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IN WHICH THE GIANTS SCORE SOME DAMN RUNS FOR MATT CAIN. Please.

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What the heck are runs?

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by groug on Apr 9, 2009 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I liked Glenallen Hill at the time.

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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

DON’T JINX MATT CAIN THE GIANTS ALWAYS SCORE RUNS FOR HIM

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Third starter

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Third biggest The Notebook fan

AT BEST!!!!!

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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, that commercial about the bad artist who stalks his insurance agent is kind of dumb.

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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Most commercials are.

by Natto on Apr 9, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah.

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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just wanna say

I have total man love for Winn this year.

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by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Rnady Winn

Professional Baseball Player

by jctGamer on Apr 9, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude..

If you are going to steal my line, at least spell his name right :-)

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by nvsfg on Apr 9, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hill would have spiked himself and fallen down while trying to make that catch.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

He shouldn’t take his flask into the outfield.

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain’s got the ability to swing the bat, according to Flemm.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats why my baseball career never took off.

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cruz would have dropped it.

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Gold glove!

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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain’s going to provide his own offense

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by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

He doesn’t have a choice.

by itlynstalyn on Apr 9, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. But Pablo’s going to hit a double today.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain looks like a perturbed turtle with that helmet.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 9, 2009 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

CAIN LIKES AND HATES TO FACE THE SAME PITCH

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

CHILD CAIN IS AT THE GAME

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAS ANYONE NOTICED THIS?

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember...

when Grant caught the fly ball with his eyes closed?

good times…

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

And Kuip laughed. Yup. And the epic how to transfer video from Tivo to computer thread.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correction for Grant

Yes, Glenallen would have caught that one. In the jaw.

by Moggeee on Apr 9, 2009 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

In the jaw bong

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by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL toothless man in the stands

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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL toothless manager in the Giants dugout

by Moggeee on Apr 9, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

MadBum’s there?

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has anybody complained about the lack of HD on CSN-BA yet? I hate that they can’t do all games in HD.

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by can of corn on Apr 9, 2009 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t care. No HD yet.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I probably could care less but I don’t care enough to care less.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, okay, so you could but won’t care less.

by On Deck #44 on Apr 9, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh…I’m getting mine in HD.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 9, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE’S A WITCH

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by groug on Apr 9, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE’S A DICK! I mean…DUCK!

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

On Comcast?

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by can of corn on Apr 9, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit, Flemm and Jon need to stop making me think every fly ball is going out

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

They’ve been pretty damn close.

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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

middle of warning track. I was trying to push it up with yelling but it didn’t work.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

On a hot, dry day that would have hit the glove. Or something.

by non sequitur on Apr 9, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s April. Jon and Dave know those are splash hits when May and June warm up the air.

by Moggeee on Apr 9, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

sigh...

I thought he got it there.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I suppose Winn deserved that

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2009 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess we owed the Brewers one of those

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2009 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I BLAME GRANT.

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, there goes the whole plate discipline thing.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 9, 2009 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

1-2-3. Another year, same story for Cain.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2009 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

MEBBE THEY INTENT. DONT GIVE HIM RUN SUPPORT CUZ HE BEATS HIS GF

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Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

He looks so sad…

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was such a Giants at bat from Renteria.

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by groug on Apr 9, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

ARGGHH

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by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

this just in

Renteria sucks

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by delorean on Apr 9, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

So, anyone cooking?

I’ve got a big pot of Lentil and Barley soup on the stove AS WE SPEAK.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m going to feed some to my non-existent cat :)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

best thing heard all day

by wilriv21 on Apr 9, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just ate a bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats. Delicious.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 9, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gonna have salad when the wife gets home. Then have a meeting at 7:30 for work.

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m eating out tonight.

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by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWHS

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m making my first attempt at home made pizza tonight. Recipe courtesy of Baron. Italian sausage, bell pepper, onions, scallions, olives, and feta for toppings.

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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

what kind of stock you usin’?

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by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just Trader Joe’s chicken broth.

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GAY CAT OWNER

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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL LESBIAN DOG OWNER

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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll let them know. I’m sure they’ll appreciate your support.

