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Milwaukee Brewers at San Francisco Giants, Apr 9, 2009 4:05 PM PDT


What in tarnation? A 4:00 p.m. start? I guess that's okay, especially considering that the San Jose Giants game is on TV at 7:00 p.m., which is a slice of awesome slathered in chocolate awesome sauce.


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Milwaukee Brewers
@ San Francisco Giants

Thursday, Apr 9, 2009, 4:05 PM PDT
AT&T Park

Manny Parra vs Matt Cain

Mostly cloudy,rain. Game time temperature around 50.

 

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The first must-win series of the year!

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and the Padres have the lead. Woot!

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Apr 9, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Socal everyone is screaming at their TV’s right now. I can attest to this, because right across from my desk someone is doing that very thing.

by itlynstalyn on Apr 9, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, everyone in LA – Padres game is blacked out in SD. Thanks Bud!

Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!

by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 9, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey wil

Saw a Jackson Williams game used bat for sale at the Park yesterday for 60 bucks.

Unfortunately there is no proof that the bat was used in a game.

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 9, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

wrong guy, Bubba. Not a collector.

by wilriv21 on Apr 9, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just got home. Set a reminder for the Giants game and turned to the Loldger game. Just in time to watch the meltdown!

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Russell Martin can suck it.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Apr 9, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tracy loved your shirt, Nat. I might hafta pick her up one.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY GUYS WITH MANRAM NOBODY WILL BE ABLE TO BEAT DODGERS!!!!

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Not even the Padres?

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh

Aurilia starting tonight. =/

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 9, 2009 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishi

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 9, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s be honest, it could be worse. He could be at 3rd or short.

by itlynstalyn on Apr 9, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he was at short, at least he’d just be keeping Renteria out of the lineup.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s only one game, so it’s not too big of a deal for me. If this becomes a regular thing though, Boch has some ‘splainin’ to do.

by Natto on Apr 9, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CLA

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

What a da for Cla, wouldn’t you sa?

by Natto on Apr 9, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deep Thought

Joe Crede has struck out 5 times in 12 at bats so far this year.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought he didn’t make the team.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crede? Yeah, he’s on the Twins. He started every game until today’s.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think for at least the next few games, I’ll be a little less frustrated when things go wrong with the team. Players’ deaths really have a way of putting things in perspective. I can’t imagine what it would be like if one of our giants was in the crash.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 9, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

that was devastating news this morning here in Heaven

by wilriv21 on Apr 9, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain striving to hit 4 HRs tonight.

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

How I’m watching the game at work: http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/n8ball/ss20090409.jpg
Yes, that page is for work.

by Natto on Apr 9, 2009 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

How did you get a screenshot of my laptop?

/hides asian porn

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 9, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t bogart the porn my friend

by wilriv21 on Apr 9, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the Internet, wil. There’s plenty for you too.

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by groug on Apr 9, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you fax me some bandwidth? I’m running low.

by Natto on Apr 9, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck the padres

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2009 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

you spelled “dodgers” wrong

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck the padres because they’re going to blow a 9th inning lead to the Dodgers

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i see that now.

fuckers.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

runner on 3rd, no outs… Manny doesn’t get the run in. Whoever that guy is, he really sucks

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

They smell like Lasorda’s feet.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

let that game go 22 innings

by wilriv21 on Apr 9, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait what?

What channel is the SJ game on?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Comcast 104 at 7. Need Comcast though.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be excited, but the timing is the worst possible for me to actually watch tv. At 7, I’ll be in the kitchen, cooking. Then eating. Then walking the dog. Then doing dishes. By the time I’m done, so’s the game. Sad.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t you…watch TV while you’re cooking, eating, and doing the dishes?

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No tv in the kitchen, so it’s not possible for any of the above except eating. And while we eat, we always watch DVDs. Only time of the day when we have a chance.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could always listen on milb.com, I suppose. But it’s not the same.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Argh

Parents switched to DirectTV so they could get like 2 more Korean channels. D:

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a Korean restaurant in the neighborhood that always has Korean tv on. It’s….interesting.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

interesting = mostly crappy?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

And surreal.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It might be less surreal if I spoke the language, but I’m not sure.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently everyone in Korea dies of a terminal illness while embroiled in a love rectangle or pentagon….

