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i want to be that guy.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

who is it?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 12, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

an awesome dude with a cane

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

No description necessary

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 12, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

No caption?

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by groug on May 12, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

IT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why

Everyone knows that’s Rowand

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 12, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you can’t hit him try hitting with him.

by beat_la415 on May 12, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That guy could hit cleanup for the Giants

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on May 12, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Pic = win

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

uh-oh dueling threads.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn you Natto! Howwie knows what I mean.

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain's at 72

could go 7 pretty reasonably.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet!

we got zimmerman to pop up!

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on May 12, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that’s a terrible idea too Natto.

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Fresno is crushing it’s opponent once again. Jesus has 2 hits. Pucetas is dealing.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

The Nats catcher frames pitches terribly

That first pitch wasn’t that far off but the “ole” reception made it look awful.

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by antinous on May 12, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn't know

Grissom was the Nats first base coach.

by BucksForever on May 12, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’M KEVIN F’N FRANDSEN

by Natto on May 12, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

/throws freshman

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird he got run after Bowker batted.

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably barking from the dugout

Bonds stands alone.

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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ump must have been a cat lover

The wuss

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 12, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could be they’re just too slow to update it quick enough? He got tossed after the strikeout?

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He struck out swinging, hard to argue that third strike.

by paboperfecto on May 12, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I struck out reading, hard to put that much effort into it.

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I seriously want to know.

We should email Baggs. He loves this sort of thing and I bet he could find out easy.

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 12, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lou Santangelo?
Oh gawd, not another one.

by Merope on May 12, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina Fail

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie is looking

well, like Bengie.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

he did walk though

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently, the Bengie that walks is Bad Bengie.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie got a walk today. He doesn’t need to do anything else.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

he also scored from first on a ball in triple’s alley

Bonds stands alone.

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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure which of those facts is more shocking.

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by groug on May 12, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

as shocking as a Bengie triple

Bonds stands alone.

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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Third most shocking

AT BEST

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by groug on May 12, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

i actually think watching sandoval run may be more amusing than watching bengie. and i never thought anyone’d ever be more amusing than bengie. both, however, proud graduates of the doug mirabelli school of baserunning.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on May 12, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Start a classy 1-out rally, Wynn

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

woof

he just hit that too well.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a very nice AB. Didn’t work out right, but still great.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

seconded

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 12, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Rowand

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Gamer

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 12, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh inning

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand

is still pissing me off. Take a pitch.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

He is really looking bad so far this year. No command at all at the plate. I am so sick of watching him pull pitch after pitch on the outside corner and rolling it weakly to the shortstop.

Dude needs to figure it out; he’s making too much money to not do something about his performance.

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 12, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Space elevators are way better.

by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks for the update i was about to turn to the game. Don’t need to see the score now.

by beat_la415 on May 12, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw man, my clipboard still had that stupid hadroncollider link. What the fuck, ctrl+c not working for some reason?

I didn’t even know about the fail until after I was done poopin’.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope you've learned your lesson

So you can tell me what it is.

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by groug on May 12, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn’t matter how many squares it take. ALWAYS wipe until it comes back clean.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, that’s kind of gross.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good advice… but still.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never piss into the wind.

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was with the wind.

Well, this explains A LOT.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope it still doesn’t explain anything, just another piece of evidence.

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’d be more gross not to do that.

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by groug on May 12, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

POOOOOOOP!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

freezecam is cool

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Rocket back up the vein

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Guess they’re planning on getting phlebotomized.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kearns neck turd

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on May 12, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

What does that mean?

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 12, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, it’s like a play on Kerns nectar, the fruit juice. But since it’s a neck turd, he’s a shit head.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on May 12, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

ohhhh

i like that. it made me lol

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 12, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa whoa whoa. This cannot be real.

I see Bengie Molina walks, then SCORES FROM FIRST ON A DOUBLE!

Very funny guys. how has the game really been?

by scout6 on May 12, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

PEDRO FELIZ WALKED NINE TIMES.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

That’s been a strike often tonight

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 12, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

6 IP, 2 ER for Chan Ho Park against the Dodgers.

That really warms the heart.

