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
MONEY EASES THE PAIN
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 12, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
Someone is trying to make this interesting
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Now they’re just Fuckin with us. Now it will be a 1 run loss
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
still love Airplane Tim Flannery
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 12, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Has anybody ever noticed that Andre the Giant is kinda ugly?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bengie Rules Everything Around Me
BREAM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Rally Classic Giant Gar

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
GET ON BASE OR WHATEVER
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Bochy put on the weak pop up sign.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
brb walkin the dog
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
sigh
Rowand’s up.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
please Scott please
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
i’m begging
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I miss 2000
When, at times like these, I would look at the lineup and try to figure out what it would take to get Bonds up just one more time.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
MORE LIKE POOPUP.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Aaron Rowand is terrible.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
seriously.
AJ esque. Thank you, Brian Sabean for your HTWG!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
He plays defense though.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Yeah, but only every half inning.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
mediocre to terrible defense
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
We signed him for his Gamer aura
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Yah
I need a new kid.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
MAKE AMENDS
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Rally Ishi

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
no
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
His chin is so dimply.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
He can feel that announcer’s eyes burning a hole in his head.
Judgment Day is coming
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Now we’ll never rally, thanks
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
eh, chances are we weren’t going to anyway…….
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 12, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Great
Cause of Bengie, they all tried to go deep. Results may vary
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Results may vary well not be of the HR variety
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 12, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m going to bed. Goodnight all.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
RURITE!?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I thought it was the 9th
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
Aweosme, the bullpen has to pitch again
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Oh..
….you’re lisa stevens.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
THAT’S RIGHT, SHANE
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 12, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm just pissed at Rowand there
WTF is he doing? He sucks so very very much. You can’t hit HR’s, at least try and get one base!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
The only guy we have who can get on base is sitting tonight.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Aurilia?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m expecting a Greenpeace boycott to stop the slaugher of poor bats any moment ago.
SFDugout.com is BACK! See the Top 50 Giants Prospects!
by BruteSentiment on May 12, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Reality check
We are losing to the Nationals. THE NATIONALS
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Oh, NOW he gets the quick hook? You suck Botch. Free Wotus NOW!!!
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 12, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
What are the odds the Giants get a baserunner in the bottom of the ninth? I say zero.
Judgment Day is coming
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I’ll take the under
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
I was going to say 8 pitches, 3 Ks, but Ishikawa just batted.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Bruce Bochy is just going to double switch the scores.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
He’ll realize later that switching them twice is one too many times to solve the problem.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
-0
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 12, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m looking forward to a Velez weak grounder.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 12, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT WAS A ONE PITCH FUCKING OUT KEEP HIM THE FUCK IN THE GAME ASSFACE
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
Would it change your mind if I observed that it was actually a two-pitch out?
by non sequitur on May 12, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
NO AND FUCK YOUR OBSERVATIONS TOO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDD
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants have driven howie insane. Or maybe it was me!
by non sequitur on May 12, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Heffeldt that it was time to be a dumbass.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes Bochy, your genius is now fully evident. Save Medders last night in a low leverage situation so you can use him tonight after the game is already lost. Make sure to burn your best reliever so far this year with a 4 run lead that needs only 1 out.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Bochy
making a shitty game worse.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
Man
This game just felt like we were rolling towards a victory, and than everything just kinda fell apart.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Nick Johnson and his shenanigans
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
I was watching it. First it started falling down. And then it fell down.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I will continue to quote (or misquote?) this. Because it perfectly conveys my feelings without all the shits and fucks.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Did someone just assault Lou Seal?
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
If so, I'm sorry I missed it
I need something entertaining right now.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
assault… what kind of assault? a clubbing?
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 12, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
They apeppered him too.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Bone!
SFDugout.com is BACK! See the Top 50 Giants Prospects!
by BruteSentiment on May 12, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
BONE!!!
You reading RASL?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I just finished rereading the one volume edition for the millionth time a couple days ago.
Judgment Day is coming
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He’s taking FOREVER to put out the individual issues. Like… one every four months or something.
I guess he can afford to take his time, though.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven’t had a chance to check out RASL yet. Maybe I’ll wait for the collection.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
Wow, this beer totally does not taste like it's 6.2% alcohol
Things are getting a bit fuzzy.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
SCORE AT LEAST ONE RUN
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Man, it sucks that Bochey put Medders in.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Man, it sucks that Bochey put Medders Howry in.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Dont worry!
We still have Pat Misch in the pen!
by Classy_Argonaut on May 12, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
That it worked out doesn’t make it any less maddening. It was a useless, sideways move that wasted another arm on a night when the bullpen came into the game stressed.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
What about method 3, resume drinking the moment you wake up?
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
I pooped earlier.
That was about it.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
RUNS PLEASE
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
NOW THE BATS WILL STOP BREAKING!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course Bochy pinch hits for Nate
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY CHERRY PIE

