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Gameday Thread 5/12 Part II

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Jcb:

if the Giants had lind, rios, and hill, they’d be good too.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 12, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

They’ve also been getting contributions from some unlikely sources, like Marco Scutaro and Scott Rolen.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 12, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rolen burn

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 12, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of wanted the Giants take a chance on Rolen last year. Instead they got Jose Castillo.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 12, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn’t they trade Troy Glaus for him?

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 12, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh, you're right

I remembered him being a free agent in 2008. Obviously, memory is playing tricks on me.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 12, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marco Scutlolro! I had no idea that guy was Venezuelan.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 12, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s gotta be the whitest thing out of venezuela since coke.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on May 12, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zimmerman seems to have the 1st pitch is a FB right down the middle philosophy – we’ll see if he keeps that the second time through the order.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 12, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

He has given up 6 homers this year alone.

by Uncle Russel on May 12, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I’m guessing that jumping on the first pitch isn’t so bad against this guy

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 12, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno. I’ll grab my own meat but not someone elses.

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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reply fail? (I hope)

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 12, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t it Grab Some Meat, Pine?

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would say it isn’t.

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by groug on May 12, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

O:

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

CF, kinda behind/under the bleachers. over by the speed pitch and all that. and the fried dough… yum.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on May 12, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn. We almost got Nieves twice.

by non sequitur on May 12, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

bah…double your fail; double the suck!

by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice way to recover. CANON!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate has a gun.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 12, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

And so does Cain.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 12, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, he would have been out on the throw too.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOHOO to 3rd

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

bunt fail

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 12, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NATS

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT NIEVES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

CAIN

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

nice play, Matty!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Splendid!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Woo!

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by groug on May 12, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

defense fail followed by matt cain win…? neato

MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.

by Sammy Danger on May 12, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

PFP's FTW!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

My neighbor is have piano practice and just for me. Take me out to the ballgame.

I think he wants brownies.

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 12, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I do too

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I was all like “Why is Zimmerman bunting?”

I just figured it out.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s ok, we understand.

Kind of.

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw to second wasn’t great.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 12, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Travis could have just tagged him there

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Ish could have almost tagged him.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess Cain didn’t get there in time

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by groug on May 12, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

PFP Fail

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah

Dude’s a power hitter.

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by groug on May 12, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dont let Zimmerman hit this inning

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL astros

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 12, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

They are awful.

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by groug on May 12, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man. That’s embarassing.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 12, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

UBALDO

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 12, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

slightly better than the Nationals at pitching, slightly better than the Giants at hitting

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 12, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, their #1 prospect is Jason Castro.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 12, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s full of WHAT!?

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 12, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain’s fastball has ranged from 87 to 97 on the CSN gun this game so far.

by non sequitur on May 12, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FINNISH HIM!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD Johnson

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 12, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

sit

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 12, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD JOHNSON

GIANTS BRASS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD, JOHNSON!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain clearly sucks

No more than a 3rd starter.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone going to the AMA’s at Infineon?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I miss CART racing at Laguna Seca.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 IP, 41 pitches

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

:D

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm worried about him

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 12, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know? Something must be wrong.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 12, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should be throwing more!

by Natto on May 12, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

My sensors are recording very little grit from the current performance.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

95 High Heat

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on May 12, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

burris gotta noooooooo

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

HIGH FLY BALL

MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.

by Sammy Danger on May 12, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2008/11/day-in-life-existence-of-roy-halladay.html

halladay, total hero.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

goodness, that was amazing

goddamn i love the internet.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on May 12, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

absolutely awesome

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 12, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

For those that care, and honestly you should, a Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus DVD rip has hit the interwebs.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on May 12, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. I don’t know if I want to know. Now if it was Dod Sno, well, that would be a very different story.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 12, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dod Sno is out as well.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on May 12, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to get that, NOW!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