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by groug on May 12, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

My cockles are happy.

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Nationas are large

I love this approach. Some try to build a team out of great hitters. Some try to build one out of great all-around athletes. Some build from pitching and defense. And some organizations have a single postseason appearance in their entire history and say, “What the heck. Let’s just run a bunch of huge guys out there and see what happens.”

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY GUYS WE NEED TO COMMENT LOTS SO WE CAN GET TO THE NEXT THREAD.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Why

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

would

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

you

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

say

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

that?

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh… no reason.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

what

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 12, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

what

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 12, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

But this one’s so nice!

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by groug on May 12, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugly sighting

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 12, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Jullian Tavares?

Really? I didn’t know he was even in the game still.

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Neither did he.

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
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by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, and he’s still a jerk

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 12, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? I didn’t know he was even in the game alive still.

/fixed.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Familial resemblence?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

That Tavarez quote still makes me laugh:

“Why did I sign with the Nationals?” Tavarez said told a group of reporters. “When you go to a club at 4 in the morning, and you’re just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J. Lo. And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right here. It’s 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. So, Nationals: Jennifer Lopez to me.”
“I would like to be a starter, but it’s like my father said: ‘You want Jennifer Lopez, but does she want you? No.’ You just take whatever she is giving to you. So I just take whatever they give to me,” Tavarez said. “They give to me as a long man, I take it as a long man. Set up man, I take it. Starter, I take it. I can do whatever.”

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by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

beer googles FTW

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 12, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

fantastic, hadn’t seen that.

“blahblah i take it, blahblah i take it, blahblah i take it”

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 12, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

bla bla bla J Lo bla bla bla J Lo bla bla bla J Lo

by KrazyKrabMeat on May 12, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

/swedish chef bork picture

by scout6 on May 12, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: maybe not actually that bad.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s not jump to any hasty conclusions here.

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by groug on May 12, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the spin, Renty

That was fun

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 12, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Tavarez LOL

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, this chick has NO idea who these guys are.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on May 12, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

It took Amy G quite a large effort to say Bumgarner.

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s a big word for her

Bonds stands alone.

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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

In which I nitpick

Is anybody else annoyed by the “Asian Heritage Week” ad? Kruk says, “…celebrate the Asian culture.” As if there was only one! What the heck? There are more than two billion people there! They don’t share a single culture!

Grrr…

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, they do technically have different nights for each different culture, don’t they?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

They do

And I’m sure I’m being quite unfair and that Kruk probably just misread his copy.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t even get me started…

by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t get to talk until you get a Night.

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet the uzbekistanians get no love during that week.

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by lyricalkiller on May 12, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Evgeni Nabokov demands KAZAKH HERITAGE NIGHT!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their potassium is far inferior to the Kazakh potassium.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uzbeks

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on May 12, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALL THEIR WATER COMES FROM KYRGYZSTAN AND THEY SHOULD BE GRATEFUL

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by groug on May 12, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WOULDN’T TRUST IT SO I’D DRINK BEER

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

come to ballpark and get loaded on Irish Night!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Much less two!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would like to see an XBH from Ishikawa.

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Believe Ishikawa will toe the rubber next week now.

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

vintage Ishi

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by j14 on May 12, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

that’s Ishi’s pitch – breaking ball in the dirt (not even away)

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Curveballs: Ishikawa’s greatest enemy

by Natto on May 12, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s that low-and-in curve that Ishikawa can’t handle.

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by groug on May 12, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate

is not having a good day at all….

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by Aadik on May 12, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate’s bats must hate him.

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by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate hates rain forests.

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Nate Schierholtz needs to stop using shitty bats.

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by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

all of his wood rotted with him on the bench…

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by Little Napoleon on May 12, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate Schierholtz needs to stop using shitty bats.getting sawed-off.

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by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s an ice-the-thumbs night for him

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by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate making the most of his first start in awhile.

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate’s bats rotted from lack of use. he needs a new order.

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain just wanted to pitch again.