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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

do not even mind the competition

by wilriv21 on Apr 9, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure they don’t.

Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoah saw this fly by in my cxing of it and thought this was attached to the “eating out for dinner” comment…

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhhhhh Little Caesar’s Hot’n’Ready tonight.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably gonna toss a Pizzaria Uno frozen pizza in the oven and crack open a brew. I’m resting on my laurels after my pesto/cream cheese stuffed prosciutto wrapped chicken from last night.

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by can of corn on Apr 9, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Que Brew?

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CUP

O’

NOODLES

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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 9, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

How close was that to a homer? Just saw it on gameday

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by raisingcain on Apr 9, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Braun’s hand was touching the wall.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 9, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, he was just holding it out in case.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Warning track

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by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

at the track

pretty close

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by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s 50 degrees. They’re all homers on a warmer day.

by Moggeee on Apr 9, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winn has warning track power

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy CraP

Craig Counsell still plays? What is he 45

by drunkgiant on Apr 9, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU COUNSELL

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

This thread sucks..

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by Azmanz on Apr 9, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

You know who to blame…

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Craig Counsell is FUCK

I hate the guy

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by delorean on Apr 9, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I got some spam once

Which offered to let me “watch girls become fucked.”

For some reason, you just reminded me of that.

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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

was Counsell on the most hated player list? if not, he should be. I fucking hate that guy.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2009 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I like...

Cain’s 94 MPH fastball (4 seamer?) better than his 91 MPH fastball

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

i really like some Brewers

esp this guy.

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by delorean on Apr 9, 2009 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Not butt pee, I hope.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is MLB.TV sucking balls for anyone else this season?

by Scottsdale on Apr 9, 2009 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Before today, yeah..

I’m going good right now

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by Azmanz on Apr 9, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

lots of stuttering?

by Scottsdale on Apr 9, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It always sucks balls but it’s generally better this season so far.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

avg fastball: 90.8 mph, so says gameday

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by raisingcain on Apr 9, 2009 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain adds I think.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD BRAUN

NO SWING THROUGH STUFF

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

nice pitch!!

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by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Who needs swing through stuff?

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I really want to go to a game a ATT someday

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by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Goin’ on April 19th. Get to go down on the field before and after the game. Woot!

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by can of corn on Apr 9, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

 Cain’s fastball velocity is fluctuating more quickly than Oprah’s weight

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Kay looks a bit smug.

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably speaks Korean.

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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do think he spoke Spanish and some alien language.

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THE WORST KIND

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That was his look.

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….they’re different sizes….I’m….dissapointed…

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NO I SHALL KEEP YOUR FAILNESS IN MY BROWSER

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice. New year, new look.

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by raisingcain on Apr 9, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh, Flem says it’s starting to rain.

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Just time for me to go out to pick up the kids, hooray!

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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain makin it rain

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AFLAC

Name the current Brw

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Brewer and Giant to win the Golden Spikes award.

Lincecum and….

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll guess Hardy. No particular reason. They’ve got a lot of good young players, no?

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I think he and Fred Lewis were both at Southern together.

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Yesterday’s Q: Name the current Git

by Moggeee on Apr 9, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WANT TO LISTEN TO KRUK AND KUIP.

I CARE NONE FOR WISCONSIN.

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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 9, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

moral:

mlb.tv is frustrating.

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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 9, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

better than “baseball tonight” when you’re outta town

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 9, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I figured it out....

you have to select the mlb.tv option. not the CSBA box.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course… why would the csnba button give you csnba? fuck you selig!

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 9, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you still live in SLO?

What channel are the Angels games normally on? I couldn’t find it last night or the night before.

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by Azmanz on Apr 9, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

in va

i think it’s 38 or 37.

one is prime ticket.

it’s the other one.

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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 9, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

37 was the Dodgers

and 38 was the Lakers the first night, and fighting the 2nd.

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by Azmanz on Apr 9, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s also on a channel in the teens (I think) sometimes. Like 12 or 19.

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by groug on Apr 9, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

maybe kcoy or some LA station in the teens?

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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 9, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t live there anymore so I couldn’t check for sure.

