Open San Jose Giants GameThread
It's on Comcast Hometown Network...don't ask me where you'll find that on your TV. At least one person will have it on channel 104, but don't quote me on that.
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Thank you god, please do. The “First!” thing was annoying the first time someone did it. It hasn’t gotten better with age.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Man, and to think I was being witty and relevant. Seriously, it’s cool to delete it. It’s obnoxious and stupid and both valid reasons to be “FIRST!” on the thread.
4.5 innings of A+ game thread on McCovey Chronicles: 370 comments
Nick Adenhart thread on Halo Heaven: 364 comments
For the record, I’m not actually mad at the people doing this, so sorry if I came off as a dick. I’ve just seen it so many times.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
blurst!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
The second I posted this comment my browser crashed. :/
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
You angered Browser Jesus.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
I read this as Bowser Jesus and thought that would be the coolest thing that ever existed.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
GIS for Bowser Jesus
Not going to lie
Somewhat unsettling.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
That’s how I read it too, and I typed it.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
This should be fun. The announcers aren’t exactly Kruk and Kuip.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
it's pouring in SJ
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions
That park is tiny. It can’t stop AnVil, it can only hope to contain him.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
Lineup
Ford CF
Crawford SS
Noonan 2B
Posey, B C
Gillaspie 3B
Kieschnick RF
Villalona 1B
Ambort DH
Neal LF
Alderson P
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
WTF!
my boy has “Light Tower Power”!!! He should hit higher!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
This lineup is absurd (in a good way). Ambort and Neal hitting 7 and 8. I guess, technically, they should have Ford and Crawford at the bottom, but I don’t really care about that in the minors.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Whoops
8 and 9.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Actually
The more I think about it, this lineup is crazy.
Slappy
Slappy
Supposed all-around hitter
All-around hitter
All-around hitter
POWER
POWER
POWER
POWER
The three worst hitters are likely batting 1-3.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Madison Bumgarner
You guys are going to love him. He is not the 2nd coming of Sandy Coufax but he is the first coming of “Madbum”. Been watching him start in Legion Baseball since he was in the 8th grade. He is the real thing!
Josephs117
For those not watching, the tarp is off and they are doing to pre-game introductions.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions
note
takes a bit to load; don’t give up right away (as I assume all you weirdos are overloading their server)
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Apr 9, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
AnVil needs to work on that lid
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
Open Minor League thread!
We just got a flyover in Fresno. We didn’t even get a flyover in SF on Opening Day. Also a moment of silence for Nick Adenhart.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
So I'm wondering
is this the most loaded team in all of the minors?
Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.
It’s got to be up there. Who knows how long it’ll be quite this loaded though, if Tim2, MadBum and Posey advance to AA soon.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
stupid Connecticut
why can’t they be in the West?
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Apr 9, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
The consensus seems to be yes.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Loaded?
possibly but they will have a hard task beating the recent record of the Angels SLC farm team. Believe they started 35-5
So much power in this lineup. Holy god, it’s the anti SF Giants.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
The announcer called Villlona “Angel” and not “Ahn-hel”.
Dude’s a beast and didn’t look overweight. Definitely looks like a 1B
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
radio call
Vill-ona
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Apr 9, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Weird ads on this channel.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
I was thinking that
the background music was a little strange.
Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.
I’m still pretty high on Roger Kieschnick.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
still peeved
Giants never signed Brooks Kieschnick
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Apr 9, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I like him too. I’m excited to see what he’ll do in a full season.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
I was just thinking this. Very funky.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, I wish I was watching this game!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Dude.....
Don’t rub it in . Those of us in the “hinterlands” do not get watch the game :-(
/so sad.
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !
there’s always room on my couch wink
by TimLincecumIsGod on Apr 9, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD WHOEVER THAT WAS
YEAH TIMA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Mike McBryde=speed. He went to second on a ball he didn’t hit all that deep.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
KKim Alderson
Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.
STFD WHOEVER THAT WAS
Alderson = pretty cool.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
You're not easily impressed
You’re like the only person I know who hasn’t mentioned how handsome I am
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
MY DIARY DISAGREES BUT YOU’LL NEVER FIND IT
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 9, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you hide your diary underneath a tree?
