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Post-Game Fun Chatter!

Quick thoughts, bullet point-style...

  • The Giants will not average ten runs a game this season. Nine, tops.
  • I had no idea that Jeremy Affeldt threw 95+. He's nasty. And if I know that Joey Martinez threw 90/91 MPH, I would have been much more excited about him, prospect-wise. I got Romoed. (The opposite verb -- in which you were led to believe a prospect threw much harder -- is Foppertated)
  • We'll give Bruce Bochy guff if he orders the wrong pizza toppings, so it's only fair to praise him when he does something right. There was no reason to send Lincecum back out for the fourth inning, even if the long relief option was Ramon Ortiz. Opening Day and 110 pitches don't mix, and there wasn't a lot of evidence to suggest that Lincecum was suddenly going to settle down and have three ten-pitch innings.
  • You think you're funny, meteorologists? You get a kick out of messing with our minds? You sick, wind-blown freaks.
  • Alex Hinshaw shouldn't break it off with his Fresno girlfriend just yet. Great stuff, but he's only a season removed from having absolutely no control instead of last year's pretty bad control.
  • Brian Wilson's mohawk mullet tuft peeking out of the back of his cap? The jury's still out on that one.
  • Do the Brewers give contract bonuses for stupid beards?

Ugly game. Great win.

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Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Aurilia. Hero of NY

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 7, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That caption is just so genius

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I couldn’t stop laughing for quite some time.

by Ltisme on Apr 8, 2009 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

First Place!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 7, 2009 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Fun, fun game. It’d be more fun if we’d won 10-0 with Lincecum pitching a no hitter, but it was still great.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

I can’t stop

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did too

Then I cried.

Because I am older than Rich Aurillia!

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Apr 8, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The caption has me rolling.

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me three.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me four

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me six.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 7, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be right there with you if not for these stupid corners.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

AUGH YOU MISSED ALL 7!!!

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

/8/9!!!!!

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best caption ever

This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 7, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, can we take this belief that that Giants have a respectable bullpen this year?

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

no.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are very cruel.

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am ignoring your link and will continue to enjoy my front-row seat at Small Sample Size Theatre.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOWN in front!!

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are in safe hands with my boy. He will anchor it this year and next.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

like beckett

he is one of the guys who can snap a curve off hard enough that it will spilt his own skin

Pedro Feliz would look great in Dodger Blue.

by irwin on Apr 7, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants need to work on the stolen base thing. Milwaukee ran all over them today. I am hoping it was just the bad weather.

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Glen Kuiper and Ray Fosse fail on the KNBR broadcast.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Wilson’s mohawk mullet tuft peeking out of the back of his cap? The jury’s still out on that one.

No, it isn’t.

by The Double Deuce on Apr 7, 2009 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

if he’s going with the hawk he’s got to keep the sides shaved

Hum-baby!

by Danger on Apr 7, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it may yet develop into a pretty decent mullet-hawk thingy.

Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It breaks even

because he got rid of that nasty flavor saver. My GF would refuse to watch the end of the game with me when Wilson came in. Especially after she saw his litle crossed finger point deal. Whatever, he’s OUR douche bag.

"Oh, you're Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank."
"You can't say enough about..." -Buce Bochy

by Rorealis on Apr 7, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe this was what Wilson got out of the deal with Zito. Wilson teaches Zito to throw a baseball across a canyon, Zito teaches Wilson from the Tao of Douche.

by dmunk on Apr 7, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I’d seen some bad hairstyles on players (Correia, weaver, etc)
Wilson’s is just horrible right now (I liked it before though)

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 7, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it, but only because it pisses people off.

by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Try not to waste all the hits during spring training” Who does Rowand think he is fooling? Either that or he only has 15 hits to spare all season.

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, what was wrong with Lincecum, for those of us who didn’t see the game? Just opening-day jitters, right?

by Evan on Apr 7, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I would say so. His velocity was fine and he still got plenty of swingthroughs, so I’m not concerned yet. There’s talk of a blister though, which I really hope isn’t true.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, I hope we don’t have to go through one of those Beckettian blister sagas.

by Evan on Apr 7, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dont have a clue. His control was terrible. Hopefully his time off will help him relax.

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

he struck out five in three innings, but, yeah, he had the yips.

Hum-baby!

by Danger on Apr 7, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm worried

This game as well as his warm up game vs the A’s last week has me a bit concerned. Quite a few of his pitches missed high in both of these games and his location on a lot of his pictches seemed to miss Molina’s target. sure he got his Ks but that may have to do with the batters expecting the normal Lincecum stuff, I am afraid that if he continues to throw like this the league will figure out he is not right and he will start walking hitters in bunches.

by Angry Dwarf on Apr 8, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, is there going to be a televised Wrap now in the post game show?

