Gameday Thread Part III

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i want to be that guy.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
who is it?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
an awesome dude with a cane
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
No description necessary
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
IT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Why
Everyone knows that’s Rowand
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
That guy could hit cleanup for the Giants
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 12, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
Pic = win
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
uh-oh dueling threads.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
Cain's at 72
could go 7 pretty reasonably.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Fresno is crushing it’s opponent once again. Jesus has 2 hits. Pucetas is dealing.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
The Nats catcher frames pitches terribly
That first pitch wasn’t that far off but the “ole” reception made it look awful.
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what could frandsen have said? (4th one down)
by sadison bummedgarner on May 12, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
/throws freshman
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
"He batted out of order! What, are you blind?"
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Weird he got run after Bowker batted.
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
probably barking from the dugout
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
The ump must have been a cat lover
The wuss
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Could be they’re just too slow to update it quick enough? He got tossed after the strikeout?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
He struck out swinging, hard to argue that third strike.
by paboperfecto on May 12, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Molina Fail
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
Bengie is looking
well, like Bengie.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Apparently, the Bengie that walks is Bad Bengie.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Bengie got a walk today. He doesn’t need to do anything else.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
he also scored from first on a ball in triple’s alley
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not sure which of those facts is more shocking.
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as shocking as a Bengie triple
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, he cured cancer in the top of the third.
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Third most shocking
AT BEST
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Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Start a classy 1-out rally, Wynn
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
woof
he just hit that too well.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
That was a very nice AB. Didn’t work out right, but still great.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
seconded
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Gamer
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Rowand
is still pissing me off. Take a pitch.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
He is really looking bad so far this year. No command at all at the plate. I am so sick of watching him pull pitch after pitch on the outside corner and rolling it weakly to the shortstop.
Dude needs to figure it out; he’s making too much money to not do something about his performance.
just a sambple of carbon-based wastage
nice
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Aw man, my clipboard still had that stupid hadroncollider link. What the fuck, ctrl+c not working for some reason?
I didn’t even know about the fail until after I was done poopin’.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
I hope you've learned your lesson
So you can tell me what it is.
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It doesn’t matter how many squares it take. ALWAYS wipe until it comes back clean.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, that’s kind of gross.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Good advice… but still.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Never piss into the wind.
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
I thought that was with the wind.
Well, this explains A LOT.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
It’d be more gross not to do that.
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POOOOOOOP!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
freezecam is cool
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
Rocket back up the vein
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
Guess they’re planning on getting phlebotomized.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
well, it’s like a play on Kerns nectar, the fruit juice. But since it’s a neck turd, he’s a shit head.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on May 12, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa whoa whoa. This cannot be real.
I see Bengie Molina walks, then SCORES FROM FIRST ON A DOUBLE!
Very funny guys. how has the game really been?
PEDRO FELIZ WALKED NINE TIMES.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
MATT!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Wow
That’s been a strike often tonight
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
FINISH HIM
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
6 IP, 2 ER for Chan Ho Park against the Dodgers.
That really warms the heart.
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The Nationas are large
I love this approach. Some try to build a team out of great hitters. Some try to build one out of great all-around athletes. Some build from pitching and defense. And some organizations have a single postseason appearance in their entire history and say, “What the heck. Let’s just run a bunch of huge guys out there and see what happens.”
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Oh, they're quite tall, too
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
If a football game breaks out, they are all set.
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Unfortunately for the Nationals, this game is not being played in Colorado.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
HEY GUYS WE NEED TO COMMENT LOTS SO WE CAN GET TO THE NEXT THREAD.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
Why
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
would
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
you
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
say
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
that?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Oh… no reason.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
what
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
what
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Ugly sighting
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Jullian Tavares?
Really? I didn’t know he was even in the game still.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Neither did he.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Really? I didn’t know he was even in the game alive still.
/fixed.
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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Familial resemblence?


Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
MATT
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
That Tavarez quote still makes me laugh:
“Why did I sign with the Nationals?” Tavarez said told a group of reporters. “When you go to a club at 4 in the morning, and you’re just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J. Lo. And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right here. It’s 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. So, Nationals: Jennifer Lopez to me.”
“I would like to be a starter, but it’s like my father said: ‘You want Jennifer Lopez, but does she want you? No.’ You just take whatever she is giving to you. So I just take whatever they give to me,” Tavarez said. “They give to me as a long man, I take it as a long man. Set up man, I take it. Starter, I take it. I can do whatever.”
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
lol
fantastic, hadn’t seen that.
