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Open Gameday Thread Appendix B

Tie game, new game, new thread.

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1-0 - Undefeated!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 8, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

First?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 8, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that Taylor Hicks?

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 8, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

unforutnately

1-0 - Undefeated!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 8, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

abracadabra

1-0 - Undefeated!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 8, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanna reach out and grab ya

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by WalrusMan on Apr 8, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

funny

I thought his name was TaylOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOr based on yesterday

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 8, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants are still winning this game, tie be damned.

by scout6 on Apr 8, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I made a face at Taylor Hicks singing yesterday.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 8, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD GALLARDO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 8, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD [Brewers Hitter]

by scout6 on Apr 8, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKK

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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 8, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

HERES MY VIDEO

ILL POST IT HERE SO YOU CAN ALL WATCH IT

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

His career batting average has gone up 30 points since that commercial.

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by groug on Apr 8, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rickie "Astral" Weeks

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 8, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I dunno

In no way does Astral Weeks disappoint Brewers fans every year.

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by groug on Apr 8, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not really a nickname, my mind just always puts that in there when I think of his name. Probably because I listen to Astral Weeks too much.

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 8, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you heard the new live version?

I don’t want to — I’ve been listening to the first go-round for thirty years. I’m afraid it will hurt.

bringing you moral turpitude since 1963

by Idaho Nick on Apr 8, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hate taylor hicks

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 8, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy KKKKKhonson

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I keep thinking that natto is here...

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 8, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol i know

maybe I should use different pics while he’s gone…

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

Those are the pics.

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by groug on Apr 8, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

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by jponry on Apr 8, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

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by groug on Apr 8, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice one.

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by groug on Apr 8, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, you’re doing well. Keep it up.

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by jponry on Apr 8, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD WEEKS

93 MPH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 8, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKK

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 8, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

johnson’s buff.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 8, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Fastball this time.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 8, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I like this Randy Johnson guy

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 8, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Think this RJ kid will be in the hall of fame once he develops?

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by Azmanz on Apr 8, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe. But he has to learn that he can’t just strike everybody out.

by non sequitur on Apr 8, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, his walk rates in the minors are terrible. He’ll never amount to anything.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 8, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy KKKKKKhonson

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

still do not understand why this is the symbol for strikeout. Be creative

by wilriv21 on Apr 8, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey its not my decision

check the mcfaq NOOB

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see what’s so hard to understand about K.

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by groug on Apr 8, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

One is Agent K, the other is a singer named K. Agent K is for looking.

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by marcello on Apr 8, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

feel threatened by come hither eyes.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 8, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The pretty guy in the feathers is a Korean pop star named K.

The other is Tommy Lee Jones’ character from Men in Black, Agent K.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 8, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s awesome and tradition.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 8, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone disagrees with you

LOL U FAILZ

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wil is secretly aroused and it makes him feel creepy.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t write the rules.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 8, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

What would you suggest?

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

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by marcello on Apr 8, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not a suggestion.

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Photobucket

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My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !

by nvsfg on Apr 8, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

I guess we could switch up swinging and looking.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

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by marcello on Apr 8, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 8, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s something else.

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by groug on Apr 8, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

As opposed to avatars of Hall of Fame right fielder Lucy Liu.

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by jcb9 on Apr 8, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I think you’re the one who isn’t being creative

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
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Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 8, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is creative.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 8, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought so too

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

same

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 8, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

one time, once...

before i read the faq, i used to think it was shinjo…like maybe the first part of a japanese underwear ad or something.

by FPTV on Apr 8, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Johnson makes me Randy

Boy that didnt come out right

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 8, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Johnson through 2 1/2: 50 pitches, 34 strikes

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 8, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

No worries. He won’t throw pitches in the bottom of the inning.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I know, I know

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 8, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

i appreciate this. No more 109!!!!111

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re a bit spoiled by this rotation,

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 8, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

they haven’t done anything yet

by wilriv21 on Apr 8, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That looks sooooo goood.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 8, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a pre-k / kindergarten teacher, I can recite that entire book.

by Merope on Apr 8, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, it looks good

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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by thehavenot on Apr 8, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Johnson...
Barry Zito is happy he’ll have company in the overpaid and underperforming corner of the dugout

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

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by marcello on Apr 8, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Who said that?

