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Open Gameday Thread VII - Generations

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I figured Velez can’t be jinxed by a new thread.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

CURSED!

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes you are

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALL THINGS GO ALL THINGS GO

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Sufjan gets old for me pretty fast, but I like that song.

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that song better on the Illinois album than on The Avalanche, where it appears like four times.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t listen to him as much as I used to but Illinois is still a great album

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is this…9 runs…from the 2009 giants line up?

Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie

by Gamer101 on Apr 7, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

CONTENDERS

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lars the Wanderer in the crowd! Except he appears to be 11 years old.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

explain

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kid was wearing viking horns

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Young pale boy in a Giants-theme viking horned helmet.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some kid was wearing my horns

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG YOU'RE POSTING WITH YOUR MIND!

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe the horns have wifi.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES! Which is why I never makes sense.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a kid wearing a Giants hat that had horns coming out of it.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was this kid and he was wearing a Vikings hat.

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you guys see the kid with the horns, mustve been LArs

by lincypoo i wuv u on Apr 7, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lars?

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez r bein brout in 4 hittin not d

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on V....

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Dawg's always there.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

what happened to the SPEED

by heimy25 on Apr 7, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

winehouse snorted it ALL

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not a 9

That’s a zero impersonating Rowand

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Dave Bush gameday photo: arsonist or meth cooker?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

can’t it be both?

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arsonist/Meth customer.

Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think a lot of meth labs end in unintended arson.

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by marcello on Apr 7, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dunno what the gameday photo looks like, but Dave Bush looks vaguely Amish.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Apr 7, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, that was a close play.

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

sure was

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 7, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

When do playoff tickets go on sale???

by AngelWillSaveUs on Apr 7, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

2011

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eternal optimist

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by delorean on Apr 7, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 7, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got my 2008 Wildcard seats at half price on StubHub

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Grounds out softly.” For this he stayed on the 25 man roster.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT COOL. even barry bonds grounded out sometimes.

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nooo….he’s not in the field is he….

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay, so it's a repost

but I really like the picture

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Apr 7, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only see bewbs

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

idgi

but I like it.

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's a car, dood

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Apr 7, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure why it’s relevant.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOB HOWRY TIME

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

howry doody time?

by BigO on Apr 7, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

A doody is what Tyler Walker used to leave on the mound in the eighth

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I’ll tell you how I doody…

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I read that as

“BRB HOWRY TIME”

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT AN ELFTIE!

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Those boys sure ARE much too much!

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LARS YOU ARE AT THE GAME

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

for every king, an heir, dude.

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That kid totally ripped off my Giants gear!

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you see the kid in the Vikings helmet?

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can barely keep up with the pace of 09 gameday threads

i’m gettin too old for this shit

HEY I JUST SAW LARS AT THE GAME

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by delorean on Apr 7, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

OLD

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I suspect it’ll slow down when it’s not opening day.

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3,641 comments thus far. Nice work, Nerds!

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by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD KENDALL

BOB HOWRY

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it.

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by marcello on Apr 7, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

HOWRY BITCH

Waiting to adopt someone...

by monta101 on Apr 7, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

KendLOL

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2009 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

phew, Jon scared me there.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Amy G. with the pointless interruption.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Amy being Amy

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Pointless? Not when it’s cold, baby!

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..............Huh?

Craig Counsell? Splash?

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Note, not home run, but foul.

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Looks like he’s juicing. Dude is HUGE

by heimy25 on Apr 7, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy crap its my favorite batting stance, craig council

by lincypoo i wuv u on Apr 7, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Counsell of Doom

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Long damn strike.

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Long shot, but foul

Howry gave up many similar blasts in ST

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

4:20

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I fucking hate Counsell.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell, where did that miss?

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

EVERY BULLPEN GUY MUST WALK A BATTER!!

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2009 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Really?

Counsell’s too scary to throw a strike to?

