Open Gameday Thread VI -- Two Threads After Gameday Thread Goes to Russia
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 7, 2009 3:06 PM PDT
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pursed!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
So we’re doing like a thread an inning, huh.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
At the speed this game has been going…
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
LOL Krukow making fun of Kuiper’s raging alcoholism.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Well, it is pretty funny.
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Kuiper with counter point…
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
GAMER CATCH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
GAMER TWO-HANDED CATCH
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 7, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
That curveball is goofy
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Well, of course
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Chico?
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
hayward state
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Laney College.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
West Valley?
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
foothills JC
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Ohlone College
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Ex’pression College
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
MITT
McCovey Institute of Technology and Tauntology
ROFL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought that said Tautology
Another field in which the McCoven excels.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
god damn
this opening game will be enough for this whole week, both in plays and comments.
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looks like he could be a coach
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you stop that
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Cal got Ludwig....sucks to be a bear fan
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 7, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
A 1-2-3 inning?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Oooo Oooo!
Can I start the next thread Grant? I got a good one!
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
STFD BRAUN
I LIKE BRANDON MEHDDERS.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Pfft
Dirty
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
WHY IS OUR BEST PITCHER PITCHING IN THE 6TH INNING?!?!?!?
I was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 7, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions
HE THROWZ SO MANY STRIKEZ AND GETZ OUTZ
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Braun is a very good hitter
Medders struck him out. Ergo….?
I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?
Sadler struck out Manny....
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Medder Cheese
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions
teehee
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
fail
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too
Martinez’s somewhat rough first inning aside, he was getting ground balls. I like it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
5:0 GB:FB.
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According to Gameday, Braun loves and hates the changeup. Tricky bastard.
by lincypoo i wuv u on Apr 7, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions
thanks, Yahoo!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
so does Winn. I think now I love and hate changeups as well
by lincypoo i wuv u on Apr 7, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
STEREOTYPE FROM THE 60S
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Woop Woop
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
About 3100 comments so far, including the pregame thread.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Likewise
I would love for Braun to do well.
Except when he plays the Giants.
by offthedeepend on Apr 7, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
After one outing, I have decided that Brandon Medders is the greatest reliever in the history of baseball.
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It's just science.
Aurilia sounds like a planet out of StarFox.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 7, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree with this sentiment.
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
SUN!
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
JON MILLER.
The next William Shatner?
Aurilia sounds like a planet out of StarFox.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 7, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Seth McClung throws strikes
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Bung.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Jon sounds like he’s in a good mood.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Oh god, he’s doing a dramatic reading of “I Can See Clearly Now, The Rain Is gone”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
LOfreakingL
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
rofl
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Uecker is approximately 30 million years old.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Oh my god…..
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
I need eye bleach
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I suddenly desire to hear the Brewers broadcast...
Old broadcasters = better broadcasters. (Dave Fleming excepted from the above rule)
I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?
by Ott on Apr 7, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
You are very wrong
Hawk Harrelson, Joe Morgan…I’m sure there’s more.
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But I bet they were even worse when they were younger.
I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?
by Ott on Apr 7, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Joe Morgan has gotten a lot worse over the years.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Tim McCarver is getting up there.
Jerry Coleman.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
What's he doing?
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Uecker still looks good
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 7, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions
Randy LOSE mirite??
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FACT:
I hate Uecker.
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Really?
Why?
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I’m not sure. I listened to him a bit when I was in WI, and I never really liked him at all. Probably mostly for not calling the game when the opposing team is up.
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
The lack of logic here is appalling.
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
D:
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Jon starting to repeat himself
He did the “I can see clearly now” bit a year or two ago…getting old!
HOW DARE THE MAN SAY THE SAME THING TWICE IN THREE YEARS.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
He's done japanese vin scully before too,
but I wouldn’t mind hearing it every night.
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you must really get bored when he does his Spanish speaking Vin Scully.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Who had the link for that?
I seem to have lost it
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Hey, remember when we were freaking out over the impending rainout?
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Freddy’s got the badass shades on.
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Freddy’s got the badass shades on
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
better
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Shades of Badassery
+8 Badassery
Aurilia sounds like a planet out of StarFox.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 7, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Just FYI, Tim Lincecum currently leading the team in batting average.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
FACT:
NOBODY IN MLB HAS A HIGHER AVG.
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
like Eddie Vedders?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
AFFELDT TIME
0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.
Can we please stop calling Lincecum the Freak!?!?!?!?!?!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Yes, please
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
How about the Porcelain God?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait
the Lisa Stevens commercials are with Shane Snow now? I may never stop laughing.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Calls it better than his dad
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Affeldt sucks.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Worst pitcher in baseball
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Only for $500,000 you can own TimLincecum.com!
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
BUT YOU GUYS LEFTIES CANT HIT LEFTIES.
At least I have Fielder on my fantasy team.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
ditto
Aurilia sounds like a planet out of StarFox.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 7, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
i have Affeldt =(
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Krukow thinks Lowry is in the bullpen. Ooops.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Why is Howry the eighth inning guy?
