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BENGIE

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

EVERYONE INTO NATTO’S THREAD

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on May 12, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

THREAD FIGHT!

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 12, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

/throws giantsrainman

by Natto on May 12, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

hello self from an hour ago!

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 12, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS INNING IS HORRIBLE.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously, a walk and 3 cheap as fuck singles

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS THREAD SUCKS TOO

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK NEW THREAD

MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.

by Sammy Danger on May 12, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

This is ridiculous – seeing eye singles, broken bats, etc etc.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

CHEAP ASS HITS ARE KILLING US

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Our best friend has turned on us at last.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or maybe just stopping watching this crap.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Nats are Giant-ing us to death.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on May 12, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

The sound of wheels falling off

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I did watch it. First it started falling down. And then it fell down.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY ISHIKAWA YOU FUCKING IDIOT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDING ME

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMNIT ISHY!

WTFD!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishikawa!!!!!!

(oh wait)

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 12, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

ok, that's it, I'm not watching this anymore

GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY

MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.

by Sammy Danger on May 12, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

This is unbelievable

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Not so unbelievable actually.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I GIVE UP. YOU FUCKHEADS

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

the nats didn’t get a clean single this whole inning.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t need to.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like the Giants.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 12, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yet

They will still win

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, the ground attack is not as fun when you're not doing it D: D: D:

MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.

by Sammy Danger on May 12, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Just bean him

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

WAY TO GO HOWRY/BOCHY/ISHI

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I would laugh

But my soul just died

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

FRIGGING HELL

Its hard to blame our bullpen when our defense shows idiocy like that.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

travis ishikawa: GG first baseman

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I finish dinner, it’s 5-1.

I get back from walking the dog, it’s 7-5.

:(

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 12, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE WALKING YOUR DOGS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALL DOGS MUST STOPPED BEING WALKED IMMEDIATELY

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS YOUR FAULT

by Natto on May 12, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently, every time my dog pooped, the Nationals scored.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 12, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should make your dog poop when the Giants are hitting.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

sssssshhhhhh, I kinda mention something like earlier. It was 4-5.

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 12, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick EB punt the ball into the outfield

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Well

at least the Nats bullpen sucks?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

We couldn’t get a hit off of Julian Tavarez.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That inning made me want to kill myself

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Sure, the defense sucked

But the #1 force there was stupid freaking luck for the Nationals. It happens to every team from time to time.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah but it sure hurts.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was an incredibly crappy inning.

by non sequitur on May 12, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

JT Schmoe

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

My bad. I forgot to pay the BABIP bill. Dammit.

by Grant Brisbee on May 12, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

Everything that could have gone wrong there, did.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I think so

Or limited it to 1 run. There’s no way Ishy could have.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolfuckinglutely. He was way the fuck in the right position.

Now whether it would have resulted in an out is another question. But he would have been where the ball was going no problem.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Ishii pushed Burris down and stole the ball from him, only to then drop it and let 2 runs score…

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on May 12, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well , off in search of comfort porn.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Now in graph form!

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on May 12, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

crying

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This graph angers me.

by scout6 on May 12, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't despair!

150 out of 1000 times this happens, we win! That’s almost a full season!

MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.

by Sammy Danger on May 12, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

In about 1 inning, we went from 80% chance to win to about 20%.

FUCK YES MOLINA

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on May 12, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, remember when it was 5-1?

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Kip Wells?

I had no idea he was still in baseball.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought this game was in the bag UH

This is going to be a very fucking tough loss to swallow

by giants92388 on May 12, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh no we have to face the opposing team’s closer!

Oh wait the Giants can’t score anyway.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on May 12, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Get on base or whatever

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

How about home plate?

by Natto on May 12, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

RUNS PLEASE

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

QUICK, ASK AGAIN!

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on May 12, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

wooooooooooooo money

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

BIG MONEYYYYY!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie!

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 12, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s 1!!

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

BENGIE!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

CASH CASH MONEY

I DON’T REGRET CONTINUING TO WATCH

MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.

by Sammy Danger on May 12, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

MONEY EASES THE PAIN

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on May 12, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone is trying to make this interesting

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

HAPPYNESS!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 12, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Now they’re just Fuckin with us. Now it will be a 1 run loss

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Money-fightin’ Molina!

