Open Gameday Thread V - The Giants Strike Back
by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 3:05 PM PDT
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I think V is the best gameday thread of the series.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
The Startling?
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Sorry, irrational exuberance, but hey, it’s JOEY MARTINEZ
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
9.00
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Probably not going to rain again. Radar looks clear to the southwest and it’s moving northeast.
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Hey King
What ever happened with your friend’s site?
He had a kid, got a radio show, and became too busy to exapnd to pro sports. he said maybe in the future
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 7, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Sky’s looking ugly over Oakland. No rain, though.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Summer in the East Bay,/ But it ain’t sunny.
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Sunny skies 73% of the time during the day, best of any major American city.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Looks like
the simulator nailed the “Over” on this game. Let’s see if the Giants can hold on for the 64.73% chance win.
vr, Xei
Dammit. Just use my thread for the next one, then.
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/4/7/826290/open-gameday-thread-v-the-one
I think I had the only comment on that thread!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
What thread?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
The one that got deleted
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
MCC
behind the music
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
ANGRY GRANT
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Renteria's
making up for giving Suppan a low pitch count.
Meanwhile
470 total comments at Brew Crew Ball. Respectable.
0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.
True Blue LA
with a total of 2
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Dodger Fans are just late to the thread.
And they’ll leave early.
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !
HAHA
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.
By my count, there are a total of 2012 comments so far on the various GDTs today.
2012.
RUSH!!!!
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
you mean 2112.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
JP with the correct musical knowledge :-)
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
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Statistical Breakdown
200: Cogent
1,912: “Yay team!”
I don’t think there are 200 cogent posts in this site’s history.
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maybe 200 cojack posts, however
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
DERUSHED
2112!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
D'oh!
You’re right. I am wrong. I am so ashamed.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
No
You should be happy that you screwed it up.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
So
What does that say about you?
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Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.
lol
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I KNEW IT
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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RENTERIA IS THE WORST SIGNING EVER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
OMG URIBES ON THE TEAM
WE HAVE NO BACKUP CATCHER IS THIS A GOOD IDEA OR NOT
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per Baggs
Toward the end of the spring, Bengie Molina told me Lincecum had a small blister on the middle finger of his pitching hand. Perhaps that is acting up. We’ll find out after the game.
maybe get a blister on your little finger, maybe get a blister on your thumb
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
YEAH JOEY
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Well that was fun
I think I am done w/ SRO tickets for the time being. I got moved from totally fine places two times. Eventually found a good spot but when Timmy got pulled I said F it…I biked here, it’s not raining but it’s supposed to start again soon and so I am home.
He got the biggest pop during the pregame intros. #2 was Big Unit.
At least we have the lead. That is most important.
5 threads! Congrats, guys.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 7, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions
Oh good, a walk.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Don’t walk peoploe, Joey Joe Joe Shabadoo.
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Who the hell brings in their worst pitcher in a 1 run game?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Not this again
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Medders isn’t pitching.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.
Hey, would you like to drink a warm, frothing glass of SHUT UP JUICE?
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Also, I’d just like to point out that, in the span of inning, Martinez has been downgraded from merely “untested” to being our worst pitcher.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
wtf?
He’s a 26 year old who’s never pitched above AA , with mediocre K rates there. Am I wrong?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
No, you're not wrong
You’re just not looking at enough info. He’s also got great groundball and walk rates and he’s our LONG RELIEVER.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.
This
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Let me explain this to you real slow and in all caps: JOE MARTINEZ IS THE LONG RELIEF MAN ON THE TEAM. THIS IS A LONG RELIEF SITUATION.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
I hope you typed that slowly.
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LONG RELIEVERS PITCH IN LONG RELIEF.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
WHAT????? HEEZZ NOT GUD THO
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thanks for being a jackass, dude
I’m just pissed off really by it. I’m going to stop this vein now.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Be pissed all you want
what would you prefer they do?
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prayer?
Seems like the best option. ;)
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
With this bullpen, you're probably right
but srsly, it’s better to use him than wear out your other relievers
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It’s just that it’s a really dumb thing to be pissed off at.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
AGAINST THE MACHINE!
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
AGAINST ME!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
When you have 6 innings to fill, it becomes kinda necessary.
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OMG NOBODYS EVER SAID THIS BEFORE YOUR SO ORIGINAL
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Wait, Zito is pitching now?
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
+109
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
okay, that made me laugh
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
What is up with walking the speedy guys?
Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!
by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 7, 2009 3:13 PM PDT reply actions
Is that four steals?
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 7, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions
He’ll steal 4 bags his first game and play all 9 positions
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Molina
seems to have lost some armspeed in the offseason
Sandoval’s got a cannon for an arm…just saying.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
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What about his a funny guy?
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yes
grammar ftw
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HE’S ALREADY IN THE GAME!
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
/Steve Holt pic
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !
/Adam Savage pic
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
\o/
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !
YEAH JOEY!!!
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD HALL
YEAH JOEY!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Is that an adjective?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I thought so as well when he relieved Tim
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll bet when howie logs on tonight, he’s going to be really disappointed he missed these threads.
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What was that noise Kruk made?
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YEAH HE WAS AN EAGLE AT BC, JON.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
+109 x 109
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
No
+109^109
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
To another 109
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Ohhhh
Thought they got him. Allllllmost.
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
I thought he pretty clearly got back though.
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Yeah, he was back. Good call.
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
That was close.
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 7, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions
That was so kung-fu.
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Nice insticts
Sandoval knows baseball at least.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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Velez would have tagged him with the glove and the ball in his bare hand.
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I remember a Giants game where that happened. The opponent tagged out the runner running from 1st to 2nd in that fashion and then threw to 1st to get the double play. The ump was right there.
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don’t be hating on my man, now.
he ain’t done nothing wrong yet.
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe “Yet” was the key word in that sentence.
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
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Mike CamerLOLn
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Nice play, Panda!
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 7, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions
Good job panda!
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It's prolly already been said, but...
Timmy is batting 1.000
by positiveuphemism on Apr 7, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions
yes
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
A game where the starting pitchers go 7 innings…combined. Wow.
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uh…..
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
What
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I’m confused
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Ghetti is Dave Righetti, if that helps at all. Although it always looks like Gary Gaetti to me.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Oh, I know who Ghetti is. But I really don’t want to know what he was stroking.
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yeah, I hear ya.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
You really like to be slammed and stroked by pitchers, eh?
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Where's Baybear?
I need up-to-date play by play
my cousin and i got noah lowry's autograph after he came out of a porta-potty. he was nice about it.
Looks Constipated...
0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.
peristalsis bias!
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey bro! He said FREE beers!
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
That was some nice defense in that inning.
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Creepy commercial.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Seriously
All I could think was “How is this different than a veal burger?”
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Joe Martinez sucks at pitching. dfanaoplz.
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That’s not really saying much, and for the record I love Martinez. I wanted him to be the #5 starter before we signed RJ.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
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Joey Martinez
Pitches his first scoreless inning in the big leagues.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
JOEY
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
So is this going to be a good movie?
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 7, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions
Woah
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
/oblig
Aurilia sounds like a planet out of StarFox.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 7, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
JOOOOOOOOOOEY
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEYY
KING OF THE STREETS, CHILD OF CLAY
JOOOOOOOOOOEY
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEYY
WHAT MADE THEM WANT TO COME AND BLOW YOU AWAYYYY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
That song is kinda ruined for me by how amazingly inaccurate it is.
Like, he was actually horribly racist (so his best friends in jail weren’t black men)
Also, “they” wanted to come and blow him away because he’d carried out a hit the week before.
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It’s actually my least favorite Dylan song ever (only counting the “good” albums).
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I’m sorry, but there is no family named “McClung.”
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
The Brewers employ some large gentlemen.
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Hart, McClung, Nelson, Fielder: these men are not small.
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I hate that the BoSox are winning.
What’s going to be the lead story tonight on ESPN?
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 7, 2009 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
CC SABATHIA: BAD PITCHER OR WORST PITCHER?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
AROD, COMING BACK MAY 15 or MAY 16??!?!?!
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
CC SABATHIA: FAT AND NEEDS TO LOSE WEIGHT
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Brett Favre coming out of retirement
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 7, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s a long reliever I believe.
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heard something about a rock, excuse me, opera?
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, heard about that too. But this is just a concert.
by AngelWillSaveUs on Apr 7, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice AB
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REALLY?
Roberts is a guest analyst. AWKWARD….
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Why is that?
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Because we just cut him. It sounds awkward to me, like having an ex over for dinner with the folks a week after you told them there was someone else.
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maybe
he probably gets it, seeing as how no other teams wanted him
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Yeah
I’m probably over thinking it. At least he’s employed.
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Dave Roberts to be on pre and post game shows, for those who aren’t watching the tv broadcast.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
He found a team!
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Roberts earning $6.5 million to be an analyst
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 7, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions
Doctor Robert = best beatles song on Revolver
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
You misspelled “Eleanor Rigby”
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And Your Bird Can Sing.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
1) Eleanor Rigby
2) Tomorrow Never Knows
3) For No One
4) Got To Get You Into My Life
5) I Want to Tell You
6) She Said She Said
7) Here, There and Everywhere
8) Love You To
9) Taxman
10) I’m Only Sleeping
11) Good Day Sunshine
12) Yellow Submarine
13) Doctor Robert
14) And Your Bird Can Sing
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Any list that doesn’t have YS last is wrong.
And I’m Only Sleeping at 10 is SUPER WRONG.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I loved Yellow Submarine when I was four!
