Open Gameday Thread II -- The Actual Game
by Grant on Apr 7, 2009 1:18 PM PDT
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Left early; screw class.
"Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time."
by Azantor on Apr 7, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thinking about doing the same for work. Its only a 25 minute drive home.
by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The camera pans the players on the baseline and Randy Johnson stands out like a Coastal Redwood in a Banzai Garden.
by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
2 threads before the game started?
Yeah, that sounds like us.
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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Three if you count the pre-game thread.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't know about you
but I’m looking forward the the first real season Tap Plastics commercial!
by WTF on Apr 7, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I miss my friend in the diamond business
by williams.rutherford on Apr 7, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Kragen Gland Slam Inning
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !
by nvsfg on Apr 7, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sometimes I wonder if this is really something to be proud of.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll say yes, just to make myself feel better.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol self-hating nerd.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So cliched
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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
346 comments before first pitch. Not bad.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
1000ish
i count this morning’s pre-game thread too
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on Apr 7, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just imagine if there's a rain delay!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THIRD
0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.
by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Meet the new thread, same as the old thread
by xanthan on Apr 7, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We are so
headed for a six-thread, 5,000-comment afternoon.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
By the sixth inning.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CHIGLOOS!
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Weather report -
cloud over Bernal Heights looks like it’s lifting…
what have i got myself into this time... http://damiansthirtyyearchallenge.blogspot.com/
by alea iacta est on Apr 7, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
here comes the sun...
doo doo doo doo.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's alright
0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.
by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's all right
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eh
Who loves the sun?
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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who cares that it makes plants grow?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not everyone.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is he wearing his beanie?
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok guys...
since I can’t listen to the game, i’m counting on some quality commenting here. Jokes about Rush, butt pee, and judy steffes are all encouraged, though.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 7, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Welcome to MCC Radio Channel 109
Broadcasting from the Bowels of the Intraweb
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
when we signed Barry Z
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the new MLB.tv player is the chronic
by thethrillisgone on Apr 7, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
?
0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.
by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chigloos are not allowed to smoke around here
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it is cool
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To recap:
Grant squees for Taylor Hicks (who can’t sing)
Rush should have sung Oh Canada
Zito has his hand in his pants
The game must be streaming somewhere, if only someone would say where
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wisconsin cheese = stereotype from the 60s
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why oh why
won’t someone post teh gods-damn internet streaming link.
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
excellent summary
Alright, fine, I admit it! "Hydration Technician" really DOES just mean "water boy!"
by giantfan5 on Apr 7, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
iz tha gme streeming somewher NE1?
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exclusive details you get only on the Blarg!
by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES!
next McCoven meetup – everyone has to wear snuggies.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And eat hot pockets.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We’ll look like some weird cult…not that we don’t already
by xanthan on Apr 7, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They could have the logo and angel quote on the back.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want to see sharksrog in a snuggy. Is that weird?
by xanthan on Apr 7, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
…yes.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got my suicide shoes
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man we would look like a cult. Oh, I see.
by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Soon to be adopting David B. Flemming
by Larson2042 on Apr 7, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There was a Snuggie party not that long ago in SF!
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I linked to the photos on sfgate. I assume that’s where this started.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
good to hear the computer is ready for those 60 degree SF nights
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 7, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what time is first pitch? I need to leave my office and go to the bar!
by AngelWillSaveUs on Apr 7, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Probably in less than 5 minutes.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BP = butt pee?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Am I the only person here who gets incredibly nervous (still excited) on opening day?
by agiantmistake on Apr 7, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
nope
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 7, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m extremely excited/nervous.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My hands are shaking
4 out of 5 doctors agree Rosterbation can cause blindness and delusions of grandeur.
by igotnothing on Apr 7, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no
do you feel not-so-fresh sometimes?
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nope
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ridiculously excited for baseball
ready to see Lewis light it up.
by sweetjuxtapose on Apr 7, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
don't remind us Flem
we know everyone started yesterday >: /
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on Apr 7, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
12 consecutive years and you always say the same thing on opening day
by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We’re on the right track! :D? :D?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Intense intro clip
0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.
by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
oh...
god. Rage for the intro? Really?