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

They did it for all home games last year. Hopefully they’ll keep that up this year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

They did it last season for home games

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am watching a televised wrap right now.

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a though, The.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t look lke it. :-(

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like no.

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

To the radio!

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps this one just took longer than a normal post game show. I really hope it’s not gone. But at least it’s on the radio.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let the alcohol flow

in the post game wrap

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

this season it is in the batters box

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

"Oh, you're Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank."
"You can't say enough about..." -Buce Bochy

by Rorealis on Apr 7, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m hoping this is just the start of a great offensive season

Hum-baby!

by Danger on Apr 7, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablos Defense =[

by Tchli on Apr 7, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

he bobbled the transfer on the infield grounder. anything else? i don’t remember

Hum-baby!

by Danger on Apr 7, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was all I saw and that was a really tough play.

Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 7, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not sure any 3B makes that play with Cameron running.

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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

We would all make that play

I was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 8, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

He did everything perfect

PERFECT DAMMIT

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He walked! And didn’t screw up defensively.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

And got hit by a pitch. .500 OBP!

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!

I hope.

by Cookyman on Apr 7, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Minus the whole, throwing to second thing.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 7, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was pretty awful.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at work... so this is a little late:

Ishikawa!! YES!

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 7, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Some dad you are.

by Evan on Apr 7, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA San Fran Chronicle show.

BOWTIE.

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Well folks gotta run to the store so dinner can be made. Yay Giants. Yay win. Yay other things.

Later

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

YEA BOCHY YOU DA MAN!

Am I doing this right? I’m a rookie.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 7, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t recognize your words.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do think he did a fine job today, though. I even agreed with the lineup.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree, I have no qualms with his managing today.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOWIE!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Waiting for Kruk's stupid horse laugh

But I love it in a Pavlovian way though.

"Oh, you're Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank."
"You can't say enough about..." -Buce Bochy

by Rorealis on Apr 7, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

kamakawi AND jenkins on

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Apr 7, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

POST GAME SHOW YES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

POWER?

molina/winn/rowand are on pace for 486 HRs this year…who says we dont have power in this lineup

by cazzuno on Apr 7, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

CARNEY LANSFORD: THE BIG STORY THIS YEAR.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I love Carnac. For adoption, it came down to him or Joey, and I actually used to be friends with Carnac.

Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 7, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Un-
 de-
   fea-
      ted

clap, clap, clap, clap, clap

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve missed the KNBR post game wrap so much….

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip picks JOEYYY!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

JOEY!

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH JOEY!

Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 7, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOOOAAAA!

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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk takes a HITTER!

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

HE TOOK JON'S GUY!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk picks Ishi.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I think we’re way too obsessed with this.

But it’s ok, it’s opening day.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Baseball is awesome.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, yes it is.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!

I hope.

by Cookyman on Apr 7, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love baseball, I love that we love baseball, and I love that we have this site to express it.

I like cheesecake.

by samlet on Apr 7, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1000

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

+109

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

For totals

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I totally needed this game after the crapfest that was Manchester’s game.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!

I hope.

by Cookyman on Apr 7, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

And one last thing

The new MLB.TV player is awwwwwwwwwesome.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!

I hope.

by Cookyman on Apr 8, 2009 4:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love it, as a displaced Giants fan it is amazing, although you have to watch it on 1 or 2 minute delay to avoid the glitches and watch in hi-def at the same time.

Why does Sabean always look constipated?

by TexasRanger on Apr 8, 2009 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

ManU, Liverpool showed the world how to bet ’em. Almost lost to Aston Villa – might be a worse team than Fulham at this point.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 8, 2009 6:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

this

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very nice.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well done

but I’ll remind you of this post after Bochy’s first screwup costs us a game. /ducks

srsly though, awesome stuff

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants leading hitter

Tim Lincecum, now hitting 1.000. I predict he won’t be able to keep it.

"[Greg] Vaughn is in a funk so deep, George Clinton wearing a miner's helmet couldn't find him."
- Jim Baker, ESPN.com, May 2002

by achiappanza on Apr 7, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s because you hate him….

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 7, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY DO YOU HATE THE GIANTS?!?!??!?!?!?!?!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

IS YOUR NAME XEIFRANK??

by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or xanthan.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!

I hope.

by Cookyman on Apr 8, 2009 3:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re all in midseason form already. Jon is hilarious, Kruk is ridiculous, Flem is a nerd and Kuip is drunk.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Fun Game

Postgame chat gets props for mocking Castillo in the opening day lineup for last year.

by paboperfecto on Apr 7, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT Game

The Giants outside of Lincecum played well today. If we can win in an outing where Lincecum only goes three innings then that is a great sign my friends. Timmy was thrown off by the idiotic order of our pre-game ceremonies when Captain Sully threw out the first pitch when Timmy should have been warming up.