I started reading about you.
bringing you moral turpitude since 1963
…once it warms up.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
You aren’t one of our most important prospects?
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
You tell them they aren’t Tim Alderson.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
simple, yet concise and eloquent.
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !
yeah. we wouldn’t want him exposed to crappy weather conditions.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
It was 60° here in Massachusetts today.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
And I can see their breath on the TV now, but those two things are exceptions rather than expectations.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
With how good Stockton was last year, I don’t know a single one of these guys.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
They’ll have heard of me after tomorrow night.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Darren Ford was in the Morris trade?
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
Is there a Gameday sort of thing for this game?
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
thanks
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Quick-fire replays!
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Ross was pretty good for Cal. Why does he get no love in the A’s farm system?
Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.
These announcers are the yawn
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
yeah
they aren’t annoying, just not exciting at all
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
by j14 on Apr 9, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
The radio guy is ok, not Jon and Flem, but not horrible.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
that would be why theyre announcing in A ball
Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.
This commercial is hilariously WTF in concept, execution, and production values.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
That weird one about the people at the theater, I mean. It was over by the time I hit send.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
lulz Eliezer Alfonzo is playing for the Beavers.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
It’s also cold here tonight. Not SF cold, but a sleeveless top was not a good idea.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Last minute wardrobe change to khakis and the ruffly teal top.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
The sacrifices we make for style…
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
I opted for the black patent leather flats tonight.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Each time one of the SJ Giants comes up to bat, I keep going, “Ooh! (Name of player)!” I’ve never seen any of these guys actually play!
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Posey’s the one guy I have seen live – in the College World Series last year. WEll, him and Gillaspie. They were in the same game.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
NICE PLAY BY VILLALONA! DEFENSE!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
why am I not seeing this omg fail
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Not such a great throw there from Posey.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
DFA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Promote Jacks Williams again.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
There’s a shoutout to him in the 2009 inaugural minor league notebook on the site.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Thomas Neal is black?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Billy Sadler is white!?
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Pablo eating a cheesecake > Gillaspie eating a cheesesteak
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
I could see a polished Pac 10 pitcher making him look bad.
by KCE on Apr 9, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
SUX
take a pitch loser were is Notgardo OMG fail
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
up or out
bat .400 or rot in Salem
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Apr 9, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
what we’re we thinking?
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
no run support
for Alderson= Matt Cain Jr.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
WORST. SPELLING. EVER.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Angell Villalono
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
just out of curiosity
who is AnVils host family… and how are they surviving?
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
43
Come on, he’s gotta go full cougar. Like Jose Tabata but without the crazy baby stealing stuff.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
It's funny
how we moved AnVil from third because he was too fat. Yet Pablo Sandoval is our opening day starter.
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
just hoping
he can put some meat on his bones before he gets to SF
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Apr 9, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
“My family wanted me to college, but didn’t have no money.”
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
I guess they must be poor. They don’t even have money for verbs.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m making a real habit of making typos while I’m making fun of bad grammar. :(
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Too many makings in that sentence.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
spent it all on double negatives
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Apr 9, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
(Getting to watch SJ after SF is simply awesome, btw)
by FairweatherFan on Apr 9, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Word, but last I heard he was conscious and going to the hospital
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
Getting a CAT scan.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
no prob
I’ve learned how to deconstruct/reconstruct these links over the years. Generally, it seems there always is one, and you just need to know the right team abbrevations and stuff. Still, it’s not quite as up-to-the-moment as the MLB version, but I’m mostly interested in following the stats, so it works.
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
They just have one. We have two.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I really hope Angel and Jesus are on the same team at some point. All Christian team!!!
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
And Noah
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
And Tim is God, so.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Brian saves.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Stupid purple Jesus team.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I forgot John Bowker the disciple.