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ULTIMATE POWER

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Control specialist what?

by MonkeyChow on Apr 7, 2009 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you think we can get Wilson Alvarez, Danny Darwin, and Roberto Hernandez? He SUX.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Krukow – “This couple has the big fist at home”

by heimy25 on Apr 7, 2009 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

lol @ that

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 7, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loved that.

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by cornball on Apr 7, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

“That couple has a big fist at home.”

ROFL

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God, I love our announcers.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh LORDY that was funny.

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by Andy from DC on Apr 7, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do they show random people for that long? 5 seconds tops, then move on.

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by marcello on Apr 7, 2009 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

But….BIG FIST!

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s giants baseball :)

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 7, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT GOOFUS DANCE

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, Goofus dance can be shown longer. I was specifically referring to when they stage people in front of the camera and they sit there smiling at the camera forever.

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by marcello on Apr 7, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, there’s the problem with Sandoval.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

BODY BIAS

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It’s the 8th inning. Defensive replacement time. Oh wait. DAMMIT SABEAN

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SANDOVAL NEEDS TO WORK ON HIS THROWING

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WHERE'S JUDY

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

ach.

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Apr 7, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

early returns on the Pablo at 3rd experiment are in.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 7, 2009 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

he made a few decent plays earlier.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Jponry means AA ball)

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

pig farts...

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

D: :(

Waiting to adopt someone...

by monta101 on Apr 7, 2009 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Corey Hart – Slowly transforming into a lion? Look at the mane.

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

He looks a little bit like Emile Hirsch in “Into the Wild” before he starves to death.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

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IT IS GREAT TO EXPRESS YOUR INDIVIDUALITY BY ABANDONING EVERYONE WHO CARES ABOUT YOU AND DYING IN THE ALASKA WILDERNESS BECAUSE YOU’RE TOO DUMB TO SURVIVE THERE.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

small quibble

Not dumb so much as arrogantly ignorant.

Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 7, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes...

he nearly killed howry

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tough play. Had to charge hard and he bobbled the exchange.

Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 7, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little tough

but a good 3B should make it

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Russ Davis throws it into the stands.

Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
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by cornball on Apr 7, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved the day management threw Davis into the stands

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hated the day management threw Mueller away.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants liked to trade players for pointless relievers back in the 90s.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Worrell was pretty good.

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, at the time, he was.

I’m bitter because Bill Mueller was one of my favorite Giants. And the Giants had Nen and Felix Rodriguez at that point.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This. Except I didn’t follow baseball enough to know that Worrell and Nen and Rodriguez were good, just that I liked Mueller.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I’m bitter about that trade too. I’m just saying Worrell wasn’t pointless.

He certainly was less pointy than Mueller though.

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 7, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

If anyone’s a Freaks and Geeks fan, Corey Hart looks just like an older version of one of the jock kids from the episode where they played baseball. It’s freaking me out a little.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Beach Boy gettin warm.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD HART

YEAH HOWRY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

OWNED

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by marcello on Apr 7, 2009 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

siddown

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by imovermyhead on Apr 7, 2009 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

haha “Corey Hart with a HORRIBLE at bat.”

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

“Corey Hart with a horrible at-bat”

by Unitard on Apr 7, 2009 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

that swing...

was positive Neifi-esque

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

That swing looks like he just changed shoulders with his bat really quickly.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Nothing to see here. Quit yer rubbereckin. Go home and hug yer children

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like 1st pitch strikes

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

79

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like 1st Day victories

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOWRY

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Bobby

please do not throw that pitch again

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Yikes

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by marcello on Apr 7, 2009 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Can he turn...

his limbs into stabby things?

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I certainly hope so

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Apr 7, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Have you seen this game?”

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m looking for John Conner.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 7, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a foul ball man, calm down.

Of course I’d do the same thing.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s just guy love.

