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Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Rocks and a River

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that the mike gravel pond?

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on May 11, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishikawa = 石川

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. Wow.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on May 11, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

pasta diving sandoval!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Wish WE had a Cristian Guzman…

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on May 11, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

we will. just be patient.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Serenity.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

NOW

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

No personal phone calls on company pond.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on May 11, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

johnson sounds like what we need

by hawaiiconnect on May 11, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

what is TWSS?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 11, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what she said

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 11, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what she said.

by Natto on May 11, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh

haha

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 11, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're too slow

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 11, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

second place again

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on May 11, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

On my browser, my reply came before yours.

by Natto on May 11, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That happens to me a lot

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t swing that way, guy

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

johnson walks and zimmerman 3-run shot

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher]

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

[Giants pitcher]: Kk.

Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.

by boonitez on May 11, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher].

by Natto on May 11, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

hehehe…Johnson on Johnson…

Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.

by boonitez on May 11, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

If I have the time, I bet I could a great parody of Spinal Tap’s “Sex Farm,” reworked to be about the Giants’ offense.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 11, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Rework Big Bottom to be about Pablo and Bengie.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 11, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or it could be “Stud Farm,” about the minor league system.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 11, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Workin’ on a stud farm. Trying to raise some shortstops.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 11, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if it references Jacks Williams and toeing the rubber in the City.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big Jacks Williams, I’m gonna throw you one
Big Jacks Williams, you’ll rake and catch so well
Big Jacks Williams, can’t you see wil’s silo rising high, high, HIGH?

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 11, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL :D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alternately

Brandon Crawford, whiff at the high hard one
Brandon Crawford, you’ll toe the rubber soon
Brandon Crawford, call Joe Nathan for advice, vice, VICE!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 11, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

“[Johnson] is the whole package.”

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD GOMER PYLE

GIANTS BRASS!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, he’s here.

by Natto on May 11, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

KKKKohnson

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on May 11, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Johnson!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

ACQUAINT YOURSELF WITH THE DUGOUT FURNITURE, NICHOLAS.

by non sequitur on May 11, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

STFD (other) JOHNSON

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit down!

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

took a nasty shit?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That or stll thinking about Gaints “O” and Spinal tap drummers.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmm
sit down.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

just leave it like that

Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.

by boonitez on May 11, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, up or sideways would just be gross.

by non sequitur on May 11, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

This randy johnson kid is pretty good. looks like he has progeria though.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy K Johnson doin' what he does

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 11, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

RATS!

Bowker, Frandsen, Guzman > Lewis, Velez, Ishikawa

by NuschlerFace on May 11, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a lovely fielder’s choice. Shoulda been a DP.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Should have been two. That BID must have been more difficult than it looked.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I am pretty surprised by Ish not making that play after looking at the replay. He seems to be pretty automatic on picks in the dirt.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishi gets a pass

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Wishbone? Looks more like IgG.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

[golf clap]

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

+109

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lol’d

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just got home… Did we score first? Who’s doing well?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishikawa clutch hit

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on May 11, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

willingham hr, isshi catch, johnson k

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

they scored first. ISHIKAWA got an RBI single.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah!!!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come one Ed.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

How about a leadoff runner

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Rentefail

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 11, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

why do these idiots keep swinging at cabrera’s shitty pitches in the dirt?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

This is a rhetorical question, right?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 11, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because they are idiots.

by Natto on May 11, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a terrible AB..

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder if ESPN was hoping to get Lincecum or Johnson on Sunday. Too bad they’ll have to settle for stupid sucky Matt Cain!

by Natto on May 11, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe the Giants will trade him before then!

by satyricrash on May 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAILS

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

the Nats have obviously done their scouting.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Over under base runners vs. Johan Santana next Saturday?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Fail..

Set the over under at 1.5

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

push

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on May 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wooooohoooo panda

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Richie has been showing him some veteran tricks

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on May 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

PANDA!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Aurilia's been talking to Sandoval, I see

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 11, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo!

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

z

Panda!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on May 11, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Stick with it

Sticking with the oppo approach. Looks nice.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

better than the swing at the ball in the dirt approach

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

THEY TOOK ONE OF HIS SHITTY PITCHES IN THE DIRT!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

lololololol

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAAH I LOL'D

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

swweeet

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

wooohoooo money

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

lol pablo

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on May 11, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

BIG BOTTOM
BIG BOTTOM

TALK ABOUT BUM CAKES
MY THIRD AND FOURTH HITTERS’VE GOT ’EM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

AW YOU GONNA TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT
AW DOWN BESIDE THAT RED FIRELIGHT
AW YOU GONNA LET IT ALL HANG OUT
FAT BOTTOMED GIANTS YOU MAKE THE ROCKIN’ WORLD GO ROUND

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on May 11, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this back to back rallies?
It can’t be.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

cabrera is pitching

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

And this is Hack -A -Lotis Anonymous … err i mean the Giants “O”.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

NOT A STRIKE! DID NOT SWING!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

i love how kurk and kuip call him panda

if you were watching a giants game for the first time you would wonder wut the hell was up

by sadison bummedgarner on May 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

winn

.292 with RISP

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on May 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

WINN MONEY!