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on May 12, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON RANDY BACK TO BACK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

HACK

HACKHACKHACK

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 12, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

stay hot Classy please please please

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Has anybody ever noticed that Andre the Giant is kinda ugly?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 12, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everybody in the history of the world.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie Rules Everything Around Me

BREAM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

GET THE MONEY. DOLLA DOLLA BILL YALL

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winn Winn Randy

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on May 12, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Classic Giant Gar

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 12, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET ON BASE OR WHATEVER

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy put on the weak pop up sign.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

brb walkin the dog

MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.

by Sammy Danger on May 12, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

clearly

We need a Nats fan to go walk his dog.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

sigh

Rowand’s up.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

please Scott please

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

i’m begging

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bunt single

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that were a Nats player, it would have been a base hit.

by deuce deuce on May 12, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy Winn says, “Calm down guys.”

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I miss 2000

When, at times like these, I would look at the lineup and try to figure out what it would take to get Bonds up just one more time.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Now would be great to break outta your funk, Scott.

by scout6 on May 12, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

MORE LIKE POOPUP.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

dont say poop /holds stomach

by Classy_Argonaut on May 12, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaron Rowand is terrible.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously.

AJ esque. Thank you, Brian Sabean for your HTWG!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He plays defense though.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 12, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but only every half inning.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

mediocre to terrible defense

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

We signed him for his Gamer aura

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He won us the Dodgers game with that defense.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 12, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s cost us runs at other times with it too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

ORLY, like rite now

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yah

I need a new kid.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

These kids are not just for christmas.

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 12, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Pope shits in the woods

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAKE AMENDS

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on May 12, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

HIT A HR NOW

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Redemption time, Travis. His a 2-run solo homer.

by non sequitur on May 12, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishi redeem yourself

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

would be a GREAT time for Ishikawa’s first HR.

seriously. travis.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Ishi

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 12, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Stay hot Kid.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 12, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

no

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 12, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

His chin is so dimply.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does he look so nervous?

by scout6 on May 12, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can feel that announcer’s eyes burning a hole in his head.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I noticed this too

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now we’ll never rally, thanks

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh, chances are we weren’t going to anyway…….

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on May 12, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

you suck Travis.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Dunn!

Damn.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 12, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Great

Cause of Bengie, they all tried to go deep. Results may vary

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Results may vary well not be of the HR variety

by KrazyKrabMeat on May 12, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to bed. Goodnight all.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

MORE LIKE BAD NIGHT

by Natto on May 12, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

RURITE!?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I thought it was the 9th

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Aweosme, the bullpen has to pitch again

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh..

….you’re lisa stevens.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT’S RIGHT, SHANE

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on May 12, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just pissed at Rowand there

WTF is he doing? He sucks so very very much. You can’t hit HR’s, at least try and get one base!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Aurilia?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Late inning situation!!!

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 12, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

These bats are fucking ridiculous.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Made of plastique

by scout6 on May 12, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m expecting a Greenpeace boycott to stop the slaugher of poor bats any moment ago.

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by BruteSentiment on May 12, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Won’t someone please think of the children?!

by Natto on May 12, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reality check

We are losing to the Nationals. THE NATIONALS

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, NOW he gets the quick hook? You suck Botch. Free Wotus NOW!!!

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on May 12, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

What are the odds the Giants get a baserunner in the bottom of the ninth? I say zero.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll take the under

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 12, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

9 pitches

3 k’s

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to say 8 pitches, 3 Ks, but Ishikawa just batted.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bruce Bochy is just going to double switch the scores.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll realize later that switching them twice is one too many times to solve the problem.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

-0

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on May 12, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m looking forward to a Velez weak grounder.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on May 12, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT WAS A ONE PITCH FUCKING OUT KEEP HIM THE FUCK IN THE GAME ASSFACE

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Would it change your mind if I observed that it was actually a two-pitch out?

by non sequitur on May 12, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO AND FUCK YOUR OBSERVATIONS TOO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDD

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants have driven howie insane. Or maybe it was me!

by non sequitur on May 12, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORK BORK LEFTIES BORK BORK MATCHUPS BORK

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Boch pulling Affeldt?

by scout6 on May 12, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Heffeldt that it was time to be a dumbass.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes Bochy, your genius is now fully evident. Save Medders last night in a low leverage situation so you can use him tonight after the game is already lost. Make sure to burn your best reliever so far this year with a 4 run lead that needs only 1 out.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on May 12, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy

making a shitty game worse.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 12, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Well

He also helped to make it shitty

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man

This game just felt like we were rolling towards a victory, and than everything just kinda fell apart.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Nick Johnson and his shenanigans

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was watching it. First it started falling down. And then it fell down.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will continue to quote (or misquote?) this. Because it perfectly conveys my feelings without all the shits and fucks.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did someone just assault Lou Seal?

MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.

by Sammy Danger on May 12, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

If so, I'm sorry I missed it

I need something entertaining right now.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

assault… what kind of assault? a clubbing?

by KrazyKrabMeat on May 12, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

They apeppered him too.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

bad pun

/facepalm

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

How’d you get hts’s account, Goofus?

by Natto on May 12, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm. Maybe Kearns would be a good fit for this team.

by Grant Brisbee on May 12, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

He’d be 2nd on the team in home runs. With 3.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on May 12, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bone!

SFDugout.com is BACK! See the Top 50 Giants Prospects!

by BruteSentiment on May 12, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

BONE!!!

You reading RASL?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just finished rereading the one volume edition for the millionth time a couple days ago.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s taking FOREVER to put out the individual issues. Like… one every four months or something.

I guess he can afford to take his time, though.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t had a chance to check out RASL yet. Maybe I’ll wait for the collection.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, this beer totally does not taste like it's 6.2% alcohol

Things are getting a bit fuzzy.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

SCORE AT LEAST ONE RUN

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I’LL HAVE WHAT HE’S HAVING

by Natto on May 12, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, it sucks that Bochey put Medders in.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 12, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, it sucks that Bochey put Medders Howry in.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dont worry!

We still have Pat Misch in the pen!

by Classy_Argonaut on May 12, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That it worked out doesn’t make it any less maddening. It was a useless, sideways move that wasted another arm on a night when the bullpen came into the game stressed.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I pooped earlier.

That was about it.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

RUNS PLEASE

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate out, Uribe in

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by BruteSentiment on May 12, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS GAME IS OURS!

by Natto on May 12, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOW THE BATS WILL STOP BREAKING!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Veteran Savvy!

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on May 12, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course Bochy pinch hits for Nate

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY CHERRY PIE

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

TAKE A GODDAMN PITCH

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

One thing is for sure

If the world ever has a shortage of shit, we can hook tubes up to Bochy’s ears, squeeze his head and have a limitless supply.

by Sabean's_Folly on May 12, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

/facepalm

Aurilia and Uribe.

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re in for lots of fail.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking seriously

We need a run and we can only throw out Uribe, Aurilia, and Burriss

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on May 12, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This inning will be over before I finish blinking.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 12, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

DON’T BLINK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD STOP PINCH HITTING WITH THE WORST HITTERS ON THE TEAM

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on May 12, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for making me laugh and cry at the same time.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on May 12, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON’T FREAKING HIT ONE OF THOSE WEAK POP-UPS.

by non sequitur on May 12, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY

DONT SWING AT THAT

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Bruce Bochy

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

AURILIA HIT THAT RIGHT IN THE SPOT

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

SPECIFICALLY, THE SPOT WHERE THE SHORTSTOP PLAYS.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit Richie

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Burriss get on BASE!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

OH GOOD

BURRISS WILL SAVE US

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

/execute dingerz.exe

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on May 12, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

now would be a good time

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game was over at the top of the 9th, wasn’t it?

by scout6 on May 12, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Top of the 8th

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on May 12, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of you mean top 8th

then yes

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

no way

balldude has more range in the infield.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

can we trade aurillia for a balldude ball and a dude to be named at a later date?

Fixed

by scout6 on May 12, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game is so sad

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you, Burriss.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shit

prolong the agony please I got nothin better to do

MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.

by Sammy Danger on May 12, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to get it started with 2

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

BURRIS KIND OF DOESN’T SUCK!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Now, will Bochy run him into a strike him out throw him out double play?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAD DEFENSE IS MY FRIEND

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

time for manny to steal a base

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 12, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

MANNY BEGINS THE RALLY.

by non sequitur on May 12, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Third out will be Burriss caught stealing.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for a steal

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

WALK-OFF PLEASE, EDGAR.

by non sequitur on May 12, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

HOMER K THX

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on May 12, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

BEIMLOL

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

VERY NICE

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Beimlol

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 12, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

nationlols!