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
As the season starts, I’m processing an obituary for a guy named Harold Reynolds. He was 84 and from South Carolina, so maybe not the same guy.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did he die giving inappropriate hugs after a lunch?
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still could pick it at second.
But the senior center says he has a hugging problem
by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This intro clip
might be better that the Bonds in canada thing
0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.
by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sully!!
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Flem just said “an arousing ovation”.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i’m aroused
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It may have been. Lucky for us he’s on the radio, not TV.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s still learning his craft, and his body parts
by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suddenly feel like fighting authority and capitalistic abuse
by appearing on the MTV video awards.
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
represent Danville!
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sully with the giants uni
0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.
by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Made it........... I didn't think I would with the traffic....
Chips, dip, beer, lime, and tequila …I am ready for some baseball….
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully he can pilot the first pitch to the plate
by thethrillisgone on Apr 7, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It didn’t crash!
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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
shouldn’t they do the pre-game stuff BEFORE the game is suppose to start?
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Giants always seem to mess up the timing on pre-game ceremonies.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now that’s how you throw out a first pitch
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
better control as well.
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
John sounds a little under the weather....
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
thats why i wear a top hat and monocle
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why not just speak Spanish and be done with it?
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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
possibly tired, he has been flying all over the place
by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, he is definitely in the atmosphere.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sign him up....
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wtf?
fail
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
gold glove icon? like some kind of video game?
by chilibean_3 on Apr 7, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TIM LINCECUM IS THROWING MEANINGFUL PITCHES!!!!!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
the world is finally at peace again.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 7, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tim has a bracelet on that looks like something my mom might wear.
by xanthan on Apr 7, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have that bracelet
Jerk
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1st strike of season
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher].
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Timmy needs to pet Lazzie again.
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OH GOD THE SEASON IS OVER
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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
didn’t look low to me
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
“Rickie Weeks has as much power as anyone in this lineup.”
Uh, Prince Fielder? Ryan Braun?
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Chillax, Timmeh!
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Apr 7, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
in a Snuggy-wearing cult.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope this makes the yahoo comment page
by xanthan on Apr 7, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay time to reel him in
He’s made of porcelain, you know.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 7, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Alright! Baseball that actually exists!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YES WE GOT AN OUT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Brian Giles gamer special.
Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!
by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 7, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THATS IT FIRE SALE
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
seriously, that cock
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That looked comedic
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Renteria almost out for a month with that
by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Which would mean Frandsen gets to start!
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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which would mean Frandsen Uribe gets to start!
by scotterduder on Apr 7, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DON'T YOU TAKE THIS FROM ME
Burriss to short, and Frandsen starts at second.
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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BOCHY THINKS OTHERWISE!
…but I agree with you.
by scotterduder on Apr 7, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Way to impress, Renteria.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
actually a pretty good play until he got tripped
by thethrillisgone on Apr 7, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like Tim needs to calm down a bit.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FACEPALM
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Aim for his head.
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
xanthan would share a Snuggy with him, if you know what I mean.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
braun was just a tad late on the fastball
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like hearing Kuip say “Swing and a miss”
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swiiiiing andamiss
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on Apr 7, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me too.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, if Rowand gets enough at bats
should keep you going all season
what have i got myself into this time... http://damiansthirtyyearchallenge.blogspot.com/
by alea iacta est on Apr 7, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So does SFGuy
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that is quite the mullet
timmy
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
nah
it’s not anywhere close to short on top
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s silky and pretty.
Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!
by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 7, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lince went with the Surplus Barry Bonds uniform for Opening Day
by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
might have been Livan’s leftovers
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
“Lincecum does not take kindly to guys yanking him”
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tim, calm down DDDD:
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
With breasts like that in the stands, how can he?
by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Deep breath Timmy, deep breath.
Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!
by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 7, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OK....
stop showing brewers HRs please.