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

woooooohhoooooooooohohohohohohohooooooo wtf

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NATIONALS

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CABRERA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

CLASSY RIB!!!!!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

BEARS BEETS BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on May 11, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

RsBI!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Adam Dunn really loafed on that one.

by Natto on May 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

1 single at a time

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

WIIINNNNNNN

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

not so loud or we might scare them away.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

F’N A COTTON!!!

Bowker, Frandsen, Guzman > Lewis, Velez, Ishikawa

by NuschlerFace on May 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I like this Cabrera guy

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

What? 3 hits in a row? Usually it takes 4 hits in a row to score.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

sometimes 5

Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.

by boonitez on May 11, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’ll take two more to score Bengie.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am sure The Emperor approves.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Now that’s what I call a randy Randy situation!

by Natto on May 11, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

lol “Nieves wants to talk things over with Daniel Cabrera.”

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Nieves: “You’re terrible.”

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 11, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go panda, well what a time to join the telecast.

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 11, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s the low Panda fly

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

ONE BASE AT A TIME

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Cmon Scott drop a bat on it

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Here we go Errant. Let’s keep this going.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm shocked

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 11, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

People to feel sorry for: Randy St. Claire.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 11, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s a fine name for a film mogul.

by Natto on May 11, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

An adult film mogul?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

scotts gonna fuck it up

by hawaiiconnect on May 11, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

quadruple play

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

NationFaIL

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 11, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Gamer walk

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

GRITTY WALK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

WALK

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I like walks. They make me happy.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Errors?

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on May 11, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’ve equalled our season highs in walks and hits already

by hawaiiconnect on May 11, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Good walk.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

if Fred doesn’t drive in a run here, I’ll agree with wilriv.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

NationLOLS

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on May 11, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

RBI Opportunity for Fred!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t get how Daniel Cabrera gets to keep starting games. I get that he used to throw 100 mph but now he’s at 89 and he has no idea where its going.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on May 11, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow 2 BB already. There’s something fishy going on.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Splash Down coming…

Bowker, Frandsen, Guzman > Lewis, Velez, Ishikawa

by NuschlerFace on May 11, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

another bases loaded test. plz cabrera keep this up.

by thebighead on May 11, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

FRED LEWIS NEEDS TO STOP THINKING ABOUT OBP AND THINK MORE ABOUT RBI

by Natto on May 11, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

IF OBP WAS IMPORTANT THEY WOULD PUT IT ON THE SCOREBOARD

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 11, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to stop thinking about Arod AGone.
Bah just stop thinking.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walk bold.
Hard.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on May 11, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Flew 1st pitch swing LOL

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

And he's late...

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO STOP IT

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred’s not happy with himself.

by non sequitur on May 11, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

why is he swinging at everything

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred K Lewis, not so happy with himself

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 11, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Move Flew down to the 10th spot

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, Bengie’s not running home.

by Natto on May 11, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait what?

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on May 11, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie should have scored there.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

OH CHRIST

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh goddamnit

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit Fred

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 11, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

MOTHER FUCKER!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Fred is about to kill something

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah

a good ol’ fashioned Rally Kill

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Flem said he hit it really hard though. So there’s that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

It was a sharp grounder. Still, you’ve gotta be looking to elevate. That was an awful AB from Fred. Again.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t help but wonder if something’s physically wrong with him at the moment.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has no balance. Something is really wrong. The other bunion, perhaps?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe. He seems unable to drive the ball at all right now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You couldn't have struck out, Fred?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course...

Fred CAN’T drive a another run in until Early June

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course, what else could I expect.

Bases loaded, less than one out…

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on May 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow..

He hit it hard.. a little too hard for the ground attack strategy though.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Like sand through the hourglass…

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Isn't that

NEARLY his second one of the game? haha.

by BucksForever on May 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey we have three runs?

WTF?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

A strike-out would have been better.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is true.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

whoa

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

frustrated.

Not.

I.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bet I know what this is!

by non sequitur on May 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great. Now I miss Bonds again….

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on May 11, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

SWEET

but it’s not working for me

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOOD FUCKING JOB

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

who?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

not in LF, that’s for fucking sure

by KrazyKrabMeat on May 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jack Clark!

