Open Gameday Thread III -- The Second Inning

we’re crazy.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:59 PM PDT reply actions

SMURST

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:59 PM PDT reply actions

BLLURST

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 1:59 PM PDT reply actions

Yay!

by The Double Deuce on Apr 7, 2009 1:59 PM PDT reply actions

yep

0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 2:00 PM PDT reply actions

Throwing strikes would be good about now.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 2:00 PM PDT reply actions

He listened!

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions

already on the third thread? yikes

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 2:00 PM PDT reply actions

I’m scared.

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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions

over/under

12.5 threads?

There are two ways to argue with a woman, and neither of them work. --Carlos Boozer

by samlet on Apr 7, 2009 2:00 PM PDT reply actions

wayyyyy over

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions

2nd thread – 600+ comments in 42 minutes.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions

SUCK IT AN!

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions

What has Ann done to you?

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Apparently not sucking

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions

well, they traded away most of their big commenters and are left with just a few young guys and aging vets.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions

it’s a push

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by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 7, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions

LinceKKKum

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 2:00 PM PDT reply actions

There they are. I was looking for those.

Soon to be adopting David B. Flemming

by Larson2042 on Apr 7, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Figured I'd fill in for the day

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Natto’s at the game I think.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions

yeah

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Thank you

by agiantmistake on Apr 7, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions

It is hard to keep up

TWSS

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by marcello on Apr 7, 2009 2:00 PM PDT reply actions

Grant's 2009 Guidebook

One new thread per inning

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 2:00 PM PDT reply actions

Everything either a strikeout or a walk today!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 2:00 PM PDT reply actions

DISPROVED

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions

I was hoping.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions

TRIPLEKAWA!

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2009 2:00 PM PDT reply actions

Chupacabra?

by kaliber on Apr 7, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions

The chwbacca defense?

This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 7, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions

I’m sitting at my desk at work listening on my 15-year-old walkman. I cannot do any work I’m so excited.

by The Double Deuce on Apr 7, 2009 2:01 PM PDT reply actions

BURRISS D

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 2:01 PM PDT reply actions

Wow, and here I thought I’d be in while I can count the previous replies on two hands.

Everything else in the world may be about to fall down around our ears, but there is baseball on the radio, so I am happy.

by KyrieEleison on Apr 7, 2009 2:01 PM PDT reply actions

on pace for 1458 threads this year

Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie

by Gamer101 on Apr 7, 2009 2:01 PM PDT reply actions

At work. My radio call is about 5 seconds behind.

Bad timing for witty comments.

"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige

My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !

by nvsfg on Apr 7, 2009 2:01 PM PDT reply actions

Did you hear that Travis Ishikawa hit a triple?

by The Double Deuce on Apr 7, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions

should I leave then?

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Only if you were counting on my witty comments :-)

"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige

My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !

by nvsfg on Apr 7, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Wisconsinites – conquering the fear of having fun.

by sabeanhata on Apr 7, 2009 2:02 PM PDT reply actions

CHEESEGLOO

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions

It’s pretty much true.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions

That woman at least. Pretty much all people are exactly like that.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions

42 pitches.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 2:02 PM PDT reply actions

ugh

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions

He’ll calm down next inning.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Ughh

by The Double Deuce on Apr 7, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah

I was going to say “Over in the first!” when we scored those runs. But it’s looking like Lincecum might be gone in the fifth…

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Suppan is grit-tastic.

There are two ways to argue with a woman, and neither of them work. --Carlos Boozer

by samlet on Apr 7, 2009 2:02 PM PDT reply actions

fucking...

Suppan. Stop making contact

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions

Awesome.
Gameday Audio shows you tv of select highlights.

Just watched Ishi’s triple.

Fairley odd parent to Wendell
converting tools into skills since 2008...

by WTF on Apr 7, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions

very cool

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by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 7, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions

yes

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Lincecum needs to know he’s too big of a star now to pick up foul balls.

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions

is it just me of timmy’s teeth not looking so bad this year? something about invisible braces right?

Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie

by Gamer101 on Apr 7, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions

Trick Question

How would you know if they were there if they were invisible??

by LinceCainGarnerSon on Apr 7, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Wow

We’re at 1,000 comments + in the 3rd inning?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 7, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK YOU SUPPAN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions

+ 1,000

Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!

by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 7, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh fuck me.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions

Nuts

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions

stupid Suppan.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions

You’ve got to be shitting me.

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by marcello on Apr 7, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions

fuck hole

by kaliber on Apr 7, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK YOU SUPPAN I HATE YOU AGHHHHHHHHHH

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 7, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions

well shit

This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 7, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions

A double to the pitcher.... crap...

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 2:04 PM PDT reply actions

easy out fail.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Suppan has the Brewers first RBI, that was unexpected.

by sabeanhata on Apr 7, 2009 2:04 PM PDT reply actions

dammit

by Tchli on Apr 7, 2009 2:04 PM PDT reply actions

butt nuta

0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 2:04 PM PDT reply actions

It is about time Ghetti...

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 2:04 PM PDT reply actions

why bother with the offspeed? shoulda just blown him away with the high heat

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 2:04 PM PDT reply actions

of course Lincecum's first hit and first RBI-ee is...

the great Jeff Suppan!

There are two ways to argue with a woman, and neither of them work. --Carlos Boozer

by samlet on Apr 7, 2009 2:04 PM PDT reply actions

Um shit

WTF is with the aces this year?

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 2:04 PM PDT reply actions

Aces

Getting Cracked left and right.

by jctGamer on Apr 7, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Reno Aces ? They’re the D’Backs AAA team.
/post sarchasm pic

"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige

My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !

by nvsfg on Apr 7, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Those of you who haven't noticed Tim struggling today

have been thinking about last year, not Opening Day 2009

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 2:04 PM PDT reply actions

give us back

OUR REAL OPENING DAY STARTER!!!

There are two ways to argue with a woman, and neither of them work. --Carlos Boozer

by samlet on Apr 7, 2009 2:04 PM PDT reply actions

Zito?

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions

this comment amused me

what have i got myself into this time... http://damiansthirtyyearchallenge.blogspot.com/

by alea iacta est on Apr 7, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions

goddammit, Tim.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions

Fuck's sake...

by The Double Deuce on Apr 7, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions

NO

by kaliber on Apr 7, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions

CRAP

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions

Fuck.

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions

this is not good

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Apr 7, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions

O Noes!

by Tchli on Apr 7, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions

:( I hate the Brewers

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 7, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions

Rowand’s throwing motion bugs the crap out of me.

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by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 7, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions

More or less than his batting stance?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Nothing is worse than his crapping…….er, batting stance .

"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige

My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !

by nvsfg on Apr 7, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions

why, because he has a really long wind up and then the ball travels in a slow, looping arc?

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by alea iacta est on Apr 7, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Inaccurate too

Besides all that, he’s got a good arm though.

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions

It seems to fly out of his hand at the oddest angles. I never know if it’s going to the cutoff man or into the stands.

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by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 7, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Uh oh

by kimmyg on Apr 7, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK

This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 7, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions

Late but...

TRAVIS YEAH!

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions

Timmy... Lazzie will be home soon.. calm down...

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions

Well, crap geez.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions

He’s going to be up to 109 pitches by the time this inning is over.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions

DDDDDD:

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions

Um

what’s happening?

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by samlet on Apr 7, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions

2 out RBI double.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Brewer rally

by The Double Deuce on Apr 7, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions

NM

by The Double Deuce on Apr 7, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Tim has no swing-through stuff

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions

I know it’s hard to believe, but Timmy is giving up runs.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions

he’s thrown waaaaaaaaaaaay too many pitches

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions

50 after 2

by BigO on Apr 7, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions

2.40 WHIP for Lincecum so far, whoo

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions

STFD

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions

STFD HART

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions

Way too many pitches

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions

50

by kaliber on Apr 7, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions

Tim's trouble is, I hope...

that it’s 50 degrees in China Basin

Not 80 degrees in Scottsdale

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions

finally a K.... and the end... Timmy is really struggling...

