Gameday Thread Cuatro
by Natto on May 11, 2009 9:05 PM PDT
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I liked Grant's caption on that one
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
lolblanks!
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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
The “GET FUCKING SERIOUS TIME” Thread
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
BTW
I’m thinking of changing my name to jinxlegend
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
Miller, Matos and Medders finish the game off.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
somewhere up in the sky
Mantle and Maris shed a tear
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Medders
Finishing it off all wrong.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Willingham could redeem himself here.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
Or stand up there with the bat on his shoulder.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
“Come to [Greg] Papa” /Shudders
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
oh god I bet he says that.
and then laughs his douchey laugh.
oh god.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
He didn’t put the “greg” in there, did he?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
That was me, but he implied that
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
I’m going to have nightmares tonight. Thanks a lot.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD LOLLINGHAM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Willingham cries his way back to the dugout
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Classy
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
Exactly my thoughts. The ball seemed to drift on Randy.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I swear to god he intentionally missed that.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
I kinda like this Miller guy
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Hey Willingham,
you see how Randy caught that ball? That’s what normal outfielders do
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Miller's been solid
When Romo comes back, I assume Medders goes?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Mehders
sure
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Matos, probably
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
nice job, Miller.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
LOL at the dbacks
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
also LOL at the Mets 7th inning meltdown
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice job Miller
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
Damage control
Good freaking job
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Great jorb, Miller
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
Justin Miller will own your soul
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Giants have really shitty give aways
Barbecue apron? REALLY?
They need a horned Giants helmet giveaway
by Lars The Wanderer on May 11, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Neukom-style Giants bowties for the first 10,000 in attendance!!!!!
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m excited about the Giants neckties on Father’s Day, because I know my dad will love it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Would he wear a bowtie though?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Nothing will beat Flip-up Sunglasses Day from years ago. I still wear mine with my Neon Cap.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
So it looks like even the Giants offense can score against the walking/erroring machine that is the Washington Nationals.
That’s some pathetic right there.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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Nationals are running dingerz.exe but it’s not enough so far.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Yeah but Giants ran "NonGiantsPitchersNotThrowStrikes.exe"
Very rare program
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
They need more speed and defense.
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WELCOME!
STAY AWHILE AND LISTEN!
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Randy=En Fuego
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
STAY CLASSY AND HOT
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
WHAT ABOUT JOHNSON'S BACK OH NO OH NO
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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Jon is being hilarious.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
He said something like “The hits just keep on coming!” and then he went on this extended riff about a Top 40 Radio station he used to listen to in the 60s
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Anyone in the Pen for the Nats?
Are we gonna see a lefty for Lewis and Ishi? Please no. I don’t want to see any bogus double switched tonight.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
SUCK IT BELLIARD
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Rowand?
Lets trade him now!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Atta Boy Scott
Keep scoring runs Randy
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
Kensing is running suck.exe to everyone but Molina
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Despite a 5 run leave
I’m afraid to turn this off and continue with these papers that I have to write..
Hmm…
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
Never turn off a game in which the Giants can win.. They’ve been rare for so long that it’s not worth missing.
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
Besides...
Only those old school ki – er , chillers wrote papers.
Feel free to post on the Nets
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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
DOUBLE SWITCH!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
BOCHY JUST CAME
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Do the Nationals have new away unis? They look different from what I remember.
Judgment Day is coming
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yet the back numbers are the same as before, so nothing matches
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
NationLOLS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
yeah these
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Wilbon's rant about that was hilarious
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missed it
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL at the joe carter one
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
GABERBI
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oh noes Double Switch.
just let ishi, lewis, and miller hit Bochy.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
GAMER DOUBLE
GAMER KNOCKING THE PITCHER OUT OF THE GAME
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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So, who is everyone rooting for in the NBA playoffs? (And if anybody says the Lakers, I will no longer respect you)
Me, I’m rooting for the Nuggets for some reason, I think I want to see Melo win before BronBron.
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
The Generals.
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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Ron Villone is still pitching????
Holy crapoli…
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 11, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
first double digit run total of the year?