US theatrical release on June 19.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have it, I just need to watch it. I know, I’m stupid for having not watched it yet.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on May 12, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t gonna say anything. Wait, I was. STUPiD!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have it in .img format and I didn’t want to burn a DVD but was too lazy to get around to installing a mounting program and DVD player. Yeah, still stupid but now also lazy.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on May 12, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s okay. I don’t know what you just said, but I can understand how that might be difficult.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Daemon Tools and VLC are pretty good programs to use.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have VLC, but I didn’t realize it doubled as a DVD player. As for Daemon Tools, I loved that program but the last time I installed it it unleashed a shitstorm of viruses on my computer.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on May 12, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I usually use VLC for my DVD watching needs. It works pretty well.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, now that I look at it, I actually have FLV. I had VLC in the past, but it’s not currently installed. I used to use PowerDVD, which worked well enough although it wasn’t that great.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on May 12, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap!

I want to watch that! I’m being serious too.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You might also want to check out Blue Demon it’s about genetically altered sharks that are used to protect US borders against terrorism

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 12, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a recipe for AWESOME>

by Natto on May 12, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds sweet.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on May 12, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE BAT WENT FARTHER THEN THE BALL

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Volkswagon…

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell no, damned alligator bit my hand off – oh my god!!! – tournament down in florida, hooked my ball in the rough down by the lake…. damned alligator just POPPED UP, cut me down in my prime!

by projectmayhem713 on May 12, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fat Ichiro!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 12, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Pandaval!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

How did Pablo hit that?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda makes loud contact

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDUH!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Bochy, give him the homerun sign.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Run dingerz.exe

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

No no, Flannery is supposed to flash it.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyone mention the bums lost to philly today?

by Squez on May 12, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DODGERS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 12, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but it can’t be mentioned enough.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

PEDRO FELIZ WALKED 4 (four) TIMES

MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.

by Sammy Danger on May 12, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude stole home!
suck it martin!!

by Merope on May 12, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo hit that ball while it was on the ground.

by non sequitur on May 12, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Go fat guyz

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda Panda Panda

by mrpata on May 12, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

HACKER

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 12, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

d00d ur sk1llz r l33t

by Natto on May 12, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

fail

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, that was Bad Bengie.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Zimmerman’s hitting 96-97 in the 3rd? That’s pretty damn impressive.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess Luke Hochevar’s hot streak is over. the A’s are crushing him. 8-0 in the 2nd inning.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s not good.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 12, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s 9 draft picks better than Lincecum, duh.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
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LOL

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How's not tim lincecum working out for ya, royLOLs?

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by bondslegend on May 12, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, everyone who picked in the top 9 except for the Rays.

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by jcb9 on May 12, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

SEATLOL

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NOT LINCECUM

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by CB30 on May 12, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing the Royals took him and not Tim Lincecum

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he he he

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dang, i picked up Ubaldo for a matchup start today after deliberating for about an hour between him and hochevar. Lucky ass me.

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by lyricalkiller on May 12, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

when Zimmerman gets a better idea of how to set up hitters, he’s gonna be pretty scary.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

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Good thing he’s not in our division.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly.

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by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did she just refer to him as a “bullpen pitcher”?

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by lyricalkiller on May 12, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

she not so smart

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I’m pretty sure a lot of that is fed to her, anyway.

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by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jezz M. Crow.

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by jcb9 on May 12, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeez

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by jcb9 on May 12, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, Nats and Crow. What a bunch of patzers.

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by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good gravy, this kid is good.

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by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Zimmerman is pretty good.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Christ.

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Amy G

with the no shit sherlock report… ty!!!

by KrazyKrabMeat on May 12, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Cheesus. This guy is unbelievable.

by non sequitur on May 12, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

STOP PITCHING TO HIM

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I don’t care what John Lennon thinks – I believe in Zimmerman.

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by groug on May 12, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

31!

oh, wait

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Why is Zimmerman seeing strikes?

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nice play, money!

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Nice play with eyes closed nonetheless.

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dammit.

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

poor Nate

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...

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by Sammy Danger on May 12, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap

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by groug on May 12, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmmmm

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by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

focus Cain

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by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh-oh. We’s in trouble.

by non sequitur on May 12, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate's not having a good day

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by Aadik on May 12, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I can haz Winn plz?

by Merope on May 12, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Get classy back in right

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by CB30 on May 12, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate >.<

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

………and Nate never sees the starting 9 again………

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by Little Napoleon on May 12, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Should Nate have caught that?