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The stuff on at the restaurant seems to be more in the vein of weird reality tv, or game shows, or singing competitions with crazy outfits.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh geez

My parents love that stuff.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s Asian tv for you.

by Natto on Apr 9, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUPERINTERESTFUL!

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fan Diary Post!

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 9, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Just saw that Mike

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hooray!

The Beatles’ Stereo and Mono remixed UK albums are coming out 9-9-09. That’s going to be quite a chunk of change I spend that day buying both boxed sets and the Beatles Rock Band.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m really glad I’m not an audiophile. Caring about that sort of thing seems expensive.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 9, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. I’m a “128 kbps? 256? Uh, whatever…”-music fan, and I’m blessed in my ignorance.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 9, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saves a lot more room on the computer too.

by Natto on Apr 9, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

My music is anywhere from 300 kbps for really low quality stuff, to upwards of 1000 kbps.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I grew up on cassettes, so that probably has a lot to do with it.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 9, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS FAN IZ OLD

by Natto on Apr 9, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember 8-tracks. I even had an 8-track player!

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grew up on cassettes?

When did you buy your first CD?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

First CD: Public Enemy’s “Fear of a Black Planet.” That gives me all sorts of cred.

Second CD: Milli Vanilli’s “Girl You Know It’s True.” That one…less so.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 9, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

My first CD

I think it was Britney Spears’ “Baby One More Time”

I broke a friend’s CD and had to buy a replacement

I’m so hood

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

My first CD

U2’s Achtung Baby

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You were down with B-Speezy when she was underground.

by Natto on Apr 9, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

When she was still ’bait

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Before she found the KFED

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

TRUE TALES

A couple of years ago, my wife and I were coming home from a concert at the Independent. While waiting for Muni, a guy who looked a lot like K-Fed approached my wife and offered her a massage.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buhhhhh

WEIRDDD

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry about that. Didn’t realize you two were together.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Apr 9, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

First CD, I think it was 1962-1966, The Beatles.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

ever hear of 8-track or LPs?

by wilriv21 on Apr 9, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhhh, LPs still are the best sound I’ve heard.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Recorded music is for suckers! I only have people sing right into my ear!

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 9, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Partially it’s not even an audiophile thing, they are totally new remixes, and especially I’m interested in the mono versions too.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see no reason to buy things that will sound slightly different from the things I already have.

This is a difference between us.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 9, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes I guess so. I heard a bit on 107.7 a few days ago that was the same thing. I dunno, one point that is big is the 1987 remasters were, to put it very lightly, HORRIBLE.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bastards

I felt the need to say what everyone who lives outside of the Bay Area who can’t watch the SJ Giants game tonight is thinking. (I’m only kinda kidding. Envy is an awful thing.)

Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!

by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 9, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Will MiLB be broadcasting?

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 9, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm

Okay, I take it back (unless I can’t get MiLB to work, then it’s all about the ‘bastards’ again).

Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!

by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 9, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bastards!

$30 for minor league games? On top of the $160+ I have to pay for extra innings? !@#$%^ racket.

Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!

by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 9, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Booo for doing some weird encoding for the audio in this segment. MP3 FTL literally..

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

AHHH! PADRES!

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOHOO

Classy Randy defending Matt Cain!!!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

GODDAMMIT HEATH BELL

Quit screwing around

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS MIGHT BE CAIN’S BREAKOUT YEAR

by Natto on Apr 9, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

yes! double play!

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vin Scully:

“Bitter, heartbreaking 4-game series for the Dodgers”

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

in play out(S)

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 9, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we please get rid of Amy G!!!!! She knows nothing about baseball

by ACgiant97 on Apr 9, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Dave Roberts, ftw?!!!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

by BigO on Apr 9, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

DP?!?!?!??!?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Apr 9, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

South Bay Radio

What station is the Broadcast on in the south bay. I wanted to listen to the game on the way home from work.

The 2008-2009 Colorado Avalanche: Slumpbusters

by Jibblescribbits on Apr 9, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

KNBR 680

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

K

thanks

The 2008-2009 Colorado Avalanche: Slumpbusters

by Jibblescribbits on Apr 9, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

My McCoven fantasy team currently has 0 home runs, only 10 runs score, and an OPS of .640. But pretty good starting pitching. It’s like the 2008 Giants all over again, but in computer form.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Loaded with Bocock too?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but I do have Adrian Beltre, who is Pedo Feliz. Of course, he wasn’t a 2008 Giant.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Pedo as interesting as Pedro?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DID NOT MEAN TO IMPLY THAT PEDRO FELIZ IS A KIDDIE FIDDLER.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZOMG THAT MEANS ADRIAN BELTRE IS A KIDDE FIDDLER MEANING WE ALL ARE KIDDIE FIDDLERS

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nick Swisher and Grady Sizemore will lift me to victory!

by Natto on Apr 9, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swisher isn’t even playing every day, is he?

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but I expect someone in the outfield to get injured sooner or later.

by Natto on Apr 9, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or someone to struggle massively offensively.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

and that someone

is nick swisher

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, I have David Price, who isn’t even in the majors yet.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

if he keeps doing what he did today, he will.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 9, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swisher started today and had 5 RBI

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s more than half my whole team’s total so far. :(

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s starting/started today.

by itlynstalyn on Apr 9, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

My teams the opposite, my best starting pitcher’s ERA so far is Trevor Cahill’s 3.50.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 9, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

me likey some david eckstein

by wilriv21 on Apr 9, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 9, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

little davey has the padres winning games

by wilriv21 on Apr 9, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s memory blockage from 2002. I can’t remember what it is I’m supposed to dislike, but I know I hate the guy.

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 9, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure they played baseball in 2002

by Merope on Apr 9, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure did The Giants WIn The Pennant

by wilriv21 on Apr 9, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

MASSIVE FAIL

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck that guy

in his face

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

short memory, I see

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s a question for the masses: Do we still need the overflow threads? I remember how the site used to bog down after 300 comments, but it’s not nearly as bad now. I can hardly notice when I have a 700-comment thread open now.

Or is that just me and my .004 ghz processor?

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 9, 2009 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

It still gets a bit laggy for me sometimes.

by Natto on Apr 9, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Either way is ok. Smaller threads make it easier to follow convos though

Eventually, we’re going to need threads for every new inning…

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by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

We were almost there for Opening Day.

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by groug on Apr 9, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

By “eventually,” I assume you mean two days ago.

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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean

Every game

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by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The SBN BRASS is working on GameThread issues for sites like this one. They’ll come up with something cool, I’m sure. Until then, though, I’m tired of opening 599 game threads, and then having them take my magnificent, amazing writing off the top of the front page.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 9, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taking your what off the front page?

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by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea that’s something I saw, with 7-8 threads your articles were gone.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on the machine I am on. I think overflow threads are good to manage between the dozens of conversations that happen all at once, and serves to cut off ones that shouldn’t be happening.

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think we need new threads at 300, but maybe at 600 or 700 it’d be good to make it easier for new people to get in on the conversation.

Or we could try to make a 3000 comment thread and see how that goes. Either way.

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by groug on Apr 9, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That 1000+ comment thread worked fine for me.

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by can of corn on Apr 9, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d say definitely need a new thread over 800-900 posts.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

A little late to the party I know, but, you know it’s not necessarily the number of comments that seems to bog down my machine – it’s lots and lots of graphics, or very big graphics. Firefox on a Mac btw, if it makes a difference.

by Merope on Apr 9, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've never had a thread lag

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by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

was that just me

or did Miller just start his broadcast by calling Adenhart, “Nick Aden”?

by BigO on Apr 9, 2009 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

thought he called him Logan

by wilriv21 on Apr 9, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

please be more specific

i.e. PLEASE SCORE SEVERAL TIMES or PLEASE SCORE OODLES OF RUNS otherwise the baseball gods might take you literally and give the Gints only one run

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by delorean on Apr 9, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please score 10 runs today

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

OVER/UNDER FOR MATT CAIN: 0.5

I’m going over.