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on May 11, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
opening day remember?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
seems like a year ago.
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on May 11, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
did you miss opening day?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
ever heard of opening day??
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
my bad.
It just felt like the first time since the 90’s
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on May 11, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I expected Winn to kinda slowly warm up, getting to .300 one 1 for 3 with a walk at a time.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
tap [plastics]
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Have a game Ishi
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 11, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
win
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83+
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
double switch him for velez & velez
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
funny
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 11, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
he's gained weight
STEROIDZ!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
this facial hair needs to return
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
LOL
my phone just keeps going off saying “SF Run scored”. This is fucking awesome.
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maybe I should get that service.
Can I block messages “SF run FAIL.”
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
Indeed you can
ESPN mobile alerts. They’re awesome.
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I wonder if miller has managed to squeeze an SF tat on his person.
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on May 11, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
maybe next to his BIlly Koch tat
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
TIM IS WATCHING YOU
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
glad someone else caught that.
That was rad.
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on May 11, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone Screencap that! Please!
SFDugout.com is BACK! See the Top 50 Giants Prospects!
by BruteSentiment on May 11, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
/flies the Sofa King Mike signal
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
/awkward glances at the camera
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
Justin Miller :(
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burriss gotta go 0 for 4
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
But w/ an RBI
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RBBI
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
My aunt thought Lincecum was a girl
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
lol
my gf saw him at the last second and thought the same thing…i rewound it and she had a good laugh (she loves timmy)
by agiantmistake on May 11, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
when the ace of your pitching staff is a beautiful teenaged lady i guess you dont have money for hoverounds
Judgment Day is coming
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Giants Magazine, winner of the Best Giants Magazine award!
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
for outstanding achievement
in the field of excellence!
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I always hope her vocal chords will somehow fall out
by Sabean's_Folly on May 11, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Why do you hate magazines? I like them.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on May 11, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
IRL rotflol
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Now that should be on a T shirt
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
I need one of these NOW
Who do I give my money to?
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manny should sell those, it’d be epically hilarious
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by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Only way he’ll be able to make any money for the next two months.
Judgment Day is coming
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i wannagetthat i wannagetthat i wannagetthat
by agiantmistake on May 11, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Me neither
COMIC SANS FTW!!!!!11111
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 11, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
BAN PLEASE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
10 runs on 11 hits
sounds impressive at first. then there the 7 walks and 1 big error.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
What a play!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Great play Burriss
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
burris gotta throw
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
I like Burriss.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
+1
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dear ant-burrissites
suck it
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
card carrying Bochy Hatter
MannBurr D
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
That was good
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I’m pretty sure it was a Vicodin hallucination.
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no
I never stopped believing.
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way to hold onto that feeling
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Chavez Latrine has ruined that song forever.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
this
I was going to make that reference but decided not to for that reason.
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And that, folks,
is why Burriss would have to suck for about 2 straight months at the plate before I’d want him gone. Dude plays D
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I feel the same way about Ishikawa, but with higher bat upside
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 11, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
After tonight
I’m right there with ya. If he can keep anything like that up I’m back on his bandwagon.
I just want to see Jesus, since 1B defense isn’t AS important as middle infield.
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I don't know about that
Saw Jesus in Reno Saturday. Kid can hit and he’s faster than you would think, but he missed a chance that even Richie would have made.
It would be nice to give Affeldt the night off. Medders/Matos cover the 8th/9th?
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
They’ll see if Matos can go 2.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
Let’s not forget that Guzman went into tonight with a .341 OBP in AAA – 4 walks.
He also had a .979 OBP last year in Midland, which isn’t exactly Dodd…
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 11, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
While we're on a commercial break ...
Can someone tell me what the consensus is, Ishikawa — bought himself:
another week,
month,
what?
Is this just against the Nationals, or does what he did at the plate and in the field (and the first row of the stands) have more significance than that? Can I get excited about him again or does he still have holes in his swing?