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions

and he looks pissed too.

by sabeanhata on Apr 7, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions

BTW

if you switch mlb.tv over to normal you have much less delay.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions

I noticed this last year

they must have to do some processing or something on the HD channel

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions

HD stream

sends a LOT more data, so it needs a bigger buffer.

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--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 7, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Wearing sunglasses at night = crappy hitting

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions

LinceKKKKum

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions

after watching Brandon Webb throw yesterday, this could be far worse. Timmy just needs to settle in and get rid of the opening day jitters

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions

agreed

0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Not to mention Lee, Sabathia, Verlander…

And even Santana pitched okay, but had some command issues.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah,

at least he’s not floundering like CC was yesterday. $300 million goes 0-for-4 with a 12+ ERA.

There are two ways to argue with a woman, and neither of them work. --Carlos Boozer

by samlet on Apr 7, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions

50 pitches thru 2 innings – be good to get 5 innings from the kid today

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions

yeah

timmy’s stuff is there, he’s just a little too amped up and pitching against a really good lineup. it’s understandable. get him some more runs and some more time to settle down.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Apr 7, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Ah! I hate san diego! Why can’t they just show the giants game when the pads aren’t playing? Who the hell is watching Just Shoot Me???

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by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 7, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions

my answer?

you are.

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions

well yeah… but only because the giants game isn’t on

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by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 7, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions

kenshin...

turns off “Just Shoot Me”…. Ummmmm, noone

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions

ditto

I’m stuck in SD as well.

There are two ways to argue with a woman, and neither of them work. --Carlos Boozer

by samlet on Apr 7, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Do you have Cox digital cable? I think they’re doing a free preview of MLB Extra Innings – channel 684.

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by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 7, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions

jesus tittyfucking christ.

I’m gone for 7 minutes and we are on to a new thread

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions

welcome to 2009!

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions

You had me at tittyfucking.

by The Double Deuce on Apr 7, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions

don’t blink

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions

MANNY OBP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 2:09 PM PDT reply actions

yeahhh Burris!

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 2:09 PM PDT reply actions

speeeeed!

by BigO on Apr 7, 2009 2:09 PM PDT reply actions

TOFTT Bur...

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 2:09 PM PDT reply actions

BOOOO PETER MAGOWAN

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 2:09 PM PDT reply actions

Which was more orange, his shirt or his face?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Tied

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions

I really can’t bring myself to boo a guy who stopped the Giants from moving to Florida and built history’s greatest ballpark from private funds.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions

yeah

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions

base stealing time

by Tchli on Apr 7, 2009 2:09 PM PDT reply actions

Kendall did pretty well last year, no?

by BigO on Apr 7, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Well, Xeifrank’s position of a high-scoring affair is being proven correct. I knew I shoulda listened to him before calling my bookie. /sarcasm

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 2:09 PM PDT reply actions

Burriss and Sandoval studied with Wendell Fairley!

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 2:09 PM PDT reply actions

manny being manny

on base machine

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Apr 7, 2009 2:09 PM PDT reply actions

Burriss gets on at a Bocockian rate.

by kaliber on Apr 7, 2009 2:09 PM PDT reply actions

2009 Giants: Future single season HBP record holders.

by Scottsdale on Apr 7, 2009 2:10 PM PDT reply actions

They need Frandsen

by The Double Deuce on Apr 7, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Lincecum still looks like a 10th grader

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Apr 7, 2009 2:10 PM PDT reply actions

Should've got

metal braces to complete the look.

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pocket protector

by The Double Deuce on Apr 7, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions

WTF HBPs

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run_dingerz.exe

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Go Burr... lets see that speed

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 2:10 PM PDT reply actions

yet another BAYBEAR nickname

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Jeff Suppan = Soup Pan.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Burriss should steal 2b and Lincecum then should bunt him to 3b

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2009 2:10 PM PDT reply actions

Dingerz are easier

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by samlet on Apr 7, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions

kuip just said the same exact thing

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Timmy owes suppan some sweet revenge…with a nice bunt

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 7, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions

good eye, timmy

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

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Time for a butcher play.

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Sweeney Todd?

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Thankyouverymuch.