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
TAKE A GODDAMN PITCH
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
One thing is for sure
If the world ever has a shortage of shit, we can hook tubes up to Bochy’s ears, squeeze his head and have a limitless supply.
Fucking seriously
We need a run and we can only throw out Uribe, Aurilia, and Burriss
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
This inning will be over before I finish blinking.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 12, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
DON’T BLINK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
OH MY GOD STOP PINCH HITTING WITH THE WORST HITTERS ON THE TEAM
Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
Thanks for making me laugh and cry at the same time.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
I hate Bruce Bochy
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
SPECIFICALLY, THE SPOT WHERE THE SHORTSTOP PLAYS.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Damnit Richie
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Burriss get on BASE!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
/execute dingerz.exe
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
now would be a good time
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Top of the 8th
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Of you mean top 8th
then yes
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
This game is so sad
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Thank you, Burriss.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
holy shit
prolong the agony please I got nothin better to do
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
Way to get it started with 2
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
Now, will Bochy run him into a strike him out throw him out double play?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
BAD DEFENSE IS MY FRIEND
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
time for manny to steal a base
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Time for a steal
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
HOMER K THX
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
VERY NICE
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
nationlols!
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Okay, Edgar
Just get us one freaking single.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!
We’ll take it
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
It goes well with his two out DP question.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
IT COULD HAPPEN YOU SHUT UP TOO
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
GRAND SLAM TOUCHDOWN
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
NOW YOU’RE TALKING MY LANGUAGE
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Take a pitch, good job
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
That was close
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
Green light?
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Get the next guy up
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, he is
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
IT'S ALL UP TO PABLO NOWWWW
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
Cmon Pablito
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Nice plate appearance
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Panda! Panda! Panda!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
pablo... do what you gotta do
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Same as the last one Panda
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY PANDA!!!

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Hack
hackhackhack
Lets go Panda
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
I can't believe he took that.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Where was that?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
Get a good pitch
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Linerz!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
Pablo is stressing me out with his new approach at the plate.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
true story.
good or bad? ;P
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Seriously
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I keep waiting for him to fall over
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
That was the pitch to hit
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
That call was correct.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
PABLITO!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
PAAAABBBBBBBLOOOOOOOO!
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 12, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
PANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
HOLY MOLY!!!!!!
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
dsaghgt;k
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
FUCK YES!!!!
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
qeFBK
JQEBFKBQWKFBLJQEBFLbqofb!~!!!!1
by sadison bummedgarner on May 12, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
zz
Be the hero!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
MARRY ME PABLO SANDOVAL!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
IN AN ENTIRELY HETROSEXUAL WAY!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
HETEROSEXUAL MARRIAGE IS NOT ALLOWED IN CALIFORN...
wait… Nevermind. go for it.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
FUCK YES!!!!!

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
OH BABY OH BABY
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
PANDA MONIUM!
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Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions
This is awesome
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
BEST AB EVAR
EVAREVAREVAREVAREVAREVAREVAREVAREVAREVAREVAREVAREVAREVAREVAREVAREVAREVAREVAREVAREVAREVAREVAREVAR
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
HEY GUYS I JUST FINISHED WALKING MY DOG
WHAT HAPPENED
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
FOLLOWED BY HELMET FLIP!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Nats would probably take that batflip personal.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
NO. FUCKING. WAY. JKFJLIKAFLKNNKLNLKCVlMlmklj><CX M.,ZC,. ,MD saklzjQFJEWSAnkLZB<
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions
FROM SOOOOOO BAD TO SOOOOOO GOOD
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
WALK IT OFF YOU PIGFUCKERS!!!

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 12, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions
RICH AURILIA CONNECTION!
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 12, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
that was fucking awesome
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
WTF
I LOVE IT BUT WTF
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
Remember all that pessimism?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
No
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
NO YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome game
This team is waaaaay too much fun this year!
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?!?!??!!?!?!??
WELL DONE MY SON!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Fail
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
but it was a good one
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
it’ll be the ending that is remembered
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I still dont believe it
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Crazy WPA graph

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Me too
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
WIN!
LITERALLY!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on May 12, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Hell, we were down below 10% at one point in the 9th.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
After Aurilia?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Only 100%?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s going to be in the top 10 WPA plays this year.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
I think that's the most fun game I've watched since 2004
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
WALKOFF WIN!!!!

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
AWESOME
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.
by Speedforthewin on May 12, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
You know he would have pinch-hit Aurilia for Burriss too if he could have.
Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
Three back
we’re coming to get you, loldgers. KUNG FU PANDA MOTHERFUCKERS!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
Did anyone else piss themselves?
No? Just me?
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
I lizzed a bit.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
I am still in shock, honestly
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Did that really happen?
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
That. Was. Awesome.
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
This is the start of something good.
You watch.
When I saw Burriss was our last hope
I must admit I thought we were screwed. SO glad to be wrong!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I was right there with you. There is one thing about this team and it started about August of last year (around the time Pandamonium started) where no matter what happens to the Giants, I never feel like they are totally out of it, and they are SUCH A FUCKING BLAST TO WATCH.
THIS
PANDAAAA!!!!!!!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on May 12, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
Imagine being a Nats fan right now
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
It would be not unlike being a Giants fan for the last four years.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Imagine being a Nats fanright now
Fixed it.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Suck it, other team's fans!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on May 12, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
it almost feels mean, beating the Nats.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Seriously
holy shit that was so goddamned sweet.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I love DVR!
/watches again and again and again…
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions
The bat flip was PURE WIN
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on May 12, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
If I am in the Nats dugout that bat flip would piss me off. But screw them.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Now I’m going to watch The Host.
If this movie doesn’t suck, we’ll call it the best night ever.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
A walkoff that helps your team win...
…unlike the one you lose due to a scorer’s mistake?
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
PAHHHBBLLOOO!!!
I can’t say it enough
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
i like. have a paper to right....but i cant....i dont knwo what to do.....i wanna run around somewhere
by sadison bummedgarner on May 12, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
I can't remember the last walkoff HR
Someone look it up.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 12, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
Bengie had one last year I think
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
does this mean Pablo is exempt from all claims that he can’t hit with runners in scoring position?
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.
by Speedforthewin on May 12, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions
YS
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on May 12, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
For about a week.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 12, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Fred though, is still on the hook until HE hits a walk off HR.
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.
by Speedforthewin on May 12, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE WE WON THIS GAME
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Post-game loss chatter
I couldn’t bring myself to watch the end of this one. I hope that I didn’t miss anything.
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/5/12/873780/giants-win-giants-win-post-game

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