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by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

t-t-t-t-t-tap

tap

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

With italics, that looks like fap.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that too

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by groug on May 12, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dishwasher Safe!

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dishwasher and microwave safe!

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by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dishwasher, Microwave, and SlapChop Safe!

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dry it with a Shamwow!

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by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it JuiceTiger safe?

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by cornball on May 12, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. But Cock Sauce Safe it is not.

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I thought too. And I figured it was Howwie posting.

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I never!

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by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tap tap tap it in.

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by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

you rang?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’ll stay up for another half-inning.

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by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I was going to say one more inning for me.

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was really tired at work today after staying up until 1:30 last night, but I think I’ll stay up until at least 1 or so again today. D:

I can’t wait until I’m back in Pacific Time.

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. July 3!

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When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 12, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

week from tomorrow!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saturday!

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by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT A DAY!

GROOVIN ALL WEEK WITH YOU

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LUCKY!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 12, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, graduation on Monday? Congrats!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
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by cornball on May 12, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes! Thanks! I need to pick up my cap and gown tomorrow.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, then I’ll be working at the hospital, so 7pm starts might be too early for me.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
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by cornball on May 12, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get Nieves out this time.

by non sequitur on May 12, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

we got nieves out!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I had no idea Cintron was still a MLB’er

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by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

same here

I thought he vanished along with all of the other Diamondbacks from that era.

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by rightcenterfielder on May 12, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

First hit of the year lol

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zimmerman out. I think so, at least. Though Kuip said “Willingham” was out.

by non sequitur on May 12, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s still wandering left field looking for that ball.

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by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alex Cintron?

he’s still around?

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by j14 on May 12, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt: “Get the F off my dish Alex!”

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Matt

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain is a generous guy.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

So

is it wierd that Matt seems to be giving up that hit up the middle again and again?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Better that than the one right up and over the wall that Randy is so fond of giving up.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 12, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

So..

The K zone isn’t good for bleachers? I’d rather sit there than View Reserved.

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

nope

I checked. I’d never sit in the VR’s; you can always buy scalper seats fairly cheap.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

poop

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play Nate.

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate!!!

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on May 12, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play

by Nate there. He needed a break.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

nice play, Nate!

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Get out of this with a groundball.

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

All right, enough screwing around. End this, Matthew.

by non sequitur on May 12, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmmm….anyone up in the pen?

by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone just headed down.

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt

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by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flem also said Howry.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only pay attention to my son

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by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howry and Affeldt

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems to me

TRADE CAIN FOR FIELDER

DINGERZ GINATS BRASSSSS

by Giant Voodoo on May 12, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Double play, please.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Rags: Hey Matty, stop doing that….

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by Little Napoleon on May 12, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

ground ball please

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Good time for Cain to have this start. Bullpen innings seem to be getting up there, especially for one that’s underperforming in many ways.

A championship team needs pitching like this. I think Matt Cain is great, and I hope he stays a Giant for a long time.

Or just trade him for that fat Fielder guy over in Milwaukee.

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 12, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

god fucking damnit.

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 12, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

GEE THANKS A LOT

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I BLAME YOU

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why you wait until after he’s finished pitching.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is on you.

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by antinous on May 12, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

お前の所為!

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by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Johnson

all too familiar with things that break

by Giant Voodoo on May 12, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Matt. Pleeeeease.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

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by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Christ.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

shit

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 12, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh fuck.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 12, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

ARGH

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by antinous on May 12, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

ummm

FUCK

MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.

by Sammy Danger on May 12, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

BLAUGH

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. Just Wow

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

shoot

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 12, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Monday-to-Friday Cain

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on May 12, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, still winning.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Zimmerman’s up though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

So much for the quality start.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 12, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA CAIN

I KNEW YOU SUCKED!

by Giant Voodoo on May 12, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Geez louise

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

That was just well hit

I thought Cain threw a decent pitch

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Grip flashed the HR sign :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, he was on that like white on rice.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 12, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh come on, be fair now. I’m not on rice that hard.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

RENTERIA IZ TIPPING PITCHES

MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.