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tap it over hall. way far in at 3rd

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions

YOU CALLED IT!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Swear to got I was just typing that. Get out of my head!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions

got = god, of course.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Psychic_Idiot

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 7, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Kruk

thinks every Giants pitcher ever has been a good hitter.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions

thinks there's never been a bad Giants player in general.

they are all the best in the league at some facet of the game.

Fairley odd parent to Wendell
converting tools into skills since 2008...

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And Randy Johnson comes up to the plate, he’s batting .012 for the year, but it’s been a hard .012.

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Timmy!!!

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YEA!

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Oh Timmy, you wonderful SOB

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HAWT!

by Tchli on Apr 7, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions

Yes, Timmy.....

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions

WOOOOHHHH

TIMMEY FOR PRESIDENT

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions

Ha! Love that!

by sabeanhata on Apr 7, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions

did i or did i not just call that??

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions

+1

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Did!

by The Double Deuce on Apr 7, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions

you did not

Flossing a dead horse

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I called it.

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NICE JOB

by kaliber on Apr 7, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions

TRICKERY!

by superk1ng on Apr 7, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions

awesome

<3 Timmy

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HELL YEAH TIMMY

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TIMMMMMMEH!

by agiantmistake on Apr 7, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions

HELL TO THE YES

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 7, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions

suck it bill hall

also, way to call it kruk

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Apr 7, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions

Bill HLOL

This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 7, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions

BUTCHER BOY

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions

timmy hitting 1.000!

by TimLincecumIsGod on Apr 7, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions

well he wasn’t going to let suppan have all the fun

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Ford Quality Drive of the Game

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by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 7, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions

YEAAAHAAHAHAHAH!!111!

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 7, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions

timmy with the bat!

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Apr 7, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions

ZOMG not dingerz BUT TOTALLY A W00T!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Apr 7, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions

Thankfully

Suppan is a better hitter than pitcher…..

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

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WOOO!!!!!!

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Fresno questions

Frandsen asks: How did Burris fly all the way to third?

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions

LULZ

.

by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions

Batting a thousand

by The Double Deuce on Apr 7, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions

OFFENSE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 2:13 PM PDT reply actions

what is this?

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions

I saw it written of once in teh cave drawings

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Apr 7, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Go Poo......BHH

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 2:13 PM PDT reply actions

I LIKE THAT SHIT

0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby

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by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 2:13 PM PDT reply actions

Thanks! I made it myself.

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GIT ME RsBI randy!

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1

Fairley odd parent to Wendell
converting tools into skills since 2008...

by WTF on Apr 7, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions

i smell additonal base FOG

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 2:13 PM PDT reply actions

You know what would make this lineup even better? BARRY BONDS!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 7, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions

this!

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hahaha

Jon just called him Fred Kendall

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by WTF on Apr 7, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions

better than calling him Logan

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions

new nickname

by The Double Deuce on Apr 7, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Jon’s having a rough day so far.

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4-2

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SAC FLIEZ

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions

SAVE BATTING AVERAGE!

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by samlet on Apr 7, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions

but nots teh OBP

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Apr 7, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions

RUNS

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Apr 7, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions

4-2!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Apr 7, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions

WOOO

0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions

well struck, Randy

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions

Sac fly for the Poo.

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions

Little known fact

in the commercial where Timmeh is driving, it is a body double. The real Tim Lincecum cannot drive yet legally.

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions

TIM LINCECUM HAS NO CAR.

TIM LINCECUM NEEDS NO CAR.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions

he travels by fastball...

kind of like Iceman

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Apr 7, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions

^but with fastballs instead of ice

of course

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Apr 7, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions

HOWEVER TIM LICECUM CAN TRANSFORM INTO A CAR

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Like Dr. Manhattan?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions

OPTIMUS LINCECUM

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions

what about

the towel scene?

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by samlet on Apr 7, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions

you perv!

(i have the pics if you have cash)

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions

except, in runs!

what have i got myself into this time... http://damiansthirtyyearchallenge.blogspot.com/

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that’l do

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

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I like runs.

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you like nuns?

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Nuns with the runs

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nuns with the runs by the hunds

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Whoopi Goldberg is hilarious.