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by cornball on Apr 7, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

…between two guys

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET HIM HOWRY JUST STOP MESSING AROUND

by heimy25 on Apr 7, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

HOW IS BOBBY FORMED

HOW IS BOBBY FORMED

HOW GIRL GET PRAGNENT

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

that looks like something I would have seen back when I was grading standardized tests.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 7, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

produces laughter, but not understanding

by BigO on Apr 7, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOLOLOL one of my favorite internet memes.

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY NEED TO DO WAY INSTAIN MOTHER

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY GUYS I HAVE GAINED 23 POINTS IN FANTASY BASEBALL TODAY AM I FAMOUS???

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

yes, yes you are

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by Viliphied on Apr 7, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The 1-2 pitch, is that Howry’s change? It’s got a lot of tail and sink, looks like a nice pitch.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Forkball?

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by cornball on Apr 7, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sporkball?

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD BRAUN

I LIKE BOBBY HOWRY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I read that as stfd brain
Howry very nice inning outside of the council fear

by lincypoo i wuv u on Apr 7, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOH

we have a bullpen this year!

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddamn right Bobby

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by Viliphied on Apr 7, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS HOWRY DO IT.

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by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

best comment of the day

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

+109

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhhh nice pitch.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

siddown

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by imovermyhead on Apr 7, 2009 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

4 run lead…don’t even need him.

by heimy25 on Apr 7, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re going to see Wilson

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Opening Day that important

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Five run lead maybe a different story, though

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, he’s pretty much the only guy left in the bullpen.

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by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe not.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

kkkob howry

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

RACIST!

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kabob Howry

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 7, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt+Howry: Kinda messy,

but nothing like the setup garbage strewn around the mound last year

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

They got it done.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

and not ONE ERROR from velez. thank you very much

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Allow me to rain on the happy bullpen parade

Remember April of last year? Walker was pretty damn good.

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

DELETED COMMENT

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Admittance

I saw it. It was pretty okay

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

2nd

half of the movie= trainwreck (unfortunately)

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a save situation

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

DWIGHT HOMERUN!!!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

POOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Twitter it then!

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAYBEARS POOPIN

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh

is this a commercial?

by BigO on Apr 7, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

WINN

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I'M

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

RANDY

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

RANDY WINN BITCHES!

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 7, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

WINN

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by Viliphied on Apr 7, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT!?!?

Randy power!

Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 7, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

TotO

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

WINN!!

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

10 RUNS

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by imovermyhead on Apr 7, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LARS THE WANDERER IS AT THE GAME EXCEPT HE IS A CHILD

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by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

POPTARTS FILLED WITH MEAT

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Classy HR.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 7, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa, that was Randy Winn?

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Who left on the dingerz.exe

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by Andy from DC on Apr 7, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

That was crushed.

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Winn goes yard! Are we in some kind of parrallel dimension?

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT'S ALL THE HOMERUNS WE ARE ALLOWED FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

It sure is fun right now, though.

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

2008 Giants: 94 HRs
2009 Giants: 486 HRs!!

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by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF IS HAPPENING?!?!

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by marcello on Apr 7, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I think this is more HRs than we had in the first 2 weeks last season.

by The Double Deuce on Apr 7, 2009 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

10-5 G's

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

JUICED!

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I'M FEELIN RANDY

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy wishes you would stop.

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by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Martinez is the pitcher of record.

Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 7, 2009 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

JOEYYYYY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He makes it even easier to root for Giants (and Eagles [7-6 in ACC]).

Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 7, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ought to go to an Eagles game before the year is over.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tony Sanchez is freaking good. Get over there to Shea Field.

Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 7, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I win.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

MY FANTASY TEAM REJOICES!!!!

FUCK YES BABY!!!!!!!

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

:-( He’s on my bench

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m Randy’s biggest fan and I don’t have him.

I don’t even have him in the league that counts defense.
:(

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 7, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s a very solid play, especially in deeper leagues. he’ll give you close to .300, double digit homers and steals and he scores runs. He’s quite valuable, yet so underrated because he does it quietly.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 HRS?!?! A month of baseball in one game?!!

by lincypoo i wuv u on Apr 7, 2009 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS ISN'T REAL

I was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 7, 2009 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

is this spring training still? This CANT be a real game

by heimy25 on Apr 7, 2009 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

for today...