Let’s wait and see how he does tomorrow and the next day.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Bochy sounded irritated with Aurilia in one of the excerpts posted in another thread.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Orly(a)?
link?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
more bench time. He needs Aurilia to show him how it’s done in the bigs
by Sabean's_Folly on May 11, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Bumgarner only had 2 Ks today.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
PORCELLOMG
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Crawford 3 hits though!
After a rough couple starts, his AVG already up to 357. A 2B and a 3B today too.
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
jesus guzman
5-6 with a double and 3 rbi’s.
by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
lol
balldude with ice cream helmet
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
Your between inning entertainment.
Adopted: David B. Flemming
by Larson2042 on May 11, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
dinosaurs + old west = win
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
take a fucking pitch, Money!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
If Bengie takes a walk now...
well, I don’t know why I’d even think that was a possibility.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
Take
/bangs head
A
/bangs head
pitch
/concussion
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Is B-Money for real?
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on May 11, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
Not for real?
Renteria. Man is he done.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 11, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
with an 81 OPS+ coming into the game
he’s been an improvement over our shortstops from last year
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
A single slice of American Cheese would’ve been an improvement over our shortstops from last year.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Yes, but he had an 84 OPS+ last year, and Burriss had an 81 OPS+ himself last year. Why spend the money? So Boulderhead can ensure that yet another veteran never leaves the lineup?
This is assuming Burriss actually can play SS, BTW. Renteria may not have the range he used to, but if Burriss doesn’t project as someone who can stick at SS, then it makes sense not to play him there.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 11, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I still would rather Burriss be playing SS every day in Fresno but I can live with this set up. I guess. 2 years is still not a big commitment and he is an improvement over what we got last year (I’m not sure how I feel about Burriss playing SS AT this moment.)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
if swing at every pitch is wrong he doesn’t wanna be right.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Just out of curiousity, how great was Ishikawa’s great catch? Because gameday is now charging me $20 to watch ishi’s great catch.
by i wish we were good on May 11, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
Just wait for it to appear for free on sfgiants.com after the game.
by non sequitur on May 11, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re right, I forgot to add sales tax
by Sabean's_Folly on May 11, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s only $5 if you have gameday audio. Might be worth it later in the season when there’s more data on hot/cold zones, and pitch data.
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
If you have gameday audio
you can watch little highlights from the media player window.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
really?
during the game? Didn’t know that.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
yeah, but you can watch the teeny tiny videos.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
agree.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
my least favorite part is not being able to save my password in the window.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
I haven’t had a problem with that. Though nowadays I mostly just listen through the gameday window.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I haven’t figured out a way to skip to the end of a game except to laboriously fast-forward from the very beginning.
by non sequitur on May 11, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
/hypnotized by calm eyes
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
/dives
/fist pump
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 11, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty good. His fall was even better than his catch, though.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
IT’S TIME FOR A SWITCHAROO!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
So, Zimmerman is pretty good this year.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
DO YOU THINK WE COULD GET HIM
WITHOUT GIVING UP BUMGARNER, ALDERSON, VILLALONA OR POSEY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
AS LONG AS THEY DON’T GIVE UP JACKS WILLIAMS.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
BARRY ZITO
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Justin Miller
coming out after about 20 pitches.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
MLB.com: “OMG FELIPE LOPEZ IS A TRIPLE SHORT OF THE CYCLE”
Score: Reds 13, D-Bags 5
(Note: 13 runs and Jay Bruce goes 0-5. My fantasy team is not pleased)
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 11, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
mine either
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
HAHAH
my team and Brandon Phillips are laughing at your team
also willy tavares
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
My thoughts upon reading this:
Oh wow, The Dbacks are probably killing Cinci- oh, what?
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles
by Useful_Idiot on May 11, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
mine is happy
/smiles at Lopez and Votto
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I had Votto last year. Man I wish Ishi could hit like Votto. Could happen! Right? Right?