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by groug on Apr 9, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

possible..

I’ll check next time they play.. my roommate who is an Angels “fan” doesn’t know what channel

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by Azmanz on Apr 9, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

$80 version or $110 version?

by itlynstalyn on Apr 9, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

i has the premiumz

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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 9, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK dudes i’m out.
Go Giants and also, somehow, go Parra.
Make it so, McCoven, make it so.

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

See you at the bars later too?

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Parra? You were gonna get banned anyway.

Git!

by Moggeee on Apr 9, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does it seem like Cain is throwing a lot more offspeed stuff so far?

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2009 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s certainly thrown a fair number of curves. Don’t know whether it’s more than his normal pattern, though.

by non sequitur on Apr 9, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burris’d

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

G’s are out of time
Maybe they should get a lime
Wait, do haiku’s rhyme?

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by UnleashTheGore on Apr 9, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

ask Zito if he’s not too busy dutch ovening himself

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 9, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

They don’t have to rhyme
Don’t need the apostrophe
Nothing left to say

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by groug on Apr 9, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTG, Manny

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by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play Burriss. Sort of.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 9, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone should hit Burriss on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

pretty...

1st pitch curve

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a 2b run in 40 feet, juggle, and still beat his man.

except against Bengie

by Moggeee on Apr 9, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

/fake bunt

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by groug on Apr 9, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

ORYLIA CRUSH LEFTYS LAWL

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raquel

Aren’t you supposed to be paying attention to the game?

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 9, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

WalrusMan

Walrus, after the game do you mind making an adoption thread #3. Seeing as #2 has fallen off the front page…

by Scottsdale on Apr 9, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll try and get one up during the game, probably heading out before the game ends.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the effort

by Scottsdale on Apr 9, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man. How did Hardy take that high fastball.

by non sequitur on Apr 9, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

17 pitch inning. TOO LONG.

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

As much as I like us always getting the opposing SS out every time.. JJ Hardy and his 0/11 is destroying my fantasy AVG/OPS

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by Azmanz on Apr 9, 2009 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too, but I’ll get over it.

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Me too…

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

Tim killed my ERA this week so yeah…not a good first week for fantasy.

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by UnleashTheGore on Apr 9, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excelent 4 innings Great pc

by wilriv21 on Apr 9, 2009 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m a PC and I’m 23.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the secret sauce

by Moggeee on Apr 9, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

USER FRIENDLY?

More like….they suck!

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by UnleashTheGore on Apr 9, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good one.

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by groug on Apr 9, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

mine’s already on fire

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I STARTED LEWIS, WINN, MOLINA, CAIN, LINCECUM, JOHNSON AND ISHIKAWA THIS WEEK!

So yeah, I set myself on fire.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 9, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

when there's nothing left to burn

set craig cousell on fire.

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When there’s nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire.

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by groug on Apr 9, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

God...

Cain is just not fooling anyone. I can’t complain about the results, but the process has not been all the great.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

that makes two of us

by Moggeee on Apr 9, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only 2 k’s…On the bright side, no walks.

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by raisingcain on Apr 9, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

seems to be pitching more to contact.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

NUSCH IN THE HOUSE AGAIN

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

HAVE I MENTIONED I LOVE FRED

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

THEN WHY DON’T YOU CLAIM TO BE MARRIED TO HIM ON THIS INTERNET WEBSITE?

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by groug on Apr 9, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I JUST MIGHT

I JUST MIGHT

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today ?

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by nvsfg on Apr 9, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LEWIS CANT HIT LEFTIES

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by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2009 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

L/L makes bochy go

:(

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 9, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sit him for Aurillia!

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some very nice behind the Plate empty seats today.

by On Deck #44 on Apr 9, 2009 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

F.Lew.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

LEFTIES CAN’T GET LEWIS OUT.

by non sequitur on Apr 9, 2009 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOH!

Go lewis!

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOHOO FRED

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by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Fast Freddie!

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2009 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

So, just got in

How has Cain looked? I can guess how the offense has looked.

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by marcello on Apr 9, 2009 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s throwing strikes, giving up some relatively hard contact, but getting outs.