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

yea

fell off the side of his glove. Should be an error

by superk1ng on May 12, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably would have been a good idea

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Yup. E for sure. Bad scorekeeping there.

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by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, it looked like he got lost out there, wasn’t sure where the wall was or something.

by Merope on May 12, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Y

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He kind of found his body in a really awkward position against the wall, but if he’d been squared up anywhere near right it probably would have been a simple pick.

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^ thanks all

Jon didn’t do a great job of explaining what happened or I wasn’t paying attention or something

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schierlolz?

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by lyricalkiller on May 12, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that allowed for our guys? n’mind, I take it back.

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by lyricalkiller on May 12, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes, poor Nate, gotta learn the field the hard way

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I think Nate has had better games.

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by groug on May 12, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred Lewis’s ghost has taken over Nate’s body.

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Are we allowed to switch Schierholtz and Winn during the game?

by Natto on May 12, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

We could try surgically grafting them together.

by mrpata on May 12, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was not a double. No way

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by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes, please.

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by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Strike ’em out, Cain.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

so . . . does Fred Lewis come in for a defensive replacement?

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by oldjacket on May 12, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate’s rosey red cheeks keep me from being mad at him.

by Uncle Russel on May 12, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

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by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need a K or a popup here Matt.

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Perfect.

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by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate has been pretty bad so far. Hard to go down from here

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by CB30 on May 12, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is there no one in RF? I see someone dude out there but I don’t think he’s on the Giants. Never seen him.

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by zodiac_chiller on May 12, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT

FINISH HIM!

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s hardly a can of corn, having to make a leaping catch against the wall. Ever see Winn do that?

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Miller and Flem seemed to think the jumping was not necessary….

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by Little Napoleon on May 12, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD Kearns

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STFD KEARNS

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

That's why Winn doesnt play center

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MATT CAIN!

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by Aadik on May 12, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay K’s

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STFD!

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Show me that strikeout again. Don’t waste another minute on your tryin’.

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by lyricalkiller on May 12, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Strike ’em out, Cain.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

oh Nate no

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll take it, I guess.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate, that was a bad throw. You’re lucky your pitcher has your back.

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by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

damn, Nate overthrows everyone

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Well

nice throw at least. Cain did as well as he could. I thought that ball was shallower than it was.

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by Aadik on May 12, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate, come on.

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by CB30 on May 12, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

This is really not Nate’s best game.

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by groug on May 12, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

NO SWNG THRU STFF

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by bondslegend on May 12, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate… why did you waste your good throw earlier?

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by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok. Just get this next guy.

by non sequitur on May 12, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

they’re picking on Nate.

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Hit a fly ball to Schierholtz is the new bunt to Sandoval.

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by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh...Nate just threw too hard...

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by BruteSentiment on May 12, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

3.

where’s winn?

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by lyricalkiller on May 12, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaron Rowand type throw there

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

It really was.

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by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lucky the runner did not advance.

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by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate’s gun firing the ball to downtown

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Need to get that ball down Nate.

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by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Nate normally this bad of a defender?

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by cheno on May 12, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

No

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N

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by groug on May 12, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not at all. He’s made a couple winn-esque catched out there. Noteably, that one against the Rockies in front of the gates.

by Uncle Russel on May 12, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Considering that's the first bad throw Nate's made this season...

…I think it’s a touch early to say stuff like this.

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by BruteSentiment on May 12, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s his third bad play of the game…

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by cheno on May 12, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad days happen in the field too.

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by marcello on May 12, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I realize. Which is why I was asking.

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by cheno on May 12, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Being at the game, I’d disagree…The dive was arguably bad, but he didn’t let it get by him and had the runner if Burriss held onto the ball. And the drop against the fence is hardly an easy play, either.

He hasn’t excelled at hard plays, but that could be said of almost anyone in any game.