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on Timmy!!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ANGRY TIMMY
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PLEASE SOMEONE TRANSFER CALM EYES FROM JETER TO LINCECUM
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jeter’s calm cuz he knows he’s the worst shortstop on the best team.
Lince has just about the opposite problem
by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DEREK JETER IS GREATEST BASEBALL HITTER FO ALL TIME.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why is Tim only throwing a 93mph fastball?
/concern troll
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OMGGGG
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Deposition question: “Did you drink before your depo today?”
Answer: “Yes, I had 2 beers.”
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
on the record
do you think my mustache tickles women when i kiss them?
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The answer is just a little. Just a little.
by chilibean_3 on Apr 7, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whenever it shows a closeup of Timmy ihelooks like he just ran a mile.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
. . . being chased by a bear.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grab some pine, meat.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD FIELDER
YESSSSSSS
96 MPH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
stfd Fielder
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on Apr 7, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes, K.... way to go Timmy...
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SIDDOWN PRINCE
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Apr 7, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
sexay
"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."
by i did my job on Apr 7, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
frozen on that changeup
0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.
by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
boom shakalaka
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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Got 'im
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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SIT
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
First k of season!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SIDDOWN PRINCE
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD!!!
I’m a little behind
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF happened to pitch f/x
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on Apr 7, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And a wild pitch. Argh.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MLB.TV stream is down
for fuck’s sake
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JJ Hardy? I thought we traded for that guy?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Timmy needs some velcro for his jersey – that thing will not stay tucked.
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by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 7, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn
that fastball was NASSSSTY
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TIM
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I HEART CHANGE UPS
take me now, TIm
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
c'mon Timmy!!
almost out of this one (knock wood)
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 7, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
stand up, you philistines!
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Apr 7, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Time for the Philistine National Anthem?
All in!
by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Philadelphia Philistines?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
how many pitches so far?
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TIM
FINISH HIM
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
finished
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on Apr 7, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FATALITY
"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."
by i did my job on Apr 7, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STOP HITTING FOULS
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
count runs to 3-2. D:
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD HARDY
YESSSSSSSSSSS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YEAH
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YEAH SIT THE FUCK DOWN HARDY
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Apr 7, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TIMMY!
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes, Timmy.... let's get some runs.... 2 k's
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YESSSS
Now we need a nice long bottom half of the inning so tim can settle down on the bench
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 7, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SIDDOWN JJ
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I've missed Tim Lincecum
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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now that he’s got the kinks worked out, Tim will dominate the rest of the game.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
kkinks
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The first half hinning that actually exists is over!!!!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OMG STOP POSTING SO FAST! MY SHITTY WORK COMPUTER CAN'T KEEP UP!
by Sigualicious on Apr 7, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lol this
my computer can keep up but i cant
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lets get some runz!!!!1
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BOOYAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Quick!!
time to run DINGERZZZ.exe Now…. do it now!
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 7, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can’t remember the last year Giants starting pitchers could be described as “efficient”.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and that is why I am not as bullish on the rotation as most. Starters need to go deep in game
by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GOOD THING WE DIDN’T TRADE CAIN FOR HARDY AND FIELDER, HUH!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What’s the over/under on Pablo getting an AB this inning?
by The Double Deuce on Apr 7, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
?
as in will he get 1 or 2? I say 4
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dont’ think that’s how O/U works.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
5 hitters!
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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hello,
I’m Tim LIncecum and I’d like to strike you out today
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is one of those times when “today” means “always”
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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not finding any comments on Yahoo. Anywhere. Oh well.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MMMMan...that's all kinda weird junk to get outta trouble
Arm Expectancy at this rate: Two months
by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sully applauding lightly
0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.
by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m strangely looking forward to this half of the inning
I was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 7, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Poo., Rents., and Lew
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So, Gambit is in the new Wolverine movie? Huh.
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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gambit...
does absolutely nothing other than have 1 meaningless fight scene.