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

this makes three of us

by Moggeee on Apr 9, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that he’s throwing strikes, tbh.

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throwing strikes good. Hard contact bad. I’m torn. I’ll assume INC for now.

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by marcello on Apr 9, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lot of loud outs, but no damage yet.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 9, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like

booming blasts that the drizzly weather has kept inside the walls somehow

by Moggeee on Apr 9, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s doing more than throwing strikes. He’s left a few curves up a little and they’ve been hit to the wall. But they’re not teeing off on his fastball.

by non sequitur on Apr 9, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is that not a balk?

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by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Adenhart situation makes me :(

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2009 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too. It’s terrifying.

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

22 is way too young to die

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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 9, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. me, too.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s dangerous out on those roads.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lost a few friends to drunk driving situations. Because of this, whenever my friends go out we always either have a completely sober designated driver or get a cab. It’s just not worth it.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie at 3-1 count?

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2009 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

MONEYYYY!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

B$

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2009 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I know it’s been said a bunch, but I love this sososo much.

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by marcello on Apr 9, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it ok that this kinda creeps me out?

by agiantmistake on Apr 9, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

B MONEY

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2009 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNZ!

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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Money MOney Money Money

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Money!

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

B-Money!

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2009 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet. Now Molina can score on a triple!

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 9, 2009 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

And Pablo can triple on a homer!

by MonkeyChow on Apr 9, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s with the wind behind him.

by Natto on Apr 9, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Runs?!?

Do they know Cain is pitching?

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by Azmanz on Apr 9, 2009 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt picked up a Lincecum jersey at the Dugout Store

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BMONEY

give me the cheddar

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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 9, 2009 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

OK Cain

that’s your one run… make it work

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 9, 2009 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I love watching subtitles on my tv for live baseball games. Every now and then, it comes up with half a garbled sentence, and then gives up for several minutes more.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I remember watching a game at my grandparents house...

Where they were talking and so turned it to mute, which automatically turned on the subtitles. They were talking about Nay Fee a lot

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I like it when BMoney gets hits.

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by groug on Apr 9, 2009 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

clutch

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must be good luck.

Finally get to tune into a Giant’s game just in time to see Fred double and score.

by neurofarm on Apr 9, 2009 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet! Scoring position!

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 9, 2009 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I think we’ll still need a triple.

by Natto on Apr 9, 2009 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

CHUGA-CHUGA-CHUGA

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by marcello on Apr 9, 2009 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablito hacking again.

by itlynstalyn on Apr 9, 2009 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s quite the wild pitch that allows Molina to advance.

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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO DIDN’T SWING

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Then he did.

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:(

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2009 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo, you should not have swung at that :(

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Not money, Little Money.

by non sequitur on Apr 9, 2009 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

damn it, Pablo

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2009 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf??? he liked the look of that last pitch?

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 9, 2009 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m out. Try not to let the pitcher homer like you did when I had to go last night.

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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOO

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get a hit Richie

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2009 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Parra had to throw that wild pitch to Oakland…..

by WillClark on Apr 9, 2009 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

/fake bunt

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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 9, 2009 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Got the runner over :)

by MonkeyChow on Apr 9, 2009 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

How far does Richie need to hit it..

to score Bengie?

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by Azmanz on Apr 9, 2009 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

hi my name is rich aurilia and i am useless

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

hiiii rich!

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Apr 9, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good impression.

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by groug on Apr 9, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang.

Should have tagged up there.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Forget that

STEAL HOME!

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 9, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m extremely displeased, Richie.

by non sequitur on Apr 9, 2009 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

UGGGH

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

VETERAN

That’s why you have vets, to do what needs to be done.

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by marcello on Apr 9, 2009 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

GAMER SAVE!

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by marcello on Apr 9, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL at Cameron thinking Molina would try to tag

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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT!!! GAMER!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

GAMER!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 9, 2009 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Next time Pablo’s up with Molina at third, call the suicide squeeze.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 9, 2009 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand not sucking!!

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2009 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF is up with that anyway ?

is it like a body snatchers thing ? ST he can’t hit a slow pitch softball, now he’s rakin’.

