Open Gameday Thread VII - Generations
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I figured Velez can’t be jinxed by a new thread.
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ALL THINGS GO ALL THINGS GO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Sufjan gets old for me pretty fast, but I like that song.
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I like that song better on the Illinois album than on The Avalanche, where it appears like four times.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
what is this…9 runs…from the 2009 giants line up?
Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie
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Lars the Wanderer in the crowd! Except he appears to be 11 years old.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
explain
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Kid was wearing viking horns
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Young pale boy in a Giants-theme viking horned helmet.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
OMG YOU'RE POSTING WITH YOUR MIND!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Maybe the horns have wifi.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
YES! Which is why I never makes sense.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
There was a kid wearing a Giants hat that had horns coming out of it.
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Did you guys see the kid with the horns, mustve been LArs
by lincypoo i wuv u on Apr 7, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Lars?
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Velez r bein brout in 4 hittin not d
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Dawg's always there.
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winehouse snorted it ALL
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
That's not a 9
That’s a zero impersonating Rowand
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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Arsonist/Meth customer.
Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I think a lot of meth labs end in unintended arson.
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Dunno what the gameday photo looks like, but Dave Bush looks vaguely Amish.
I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?
by Ott on Apr 7, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
sure was
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
2011
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lol.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
NOT COOL. even barry bonds grounded out sometimes.
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I only see bewbs
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
idgi
but I like it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I’m not sure why it’s relevant.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
because it goes VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
just like Eugenio
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
BOB HOWRY TIME
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I read that as
“BRB HOWRY TIME”
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Those boys sure ARE much too much!
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LARS YOU ARE AT THE GAME
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for every king, an heir, dude.
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by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
That kid totally ripped off my Giants gear!
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
i can barely keep up with the pace of 09 gameday threads
i’m gettin too old for this shit
HEY I JUST SAW LARS AT THE GAME
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
I suspect it’ll slow down when it’s not opening day.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD KENDALL
BOB HOWRY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Suck it.
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Amy G. with the pointless interruption.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
..............Huh?
Craig Counsell? Splash?
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holy crap its my favorite batting stance, craig council
by lincypoo i wuv u on Apr 7, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions
Long shot, but foul
Howry gave up many similar blasts in ST
4:20
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions
EVERY BULLPEN GUY MUST WALK A BATTER!!
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2009 4:21 PM PDT reply actions
Really?
Counsell’s too scary to throw a strike to?
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ULTIMATE POWER
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Do you think we can get Wilson Alvarez, Danny Darwin, and Roberto Hernandez? He SUX.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Loved that.
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
“That couple has a big fist at home.”
ROFL
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God, I love our announcers.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
this
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Why do they show random people for that long? 5 seconds tops, then move on.
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BUT GOOFUS DANCE
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Ok, Goofus dance can be shown longer. I was specifically referring to when they stage people in front of the camera and they sit there smiling at the camera forever.
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Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.
Well, there’s the problem with Sandoval.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
SANDOVAL NEEDS TO WORK ON HIS THROWING
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WHERE'S JUDY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
more on his exchanges
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 7, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
early returns on the Pablo at 3rd experiment are in.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
He looks a little bit like Emile Hirsch in “Into the Wild” before he starves to death.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
IT IS GREAT TO EXPRESS YOUR INDIVIDUALITY BY ABANDONING EVERYONE WHO CARES ABOUT YOU AND DYING IN THE ALASKA WILDERNESS BECAUSE YOU’RE TOO DUMB TO SURVIVE THERE.
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small quibble
Not dumb so much as arrogantly ignorant.
Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Fair enough.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Yes
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Tough play. Had to charge hard and he bobbled the exchange.
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Little tough
but a good 3B should make it
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Russ Davis throws it into the stands.
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I hated the day management threw Mueller away.
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The Giants liked to trade players for pointless relievers back in the 90s.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Tim Worrell was pretty good.
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Yeah, at the time, he was.
I’m bitter because Bill Mueller was one of my favorite Giants. And the Giants had Nen and Felix Rodriguez at that point.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Oh, I’m bitter about that trade too. I’m just saying Worrell wasn’t pointless.
He certainly was less pointy than Mueller though.
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Me too
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
We are going to need every one of these 9 runs
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2009 4:23 PM PDT reply actions
If anyone’s a Freaks and Geeks fan, Corey Hart looks just like an older version of one of the jock kids from the episode where they played baseball. It’s freaking me out a little.
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STFD HART
YEAH HOWRY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
OWNED
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
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i like 1st pitch strikes
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:25 PM PDT reply actions
HOWRY
FINISH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Yikes
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It’s a foul ball man, calm down.
Of course I’d do the same thing.
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It’s just guy love.
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When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
HOW IS BOBBY FORMED
HOW IS BOBBY FORMED
HOW GIRL GET PRAGNENT
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
that looks like something I would have seen back when I was grading standardized tests.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
LOLOLOLOL one of my favorite internet memes.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
HEY GUYS I HAVE GAINED 23 POINTS IN FANTASY BASEBALL TODAY AM I FAMOUS???
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yes, yes you are
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
The 1-2 pitch, is that Howry’s change? It’s got a lot of tail and sink, looks like a nice pitch.
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Forkball?
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Sporkball?
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STFD BRAUN
I LIKE BOBBY HOWRY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I read that as stfd brain
Howry very nice inning outside of the council fear
by lincypoo i wuv u on Apr 7, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Goddamn right Bobby
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
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THIS IS HOWRY DO IT.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
best comment of the day
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
+109
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Ohhhh nice pitch.
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kkkob howry
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
RACIST!
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
and not ONE ERROR from velez. thank you very much
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:29 PM PDT reply actions
Allow me to rain on the happy bullpen parade
Remember April of last year? Walker was pretty damn good.
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Admittance
I saw it. It was pretty okay
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
DWIGHT HOMERUN!!!!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Twitter it then!
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BAYBEARS POOPIN
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WINN
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I'M
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WINN
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
WHAT!?!?
Randy power!
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
TotO
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions
WINN!!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions
LARS THE WANDERER IS AT THE GAME EXCEPT HE IS A CHILD
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
POPTARTS FILLED WITH MEAT
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa, that was Randy Winn?
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THAT'S ALL THE HOMERUNS WE ARE ALLOWED FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
It sure is fun right now, though.
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2008 Giants: 94 HRs
2009 Giants: 486 HRs!!
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
WTF IS HAPPENING?!?!
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I think this is more HRs than we had in the first 2 weeks last season.
by The Double Deuce on Apr 7, 2009 4:31 PM PDT reply actions
JUICED!
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:31 PM PDT reply actions
I'M FEELIN RANDY
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Randy wishes you would stop.
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Joe Martinez is the pitcher of record.
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
JOEYYYYY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
He makes it even easier to root for Giants (and Eagles [7-6 in ACC]).
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I ought to go to an Eagles game before the year is over.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Tony Sanchez is freaking good. Get over there to Shea Field.
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
MY FANTASY TEAM REJOICES!!!!
FUCK YES BABY!!!!!!!
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I’m Randy’s biggest fan and I don’t have him.
I don’t even have him in the league that counts defense.
:(
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
he’s a very solid play, especially in deeper leagues. he’ll give you close to .300, double digit homers and steals and he scores runs. He’s quite valuable, yet so underrated because he does it quietly.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
3 HRS?!?! A month of baseball in one game?!!
by lincypoo i wuv u on Apr 7, 2009 4:31 PM PDT reply actions
THIS ISN'T REAL
I was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 7, 2009 4:31 PM PDT reply actions
for today...
I’m glad I took Winn and Rowand in my fantasy league!
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
THE GIANTS WILL HIT 486 HRS THIS YEAR
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I made the same joke! Is that weird or what? Twilight zone stuff.
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doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
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doo doo
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
doodoo?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I have the radio on ...
but I’m f-ing pissed with the blackout in my area
and I’ve fallen in love with my team again just listening to them
"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds
I’m completely in love with this team.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I also
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
+1 another
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Randy Winn. Professional Baseball Player.
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !
RANDY MAKES WE WINN
0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.
doin it wrong
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Poo
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I'M POOPIN
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
POOOOOOOOOP
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Giants not this explosive
Brewers pitching is a collection of suspects
whatever
the giants never did this last year. Ever. Against anyone.
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Thanks to roger
Dude...
you’re harshin’ my buzz :-)
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !
he should have First Pitched into the Cove
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Sully with better control
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Overpriced Veterans Unite!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Molina and Winn aren’t overpriced.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.
lol MilWALKING brewers
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:33 PM PDT reply actions
wow tough crowd
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
i liked it
just now caught up to it
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I just decided that I need the baseball package in order to see games here in San Diego. I was going to go without. I’m just too excited. Calling Cox to get it going tonight.
Bring me the head of Barry Zito!
Atty – as I said in a previous thread, they might be doing a free preview right now (can’t tell if they are or if this is what I paid for this morning) – try channel 684.
Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!
by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 7, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
its not about the win
I’m just happy to have baseball again. I really thought I could try to cut back on my baseball love this season but its just not going to happen. I need the package so I don’t have to see the Yanks, Red Sox and Mets play 3 times a week on ESPN.
Bring me the head of Barry Zito!
all the old dudes are hitting HR.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
TWHS?
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
No, jponry is a girl.
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There are no girls on the internet
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obligitory
/ BCVE, JP, TK canofcorn argument
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !
Amy G.’s rack is probably female.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Right, I was thinking of Bruce Jenkins’s Boner.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Kids hitting doubles and triples
Old guys don’t like all that running, hit HRs instead.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
Has this gameday anomaly been commented upon?
Loves to face: curveball
Hates to face: curveball
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Only 40,000 times.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
The kid wearing Lars the Wanderer’s horns commented on it.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
PANDA SINGLE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I love Pablito.
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
how inside was that pitch? it almost hit the skinny gameday guy, figured it wouldve hit an immobile sandoval-sized gameday guy
by lincypoo i wuv u on Apr 7, 2009 4:35 PM PDT reply actions
Lol, this
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yay for Sandoval!

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No worries about the rain. I have my helmet on.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I THOUGHT YOU WERE OLDER THAN THAT
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
THE LIKENESS IS UNCANNY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
The ball needs to be 3 feet above him
then it’s more accurate
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Pablo sandoval:
hitter
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Hinshaw time? Here come some walks.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.
If Tim looks Tiny
Hinshaw looks like uncooked noodle
Giants on pace for 1620 runs this year
It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.
irl lol
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
lol
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
You sir have won the internet.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
whenever I see Hinshaw I think of the time Yahoo did a super random article on him for fantasy value in case like 3 other relievers died or whatnot.
by lincypoo i wuv u on Apr 7, 2009 4:38 PM PDT reply actions
Man, this game makes me excited for July in SF and going to games.
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
PUT A BEND IN THAT CAP, YOU RIDICULOUS DUDE!
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions
Hey fella, I like flat hats.
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
You fail.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
/Randy Messenger would like a word with you.
//wherever he is.
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !
"The Giants have scored in every inning except the 3rd and 6th"
my vote for lamest announcer statement of the game.
Flossing a dead horse
SCOOPED!
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah but it beats hearing...
…“the Giants have scored in every inning except the first, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, sevent, eighth, and ninth”.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
Sounds like an exciting second inning!
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loaded bases with no out, GIDP (run scores), K.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
That sounds like Giants baseball to me!
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Looking at Hinshaw’s cap just made me grab the brim of my cap and squeeze.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
why errrbody hatin on Alex Omar Hussein Hinshaw allubasudden
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
I like ‘im, but it’d be nice if he learned the throw strikes.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
errbody in the club gettin' tipsy
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Hinshaw v. Brewers is not a favorable matchup.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Yeah
If I’m remembering correctly, the Brewers mash lefties.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.
and they work the count . . .
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
That too.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.
FUCKYOUFUCKHEAD
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.
Let's not be too hasty here
I want to see what Hinshaw’s planning.
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Huh...
4 pitch walk. I’m surprised.
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
I think it’s a ridiculous mohawk.
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
There was some discussion earlier of whether it was a mohawk trapped under the hat or just a rattail.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Niners add a field goal
When does the Giants game start?
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum" = TENSE, CLIMACTIC, TRIUMPHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 7, 2009 4:41 PM PDT reply actions
Bochy put Hinshaw in to create a save situation for Wilson
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 4:41 PM PDT reply actions
Hinshaw-
douchebag
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Thanks to roger
Timmy needs to teach Hinshaw how to curve his brim.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 7, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Miller
“the skinny lefthander throws "
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !
BODY BIASS
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
HINSHAW BEND YOUR CAP
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lol Hardy
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
HINSHAW TOE THE RUBBER
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions
Sounds like Renteria has played solid D so far.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
has he been drafted yet?
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Marvin Benard’s helmet. I’m pretty sure that thing was infected with scabies.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
I think JJ HARDLY did.
Get it? I came up with that myself.
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Pro adjustment
Rent tossed Burris that ball right in the high throwing zone…Nice
thehavenot is standing
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
bondslegend is standing
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
jponry is standing
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
KingofDucks1987 is standing
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 7, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
walkoff baltimore chop is standing
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
cornball has a stress fracture in his coccyx
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
So, not sitting?
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.
Once I sit, it really really hurts to stand up again.
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
NVSFG is standing
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !
GIANTS WIN AND THE PEASANTS REJOICE!

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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Gah….shouldn’t have hit enter so soon…I accept responsibility.
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
In the mega close up, you can see that Hinshaw’s brim is actually bent ever so slightly.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Just setting up the double play!
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thehavenot sits back down
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
so does jponry
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
and walkoff baltimore chop
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
nvsfg lets out a sigh and sits down
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !
so, like, what are you thestandsnot, now?
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
still standing mfers
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Thanks to roger
walrusman: blamed
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I blame Grant.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Can we go with this one?
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Put a fold in that cap Failshaw.
That way Winshaw still works.
Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
We should’ve known better than to think this would end easily.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Nope.
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Winning run needs to be in the hole, not the tying run, right?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Yup
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Save situation now?
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Thanks to you!
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
believe so
Wilson is on my fantasy team, as is winn, sandoval, and affeldt (for holds)
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 7, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Not a save situation. At all.
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
The tying run must be on deck (or at bat or on base) if he comes in during an inning. This is not the case. This is not a save situation for Wilson, under any circumstance.
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This.
1) 3+ innings relief
2) 1 inning w/ a 3-run lead
3) Any situation in which the pitcher must face the tying run. Complicated here. But you take the minimum number of hitters left and if it’s possible that tying run could come to the plate in that number of hitters, it’s a save opp.
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
3 is wrong
From the official rulebook:
He enters the game, regardless of the count, with the potential tying run either
on base, or at bat or on deck (that is, the potential tying run is either already on
base or is one of the first two batters he faces);
Therefore, he cannot suck his way into a save.
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Time for a cheap save!
This is a save, right?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Don't believe it is
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 7, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Alex
but he’s very frustrating.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
/shame
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Never jinx the game again!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Time for an INTENSE save
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NOT a save situation
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
Anagram of "not a save situation"
NAUSEA TIT OVATIONS
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum" = TENSE, CLIMACTIC, TRIUMPHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 7, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
SMILE EVERYONE
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions
I’m glad the face merkin is gone, but that hair is all kinds of WTF.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
What the shit is going on with his hair? I hope God didn’t tell him to do THAT.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.
HEY GUYZ IS THIS A SAVE SITUATION?
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
FATALITY
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
thehavenot is standing again
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
"Long game for Bengie Molina"
This is why the Giants should carry a backup catcher…
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 7, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions
Giants Win!
One. And. Oh.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
time for a texas league save
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions
STFD WHOEVER THAT WAS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Yes, the Jesus raptor!
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 7, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
/off the hook
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
huzzah!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
PRAISE JEEBUS
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
162-0 here we come!
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Yay for the Giants!
2009 looking good so far!
Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!
by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 7, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions
We is winzing!!!!!!1!!1111!!!
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Thanks to roger
Goofus Dancing!
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 7, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
finished.
/emotional roller coaster
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
WIN!!!!!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions
SHIT NOW THIS MEANS THAT WORST PITCHER IN THE GAME GET STHE WIN!
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
BOSTON COLLEGE EAGLES
FOR BOSTON FOR BOSTON WE SING OUR PROUD REFRAIN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Best college named Boston even though it’s not in Boston.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Take the green line past Boston U and you’re there somewhere in the boonies
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Chestnut Hill is hardcore
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
The BMW dealership makes it ghetto
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
You mean it’s in New York?
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
It's 5,
not Linus.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
I own the only Brewer that did jack shit today.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
I own Hardy in one league, Hart in another.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
I have Cameron
today was nice
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Weeks + Fielder = 1.500 OPS approx.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
100 mph..... G's win....Yea Haw.... fire up the barbee and
pour me a victory margarita……
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
On-screen graphic: "DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE FREAK IS BREWING"
MASSIVE FAIL
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
freak is such an awful nickname.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
EPICALLY MASSIVE FAIL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Kuip:
Giants beat the Brewers this afternight…..
lol
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
/drinks out of flask
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
that only took forever
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions
Sabermetrics 101
Giants Record when Timmy starts: 1-0
Seven gameday threads translates to a giants win in which they score 10 runs. Remember this, Grant.
We must replicate every day.
4,268 comments
over seven Gameday Threads and one pre-game thread. And there was rejoicing throughout basements in the Bay Area.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
SUCK IT AN!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I’ll be around to talk about nothing tomorrow night.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
1 win down
99 to go 161 to go
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Post Game Chatter Thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/4/7/826402/post-game-fun-chatter#comments
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

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