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HOWRY AND AFFELDT AND CHEW ON MY UNDERWEAR!
by Lars The Wanderer on May 1, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
I do not want to imagine Howry, Affeldt and Chewbacca on your underwear… that’s just creepy
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
by j14 on May 1, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo's got a fast bat
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on May 1, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
lol, Tim Allen sucks
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
RALLY DETHKLOK COSPLAYERS

Because it narrowly missed the thread cut.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
Wow, they barely got Molina there.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
He can put a lot of speed on the play.
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It really adds another dimension.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Just by a gnats pube
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
How much cocaine did Tim Allen take during the Home Improvement years
Over/Under: 3,000 pounds
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
I’d say the minimum is a tonne, but I’ll take the over, just to be safe.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Fixed
How much cocaine weight did Tim Allen take gain during the Home Improvement years
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 1, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Way to work the counts after a long, grueling top of the inning fellas
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on May 1, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
From your mouth to Scott’s ears.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
He's poopin'
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
battle of the poopers with rowand
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
lol , yup
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 1, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
It must be really easy to balk from that set.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yeah, you expect him to be holding a shield.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Kind of similar to Rowand
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Well
here we go again
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 1, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
Pronounced “SPILL-BOR-OHS”
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
2nd’d
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
That looked promising
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
is there a scenario where they both lose?
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 1, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
both are already losers
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 1, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Scaled to talent.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
so.....
why is the game not on tommorrow?
by sadison bummedgarner on May 1, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
Bastards
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
what game is on at 1?
"If I can change and you can change, then everybody can change!" Rocky Balboa, Rocky IV
I got PHI v. NYM
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
how will any of these games add meaning to my life?
"If I can change and you can change, then everybody can change!" Rocky Balboa, Rocky IV
Ugh
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Wow. Way to make baseball fans suffer all across the country
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Huzzah! We get to be on TV on a Saturday!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
No
The Giants-Dodgers is so the East coast can see our team. The game on the west coast will be the Sox.
Of course
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
and MLB
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 1, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Saturday afternoon. Not playing the Red Sox/Yankees/Cubs/Mets.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Who sighting.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
You’re confusing Who (Nate) with WHO. Also, I have no idea what’s in SF anymore. But we do have the H1N1 in Omaha.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Come on Brian. Finish him.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
CREEPY TIM ALLEN SAYS FINISH HIM

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
“You’re mocking me , aren’t you?”
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 1, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
pixels
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
by j14 on May 1, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Did they bend the rules to let Nate onto the field?
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 1, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
Alright 1 down
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
I sincerely disagree with the clause in Wilson’s contract that requires him to go to a 3-2 count on every hitter. I mean, I appreciate that the Giants want the most pitches for their money, but this is the wrong way to go about it.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Wow, that ball off Howry was crushed.
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<3
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on May 1, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 1, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
A 3-2 count? I'm stunned!
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
THAT WAS STRIKE THREE
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Eff
Throw strikes, please!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
CRAP
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
he's high here

