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That pic is full of win!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Fantastic pic.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon just mentioned Cabrera’s height again.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda that was in the dirt and you didn’t swing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Impressive, huh?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo, get a hit

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Done.

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on May 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you for your cooperation Pablo. That was a loud hit.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

i ended a date early...

because i saw on my phone that randy was having a good strike out day and i wanted to race home to mlb.tv it. this, my friends, is why i’m single.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on May 11, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Keep up the Good Fight, Brother…

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on May 11, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

STARE DOWN THOSE PINS

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

If Panda takes a walk… I will drink this can of coke.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh that’s better

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will still drink this coke.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

THREE BALL COUNT TO PABLO

THIS MUST BE KILLING HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

So just turned on the game, 9 k’s, really? Has he just been filthy?

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

When he’s not giving up HR, yes.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

PABLO

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

SWEET

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOM PANDA!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH PANDAS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I want Pablo and/or Manny to hit a HR

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

So, Pablo then.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching Panda run

is an experience in of itself.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Pandamonium!

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Another lead off double!

Can we score this time?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

daniel cabrera: slumpbuster

by thebighead on May 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope this is one of those AB’s where Panda see’s the benefits of not swinging at those bad pitches early in count.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

PRODUCTIVE OUT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Kuip calling him Panda

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 11, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn good thing Panda got to 2nd..

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina slight success/fail. I’ll take it

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa

thought that they could have gotten Sandoval there, but oh well.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 11, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

That would have been a double play too.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

AW YOU GONNA TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT
AW DOWN BESIDE THAT RED FIRELIGHT
AW YOU GONNA LET IT ALL HANG OUT
FAT BOTTOMED GIANTS YOU MAKE THE ROCKIN’ WORLD GO ROUND

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on May 11, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Lucky Panda. That was very borderline for advancement.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey now, Randy. Put a fork in it.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

swing at that first one, Bengie.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I love pablo

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 11, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda suicide squueze

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Big Money

productive outs. does that lower his OBP?

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 11, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup..

Everything Bengie does lowers his OBP.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant as compared to his AVG. It counts as an AB and a PA.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Still counts as an AB.

by Natto on May 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

and average i believe, but I could be wrong

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

A groundball that moves up a hitter doesn’t count as a sacrifice. Counts as a normal out for his batting line.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your teammates will love you for helping the team out. I like it.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’d like him more if he got hits.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

True. But unselfish at-bats are great all around. Nothing worse than a Righty trying to yank a pitch to left and grounding out and the runner has to stay put.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a fat pitch

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Slightly rated

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

oooh ouch.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 11, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeow. Dwight had no chance.

by non sequitur on May 11, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU CABRERA

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

JERK

Walk slowly, Randy. Very slowly.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT CLASSY

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda

did that start here? Because if it did then its AWESOME that Kuip is using it

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 11, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

That would be tight

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wondering the same thing

this was the first place I heard it

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo’s teammates nicknamed him Kung Fu Panda.

by Natto on May 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was a Baggs creation.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 11, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I claim Panda Express, but his teammates were calling him Kung Fu Panda last season.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 11, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahh

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 11, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I brought up this point eight minutes ago!

by Natto on May 11, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first association of Pablo and panda around here was during our Zooperstars phase. Who knows when it started in the Giants clubhouse.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

WInn…. Let it get by you……

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on May 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm…setting up the double play

by Lars The Wanderer on May 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

was thinking the same thing

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouchie

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Wynn takes it in the rear: Unrated

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

*porn music*

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Outside target. Big miss.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

ooopppsssie!

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Cmon Scott

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

lol rowand has 2 walks

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Put a fork in it, Scott.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Watching the wind on the uniforms makes me glad I didn’t go to the yard tonight. As it is I’m wrapped up in a quilt just watching.

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 11, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

NO GIDP

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

HA! Ye of little faith…

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on May 11, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

UNRATED SPEED

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Speed!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s in the excedrine bottle

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT steal Winn.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

classy steal

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Please

don’t strike out.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 11, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

too late

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

GODDAMNIT AARON THE BREAKING BALL AWAY?

Again? At some point, you think he’d get the hint? I could swear I’ve seen him strike out on that some pitch about 200 times.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

No more double play. Now just put the ball in play

by Lars The Wanderer on May 11, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

you suck Rowand.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we have yeasterday Scott back now?

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU SUCK, JACKASS

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

dont worry. lewis is up

I'm a man

by Wes_Mantooth on May 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Frederick, now is a good time to get going.

by non sequitur on May 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Odds Fred puts the ball in play here? 46%

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

fuckin’ Scott

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Great here comes the fail

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Yet, not for us! YEAH!!!!

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on May 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You were correct but not in the way you probably meant it.

by Natto on May 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH

I MEANT IT

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WILLINGHAM

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Fred. You got lucky there.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

WOO HOO!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LEWIS RBI!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

No RBI b/c of the E. I think.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correct.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks for the update.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LMFAO

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

NATIONLOLs

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Nationlols

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on May 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL. Flew got lucky after 1st pitch swing.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

NATIONLOLS

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll take that

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

WOWOWOWOWOW!

How does that happen?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS WHY YOU PUT THE BALL IN THE PLAY!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

only way for lewis to get an RBI

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Too bad it was an error.

by Natto on May 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed. thought maybe they would score it a hit since it didn’t look like Willigham touched it.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 11, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT’S THE HIT THAT WILL TURN FRED’S SEASON AROUND

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad “d” will do that for you.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand

Fuck Gamey J McCrashintowallington already. I’m at my wits end with that guy.

Oh, and, uh, NATIONLOLS!

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Willingham

FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL

by KrazyKrabMeat on May 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Should be mentioned, more first pitch fail. BAILOUT

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I love being behind and knowing something good is coming up

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw, damn, they’re scoring it an error :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s funny when it’s not the Giants.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

always

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 11, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

I thought Lewis was hitting. But it looked like he was in the field, too. I am confused.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

…so, does that count as a couple of RBIs?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on May 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

nope :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahahah

IBB for Ishikawa?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Ish a Live!

/ cue 50’s horror movie music.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awful error

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Well. That makes up for that one drop Jason Ellison made in 06’.

Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.

by boonitez on May 11, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Finally

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on May 11, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

AT&T. I don’t remember the details; I just remember him setting up, opening the glove, and his facial expression when it bounced right out.

Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.

by boonitez on May 11, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is the crowd chanting?

by non sequitur on May 11, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Sixteen sucks. As in Willingham’s number.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this much better.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope its not..

ISHI SUCKS! I can’t hear anything besides that though…

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who ever the Giants put in the 8th spot does well.. First it was Rent, then Manny, now Ishi..

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

8th place FTW

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 11, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW, who else laughed when they saw/heard that?

by Classy_Argonaut on May 11, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

"SIXTEEN SUCKS"

Lol bleachers

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

When you get heckled, and they dont know your name. Ouch

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Willingham sucks” is harder to chant.

by Natto on May 11, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 11, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it were me, I think I’d prefer the number to the name

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 11, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would probably hurt at a place where one would expect the fans to be knowledgeable about baseball or even paying attn to the game.

by tony_flow on May 11, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes the pain even worse.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hilarious

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 11, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fear Ishikawa

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 11, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

wheres the rubber chickens??

by hawaiiconnect on May 11, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy lord

even I would have caught that

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 11, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

How many pitches has Flew seen this game?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

109

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s made two of his “outs” on two pitches, total. Not sure of the other one.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think 3 pitches on his other one.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m really disappointed by this, the last thing he needs to do is to become overly aggressive.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aside from balls bouncing off of heads

That was the most embarrassing thing I have ever seen on the diamond

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 11, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

2-0 Alright

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

By giving him four balls and allowing him to walk to first, thus ending his at bat

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on May 11, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Cabrera is scared of Johnson

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Good AB RJ

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

intentional unintential walk to RJ?

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 11, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Cabrera

pitch to the giants every day

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Cabrera is donezo. STRIKE NOW

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

rotfl

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

WTFTF!!