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4 runs. That’s how many they’ll score for Cain all year.

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They used all their runs today.

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4-2 G's

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

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Small ball

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FAKE BUNTS!

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We are all Rich Aurilia.

by kaliber on Apr 7, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Not fake, if it was a good pitch he would have bunted it.

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Rents be the man....

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

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Most people have a man and woman rents, but I’m open to differences.

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really?

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by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Nah.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Aaand…the first double play of the season.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions

Edgar Renteria: San Francisco Giant.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions

fail

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 7, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Apr 7, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions

Hacking at slop for the GIDP. Yep, he’s a Giant!

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions

welcome...

to the Giants, Edgar!

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions

On pace to score 18 runs today!

by LinceCainGarnerSon on Apr 7, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions

WTF

internet cut out. BUT RsBI!!

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renteria

channeling his true Giant.

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by samlet on Apr 7, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions

I'm making lunch this commercial break...

Let’s see how many comments pop up.

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Whatcha eating?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

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109 rushcakes

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Eh decided just a snack of bread dipped in olive oil and balsamic vinegar. I’ll get lunch later.

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New thread.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions

depends on what you are making.

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions

RUSH!

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109!

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1st renteria gidp of the season...

i’m more than a little worried this’ll be a trend

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Apr 7, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions

At least then there will be people on base in front of him?

Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Anyone else’s MLB gameday say Renteria loves to face four seam fastballs, while simultaneously hates to face them?

by itlynstalyn on Apr 7, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions

yep

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Yes

it does that for everyone. I think once the season goes along and it gets more data it’ll be better

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Now he hates cutters because it just caused him to GIDP.

by itlynstalyn on Apr 7, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Timmy needs a fast inning

by superk1ng on Apr 7, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions

Here’s hoping for 3 pitches and 3 outs.

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Ede Casteria?

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BRICK TO THE NADS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions

Renteria fits right in

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions

Loves: Walks on the beach, sunsets
Hates: The Forces of Evil

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Edgar Renteria

San Francisco Giant.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions

steroids can damage you!

by kaliber on Apr 7, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions

so can milk...

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions

yikes

Braun. Fielder. Hardy.

Not as scary as Cameron, Kendall, Suppan, however.

There are two ways to argue with a woman, and neither of them work. --Carlos Boozer

by samlet on Apr 7, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions

Edgar is the new Ray Ray

by drunkgiant on Apr 7, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions

D:

nooo

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That wouldn’t be the worst thing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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People seem to underestimate what Durham did while he was here.

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Haters to the left.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Jokers to the right.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 7, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Here I am, stuck in the middle with Amy G.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions

He just overstayed his welcome. Last impression lasts.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Edgar is the new ~~Ray Ray~~ Jose Castillo

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions

PEDRO FELIZ

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BUT WE R ALLZ PEDRO FELEEZ

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Even Better

by drunkgiant on Apr 7, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions

DFZ BVDFOM,N, KKKKKKKKKKK, ITJYaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssccccccccc

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 7, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs

(my daughter’s first post!)

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 7, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions

(she makes more sense than my boss!)

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 7, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions

The Llama obsession will come in time.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions

(she makes more sense than you!)

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make it GREEN!!!!

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Grant’s cat? Grant’s boss? Grant’s daughter?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions

translation

“I am displeased by the double play”

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions

When my son was a baby, he used to send IMs to my wife. One time he managed to type a pound symbol!

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions

As in the British currency, I mean.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions

wow. I’m more impressed with that than just #

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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Sounds like she’s predicting 11 strikeouts for Timmy. I’m holding her to it.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions

KKKKKKKKKKK

She predicts 10 k’s!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions

1-2-3 Timmy...

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions

Edgar Renteria

San Francisco Giant.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 7, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions

Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher].

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 2:20 PM PDT reply actions

WBCS team?

Good to know Kuip is still hitting the sauce

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 2:21 PM PDT reply actions

Come on, blue!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 7, 2009 2:21 PM PDT reply actions

weak sauce

ump.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 2:21 PM PDT reply actions

Should that have been strike 3?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 2:21 PM PDT reply actions

Could’ve been, didn’t have to be.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions

looked...

that way to me.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions

The 1-1 call was reparations.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions

We will see the bullpen today....