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deadspin commenter.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

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by marcello on Apr 8, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol deadspin comments

they wish they were the people here. So close, yet not even close

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I was 14-under

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 8, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I also...

wish you were 14-under

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 8, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then we could have an awesome whiffle ball game

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 8, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Real Bunt!

Fail

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by Azmanz on Apr 8, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Now you know that a failed Winn bunt is what fixes it.

by non sequitur on Apr 8, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just have to get the stickiness out…I could have told you that.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 8, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It has been de-splooged.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Johnson is dealing..

Saw the first inning at my friends place and just got back.

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He is indeed

6ks through 3. Damn, he’s making up for Tim

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The dog just ate some food off the table RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE. So not only is she bad, she’s very, very dumb.

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by jcb9 on Apr 8, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

lol dogs.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 8, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

perhaps....

she’s just confidant?

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 8, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Jcb9 trusts her that much.

by xanthan on Apr 8, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

do not mock my spelling...

if firefox does not mark it as a mistake, I am unable to catch it :-(

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 8, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Believe me, I’ve known her for almost five years. It’s just stupidity.

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by jcb9 on Apr 8, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

My cousin

had a dog that got into THREE different 50 lb bags of dog food and THREE SEPARATE TIMES ate so much that she nearly died.

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That dog is scaring the hell out of me. I feel like it’s looking into my soul.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 8, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is your soul made of cupcakes? If so, RUN!

by xanthan on Apr 8, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this dog.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 8, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s all I WANT DEM FUKKEN CUPCAKEZ

by xanthan on Apr 8, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1 irl

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know why I think this is so funny

but I can’t stop laughing

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys need to watch the video then.

by scout6 on Apr 8, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

IWANTDEMFUKKENCUPCAKEZ.com

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by CB30 on Apr 8, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

i hate that show but lol

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

AWESOME

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by WalrusMan on Apr 8, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cupcake death stare

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by WalrusMan on Apr 8, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

self control ftw

This dog is awesome

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by CB30 on Apr 8, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

A cat would never do that to you. A cat respects that your food is yours.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 8, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

CATS ARE FOR GIRLS

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LOL CATS R GAY

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by jcb9 on Apr 8, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The cat will jump up on your lap, try to bite the whole chicken breast on your plate, then drag it off the plate and run away with the breast in its mouth.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 8, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah the cat is good. Cats just sit there.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 8, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

My cats were not good.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 8, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

My cat’s name is Elvis. He’s pretty cool.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 8, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Koko.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 8, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had Buddy and Misty. They were pretty good cats, in reality. They just were sneaky about stealing food. And Buddy peed everywhere after he got sick with cancer.

I found a little tuft of Buddy’s fur in my room today. I moved out of the house where we all lived about a month ago, and here was this tuft of fur. I think he was telling me to remember him.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 8, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least she didn't do this

Photobucket

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My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !

by nvsfg on Apr 8, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

UGLIEST GIANTS OF ALL TIME

1) Randy Johnson
2) Julian Tavarez
3) Wilson Delgado
4) Not Fred Lewis

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by jcb9 on Apr 8, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

WILLIE MCGEE

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Oh, right, I was going to put him on the list.

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by jcb9 on Apr 8, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He always looked like he had shit smeared under his nose.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 8, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Benito?

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 8, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Rod Beck

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by jcb9 on Apr 8, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is the #2 GIS result for ‘ugly baseball players’ after this guy:

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by jcb9 on Apr 8, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by CB30 on Apr 8, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

HRH THE PRINCE OF WALES

by satyricrash on Apr 8, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ho Hum.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 8, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, Randy is #3 behind McGee and Tavarez

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 8, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

there was once a giant...

that grant described as “putting a plastic Gary oldman doll in the oven and melting it”

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 8, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Cooper...

was the gyy

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 8, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s odd looking, but not ugly.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 8, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never understood how people could put him in the same category with those guys (or that blogger who called him THE ugliest cy winner ever). I mean, look at that pic grant posted for opening day, he just looks like a cute little kid.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 8, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haters

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 8, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim is adorable

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by jponry on Apr 8, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Even though I’m a dude, I can clearly see the dude isn’t bad looking at all

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah Tim’s a cutie pie.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 8, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

New Fred Aggression

Called strike three

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Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 8, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

swing the bat kid

by wilriv21 on Apr 8, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Is anyone else having serious mlb.tv lag issues

like 4 or 5 pitches behind gameday?

