Gameday Thread V: The Umpire Strikes Out
by Natto on May 10, 2009 5:15 PM PDT
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Time for a leadoff walk! Oh wait…
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 10, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions
Rays already up 1-0 on Beckett and Sox
by BleedBlackNOrange on May 10, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT AM I DOING WASTING MY TIME WITH IRRELEVANT TEAMS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I laughed
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Mota this year
11.1 IP 13 H 9 R 6 K
1.94 WHIP
6.35 ERA
will we score n/n?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
n
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Hmm
/
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
HELP ME JUAN URIBE
YOU’RE MY ONLY HOPE.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
SEE IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE GAMEDAY THREAD HAS A STAR WARS-ISH TITLE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
If Randy Johnson pinch hits, I’m totally wrestling the remote back.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Juan Uribe
last man standing
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 10, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions
Runners
How are we gonna strand ’em?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
omg, omg, omg – you guys, you guys, I can see it now
bases loaded, no outs, then sacrifice fly, then 2 more outs
"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds
lol at crazy dodgers guy
i sat right next to that guy when I went to a kings/sharks game in LA. it’s his job to act like a doofus during breaks for advertising.
Hmmm
That was worth it.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 10, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions
WTF was that ?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Well thatr's a creative way to get an out
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
FUCK YOU URIBE
I know playing for one on the road, yeah yeah but honestly, bunting against a guy with a 1.94 WHIP seems like a horrible idea to me.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
melon head.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Yay wasted bunt!
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 10, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions
Don’t we have a pitcher or three who can pinch-bunt for us?
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
nah, I rather have a pitcher try for a regular at bat than I would Uribe
"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds
Burriss will win this for the Giants.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
EB should shot himself in the leg
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
English fail
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Time for Winn to steal third
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Molina would have beat out that play to third
by www.westcoastbias.com on May 10, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 10, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions
Well, that takes care of whether or not I’m sleeping tonight…
Everything else in the world may be about to fall down around our ears, but there is baseball on the radio, so I am happy.
by KyrieEleison on May 10, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh
He’s old. He’s lived a full life.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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I am too and I’m already here
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
whew
that was close.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (DIVE BACK FOR THIRD)!
"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds
Rocket-Arm Pierre?
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 10, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions
In my head
“Stop stop stop stop stop stop. Good. Get back get back get back get back get back! Good.”
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
COME ON NATE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Pierre was playing really shallow
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Fly ball Richie
That’s all.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I'll take a sacrifice fly and Wilson
"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds
Now, if only Richie can get hit by a pitch here, we’ll have the lead and Schierholtz at the plate!
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
i'm listening on radio
did the giants just miss out on a run, or was it right for Flan to hold’em up?
If Pierre weren’t in LF, there’s not a chance in hell it even would be considered
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 10, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
'twas the right play
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Burriss’ average is up to .290. Second-best average on the team.
Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
That’s great for Manny. Sad for the rest of the team.
Judgment Day is coming
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OPS of .700.
which admittedly, is good by Giants standards.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Richie
Do better this time
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Correct
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Whoa
We went to take the kids to the park in like the seventh inning. When we got back just now, I figured I’d check to confirm the Giants had lost. But there’s nothing on MCC. Huh, no postgame thread? That’s weird.
Wait, it’s….still going on!?
Huh.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
crying and laughing
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
At this point, I think he should play for the next month
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.
Us
Giants Fans – We root for Sac Fly’s!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
AURILIA!!!
Sacrifice Fly: The 24 carat diamond of Giants at-bats.
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
Stuck with MLB Gameday
And hoping for the “In Play, Run(s)”
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
by antinous on May 10, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
OMG
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Much better this time Richie
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Hooray
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 10, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 10, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh look, another clunker from Schierholtz. HE NEVER SQUARES UP A BALL
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 10, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions
HATER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Yes. I enjoy the Haterade. Lemon-Lime!
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 10, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
You mean, except for his sacrifice fly in this same game?
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
He missed that one too – it was just deep enough.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 10, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, I really disagree
He squared it completely but had taken a little off the swing with two strikes. If that’s the first pitch, he’s hitting it 500 feet.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Also, the 30% of his major league at bats that have resulted in hits.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
clunkers all. I’ve never seen so many nubbers, bloops, and 96-bounce dribblers
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 10, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
We get it. You hate Kuiper Bonds Mays.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
WHICH WILSON WILL APPEAR????