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by nvsfg on Apr 9, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand was pretty good last year up until the middle of the season.

by Natto on Apr 9, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he was. That August/September Scott is still stuck in my mind though. I guess that’s not really fair.

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by nvsfg on Apr 9, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

TAKE ME NOW

YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

GO SCOTTY WOOHOO

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s the sound of a clutch hit.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2009 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

who’s this rowand character?

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Apr 9, 2009 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand!

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by groug on Apr 9, 2009 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright! We have a decent Rowand!

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by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2009 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

EXECUTION!

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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 9, 2009 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I know, Molina’s heavy.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

So...

Is it too soon to hope that Rowand is back?

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do I need to bring up how good he was through the end of May last year?

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by groug on Apr 9, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

shhhh

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

deepest hit by Burriss all year

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 9, 2009 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

hi my name is aaron rowand and i am no longer useless.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

In play, run(s)!

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 9, 2009 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

bunt fail

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SCOTT <3

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 9, 2009 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it sad when Manny tries to bunt on with 2 outs? Is he that desperate?

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Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 9, 2009 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

I’m hearing his gasp right now.

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Two parts I can play over and over in my mind….that gasp and “Take that you mutated son of a bitch!”

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BEAM ME UP SCOTTY

by Natto on Apr 9, 2009 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Im out. GO GIANTS

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2009 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s a good thing he didn’t use up all his hits in spring training.

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On this site..

I always forget Scott Rowand’s name is actually Aaron

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by Azmanz on Apr 9, 2009 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

“Aaron”? Stop making stuff up.

by non sequitur on Apr 9, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

where would the Giants be without Aaron Rowand

by wilriv21 on Apr 9, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

dangerously low on CFs

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Depends

How good is they guy playing instead of him?

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It’s spelled Hershererer.

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there is an “I” in there somewhere

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Hershey Squirt

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HEAVY BAT

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh...

Manny. FREE FRANDSEN!

NO DON’T RELEASE HIIM FOR FREE SABEAN!

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accidental dfa!

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I’ll take it. I really didn’t think 2 runs were going to happen

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Had to look it up -- Yes.

1,3,4,5,7,8,8,9,10,15,16,23,32,37,42,44 Reggggie,& 49.

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No “BallDudes” in the bunch.

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of course they did his nephew is a Giants farmhand

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Never heard of them.

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Ok, well I’m out for now. Might be back later. Go GIANTS

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

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It’d be just as silly to send Burriss down because of a slow start as it was to give him the job based on his Spring, but how long do you think they’re going to give him?

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

The real question is: how long is too long?

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2 weeks? A month?

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Frandsen's ready

He stowed away in a bag of practice balls

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impossible...

to predict with our schizophrenic front office

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more than 3 games.

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Burriss may never accumulate 24 AttaBoys

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I’m sick of Mike Cameron

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We make him look real good.

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Me too. This is the only time the brewers come to sf, correct?

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yup.

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CAN WE STOP MENTIONING CAMERON’S HISTORIC TROUBLES AGAINST OUR PITCHERS

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Ugh..

Plaxico.

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quote “spazed out”

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Amy G is a great storyteller.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

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Yeah. She told me I was her first.

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Amy G is on the case

Thanks. I’m no longer confused.

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I really...

like where Cain’s locating his FB.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

that...

one not so much.

Flossing a dead horse

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That seems excessive.

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Amy G makes me wish for one of those rain clouds that stays over one person.

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I’m not a fan, but I don’t think she’s as awful as everyone else does.

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I have a very low bar for sideline reporting, outside of ESPNs reporters, they typically aren’t that good.

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I believe wil may…

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Does it cost money?

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$9.99

I love it though. Not running it now, but it works great for me.

I was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

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I’ve had the iPhone for a year and it’s the only app I’ve ever paid for

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Has a sideline reporter...

ever been more uniformly despised?

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG

I forgot about her.

Flossing a dead horse

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She was aaaaawful.

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it's almost enough...

to make me like Amy

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Cammy made Amy G seem like Christiane Amanpour.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cammie

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Cammy.

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In all fairness, Cammie was worse

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Cammie

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apparently

the masses have spoken.