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 12, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, Edgar

Just get us one freaking single.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!

We’ll take it

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 12, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

GRAND SLAM RIGHT HERE PLZ

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It goes well with his two out DP question.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on May 12, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT COULD HAPPEN YOU SHUT UP TOO

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s giddy

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 12, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRAND SLAM TOUCHDOWN

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOW YOU’RE TALKING MY LANGUAGE

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

off the post

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 12, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for another clutch hit, Edgar.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

This guy throws funny. Kind of like a jerk.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

He is a former Dodger.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take a pitch, good job

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

That was close

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Green light?

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Get the next guy up

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Getting squeezed.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 12, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, he is

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m cool with that.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

HR plz

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

IT'S ALL UP TO PABLO NOWWWW

MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.

by Sammy Danger on May 12, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

PLEASANDOVAL

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Cmon Pablito

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice plate appearance

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda! Panda! Panda!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

pablo... do what you gotta do

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on May 12, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Same as the last one Panda

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY PANDA!!!

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 12, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Hack

hackhackhack

Lets go Panda

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 12, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

DO THE SAME THING YOU DID LAST AB

by Natto on May 12, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

PWNDA TIME

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 12, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON COME ON

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

How did he NOT swing at that pitch?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

not sure

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where was that?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda

watched a close one?

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 12, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

GO PANDA

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 12, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, the umps are begging us to win.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 12, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Get a good pitch

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Linerz!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo is stressing me out with his new approach at the plate.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

true story.

good or bad? ;P

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on May 12, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I keep waiting for him to fall over

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

EYE

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

oooh he wanted to swing at that one.

by scout6 on May 12, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

That was the pitch to hit

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

That call was correct.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

come on come on

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 12, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLITO!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

PAAAABBBBBBBLOOOOOOOO!

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on May 12, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

ADIOS

now way!

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 12, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on May 12, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY MOLY!!!!!!

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

dsaghgt;k

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on May 12, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES!!!!

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on May 12, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

qeFBK

JQEBFKBQWKFBLJQEBFLbqofb!~!!!!1

by sadison bummedgarner on May 12, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

zz

Be the hero!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD YES

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

MARRY ME PABLO SANDOVAL!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

IN AN ENTIRELY HETROSEXUAL WAY!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

HETEROSEXUAL MARRIAGE IS NOT ALLOWED IN CALIFORN...

wait… Nevermind. go for it.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 12, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES PANDA

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 12, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES!!!!!

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 12, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

This is now my favorite picture ever.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on May 12, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 12, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

OH BABY OH BABY

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on May 12, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FREAKING CRAP!!! HOLY FREAKING CRAP!!! HOLY FREAKING CRAP!!!

by non sequitur on May 12, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

winner!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is awesome

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on May 12, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by itlynstalyn on May 12, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

BEST AB EVAR

EVAREVAREVAREVAREVAREVAREVAREVAREVAREVAREVAREVAREVAREVAREVAREVAREVAREVAREVAREVAREVAREVAREVAREVAR

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES PABLO!!!!! HE KILLED THAT BALL!

by scout6 on May 12, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY GUYS I JUST FINISHED WALKING MY DOG

WHAT HAPPENED

MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.

by Sammy Danger on May 12, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

BAT FLIP, ASSHEADS!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

FOLLOWED BY HELMET FLIP!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nats would probably take that batflip personal.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s okay when the Giants do it

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 12, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO. FUCKING. WAY. JKFJLIKAFLKNNKLNLKCVlMlmklj><CX M.,ZC,. ,MD saklzjQFJEWSAnkLZB<

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

FROM SOOOOOO BAD TO SOOOOOO GOOD

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

WALK IT OFF YOU PIGFUCKERS!!!

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 12, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

RICH AURILIA CONNECTION!

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on May 12, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Charlie Brown?

by irwin on May 12, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

that was fucking awesome

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

I LOVE IT BUT WTF

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember all that pessimism?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 12, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

No

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on May 12, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever could you mean?

by scout6 on May 12, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome game

This team is waaaaay too much fun this year!