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by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt “Criminally Unsupported” Cain with the start.

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2009 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

OT

Aren’t those Jack in the Box mini-sirloin burger commercials kinda dickish?

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by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes – doubley dickish because I always get the song stuck in my head.

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by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 9, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I were a little person, I would find them borderline insulting. The high pitched munchkin voices is what does it for me.

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Burger King had similar ones for their sliders.

by Natto on Apr 9, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I finally watched one instead of just hearing it. I get it now.

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Some chick won a year supply at the Park last night

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 9, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOA I DIDN’T REALIZE THE GAME WAS STARTING RIGHT NOW

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

You guys have no idea how much I want this shirt:

http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=QW-CHEATSHEET&Category_Code=QW-SHIRTS

It completely solves the one issue that dominates most of my thought process.

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by groug on Apr 9, 2009 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit.

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shirt

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi my name is Faraday and this is my shirt

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Here we go!

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by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2009 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

The East Coast approves this starting time

On another note, Should I have the TV on mute and listen to game day audio?

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Depends. Announcers?

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Who the hell was that with the door open?

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

what the helll

were is the Giants mlb.tv feed? I don’t want to watch the brewers feed.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LEAN AND MEAN CAIN

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Kid’s looking good.

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by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 9, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM!!

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by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

BEST SHAPE OF CAINS CAREER

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, that looked like strike three to me. Maybe I was fooled by him hitting the target.

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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I like this ballpark sometimes

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Sometimes you don’t!?

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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh, it’s ok

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll admit – I’d rather see some of the Giants’ triples in the alley be HRs instead.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 9, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes. Me, too.

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by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need more starter and less reliever in games

by wilriv21 on Apr 9, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you, extra big outfield.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

didn't help the Big Eunuch last ngiht

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by delorean on Apr 9, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beautiful defense.

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Craig Council is the poor man’s David Eckstein.

Screw him.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 9, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Counsell

I can’t stand this guy.

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by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 9, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT COUNSELL

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishikawa wouldn’t have bobbled it

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Richie bobble

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by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously

 do any mlb.tv users have the Giants feed?

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I do

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, it’s working for me.

by satyricrash on Apr 9, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got it. Still not blacked out like I should be.

I missed the top of the thread. What’s the issue?

by non sequitur on Apr 9, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only...

have the brewers announcers

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got Kruk & Kuip. I guess with Premium you’re supposed to be able to choose your feed, but the UI tells me to get lost and buy Premium if I want to select the other feed.

by non sequitur on Apr 9, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The MLB Network audio sounds really weird.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 9, 2009 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

10 PITCH INNING!

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Hooray for quick innings!

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by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2009 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Quick innings are awesome

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by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 9, 2009 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LETS GO GIANTS HITTURZ

GIT SUM RUNNZZZ

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by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

CAIN

showing his loser form already

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 9, 2009 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s because he sucks.

by itlynstalyn on Apr 9, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, why were the Giants batting in the top of the inning!?

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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

and when did we get Ryan Braun?

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

because you drank too much this morning

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 9, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

zing.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This just feels wrong

there is a Giants game happening within eyeshot and I’m at my desk…. arg!

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by j14 on Apr 9, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

$5 footlong!

Not the kind of male prostitute you have to save up for.

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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I dislike those commercials… even though I like the deal

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by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus it’s only $6.09 to include a 21 oz. drink. Awesome.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Want to throw in a cookie in exchange for your first born?

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by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guys over at MLB 2k9 simulated the game. We win in 16.

Seriously, that was my entire commercial break.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 9, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t get to use my new K pictures.

by Natto on Apr 9, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

that's...

because Matt Cain is not very good.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have new K pictures? wilriv will be pleased.

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope they’re just K and Kay from slightly different angles.

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by groug on Apr 9, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO WAI BRING BACK TEH HALF NAKED GIRLZ!!!!

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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT WAS CREATIVE!!!

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope they’re K and Kay’s faces being thrown by Matt Cain with fire behind them.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

They won’t be very creative though.

by Natto on Apr 9, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re anxiously awaiting them.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

even more of a reason to root for strikeouts

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come on, Randy…send this pitch Parra llevar

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by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim Flannery: defensive liability

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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

damnit

Randy

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Heath Bell is pretty good.

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Show of hands

who has Manny Parra starting today?

by wilriv21 on Apr 9, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I do

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by groug on Apr 9, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

/puts hand up.
i had gallardo yesterday as well

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by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, +109 for the Rush Ref

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by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

+2112

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fielder =/= Defensive minded.

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FAT

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

couldn’t the Brewers just pitch Suppan every game?

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

iawtc

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I would be ok with this.

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

VETRINZ PREZENTS!!!

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by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty nice AB by Renteria so far.

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Too bad about the result.

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You had to ruin it.

by Natto on Apr 9, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You had to mention something didnt you?

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was ball 4......

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by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Toyota Keys to the Game

score more than the opposing team.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Too simple.

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I don’t think they need to do that to win.

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by groug on Apr 9, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, there are like five people at the park today.

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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

looks like a marlins game

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Apr 9, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred Lewis just looks like a baseball player.

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by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Kuipe reading off Lewis’ stats from last season

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by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

As in:

“Lewis, Hitting .284 [or whatever] with [x] Home runs and [y] rbi”

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SFGuy approves

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 9, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get some runs for Cain!

“They haven’t been able to do that the last couple years.”

That was said a little more casually than it probably should have been.

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Hey, kids, it’s Fred Lewis!

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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow...

2 Giants hitters in a row going to full counts

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

AGGRESSIVE! NOT TAKING PITCHES!

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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Fred Lewis

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

SEE HOW I DIDN’T COMMENT ON THE NICE AB THAT TIME?

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHHH YOU’LL RUIN IT!

by MonkeyChow on Apr 9, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad you can learn.

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FRED

LEFTIES CAN’T GET HIM OUT.

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Nice AB, Fred.

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by groug on Apr 9, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

yay

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by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred Lewis

Professional. Hitter.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

i less than three Fred Lewis.

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Freddie is awesome.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I likez Fred

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by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

oh Bengie no

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie :(

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Who robbed Bengie?

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by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie did not have the most impressive AB there.

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Bengie DOUGHlina!

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Bengie “Lack of” DOUGHlina!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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Bengie “Big Debt” Money

by Moggeee on Apr 9, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tight Credit Molina

by Moggeee on Apr 9, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, aside from talking about how he liked to Dutch Oven himself, Barry Zito also misspelled Molina’s name on Twitter. hat a guy.

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Who doesn’t like to Dutch Oven themselves?

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Is he updating it during the game? NON GAMER!!!

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Zito=Goofus?

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I hope his wife doesn’t find out he was fooling around with Paris Hilton.

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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

read that… what a DUMBSHIT

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looks kind of like matt cain

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This Comcast ad is kind of WTF.

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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is the game being televised out there? For some reason, mlb.tv is only giving me the Brewer’s lousy broadcasters

by baybruin415 on Apr 9, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the Slowskies

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT FIELDER

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

OH GEEZ

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

OY

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LOL I’ll take it!

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Matt meant for that to happen.

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Pheeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

*exhale *

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THANK YOU, EXTRA BIG OUTFIELD!

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh

Miller really made it sound like it was going

by BigO on Apr 9, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I was scared.

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it was.

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It sure looked like it was.

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Wow, LONG, HIGH OUT

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably shouldn’t throw that pitch again Matt

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Ooooh I was worried.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 9, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

that...

was a crappy change/curve/pitch

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice but ugh

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"Too much heigth"

I love you, Krukow, but THAT’S NOT A WORD.

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Kruk saying heighth, all is right in the world.

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I’ve noticed some of my coworkers saying this. It annoys me.

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question:

supposedly or supposingly?

discuss

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supposebly.

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I thought he hit it too high, then I got nervous seeing Winn.

I’m glad I was right the first time.

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STFD HARDY

MATT CAIN STRIKE THROWING MACHINE

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

hot

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sweeeeeeet

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OOOOOOOheheheheheheehehe*giddy school girl laughing *

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Sexy

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NEEDS MORE ORIGINALNESS

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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Believe he has a cat.

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Of course you do.

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NATO I DONT UNDERSTAN THIS TRADITION WHAT IS HAPEPNING HERE?

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Bye, Hardy

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My fantasy team still has no homers, but in this case I’ll take it.

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Miguel Cabrera and Brian Roberts have been really tearing it up for me. But CC :-(

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LOL fielder

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17 PITCHES THROUGH 2 INNINGS

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

another

efficient inning.

Flossing a dead horse

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I think that’s the hardest hit ball i’ve ever seen that didn’t leave the yard.

wow.

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 9, 2009 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain

No Swing Through Stuff

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sharksrog usually isn’t in game threads!

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except two balls in two innings against the fence that would have been gomers anywhere but here

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Matt Cain :)

/swoon

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by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2009 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Any other mlb.tv users here?

Are you guys getting the CSNBA feed by any chance?

by baybruin415 on Apr 9, 2009 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

No, Brewwers feed.

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Moved on to gay porn?

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whatever floats his boat

by wilriv21 on Apr 9, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aside from chick flicks?

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with chick flicks he was pitching passively

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PANDA!!!

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Pablito!

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by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2009 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoo Pablo single. Ladies? Also he got a base knock.

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2 straight balls, then the first strike he sees. He’s magic.

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lol Flannery’s head

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GIT UR DUNN RICHIE!!!

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by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Fake bunt!!

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lol

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by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

A first baseman...

should NEVER bunt EVER.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

after that swing...

I think Aurelia should bunt.

Flossing a dead horse

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Rich Aurilia...

should NEVER play first EVER.

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I was confused by 7:05 ET start..

What did I miss?

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by Azmanz on Apr 9, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain sucks

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PABLO

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Sneak attack bunt.

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Aurilia sucks

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What does...

“No swing through stuff” mean? I see it referenced here pretty often, usually for humor, it appears. What’s the origin of this phrase?

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Swing Through Stuff

Matt Cain doesn’t have any.

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According to #1 Lincecum fan sharksrog.

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Some people were saying Matt Cain couldn’t miss bats

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Everyone's knock on Cain

is that he doesn’t have swing through stuff.

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by Azmanz on Apr 9, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of the criticisms...

levied against Cain as a prospect was a lack of “electric” stuff.

Flossing a dead horse

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sharksrog has a habit of saying that Cain has no swing through stuff when comparing him to Lincecum.

by Natto on Apr 9, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt couldn’t strike out Todd Helton in his first game in the big leagues as a 20 year old.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Apr 9, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Aurilia hitting ahead of Rowand?

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by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

defined roles: first baseman = hit 6th

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Because that’s where Ishikawa hits, you can’t change up the order can you?

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Shaft!

Or were you thinking of someone else.

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Yeah. But this site has sort of trained me to make pop culture references whenever possible.

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Rich the UnEnchanter.

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Why is Aurilia on this team?

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Love of utility infielders?

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Management wants to make it up to him for all those years when he should’ve been starting but was backing up Jose Vizcaino and Rey Sanchez instead.

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we offered him to Team Zissou, but he looks bad in a Speedo

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the Aquatic Life: underrated or most underrated anderson film?

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Underrated, maybe. I prefer Tenenbaums.

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Murray fans cannot take their eyes off it.

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Rich Aurilia:

he’ll sneak attack bunt you sometimes.

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Should hove.

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So, yeah, I’d love to see Aurillia start against some right handers!

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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Booked for next game – Signed, Bochy.

Justification: the fans demanded it.

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Aurilia forever! TI never!

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Nah, just like Ringo over Pete, TI over aurilia.

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He has to start if he wants to be ready for the lefties/the Giants want him to have trade value!

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TRADE VALUE!

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Maybe we can get John Burkett back for him!

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aaaaaamyyy

whatcha gonna do?

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Pablo steal 2nd!!!

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i think bochy has parra starting on his fantasy team today.
would explain a lot.

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the plot thickens

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Hey, just learned Manny Parra went to my high school. A few years after me, of course, like 30.

by Shoeless on Apr 9, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

today's crowd

15k? I know 4PM games are slow to fill in, but there’s a lot of empty space in the arcade and in LF…

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We’ll see how it looks after 5 pm, but yeah.

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Does...

Rowand have the most awkward stance in the history of the world?

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

poopin’

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Marquise Grissom

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 9, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I counter with old school Craig Counsell.

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Did he change it for this year though?

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It looked less exaggerated when I saw him yesterday.

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Nasty shit.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

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Hand pisser, I mean Alou.

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Ahhhh I miss Los Manos de PeePee.

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I laughed at this way more then I should have.

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It is starting to look “normal” to me….

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SPEED

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PABLO'S SPEED

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Pablo is a base-stealing threat

by itlynstalyn on Apr 9, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

No more popups kthanx.

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2009 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Look what you’ve done.

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There must be a girl that caught Rowand’s eye behind the first base dugout

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whoah man……whoah…..

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Aaron Rowand, returning to form.

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Rowand >:(

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Ben Snyder sighting

brother Ben relieved starter Daryl Maday in the AA Connecticut game. EME is hitting third and playing RF.

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Burriss could use a hit

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The Giants could use a Frandsen…..

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Mah boy!

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It’s a bit soon to be saying that. Though I’d still rather Burriss playing every day in Fresno, for sure.

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I still dont understand the “hot spring” logic

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My favorite Bellarmine grad besides Burrell.

by itlynstalyn on Apr 9, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This has me thinking. Maybe the Giants should add Pacquiao as a bench coach, just for brawls.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2009 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

today might be a good time for Burriss to get off the schneid

by wilriv21 on Apr 9, 2009 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Burriss is so overwhelmed its comical.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 9, 2009 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, he has been looking utterly lost during his at bats. I said something similar at last nights game.

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

what does...

the armor do on the inside of the lead ankle?

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

protects the inside of the lead ankle

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 9, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moops!

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LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

DID THEY BRING ME DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS

by Natto on Apr 9, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

top 5 disney songs

no lie

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes I just bust it out in random places for fun.

by Natto on Apr 9, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

BE A MAN
YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS THE RAGING FIRE
BE A MAN
WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A GREAT TYPHOON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I got that wrong.

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

No its correct. Trust me. Huge Disney freak.

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason, I thought something else came before typhoon and fire came after.

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

the ball.

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why...

would the ball attack the inside of your lead ankle?

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Long standing blood feud

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sneaky. On a more serious note, a ball hit straight down with your ankle turned out would probably head right toward the inside of your lead ankle/top of your lead foot.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did someone remember to give Burriss a bat this time?

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2009 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, he hit a line drive that time.

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

O DARN

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2009 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Will Manny ever get a hit this season?

by Natto on Apr 9, 2009 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

GUYS I THINK ITS TIME TO PANIC

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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAIN 4 CHASE UTLEE

by Natto on Apr 9, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

SANCHEZ FOR CANTU

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would make that trade...

so fast your head would spin.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZITO 4 JUSTIN MOURNEAU TYPE HITTER

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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 pitching inning this time.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 9, 2009 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh look, that MLB 09 The Show commercial. I’m not tired of this one at all!

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by groug on Apr 9, 2009 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

pedroia

looks like Kiefer Sutherland in A Few Good Men

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Apr 9, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like the kids I dropped off at the pool this morning

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One of the many movies that doesn’t need to be altered for a porno.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

fixed

a few good men scenes

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

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NAME ME ONE MVP THAT CANT HIT THAT PITCH!!!!!@!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

stop it

too much laughing at hilarityous commercializationings

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by natteringnabob on Apr 9, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WHAT ABOUT THOSE PITCHERS LOL, EVEN THEY CAN HIT THAT PITCH

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by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet Vida Blue could hit it. Then after he cleaned up would hit the ball.