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by BruteSentiment on May 12, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put down the computer and watch the game, meat!

by Natto on May 12, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s no reason he shouldn’t have stayed back instead of diving. And he had time to plant his feet on the wall catch. Both very poorly executed.

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by cheno on May 12, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still don’t know if he had time to do anything but dive. That ball was smoked.

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by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hard to plant your feet...

…if you can’t turn around to see the ball.

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by BruteSentiment on May 12, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice pitching Matt

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

yes please

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I’ll take this. Way to damage control

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by CB30 on May 12, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

That could have been worse.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Could have been much worse. He helped himself out by being in the right back-up spot on Nate’s overthrow.

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by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 IP, 57 pitches

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Efficient and zero walks?

Matt, I don’t even know who you are anymore.

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by groug on May 12, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip drank all the sake.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

2-2 to Randy Winn. I think that’s true.

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never had sake.

by non sequitur on May 12, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not really a big fan but it can be good.

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I've had it once

But I was already drunk, so I couldn’t tell you what it tasted like.

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by groug on May 12, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

a good bottle is really nice

But it can get pricey.

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by Aadik on May 12, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

How much are we talking about?

by non sequitur on May 12, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does it go bad? I’ve had an opened bottle in my fridge for 6 months.

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by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

its REALLLYYYYY good

I had some sweet stuff at a sushi place a couple months back and was very impressed

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My experience has also been that it’s pretty sweet. But not in a disgusting sugary way.

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Yes

the stuff I had was like a really lightly sweetened ginger ale or something.

From what I understand it’s similar to wine though- there’s sweet stuff and dryer stuff too

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It’s a little weird to drink warm alcohol, but it’s pretty good.

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by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's cold sake

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Yeah, but I’ve only ever had the warm kind.

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by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never also.

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh it’s ok. I’ve only ever had 男山酒 though.

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Hey now, Randy. Let’s do this.

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by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you.

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by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, how about a leadoff runner.

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by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Guess who’s drinkin’.

by satyricrash on May 12, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

classy single there!

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Winn's swing looks good

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by Aadik on May 12, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Dwight has hit it on the screws twice now.

by non sequitur on May 12, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I asked Cain to start striking more guys out before his last start

I’d like to thank him for listening.

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by bondslegend on May 12, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it wrong that Rowand is reaching AJ-esque levels for me?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

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by groug on May 12, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he kick Dave Groeshner in the nuts?

by Natto on May 12, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

but he looks like he’s taking a crap every time he’s at bat.

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by Aadik on May 12, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

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by BruteSentiment on May 12, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

When was the last time the Giants hit a home run? What year was it?

by Natto on May 12, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

2004?

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by Aadik on May 12, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

A what?

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by groug on May 12, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing the Nats hit

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by CB30 on May 12, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the shit is a home run?

Is that like Nate Schierholtz?

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nineteen diggity three.

We had to say diggity because the Germans stole the word twenty.

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by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes!

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by j14 on May 12, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

EXCUSE ME IT’S SPELLED DICKETY

GET IT RIGHT MAN

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by groug on May 12, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best old man rant EVER…..

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by Little Napoleon on May 12, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

When was the last time – before last night – a team scored 10+ runs with a homer?

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by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly can’t remember the last non-Molina home run

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by norcalnick on May 12, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo?

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Trivia

are they trying to jinx Johnson or something?

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by bondslegend on May 12, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

DO SOMETHING POSITIVE, SCOTT.

by non sequitur on May 12, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

whoa

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 12, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH

LIKE TEST POSTIIVE

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

POSITIVE

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd be okay with that...

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by Aadik on May 12, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GUZMAN

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Ground attack!

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by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

GuzmLOL

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SCOTT! with the frozen rope.

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They have 6.2% beer at TJ's for $3 per six pack

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by antinous on May 12, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

What kind?

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhhh.....

“Simpler Times Lager”… Minhas Craft Brewery?

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by antinous on May 12, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Natinals defense is our best rally starter.

by non sequitur on May 12, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

AWESOME

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by CB30 on May 12, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Error?

That was a much tougher play than the one Nate biffed.