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on May 1, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
If I had known it would bring Tim Allen pictures/jokes, I wouldn’t have posted the picture.
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BWA. HA. HA.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on May 1, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Quit harshing my vibe, broseph!
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on May 1, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
Roll ’em up, please!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Bengie needs to do a better job framing that 3-2 pitch.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 1, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
no… that pitch is totally the blue’s perogative
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 1, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
well, Bengie needs to frame it for him. he caught it and let it drop and didn’t hold it in one spot. If he did that, he may have gotten the call. That’s one part of his catching that I don’t like. He does it quite frequently.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 1, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Can you take me higher?
(bad guitar riff)
To a place where blind men see
(worse guitar riff)
by Bay Area Sports Guy on May 1, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
@wilson38: Chillax, dudes, just setting up the DP
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on May 1, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
STFD. 2 down
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions
wow. Nate caught that IN CF.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 1, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions
Nice catch, Nate. Also, Nate has range.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
That ghost
does a nice job in RF
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
card carrying Bochy Hatter
Who is that guy playing right field? He almost looks like he could play baseball!
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
My heart sunk when he hit that
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
That was a very routine call for a difficult play. And no, that did not look routine at first, giants announcers
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I don't know if I really want to see an entire season of Frown.
Mebbe some other closer at the deadline?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 1, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
most of the league doesn’t have it any better than us
by Bay Area Sports Guy on May 1, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
not this year
better to trade him to some team that thinks all his saves make him a valuable commodity (like the Ginas thought about Boonitez)
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
card carrying Bochy Hatter
by natteringnabob on May 1, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT’S GOING ON
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
2 outs, 1-0 to Stewart
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on May 1, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
NINJAS ARE BEING SOUGHT
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 1, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Strikes, please!!!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Brian's getting squeezed a touch
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Frustrating to watch
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Same pitch as before
Makeup call.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Come on Wilson!! STRIKES, you putz!!!!!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
BRIAN
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
the what now?
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
card carrying Bochy Hatter
by natteringnabob on May 1, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Throw strikes, GINA!
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on May 1, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
STFD STEWART
me = good luck
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
YES!
Two Tonies in one game for Wilson!
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
OVER .500!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
GOOD GAME GIANTS!!!!
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
wooooooo
The ballgame is over!
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 1, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
WILSON!

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 1, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
bye wilson
see you in a few days and thanks for not losing
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
card carrying Bochy Hatter
thehavenot was standing
forgot to post about it.
Yeah Giants!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Win!

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 1, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
Is Crazy Crab available for f/t duty?
by Bay Area Sports Guy on May 1, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
pablo and timmay
had a little handshake there.
by sadison bummedgarner on May 1, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
We can haz winning record?!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
So, I went to see Wolverine but now I kind of wish I’d just stayed at home and listened to the game. :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Movie review?
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on May 1, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m guessing that comment meant it sucks.
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It was entertaining enough. Deadpool was the best part. I hope they make a Deadpool movie.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Oh and Hugh Jackman ran around half naked for most of it, so that was a plus.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
If you’re the type that enjoys the sight of a half naked Hugh Jackman.
Judgment Day is coming
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I’m sure they will. That’s all they’re doing with side characters these days. Haven’t heard definitively, though.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LAD bases loaded, 2 outs, Martin up
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
Ball4 . Game Over
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
3-2 count, bases loaded, 2 outs
Pads-dodgers, bottom of the 9th
Bums win
crap. he swung
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 1, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Nationals fans everywhere are stoked.
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YES.. this scotch tastes so sweet....
after having the shit scared out of me…. it is going do so well….
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
fucking bums
the winning run WALKED home….again….
by sadison bummedgarner on May 1, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
I hate you Ron Burgundy.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Damn Whale Vaginas!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 1, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
“The Lord blessed me with solid contact,” Ishikawa said after his 32nd date with his fiance hitting a double off the wall.
by Bay Area Sports Guy on May 1, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
OK , fine , I guess.
But he’s really throwing a lot of pitches trying to get cute outside calls and failing.
Last year he seemed more aggressive.
And that "POWER OF ISIS! thing…maybe if he slammed the door with authoritah.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 1, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
Bochy’s also intent on using Wilson over the past week like Dusty Baker pitched Rod Beck the last month of 1997.
by Bay Area Sports Guy on May 1, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
It's April..
every game counts 11
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
card carrying Bochy Hatter
by natteringnabob on May 1, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Dusty lived life according to the philosophy of Dane Cook:
THERE’S ONLY ONE OCTOBER!
by Bay Area Sports Guy on May 1, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
This CSN postgame show seems to have a different host every day.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 1, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
Is it worth it to worry that I never get to watch it? Am I missing out?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 1, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
negative
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
card carrying Bochy Hatter
by natteringnabob on May 1, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s nice to have game that doesn’t end at 3 in the morning for once.
Judgment Day is coming
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This. I think it’s the first night game this season I’ve been able to watch to the end.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

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