Bengie couldn’t throw out a runner to save his life, and actually wasn’t close on a single throw down to second. That could be a major problem if that persists, the Brewers don’t exactly have speed demons on the basepaths either. He did hit a bomb, and came inches of hitting two, so that was nice to see.

Ishi getting off to a roaring start with the clutch bases-clearing triple! Every Giant including Lincecum gets a hit, with the exception of Manny.

Great game, weather cleared up perfectly, fans were typically lame and left in 7th and 8th innings, but what do you expect?

GO GIANTS nice to get a W on Opening Day!

OneSeasonNHL

by OneSeasonNHL on Apr 7, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo Sandoval - defensive replacement?

“Bengie couldn’t throw out a runner to save his life, and actually wasn’t close on a single throw down to second. That could be a major problem if that persists, the Brewers don’t exactly have speed demons on the basepaths either. He did hit a bomb, and came inches of hitting two, so that was nice to see.”

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 8, 2009 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t blame Benjie. As Krukow was saying yesterday and again this morning on KNBR, Lincecum gets so focused on the K when he gets to two strikes that he forgets to even check the runner. He also pointed out that martinez wasn’t mixing up his timing and was very easy to read and get a jump on.

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 8, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, unless the throw is really off-line, the base is typically stolen off the pitcher. Although I suppose the catcher and dugout are supposed to help the pitcher hold guys on.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Apr 8, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ripkin

MLB Net resident A-Hole Billy Ripkin said Ishikawa’s homerun lead in Ariz Spring training is irrelevant, kinda like your illustrious career Billy Boy. Way to ride that last last name to fame champ.

by kbsofaraway08 on Apr 7, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

It is irrelevant

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

his name is "fuckface"

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRipken is a D-Bag, he’s right that ST HR’s are irrelevant. They dont guarantee anything. This one game doesn’t solidify anything yet for Ish.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

there’s plenty of other reasons to get on the guy. He’s right about that.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

With MLB channel’s constant jabbering, they are going to say a lot of dumb stuff. I’m tuning them out for the rest of the season.

Except for this Thursday – that is when they are showing the Giants-Brewers game – a rare chance to watch the Giants on TV outside of the Bay Area.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 8, 2009 7:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I’m watching Jack Taschner pitching for the Phillies! And getting outs!

by Evan on Apr 7, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I think you need to fix your cable connection.

by Natto on Apr 7, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right, that was Waschner. My mistake.

by Evan on Apr 7, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

all I see is this

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Announcers are talking about Taschners strong points…Retired every batter he has faced!

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can say with confidence that today’s game was the best one I’ve been to this year.

by Natto on Apr 7, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

/ seethes with jealousy

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I concur.

Can you believe it's been a year already? Bowkermania '09 is coming. It's time to run wild all over again.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa

7 threads, 3600+ comments
Most Epic Gameday Thread(s) Ever?

Can you believe it's been a year already? Bowkermania '09 is coming. It's time to run wild all over again.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Here you guys go. A sneak preview for an update on my site tomorrow.

You can see that Lincecum really had some problems with fastball control. Most of his FB’s were way up in the zone. He had better luck with his changeup. There’s some missing data from Pitchf/x, so this doesn’t tell the whole story, but I think it paints a pretty good picture of Lincecum’s first start this year.

by xanthan on Apr 7, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Too many stats!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like I was there.

by Evan on Apr 7, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can smell the garlic fries and spilled Anchor Steam.

by non sequitur on Apr 7, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looking forward to it. I’m looking forward to more JOEY MARTINEZ as well.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

YYEEAAHHH JOEY!!!!

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks wildly accurate.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

D:

that’s a lot of high red

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

looks like he was actually drunk pitching

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by zenbitz on Apr 7, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brewers Bullpen

That was a weird shot when one big redhead was on the mound while another just-as-big redhead was throwing in the ‘pen. I thought for a second they were filming an episode of the Sarah Silverman show out the ol’ ballpark.

by VidaWantsYourCar on Apr 7, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Gingers don’t have souls.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

back from work

Seven game threads, eh.

Can I plausibly tell myself that Lincecum was just off because of the weather and prolonged opening festivities?

by non sequitur on Apr 7, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Tell yourself whatever you want. You just can’t plausibly tell yourself that there’s something seriously wrong with Timmeh.

by thethrillisgone on Apr 7, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm. So it’s plausible that it’s implausible that there’s something plausibly wrong with the Enchanter. I’ll take it.

by non sequitur on Apr 7, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great

Had a ball at the yard today. I’m so glad they play Bye Bye baby when the Giants take the field.