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
John the Battist
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I love the horse race. It’s so low rent and hilarious. Are they gonna do the smash for cash later on? Where the players throw baseballs at the old junker car to bust the headlights?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
McBryde scored on a sac fly and Kinney allowed a run also on the sac fly. So far, not much else.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
OT
There is an article in the latest Giants magazine from a gentleman by the name of Grant Brisbee. It’s alright.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
I saw that! He’s sold out to the man. or he just is the man.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Brian Johnson’s homer and looking forward to the next big moment.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
This has to become an official meme.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice!
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
light tower power!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
/beams with pride
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I done told you all about Neal!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
More evidence that this lineup is pretty close to backwards.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Neal’s your friend when things get rough!
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Brandon Crawford=OBP, its fact people
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
The extra B is for BYOBP
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Kinney just HBP to load the bases for Not Gardo.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
The Gameday just got very far behind. :( What did Noonan do?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
McBryde also=defense. Notgardo crushed a ball to dead center and McBryde was playing shallow. He had to race back to catch it. Sac fly.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
McBryde has GG type defense and a cannon for an arm. If he can OBP .340 .310 he can play MLB CF
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 9, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
If his defense is as advertised, that bat would probably play in CF.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
If the defense and speed are as advertised. I think people are more forgiving of a low OBP if the defense is stellar.
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 9, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
for run producers yes. this kids strength is defense and speed. was hoping could use his speed at top of order as OBP table setter. Otherwise he bats 8th
I don’t think he’ll ever be a table setter, at least not a good one. His bat just isn’t good enough. That doesn’t mean he can’t be a useful player though.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
DP GROUNDING RALLYKILLER LOZER
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Apr 9, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Can't spell Buster without bust
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
(This was the nicest “bust” I found on GIS)
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I am going to confirm this. Back shortly.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
C U in 2 minutes
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Apr 9, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
BUSTer Posey reminds me of Jesse Floppert.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
94
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay I know we’re just doing the “THIRD STARTER AT BEST STUFF HERE” but this made me D:
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
lol I failed at ARGUMENTUM AD CAPSLOCK and quotes.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Stranded a runner on 3rd. JUST LIKE THE BIG CLUB!
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
PRACTICE MAKE PERFECTS
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Apr 9, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay what is the actual score of this game? My MiLB.com page is slower than Bengie.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
arigato sirs
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
2-0 SJ
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Apr 9, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
the crowd seems a bit vocal
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and loved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
It looks pretty cold, I’d need to be pretty drunk to manage it.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
beer battered fish
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I really want to go to a few minor league games this year.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I thnk I’m goin for MadBum tomora
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
That sounds like a great idea!
Gametime?
by FairweatherFan on Apr 9, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
The only thing disuading me
is the apparent crapiness of the stadium. I’m wondering whether or not the money would be better spent on big Giants tickets.
Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.
really
who gives a shit about the stadium.
by FairweatherFan on Apr 9, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Forget the stadium. It’s a good time. Get some BBQ, and watch MadBum from 50 feet away.
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 9, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
If it isn't pissing rain
I’ll take the camera and try to get some close-up pics of our favorite prospects in action.
by FairweatherFan on Apr 9, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
The tickets are pretty cheap, like 10 bucks, and the stadium isn’t that bad.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
The stadium is pretty cool. The BBQ is amazing too.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Double switch brings Misch and Guzman in. Guzman at first base.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
Speaking of Misch
Who we going to see w/ the big club tomorrow? Miller?
by FairweatherFan on Apr 9, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Good question. I’ll ask about it before I leave tonight.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm assuming that Martinez is going to be out for at least a little while :(
by FairweatherFan on Apr 9, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Misch or Osiris?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Or Waldis?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah he just came in.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah :(
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
dammit
Puttin on a clinic out there
Why the fuck does Albert Pujols have to introduce himself as a baseball player? I blame Bud Selig.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
lol
Hi, I’m Albert Pujols and I’m the best player in baseball.
by FairweatherFan on Apr 9, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
/throws more crap to the wall to see if it sticks
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 9, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I say old bean
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
ARSE
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and loved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
I’m not clicking on it.
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and loved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
That is pretty funny
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Wabbash!