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LEFTIES (note, this was ELFTIES first, I propose we call all lefties elfties now) CAN’T BE GENERAL OUT GETTERS BUT ONLY GET LEFTIES OUT
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Bochy: “Must use Setup Man in Setup Man Role”
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply actions
Terrible facial hair is terrible.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
My friend tells me that they just called Bochy the worst manager in baseball on SC.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Makes sense to me.
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I’m down with that.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Dusty Baker disagrees.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m sort of ignorant of non-giants managers. Who else sucks?
by lincypoo i wuv u on Apr 7, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Dusty
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
but he wun the wurld seriez
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He doesn’t seem indescribably awful to me, just garden variety bad.
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American. League. Double. Switch. That shit takes talent.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Some schmuck named Bruce Bochy.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
We were playing in Cleveland, and he double switched.
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No
when we had interleague last year (with a DH) he still pulled a double-switch. It was unreal
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I like that I totally forgot about that even though I wrote this immediately afterwards:
http://www.chatterbalks.com/?p=125
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“He is humpin’” – Krukow, channeling baybear.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
at that speed, he won’t last very long.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
So we’re gonna use at least six pitchers to get this win?
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
Johnson is gonna throw a CG tomorrow
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 7, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
When your starter goes three, that’s a pretty likely outcome.
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Huh..
Never knew Affeldt threw so fast, 98.
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Affeldt is poo
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Affeldt that this might happen.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
affeldt
hurting my whip.
At least I have Cameron
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I still don’t get this.
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
I don’t really want to get pigfarts.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
He’s always been pretty good at taking walks.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.
He’s had decent OBPs even when his average wasn’t good.
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LOUD NOISES
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I LOVE LAMP
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Busted sink
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU DO THIS TO HURT ME
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
FUCK YES
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.
NICE
Way to roll em up.
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
NICE
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2009 4:03 PM PDT reply actions
That's better
Affeldt’s pitchcount was approaching LInce’s
nice
0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.
Dude was PUMMMMMPED
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it was like OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
and I was like YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
Seventh Inning Kvetch!
This game is taking forever.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
In line to collect his social security check
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
lolol delorean is old and slow
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
delorean is New Jersey
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
HEY GUYS
WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GET REAL AND ADMIT TIM LINCECUM ISN’T IT
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
2ND STARTER
AT BEST
STILL BETTER THAN CAIN THO
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THIRD STARTER
AT BEST
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
he was tagged
so i think is still IT
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeremy Affeldt says...
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Like a own chief rocka
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
dave bush?
huh?
0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.
12 years later, the White Flag kids are coming home.
I WANT MIKE CARUSO.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
B-MONEYYYYYYY!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Dave has a Bush on his face.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
DIGNERS!?!?!?!
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
The spring power surge continues.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.
B MONEY!!!
All is forgiven!!!
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
EVERYBODY LOVES MONEY
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions
WOOOO
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Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.
Our veterans...
are hitting homeruns today…
by The Double Deuce on Apr 7, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions
HE'S ON FIRE!!!!
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
WOOOO
0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.
GET OUT
/pushes someone
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Two HR’s in same game…………………………………………………
/falls over
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
YEAH BABY!!!!!!
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Big money insurance co.
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PABLOOOOOO!!
PANDA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
dingerz fucking rule
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions
WAR BY THE SHORE
we win
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KUNG FU!
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Guys, I think Pablo Sandoval might be a pretty good hitter.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
nope.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Should be
THIRD CATCHER AT BEST
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
It’s easier to hit when you’re not swinging at a ball over your head, isn’t it?
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY MONEYS!
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w00t! There's mijo
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i love this
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Ah, the Venezuelan panda. It’s a good breed.
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Pablo has so many good nicknames
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Almost as many as Velez. Hopefully, by the end of the year, he has more.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.
…and then one that baybear uses and nobody else gets, probably.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
"Tight, with Aaron Rowand to follow."
Sounds painful
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
nasty shit
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
brewers lollpen
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 4:09 PM PDT reply actions
An ostrich?
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo is not Notgardo!
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I’m probably going to take this back later this game/tomorrow but this team is fun so far.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I like your timing
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SCOTT!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2009 4:10 PM PDT reply actions
8 runs
Isnt that usually a 3 game quotient for the Giants?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
What is this?
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Rowand is kind of blowing my mind right now.
by williams.rutherford on Apr 7, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions
Probably ’cause it was foul.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
HAHA, no replay in baseball!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Did they take that out this year? Or is it still only for home run calls?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
HRs only
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I thought it was boundary calls now. That’s what they were saying yesterday during the Yankees loss.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.
Definitely foul.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.
Nope, but yes.
Joe Martinez!: Eagles fly together!!!!!
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I wasn’t sure.
It looked like the very edge of the divot the ball made might have been on the line.
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GAMER!!!!!!
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He hit a foul ball down the line that was called fair.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.
Aaron Burr?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Do you mean this guy ?
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !
WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE GUYS?
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
I DON'T CARE
DON’T BRING BACK THE REAL GIANTS
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Errant throwin
a HR and a double. SLG FTW
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New thread.
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/4/7/826357/open-gameday-thread-vii-generations
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FIRST BLACK PINCH HITTING ABRAHAM LINCOLN
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Does the score really say 9-5 GIANTS?????!!?!?!?!
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Runs cause many things
including champagne bottles popping in Sabean’s luxury suite
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