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by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Camped under fly ball which hits middle of glove and bounces out: Double.
Range all the way to your right to field a hot grounder with good runners: Error.

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by antinous on May 12, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

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by merkin on May 12, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

singles was better :(

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by lyricalkiller on May 12, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

ISHI THE KILLER

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

stay hot TI

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by j14 on May 12, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

TI IS AWESOME AGAIN

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ROCK RIVER

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by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

GIANTS RUNS?

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by Aadik on May 12, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishikawa!

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Who's this new 1B we signed?

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Is Ishii a pod person? Where is the REAL Ishii?

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by Little Napoleon on May 12, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

THE LAST OF HIS KIND!

Mm, this crow tastes good.

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by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

There it is!

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by lyricalkiller on May 12, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

ishi!

i got to be honest, i had givin up. keep proving me wrong!

by sadison bummedgarner on May 12, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

No.

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by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishi the killer?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure.

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by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone stay hot

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by timmeh on May 12, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Travis loves them low pitches

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by antinous on May 12, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishikawa making me happy

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by thehavenot on May 12, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

TI drives in runs

Remains sexy while doing so.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishi

way to go. Now let’s go Nate.

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Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 12, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Travis now hitting a cool .240

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey now, Nate. Let’s start doing good things, huh.

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by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t take three straight strikes for a K, Nate.

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by groug on May 12, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, he didn’t.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do something good

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by CB30 on May 12, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

So, guys, not to be a downer

but is it just me, or is the only reason that Travis is getting hits is that the Nats aren’t throwing him that breaking ball in the dirt? And the one time they did he struck out?

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by Sammy Danger on May 12, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll take it.

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tend to agree a little

Ishi’s looking better, but the breaking ball in the dirt seems to be his kryptonite.

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by Aadik on May 12, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've noticed that too

But he is hitting the fastball, which he wasn’t doing before.

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by groug on May 12, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

nothing like national pitching to waken the bat.

by i wish we were good on May 12, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Hit it to the wall, Nate!

by Natto on May 12, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

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by CB30 on May 12, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate looks a little bothered in the face.

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by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Nate’s bat just kill someone

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishigawa gotta stay

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by bondslegend on May 12, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

needs moar lower case

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by groug on May 12, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes!

That’s scary. Productive, at least.

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by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain can probably out hit most of our hitters.

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by Aadik on May 12, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Can he play first?

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he could play 3rd base...

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by thehavenot on May 12, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

at best

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by thehavenot on May 12, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay maple bats.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 12, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Would be a good time for Matt’s first HR.

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone might have got hit in the stands.

by non sequitur on May 12, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone did, but they appear to be okay.

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by BruteSentiment on May 12, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That stuff is ridiculous

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by Aadik on May 12, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude's talented

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by antinous on May 12, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rats. Let’s go, Manny.

by non sequitur on May 12, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn it, Matt. You were supposed to be our best power threat this inning.

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by groug on May 12, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s no lincecum with the bat

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by CB30 on May 12, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Burriss, liner in front of the LF.

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by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

what a great swing

like Cain is really a good hitter. c’mon

by Classy_Argonaut on May 12, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Manny, do that lead-off hitter thing and get on base.

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by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

done

though it did looked like a strike,.

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by Aadik on May 12, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little high.

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by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

TAKE THIS PITCH PLZ

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by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

MANNY PLATE DISCIPLINE

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Lead-off htiter walk!

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by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Where did that miss?!

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by antinous on May 12, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitcher can't really complain

He’s been getting strikes below the knees

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by thehavenot on May 12, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

True dat

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by antinous on May 12, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Rent!

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by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

couple of those pitches look good to me, but whatever.

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LET'S GO RALLY GAR

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY REMEMBER WHEN RENTERIA HIT A GRAND SLAM?!

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by Sammy Danger on May 12, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

That was awesome!

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by Little Napoleon on May 12, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey now Ed!

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by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

That was a strike by a longshot! Manny got away with a squat right there.

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by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Filthy

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by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

pulled the string on that 0-1 pitch

by Classy_Argonaut on May 12, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fight, Edgar. Put up a fight.

by non sequitur on May 12, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Giant Gar

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by j14 on May 12, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder how these things taste.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like fish, of course.