“blahblah i take it, blahblah i take it, blahblah i take it”
just a sambple of carbon-based wastage
bla bla bla J Lo bla bla bla J Lo bla bla bla J Lo
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 12, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain: maybe not actually that bad.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Let’s not jump to any hasty conclusions here.
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I liked the spin, Renty
That was fun
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
It took Amy G quite a large effort to say Bumgarner.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
that’s a big word for her
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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
In which I nitpick
Is anybody else annoyed by the “Asian Heritage Week” ad? Kruk says, “…celebrate the Asian culture.” As if there was only one! What the heck? There are more than two billion people there! They don’t share a single culture!
Grrr…
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Well, they do technically have different nights for each different culture, don’t they?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
They do
And I’m sure I’m being quite unfair and that Kruk probably just misread his copy.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
You don’t get to talk until you get a Night.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet the uzbekistanians get no love during that week.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on May 12, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Their potassium is far inferior to the Kazakh potassium.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Uzbeks
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on May 12, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
ALL THEIR WATER COMES FROM KYRGYZSTAN AND THEY SHOULD BE GRATEFUL
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come to ballpark and get loaded on Irish Night!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't need an Irish Night to do that!
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Much less two!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Would like to see an XBH from Ishikawa.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
vintage Ishi
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Yup
that’s Ishi’s pitch – breaking ball in the dirt (not even away)
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
There’s that low-and-in curve that Ishikawa can’t handle.
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Nate
is not having a good day at all….
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Nate’s bats must hate him.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Nate hates rain forests.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
Nate Schierholtz needs to stop using shitty bats.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
all of his wood rotted with him on the bench…
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 12, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Nate Schierholtz needs to stop using shitty bats.getting sawed-off.
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s an ice-the-thumbs night for him
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Nate’s bats rotted from lack of use. he needs a new order.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
Cain just wanted to pitch again.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
t-t-t-t-t-tap
tap
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Dishwasher and microwave safe!
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Dishwasher, Microwave, and SlapChop Safe!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Dry it with a Shamwow!
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it JuiceTiger safe?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
That’s what I thought too. And I figured it was Howwie posting.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Well, I never!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Tap tap tap it in.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
you rang?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I’ll stay up for another half-inning.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I was really tired at work today after staying up until 1:30 last night, but I think I’ll stay up until at least 1 or so again today. D:
I can’t wait until I’m back in Pacific Time.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Me too. July 3!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
week from tomorrow!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Saturday!
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT A DAY!
GROOVIN ALL WEEK WITH YOU
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
LUCKY!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Also, graduation on Monday? Congrats!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Of course, then I’ll be working at the hospital, so 7pm starts might be too early for me.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I had no idea Cintron was still a MLB’er
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
same here
I thought he vanished along with all of the other Diamondbacks from that era.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 12, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s still wandering left field looking for that ball.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Alex Cintron?
he’s still around?
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Matt: “Get the F off my dish Alex!”
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
So
is it wierd that Matt seems to be giving up that hit up the middle again and again?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Better that than the one right up and over the wall that Randy is so fond of giving up.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
So..
The K zone isn’t good for bleachers? I’d rather sit there than View Reserved.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Nice play Nate.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Nice play
by Nate there. He needed a break.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
nice play, Nate!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
Get out of this with a groundball.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
Someone just headed down.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Affeldt
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Flem also said Howry.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I only pay attention to my son
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Rags: Hey Matty, stop doing that….
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 12, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
Good time for Cain to have this start. Bullpen innings seem to be getting up there, especially for one that’s underperforming in many ways.
A championship team needs pitching like this. I think Matt Cain is great, and I hope he stays a Giant for a long time.
Or just trade him for that fat Fielder guy over in Milwaukee.
just a sambple of carbon-based wastage
GEE THANKS A LOT
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I BLAME YOU
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
This is why you wait until after he’s finished pitching.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
This is on you.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
お前の所為!
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
WOW
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
shit
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Oh fuck.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
SHIT
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
ARGH
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
ummm
FUCK
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
Wow. Just Wow
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
fuck
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
That was just well hit
I thought Cain threw a decent pitch
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
That looked like Johnson had the sign
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Seriously, he was on that like white on rice.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
And it was not an easy location at all.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
After he fell behind, everyone knew a fastball was coming.
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
But down and away? It's hard to hit even when you know it's coming.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Oh come on, be fair now. I’m not on rice that hard.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
RENTERIA IZ TIPPING PITCHES
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
by Sammy Danger on May 12, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
A-Rod sent Johnson a text
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
A-Rod: “hey honey, how are you? wanna wear the leopard print tonight?”