Items 4-11 on that list are pretty arbitrary. All good songs, but not the best on the album.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
1) Eleanor Rigby
1) Tomorrow Never Knows
1) For No One
1) Got To Get You Into My Life
1) I Want to Tell You
1) She Said She Said
1) Here, There and Everywhere
1) Love You To
1) Taxman
1) I’m Only Sleeping
1) Good Day Sunshine
1) Yellow Submarine
1) Doctor Robert
1) And Your Bird Can Sing
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
they did say west virginia…
0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.
Computers go to school? (Did I do that right, everyone?)
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 7, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Single.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
This reminds me
Of the A’s game I was watching with my family one time in like 1988 or something. I was out of the room and when I came back in my mom said “Glenn Hubbard just hit it off the wall!” I was like, “Wow, what did he get?” The response was “A single.”
And in the time it took me to type that very pointless story, there were 30 comments.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
B MONEY LONG SINGLE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Two feet from a wicked homah
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Haha
“A long, long single for Molina”
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
$$$$$$$$$$ grande
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
That would be the most awesome thing ever
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
OTWS
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Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.
SANDOVAL TOOK A PITCH
AND IT WAS A STRIKE
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
DFA!
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
do not question hijo's methods
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
Nah
That’s just Pablo
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
*LAUGH TRACK*
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Damn
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I get the feeling Pablo won’t be able to swing at everything all year.
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Young guys FAIL
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Clearly, we need more veterans.
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Now we’re really on Scott again?
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
That sucked, Ish
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 7, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions
My audio went out again >:(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
you missed the Giants winning the world series
sucks to be you
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 7, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
1st and 3rd no outs and no runs score….lulz
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions
If Felipe Lopez can hit two HRs on Opening Day so can Aaron Rowand.
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 7, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions
Cesar Izturis hit one yesterday
that’s when I knew everything was going to be crazy this year.
Aurilia sounds like a planet out of StarFox.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 7, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
One of the coaches idled up to Sandoval and Ishikawa and said “Look guys, this is the Giants. We have a certain way of doing things…”
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
hacking at slop
and leaving guys stranded at 3rd – that’s the giants WAY
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
Where do you suppose Manny will chop this ball?
You probably know it as MYANMAR, but it will always be BURMA to me!
Calling a triple
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
He’s going to use up his XBH on day 1?
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.
This game is plodding along
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 7, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions
2.5 hrs (nearly), 5th inning. I have studying to do still.
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
The Rays-Red Sox game that started at the same time is in the 9th
I was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 7, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Time for an inside the park grandslam!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Nate on deck.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Nice
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Umm, that’s Juggernate
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
MANNY BURRISS!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Manny RBI!
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
So, this game has been slightly ugly.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Mann-Burr!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions
EB on my fantasy team!!!!!
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions
Bengie's my catcher
And I have Timmy
Aurilia sounds like a planet out of StarFox.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 7, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I've got TI on Bench
really, really wish I hadn’t benched him this week
by offthedeepend on Apr 7, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Full disclosure
I have Prince Fielder too, and I started him today.
Aurilia sounds like a planet out of StarFox.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 7, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
OBP Machine!
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
I like Manny Burriss
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 7, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions
NATE STEAMROLLS JASON KENDALL
well, I want to see it.
NATE OMG FACIAL HAIR
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Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.
Nate needs to pretend he’s back in Beijing.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
CHINESE FOOD IS NOT LIKE PANDA EXPRESS.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
The offense has been infinitely better than on the last two opening days
I was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 7, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions
Jeff Suppan and the Brewers will do that for ya
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Wow
Walks and Giants Hitters?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Pee hands
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
No batting gloves
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 7, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions
oh nate :(
Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!
by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 7, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions
I was hoping for more than one run in that inning.
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Medders time?
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Me too
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Bases loaded, we score one
PROGRESS
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
my nutz got game
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Medders time
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Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.
Game Summary so far...
I’ve been in meetings the last three hours, can somebody give me a quick summary of the game? I will be forever grateful!
Timmy was off. TI and Rowand clobbered balls. Situation: Brandon Medders.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.
Rowand 2 run jack
Ishi 3 run triple
Martinez & Timmy – meh
0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.
Martinez was pretty good. 5 groundballs, 0 flyballs. If he keeps that up, he’ll be just fine.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.
Yes, I agree. Keep up the grounders Joe.
Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Lincecum saws own hand off. Suppan throws 50 pitches in 30 innings and still sucks. Hitters love being hit by pitches. Walks are everyone’s friend. Baseball fundamentals are for kids.
Ineffectiveness
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yup
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
“Only” 78 pitches in 3 innings. That should tell you something there.
He had no command, kept pitching out of the stretch. No reason to keep him in on a cold wet day.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
Joe Martinez = worst pitcher in the National League
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Silly curveball
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I’m not optimistic about Medders.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Medders doesn’t think highly of you either
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Medders has the same mannerisms as Kevin Correia? So he’ll give up a bunch of late inning homers? Great.
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