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by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fish come in a great variety of tastes.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chicken.

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ham.

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by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pork.

Alright, any of our elitest food people tell me what the difference between Ham and Pork is?

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Salt curing?

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by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pork is white. Ham is reddish.

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Pork is a general term for pig meat. Ham is one way to make it.

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The only two I know are “and chips” and “sticks”

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by groug on May 12, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It probably tastes like most freshwater fish, which all taste the same to me.

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by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus.

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by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

DEUCES!!!

Shake it!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
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by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Not broken this time.

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by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

AH-OOOOOH!!

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by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY CRULLER

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I did not know what a gar was. Now I know. It’s an ugly fish thing.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

The more you know

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Canada Sucks!

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Nice take

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I’ll take one to backstop, please.

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by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

OR A BASE HIT!

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EDGAR!!!!

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Renteria will give you a good AB with the bases loaded, I’ve heard.

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by lyricalkiller on May 12, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL

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RENTARIA

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by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

great slide ishi!

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by j14 on May 12, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOA!~

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by Aadik on May 12, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

fuckin clutch right there

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SAFE!!!

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RALLY GAR!

Nice slide Ish!

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YOU CAN'T STOP THE CRULLER

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by antinous on May 12, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

TRAVIS WITH THE SLIDE!!!

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HELL YEAH EDGAR

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by groug on May 12, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Edgar and Travis duo of awesome!

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by thehavenot on May 12, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

REEEEEEENT

AND ISHI AHHHHHHHH

I SHOW MY EXCITEMENT BY POSTING IN ALL CAPS

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ISHI ISHI YAYA!

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by cheno on May 12, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was going to do this at some point

You idea stealer

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Yes

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by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um...

I’m confused by this picture. Subtly.

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Not that there’s anything wrong with that Brute.

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RENTeria

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That’s not what I’m confused about.

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by BruteSentiment on May 12, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred RBIs

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont know how he was safe

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by CB30 on May 12, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I admit

I thought Ishikawa was out at 1st glance, but nice slide on the replay.

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by Aadik on May 12, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT MONEY

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty, pretty slide.

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by marcello on May 12, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Best slide of the year

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by antinous on May 12, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowands was better

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by CB30 on May 12, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, maybe

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by CB30 on May 12, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

i don’ think so. That was incredible.

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by bondslegend on May 12, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo’s was better last year.

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

replay

Man, that was a great slide.

by non sequitur on May 12, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY DID HE TAKE THAT HANGER

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by CB30 on May 12, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I like the Nationals.

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by cheno on May 12, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Travis:

Slide Away.

oh wait, that’s Oasis.

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by lyricalkiller on May 12, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Man that slide was fucking awesome

by satyricrash on May 12, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

What a great slide

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GARSH!

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More Giant Gars

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by j14 on May 12, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

This picture is all kinds of win. The hat, the jacket, the fish, the pose.

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by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that was a great throw, and Ishikawa made an unbelievable slide.

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by howtheyscored on May 12, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

THEY ALMOST LOOK LIKE A REAL BASEBALL TEAM MA

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, the Nationals must be really bad for that to happen.

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by groug on May 12, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

we get hits now?!?

by heimy25 on May 12, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

out of the infield? what’s happening?

by heimy25 on May 12, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow Panda bad pitch to swing at

by lehmsbobby on May 12, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD!!!

THAT FUCKING SLIDE WAS AMAZING.

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by bondslegend on May 12, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Now I must rest the rally cruller for several innings

Hold it together, Matt.

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by antinous on May 12, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

my favorite potato chips come in a cylinder.

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My favorite scotches and cognacs come in cylinders. Sadly, I cannot afford them.

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by antinous on May 12, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Much better than those rotary chips

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CLUSTER BOMBS COME IN CYCLINDERS

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by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

CYLINDERS R MY FRENZ

by Natto on May 12, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone else sad that two of our better hitters in Panda and Fred are terrible with RISP?

by Hobbes2d on May 12, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

it makes me a sad panda

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

SSSIWSS

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

AFLAC

I got three out of five!