I’m glad I took Winn and Rowand in my fantasy league!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Apr 7, 2009 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

THE GIANTS WILL HIT 486 HRS THIS YEAR

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

NO DOUBT

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made the same joke! Is that weird or what? Twilight zone stuff.

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by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

doodoo?

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have the radio on ...

but I’m f-ing pissed with the blackout in my area

and I’ve fallen in love with my team again just listening to them

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Apr 7, 2009 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m completely in love with this team.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also

Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 7, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1 another

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

and walks too…

Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie

by Gamer101 on Apr 7, 2009 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy Winn. Professional Baseball Player.

"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige

My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !

by nvsfg on Apr 7, 2009 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy Winn: Normally no power until June

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quite

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

RANDY MAKES WE WINN

0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

doin it wrong

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'M POOPIN

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

POOOOOOOOOP

Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 7, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants not this explosive

Brewers pitching is a collection of suspects

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

whatever

the giants never did this last year. Ever. Against anyone.

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude...

you’re harshin’ my buzz :-)

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My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !

by nvsfg on Apr 7, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sully’ opening pitch looked like a Zito pitch

by Scottsdale on Apr 7, 2009 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

he should have First Pitched into the Cove

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sully with better control

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand, Molina, and Winn…old guys rule.

On pace for 162 homeruns!

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 7, 2009 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina and Winn aren’t overpriced.

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by marcello on Apr 7, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy being Randy

by dogdays on Apr 7, 2009 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

lol MilWALKING brewers

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

wow tough crowd

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i liked it

just now caught up to it

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

w00t

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I just decided that I need the baseball package in order to see games here in San Diego. I was going to go without. I’m just too excited. Calling Cox to get it going tonight.

Bring me the head of Barry Zito!

by elGuapo on Apr 7, 2009 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Atty – as I said in a previous thread, they might be doing a free preview right now (can’t tell if they are or if this is what I paid for this morning) – try channel 684.

Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!

by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 7, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

cable profits sustained by irrational exuberance on Opening Day. But I’m with ya, bro

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

its not about the win

I’m just happy to have baseball again. I really thought I could try to cut back on my baseball love this season but its just not going to happen. I need the package so I don’t have to see the Yanks, Red Sox and Mets play 3 times a week on ESPN.

Bring me the head of Barry Zito!

by elGuapo on Apr 7, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Book Sully

for first pitches the rest of the season.

by agiantmistake on Apr 7, 2009 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

pleez

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

all the old dudes are hitting HR.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

TWHS?

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, jponry is a girl.

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There are no girls on the internet

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

obligitory

/ BCVE, JP, TK canofcorn argument

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by nvsfg on Apr 7, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amy G.’s rack is probably female.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, I was thinking of Bruce Jenkins’s Boner.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kids hitting doubles and triples

Old guys don’t like all that running, hit HRs instead.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has this gameday anomaly been commented upon?

Loves to face: curveball

Hates to face: curveball

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2009 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Only 40,000 times.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIRST!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Old guy is behind the times.

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The kid wearing Lars the Wanderer’s horns commented on it.

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by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

PANDA SINGLE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

not a dingerz

DFA

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Pablito.

Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
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by cornball on Apr 7, 2009 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

how inside was that pitch? it almost hit the skinny gameday guy, figured it wouldve hit an immobile sandoval-sized gameday guy

by lincypoo i wuv u on Apr 7, 2009 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo!

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Apr 7, 2009 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo can hit a baseball

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2009 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

yes, go Pabs....

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo

biggest hack that ever hacked? Discuss

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Second to Michael Bay

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uwe Boll has that by a long shot.

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol, this

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by cornball on Apr 7, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda helping out my fantasy team.

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by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay for Sandoval!

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HOW IS THE RAIN?