by Sammy Danger on May 12, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

A-Rod sent Johnson a text

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

A-Rod: “hey honey, how are you? wanna wear the leopard print tonight?”
A-Rod: “oh shi missend”

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by antinous on May 12, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, nice play Panda!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 12, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain’s ERA just jumped from 2.45 to 3.05

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Miller’s saying Johnson just hit a good pitch :\

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Indeed, it was a a good pitch.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 12, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah it really was

Can’t blame Matty too much there.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda

Ranges left. Trouble getting it out of his glove. Arm makes up for it. Ishi stretch. Out. Nice play

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 12, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

So have we got a pool going for the date/inning the Giants hit their next home run?

by Merope on May 12, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

2011?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lets get some insurance boys

by ACgiant97 on May 12, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

okay LET’S GET THEM BACK!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

no

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

request denied

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alrighty folks. It’s been great, but it’s beddy time for cornball. Night everybody.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 12, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Fiddlesticks

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Send Cain back out for the eighth. He’s not made of cloisonne!

by non sequitur on May 12, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Dallas McPherson?

Randomly looking at the Giants’ minor league rosters while watching the game. I liked the Dallas McPherson signing, but can’t seem to find him anywhere on the roster…what happened to him?

by angryseals on May 12, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

back spasms or something

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he was going to extended spring training

by the way, Jesus is having another good game tonight last I checked.

by joe t on May 12, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

HeyeverrybuddyhowboutthemPHILLIES!

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Check Feliz’s line:
0/0 1R. 4BB

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 12, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neftali Feliz?

I thought he had better control.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bright side?

The Johnson HR was just burned into Sabean’s mind. When Johnson’s starting at 1b the last week of July, we’ll have that moment to thank.

by KCE on May 12, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

GIANTS BRASS!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the bright side?

What’s the dark side? The HR is burned into Sabean’s brain and he runs Cain over with the team bus?

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

right… that’ll teach him!

by KrazyKrabMeat on May 12, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tavarez? I forgot he still played

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

we can score off of Tavarez, right?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

we = the Giants?

no.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, some us probably could. The Giants though…

by scout6 on May 12, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hit Burriss 8th again

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

burris gotta go

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

iawtc

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Julian Tavarez is still pitching

Incredible.

What, Joe Klink wasn’t available?

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 12, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Base runners!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I love that he went on the DL for punching a wall. Gamer.

by angryseals on May 12, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game is too close for my tastes.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

it was too close for my tastes at 5-1

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is extremely difficult to be a Giant’s fan

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get hits and stuff

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re telling me!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on! hit it where they ain’t!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

still

Affeldt got the night of last night, but this is scary.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

The last 2 fly balls showed the extent of Adam Dunn’s range.

by KCE on May 12, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Dunn, you are a bad defender. You were supposed to Willingham that ball.

by non sequitur on May 12, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo dinger, please.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yank one Panda

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Just one panda?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two if your in the mood.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

PANDA!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

damn delay

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Panda!

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

NATIONALOLS

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

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"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

OH SHIT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOO

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

OH FUCK

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.

by Sammy Danger on May 12, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF NO

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

oh noes

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 12, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

NONONONONONONONONONONONO

by Natto on May 12, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

OH GOD NO

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on May 12, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit

Is he okay?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

OH SHIT!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

goddammit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT SUCKS. In more ways then one. More bad luck

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

omg that was frightening.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 12, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

YOUR San Francisco Giants

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

That being said

watching Pablo try and score a triple…. worth price of admission.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL just tripped AHAHAHAHA

by Squez on May 12, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

tripped over the baseline

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN IT

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

SNIPER IN THE STANDS GOT HIM

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Flem says he thinks he’s ok, how does it look on the TV?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

It looked like he just tripped. No injury.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s fine. And hard to stay mad at the little guy.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on May 12, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phew, he’s ok. Just tripped.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he just stumbled.

by non sequitur on May 12, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

That looked ouchey.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Sandoval is okay

More embarrassed than anything.