A-Rod: “oh shi missend”
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Wow, nice play Panda!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Cain’s ERA just jumped from 2.45 to 3.05
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
Miller’s saying Johnson just hit a good pitch :\
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Indeed, it was a a good pitch.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
yeah it really was
Can’t blame Matty too much there.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Panda
Ranges left. Trouble getting it out of his glove. Arm makes up for it. Ishi stretch. Out. Nice play
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
couldent it just have been like a double or sumthin
by sadison bummedgarner on May 12, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
Alrighty folks. It’s been great, but it’s beddy time for cornball. Night everybody.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Dallas McPherson?
Randomly looking at the Giants’ minor league rosters while watching the game. I liked the Dallas McPherson signing, but can’t seem to find him anywhere on the roster…what happened to him?
I thought he was going to extended spring training
by the way, Jesus is having another good game tonight last I checked.
HeyeverrybuddyhowboutthemPHILLIES!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
Check Feliz’s line:
0/0 1R. 4BB
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
Neftali Feliz?
I thought he had better control.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Bright side?
The Johnson HR was just burned into Sabean’s mind. When Johnson’s starting at 1b the last week of July, we’ll have that moment to thank.
GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
That's the bright side?
What’s the dark side? The HR is burned into Sabean’s brain and he runs Cain over with the team bus?
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Tavarez? I forgot he still played
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
we can score off of Tavarez, right?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
we = the Giants?
no.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Hit Burriss 8th again
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
burris gotta go
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Julian Tavarez is still pitching
Incredible.
What, Joe Klink wasn’t available?
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 12, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
Base runners!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
I love Tavarez. The dude's INSANE.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
This game is too close for my tastes.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
it was too close for my tastes at 5-1
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
It is extremely difficult to be a Giant’s fan
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Get hits and stuff
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
You’re telling me!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on! hit it where they ain’t!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
still
Affeldt got the night of last night, but this is scary.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Yank one Panda
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
Just one panda?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Two if your in the mood.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
damn delay
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
NATIONALOLS
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
NOOOOOOOOO
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
OH FUCK
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
WTF NO
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
oh noes
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 12, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
Shit
Is he okay?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
OH SHIT!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
fuck
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
THAT SUCKS. In more ways then one. More bad luck
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
omg that was frightening.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
That being said
watching Pablo try and score a triple…. worth price of admission.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
tripped over the baseline
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
SNIPER IN THE STANDS GOT HIM
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
Flem says he thinks he’s ok, how does it look on the TV?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
he’s fine. And hard to stay mad at the little guy.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on May 12, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Sandoval is okay
More embarrassed than anything.
SFDugout.com is BACK! See the Top 50 Giants Prospects!

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
by j14 on May 12, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
yes
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 12, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
He probably stayed down because he accidentally swallowed some of that chew and thought it was going to come back up.
Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!
by GiantsFanInExile on May 12, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
what?
what the hell happened i’ve got no radio or tv, just damn gameday
almost tripled but tripped between 2nd and 3rd
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Panda hit one into triple’s alley and then faceplanted after rounding 2nd base. he was tagged out. no injury. he just tripped on his own feet.
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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo Sandoval hit a flock of Geese on his non-stop flight to third base. Then the flight stopped.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
don’t know why that g is big….
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
It looked from my angle like he tripped on the grassline by second base.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
hit one into Tripper’s Alley
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Bob Howry
he of the 5.79 home ERA
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.
by Speedforthewin on May 12, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope the good bullpen shows up
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Did we sign one?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright..
This is good night. Don’t let Howwie blow the game.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
HOWRY!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
What the hell, I go walk the dog and now it’s 4-5. Howry is pitching. WTF?
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
HOW DARE YOU WALK YOUR DOG
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Cain gave up teh dingerz
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Ooof
Zimmerman got that call all night.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
“We’ve switched their gourmet pine tar with Taster’s Choice. Let’s see if they can tell the difference.”
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Just saw Sandoval
That was hilarious, until he stayed down, then scary, then hilarious again. hahaha.
STFD KEARNS!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
STFD
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Nice pitch, Bobby!
