Gameday Thread IV: No Hope
by Natto on May 10, 2009 4:11 PM PDT
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We got one run out of him last time, maybe it'll work again
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
/Sees what you did there
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Oh :/
you’re… lisa stevens?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY GAR
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
How can we be losing a tie game?
It kind of feels like that.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
lol
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Kemp = Stalin
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I looked at this, and at first I thought it said:
Matt Kemp = Stain
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
WTP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
in the philipines: what the puck?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
fixed that for you
I hate the way Kemp catches fly balls
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
jinx
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 10, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate the wayKemp catches fly balls
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 10, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Panda, Panda, Panda
(taking pitches is for pansies)
"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds
Soulful. his eyes seem to say, "Where is the training table?"
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 10, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Like that scene in apocalypse now
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by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Cmon guys
we need something here.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Wow
He has not given up a hit at home. That’s pretty impressive.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I think it was an accident
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
forgot to swing. won't happen again
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 10, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
The LA Radio Play-by-play guy
Many of the players today are using the pink bats on this breast awareness, er, breast cancer awareness day
I love breast awareness day
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by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
At least with Juan Uribe, there’s no build up.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
agreed.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 10, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
ball – swing
ball – swing
ball – swing
"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds
I mean, this is a fun AB
Though I expect a K, in typical Giants style.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
flem: sandoval TAKEs…………………. ball 2.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
FUCK THIS TEAM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Sorry; I don't do hairy chicks.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 10, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo and Bengie 0-5 and we still have 4 runs somehow
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 10, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions
lol
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by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
WE MAKE THE PHONES RING WE MAKE THE PHONES
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
actual chuckle. out loud.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 10, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
an even louder chuckle. well played.
And, needless to say, post pictures.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 10, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
you can hit in pressure situations?
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on May 10, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
worst
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by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve been looking for ages for this image of him wearing the Giants jacket.
Judgment Day is coming
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There’s that feeling of impending doom again.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 10, 2009 4:21 PM PDT reply actions
I've learned to live with it
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
wait, are you suggesting there are times when its missing?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
When the Giants lose the game on a bases-loaded walk at the end of this half-inning, this is really going to feel like a waste of an afternooon.
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
I have a feeling I’m going to wish I’d started cleaning my apartment/packing instead of listening to the game and that’s really sad.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
think of it as an investment.
An investment in waste.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 10, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
bribes
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 10, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
SNATCHWIG
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I was listening to the game on the radio in the car and I just want to give a posthumous
NORELIA!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
whatever it takes.
I’m unfamiliar with that as a rally ritual, but ok.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 10, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
lol Flem keeps saying things that make me go “Really?”
(this time it was “4 HR for Kemp, not a very impressive total”. I’M IMPRESSED BY IT D:)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
who is a Giants Fan? this guy.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Every time Kup says “Up the middle,” I expect a hit.
Judgment Day is coming
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Me too. Unless he says it after a Giants player does it, in which case, I expect a weak groundout.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
would
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
DNW
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 10, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's not bring this image back
’kay?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
And Hinshaw
And Sadler
And Sanchez
And …
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Answer: it falls out your pant leg.
Question: what happens to a merkin with no control?
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 10, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
CLASSIC
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by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD AUSMUS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I’m afraid of Americans.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I’m afraid I can’t help them
I’m afraid I can
by Lars The Wanderer on May 10, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
MERKIN
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Flem: this game could go into OVERTIME
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Damn FLEM is such a jinx
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 10, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Sudden Death BP
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by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
DE-FENSE!
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 10, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
OH GOD IT’S JUAN PIERRE AGAIN
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 10, 2009 4:32 PM PDT reply actions
WOOOOOOOOO SCOTT
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ps – gamer
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
ROWAND!
Go fuck yourself, Juan Pierre.
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT JUUUUUUUUUUUUUAN PIIIIIIIIIIIIERRRE
Judgment Day is coming
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HOLY SHIT
ROWAND DID SOMETHING GOOD!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Wow, that made me nervous.
Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
Needless dive!
Great job, Scott!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
I can't help it, my immediate reaction is
douche.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
when was the last time we hit a HR? That game in Colorado?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
what are these HRs you speak of?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Damnit
Randy hit that well, took it the other way, and nothing.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
creepy
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
why are they sitting on casey blake’s lap?
why is fred lewis watching?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
no
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Scott, please? Be a gamer.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Would be a good time for Burriss’s first HR.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Damnit
why is it that every goddamn time, Rowand strikes out swinging on that slider away?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I’m sleepy
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
That's the first symptom. Let us know when you achieve coldness, then numbness.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 10, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
We’re missing the Brian Wilson Show!
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 10, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
double switch
with velez and howry vs dodger
GAME OVER
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This
will end well.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
why is Bochy so in love with Velez in the outfield?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
because Melon-head is an idiot?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I don't know that it's love as much as a morbid curiosity.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 10, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
lol trainwreck syndrome
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Exactly. You can't HELP but look at it.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 10, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
This is a plan here that meer mortals cannot comprehend
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by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
no
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Mmmm... gin gin
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by Mayor of 311 on May 10, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice catch Rowand to save the game
when one of the first hitters in the order gets a hit we will win this game
Next inning
the Giants will hopefully pinch hit career minor leaguer Larry Bamar Londs.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Pablo made baseball tonight!
Fired up Panda in Diamond Cuts
by BleedBlackNOrange on May 10, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions
If Velez had been in CF instead of Winn, this game would already be over.
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
sad but true
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by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Please don’t hit the ball to Velez, Please don’t hit the ball to Velez…
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
The one left fielder you have to feel less comfortable with than Fred Lewis.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Yes. There used to be more, but Dom DiMaggio and Dom DeLuise died.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 10, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
yesterday when that foul ball on the LF side went 20 rows back and Velez sprinted to get it..