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+2112

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she’s not uniformly despised. she is only when she talks and most of the time they show her on the screen.

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that ball dude almost made a great pick

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Matt Cain replies, “Since you asked I guess I will Natto.”

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wtf is that guy wearing? LOL

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Swing through stuff?

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STFD PARRA

<3 CAIN

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I have a similar Expos hat.

It’s awesome.

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CAIN

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by raisingcain on Apr 9, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

They sure make a cream that causes that….

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that how Clemens played?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 9, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm loving the no walks!

If this holds up, it is a great step forward.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 9, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

and 56 pitches through 5

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First starts always reflect the rest of the season.

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Timmy :(

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know the point of this picture

Kelenna is mine...;>

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It’s a “chasm.”

We will teach you the ways of the McCoven.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was a Zito reference.

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by marcello on Apr 9, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that the lost 10 commandments at the bottom?

Kelenna is mine...;>

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by girltothemax on Apr 9, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. Just an unmarked creek one drainage over from Sentinel Creek.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

buzzkill

Kelenna is mine...;>

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by girltothemax on Apr 9, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to me. Taft Point and the Fissures are exhilarating.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

NERD!

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by marcello on Apr 9, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

3000+ feet, straight down. :-)

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The layers of sarcasm were too much. (I wasn’t actually serious)

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by raisingcain on Apr 9, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM LINCECUM NOOOOOO

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a universal truth

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/first line of Pride And Prejudice

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The word if never indicates hypothetical situations.

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Yeah, this is great so far. He’s trusting his stuff.

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does he still pitch for the Giants?

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by Azmanz on Apr 9, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

He was traded for Prince Fielder.

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Don’t forget JJ Hardy!

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t-t-t-t-t-tap

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

wait, did I miss something? Jon just said it was 3-0 to Cain already.

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Does Parra pitch for the Giants now? Walking pitchers

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by Azmanz on Apr 9, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

He was in the Cain/Fielder trade as well.

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol good one, parra

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Great eye, Matt!

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Parra wants to tire Cain out.

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Should’ve taken Kuip’s advice and gone for 3 straight fastballs.

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Whoa, the other team walked the pitcher. What’s happeningggg?

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Why are you surprised? Cain’s a great hitter just like every other pitcher.

I was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

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It only works if Cain hits a HR

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It’s like they’ve turned into a bunch of us.

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Cain.

More walks than Bengie

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by Azmanz on Apr 9, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

w00t!

go go go go!

runs runs runs runs!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Apr 9, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

RANDY!

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Winn makes me Dwight!

by Natto on Apr 9, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

BEARS BEETS BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

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Identity theft is a crime!

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thank god for mlb.com's free audio trial...

but does anyone have a live stream. I hate living away from the Bay Area =(.

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Try knbr.com

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Come on, Renteria. It’s time to do something to endear you to your new fans.

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he won’t, bad Sabean acquisition.

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Demonstrably false.

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Good move Renteria!

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Red bats are funny! Is there something I’m missing?

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Fake bunt.

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I saw R. Johnson with one yesterday.

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Randy....

transition from fan punching bag to fan favorite has been awesome.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s really been pretty good 3 of 4 years here.

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow I can’t believe this is Randy’s fifth year as a Giant

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah...

a legitimate case can be made that he was an allstar last season.

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by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been disappointed by a lot of the stathead “analysis” on him, it really doesn’t give him enough credit.

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

INREACHABLES

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UNTANGABLES

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actually that should probably be untangibles.

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Nice

Cameron can be kind of a jerk sometimes (sometimes), but he’s right on there!

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes is an understatement, but he’s pretty smart about baseball. If he wasn’t usually right, he wouldn’t get away with the attitude he has.

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by marcello on Apr 9, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just ignore...

his responses in the comment section.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

They usually aren’t very friendly.

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by marcello on Apr 9, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

not to defend him...

but I think he has just run out of patience for fans unfamiliar with advanced stats.

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by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve always liked him.

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Oh Harold Robins! I thought you mean Harold Robinson!