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions

Bold!

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Tim isn’t made of porcelain.

HE’S GOING THE FULL 9.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Need to start the Cy Young campaigning early.

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Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.

by marcello on Apr 7, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Me no like these

Opening Day jitters.

There are two ways to argue with a woman, and neither of them work. --Carlos Boozer

by samlet on Apr 7, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions

ok, does anyone know why CSNBA is blacked out?

I’m in the Fresno area

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Apr 7, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions

with Dish Network, which I may be about to cancel

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Apr 7, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Because MLB’s blackout rules suck.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions

if you are in Fresno baseball is not the problem

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions

smirk

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions

is there a different channel or is this just Dish Network refusing to air CSNBA

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Apr 7, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions

I’m getting it on the usual Channel 419

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Fresno was recently declared a nofly zone by the FCC

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Woo! Will Clark! Still my all-time favorite Giant.

Everything else in the world may be about to fall down around our ears, but there is baseball on the radio, so I am happy.

by KyrieEleison on Apr 7, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions

DP time wih PHATPrince

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions

OT - app store

anyone got suggestions for good iPhone/iPod touch games? Going on a trip and want to load up, plus I have 25 bucksin iTunes gift card

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Apr 7, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions

Super Monkey Ball!!!

There are two ways to argue with a woman, and neither of them work. --Carlos Boozer

by samlet on Apr 7, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions

God I want an iphone so badly

fuck you, AT&T

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Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions

+109

stupid verizon passed on it

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions

I’m doing just fine without one.

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Lies.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 7, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Hit him in the nuts Ishy.

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions

You want to know how to improve Sandoval’s range at third? Wrap the ball in bamboo.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 7, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions

STFD FIELDER

YESSSS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions

Timmy!!!!!!!!!!!

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions

STFD FIELDER

by kaliber on Apr 7, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions

changeup

<drools salaciously"

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions

nice formatting

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions

I like Tim Lincecum

He get strikeouts for the Giants.

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions

also

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Plus a 2.000 OPS.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions

LinceKKKKKum

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 2:25 PM PDT reply actions

how do the MLB blackout rules apply to CSNBA in the Fresno area?

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Apr 7, 2009 2:25 PM PDT reply actions

You are Southern California, evidently.

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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm in Visalia

where we get the Oakland A’s channel just fine

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Apr 7, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Exactly. Oakland is Eastern California, and you are in South Eastern California, evidently.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions

lincecum on feel the K's

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Apr 7, 2009 2:25 PM PDT reply actions

STFD Fielder

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Apr 7, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions

man... mlb.tv is sucking right now

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Apr 7, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions

swtich to normal

it’s working perfectly.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Timmy looks sort of weird to me. Does anyone else think he sorta looks like Ed Furlong in T2?

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

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by marcello on Apr 7, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions

There’s nothing wrong with having long hair.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Not weird because of the long hair, his face just looks different than I remember.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.

by marcello on Apr 7, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions

went through puberty over the winter.

Fairley odd parent to Wendell
converting tools into skills since 2008...

by WTF on Apr 7, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions

You mean like a 14 year old boy? Yes he does.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions

jackass

by agiantmistake on Apr 7, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions

Even if the control and ERA look bad,

the early-season swing-throughs are encouraging.

I like cheesecake.

by samlet on Apr 7, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions

Come on Benjie....Crap

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions

Brewers running wild today.

Fairley odd parent to Wendell
converting tools into skills since 2008...

by WTF on Apr 7, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions

wet ballz

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions

it happens.

Fairley odd parent to Wendell
converting tools into skills since 2008...

by WTF on Apr 7, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions

TIM

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions

Hebrew Hammer

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2009 2:27 PM PDT reply actions

very funny

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions

That is what they affectionately call Ryan Braun. He is a Jew from the Valley in LA.

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions

I thought that was Brian Horwitz.

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Slam this guy, timmy...

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 2:27 PM PDT reply actions

Whoa, keep your fantasies out of it. This is a family gameday thread.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions

The best part is when the whole family swears at someone for getting a hit.