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on May 11, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugly walk, that.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap. Cabrera has completely lost it.

by non sequitur on May 11, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

weird, this message just arrived from 2005. Glitch.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on May 11, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEEAAAHHH RJ

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Wak for Johnson

That’s one ahead of Bengi!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 11, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

burris gotta toe

the rubber in the City.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh boy

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 11, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

This is unbelievable man

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 11, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL this is so hilarious i have an uncontrollable smile on my face. I LOVE DANIEL CABRERA

by thebighead on May 11, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Burriss fail?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s like watching Brian Wilson on another team! I love it.

Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.

by boonitez on May 11, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

This looks like Manbearpig is wearing a Manny mask.

by Natto on May 11, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOTALLY SERIAL!!

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 11, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mannybearpig?

Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.

by boonitez on May 11, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm confused.

Are the Giants pitching or batting? I though only the Giants were owned by opposing pitchers

Adopted: David B. Flemming

by Larson2042 on May 11, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish Burriss would hit an ITP grand slam

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 11, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Burriss should take 2 strikes before swinging

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 11, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

“Not a bad idea to take a strike.” ORLY?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Burris gotta walk

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

there’s a lot of slow on the basepaths Manny. gotta hit it out of the infield or talk a walk. that means take a walk.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 11, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Better late than never.

<img src="http://SFBLADE"/>

Proud father of Dallas Mcpherson, the Babe Ruth of AAA.

by The Thrill on May 11, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t have to be, that one.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on May 11, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Generous strike call

by Natto on May 11, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Ump giving charity

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay now swing manny

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Deuces. Come on Manny. Put a fork in it.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Dumb.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on blue

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Crappy calls

I think both were balls

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 11, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy Johnson gets some respect. Manny Burriss, not so much.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 11, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deuces again.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s it. a foul or two, and then watch 2 more balls.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 11, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

………..almost there…….

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on May 11, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is, protect the plate.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 11, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-2 count

burris gotta flow

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeebus

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Where does the ball have to go for Bengie to score from 3rd on a pass ball?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

up the catchers butt.

by thebighead on May 11, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Cove

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

First row

Question: What kind of bear is best?

by otis29 on May 11, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

San Jose?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 11, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

dugout.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 11, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice block. How has Cabrera not walked more batters this game?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

San Francisco Giants

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what I, and 90 other people, was going to say

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 11, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait for it…

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

ummm, hes pitching against the giants?

by hawaiiconnect on May 11, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

BASE HIT/BALL 4

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Burriss is about to have a heart attack like this is game 7 of a WS

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon. Let’s have a Nationals Special

by Natto on May 11, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

The irony is killing me

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lets get started on their relievers already! get a hit!

by tony_flow on May 11, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CABRERA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

good eye EB

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

What an AB

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 11, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

ROTFL WALK IN

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT AB

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I love bases-loaded walks for the Giants (hitters).

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahahaha

Let’s play the Nationals every day

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 11, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Burris gotta walk

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

miller said it was unearned. I guess Lewis was supposed to be out.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 11, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually feel bad for Cabrera

You’re a young pitcher and you get 2 outs and you get a lazy fly ball…

5 minutes later there are two runs on the board and you’ve lost concentration and walked the pitcher and walked in a run.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on May 11, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Is he still young?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

28? nah.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 11, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess he just looks young

that and I assume that anyone on the Nats is really a triple A level pitcher

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on May 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

he still has his health

by KrazyKrabMeat on May 11, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

So…Renteria swings at the first pitch?

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

“the giants way”

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LULZ.

im pretty excited that we are looking better than the natiolols right now.

by agiantmistake on May 11, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

That one Nationals fan IS FUCKING PSYCHED.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I was scared coming into today that we wouldn’t be smart enough to make Cabrera throw strikes. This is awesome.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Ed

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I missed the origin of this

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 11, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Ed “The Rally” Gar (the fish is a gar).

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just relatively unclever separating Edgar’s name into “Ed” and “Gar”. That beast is a kind of fish known as a Gar.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you call for unclever? I’m you man.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I love it, the gar pictures are hilarious.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t think you are giving me grief.
I just reval in bad puns.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh right on

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 11, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about this Garr?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see the resemblance.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roll, roll in da hay.
You want to go for a roll in da hay?

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hard to beat Young Frankenstien.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well-played, sir.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a gar fish.

by Natto on May 11, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those things are crazy

I saw one in nawlins once. They’re effing huge

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Gar is that you?

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry Vic. It had to be done.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEVER!

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Nationals bullpen”

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

PICKED UP MANNY IN FANTASY

shoulda taken winn though

/ducks

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 11, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

DANIEL CABRERA: WORST PITCHER OR THE WORST PITCHER?

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

YES HE IS

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you can’t hit Randy Johnson’s strike zone, should you really be in MLB?

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 11, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Willingham- worse fielder or WORST fielder?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 11, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most hilarious pitcher.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Serve up another Nationals Special!

by Natto on May 11, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Do National Specials somewhat resemble Cleveland Steamers?

Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.

by boonitez on May 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ew

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

its all part of Manny Acta’s strategy

Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.

by boonitez on May 11, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edgar 8th career grannie

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

We know that’s what he is thinking. but he should be thinking BB.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 11, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES YES YES

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

in a I feel bad for him kind of way

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 11, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s the relief?

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 11, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not in the Nats’ bullpen, that’s for fure.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it really isnt.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 11, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

KARMA BITCHES

this is well deserved for us having to watch our guys do this shit all the time

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was pretty entertaining to me.

by Natto on May 11, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s just the pain of the GIANT grin on my face. I’m not use to the strain or feeling

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 11, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, He’s pretty bad right now

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Good take.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

YES YES YES

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t make RJ run.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

ROTFL

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew, that was close. Also, ED!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

GIANTS RUNS!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 11, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

GIANTS RUNS WALKS!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW, why is he still in there?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Manager making him clean up his own mess

Instead he’s messing himself worse.

Question: What kind of bear is best?

by otis29 on May 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that’s the case, he should make Willingham pitch.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk says their bullpen is beat up, so Acta’s probably been reluctant to warm up the bullpen.

by non sequitur on May 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

this only strengthens my opinion that

If that’s the case, he should make Willingham pitch.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He could walk 6 guys too

Question: What kind of bear is best?

by otis29 on May 11, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by thebighead on May 11, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I kinda want to buy Cabrera a beer or something

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

He wants to buy Willingham a beer

by Sabean's_Folly on May 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let RJ walk all the way around the bases so he’s not tired for next inning.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Question: What kind of bear is best?

by otis29 on May 11, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

NATIONALS FANS KNOW BOUT WALKS AND WHATNOT

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY! it’s nice to be on the receiving side of one of these innings.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

This is VanLandinghamesque.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

The LF should be ignored in the dugout by him teammates.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

16 sucks 16 sucks

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

but he hit the fair pole!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that makes him -2 for the day. So far.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excuse me, -3.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

walks

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that was suppose to link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMjnoaWnDZA

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 11, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is amusing

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

The illusion of a good offense...

It feels kind of nice.

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on May 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY GUYS

remember when willingham dropped that ball LOLZ

by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

A little music for the commercial break

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Epic fail for Nats this inning on so many levels

by ACgiant97 on May 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Inside Cabrera's mind:

OPEN BASE!

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

home plate?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 11, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk is proud

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think of how many runs we’d have if we didn’t have all those shitty at bats at the beginning of the game.

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m happy we haven’t seen any strikeouts since the IBB and the Johnson BB. But now we got Panda, Money and Scott. So…

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 11, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 walks! in one game!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

PIGS FLYING

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell freezes.

Fairley odd parent to Wendell
converting tools into skills since 2008...

by WTF on May 11, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ thanks the lord I didn't start him

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 11, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not understand this at all. Can you explain?

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 11, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s something, like, if a batter takes 4 balls in an AB, he gets first base. I thought only Barry Bonds was allowed to do that but apparently other players can too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Randy’s last start!

by Natto on May 11, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only 3 earnies so far.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

only 3 ER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not even this asinine Pizza Whisperer commercial can ruin my mood!

by Natto on May 11, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

My slingbox can’t handle when the threads get too big.. I have to chose one or the other

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

CHOOSE MOAR BANDWIDTH

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY WASNT PABLO UP EARLIER

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Even Pablo is taking pitches!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 11, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

2-0 to pablo

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

3-0

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The flock of pigs are flying in formation

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

subject/predicate fail

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOOOO

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Pablo and Molina both Walk, does the world end?

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 11, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA, just take dawg

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

wait i dont think they changed pitchers, cabrera has just put on an elaborate disguise

by thebighead on May 11, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

after this game, do you think the light will go on re taking pitches? nah.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda. Not allowed to swing.

ooh now its three and one. he’s hacking!

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 11, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus. Why has Acta left Cabrera in? Does he hate Nats fans?

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 11, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT!?!?!?!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOLOLOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

kensing’s whip is almost 3. hahahahahaha

by thebighead on May 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Gosh.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

This is scary. What if Bengie walks? I don’t want.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on May 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

We'd undoubtedly be due some karmic retribution

at least at some point.

Adopted: David B. Flemming

by Larson2042 on May 11, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry for the unnecessary panic.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on May 11, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The world is going crazy

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

This is sad

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW?

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

you KNOW that killed Panda too

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

If Bengie doesn’t take a pitch here……….

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

He didn’t

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

RANDY JOHNSON JUST SCORED ON A WALK TO PABLO
THIS IS AMAZING

by Natto on May 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Pretty sure Bengie won’t walk here

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Anagram of "pitcher Daniel Cabrera"

DEAR CHARITABLE PRINCE

Tonight, most definitely.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

THE IRONY IS KILLING ME

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Money fail. Awesome.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

oh my…okay guys strike out now I’m starting to feel bad

Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.

by boonitez on May 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

leave it to bengie to swing at the first pitch after like 6 straight walks.

by thebighead on May 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie is like “let’s get this shit going”

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

so bengie swings at the first pitch

by hawaiiconnect on May 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMNIT BENGIE

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie was tired of that inning.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

OF COURSE BENGIE SWINGS AT THE FIRST PITCH.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s hard not to laugh. BENGIE DOES NOT WANT TO WALK!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK BENGIE

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh

Bengie, you think taking a pitch might have been a good idea there?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Anybody else not surprised that Molina swung?

by Natto on May 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Molina. Seriously?

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on May 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie Mercy kills the inning

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina, Goddamnit.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie swings at the first pitch…lol

by Lars The Wanderer on May 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Swings at first pitch.....

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 11, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

As if he has been watching a completely different game

by Sabean's_Folly on May 11, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina is a fucking idiot

by superk1ng on May 11, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Did they call in the little league kids to pitch tonight?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 11, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie. 1st pitch swinging. are you nuts dude!?

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 11, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes.

For a second, it looked as though he might take his first walk of the year!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG MONEY

4 STRAIGHT WALKS…….AND FIRST PITCH SWINGIN’ FAIL

by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

5 straight walks.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, at least I don’t feel depressed going to bed at the end of the fifth tonight. Night folks.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Goodnight!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

DREAM OF WALKS

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

’night

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

See ya

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on May 11, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 11, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dunn is gonna beg the Giants to let him stay

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

JOSH WILLOLHAM

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 11, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Honestly, he should just be benched for that. I know he’s been our best hitter, but come the fuck on.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on May 11, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously.

that shit is ridiculous.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 11, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He didn’t want to stand out on the bases getting cold

by tony_flow on May 11, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I kind of want to strangle Molina right now.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 11, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie sez

WTF are a walkz??!!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 11, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie didn’t want the world to end. I thank him for the gift of another day.

by Lars The Wanderer on May 11, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm 4 staright walks?

I KNOW I’LL SWING

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

A lot of comments that 1/2 inning

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Tap Plastics commercial

Tap Plastics commercial

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

the fantastic plastic place…tap tap tap

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 11, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear it’s fantastic plastic place

by Sabean's_Folly on May 11, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

bengie gives back

the nats bullpen was already chewed on throughout their road trip, and bengie thought they could use a break.

by Classy_Argonaut on May 11, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Can’t walk if you alwyays swing at the first pitch

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 11, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

greetings McCoven

Long time no see..

what’s the MLB mercy rule?

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

card carrying Bochy Hatter

by natteringnabob on May 11, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Dudes

it’s 8-3. I know this is a GD thread, but srsly. Calm down.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 11, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think anyone’s really angry at him.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hard to be angry after the lulz that was that inning

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

and I’m pretty sure if it had gone on any longer, there would be karmic retribution against the giants at some point.

Adopted: David B. Flemming

by Larson2042 on May 11, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

also it’s 8-2

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG I BLAME YOU

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA

WORST. JINX. EVER.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on May 11, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, no matter how impatient of a hitter you are or how good the pitch looks, you should NEVER swing at the first pitch after six straight walks. NEVER.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

why is everyone mad at Molina

He is just doing things the Giants way?

It’s everyone else that messed up.

by joe t on May 11, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish Xanthan were here. He would be amused.

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

’09 Giants are 11-0 when leading after 5. That is curious.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

the Giants have an amazing record when they score runs. odd that.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 11, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need aresearch grant to look into this.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

RJ!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Change-up of some sort.

by non sequitur on May 11, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Stay focused, Randy.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha this game is ridiculous

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL RANDY

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

HI I’M RANDY JOHNSON AND I EITHER STRIKE THEM OUT OR GIVE UP HR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

IT’S LIKE A VIDEO GAME

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF ball dude's shoes??

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 11, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this solo HR night or what?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

c’mon.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

STOP GIVING UP DINGERZ

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Good grief, Randy.

by Natto on May 11, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop giving up homeruns!!

by superk1ng on May 11, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

havent been here long tonight..

but have you all discussed how much delay mlb.tv has right now? you’all told me pablo walked before i even saw him take a pitch

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on May 11, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Mine’s fine. I’m getting it faster than any comments about the action.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 11, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

i blame bondslegend for saying the score was 8-3

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I CAN SEE THE FUTURE

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 11, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

and jinx it.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 11, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

When in doubt

blame Bondslegend…..or Grant

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

how did I get to be the bitch of McC?

It is eerie how I jinx EVERYTHING though.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 11, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

I feel better after than “RUN EXPLOSION”.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 11, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Solo shots don’t hurt us. Just throw strikes.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 11, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKK HR KKKKK HR KKKKK HR

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on May 11, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Nationals are running solo_dingerz.exe tonight

by DividedByZero on May 11, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish we could get some of those.

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll take 5 straight walks.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy KHR Johnson

Doing what he do

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 11, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS BECAUSE RJ HAD TO RUN THE BASES LAST INNING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I THINK YOU MEAN STAND AROUND LAUGHING AT CABRERA

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’d think of all people, Johnson could sympathize the most.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on May 11, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was not alive in 1988 therefore your argument is invalid!

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

MY HAIR IS A BIRD

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s almost like the Carl Everett Corollary

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 11, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Truly, an underused corollary.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on May 11, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carl Everett: Idiot Savant

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the way you clear things up.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ur doin it rong

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh…this will end up a nailbiter

by Lars The Wanderer on May 11, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL put in Howry

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Pen HOT

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

WTFail is going on

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Is RJ a 5 inning guy now?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

He's 45

so yes.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 11, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

not a gamer

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 11, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is never easy. Never

Never

Never easy

Never

Easy

Never

by Lars The Wanderer on May 11, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

nothing easy. noooooothing easy.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 11, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

haha two retarded teams

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

oh for fuck’s sake, Randy, we give you a 6 run lead, what is this shit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Who’s warming up?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

yep

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miller

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 11, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep…this one is not a lugher. It is still anyone’s game.

I hate Giants baseball.

by Lars The Wanderer on May 11, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate how right you are

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 11, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eight you are Ken Lars.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are any of these games vs. the Nats day games?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Wednesday

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 11, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

Wednesday.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 11, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

the good

0 walks 9 K

the bad

4 ER, 3 HR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

you know the rest.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy has given up a ridiculous amount of homers all season.

by Natto on May 11, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

10 HR in 37 innings, right?

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on May 11, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s got to correct itself at some point right? Because dayum.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhh Randy.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on May 11, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

the bullpen needs a day off

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 11, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

The Johnson gets yanked

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 11, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, he looked so good … just last inning

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

it’d be nice to get 2 innings from Miller

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

quiet you.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 11, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im getting worried

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Jack is a pretty good singer

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 11, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

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