Bowker, Frandsen, Guzman > Lewis, Velez, Ishikawa

by NuschlerFace on May 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

FLew Fail

we need a “What to do with Fred Lewis” post up soon to get him out of this slump

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

FLEW GOTTA GO

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 11, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

it would be

louis gotta go

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

good point

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, foiled again

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

louis gotta go

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

RJ!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD DUKES

YOU STILL DEAD, DAWG

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD Dukes

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy Johnson's slider

Best pitch ever?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

When it’s on, it looks like it has two feet of lateral break.

by non sequitur on May 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Koufax’s curve would be up there, too.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn't lean into it like he used to.

I really miss 97 mph low with terrifying consistency.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pedro’s changeup in his prime

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nolan Ryans fastball

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kirk Rueter’s Fastball

Bowker, Frandsen, Guzman > Lewis, Velez, Ishikawa

by NuschlerFace on May 11, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Lincecum's everything?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 11, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

If one pitcher had those four pitches, good Lord. That would be unreal.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

first pitch BALL was right down the middle on gameday

by tony_flow on May 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

RJ

FINISH HIM

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

RJ!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Make him look foolish Randy

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Willingham

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD LOLLINGHAM

YOU HAVE A DOUCHEY NAME

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I want two rows.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

nasty Unit pitches

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Mission Accomplished

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy Johnson should only pitch at home.

by Natto on May 11, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

+ 296

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

(However many wins he has, 297?)

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

297?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

our own personal dave bush

by thebighead on May 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this Randy Johnson.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

so does belliard

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAIL

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ron “.139” Belliard?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop giving up homeruns.

by non sequitur on May 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought was a can of corn off the bat. He really got uner it.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow….

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

RONNIE BELLIARD??!

by Natto on May 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

we all get on randy johnsons dick and then he fucks up

by hawaiiconnect on May 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Well what does Mr Wolf say: Well, let’s not start sucking each other’s d****s quite yet.

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 11, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I BLAME NATTO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, he yanked Johnson’s pitch

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

STOP GIVING UP HOMERS JOHNSON

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

They threw it back or something? Crowd was cheering.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I assume so

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

MANNY BURRISS!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah scurvy

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

hmmm. Fly ball bad .

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Leather!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Sure could have used a couple of more runs, Fred

by Lars The Wanderer on May 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

burris gotta throw

by Natto on May 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

burris gotta glow

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scotty’s gotta go!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manny seems to handle the ball up the middle okay. /knock on wood

by non sequitur on May 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Manny

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

nice play, manny

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on May 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

[sigh]

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Manny...

all day long… beautiful!!!

by KrazyKrabMeat on May 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Props to the infield coach and scouting report on that groundball out. Perfect positioning of Burriss.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear RJ

Yor’re Killing ME!!!

Love,
Giants’ Offense

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on May 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Not Randy's day

Nonetheless, we should pull this out. We’re doing this weird thing where we run around the bases and score.

Bay Area Bruin.

by Yoyo on May 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

This game needs

more Tap Plastics commercials

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

at least they haven’t done the phones one yet.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

or that “we make the phones ring” one

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe we’ll get an extra base hit this inning! :)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

then leave him stranded on 2nd.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looking likely.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Closer…

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think again

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

:)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Touche

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

WITCH

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

woooohooooo good call

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice call!

HR in most parks.

by non sequitur on May 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re welcome.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anti-jinx!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

woohoooo TI

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

TRAVIS ISHIKAWA!!!!!!

I CALLED IT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

call for another one now

by hawaiiconnect on May 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

ISHI KAWA

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishi needs to do that on the road so he can hit some DINGERZZ

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

In the projection thread, I thought he’d get 3-4 times as many dingerz on the road as he would at the booth. It might be infinity-times more dingers on the road.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 11, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ish, woke up this morning and decided that he wants to keep his job.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s a bout F’n Time!

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on May 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

survival instincts are powerful

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright TI

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants’ version of a Home Run….

Go Ishii!

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on May 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

JPONRY

Called it before the game

by tony_flow on May 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes she did.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should have like 3 HRs already

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not watching this game but I can imagine how awkward Johnson looks bunting.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s swinging D:

by Natto on May 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

wryyyyy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK he’s bunting now.

by Natto on May 11, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I have no idea why he was swinging on the first pitch.

by Natto on May 11, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He showed bunt there. And Belliard is on the bag holding TI.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

swung away..

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember the failing play he made and fell, like that

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

except swinging

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

ISh a live!!