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Last time it was posted when Wilson came out was in Arizona…
Judgment Day is coming
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Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I know :\
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on May 10, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
haha
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
SOFAKING MIKE ASKED FOR IT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I ASKED MY PARENTS FOR ICE CREAM EVERY MEAL BUT THEY DIDN'T GIVE IT TO ME
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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LOL DEPRIVED
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
If he blows it they can rename it “Lifeless Brian”
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 10, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 10, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Woody Wilson
Combination of Rueter and Wilson.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
prediction
BDUB goes 3-2 with every batter, somehow bases get loaded but he gets out of it, giants win and I eat a handful of Tums.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
One can only hope.
Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.
by The Enchanter on May 10, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Not quite what I had in mind but you get the picture.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Dear Brian WIlson,
I need a clean, scoreless inning for a) your team’s sake, b) McCoven’s sake, c) my fantasy team’s sake and d) my sanity.
Thank you for considering my request.
Sincerely,
Kitspool
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
by Kitspool on May 10, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
COME ON WILSON, THE NINJAS ARE ON YOUR SIDE.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Don't walk Ausmus
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
WILSON
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
SIT THE FUCK DOWN AUSMUS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
STFD
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Good job, Brian K Wilson
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
STFD AUSMUS
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
FUCK
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
See if anyone watches your show now.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 10, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions
HE POOPED ON US
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
That's it
I’m done.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Oh you have to be kidding me
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
O GOD IT’S JUAN PIERRE
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
So can we retire the Jesus raptor now?
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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Sure, and unicorns are better than horses
But let’s start wishing for something possible, okay?
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
OMG PIERRE
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
It would have been so appropriate
had that gone out
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I think Wilson is just doing it part to ensure that the “GIANTSK” discount results in fans being paid ten bucks to accept tickets.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
by antinous on May 10, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I mean, if you’re not going to hold a one run lead in the TWELFTH MOTHERFUCKING INNING after the team has FOUGHT AND CLAWED to score ONE GODDAMN RUN what the fuck is the point?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on May 10, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Sorry guys...
As soon as I signed in, Kemp hit a bomb. I didn’t mean to!
by The Double Deuce on May 10, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions
It’s going to take another 9 innings for us to get another run.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Fixed: It’s going to take another 9 innings games for us to get another run
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Blame SofaKing Mike.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I LIVE TO SERVE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
me too
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah Juan Uribe already failed this game.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 10, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I need to do laundry but I think I’m a masochist or something because I can’t turn this off.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
THE POWER OF JUAN PIERRE COMPELS YOU
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 10, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe Wilson wants to get the GIANTSK tickets down to $0
Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.
let's go Giants offense, let's go! (clap, clap)
"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds
Loose Eel
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
there’s probably some fine print that says in 9 innings only
/hates terms and conditions
Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.
by The Enchanter on May 10, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
12 pitches. He can go another inning.
15-14 - Giants Series Record: 6-2-2, 6-0 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2.17 ERA, .192 BAA in Norwich through 29 IP.
WOOOW!!
On the Dodger broadcast they just showed Casey Blake doing Brian Wilson’s postgame thing with his crossed arms. FUCK YOU CASEY BLAKE.
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles
Brian Wilson deserves it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I don’t like that kind of disrespect toward any Giant. Casey Blake can go to hell
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles
by Useful_Idiot on May 10, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t like Brian Wilson!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Who just blew the game.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I don’t want to get overly preachy here, but it’s like defending a family member after someone disrespects them. Even if they deserve it, you do it anyway.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
For me, Brian Wilson is like that asshole family member who you hate and don’t want to associate with.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Brian Wilson with a mullet = badass
in spite of the occasional earned run
"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds
=asshole imo
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Yeah but not from crappy Casey Blake
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 10, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate him too but I’m too irritated with Wilson’s fail to get too worked up about it (I think the arms crossed thing is pretty douchey, fwiw.)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
i fucking hate casey blake so much
is this fucker a giant killer now or what
Next time we see him, Blake should get thrown at. No joke
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles
by Useful_Idiot on May 10, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
hit him in the head
then do the crossed arms again
Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.
haha I saw that too, he was sitting down on the bench while doing it
by i wish we were good on May 10, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Ninjas are already en route.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 10, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't hate Juan Pierre
He’s named after Juan Marichal. He’s like Darth Vader. There’s a possibility of redemption.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 10, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 10, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
CMON…. Velez?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
First pitch swing, slow roller to 3rd
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
well at least he gave it up with one swing. better that than loading the bases and hitting a guy on a 302 count or something…
We can get one more off Moto right?