Tim looked bad and that worried me. Everything was missing up. But it’s just a weird day because the Giants were hitting home runs.

TI looked great at the plate all day. Not just the hitting with the triple and that opposite field hit off Hardy’s glove, but his plate presence is coming along.

Sandoval is ridiculous. But we knew that.

So proud of Joey Martinez. The bullpen threw very well except for when Martinez hiccuped and Hinshaw pitched himself into trouble.

Seats were great, in the lower box with BruteSentiment and his padre. A great time with friends and baseball.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got home

and pretty much this. My first opening day is one that I won’t soon forget.

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 7, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going with the theory that Timmy’s rhythm was thrown off by a) the long Opening Day pre-game festivities and b) the fact that the team probably wasn’t even sure it was going to be playing this game when they looked out the window at 10 this morning. Apparently the on-time start was a relatively last-minute decision, so perhaps Lincecum’s warmup routine was truncated.

I’ll talk myself into that version of events until he gets shelled by the Padres on the Sunday. Then I’ll freak out.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Personally, I’m surprised anytime any pitcher has a good outing his first time out. The first two weeks of the season are absolutely littered with awful pitching performances while guys get themselves out of Spring Training, I think hitters have a much easier time of getting into rhythm early in the season.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure your theory is 100% correct. It’s science.

by non sequitur on Apr 7, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had fun too. It took us eons to get home, but we were glad we were driving through the thunder and rain, and not sitting in it at the ballpark.

There were a LOT of people dressed as empty seats for Opening Day and, as someone else said people were leaving in the 7th inning. (Thankfully that included the drunk obnoxious people sitting behind us (who showed up drunk in 4th.) We decided all these literal fair weather fans must immediately surrender their season tickets to real fans.

We were happy to see everyone hitting. Some of the play in the field was sloppy, but we watched them take the tarp off before the game and dump tons of water onto the outfield grass, so maybe some of the bobbles and whoopsies were due to field conditions. Lincecum seemed hyped up, how was his first start last year?

Oh, and what happened to the fly over?

by Merope on Apr 7, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you walked up to a Vegas sports book before today’s game and asked, “Can I get odds on the Giants hitting three homers today and the Brewers hitting zero?”, and they said yes, what would the odds have been?

100-1?

And if you also wanted to bet one of those homers came from Winn, would you get 1,000-1 odds?

/Brian Wilson’s hair is stupid, but I’d take a mohawk/mullet over a faux-hawk any day.

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Apr 7, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe 99-1

Lincecum was pitching, after all

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You still have a rattail.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like wilson's hawk-thingy too.

The guy might be a d-bag, but he is a closer and some times those guys are characters. At least it’s not blonde tipped or any color. The hawk will empower him to save 50+ games in 09. “Fear The Hawk”.

by jnormous on Apr 8, 2009 2:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

How is he a d-bag?

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 8, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think you’re pretty much alone in calling Wilson a d-bag.

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by Goofus on Apr 8, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he’s never played for Arizona.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Apr 8, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe not a d-bag

But more like a complete wacko.

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I hope.

by Cookyman on Apr 8, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a d-bag?

I’ll admit, he can give off a d-bag aura, but he mostly just seems like a goofball with a closer mentality.

by AmorVincitOmnia on Apr 8, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball D-Bags past and present:

Kevin Brown, Curt Schilling, Roger Clemens, Eric Gagne, Armando Benitez, Scott Spezio, Alex Rodriguez, Jose Canseco, both Weaver brothers and Bronson Arroyo.

Brian Wilson keeps his mouth shut and works out like a demon. You need more than a silly hairstyle or a soul-patch to be a d-bag. Well, except for anybody with a faux-hawk or blond dreads like Arroyo. Either of those automatically put you in doucheville.

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Apr 8, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is a massive lack of AJ in this list

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 8, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point. When AJ punched Stan Conte in the nuts that might have been the douchiest moment in baseball history.

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Apr 8, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Muenster
I had no idea that Jeremy Affeldt threw 95+. He’s nasty.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeeeheey Sully!

Wow, Aurilia got old too fast.

Kelenna is mine...;>

Life is too short, give everyone a smile or a hug.

by girltothemax on Apr 7, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

He got old to the max.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have him on both of my fantasy teams but only started him on one. So one of my teams is doing well.

by Natto on Apr 7, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mariners still glad they passed on their hometown boy?