1-0 - Undefeated!

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by rhys on Apr 8, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

everyone comments on something and then like 2 minutes later I see it. Fred hasn’t Ked yet for me

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants offense :(

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Through 3 complete
Johnson: 50 pitches, 34 strikes
Gallardo: 50 pitches, 29 strikes

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 8, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

This is amazing

As was finding out the giants immediately answered back after giving up a run. I could get used to this.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 8, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume this is sarchasm??

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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 8, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

So… I don’t think the Giants are going to score 10 runs every game.

by xanthan on Apr 8, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

So… I don’t think the Giants are going to face Jeff Suppan every game.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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Let’s not be too hasty in our assumptions now.

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by groug on Apr 8, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s still six innings left

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
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Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 8, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

All it takes is an emotion chip.

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by jcb9 on Apr 8, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

SANDOVAL D

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by jponry on Apr 8, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Look at those fine reflexes!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 8, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Quick AB

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 8, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Houston, we have tacos

Later all.

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by jcb9 on Apr 8, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

(Not mini tacos)

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by jcb9 on Apr 8, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry for you.

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PABLO FTD

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

sounds like some Rowand fail.

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by jponry on Apr 8, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Braun, dude can hit

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 8, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand? Why?

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gritty semi-fall

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 8, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that was pretty accurate a throw for Rowand.

Also, gamer.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 8, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

XBH given up in 2-strike counts

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 8, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone should tell Rowand that diving after it bounces doesn’t help his gamer cred.

by kaliber on Apr 8, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

never give up!

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 8, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

A true gamer doesn’t do it for cred.

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by groug on Apr 8, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRAUNLOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 8, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

OH YEAH

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 8, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

woo

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 8, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

BENGIE FIREARM MOLINA

by lehmsbobby on Apr 8, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Sandoval D

Plus Molina Throw

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Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 8, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

$

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$$

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$$$

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by WalrusMan on Apr 8, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

$$$$

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by WalrusMan on Apr 8, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!

did i do it rite???

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice, but ouch for Sandoval.

by sabeanhata on Apr 8, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

rub some dirt on it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 8, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

o.o My friend said the same thing about Dave Dravecky when they showed him break his arm earlier.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 8, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

is your friend wilriv?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 8, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo’s orthodontist must love him

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 8, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he get bashed in the face again?

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Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 8, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

GTFO BRAUN

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by CB30 on Apr 8, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Money !!

"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige

My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !

by nvsfg on Apr 8, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Quick inning!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 8, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

10 pitch inning!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 8, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

whats w panda’s face getting abused?

by thethrillisgone on Apr 8, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Braun challenged Pablo to a duel by slapping him in the face with his glove.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s that one program we run to get the home runs?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 8, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit yes bengie!

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

BRAUN BETTER STAY AWAY

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

So nice to see Will again.

by kaliber on Apr 8, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Did she say pitcher Will Clark?

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by marcello on Apr 8, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

No, she said Mr. Will Clark.

by kaliber on Apr 8, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

There we go. I didn’t fully catch that first word, mister and pitcher are close enough.

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by marcello on Apr 8, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t hear her say that.

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by groug on Apr 8, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s ok as long as Amy gets the name right.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 8, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Johnson through 4: 60 pitches, 42 strikes

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 8, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Amy,

I hate you. Please let me watch baseball

Thanks,

kenshin

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 8, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Kenshin

I like you.

Thanks

Baron

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 8, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

….like him like him?

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by WalrusMan on Apr 8, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I barely know him!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 8, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know him by the internet! That’s like knowing him!

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by WalrusMan on Apr 8, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

…so you aren’t saying no…

by chilibean_3 on Apr 8, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

If yes check this box

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 8, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

co-signed,

bondslegend

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh. She was a better dirty librarian.

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More like

Dear Giants,

Don’t put a sideline reporter on a baseball broadcast.

Thanks,
groug

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by groug on Apr 8, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much all sports could use this advice.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

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by marcello on Apr 8, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but I’m only really concerned about the Giants.

Plus, if you’re watching football it shuts up the regular announcers, which is always a good thing.