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
nice
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
STFD
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
good one
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD, JOANNA KEARNS!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
Tough call
But I’m not sure it was wrong.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Dude, Howry is getting squeezed
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
HOWRY!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
FINISH HIM
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
unofficially retired number
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Just saw the JKearns K
So sweet.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
Its Willie Harris
you don’t really need to pitch around
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Ah, the eternal battle between need and want.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Ball 3 looks like a strike on Gameday.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
LIKE FRESH RIPE ORANGED AMIRITE?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
ORANGES DAMMIT
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
damnit
Howry, you can’t walk Harris. He’s WILLIE FRIGGING HARRISQ!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
He can’t believe it either.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Dunno
I’m holding out for an icon on the edge of the night.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
it's gonna be strong
it’s gotta be soon
It’s gotta be larger than life
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Imogen Heap does a great version of the song
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
She didn’t do it when I saw her. :(
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
frowny face
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Let me sleep on it.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Wrong song
But, coincidentally, written by the same man.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
+1
SFDugout.com is BACK! See the Top 50 Giants Prospects!
by BruteSentiment on May 12, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
never not funny
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
AN AMERICAN ICON!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Just steal somebody else’s.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I could see that Willingham got too much under it and Kuip still scared me.
by non sequitur on May 12, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
SOARING flyball
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
JEEBUS KUIP SCARED ME
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
whoa
that looked for a second like we just blew the game.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
crap
willingham is up, I am officially scared
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.
I need to go change my shorts...
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
PROTIP
DONT LEAVE HANGERS
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
My closet is so fucked.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
NO
WIRE
HANGERS
EVER!!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
You have to keep a few around for use in garment bags.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Except wire - to - wire cliffhangers.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
HOWRY!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
STRIKE THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT!
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.
by Speedforthewin on May 12, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone please post that he got him
i’m tired of watching.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
wut is
the attendance at that a’s game
by sadison bummedgarner on May 12, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
Seeing-eye 22-hopper
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
+1
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.
by Speedforthewin on May 12, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
This is Howry lose it
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
I WAS TOLD THAT WE STOPPED ALL THE TORTURE!! DAMN LIES!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Why don't I see a 38 up in the bullpen?
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tasteless .38 reference
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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I am confused.
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bang - bang play
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by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a reference to the caliber, no?
I’m sorry, I’m just not getting it.
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aw shoot guys your killing me here
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by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn
Can’t blame Howry for that. Was hoping we could give Affeldt the night off here.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I am sick and tired of these motherfuckin nationals on these motherfuckin basepaths!
by Classy_Argonaut on May 12, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
Why is Affeldt just now getting up?
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
he was tired and took a nap
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.
by Speedforthewin on May 12, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
They may have wanted to save him for the 9th
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
had to go feed his chin gerbil
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 12, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
He only took the pill about a half hour ago. What do you expect?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Howry get ourselves into these situations?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
fuck Howry
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
FFS HOWRY
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
DAMNIT!
HOWRY!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I hate you Bob
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
Shit, 3 dinky singles.
Stupid Giants.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
$#**(&^$$^&()%#$%&^&$$
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
wow
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t even know how I did the boxy thing.
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
@ signs.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Botch: I think I’ll leave Howry in for a couple more batters………
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 12, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
wow
that was ball belt high over the middle of the plate
by sadison bummedgarner on May 12, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
so um I'm really angry guys
I dislike this result for the San Fransisco Giants baseball team.
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
FUCK
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.
BOUT TIME HUH BOCH
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Specfreakingtacular
They’re playing with a horseshoe in their nether regions. Given tenth percentile luck this inning would be over. I don’t really blame Howry. This stuff is ridiculous.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Ronnie Belliard?!
again?!
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 12, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
I guess it’s nice that that’s the first time Cain got Cain’d this season?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Extra Innings at best
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Remember when Matt Cain gave up that three-run homer? That might have helped get us into this situation.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
So did the fourteen or fifteen two-strike pitches that were called balls
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Let’s all blame the umpires.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
That's only a small part of it
I can’t get pissed off at the Giants. Basically everybody has been making their pitches, and the game is tied because of a bunch of close calls, broken bats, and one awesome swing by Nick Johnson. It’s not like someone pulled a Sanchez.
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Might.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Sigh
Howry hasn’t been great, but 2 singles that could both have been outs? That’s rough.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Blah I’m going to sleep.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
GUYS THERE WERE TOO MANY DOUBLE SWITCH OPTIONS SWIRLING IN MY HEAD TO PULL HOWRY! SORRRR-RYY!
xoxo
Bruce Bochy, Mnanager
i laughed.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
So this is garbage
Tomorrow I’m going to see Wolverine after work. Looking forward to it.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
AFFELDT!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
God damn bullpen
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions

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