… that was hilarious.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
HOWRY
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Woah
I looked up from the computer and thought tyler Walker was out there for a second.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
btw, Evan Longoria has like 44 RBI already. That’s relatively close to half of our full team total.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
lol in actuality
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 10, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
What the fuck this game isn’t over?
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Scully
goes from talking about a tatoo of a bull on Howry
to saying that Howry currently has “the bull by the horns” so to speak
to saying that reminds him, he just say a photo of a bull in the newspaper that no one can ride
"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds
LOL
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by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I could believe that the Giants hitters are wearing onions tied to their belts
They stink and make me cry
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
"And that reminds me of the pure goodness of Farmer John pork sausage..."
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 10, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh good, Rich Aurilia is up.
Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
He walks a lot of guys, which means that the Giants will go 3 up, 3 down.
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I set the over/under at 9.5 pitches this inning. Takers?
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by Mayor of 311 on May 10, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, sure, NOW you take the over.
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by Mayor of 311 on May 10, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
Hi, I’m Rich Aurilia and I suck.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Rich Aurilia is no longer good at baseball.
Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
For a while now
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
FREE JESUS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
It IS Sunday...
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
CMON NATE
End this shit
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Now would be a good time for Schierholtz’s first homer.
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now would be the best possible time.
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by Mayor of 311 on May 10, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
He has middle-of-the-outfield power!
Seriously, does the guy ever square one up?
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 10, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I will eat my shoe if Velez hits a HR
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by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 4:57 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
alternately I will eat this apple on my desk here if Velez gets on
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by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, here it goes. Down the hatch
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by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
time to eat your apple, mfer!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
sadly, red delicious
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by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
mealy. I grew up in Washington, and consider the "delicious" to be the biggest fraud perpetrated on the tree-fruit buying public.
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by Mayor of 311 on May 10, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I doubt you'll ever see this again, but just in case...
As a Washingtonian, which do you consider to be the finest of the eating apples? I like the Pink Lady and the Honeycrisp, and agree the “Red Delicious” is garbage. It is a very nice shade of red.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
RALLY GAR!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Renteria contributed!!!!!
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 10, 2009 4:59 PM PDT reply actions
Come on Sandeeval!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
COME ON PABLO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Panda, Panda, Panda
I don’t take pitches, motherfuckers!
"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds
We’re doing station-to-station with Velez at first? Then WHY HAVE HIM ON THE TEAM!?!?!?!?
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
by Kitspool on May 10, 2009 4:59 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
the world will never know
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Need a 3-Run Jack like Zona two weeks ago
by www.westcoastbias.com on May 10, 2009 5:00 PM PDT reply actions
It was above the head of the actual batter too
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 10, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
lol he didn’t swing at that one
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
"Tomahawk"... when you're too polite to say "swinging over his damn head"
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
haha
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
why am I watching this?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Well, now we know the answer to the question: who sucks worse, James McDonald or the Giants’ offense?
Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
I wouldn’t mind seeing that.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
like the Americans wearing out Cornwallis during the Revolution, we’ll just keeping stringing them out until they run out of men and energy.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Back in the day the Pirates had a catcher named Manny Sanguillen he is the closest thing to Sandoval
Fixed
If Washington scores tomorrow, Giants lose.
Visual Represenation of that AB
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Seriously though
how much longer are the Giants going to let this fail go unchecked before doing something about it? The team OPS+ is going to dip below 70 soon…
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Carney has it under control. Its a part of his master plan.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember when some people were convinced Carney was the answer to the Giants problems. :’)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Kid, back in the day we didn’t need no fancy smancy coach telling us how to hit. Just go up there and hack. You’ll make contact eventually.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t want to get rid of him or anything, but geez, is he being coached at all?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
It’s an open debate as to whether plate discipline can be taught, or at least to what extent.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
There is no fixing Sandoval or Molina. Period. Guaranteed. WYSIWYG for all time.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 10, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
normally, i like WYSIWYG, but not here.
Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.
by The Enchanter on May 10, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
WYSIWYG= what you see is what you get
My point is that neither will ever change. Can’t fix them. They are hacktastic and will be until death.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 10, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean the whole team though. This is offensive fail on a pretty epic level.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I completely agree. But I think SOME others could be fixed. Those 2, nah.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 10, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
My point is just that… I mean, I know, small sample size and all, but it seems like the Giants are just AWFUL and they don’t even have injuries to blame it on and the org isn’t doing anything to shake things up.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I'm witcha. Except I don't think the n is that small anymore.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 10, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, especially when they seem to all get WORSE the more ABs they get.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Velez made a catch
Velez made a catch.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 10, 2009 5:07 PM PDT reply actions
They are hitting some balls hard off Howry
by www.westcoastbias.com on May 10, 2009 5:07 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Scully: “maybe this game will go on until father’s day”
"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds
LOL
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
So, uh, this game's in extra innings?
That means the Giants are going to lose, right?
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by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 10, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions
Kinda surprised Velez didn’t sprint in from LF to make that catch
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
Good way to fool Velez
if there’s a ball hit into the outfield, throw one out of the stands in the opposite direction and he’ll follow that one instead of the one that’s actually in play.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Should have a Giants fan stationed in the stands with a light pointer
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
matt kemp has maybe the worst facial hair of anyone in professional sports today. parros included.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Red Wings up 3-2!
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 10, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s right, Juan Castro is their last pinch hitter
"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds
pronounced “Chulk”
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on May 10, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Bob ‘Owry guv’nah
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Boby Fett
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
HOW GINATS GET PRAGNENT?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
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