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by groug on Apr 8, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Apr 8, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 8, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

NUSCH

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by WalrusMan on Apr 8, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

DOLLAR DOLLAR BILL Y'ALL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 8, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Money with a base knock!

by scout6 on Apr 8, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

MON- AE

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 8, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish Will would have said, “Nice rack”.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d rather not find out that Will Clark is a liar.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 8, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 8, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except I hear it’s not.

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$

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 8, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

$

$

1-0 - Undefeated!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 8, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

hey money

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 8, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

gawd, that will clark clap and point clip is a classic

by thethrillisgone on Apr 8, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s so amusing watching the two moneys bat back to back,

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 8, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo, taking some pitches.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 8, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

NELSON CRUZ, MUTHAFUKKA

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

lol...

miller cracking jokes about Molina’s speed

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 8, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

2-0 to Sandoval!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 8, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

my head just exploded

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

WEEKSLOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 8, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA BEAT LA

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 8, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BREWERS DEFENSE

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by kennv on Apr 8, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

AH HA HAH, laugher.

Should have just gotten one.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 8, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Weeks, defensive flipLOL

by scout6 on Apr 8, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

whoopsies

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 8, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

lol @ Will Clark getting molested by fans

by xanthan on Apr 8, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d want to shake his hand.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 8, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Behind Bill Mueller.

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MATT CAIN WON IN HIS DEBUT, RIGHT?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 8, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LMAOwaukee Brewers

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 8, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

AFLAC

Name the last Giants pitcher before Joe Martinez to win in his big league debut.

Lincecum?

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Aarsdma

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 8, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was my thought.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 8, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

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by groug on Apr 8, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum lost his.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 8, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking victorino

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much this

I remember Victorino lit him up and just ran all over the Giants that day.

by scout6 on Apr 8, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was the create your own basepath game

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 8, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

God damn Victorino

I was there

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 8, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain?

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If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 8, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah loss.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 8, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking Cain.

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by marcello on Apr 8, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Lowry

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 8, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lowry won his..

Donno if he was the last though.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 8, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was before Cain, nvm

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 8, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy didn’t win that game.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 8, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMNIT AARDSMA

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 8, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Espineli?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 8, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weeks definitely rushed that because of $’s speed

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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

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BrewLOLs

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by CB30 on Apr 8, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Rickie Weeks: not the best defender.

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by groug on Apr 8, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

or hitter

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit, the fans are being too loud about fly balls.

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by jponry on Apr 8, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

warning track at least.

or the edge of it. but yeah I got excited listening to the crowd.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 8, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

travis...

thought he got all of it, as well.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 8, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darn….way to take it oppo, though

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 8, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah no doubt, second decent contact to lf

by thethrillisgone on Apr 8, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gamer bat…activate!

by kaliber on Apr 8, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WEEKS!

Am I too far behind?

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel you

1-0 - Undefeated!

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by rhys on Apr 8, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

Keeping LOLing at him haahaha

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 8, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Moneys should double steal.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

cue the laugh track

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by CB30 on Apr 8, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baybear hasn’t shown up yet tonight. I guess that leaves it up to me.

LETS GO ROWY

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 8, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Gamer fail

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 8, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey guys, I’m posting from Chrome. I’m pretty sure that equals extra runs for the Giants or something.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 8, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Chrome is a pile of shit

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying it for the first time right now. My verdict is still out.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 8, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

chrome?

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 8, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a lot like Jenny McCarthy in Baseketball.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 8, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m using IE. OMG everyone make fun of me!

by chilibean_3 on Apr 8, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHHA IE SUXORZ

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too!

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by CB30 on Apr 8, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

IE’s been my default browser for years. Rumors of it sucking are severely exaggerated. It’s really just fine.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 8, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

FF is wayyy awsumer

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

waywayway

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by marcello on Apr 8, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

FF is perfectly fine, but for somebody who isn’t doing much more than checking McCC on his browser, the differences really don’t mean anything to me.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 8, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is true. It really depends on what you use it for.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

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by marcello on Apr 8, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've never had any problems with it

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 8, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not as cool sounding?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 8, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Google

has the WORST marketing in the history of everything. Excellent products, but really terrible branding

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, THESE Giants

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 8, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Walk Burriss, K-Johnson

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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 8, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

make 3 for 3 risp manny

by thethrillisgone on Apr 8, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Now that’s just hitting below the belt.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 8, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

he says it every time

AND IT PISSES ME OFF ARRRRGGHHH

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shouldn't you be madder at Velez then?