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

should’ve been a triple

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Johnson dinger please.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Crashing hard from both corners

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

But not the wheel play? Which turns into an out. Fuck.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

i didn’t notice. I guess i assumed that the SS was going to 3rd. He wasn’t?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

SS was, but no one was going to cover first. Belliard was on the bag at 2nd.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

So they were going for all the glory at 3rd base. Could have been nice if he bunted it hard to either the left or right of the mound.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess they were counting on getting him at third or tagging Randy if he bunted the other way. Woulda been a lovely spot for a butcher boy to the right side.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must have played.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

For a few years. Never any good though.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

:/

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, we’re not going to score.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

we’re making solid contact off Cabrera though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAD LUCK

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY WAS RANDY JOHNSON SWINGING

by Natto on May 11, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

On the first pitch I mean.

by Natto on May 11, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON’T QUESTION BOCHY’S GENIUS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

broken clocks & blind squirrels.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha that was a legit hit too..

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, Johnson could be 2-2

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

TI JUST doubled here

Two minute delay?
LOL Dunn in CF

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Manny didn’t swing!!!!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

burris gotta hoe

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

the fruitful fields of run production

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taking pitches is good

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH WEAK GROUNDER!

by Natto on May 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Pfft

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Cmon rally gar

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I like the Manny that gets hits.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

We need a hit, Edgar.

by non sequitur on May 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

SURE GLAD RJ WASN’T BUNTING!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Wild pitch plz

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey now Ed. Let’s do this.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

With that long old windup

Travis should steal home

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

pinch run Velez

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU RONNIE BELLYLARD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

son of ...

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

FFS BELLIARD

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

STOP HITTING IT RIGHT TO BELLIARD

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Is there a Rally Gar in the house?

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

denied.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

/preens

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe later.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

PC savvy fail , sorry.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 11, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I found a back-up for later, so I got your back.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

[sigh]

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK, STOP CATCHING IT

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Grrrrrrrrr

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

you’ve gotta be fucking kidding me with that defense

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus is 5 for 5

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

INRI

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

and going to honor his lease agreement in Fresno

by KrazyKrabMeat on May 11, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

There should have been only one out that inning

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Late

but Ishigawa gotta stay

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 11, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Average all the way up to .211. Now he’s an average Giants infielder!

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on May 11, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hooray!

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on May 11, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this doll the cable company or the ’09 Giants "O"?

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait a sec...

Willingham and Belliard have the runs/rbis/dingerz in this game. those guys!?! Next up Cabrera…

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 11, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

okay Williing am has good OBP and ISO. But Belliard? .143/.189/.143 OPS = .332

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grab a bat Grip

the offense needs you

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 11, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Grissom was a good Giant.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Indeed he was.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

cosigned

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAN HE PLAY FIRTS?

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on May 11, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha hell yeah

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD CABRERA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Cabrera

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL LATE

Like Nate Schierholtz swinging at a fastball amirite

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s fine. You brought more runs with you , right?

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, liar.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That welcome to the house of pain Giants open game thread!

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is probably the only team Cabrera could make.. but really he shouldn’t be in the NL..

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Still waiting for two lines

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was there for that Grip walkoff

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 11, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I remember that game. I was jumping up and down in my living room.

by Natto on May 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Grissom already looks old.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

He looked old when he played with us.

by Natto on May 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

True..

but that stache he’s got now is an old man’s stache.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah for real

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grissom already always looked s old.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 11, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD Guzman

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD GUZMAN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

S.T.F.D.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Two lines!

There it is.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, 8Ks in the fifth inning.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Splendid!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy K Johnson

Doing his thing

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 11, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

oh yeah

I blame sabes for my alcohol "problem"

by ufodog624 on May 11, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy Johnson

throwin ks

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 11, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

RJ

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

K’s are always welcome.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Off, that was cloooooooose.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

ring him up dawg

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on May 11, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on May 11, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Deuces.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Where was that?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants through 4.

Winn 2-2, Ishi 2-2 2B, Rowand 2BB.

What?

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 11, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Only 3 runs

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Opposite day

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want Nick Johnson on the Giants

Ishi today is good and all, but yeah. Johnson may be the cheapest option out there.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 11, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

pitch 4 right there in the zone.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

according to gameday I mean

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was off the plate

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chase, Damn You!

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Man

We need to start making more wishes

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw the Shovel

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD GOMER

RANDY JOHNSON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD (other) Johnson

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on May 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on May 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

GOT HIM!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on May 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

great stuff from Randy Johnson

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD, NICK!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

RANDY MAKES ME RANDY^

^WHEN HE’S NOT GIVING UP HR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy looks good

Next start is against Santana, so might as well get the bad start out of the way then,

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d prefer to beat the Mets.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

what are the no of runs we're going to score against Santana

-2?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 11, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Met’s D will help us out.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sit

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa. LARGE picture.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like our Johnson.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 11, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The larger the better

wait for it……

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

good goin’ Randy

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll be the syrup; she can be my waffle.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

so cool and thoughtful.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WANT A GIANTS RALLY. (I hope this works)

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

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