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

not when...

he was resigned.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we were more upset with the contract than him.

by Natto on Apr 9, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea. Because it was basically because of a good 2 months. He’s been a pleasant surprise.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Defensive analysis has come a long way since then as well, which really paints Winn in a better light.

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by marcello on Apr 9, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

where would the Giants be without Edgardo Renteria

by wilriv21 on Apr 9, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum’s a better fake bunter than Rent

by sabeanhata on Apr 9, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

/glad he added Randy to lineup

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 9, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Edgar Renteria

San Francisco Giant

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He did his best, anyway.

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Had a GIDP yesterday, so he’s clear.

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I’M NOT SURE WHAT JUST HAPPENED BUT YEAH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

HA HA!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain is probably getting a hard on from these runs.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 9, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Why didn’t Renteria go to 2nd?

by MonkeyChow on Apr 9, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m confused by that too.

by sabeanhata on Apr 9, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

same

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by Azmanz on Apr 9, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

fielder too fast… would’ve been ta… yeah, wtf?

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 9, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he was trying to create a diversion – get the Brewers wondering why the hell he wasn’t going to 2nd, so Winn could score.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 9, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did Renturia not get to 2nd?

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by Azmanz on Apr 9, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

he ran through the bag and by the time he turned around it was too late

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotcha..

I was wondering if he Omar dove.

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by Azmanz on Apr 9, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was running through the bag

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reaching first safely stunned him too much to do anything else.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck one, Councill!

by MonkeyChow on Apr 9, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Runz!

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 9, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Fielder would have caught it if Counsell had thrown a cheeseburger

by snafu on Apr 9, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

a vegan cheeseburger

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t vegan’s not eat cheese?

Bonds stands alone.

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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

the cheese is vegan too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s just disgusting :-(


(no offense to any vegan McC) I can’t even eat low-fat cheese.

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by nvsfg on Apr 9, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

where does non-vegan cheese come from?

Bonds stands alone.

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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vegetarian cows?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 9, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s probably made out of soy or something. idk.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

These Guys !!

"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige

My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !

by nvsfg on Apr 9, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is the heaviest player this season?

by On Deck #44 on Apr 9, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

How would I know know, my name’s not Wikicrash.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH!!

How many people are coming home from work now?

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many people are still at work ….Only me. Sh*t, that sucks

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by nvsfg on Apr 9, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still at work.

by Natto on Apr 9, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably CC

if only because he’s like 6’8" and also fat

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

A vegan burger.

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by groug on Apr 9, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

In from first.

Shades of infield hits and runners scoring from 2nd last year.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

these aren’t strikes

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Brewers should probably get the pen going.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Shhhhh

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm out

/runs to car not to miss any of the action

by Angry Dwarf on Apr 9, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I love that AB

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 9, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

SWING THE BAT FRED

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

No lefty is going to get Frederick out all season.

by non sequitur on Apr 9, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred Lewis likes to take pitches

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred Lewis

has become my favorite Giant (which is weird as I always disparaged him as a prospect)

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s definitely my favorite position player. And he’s just a really likable dude too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t the Giants own Difelise? (or whatever he is called)

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 9, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep, the Giants are De-Feliz.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, at least that means there won’t be a soul-crushing Manny Parra grand slam

by snafu on Apr 9, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Gallardo PH’ing off the bench.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 9, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Henry Schulman looks like he lives in his mom’s basement

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

BIG

MONEY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

2 doubles in 1 game?

Bengie can run that far?

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by Azmanz on Apr 9, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone find a backup catcher! Bengie’s exhausted!

by neurofarm on Apr 9, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVES ME SOME MONEY

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by groug on Apr 9, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

cain is confused

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Apr 9, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain gets runs? WTF is going on? I must be taking crazy pills.

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by marcello on Apr 9, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m wondering if the Unit is going to be gifted Cain’s run support. What? Coal can be a gift.

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by marcello on Apr 9, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

kenshin

cowers under his couch in fear of the impending apocalypse.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe I’m not over Bengie just yet.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s a SAAAAAD PANDA =(

by snafu on Apr 9, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Everyone but Bochy knows what the fuck is up.