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 11, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I have Votto this year :D
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I got second pick this year and got Poo-holes.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 11, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I picked Hamilton first round :\
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
he’ll be back tomorrow. hopefully, his hitting will return
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I love Votto. Serious mancrush.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
BAHHHH!!!!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Does anybody realize if we score 3 more runs we will pass the A’s as the team with the least amount of runs?!? (They’ve played 2 less games though)
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
Osiris Matos looks like he should be pretty good. He just looks like a badass.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
This is true of a disturbing number of young pitchers.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
They would leave the label on if they could.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 11, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Randy Messenger.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
shift defense fail
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
someone tell Dunn that's not allowed.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
Also Zimmerman should have gone
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
his unfamiliarity with the park cost him.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
it wouldn’t be the first time
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
you mean get Affeldt the save opportunity. Wilson pitched 2 full last night, Affeldt only threw like 13 pitches.
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
also, Wilson needs a day off to deal with Blakegate
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 11, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Here we go.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Randy Winn can catch that
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I hear a “What’s the matter with Willingham” chant
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
HE’S A BUM!
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
That seems to be the sentiment
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Not sure if he’s a bum but his fielding skills don’t seem to be the finest
by Sabean's_Folly on May 11, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
That sure is a brutal one.
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by BruteSentiment on May 11, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Number 16 sucks
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
smallest crowd in the history of AT&T
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I don’t know, I wasn’t paying attention but Jon said it was.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
They’ve set that record a couple of times this season.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Did this game just slow WAAAAY down?
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
Yeah,
and the seagulls came in. They think it’s over.
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
They can sense the stench of death.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 11, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Matos is the Latino Steve Trachsel
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
that's funny
For some reason, I read that as “Matos is the human Steve Trachsel.” Also funny. But yours is more true.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 11, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
More seagulls than fans right now
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Those are the ones hit to Lewis that scare me
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Lot’s of Nationals on the bases and seagulls are attracted to trash. Draw your own conclusions
by Sabean's_Folly on May 11, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate you.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Indian Heritage Night tonight
Lars cries.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I missed it-- you have feelings about the various Heritage nights?
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 11, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
If your forehead dot has a pony tail, you should really get a dermatologist to check that out. Doesn’t sound healthy.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
My typing skills are being influenzad by a combination of Costco granola and Black Velveta
by Sabean's_Folly on May 11, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Black Velveta must not be good cheese.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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When they were talking about Japanese Heritage Night the other day on tv, I misheard it as Javanese Heritage Night. I was like, wow, they’re really branching out! Maybe Lars really will get his wish.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Washington NationLOLs Whale POD cast
not even I can understand that one
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
race traitor?
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 11, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
STFD KEARNS!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
HEAT
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
1.21 GIGAWATTS!
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD JOANNA KEARNS!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
Hee
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on May 11, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Was infatuated with her during the 80s.
by non sequitur on May 11, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Better her than Tracy Gold
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on May 11, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
MOTHER LOVER!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Smoking is desirable and attractive.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
anti-smoking ads have been getting worse and worse. Now they’re going after the cigarette companies ADVERTISING?! Seriously? When’s the last time you saw a cigarette ad?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Somewhere around 8-10 years?
Didn’t they ban those?
Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
I saw one in Vogue when I was getting my hair cut. I was really surprised to see it. Billboards have been gone for a long time.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 11, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
and wtf are these “free samples” they’re talking about?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
negative
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Yes it’s awesome. It makes me want to drink scotch and smoke all day while I’m working.
And have Joan as my secretary… my actual secretary just isn’t getting it.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 11, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
plus, you can bang your secretary… and it’s OK!!! (I was born too late)
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 11, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
No kidding. I LOVE LOVE LOVE that show.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 11, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
heh, that’s awfully true. but as anyone who’s been a smoker can tell you, those things are an ad unto themselves, with their beautiful, sexy, god-just-wanna-smoke-em packaging.
just a sambple of carbon-based wastage
twss
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Anybody else saving their waiver priority for Strasburg?
Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
You might get three starts out of him. So no.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on May 11, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn't everyone?
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 11, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Saving Myself for Strasburg
Purity Ball 2009
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 11, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
in actuality, lol
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 11, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
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by BruteSentiment on May 11, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
My team's too good to have waiver priority
HAH!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Kip Wells is closing for the Nationals? Hahahahahahahaha.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I was pretty sure he could be a dominant closer….in 1995.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
That was my FB status..