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No worries about the rain. I have my helmet on.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I THOUGHT YOU WERE OLDER THAN THAT

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by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 4:35 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

THE LIKENESS IS UNCANNY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

+ 109

Waiting to adopt someone...

by monta101 on Apr 7, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ball needs to be 3 feet above him

then it’s more accurate

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can hit!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Apr 7, 2009 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo sandoval:

hitter

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Hinshaw time? Here come some walks.

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by marcello on Apr 7, 2009 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

If Tim looks Tiny

Hinshaw looks like uncooked noodle

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants on pace for 1620 runs this year

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Apr 7, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Murderers Rowand!

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by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

irl lol

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You sir have won the internet.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s uo with this hit a HR and you get to hold the sign while they cut to commercial deal?

by Scottsdale on Apr 7, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

whenever I see Hinshaw I think of the time Yahoo did a super random article on him for fantasy value in case like 3 other relievers died or whatnot.

by lincypoo i wuv u on Apr 7, 2009 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, this game makes me excited for July in SF and going to games.

Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
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by cornball on Apr 7, 2009 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey fella, I like flat hats.

Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
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by cornball on Apr 7, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You fail.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Randy Messenger would like a word with you.
//wherever he is.

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by nvsfg on Apr 7, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

WRONG

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

"The Giants have scored in every inning except the 3rd and 6th"

my vote for lamest announcer statement of the game.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOOPED!

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but it beats hearing...

…“the Giants have scored in every inning except the first, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, sevent, eighth, and ninth”.

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Sounds like an exciting second inning!

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

loaded bases with no out, GIDP (run scores), K.

Bonds stands alone.

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That sounds like Giants baseball to me!

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

jussssssst a bit inside

by heimy25 on Apr 7, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Looking at Hinshaw’s cap just made me grab the brim of my cap and squeeze.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I like ‘im, but it’d be nice if he learned the throw strikes.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

errbody in the club gettin' tipsy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh no

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh, Hinshaw?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Hinshaw v. Brewers is not a favorable matchup.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 7, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

If I’m remembering correctly, the Brewers mash lefties.

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by marcello on Apr 7, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

and they work the count . . .

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 7, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That too.

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by marcello on Apr 7, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKYOUFUCKHEAD

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by marcello on Apr 7, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's not be too hasty here

I want to see what Hinshaw’s planning.

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Load the bases…then BAM!…triple play.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 7, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hinshaw is full of fail. I hate him.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Huh...

4 pitch walk. I’m surprised.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

is Wilson sporting some sort of pony tail?

by agiantmistake on Apr 7, 2009 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it’s a ridiculous mohawk.

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by cornball on Apr 7, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like a squirrel growing out of his head.

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by imovermyhead on Apr 7, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was some discussion earlier of whether it was a mohawk trapped under the hat or just a rattail.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Niners add a field goal

When does the Giants game start?

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum" = TENSE, CLIMACTIC, TRIUMPHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 7, 2009 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy put Hinshaw in to create a save situation for Wilson

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Hinshaw-

douchebag

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy needs to teach Hinshaw how to curve his brim.

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 7, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Miller
“the skinny lefthander throws "

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by nvsfg on Apr 7, 2009 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

BODY BIASS

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

all of our pitchers

should pitch from the stretch

by heimy25 on Apr 7, 2009 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

They already do.

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

HINSHAW BEND YOUR CAP

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought this was charming last year. Now it’s stoopit.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

(the straight brim, I mean)

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOUBLE PLAY!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Hardy

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by Viliphied on Apr 7, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Hinshaw induces a DP yay!

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOH

go Hinshaw. I never doubted!

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

DP!

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Apr 7, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

JJ Hardly

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

HINSHAW TOE THE RUBBER

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds like Renteria has played solid D so far.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

nothing...

really challenged his range this game, however.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

shhhhhh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

has he been drafted yet?