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by marcello on Apr 9, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO WANTS TO SWING AT THESE SO BAD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

The Devil’s “Souls To Acquire” list:

Robert Johnson
Matt Cain

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Daniel Webster.

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by groug on Apr 9, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

watch pablo swing at those

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 9, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m waiting for him to swing at it…

by Merope on Apr 9, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Travis!

oh. no. wait. nevermind

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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

You know you shouldn't be a starting 1B when:

They intentionally walk someone to get to you.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 9, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Boch shoulda PH for Aurilia..

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by Azmanz on Apr 9, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn right. Shoulda been Ishi.

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by can of corn on Apr 9, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now that I saw him GiDP

It seems like a no brainer..

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by Azmanz on Apr 9, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the situation were reversed, TI up in this situation against a lefty, you know he would.

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by marcello on Apr 9, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like he would ever do that! Oh wait…

by Natto on Apr 9, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if it was the 4th inning!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, Brewers. You guys should totally walk Aurilia, too!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Manny is harder to double up

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW

Is this a contract year for Winn? He seems “good”.

by On Deck #44 on Apr 9, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, but he is good.

by Natto on Apr 9, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re really not accomplishing much today, Richie.

by non sequitur on Apr 9, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU RICHIE. I WANT TI

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by marcello on Apr 9, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU AURILLIA. PH FOR HIM.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 9, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Rich Aurilia.

San Francisco Giant. Always.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

he's a good guy.

Kelenna is mine...;>

Life is too short, give everyone a smile or a hug.

by girltothemax on Apr 9, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No arguments, he’s just not a good hitter against RHP.

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by marcello on Apr 9, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLRLYA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

can we get aurillia a broadcaster spot too?

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Apr 9, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

The Rich Aurilia and Dave Roberts show!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

a nice ring to it

MAKE IT SO GIANTS BRAAAAASSSSS

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Apr 9, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good to see Richie is still a Giant at heart.

by Natto on Apr 9, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s showing the youngin’s how to be a “true” Giant.

by Merope on Apr 9, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rich Aurilia should not be a starting 1st baseman.

by neurofarm on Apr 9, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Or on the team at all.

by itlynstalyn on Apr 9, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

why are they letting rich hit against righties?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

why...

are they letting rich hit period?

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAN FAVORITE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Fans demand maximum double plays!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because if you take him out for Ishikawa, the Brewers can just put in a lefty reliever, and then no way could Travis get a hit!

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by groug on Apr 9, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least TI woulda struck out..

And given Rowand a chance to knock in a run.

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by Azmanz on Apr 9, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully,

this will conclude the Aurelia starting 1st base experiment

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Want to cry?

Look up his salary this year. — or is that off limits here — I’m a newbee.

by On Deck #44 on Apr 9, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Richie is making chump change.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO RUSH IS….oh….

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh me! me! me!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 9, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bruce Bochy, Rally Buster

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by marcello on Apr 9, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's Really Really Bad

I was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 9, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy Winn...

Looked like he had cupcake death eyes in that freeze cam.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop...

throwing that 91 mph crap!!!

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

109-49

I was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 9, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

56

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

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by marcello on Apr 9, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the start of the inning.

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by marcello on Apr 9, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think miller just said it was 55 to start the inning (give or take a couple pitches)

by snafu on Apr 9, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does the no-hitter jinx apply to CGSO’s?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

DAMMIT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just asking..doing..uh..uhm…research for this..uh..paper I’m writing.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everything jinxes everything.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s best to not mention anything at all.

Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 9, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit, first walk. Of course it’s to Counsell.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

K, now Matt is a Matt Cain again.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 9, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s just setting up the double play

by sabeanhata on Apr 9, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAIN SUCKS CAIN SUCKS CAIN SUCKS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD PITCHERS DO NOT WALK HITTERS CAIN SUCKS

by neurofarm on Apr 9, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain’s hook looks nice today.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 9, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

That scared me.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 9, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

STOP SCARING ME JON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I almost fainted

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

DO NOT WANT

hard line drives

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s like the 3rd or 4th ball Braun has just crushed foul this series.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Apr 9, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD BRAUN

SUCK IT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

new thread go go go

by snafu on Apr 9, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

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