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by antinous on May 12, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, and I would not put Kaat or John in the Hall.

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by antinous on May 12, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

John should go in just for performing that surgery on himself.

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I'll give you that

Especially since he did it with his off-hand.

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by antinous on May 12, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taking about the Giants on MLB Network! I love when that happens

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by CB30 on May 12, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it's crazy how many runs we're scoring for Matt

Crazy and awesome.

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by bondslegend on May 12, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t jinx it.

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

And Matt Cain sucks.

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by antinous on May 12, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ve scored runs for him in the past and ruined it later on.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look, Nationals, when you score in the top of the inning we score three times as many runs in the bottom of the inning.

Don’t make this more painful for both of our pitching staffs.

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by groug on May 12, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

jesus my mlb.tv is lagging...

the inning just ended. where are you guys at?

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by redhornet78 on May 12, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Guzman at the plate

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s tomorrow.

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by groug on May 12, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game is over

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by thehavenot on May 12, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The surprise pinch hit walk off homer by the clown was awesome

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by thehavenot on May 12, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm at two batters into the 5th...

…but I’m at the stadium.

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by BruteSentiment on May 12, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP RUBBING IT IN

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

how are you posting?

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by bondslegend on May 12, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have my computer. I’m doing work while watching (the work is baseball-related, so I’m not that lame).

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by BruteSentiment on May 12, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

San Jose.

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

For those of you that don't have a tv....

And just have a computer.

Game

You can listen to the Nationals announcers. haha.

by BucksForever on May 12, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

DP time

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by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

DONT LET ZIMMERMAN HIT THIS INNING

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by CB30 on May 12, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

OHHHH THAT WAS A TRICKY ONE

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait a minute...

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by bondslegend on May 12, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolol

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by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN YOU

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by CB30 on May 12, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

almost got me

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by j14 on May 12, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s a RushRoll

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by groug on May 12, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might want to get this guy out.

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by lyricalkiller on May 12, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Matt. Get Johnson out.

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES! Hottest hitter in the game is on deck.

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by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t walk people to get to fucking Zimmerman, Matt.

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by groug on May 12, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I know something secret. you’ll see in a bit.

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Secrets don’t make friends.

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by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

listen

do you want to know a secret?

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you promise not to tell?

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Secret secrets are no fun. Secret secrets hurt everyone.

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I think it’s secret-time now, Walrus.

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by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT!

FINISH HIM!

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

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by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

jesus

i want to participate but my lag sucks… so, get guzman out!

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by redhornet78 on May 12, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Get this guy, Matt. GIANTS BRASS

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by CB30 on May 12, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

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by antinous on May 12, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw, crap. D:

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

ARGH

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by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Great job, Matt. Perfect spot to give up your first walk.

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by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Well

Zimmerman can’t get an hit every time, can he?

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by Aadik on May 12, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO

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by groug on May 12, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Matt. Get Zimmerman.

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Might want to get this guy out.

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by lyricalkiller on May 12, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

You don’t really need to throw strikes to this guy.

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by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Get the third out, Giants pitcher.

by Natto on May 12, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT ZIMMERMAN!!!!!!1

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSSSSSS

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When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 12, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

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by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

WHEW

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by antinous on May 12, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

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by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew

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by groug on May 12, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain got Zimmerman out!

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt says, “Fuck yeah, I meant to do that.”

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by jponry on May 12, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

thank god

coulda gotten ugly with dunn coming up

by kvdp12 on May 12, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not gonna click

I’ve been burned before

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by thehavenot on May 12, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

where’d everybody go?

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 12, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

COOL BEANS

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 12, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Kearns neck turd

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on May 12, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

HeyyeverrybuddyhowboutthemPHILLIES!

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

uh , I had nothing to do with Johnson. Swear.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

un-ffing believable… i’d sooner believe bigfoot exists…

by Swoggle on May 12, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

he does

Proud father of Dallas Mcpherson, the Babe Ruth of AAA.

by The Thrill on May 12, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

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