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
BRB LOLing forever
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow…Alderson definitely ices up after the game.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
I’m really impressed with All Things Noonan right now. Good glove and OMG ALDERSON IS WEARING A MUTANT ARM SLING good sounds off the bat.
The Source of All His Powers!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Cowart gets into the poop position when he pitches: “I’m pooping I’m pooping I’m pooping I’m pooping I’m pooping BAM CURVEBALL!”
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
Still one of my favorite lolcats ever. Along with the one about having done the sums.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
The use of font size and caps is superlative. It works on so many levels.
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 9, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
who?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
AnVil
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
\o/
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Anvil!!!
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 9, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
you're back!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I've got good timing
Just turned the game on a few moments ago. That was pretty damned cool.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 9, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
Man, it’d be cool if AnVil really busted out in San Jose.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I mean like he has a great year, not that he turns into a bust.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Or a pillar of salt. That would suck too.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 9, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I was in the kitchen when Villalona hit that, d’oh.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
I like him.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Which, by San Jose standards right now, means WTF HE SUX DFA NOW.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Meanwhile Notgardo doubled against yabu.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
ELIEZER'S REVENGE!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
You sound surprised.
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and loved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
we don't die we multiply
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
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by Grant Brisbee on Apr 9, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I just checked the box score from the Augusta game, looks like Culberson made an error tonight. He’s like the master of errors.
eHire made one too
That game was pretty much a bag of suck.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah?
He looked good?
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
He got a hit. Augusta had four hits in the game.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m a lot more interested in Perez if he can really be a second baseman.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Charlie was playing 3b, too. interesting.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
McCovey Chronicles: 100% more Dead Milkmen references than replacement-level SBN Blog.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Jesus is batting in Fresno
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too. The roster weirdness is brewing in my head as an idea for story for SF Dugout.
Hint.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
…Giant eyeballs are running in Fresno.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
When did he get knocked up?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Joey...
Concussion but seems fine
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/giants/index?
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
Martinez spoke by phone with his parents in New Jersey, who unfortunately watched on TV as their son got hit.
gahh that’s terrible
bitte, baby.
D:
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 9, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Upon coming around, one of my first thoughts would be “uh-oh, I hope Mom didn’t see that”
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 9, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
first pitch grounder, force out at home
by DividedByZero on Apr 9, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
AMBORT
He’s looked good tonight.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
just as this post comes up..
another weak grounder.
by DividedByZero on Apr 9, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup
Poorly timed. I like his approach though.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
I know it’s stupid, but his name makes me think hitting cyborg.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
My minor league GameDay has Darren Ford still at bat
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 9, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
Noonan…Oh well hes still played a hell of a game
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
What's going on?
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 9, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
that was just a ploy so the runner would try to score
by TimLincecumIsGod on Apr 9, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
darren ford with the bobble in CF
recovered and gunned down the runner at the plate
by DividedByZero on Apr 9, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Neal HBP
/scours
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions
DFA
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
OMG WHY DIDN'T THEY PICK SMOAK!!!!
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Holy shit, Clayton Tanner is black? I’m actually serious this time.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Yeah, it turns out he isn’t. They showed his name when Wilmin Rodriguez was pitching.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Maybe he’s related to Royce Clayton.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
C.C. Rock!
WIth Metal Matt!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 9, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions
Neal is white?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
You know who hasn’t? The dude putting up the graphics on the telecast. That dude is drunk.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Angel Villalalllallona couldn’t agree more.
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 9, 2009 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Little Giants Win

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 9, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions
No clue
But not many, he only pitched 4 innings. I’d guess around 60 – 70.
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My guess would be the weather combined with early season.
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they had him on a pitch count. he hit the limit.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 10, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Did anyone see me on TV?
I was the guy with a camera shivering. A lot.
Hey, and I have only one thing to say about Comcast….one of the PA’s they had was gorgeous!
I’ll post my thoughts (on the game) in the Minor Lines thread, though…
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by BruteSentiment on Apr 10, 2009 12:06 AM PDT reply actions
AnVil was good with the glove...
Unexpectedness.
by AmorVincitOmnia on Apr 10, 2009 3:59 PM PDT reply actions

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