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

more like JJ HARDLY. AMIRITE?

by lincypoo i wuv u on Apr 7, 2009 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

i wish i had thoughta that

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

ON YOUR FEET

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

You want to see a fucked up hat?

I give you Mike Cameron

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2009 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Marvin Benard’s helmet. I’m pretty sure that thing was infected with scabies.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was covered in steroids.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

ONE MORE

I'm Bobby, a Bay Area Bruin.

by Yoyo on Apr 7, 2009 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Has anyone mentioned how Hinshaw should bend his hat?

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Why? Is there a problem with the brim of his cap?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

moonlights by delivering personal sized pizzas with it on the weekends

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think JJ HARDLY did.

Get it? I came up with that myself.

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pro adjustment

Rent tossed Burris that ball right in the high throwing zone…Nice

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Snow would have had that.

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thehavenot is standing

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

bondslegend is standing

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

jponry is standing

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

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groug is standing

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scottsdale is pretending to be working

by Scottsdale on Apr 7, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kitspool has been pretending to be working all day.

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by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

walkoff baltimore chop is standing

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

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scout6 is standing

scout6’s wife is looking at him strange

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

cornball has a stress fracture in his coccyx

Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
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by cornball on Apr 7, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, not sitting?

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by marcello on Apr 7, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once I sit, it really really hurts to stand up again.

Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 7, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

NVSFG is standing

"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige

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by nvsfg on Apr 7, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

OOhhhhh that was the game.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

GIANTS WIN AND THE PEASANTS REJOICE!

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Gah….shouldn’t have hit enter so soon…I accept responsibility.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fail completely. I will never visit this site again if the Giants lose now.

I will, but I’ll feel very very bad.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

jinxed it

you bastard

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by delorean on Apr 7, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the mega close up, you can see that Hinshaw’s brim is actually bent ever so slightly.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m thinking that the hat is a couple sizes too big, too.

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by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the only way you can have a flat brimed hat. Or any hat that is near flat.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Hinshaw

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Apr 7, 2009 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

dammit hinshaw

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Hinshaw >:(

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Apr 7, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

uggh...

all he had to do is groove a fastball.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Just setting up the double play!

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

thehavenot sits back down

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

so does jponry

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

and walkoff baltimore chop

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

nvsfg lets out a sigh and sits down

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by nvsfg on Apr 7, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

kenshin

stands up

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

so, like, what are you thestandsnot, now?

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

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still standing mfers

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

walrusman: blamed

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Grant.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we go with this one?

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I can’t support this.

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Grant’s daughter.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hinshaw gets one more try, then Wilson

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

ftlog hinshaw

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

aarrrrrgh.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

holm coulda stopped that right

by lincypoo i wuv u on Apr 7, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

>:(((((

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by imovermyhead on Apr 7, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Hinshaw >:(

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Put a fold in that cap Failshaw.
That way Winshaw still works.

Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should’ve known better than to think this would end easily.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

+109

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 7, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winning run needs to be in the hole, not the tying run, right?

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Yup

Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 7, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here comes Wilson

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Youre breaking my balls Alex

This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 7, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Save situation now?

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks to you!

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

believe so

Wilson is on my fantasy team, as is winn, sandoval, and affeldt (for holds)

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 7, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

not unless he faces 4 batters

by Squez on Apr 7, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, not even then.

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not out of the realm of possiblity

This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 7, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a save situation. At all.

Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 7, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

tying run must come to plate

by Squez on Apr 7, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The tying run must be on deck (or at bat or on base) if he comes in during an inning. This is not the case. This is not a save situation for Wilson, under any circumstance.

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

1) 3+ innings relief
2) 1 inning w/ a 3-run lead
3) Any situation in which the pitcher must face the tying run. Complicated here. But you take the minimum number of hitters left and if it’s possible that tying run could come to the plate in that number of hitters, it’s a save opp.

Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 7, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 is wrong

From the official rulebook:

He enters the game, regardless of the count, with the potential tying run either
on base, or at bat or on deck (that is, the potential tying run is either already on
base or is one of the first two batters he faces);

Therefore, he cannot suck his way into a save.