SFDugout.com is BACK! See the Top 50 Giants Prospects!

by BruteSentiment on May 12, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLOL

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 12, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

at least he just tripped that was fucking scary.

by scout6 on May 12, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

From Arizona, I heard the ground shake.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 12, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 12, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

hahahahahahaha thats great and totally appropriate

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 12, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on May 12, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He probably stayed down because he accidentally swallowed some of that chew and thought it was going to come back up.

Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!

by GiantsFanInExile on May 12, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Flem: “belly flopped”

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

what?

what the hell happened i’ve got no radio or tv, just damn gameday

by Hummfugginbaby on May 12, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

almost tripled but tripped between 2nd and 3rd

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda hit one into triple’s alley and then faceplanted after rounding 2nd base. he was tagged out. no injury. he just tripped on his own feet.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo Sandoval hit a flock of Geese on his non-stop flight to third base. Then the flight stopped.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t know why that g is big….

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looked from my angle like he tripped on the grassline by second base.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

hit one into Tripper’s Alley

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howry.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Howry in with a 1-run lead… yeesh

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t suck, Bobby.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Bob Howry

he of the 5.79 home ERA

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on May 12, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope the good bullpen shows up

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Did we sign one?

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright..

This is good night. Don’t let Howwie blow the game.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

HOWRY!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell, I go walk the dog and now it’s 4-5. Howry is pitching. WTF?

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 12, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

HOW DARE YOU WALK YOUR DOG

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain gave up teh dingerz

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh noes

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 12, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

my bad

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 12, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooof

Zimmerman got that call all night.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Whats with the flying bats?

by scout6 on May 12, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

“We’ve switched their gourmet pine tar with Taster’s Choice. Let’s see if they can tell the difference.”

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Helps them catch bugs easier.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just saw Sandoval

That was hilarious, until he stayed down, then scary, then hilarious again. hahaha.

by BucksForever on May 12, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD KEARNS!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice pitch, Bobby!

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

nice

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

yay Howry

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN JACKASSFACE

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

nice

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 12, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

good one

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tough call

But I’m not sure it was wrong.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, Howry is getting squeezed

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

HOWRY!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

unofficially retired number

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just saw the JKearns K

So sweet.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Its Willie Harris

you don’t really need to pitch around

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

OPEN BASE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, the eternal battle between need and want.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Ball 3 looks like a strike on Gameday.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

He was squeezed on a few pitches.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIKE FRESH RIPE ORANGED AMIRITE?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

ORANGES DAMMIT

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are oranged after being squeezed.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was a ball, but a good split and nice take.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 12, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

damnit

Howry, you can’t walk Harris. He’s WILLIE FRIGGING HARRISQ!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

He can’t believe it either.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on May 12, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Now I’m nervous.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Dunno

I’m holding out for an icon on the edge of the night.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's gonna be strong

it’s gotta be soon
It’s gotta be larger than life

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i need a hero

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 12, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imogen Heap does a great version of the song

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

She didn’t do it when I saw her. :(

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

frowny face

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me sleep on it.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong song

But, coincidentally, written by the same man.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

SFDugout.com is BACK! See the Top 50 Giants Prospects!

by BruteSentiment on May 12, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

never not funny

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

AN AMERICAN ICON!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just steal somebody else’s.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Harris has speed. Someone tell the cops.

by scout6 on May 12, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

lollingham

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip scared the hell out of me.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

HIGH HIGH HIGH HIGH FLY BALL………in the park

by scout6 on May 12, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could see that Willingham got too much under it and Kuip still scared me.

by non sequitur on May 12, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOARING flyball

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

JEEBUS KUIP SCARED ME

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

whoa

that looked for a second like we just blew the game.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

PHEW

i thot that one was gone off the bat

by lehmsbobby on May 12, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

crap

willingham is up, I am officially scared

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on May 12, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I need to go change my shorts...

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 12, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

PROTIP

DONT LEAVE HANGERS

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

My closet is so fucked.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

WIRE
HANGERS

EVER!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to keep a few around for use in garment bags.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except wire - to - wire cliffhangers.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Howry, get Nieves.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

HOWRY!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 12, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone totally kicked his dog.

by scout6 on May 12, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

not bad

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 12, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINNISH HIM!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH THIS MOTHERFUCKER!

by satyricrash on May 12, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKE THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT!