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why are you trying to ruin everything?
by chilibean_3 on Apr 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AND DEADPOOL!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gambit is Riggins from Friday Night Lights!
by LinceCainGarnerSon on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let’s no get shutout. Expectations low.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2009 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If we had a real cleanup hitter, I might kind of like this lineup.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We’re so close and yet so far.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol suppan on opening day
"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."
by i did my job on Apr 7, 2009 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
glad to hear the “he’s a bum” chant so early in the season
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who’s the “He’s a bum” chant for? Weeks?
by williams.rutherford on Apr 7, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s always for the left fielder.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have randy in my other league
GOOO RANDY!!!
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Also, just poured myself a Murphy’s stout, ahhh.
by xanthan on Apr 7, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yum, I am stuck with Bud with lime
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
baseball! actual baseball!
sorry I’m late
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
by wjackalope on Apr 7, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Go Rents...get on base...
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RENTERIA HIT
BEST SIGNING EVER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
+109
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FAIL
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A HIT!
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
by wjackalope on Apr 7, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
way to go edgar!
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 7, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A hit for Edgar!
Neat.
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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
gtfo amy G
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Amy G. still looks vapid and confused.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
She talks like Mr. Ed.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Hey guys"
What happened to Amy G’s hair? Good lord…
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by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHOO TOTALLY WORTH THE CASH!!!!
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not on camera
We’ll keep you updated.
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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Amy G
bring those goofy gopher teeth over here
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Amy G fail
"Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time."
by Azantor on Apr 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
First Amy G sigting of the regular season. EHHH
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
whenever you say that this year
you should always have that question mark there.
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i just devoured a gordo burrito
Too full :( But giants+gordo=heaven
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
by wjackalope on Apr 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TWSS?
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOO
Amy G is on my computer!
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FRED LEWIS!!!!
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Amy G presents: shit you already knew
"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."
by i did my job on Apr 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but we know everything here
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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, Giants are up there hacking.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.
by marcello on Apr 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This could become a theme.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s like saying “So, birds are out there flying.”
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, well, with this their starting rotation, I hear the birds
are all about perching this year
what have i got myself into this time... http://damiansthirtyyearchallenge.blogspot.com/
by alea iacta est on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Giants build from within
kenshin can’t keep a straight face.
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Go young BLB!
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OKay…that single proves the Renteria signing was worth every dime
by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DAMMN YOU FRED LEWIS WHY DID YOU TAKE A PITCH DONT YOU KNOW YOU ARE POWER HITTER NOW?
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Stop being so selfish you asshole!
Don’t you like baseball???
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMG I KNOW RITE???
0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.
by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Renteria-on pace to bat 1.000 for the year
Thing A
by sam23 on Apr 7, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ishikawa is on pace to not get a single AB this year.
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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Renteria kind of looked like Durham upon getting back to first base there…
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good AB so far, Freddy! Now send one to a watery grave!
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pitches to contact equivalent of
..yeah, but she really works out alot.
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FAST FRED!!!
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Simulation of Today's Game
Sorry I didn’t get this posted before the game started, but I had my simulator run 10k games of today’s MIL/SF game. Sportsbook dot com has the game at
MIL +153
SF – 163 (which is 61.24% win probability, taking out the juice)
Over/Under: 7o -130
Simulator has
SF win probability at 67.13% and total runs at 8.13
Simulator likes the Giants more than Vegas and also looks for a higher scoring game.
vr, Xei
by Xeifrank on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m too psyched to heap abuse on you today.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Protip:
no one gives a shit
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Watch out for the Changeup! That’s his Out Pitch!
by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SPEED FTW!
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
by wjackalope on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Speed!
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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay for all-safe!
Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!
by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL Hardy.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FRED!!!!!!
That was a great AB.
LOL HARDY.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lewis with the speed!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
3 Spot → POWER
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.
by marcello on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wow, even faster than I thought, he beat that easily
Thing A
by sam23 on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SMALL BALL FTW
"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."
by i did my job on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
POWER + AGGRESSION = FRED LEWIS
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Speed and more speed.... Come on Money...
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just got back from working the beginning of team workout day at the Columbus Clippers.