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 10, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions
lol they might have to use their emergency catcher!
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
gayyouhennio
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
No self-respecting gay man would sport that facial hair. Trust me.
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Slow rollers are awesome!
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 10, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions
GROUND ATTACK
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
the smallest ball of all
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Dodgers ABs: Deep fly balls
Giants ABs: Weak grounders
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bw should start that brawl that he twittered about
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck you Casey Blake. I hope that’s not shaving cream. Probably not whipped cream either.
by i wish we were good on May 10, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions
BRIAN BOKKAKE’D
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 10, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
i know i asked for one run last inning, and you gave it to me,
but please, sir, can i have another?
Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.
MORE? YOU WANT MOOOOOORE?
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Pitchers?
It’s one more inning of Wilson, then Osiris, then… Johnson?
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
If we can just get a baserunner so Holm can hit this inning
by www.westcoastbias.com on May 10, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions
HOLM WILL SAVE US
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
this
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on May 10, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU BLAKE
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Dear Pablo,
Try not to fail this time.
TY,
jponry
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Dear Pablo,
IAWTC
TY,
groug
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today's lesson #7 on not swinging at everything
"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds
an 0-7 would be uuuuuuuuugly
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
All this fail is making me hungry.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Well it’s 3 hours past my usual dinner time and I haven’t eaten.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 10, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
pudding time.
Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.
by The Enchanter on May 10, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
hungry for a Crede sandwich
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on May 10, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck, we don’t even have Noah Lowry to play RF
by i wish we were good on May 10, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions
MATT CAIN IN RF
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
wow he’s taken two pitches
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Wait, is that Guillermo Mota?
I thought he was DEAD!
by The Double Deuce on May 10, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions
He did give up a run to the Giants
That’s pretty much the same thing.
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The funny thing is: he is.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah , the dead one 's Manuel.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 10, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
WALK OMG
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
WAIT PABLO WALKED?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
CANNOT COMPUTE!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
My fantasy team thanks you for the not 0-7
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 10, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions
you could tell he was fighting a raging battle inside himself to not swing, good shit there
"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds
haha
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
I’ve never seen people so excited for a walk.
Your SF Giants.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
BEAT LA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
LOL BRIAN WILSON IS GONNA HIT
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
WINN FIRST
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
GROUND ATTACK
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
STEVE HOLT!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
LOL FURLOL FAIL
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
I thought
we had decided to stop talking about our fantasy teams?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
Neither do I
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
crybate?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
OH MY GOD IT’S ALL ON THE SHOULDERS OF BRIAN WILSON
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
BEAT LA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
DON’T BE A HERO RANDY I’M OK WITH WINNING LIKE THE NATIONALS
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
we don’t always have to just score by a sacrifice fly RIGHT?
"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds
I don't understand
What else could happen?
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Don't let Brian hit!
But don’t GIDP either!
by The Double Deuce on May 10, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU PIERRE
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
FINALLY!
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 10, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions
RANDY WINN!
GODDAMNIT
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
RANDY EFFING WINN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
OH MY GOD ARE THEY ALLOWED TO GET A HIT WITH RUNNERS ON?
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
What happened?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s a big group of Giants fans in the RF bleachers.
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Holy smokes...
Something good just happened.
by The Double Deuce on May 10, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 10, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions
Screw situational hitting. Winn just got up there and spanked the ball
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 10, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions
Can Burriss get another hit?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I have to imagine Dodgers fans are cursing him like we curse Pierre at this point.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Get all the fail out now, Wilson. Good thinking.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 10, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions
There’s a method to his madness
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles
by Useful_Idiot on May 10, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
How did Holm not get to third on the Winn hit?
by www.westcoastbias.com on May 10, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions
would be a good time for Burriss’s first HR.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Holy shit Burriss has 4 hits.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
290 baby!
Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.
by The Enchanter on May 10, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
So…IF WIlson is successful in the bottom of the 13th, does he get the win, or the save? Or both? I always forget.
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
jinxing it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I don’t like how Wilson go give up the tying run and then have a chance for the win. He blew the game in the first place.
I can live with it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Vulture!
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Its a part of a master plan, don’t question.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright Brian
Let’s try this again.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 10, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions
Okay, Wilson, you’re getting a chance at redemption.
DON’T FUCKING FUCK IT UP.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Wilson looks weird w/batting helmet.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
I really need to go to the bathroom
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
YOU LACK DISCIPLINE AND NINJA BLADDER CONTROL
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 10, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY I'M NOT GETTING UP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
why does kuip persist in calling sandoval “little panda”?
by thethrillisgone on May 10, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions
Because he's horrible
/sfguy
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
No Wilson images, please.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on May 10, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
cosigned
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants have left 15 on base today.
15-14 - Giants Series Record: 6-2-2, 6-0 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2.17 ERA, .192 BAA in Norwich through 29 IP.
no.
When do we ever get 15 runners on base?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Getting people on base usually isn’t much of a problem. Driving them in on the other hand…
Judgment Day is coming
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I’m a little annoyed that they took 13 innings to do it. Usually they can pack that into the regulation nine.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
On the other hand, guys were actually on base
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 10, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's rephrase that as a success
Giants haveleftgotten 15 on base today.
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anyone ever...
….listen to the Bill Neukom show? WTF?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
This Week in Bow Ties
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 10, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
First 10,000 in attendance get a Giants bowtie
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Good job, Brian. Two more of those please.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
WOW
I come home and check the computer to see how we did anbd the game still going! Bad one to miss.
depends on how you look at it, really
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles
by Useful_Idiot on May 10, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
BRIAN!
FINISH HIM!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
This game
This game
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
BURRISS
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Lovely!
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
AND HITS TOO WHAT’S NEXT? POWER??
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 10, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven’t, but he’s becoming what Velez never will.
We need to come up with some sucker team to take Wilson, Schierholtz, and Velez for something good
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 10, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
COME ON BRIAN
FINISH THIS MOTHERFUCKING GAME
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Wilson’s pitching really aggressively here
"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds
Well, yeah
Loney can hit it 600 feet and we’re still in the lead.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Brian
FINISH HIM
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
BRIAN!
FINISH. HIM.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
jponry is standing
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
BRIAN
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
WIN
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
So is Life of Brian still gonna be on after this?
I’m frightened but curious.
by The Double Deuce on May 10, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions
GIANTS WIN!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Wow!
That was a crazy one.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
by Kitspool on May 10, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I CAN’T STOP LOOKING AT THIS
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 10, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Where's that dancing kid?
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
ABOUT DAMN TIME
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 10, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions 9 recs
I love that image
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
BEST EVER!!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
fucking rec'd
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I keep scrolling up to look at this again
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
did Wilson do his cross thing at the LA dugout? Because he should have.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
he did, but he should have pointed to blake afterwards
Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.
by The Enchanter on May 10, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
haha
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
So, maybe I should have watched the end of that game, huh?
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ok guys, that was rough, good job sticking it out though
I’m going to go die of lung cancer now
"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds
I’m with you.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 10, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
think it’s a record – most cigarettes I’ve ever smoked during one Giants game
"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds
I smell a fanpost.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 10, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
WHOO
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Crap
I missed the last half-inning. I was standing, though.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
What is best in Life?
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!!!!
Where is my beer & chili dog?
Oh man, dinner is gonna be late now…. totally worth it!
Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.
by Johnny Disaster on May 10, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions
too good
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
HAS ANYONE IN THIS FAMILY EVER SEEN A CHICKEN?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
can’t lie: would
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Do not underestimate the power of the EdGar.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 10, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions
does anyone remember that lincecum pitched today? I completely forgot about that till just now. hahaha
Damn, that was a long time ago.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 10, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
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