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like manny myself

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

well...

that could have gone better

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 8, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

At least we drove up his pitch count!

:(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 8, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

KEVIN FRANDSEN WOULD HAVE SIX HOME RUNS BY NOW

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by groug on Apr 8, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

and be extra gritty

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by CB30 on Apr 8, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

IN THIS GAME ALONE.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 8, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIANTS BRASS

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by groug on Apr 8, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 8, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

I don’t think our offense is going to get 10 runz a game

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

KEVIN FRANDSEN WOULD HAVE SIX H OME RUN BPS BY NOW

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 8, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

and be shooting fire balls out his arse!

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 8, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something about this

Seems vaguely familiar.

Where there's no brain, there's no pain.

by IMbitter on Apr 8, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

Rowand/Burris

MURS for President!!!!!!!

by jtoj on Apr 8, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Aards.

Jamie Brewington in ’95. LoL

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by WalrusMan on Apr 8, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Seeing Joe Nathan on that list makes me cry.

by scout6 on Apr 8, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKKK

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 8, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD HARDY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 8, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

finish him!

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 8, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Hells yes!

With a slider.
#4796

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Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 8, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Nasty Johnson

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 8, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Ewwww Gross

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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 8, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nasty Johnson > nasty shit

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 8, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably not the thing to google search.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 8, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

JJ Hardy..go have a party

..in the dugout

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 8, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m digging Randy Johnson………………………………..a grave!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 8, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL He's old

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 8, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Cameron’s pretty much been really good since I realized how good he is…

At least we have Rowand

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 8, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I still think about that horrific outfield collision when I think of Cameron.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 8, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

When Bradley stepped on his hand?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 8, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. When he was with the Mets, playing RF, and collided with Beltran trying to get a shallow fly. ’05, I think.

by non sequitur on Apr 8, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

." On August 11, 2005, in San Diego, Cameron collided with Beltran in the outfield as both made diving attempts to catch a fly ball. Cameron suffered a concussion and multiple fractures of his nose and cheekbones, and was removed from the field on a stretcher. 1 Beltran also suffered a concussion but was able to walk off the field with help."

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 8, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh ok

nasty

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 8, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worse acne...

Johnson or Cameron?

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Apr 8, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

McGwire

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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 8, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

get there after 10 some will be packing heat be careful

by wilriv21 on Apr 8, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I keep thinking “Man, Lowry got tall” whenever I see Johnson’s back

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 8, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

And added 10 MPH to his velocity.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 8, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just thought the same thing.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 8, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy KKKKKKKhonson

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

He's very symetrical tonight

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to start another line.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 8, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I thought of that right after I posted. I’m a n00b

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Typically he’d do 5 I think.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 8, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll break it up next time

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m surprised Rowand didn’t dive at that.

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by howtheyscored on Apr 8, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Who got tall?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 8, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

REPLY FAIL

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 8, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOUR MOM!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 8, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was half expecting Rowand to fall over after catching the pop up.

by kaliber on Apr 8, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

fan fail.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 8, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Arse hat sighting.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 8, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

what a dick

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 8, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Moron Fan [at your house]

by scout6 on Apr 8, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Stephanie Bartwoman

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 8, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Yerr’ outta here

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 8, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Intentional walk?

Really?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 8, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

getting to pitcher

by scout6 on Apr 8, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know but

Jason Kendall…

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 8, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got to love NL ball

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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 8, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw her out

She looks like Manny anyway

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Apr 8, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

There goes his K:BB ratio

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by Azmanz on Apr 8, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

That lady’s always interfering. Just the other day she interfered in my Battleship game. And before that, she was interfering in my game of internet hearts.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 8, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT! THAT WAS MY CHANCE!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 8, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet that lady interferred in that, too.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 8, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howwie got blocked.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 8, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

God what a fucking idiot fan

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE SHIT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 8, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

oh crap

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 8, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

………………….

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 8, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s depressing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 8, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

12 outs to get 3+ runs? What is the worry?

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 8, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

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