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions

you betcha ....family first...just say no.... I didn't have sexual relations with that woman

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Wild thing!

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 2:28 PM PDT reply actions

YOU MAKE MY BUTT STINK

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Apr 7, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions

you make my heart sing

0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions

hey...

a FB for a strike!

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 2:28 PM PDT reply actions

“Hi, Anna, I won’t be coming in to work today. No, I’m… yeah, I’m just not coming in.”

Some things are more important than money.

Everything else in the world may be about to fall down around our ears, but there is baseball on the radio, so I am happy.

by KyrieEleison on Apr 7, 2009 2:28 PM PDT reply actions

hugs?

I like cheesecake.

by samlet on Apr 7, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Things more important than money:

Hugs? Yes. Opening Day? Verily.

Everything else in the world may be about to fall down around our ears, but there is baseball on the radio, so I am happy.

by KyrieEleison on Apr 7, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions

microwave donuts?

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Never had microwave donuts, but I’ll take your word for it.

Everything else in the world may be about to fall down around our ears, but there is baseball on the radio, so I am happy.

by KyrieEleison on Apr 7, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions

I already had to deal with Anna but got off at 1:30.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Lucky. This is actually the one day I hope my student doesn’t show up. (I’m an after-school tutor.)

Everything else in the world may be about to fall down around our ears, but there is baseball on the radio, so I am happy.

by KyrieEleison on Apr 7, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions

ugghh...

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 2:28 PM PDT reply actions

Crap.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions

dammit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions

Gah.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions

Augh...

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions

Another run for the Brewers makes me not happy.

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions

At least it’s not another Suppan RBI.

by sabeanhata on Apr 7, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Just make it through 5 innings, Tim

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 7, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions

Timmy is not long for this game

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 7, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Detectable in the first inning

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions

In the Field....

Pablo will not remind you of Pedro

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions

At the plate...

he will, other than the whole contact thing.

I like cheesecake.

by samlet on Apr 7, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions

later guys

I gotta go figure out why the game is blacked out over here

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Apr 7, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions

Wow

just tried out the split screen mlb.tv- it works sooo much better than mosaic last year

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Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions

Rapidly coming to love the picture in picture

by Scottsdale on Apr 7, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions

yes

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions

70 pitches through 2 2/3 innings

Positively Zito-esque.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions

No, that would be 70 walks through 2 2/3

by Scottsdale on Apr 7, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions

error? what happened?

damn not being able to watch this.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Apr 7, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions

Infield hit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Come on Timmy.

Joe Martinez in the pen already.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions

This makes me sad.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Martinez warming up in the bullpen… not going how I predicted.

Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions

just what, exactly, does J. DISASTER have in mind?

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions

I was thinking Tim would settle down after an inning or two and start throwing strikes.

Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Nooooo

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions

Jesus fucking Christ, Tim, throw strikes.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions

Bad times

to be an ace.

I like cheesecake.

by samlet on Apr 7, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions

wow, Timmy is leaving already.... blows chunks to my fantasy team

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions

not...

a good AB

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions

This is not so good.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions

Good lord, he looks awful.

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 7, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions

I think he's just over-eager

0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions

that's

a bit of an exaggeration.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions

That last AB looked awful. Four-pitch walk is not the Lincecum we know.

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 7, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions

fair enough

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions

That is

he’s not getting shelled. He’s doing it to himself.

0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Not being able to watch this

makes it even worse.

IT’S TOO EARLY FOR THIS KIND OF SUFFERING!!!

I like cheesecake.

by samlet on Apr 7, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions

Count yourself lucky you're not watching this

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 7, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Geez, man, we’re winning. Go back and look at Grant’s pre-Game post again.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Shit happens

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Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions

TIM

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions

blow him away Timmy.

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions

Quick Everyone

Go look at CC Sabathia’s first 4 starts last year

I was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 7, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions

I’m not worried.

by sabeanhata on Apr 7, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions

And first one this year.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

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by marcello on Apr 7, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Go look at CC Sabathia’s first start this year. :-( Fantasy team.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions