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That pic is full of win!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
MOAR PUNZ!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Panda that was in the dirt and you didn’t swing!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
Impressive, huh?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Pablo, get a hit
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
Done.
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you for your cooperation Pablo. That was a loud hit.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
i ended a date early...
because i saw on my phone that randy was having a good strike out day and i wanted to race home to mlb.tv it. this, my friends, is why i’m single.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
Keep up the Good Fight, Brother…
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 11, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
STARE DOWN THOSE PINS
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
If Panda takes a walk… I will drink this can of coke.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
Oh that’s better
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I will still drink this coke.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
So just turned on the game, 9 k’s, really? Has he just been filthy?
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
PABLO
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
BOOM PANDA!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I want Pablo and/or Manny to hit a HR
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Watching Panda run
is an experience in of itself.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Pandamonium!
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Another lead off double!
Can we score this time?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
PANDA MONIUM!
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Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
I like Kuip calling him Panda
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Me too.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Molina slight success/fail. I’ll take it
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Whoa
thought that they could have gotten Sandoval there, but oh well.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
AW YOU GONNA TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT
AW DOWN BESIDE THAT RED FIRELIGHT
AW YOU GONNA LET IT ALL HANG OUT
FAT BOTTOMED GIANTS YOU MAKE THE ROCKIN’ WORLD GO ROUND
Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK
Lucky Panda. That was very borderline for advancement.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
Hey now, Randy. Put a fork in it.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
swing at that first one, Bengie.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
I love pablo
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Big Money
productive outs. does that lower his OBP?
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
A groundball that moves up a hitter doesn’t count as a sacrifice. Counts as a normal out for his batting line.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Your teammates will love you for helping the team out. I like it.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
They’d like him more if he got hits.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
True. But unselfish at-bats are great all around. Nothing worse than a Righty trying to yank a pitch to left and grounding out and the runner has to stay put.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
That was a fat pitch
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
FUCK YOU CABRERA
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
JERK
Walk slowly, Randy. Very slowly.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Panda
did that start here? Because if it did then its AWESOME that Kuip is using it
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Wondering the same thing
this was the first place I heard it
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
I claim Panda Express, but his teammates were calling him Kung Fu Panda last season.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
ahh
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
The first association of Pablo and panda around here was during our Zooperstars phase. Who knows when it started in the Giants clubhouse.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
WInn…. Let it get by you……
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
was thinking the same thing
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Whoa
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Wynn takes it in the rear: Unrated
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
*porn music*
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Wow. Outside target. Big miss.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
lol rowand has 2 walks
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Put a fork in it, Scott.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
HA! Ye of little faith…
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 11, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Speed!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
classy steal
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
Please
don’t strike out.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
GODDAMNIT AARON THE BREAKING BALL AWAY?
Again? At some point, you think he’d get the hint? I could swear I’ve seen him strike out on that some pitch about 200 times.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
No more double play. Now just put the ball in play
by Lars The Wanderer on May 11, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
Nope.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
you suck Rowand.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Wow.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
FAIL
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
YOU SUCK, JACKASS
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
scouting report on scott
low and away…..yes he will swing
by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
fuckin’ Scott
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
Great here comes the fail
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Yet, not for us! YEAH!!!!
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
You were correct but not in the way you probably meant it.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
LOL WILLINGHAM
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Oh Fred. You got lucky there.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
WOO HOO!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
LEWIS RBI!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
No RBI b/c of the E. I think.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Correct.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LMFAO
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
NATIONLOLS
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
WOWOWOWOWOW!
How does that happen?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
WiLOLingham!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
Rowand
Fuck Gamey J McCrashintowallington already. I’m at my wits end with that guy.
Oh, and, uh, NATIONLOLS!
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
Willingham
FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL
Should be mentioned, more first pitch fail. BAILOUT
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
I love being behind and knowing something good is coming up
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
It’s funny when it’s not the Giants.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
Wait
I thought Lewis was hitting. But it looked like he was in the field, too. I am confused.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Hahahahah
IBB for Ishikawa?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Well. That makes up for that one drop Jason Ellison made in 06’.
Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.
Finally
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on May 11, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Sixteen sucks. As in Willingham’s number.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I hope its not..
ISHI SUCKS! I can’t hear anything besides that though…
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
Who ever the Giants put in the 8th spot does well.. First it was Rent, then Manny, now Ishi..
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
WOW, who else laughed when they saw/heard that?
by Classy_Argonaut on May 11, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
"SIXTEEN SUCKS"
Lol bleachers
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
When you get heckled, and they dont know your name. Ouch
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
That would probably hurt at a place where one would expect the fans to be knowledgeable about baseball or even paying attn to the game.
Makes the pain even worse.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Hilarious
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
ill say it again RANDY JOHSON
MOTHER LOVER!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
Holy lord
even I would have caught that
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
How many pitches has Flew seen this game?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
He’s made two of his “outs” on two pitches, total. Not sure of the other one.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Aside from balls bouncing off of heads
That was the most embarrassing thing I have ever seen on the diamond
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
FINISH HIM!
By giving him four balls and allowing him to walk to first, thus ending his at bat
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
Dear Cabrera
pitch to the giants every day
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
Cabrera is donezo. STRIKE NOW
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
rotfl
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Ugly walk, that.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
weird, this message just arrived from 2005. Glitch.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on May 11, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Wak for Johnson
That’s one ahead of Bengi!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
burris gotta toe
the rubber in the City.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
so this is what its like to watch the giants play against other teams
by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
It's a good time!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
TOTALLY SERIAL!!
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 11, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Mannybearpig?
Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.
I'm confused.
Are the Giants pitching or batting? I though only the Giants were owned by opposing pitchers
Adopted: David B. Flemming
I wish Burriss would hit an ITP grand slam
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
“Not a bad idea to take a strike.” ORLY?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Burris gotta walk
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Ump giving charity
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Deuces. Come on Manny. Put a fork in it.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Crappy calls
I think both were balls
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Randy Johnson gets some respect. Manny Burriss, not so much.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 11, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Deuces again.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
that’s it. a foul or two, and then watch 2 more balls.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
………..almost there…….
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 11, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Where does the ball have to go for Bengie to score from 3rd on a pass ball?
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
the Cove
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice block. How has Cabrera not walked more batters this game?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
San Francisco Giants
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
This is what I, and 90 other people, was going to say
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
wait for it…
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
ummm, hes pitching against the giants?
by hawaiiconnect on May 11, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
ROTFL WALK IN
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
I love bases-loaded walks for the Giants (hitters).
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Burris gotta walk
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
miller said it was unearned. I guess Lewis was supposed to be out.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
Burriss
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I actually feel bad for Cabrera
You’re a young pitcher and you get 2 outs and you get a lazy fly ball…
5 minutes later there are two runs on the board and you’ve lost concentration and walked the pitcher and walked in a run.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
I guess he just looks young
that and I assume that anyone on the Nats is really a triple A level pitcher
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
So…Renteria swings at the first pitch?
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
“the giants way”
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
That one Nationals fan IS FUCKING PSYCHED.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Ed

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I missed the origin of this
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
It’s Ed “The Rally” Gar (the fish is a gar).
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Just relatively unclever separating Edgar’s name into “Ed” and “Gar”. That beast is a kind of fish known as a Gar.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
What about this Garr?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Well-played, sir.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Those things are crazy
I saw one in nawlins once. They’re effing huge
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m sorry Vic. It had to be done.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
PICKED UP MANNY IN FANTASY
shoulda taken winn though
/ducks
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
hope you're talking about fantasy baseball
because otherwise that’s hot
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 11, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
DANIEL CABRERA: WORST PITCHER OR THE WORST PITCHER?
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
If you can’t hit Randy Johnson’s strike zone, should you really be in MLB?
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 11, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Willingham- worse fielder or WORST fielder?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Do National Specials somewhat resemble Cleveland Steamers?
Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.
Ew
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Edgar 8th career grannie
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
Not in the Nats’ bullpen, that’s for fure.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
No, it really isnt.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
KARMA BITCHES
this is well deserved for us having to watch our guys do this shit all the time
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Wow, He’s pretty bad right now
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
ROTFL
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Whew, that was close. Also, ED!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
GIANTS RUNS!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
GIANTS RUNS WALKS!
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
WOW, why is he still in there?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Manager making him clean up his own mess
Instead he’s messing himself worse.
Question: What kind of bear is best?
Kruk says their bullpen is beat up, so Acta’s probably been reluctant to warm up the bullpen.
by non sequitur on May 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
this only strengthens my opinion that
If that’s the case, he should make Willingham pitch.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I kinda want to buy Cabrera a beer or something
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
NATIONALS FANS KNOW BOUT WALKS AND WHATNOT
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
YAY! it’s nice to be on the receiving side of one of these innings.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
Wow
This is VanLandinghamesque.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
Wow
The LF should be ignored in the dugout by him teammates.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
but he hit the fair pole!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
So that makes him -2 for the day. So far.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Excuse me, -3.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Well that was suppose to link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMjnoaWnDZA
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
The illusion of a good offense...
It feels kind of nice.
Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK
HEY GUYS
remember when willingham dropped that ball LOLZ
by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
A little music for the commercial break
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Inside Cabrera's mind:
OPEN BASE!
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
home plate?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Kruk is proud
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Think of how many runs we’d have if we didn’t have all those shitty at bats at the beginning of the game.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
6 walks! in one game!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
PIGS FLYING
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
/ thanks the lord I didn't start him
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I do not understand this at all. Can you explain?
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 11, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Only 3 earnies so far.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
with a WHIP over 3. OUCH.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 11, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Not even this asinine Pizza Whisperer commercial can ruin my mood!
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
My slingbox can’t handle when the threads get too big.. I have to chose one or the other
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
CHOOSE MOAR BANDWIDTH
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY WASNT PABLO UP EARLIER
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Even Pablo is taking pitches!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
2-0 to pablo
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
3-0
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
The flock of pigs are flying in formation
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
subject/predicate fail
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
BOOOOO
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
after this game, do you think the light will go on re taking pitches? nah.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
Panda. Not allowed to swing.
ooh now its three and one. he’s hacking!
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
Jesus. Why has Acta left Cabrera in? Does he hate Nats fans?
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
WHAT!?!?!?!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Sorry for the unnecessary panic.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on May 11, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
The world is going crazy
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
This is sad
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW?
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
He didn’t
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
RANDY JOHNSON JUST SCORED ON A WALK TO PABLO
THIS IS AMAZING
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on May 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Pretty sure Bengie won’t walk here
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Anagram of "pitcher Daniel Cabrera"
DEAR CHARITABLE PRINCE
Tonight, most definitely.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
THE IRONY IS KILLING ME
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Oh, Money fail. Awesome.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
GOD DAMNIT BENGIE
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Bengie was tired of that inning.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
OF COURSE BENGIE SWINGS AT THE FIRST PITCH.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
It’s hard not to laugh. BENGIE DOES NOT WANT TO WALK!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Sigh
Bengie, you think taking a pitch might have been a good idea there?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Fucking Molina. Seriously?
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Bengie Mercy kills the inning
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Molina, Goddamnit.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Swings at first pitch.....
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
As if he has been watching a completely different game
by Sabean's_Folly on May 11, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Did they call in the little league kids to pitch tonight?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Bengie. 1st pitch swinging. are you nuts dude!?
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
OMG MONEY
4 STRAIGHT WALKS…….AND FIRST PITCH SWINGIN’ FAIL
by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
5 straight walks.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, at least I don’t feel depressed going to bed at the end of the fifth tonight. Night folks.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Goodnight!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
DREAM OF WALKS
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
See ya
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Unbelievable. Bench him. Really.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 11, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
+1
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
JOSH WILLOLHAM
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 11, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
Honestly, he should just be benched for that. I know he’s been our best hitter, but come the fuck on.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
seriously.
that shit is ridiculous.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I kind of want to strangle Molina right now.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Bengie sez
WTF are a walkz??!!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Bengie didn’t want the world to end. I thank him for the gift of another day.
by Lars The Wanderer on May 11, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
Hmm 4 staright walks?
I KNOW I’LL SWING
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
A lot of comments that 1/2 inning
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
Tap Plastics commercial
Tap Plastics commercial
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
bengie gives back
the nats bullpen was already chewed on throughout their road trip, and bengie thought they could use a break.
by Classy_Argonaut on May 11, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
Can’t walk if you alwyays swing at the first pitch
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 11, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
greetings McCoven
Long time no see..
what’s the MLB mercy rule?
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
card carrying Bochy Hatter
Dudes
it’s 8-3. I know this is a GD thread, but srsly. Calm down.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I don’t think anyone’s really angry at him.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Hard to be angry after the lulz that was that inning
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
also it’s 8-2
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
OMG I BLAME YOU
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
HAHA
WORST. JINX. EVER.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
why is everyone mad at Molina
He is just doing things the Giants way?
It’s everyone else that messed up.
How does Bengie not take a pitch?
This is inexcusable. And it was a ball.
I wish Xanthan were here. He would be amused.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
and 13-0 when scoring first
or something
RJ!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
Stay focused, Randy.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
LOL RANDY
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
HI I’M RANDY JOHNSON AND I EITHER STRIKE THEM OUT OR GIVE UP HR
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
IT’S LIKE A VIDEO GAME
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF ball dude's shoes??
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Is this solo HR night or what?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
c’mon.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
STOP GIVING UP DINGERZ
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
havent been here long tonight..
but have you all discussed how much delay mlb.tv has right now? you’all told me pablo walked before i even saw him take a pitch
Dodgers fans eat their young.
Mine’s fine. I’m getting it faster than any comments about the action.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 11, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow Zimmerman is hot
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 11, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
i blame bondslegend for saying the score was 8-3
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I CAN SEE THE FUTURE
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
and jinx it.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
by kennv on May 11, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
When in doubt
blame Bondslegend…..or Grant
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Seriously
how did I get to be the bitch of McC?
It is eerie how I jinx EVERYTHING though.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Well
I feel better after than “RUN EXPLOSION”.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
KKKK HR KKKKK HR KKKKK HR
Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK
I wish we could get some of those.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Randy KHR Johnson
Doing what he do
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
THIS IS BECAUSE RJ HAD TO RUN THE BASES LAST INNING
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I THINK YOU MEAN STAND AROUND LAUGHING AT CABRERA
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
You’d think of all people, Johnson could sympathize the most.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Really. It’s like RJ 1988
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 11, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I was not alive in 1988 therefore your argument is invalid!
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s almost like the Carl Everett Corollary
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 11, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Truly, an underused corollary.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Carl Everett: Idiot Savant
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Pen HOT
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
WTFail is going on
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
not a gamer
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
It is never easy. Never
Never
Never easy
Never
Easy
Never
by Lars The Wanderer on May 11, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
nothing easy. noooooothing easy.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
ugh
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
The San Francisco Giants
They’ll break your heart
by Classy_Argonaut on May 11, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
Who’s warming up?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
yep
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Miller
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Yep…this one is not a lugher. It is still anyone’s game.
I hate Giants baseball.
by Lars The Wanderer on May 11, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
I hate how right you are
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Are any of these games vs. the Nats day games?
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
Wednesday
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
yeah
Wednesday.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
the good
0 walks 9 K
the bad
4 ER, 3 HR
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Randy has given up a ridiculous amount of homers all season.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
10 HR in 37 innings, right?
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Damn
the bullpen needs a day off
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
The Johnson gets yanked
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 11, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
Man, he looked so good … just last inning
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
it’d be nice to get 2 innings from Miller
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
quiet you.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Another dinger makes it a 1 run game
by Lars The Wanderer on May 11, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope
as of now it would be a two run game if the nats homered
by Classy_Argonaut on May 11, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Im getting worried
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Jack is a pretty good singer
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

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