After we lost 6 in a row earlier this year.
Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
ROWAND WINN AND ISHIKAWA
MURDERER’S ROW
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
More like a voluntary manslaughter row, but yes, it's a great improvement.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 11, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
who gives a shit? we scored 10 runs!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
if rowand, winn and ishikawa are all going to start hitting at once now, that could help.
then again, nationals pitching.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I suspect your last point is the most valid one.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
It was 2 - 1 and I said it was "unmaintainable".
I do so love it when I’m right.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
FRED GOT A HIT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I’m sure wilriv will blame Fred for not getting that RBI.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
it’s ONE of the reasons
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Well
Not that I care about RBI’s, but Lewis deserved one there.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Time for a splash down
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
That swing was the ishi I remember
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
and again
Really – 2 pitches in arow?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
He’s 3-3 with a walk, I think he’s allowed one bad AB.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Yeah no kidding.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 11, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
But that AB showed that he hasn’t really corrected his big flaw.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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Big Flaws often don’t get corrected. See Bengie. See Feliz. but if they can get marginalized, If the hitter can hit and drive the mistakes, then maybe you have something. I think we’d be thrilled with Felizian production out of Ishi for this year.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
fail
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
That was a very Ishikawa AB.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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(noooooo) I was just starting to like the good one
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 11, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I suggest Shock Treatment.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Hip tip:
No need to swing at pitches that are either in the dirt or in the catcher’s mitt.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Matos should be hacking.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
MATOS HIT!!!!!!!!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
Woo hoo!
He’s now outhitting Rowand for the season. ;)
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
1 RBI less than Lewis.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Fred Lewis has one more RBI than Osiris Matos.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
That was awesome.
Of course, if he pulled a hamstring not so much.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 11, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
MATOS!!!!!!!!!
PRAISE THE SUN GOD!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
I BEAT YOU
loser.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Matos gets RBI!
Fred Doesn’t :(
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
LOLsiris
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 11, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
Burris to himself:
“I really liked that last AB of Ish”
by Sabean's_Folly on May 11, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
SHIT! What IS it with our young guys swinging at that impossibly inside crap????
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Protecting with 2 strikes? But yeah it wasn’t even close
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
That's not protecting; that's giving away the 3rd strike for absolutely nothing.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 11, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
hm, I should probably go to bed. And yet.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Hell, no, you. Game's not over. You have to stay, just in case it's you.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 11, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
But I have work early tomorrow morning and Matos is Steve Trachsel :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Dirtbag
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
this is an excellent plaintive whine. Steeve Trassshelllll!!!
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
Best whine ever? Luke Skywalker.
POWER CONVERTORS!
by Lars The Wanderer on May 11, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
true. you might be too young, but do you remember Somebody Moore (I think) for the A's in early 1990s?
I had noticeable beard growth during his half-innings.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 11, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Mike Moore? Former Mariner?
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 11, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember him.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 11, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes! That's him.
He was, let’s say, leisurely. And I didn’t recall his being so slow when he was with the Mariners, but when he came to the A’s, ohhhhhhhh, was he de… lib…..er…..ate.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 11, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Only 1 run behind the A’s to get out of last place in runs scored.
Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Two more games against the Nats, and the A’s get Kansas City. Do they get Greinke and Bannister? It’s a lock for us!
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 11, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
OH! YOU’RE LISA STEVENS!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
’Nite Gar.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
50-50
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
still, there’s more than at Dodger Stadium on Mother’s Day
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 11, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Announcing their failure to make the playoffs
by Sabean's_Folly on May 11, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
fired mullen
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.
by Speedforthewin on May 11, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
if he just signed Davis… life would be so different
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 11, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
lol what rotoworld?
Decision time is approaching for the Giants, who have to figure out whether it’s worth going forward with Travis Ishikawa at first base. It’s increasingly clear that Pablo Sandoval is no long-term option at third
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
lolwut?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
They must have had this message on a time delay set at spring training.
Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK
he he
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Within a few years, every statement in the world will have a sexual connotation.
by non sequitur on May 11, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
huh huh huh. you said statement
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
He said ‘ewe’? What is this, Hillbilly night?
SFDugout.com is BACK! See the Top 50 Giants Prospects!
by BruteSentiment on May 11, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
As Andy Warhol predicted.
Heh heh… predicted.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 11, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
heh heh. Heh.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 11, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
heh heh
Today.
Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK
He must’ve taken care of it himself since he struck out so many times.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 11, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Also enjoyed sparring with the other Johnson.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Ew.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Was it good for you to?
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this the Johnsonville Sausages Post-Game Comment of the Day?
SFDugout.com is BACK! See the Top 50 Giants Prospects!
by BruteSentiment on May 11, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
>=|
Hmph.
Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK
lol Matos
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
What's happening?
Why is Miller talking about Dom? oh Rags visit.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
Oh, I’m sorry I was unclear. I just didn’t get why Miller could talk about him completely uninterrupted by the game for a full minute. I meant more “Why is Jon just talking and talking?”
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
Jon Miller going on a tangent in late innings? Say it ain’t so.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
believe it of not...
One of my little league coaches played ball with them as a kids. Yes, we usually shut up when he talked. maybe we did not get it but we were quite for bit.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
i think i saw rowand dive for that
by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions
STFD GUZMAN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Yeah! an out
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions
Medders
Here to point up that it ain’t over ‘til it’s over.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions
I DON’T BELIEVE IT
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
WOW. I completely gave up on that one.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 11, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions
did that hit a bird?
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions
Oh geez.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
LOL GIANTS
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
wow. Zimmerman Oppo.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions
Could have done without that.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions
Wow Zimmerman is a man among men right now.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 11, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions
Ryan Zimmerman = Juan Pierre
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
WITH POWER!
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
w/ 80% less suck!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO HIT FOR POWER AT AT&T!!!!!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Zimmerman is luke-warm.
SFDugout.com is BACK! See the Top 50 Giants Prospects!
by BruteSentiment on May 11, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions
Um srsly WTF Giants
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
zimmerman....
…..lets just walk him the rest of the series
by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions
Zimmerman’s been doing a bit of that lately.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
PITCH TO THE SCORE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Matos kind of sucks.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Indeed
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
to be fair
He’s the 12 pitcher, has thrown 45 pitches. Its well pasy what he should be doing, and is taking one for the team.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I can hear the sucking sound here in Redwood City
by Sabean's_Folly on May 11, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I kind of like him, but he’s not exactly at his best tonight.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
But, infield hits
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
So this game might suck if Cabrera wasn’t a mess and Willingham played catch.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions
Matos wouldn’t be in a close game.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Well Cabrera’s always been a mess.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
and it continues…
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions
wow that’s fucking pathetic. 7 run lead and you can’t get 3 outs.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Giants baseball!
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm cutting him some slack..
probably lost some juice after that infield single.
Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
true but still
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
And after HE gives up four , it's
Please , Medders!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Guess Zimmerman's shoulder is better
Good grief. And at night, too!
In honor of his base-hit and RBI, I was going to suggest Matos get a nickname — I was thinking “Nothing Else Matos.” Now I think there should be a comma in there — “Nothing else, Matos!”
by Rick Parker (Lewis) Can't Lose on May 11, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions
Wow
I know he’s killing us, but I’m a Zimmermann fan right now. Just wow.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I never would’ve realized Hitler would be down with Juan Pierre.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
There are a lot of guys who that hasn’t stopped us with.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
But
he’s not a douche, at least not that I’ve seen
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on May 11, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I always feel compelled to point out that that doesn't say what most people say it says
“As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1.”
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
It’s just that most people think Godwin’s Law is that the first person to bring Hitler into an argument automatically loses. It doesn’t.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
“it isn’t,” I meant.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Into to the Godwin's Law FAQ
One of the most famous pieces of Usenet trivia out there is “if you mention
Hitler or Nazis in a post, you’ve automatically ended whatever discussion
you were taking part in”. Known as Godwin’s Law, this rule of Usenet has a
long and sordid history on the network – and is absolutely wrong. This FAQ
is an attempt to set straight as much of the history and meaning of Godwin’s
Law as possible, and hopefully encourage users to invoke it a bit more
sparingly. Of course, knowing Usenet, it won’t do an ounce of good…
It’s a pet peeve of mine.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
nice theme.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
quit showing off
you photoshop whiz!!!!
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 11, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
You sure that's Photoshopped? Or are you a natural skeptic?
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 11, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno man.
Zimmerman is okay. I like him.
Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK
Matos
I think Matos thought that if he pitched for an hour and half they would have to give him a save. They’d forget that he only pitched two innings and give him the 3-inning save.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
Medder Cheese!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions
If I were a violent sort, inclined to murder, I'd go after the writer, producer, director of that pathetic pizza commercial
But as I’m not violent, I’ll just stay here and bitch about it
by Sabean's_Folly on May 11, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions
Here!
But i don’t know where the rest of them are.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
MEHDDERS
FINISH THIS MOTHERFUCKING GAME
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Hm. This game has been nice.
How about we finish it.
Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK
Because of Matos Wilson has to get hot. No reason for that to ever happen.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions
THROW STRIKES, [GIANTS PITCHER]!
Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK
SAVE SITUATION WHOOT WHOOT
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
LOL WILSON
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Jesus
I want to go watch HIMYM tonight people!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
LMAO…they are going to tie it up with a slam
by Lars The Wanderer on May 11, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions
damn you
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
If jponry said this, I would be afraid… very very afraid.
by DividedByZero on May 11, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
7 run lead and we need 3 pitchers to get 3 outs
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Rethinking talking you out of going to bed.
This MIGHT not be your fault, but what if it is?
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 11, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I ain’t shittin you dawg, I wasn’t swinging at that curveball again
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 11, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions
I laughed
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
save that one.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s just middle relievers being their scrub like selves.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t possibly see how this could go wrong.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
but
everyone pitches every day! Just like pony league
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
card carrying Bochy Hatter
by natteringnabob on May 11, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
BUT THE SAVES!!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
how do you think Trevor Hoffman set the save record?
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Helps that he was really fucking good.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
2 shitty teams
trying to out fail eachother
by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions
WHOEVER IT WAS WHO SAID THE PITCHERS HAVEN’T WALKED ANYONE, I BLAME YOU
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
Wow. Not the best pitching performances today.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions
Well he was warming up.
might as well come in and strike a guy out.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
I hate this team
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Once down by plenty, the Nationals rally enough to get the closer in. They are trying to trying to out-Giants the Giants.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions
BRIAN
FUCKING FINISH HIM OR I’LL KILL YOU
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
AND THEN ILL KILL YOU AGAIN
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on May 11, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
yup
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions
SAVE SITUASHUN
whoever has him in fantasy is pumped
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Jesus saves
John the Baptist FTW
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
card carrying Bochy Hatter
by natteringnabob on May 11, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD WILLINGHAM
jfc was that so hard???
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
FINALLY
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
well, that was easy
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Cheap ass save FTW
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
S....T...F.....D...
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions
WILSON!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions
yay!
wilson did his hand thing!
SUCK IT CASEY BLAKE!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions
Mo bettah dan dat he do the SLAM TH' DAMN DOOR thing!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, that really shows casey blake.
You know, if he cares or is watching .
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 11, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
WE WIN!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions
WE B WINNIN!
I’m still in the commercial break, but I’ll take y’alls word for it!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
That may have been Zimmerman by himself. What did he have, 14 hits?
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 11, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
we had a ton of walks
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I know, but Zimmerman may still have had 14 hits. I seem to remember about 6 home runs, too.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 11, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Cant have our laugher
Oh well, fun game to watch
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Ishi had the defensive play of the game? I missed it, but was it better than Manny’s DP?
Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
He went into the party pit and did a complete flip over the rails, holding on to the ball.
by non sequitur on May 11, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
3 pitch See Ya
that’s the way you do it, Brian.
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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 10:26 PM PDT reply actions
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