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by Speedforthewin on May 12, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on, Howry!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone please post that he got him

i’m tired of watching.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

wut is

the attendance at that a’s game

by sadison bummedgarner on May 12, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

109

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

less than the people here

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 12, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

goddammit you suck howry

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Seeing-eye 22-hopper

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

FAAAAAACK

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on May 12, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is Howry lose it

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 12, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

These last two innings are going to be torture.

by non sequitur on May 12, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I WAS TOLD THAT WE STOPPED ALL THE TORTURE!! DAMN LIES!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

tasteless .38 reference

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am confused.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

bang - bang play

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a reference to the caliber, no?

I’m sorry, I’m just not getting it.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

aw shoot guys your killing me here

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

Can’t blame Howry for that. Was hoping we could give Affeldt the night off here.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I am sick and tired of these motherfuckin nationals on these motherfuckin basepaths!

by Classy_Argonaut on May 12, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Needs more caps lock

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Affeldt just now getting up?

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

he was tired and took a nap

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on May 12, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

They may have wanted to save him for the 9th

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 12, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

had to go feed his chin gerbil

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on May 12, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He only took the pill about a half hour ago. What do you expect?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howry get ourselves into these situations?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I see what you did there.

by CaliforniaBone on May 12, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCK

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. Fuck you Howry.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck Howry

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

FFS HOWRY

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMNIT!

HOWRY!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate you Bob

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

GTFO HOWRY

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR WALKING WILLIE FUCKING HARRIS YOU FUCKHEAD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit, 3 dinky singles.

Stupid Giants.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

and a walk to a piece of shit singles hitter.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh…

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT.

There goes Cain’s W

by scout6 on May 12, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

$#**(&^$$^&()%#$%&^&$$

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 12, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t even know how I did the boxy thing.

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 12, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

@ signs.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Botch: I think I’ll leave Howry in for a couple more batters………

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on May 12, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

that was ball belt high over the middle of the plate

by sadison bummedgarner on May 12, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 12, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

so um I'm really angry guys

I dislike this result for the San Fransisco Giants baseball team.

MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.

by Sammy Danger on May 12, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck a Howry

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 12, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Geez, never saw this happening

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on May 12, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

BOUT TIME HUH BOCH

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Specfreakingtacular

They’re playing with a horseshoe in their nether regions. Given tenth percentile luck this inning would be over. I don’t really blame Howry. This stuff is ridiculous.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Ronnie Belliard?!

again?!

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on May 12, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess it’s nice that that’s the first time Cain got Cain’d this season?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

actually didn’t he get cain’d on his last start, too?

by FPTV on May 12, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

QUIET

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t he walk 5 in his last start?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Extra Innings at best

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember when Matt Cain gave up that three-run homer? That might have helped get us into this situation.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 12, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a good hitter hitting a good pitch though, I can’t get on Cain too much for that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s all blame the umpires.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 12, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's only a small part of it

I can’t get pissed off at the Giants. Basically everybody has been making their pitches, and the game is tied because of a bunch of close calls, broken bats, and one awesome swing by Nick Johnson. It’s not like someone pulled a Sanchez.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 12, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh

Howry hasn’t been great, but 2 singles that could both have been outs? That’s rough.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Waiting to do anything until it was obvious that Howry could manage nothing but to fuck it up was clearly the right move in that instance.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Howtheyscored’s thread still has the lead in it. This thread sucks.

by Grant Brisbee on May 12, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I BLAME GRANT NATTO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blah I’m going to sleep.

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

GUYS THERE WERE TOO MANY DOUBLE SWITCH OPTIONS SWIRLING IN MY HEAD TO PULL HOWRY! SORRRR-RYY!

xoxo

Bruce Bochy, Mnanager

by satyricrash on May 12, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

i laughed.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hope for extras

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

So this is garbage

Tomorrow I’m going to see Wolverine after work. Looking forward to it.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Star Trek > Wolverine

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

AFFELDT!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

God damn bullpen

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

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