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on May 12, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

MAD PROPS

BURRISS RENTERIA AND PANDA

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

GIANTS: STILL UNDEFEATED WHEN SCORING FIRST!

by scout6 on May 12, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?!?!??!!?!?!??

WELL DONE MY SON!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 12, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

BEST. GAME. EVAR.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on May 12, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Fail

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

but it was a good one

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’ll be the ending that is remembered

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still dont believe it

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Crazy WPA graph

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on May 12, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

PWNED

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this graph better than the previous one.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on May 12, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIN!

LITERALLY!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 12, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

From 20 to OMGWINZ!!!

by scout6 on May 12, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell, we were down below 10% at one point in the 9th.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on May 12, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

After Aurilia?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on May 12, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only 100%?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s going to be in the top 10 WPA plays this year.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 12, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

AWESOME

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on May 12, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

Burriss Renteria Sandoval

CLUTCH

Bay Area Bruin.

by Yoyo on May 12, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

God I hope Boch was watching that.

by scout6 on May 12, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know he would have pinch-hit Aurilia for Burriss too if he could have.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on May 12, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

no doubt

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Three back

we’re coming to get you, loldgers. KUNG FU PANDA MOTHERFUCKERS!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 12, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

My thread wins!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Did anyone else piss themselves?

No? Just me?

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on May 12, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

Billy Ripken is a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on May 12, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lizzed a bit.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on May 12, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am still in shock, honestly

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

BeimLOL

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on May 12, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Best Sandoval AB ever? Selectivity for the win!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on May 12, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Did that really happen?

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablos interview hahaha

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 12, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

That. Was. Awesome.

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 12, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Beimel = The Biggest loser

by Squez on May 12, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

When I saw Burriss was our last hope

I must admit I thought we were screwed. SO glad to be wrong!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 12, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I was right there with you. There is one thing about this team and it started about August of last year (around the time Pandamonium started) where no matter what happens to the Giants, I never feel like they are totally out of it, and they are SUCH A FUCKING BLAST TO WATCH.

by scout6 on May 12, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

PANDAAAA!!!!!!!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 12, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

My heart. She hurts.

by scout6 on May 12, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Imagine being a Nats fan right now

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

It would be not unlike being a Giants fan for the last four years.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine being a Nats fan right now

Fixed it.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it, other team's fans!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 12, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rene Descartes would pose that if you were to follow this order you would cease to exist.

(Crappy joke about no Nats fans existing, “I think therefore I am”)

by scout6 on May 12, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I were a Nats fan, I imagine I would call the other Nats fan and discuss this epic failure over a stiff drink.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on May 12, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

it almost feels mean, beating the Nats.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 12, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

holy shit that was so goddamned sweet.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 12, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I love DVR!

/watches again and again and again…

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

The bat flip was PURE WIN

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 12, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I am in the Nats dugout that bat flip would piss me off. But screw them.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I’m going to watch The Host.

If this movie doesn’t suck, we’ll call it the best night ever.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s an awesome movie.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed, certainly one of the better monster movies to come out in a while

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 12, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a seriously awesome movie.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on May 12, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

A walkoff that helps your team win...

…unlike the one you lose due to a scorer’s mistake?

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

PAHHHBBLLOOO!!!

I can’t say it enough

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 12, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Yee-haw.

That is all.

Hum-baby!

by Danger on May 12, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Ya man Pablo was the hero but Burriss was certainly a HUGE help

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 12, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't remember the last walkoff HR

Someone look it up.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 12, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

i think it was bengie molina from last years home opening series

by superk1ng on May 12, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie had one last year I think

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 12, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

does this mean Pablo is exempt from all claims that he can’t hit with runners in scoring position?

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on May 12, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

YS

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 12, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

For about a week.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 12, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred though, is still on the hook until HE hits a walk off HR.

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on May 12, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE WE WON THIS GAME

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 12, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Post-game loss chatter

I couldn’t bring myself to watch the end of this one. I hope that I didn’t miss anything.

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/5/12/873780/giants-win-giants-win-post-game

by Grant Brisbee on May 12, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

9 runs for Cain

and he doesn’t get the win

by Link on May 12, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s just not as reliable as that new guy Zito

I like cheesecake.

by samlet on May 12, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

sweet

I'm talking about Mountain Dews baby.

by GSWhode on May 13, 2009 12:13 AM PDT reply actions  

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