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm no one to speak...

but do the Giants look a little “heavy” in the belly this year?

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No, I’m pretty sure everyone on the Giants is in the best shape of their lives.

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by groug on Apr 9, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Pablo?

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by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY

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Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's the lineup

Pablo, Molina, Aurilia; Miller and Krukow both trumpeted Cain’s weight loss but he’s just a BIG dude anyway

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by natteringnabob on Apr 9, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m getting flashbacks of last season. Leadoff single, then Rowand and Aurilia coming up short

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2009 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon just imitated the ump’s strike call.

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought he was choking.

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Yay, Tracy represented by stupid questions. Just like Tracy.

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2009 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

there goes the no hitter

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

no-hitter? heck would be happy if a starter saw the 6th inning

by wilriv21 on Apr 9, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn that tall bastard

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

And?

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Must be a cat lover.

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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Lionhart. Bastard.

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

No more hanging breaking balls okay?

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

those big flies that die at the fence kinda bug me, too

by Moggeee on Apr 9, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk with the funny

What do you miss most about your playing days?

Kruk: I miss getting big league hitters out. Of course I could have said that my last two seasons, too.

by non sequitur on Apr 9, 2009 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks, Kendall

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2009 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for not walking Kendall

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Open base!

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Oooo

Obligatory [pitcher] can hit a little bit.

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EVERY PITCHER CAN HIT A LITTLE BIT

EVERY PITCHER IS PEDRO FELIZ

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he’s holding a bat, he’s dangerous

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

All pitchers are excellent hitters.

by Natto on Apr 9, 2009 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

All right fielders are excellent third basemen

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All third basemen are excellent backup catchers.

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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

So much so that you don’t need backup catchers

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

not cain...

he sucks

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Against the Giants they are.

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by groug on Apr 9, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Parra looks like a hitter

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 9, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s probably the bat he is holding

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe it’s the uniform (stole that bit from lars)

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hart is TALL.. wow

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by Azmanz on Apr 9, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

so easy

even a caveman could do it

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

I thought even an MVP like Pedroia can’t do it.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

what's that?

i was just polishing the money i could be saving with Geico

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 9, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez would have been chasing that grounder into right field

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Even though it was hit to left.

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s the old velez.
new velez doesn’t do shit like that.

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 9, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad news: Velez lets groundballs get by

Good news: Velez can then outrun them in a footrace

by Moggeee on Apr 9, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad Umpiring?

The strikezone that shows up on Gameday has zero relation to whether a pitch is actually called a strike.

I was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 9, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

What this has never been noticed before!

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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you know Lars was the opening day game?

by scout6 on Apr 9, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inconsistent umpiring

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

RAAANNDDDDYYYYY

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by Azmanz on Apr 9, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy Winn is a pretty cool dude

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

class.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

CLASSY DEFENSE!!!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Ooooooo

Winn. I like him.

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RANDY WINN MAYES HAYES

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by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I like Randy Winn’s defense.

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by groug on Apr 9, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy is awesome.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 9, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Is there a current Major leaguer who has non-stupid facial hair?

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by jcb9 on Apr 9, 2009 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

sal fasano

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by jponry on Apr 9, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dustin Hermanson

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 9, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a current human

with non-stupid facial hair?

*NB: I may be jealous as I am unable to grow facial hair :-(

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kenshin...

does not like the numerous hard hit fly balls. He anticipates that there will eventually be a bad outcome.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 9, 2009 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants hater…

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 9, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 9, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

What could possibly go wrong?

by MonkeyChow on Apr 9, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This Randy Winn guy is pretty good with the glove.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2009 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

This Randy Winn guy is pretty good with the glove.

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by bondslegend on Apr 9, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Winn says

“Pardon my bluntness, but I cannot allow you to get a hit, good sir.”

by Natto on Apr 9, 2009 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

How droll!

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