SeattLOL

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He sure can hit a 3 though.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Morrow Not Lincecum at closer move isn’t off to a great start

This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 7, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey! There’s a game on TV now! You guys just missed Lincecum striking out JJ Hardy to end the first!

by Natto on Apr 7, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you see me at the game, Natto? Apparently, I was disguised as an 11-year old boy wearing viking horns.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come here little boy –
I’m a friend of your mother’s –
I’ll give you a candy bar if you get in the car –
Okay –
He’s got his camera –
and deep seeded obsessions –
His nordic heritage –
and sexual frustrations –
He wants to be Lief Ericksson –
to discover America –
but he’s not –
He’s just a photographer –
who likes little boys in viking suits –
He likes to take the little boys –
walking home from school –
in his neighborhood –
Take them to his studio -
 and dress them up in viking suits –
Words of wisdom –
Each one rings true -
 Watching little brothers could happen to you -
 So don’t grow up to be a guy –
Who takes pictures of little boys in viking suits -

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 8, 2009 7:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

NATTO LOOK AT LARS HE WAS AT THE GAME

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woohoo

I did my best to follow the game at work and WTF’ed the whole time.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 7, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too, but I was waaay too busy today to really pay that much attention to it. DVR’d it and am watching it now.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Work is for chumps. I followed the game, the game threads, and NOTHING ELSE.

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to do that… before work….

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 7, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I worked and watched the game on my Sling Box. We were really busy today. I might have killed a couple of customers while Tim was struggling.

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Apr 7, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to my Opening Day Calendar

Randy Johnson’s favorite song:
By-Tor and The Snow Dog by Rush

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 7, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Its lying. His favorite song is obviously Roll the Bones by Rush

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lying again

Randy can’t possibly like Rush…..

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 7, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE RUSH IS LOVED

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH BABY

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have guessed

“Do you love me” by KISS
or possibly

“U.G.L.Y you aint got no alibi”

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by zenbitz on Apr 7, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

walk out music?

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 8, 2009 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Love Molina’s tape-measure….single. Classic Bengie.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Here is an interesting tidbit from ESPN:
“Giants ace Tim Lincecum lasted just three innings, which ties for the shortest first start by the reigning Cy Young Award winner. Sandy Koufax went three innings in his first start in 1966, but then went on to win the Cy Young that year anyway.”
Book it, Timmy goes back to back Cy Youngs.

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Totly

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

My impression of a Yankee fan:

Timmy’s a bum, clearly a one-hit wonder, get him out of here, doesn’t deserve the honor of starting for one of the most storied franchises in baseball!

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Be sure to throw the word “guido” in there somwhere

This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 7, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just finished watching the game. What a great start for the offense. The vets that struggled during ST all had good days. We managed to get a few walks and showed some power.

Brett Pill - Lord of the double.

by malarky on Apr 7, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

and Suppan completely shut us down when we saw him in spring training. That’s another reason why today’s explosion was such a pleasant surprise.

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Apr 7, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

And another reason why spring performances mean so little.

Not that a sample of one means a heck of a lot either.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

So we’re not going to hit 486 HR’s this year?

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I hope.

by Cookyman on Apr 8, 2009 4:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I never said that. I believe it to be a distinct possibility.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 8, 2009 7:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

GUARANTEED!!!

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Apr 8, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Next on Baseball Tonight

HRRRRGHHHNNNNNNNJOSH BECKETTAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

by Natto on Apr 7, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Today was the day I realized that the best I can get for my baseball fix is Baseball Tonight. No more zoning out staring at the TV when MLB is broadcasting something awesome.

_

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

MLB Network*

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm watching BBTN

and it’s awful.

Karl Ravech is such a douche. They spend the entire Giants highlight talking about how Tim didn’t last very long, how he didn’t pitch well, etc etc and after the highlight is done and they’re moving on… what does he say?

“Hm. Not a very long outing for Tim Lincecum.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s all so bad. I need Harold Reynolds to live.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

people made so much fun of reynolds

but he’s just got such a likable on-air personality. he really did make that show work, i think.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Apr 7, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love him unabashedly.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was the only guy on BBTN that I liked.

by Natto on Apr 7, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree

that show is completely unwatchable now

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Orestes Destrade is the best thing going on that show.

You probably know it as MYANMAR, but it will always be BURMA to me!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 8, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Lulzicum
Lincecum proved to be unintentionally amusing as he expressed his intent to maintain perspective.

“I’ll try to take it with a grain of rice and move on,” he said.

Rice?

“Rice, salt, whatever. I’m half-Asian,” Lincecum said.

http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090407&content_id=4158256&vkey=news_sf&fext=.jsp&c_id=sf

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Me and Timmy = brothers!
(both half asian)

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 7, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would that make me your father since I’m full Asian?

by Natto on Apr 7, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe

Although sharksrog is timmy’s dad…
hmm

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 7, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He could be the mother…

by Natto on Apr 7, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, you never seem to hear much about Timmy’s mom.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 8, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ met sharksrog, and I’m pretty sure he’s not Filipina.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 8, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit spoilers!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the way he thinks.

by Natto on Apr 7, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

What I loved

Lincecum has a bad day, but the offense and bullpen take over and win the game.

This is has the makings of a fun year.

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 7, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

The true test of this new trend will come Thursday.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAIN!!!

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

seriously, did that EVER happen last year? A not-so-great pitching performance is picked up THAT well by the offense?

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Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I need to take off Opening Day next year.

by Dan from NM on Apr 7, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Dodgers just lost

Sole possession of first place, woot!

by itlynstalyn on Apr 7, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

1ST IN TEH NL WEST

This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 7, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Totally random and OT note...

Am I the only one who thinks Timmy needs to cut his hair? or at least get it trimmed/reshaped or something? I’ve got no problem with guys going with longer hair, but his just, i dunno, looked kinda like my 50 year old aunt’s. Too long down around the sides or something.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Apr 7, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he looks better with the longer hair, but the current style isn’t working for him IMO. What he had going last season, that was a good look.

/shallow

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

The current style just looks weird.

by Natto on Apr 7, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

My wife agrees.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 8, 2009 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

agreed, it’s weird-looking

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 8, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really think about it.

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by groug on Apr 8, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember

Even in the “good” days when the Giants had Bonds and Kent (and others), they would score 10 runs one day and then score zero or one the next. Wednesday night could prove disappointing (aka same ol’, same ol’).

by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2009 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

So?

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something telle me that not scoring many runs after scoring lots of runs is fairly common. Averaging 4+ runs a game doesn’t just happen by scoring 4-5 runs every single game.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah

But more to the point, there’s no reason to even be a fan if even the victories make you think “Well this is just gonna suck tomorrow.”

If I can’t enjoy a win because of something that might happen the next day, why pay attention at all?

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

deep

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

serious groug is serious

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by groug on Apr 8, 2009 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Messing with groug can prove fatal.

by Natto on Apr 8, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t say they were going to lose. Johnson could throw 8 shutouts innings, Wilson gets the save and they win 1-0

by SFGuy on Apr 8, 2009 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

And I’d be perfectly satisfied with that

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 8, 2009 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

You said:

Wednesday night could prove disappointing (aka same ol’, same ol’).

And I never said anything about losing either.

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by groug on Apr 8, 2009 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you guys say anything at all?

by Natto on Apr 8, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I tend to think the team get more out of today’s game than just one win.

Through ST and yesterday , they’re proving to themselves that:

  • They can score runs in bunches
  • They can get production from all over the lineup, so no one has to carry the team on his shoulders
  • They don’t need dominant pitching to win
  • The bullpen is less likely to waste a good effort by the starter or the offense
  • They can give up a lead and get it back

Sure they could get blanked this evening, but I think this is is much better than last year’s. Calling it “same ol’, same ol’” is hardly fare.

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by Goofus on Apr 8, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely

And like you said in a different thread, this is going to be a really fun year one way or another. Last season I was mostly interested in watching our big 3 of young starters, but now I’m really excited to watch Lewis, Pablo, Ishi and Manny, and see what they can do in the lineup. There’s a lot to look forward to

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 8, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

  • the infield might be able to use a ground play for outs.

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by daveinexile on Apr 8, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also not fair

but what does its taste have to do with anything?

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

No no, fare like bus fare.

He’s saying that calling it “same ol’ same ol’” won’t get you anywhere.

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by EliminateMe on Apr 8, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

That’s the ticket!

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by Goofus on Apr 8, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

They can score runs in bunches

They had 10 run games last year too. Every team has them. I’m sure the 1962 Mets had them.

They can get production from all over the lineup, so no one has to carry the team on his shoulders

They proved this with one game? I know you said ST too, but that doesn’t make sense either, since some parts of the lineup were terrible in ST (Rowand, Winn).

They don’t need dominant pitching to win

To occasionally win a game, no, they don’t. But if they’re planning to have more wins than losses, then yeah, they really do.

The bullpen is less likely to waste a good effort by the starter or the offense

I agree with the statement, but I don’t think that anyone needed yesterday’s game to prove it to him. And really, we didn’t prove anything. Had the bullpen had a bad spring and/or had blown yesterday’s game, would you have said that they proved that they can’t hold on to a lead?

They can give up a lead and get it back

I’m not sure what that means.

Yeserday was great, but it really was just one game.

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by Cookyman on Apr 8, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, that’s sort of what I was getting at in a fairly roundabout way. There’s this way of making yourself a victim over something completely not out of the ordinary. It’s not normal to score 10 runs in a game. It is perfectly normal for scoring to fluctuate wildly from day to day. Getting worked up over the perfectly normal thing takes the fun out of the thing that doesn’t happen that often.

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by howtheyscored on Apr 8, 2009 7:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

They have just as much a chance of scoring ten runs today as they did yesterday before the game. Go Giants!

by paboperfecto on Apr 8, 2009 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

possibly slightly better

if the Brewers’ #2 pitcher is worse (or the G’s match up better) than their #1.

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by zenbitz on Apr 8, 2009 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gallardo is pretty fantastic

Runs are going to be hard to come by tonight.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2009 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

A pitcher’s duel could be fun, but I’d much prefer another 10 run Giants offensive output

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by jponry on Apr 8, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Turning 3 Dp’s was real encouraging.

I can’t recall the last game the Giants turned more than 2 twin killings but I would be surprised if it has been more than the last 2 years. The team only had 97 DP’s with a SS last year. And to think Rentawreck was part of all 3 of them.

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by daveinexile on Apr 8, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

If the Brewers can score six in a Lincecum game, then I think that the Giants should be able to match that against Gallardo.

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by thehavenot on Apr 8, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

:)

I was treating it like it’s a fixed probability independent of the pitcher based on the hitters’ averages (spherical cow anyone?). Probably an oversimplification.

On the pitching note I was over on the Brewers’ SB Nation site and they have a very good writeup of yesterday’s game with a preview of today’s. We have some really young pitcher coming against us today that everyone (over there) seems to agree is better than Suppan but the Brewers’ brass didn’t want him having the pressure of an opening day start.

by paboperfecto on Apr 8, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gallardo is fantastic

also: I have him in fantasy. But I’m willing to take the hit if we score 10 more

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 8, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have Manny Parra who’s going tomorrow against Cain Thursday. Conflict of interest!

But yeah Gallardo is great. Tonight’s game is going to be a hell of a matchup.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 8, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Suppan's the #5

He is by far the worst starter on the Brewers, but he has “opening day experience” or something.

by warwick5s on Apr 8, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

GAMERZ NOW HOW 2 GET WINZ

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Apr 8, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

stupid league!

I would have known this if was wearing a number like “75”.

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by zenbitz on Apr 8, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do we have to wait so long in between games?

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by LittleSabean on Apr 8, 2009 1:47 AM PDT reply actions  

To rest Benjie

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by Goofus on Apr 8, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cheese doodles all arround!

When our 8 position players don’t strike out more then they walk weird things like this happen.

Other thing is props to Big Head for be sensible with Tim. It makes rooting for this team much more enjoyable knowing they are not trying to turn him into the next Mark Fidrych.

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by daveinexile on Apr 8, 2009 7:43 AM PDT reply actions  

my opening day experience

Went to the game yesterday…my first opening day…
Got to the city at 10 to soak it all in, went to momo’s and it was still pouring (not surprised given the forecasts), so I looked up weather channel on my phone, the hourly forecast said 100% precipitation from 1-5.
At that point, I was worried, so I e-mailed my journalist friend that was in the press box, asked him to tell the higher-ups that calling today’s game off was not OK, and they need to make it stop raining bc I wouldn’t be able to go on Wednesday.

Apparently it worked, because somehow, miraculously, for the 3.5-4 hours of game time, there was almost no rain at all. fantastic.

Needless to say, my first opening day after that was awesome…Outside of Timmy’s struggles, everyone was great. I’m a new giants fan (my 3rd season following baseball), and for the first time I have genuine excitement for THIS team, THIS season.
I love baseball, I wish I was going back tonight to see the Unit, and I wish I hadn’t left my damn calendar on BART! Oh..and I love Pablo.

Anyway, the point is, you guys have me to thank for the game being played and playable

by scottishgiants on Apr 8, 2009 7:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Run like hell

You better make your face up,
In your favorite disguise,
With your button-down lips,
And your strike out blind eyes.
With your empty smile,
And your hungry heart,
Feel the bile rising,
From the Giants’ past.
With your nerves in tatters,
As the cockleshell shatters,
And the Giants’ batters,
Strand the runners,
You better run.

On a more serious note, welcome to Giants’ fandom!

by paboperfecto on Apr 8, 2009 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tim's hat

did anyone notice that he was wearing a very sun faded hat? He wore it in the OAK game the other night as well. Kinda surprised that is allowed.

by rogue9 on Apr 8, 2009 7:54 AM PDT reply actions  

GAMER!!!!!!

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

That caption took me a second

Then I realized it was a joke, and a good one at that. Yesterday was awesome, the ballpark was almost full and the atmostphere was electric! That was my first opening day, but not my last for sure! GO GIANTS!!

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by drizztismoneybaby on Apr 8, 2009 9:30 AM PDT reply actions  

SFGate Comment of the Day
If the Giants expect a winning season, they’d better play Aurillia at 3B and put that other lummox away from the action. My Lab, Jack, can handle ground balls better than that clown. He would be better backing up Benjie, but please, keep him out of the infield.

A winning season with Aurilia at 3rd? LOL. I did notice some balls sticking to Sandoval’s glove but that was not even close to enough to have me wish for Richie starting at 3rd every day.

by paboperfecto on Apr 8, 2009 9:32 AM PDT reply actions  

You know what I noticed?

Pablo getting XBHs against a RHP. People are fucking morons

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry I like laughing at the other side

Call me a masochist or something, but the comments always crack me up.

The reason why this team is different from years past is that they have no cancerous personalities at all. There isn’t an insecure Bonds or a high blood pressured Kent. There aren’t “I’d like to say all the right things” cookie cutters like Ray Durham. This team finally got rid of such players.

Bonds insecure? Lumping Durham with the “cancerous” personalities? Whatever.

by paboperfecto on Apr 8, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Barry played last year?

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I saw this on Yahoo! on a Jack Cust article.

If yesterday is any indication of his year, with three hits and 2 rbi’s against the Angels, Jack will dominate.

If Zito pitches like he did on (insert dominating performace) everynight he will dominate!

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by say hey nation on Apr 8, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Jack Taschner is on pace to pitch 243 scoreless innings in relief for the Phillies this year.

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by EliminateMe on Apr 8, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Giants on pace

for 162-0 with 430 HRs

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think you mean 486 HRs. But otherwise your logic seems perfectly sound to me.

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by EliminateMe on Apr 8, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good number, it’s also the number of RBIs that Ishikawa is going to have for the season.

by paboperfecto on Apr 8, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah

What about Brandon Melanoma… and that Tim Leukemia guy!

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by zenbitz on Apr 8, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

COMEON GIANTS BRASS CURE CANCER ALREDY!!!!

by satyricrash on Apr 8, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thankfully, even Brian Sabean would do the Natto computer facepalm if he read that comment.

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by jponry on Apr 8, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is anyone really that dumb?

Or is it just clever trolling?

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by EliminateMe on Apr 8, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you’ve ever read the comments on sites like that, yeah, a lot of people are that dumb.

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by jcb9 on Apr 8, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone know what is going on with Ryan Mantle?

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by say hey nation on Apr 8, 2009 10:30 AM PDT reply actions  

WHERE'S RYAN MANTLE

Extended ST?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 8, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hair Be Gone

Seriously, what’s up with Lincecum and Wilson’s new hair styles? I know Timmy wants to look more mature but he looked like that guy from V For Vendetta without the mask.

And Wilson? Seems like a squirrel crawled onto his head and he just wore his hat over it exposing its tail.

I think they are both competing with Randy’s mullet for Giants’ best hair…

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by Scooter Ellis on Apr 8, 2009 10:42 AM PDT reply actions  

Anyone can cut their hair to look ridiculous for the World Series, it takes a real man to go with a terrible mullet from day 1.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 8, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

this

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 8, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

What is up with people commenting on a baseball player’s hair??

by satyricrash on Apr 8, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

Just watched last night’s colbert report and the “better know a district” is the best one he’s ever done.

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by bondslegend on Apr 8, 2009 11:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Magic number = 152

I could do without the walks (Eight!!). Plus, Fred Lewis’ throw home was so far off, I think he nearly took out a ball dude.

by www.westcoastbias.com on Apr 8, 2009 11:40 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm sure he'll improve...

…by next week, he’ll actually take out a ball dude.

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by EliminateMe on Apr 8, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had the great pleasure of being at this game. I must say it was one of the strangest games I’ve ever been to, but it was F’ing AWESOME!!!

by Norm Median on Apr 8, 2009 12:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy's teeth?

I didn’t go through all the game day threads, but am I the only one who noticed that Tim had some dental work done?

That “snaggletooth” near the upper-right corner of his grill looks fixed.

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by Goofus on Apr 8, 2009 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa

You’ve achieved a sharksrog level of Timmy stalking here!

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by jcb9 on Apr 8, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were several Fanposts/shots about Lincecum getting braces during the offseason.

by Natto on Apr 8, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait a minute...
We’ll give Bruce Bochy guff if he orders the wrong pizza toppings,

Sabes lets Boulder-head order the pizza? What did he get? Aged Venison?

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by zenbitz on Apr 8, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Brewers need a shave, bad...

Thoroughly enjoyed opening day, sitting the lower box near the Brewers’ bullpen — Hart and some of their relief pitchers have a horrible beards…Dave Bush’s was the worst…thought I was at a House of David game.

Still Missing 'Downtown' Brown

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