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for a cheap save!

This is a save, right?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

ahh, NOW i see why errrrrone hates Alex

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Alex

but he’s very frustrating.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shame

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never jinx the game again!

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for an INTENSE save

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT a save situation

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Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a save situation.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anagram of "not a save situation"

NAUSEA TIT OVATIONS

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum" = TENSE, CLIMACTIC, TRIUMPHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 7, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw strikes, [Giants Pitcher].

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

SMILE EVERYONE

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m glad the face merkin is gone, but that hair is all kinds of WTF.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

What the shit is going on with his hair? I hope God didn’t tell him to do THAT.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.

by marcello on Apr 7, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

throw strikes, asshat

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

come on Wilson.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Blow it by him....

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY GUYZ IS THIS A SAVE SITUATION?

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this a save situation? Anyone?

by chilibean_3 on Apr 7, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

FATALITY

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
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by Viliphied on Apr 7, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

thehavenot is standing again

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

"Long game for Bengie Molina"

This is why the Giants should carry a backup catcher…

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 7, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants Win!

One. And. Oh.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

:DDDDDDD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

time for a texas league save

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD WHOEVER THAT WAS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

/off the hook

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

huzzah!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Apr 7, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

100 MPH FOR THE WIN!

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

PRAISE JEEBUS

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

162-0 here we come!

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay for the Giants!

2009 looking good so far!

Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!

by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 7, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 7, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

We is winzing!!!!!!1!!1111!!!

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Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

finished.

/emotional roller coaster

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 7, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN!!!!!

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT NOW THIS MEANS THAT WORST PITCHER IN THE GAME GET STHE WIN!

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

BOSTON COLLEGE EAGLES

FOR BOSTON FOR BOSTON WE SING OUR PROUD REFRAIN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best college named Boston even though it’s not in Boston.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take the green line past Boston U and you’re there somewhere in the boonies

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chestnut Hill is hardcore

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The BMW dealership makes it ghetto

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean it’s in New York?

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

dancing linus come out and play please

by lincypoo i wuv u on Apr 7, 2009 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Refresh your browser and look up.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's 5,

not Linus.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Relax everyone, its finally over

This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 7, 2009 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

I own the only Brewer that did jack shit today.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 7, 2009 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I own Hardy in one league, Hart in another.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 7, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have Cameron

today was nice

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by Viliphied on Apr 7, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

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Weeks + Fielder = 1.500 OPS approx.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAIN 4 FIELDER

This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 7, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

DANCEY

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 7, 2009 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

100 mph..... G's win....Yea Haw.... fire up the barbee and

pour me a victory margarita……

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

On-screen graphic: "DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE FREAK IS BREWING"

MASSIVE FAIL

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

freak is such an awful nickname.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

EPICALLY MASSIVE FAIL

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats just awful

This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 7, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I couldn’t figure out what in the hell that meant.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip:

Giants beat the Brewers this afternight…..

lol

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Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

/drinks out of flask

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling this post-game show is going to be epic.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Game, Giants.

Good Game.

by The Double Deuce on Apr 7, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I’m seeing double, deuce

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIN!!!!!!!!!!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Apr 7, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

“We are trying to kill teams”

by williams.rutherford on Apr 7, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Sabermetrics 101

Giants Record when Timmy starts: 1-0

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think Bengie needs any gift certificates to any restaurants.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Seven gameday threads translates to a giants win in which they score 10 runs. Remember this, Grant.

We must replicate every day.

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m in. When I’m not busy.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in. Probably even when I’m busy.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in. I’m never busy.

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

4,268 comments

over seven Gameday Threads and one pre-game thread. And there was rejoicing throughout basements in the Bay Area.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT AN!

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Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be around to talk about nothing tomorrow night.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 win down

99 to go

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Apr 7, 2009 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

1 win down

99 to go 161 to go

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scientifically indistinguishable from During-Game Chatter

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