Matt Herges says hello. A really cool guy.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Apr 7, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
*points to the sky*
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Herges = Lousy Roid User
(meaning: didn’t take enough)
by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SPEED
0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.
by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
let’s give timmy an early lead
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i am convinced
that if we can get to pablo’s spot in the order this will be a good inning
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 7, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
start the runners...
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
by wjackalope on Apr 7, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FLEWWWWWW
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ugggh
I had almost forgotten Bengie Molina is our cleanup hitter
Thing A
by sam23 on Apr 7, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
After today,
mi hijo will be there
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck you Hart.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.
by marcello on Apr 7, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hacking at slop
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
by wjackalope on Apr 7, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Send the runners Boch!
No DP no DP no DP………
by Angry Dwarf on Apr 7, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
nice catch by hart
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Apr 7, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Aaaaaaand we’re back to hacking at slop.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Aww
I was hoping for it to drop
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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That whole sequence sucked
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
get it done, pablo
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Money sucks...
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
gosh darn hart
0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.
by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is going to be the game where half of us are on a 35-second delay following on the interwebs.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yup
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OBPABLO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HERE WE GO PAN-DA, HERE WE GO
CLAP CLAP
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PABLO!
1.000 OBP!
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BOOO SUPPAN
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pablo still looked like he thought about swinging at that.
by Scottsdale on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lol
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
damnit, I wanted to see Pablo hit. Not get hit
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The baseball gods apologize for the misunderstanding.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Baggy shirt FTW
Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!
by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
“baggy”
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
by kennv on Apr 7, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HBP. Barely.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hbp
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All right Pabs, take one for the team....
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sandoval’s uniform is baggy because his body is too.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.
by marcello on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he's learning to take walks!
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
by wjackalope on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
COME ON ISHI THE KILLER!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Taking one for the team!
What a sacrifice, Pablo’s uniform.
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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ishi
show us bowkermania has nothing on you
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ishy, be the man
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF SUPPAN!!! *CHARGES MOUND*
STAY AWAY!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bases FOG.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Does Jon still say that?
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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know if he did this time.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
me gusta
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They found a pitch he won’t swing at!
Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
R U SCARE?
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 7, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BUT YESSSSSSSSSSS ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!
by The Double Deuce on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
just a hit...
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on, Travis. Put it in the cove.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Apr 7, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Get wet
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oooo he wanted that one out
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TAGGED
Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!
by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ISHIKAWA!!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ishiiiii!!!!
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ISHIKAWA!!!!!
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HELL YES TRAVIS!!
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GIGANTES!
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SUCK IT ISHIKAWA HATERS
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ishi!!!!
Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie
by Gamer101 on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THREE RUN TRIPLE!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
IHIII!!!
Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
sad failure…
Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ISHIKAWA
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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ERJFASDKHSLKHFH@
WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ishikawow!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes, yes, yes......
Ishy is my man….
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that was definitely his HR call
what have i got myself into this time... http://damiansthirtyyearchallenge.blogspot.com/
by alea iacta est on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah
I was sure that was out from the call
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ISHIKAWA!!!!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RUNZ!!
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YEAH!!!!!!!!
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ISHI THE LAST OF HIS TRIBE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cain’s not pitching, that’s why.
by The Double Deuce on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s muttering in the dugout, motherFUCKERS."
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.
by marcello on Apr 7, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like travis.
he gets me out of my seat on opening day.
by agiantmistake on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SHIT YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my computer just exploded with comments!!!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought the triple comment was a joke
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ISH!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES!
I was just going to ask for this
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH YES
0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.
by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GOD DAMN that was close
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YES!!!!!!!!! ISHIKAWA!!!!!!!!!! GO AWAY IF YOU THINK HE SHOULDNT BE THE FIRST BASEMAN!!!!!
Homegrown FTW! :D
by Hobbes2d on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ON PACE TO DRIVE IN 3,000 RUNS THIS YEAR
Thing A
by sam23 on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I will be eating 1 M & M for every run they score today
I plan to eat the whole bag
by LinceCainGarnerSon on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TI hits a 3 run triple
Remains sexy while doing so.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL GAMER
ROWAND STILL SUCKS.
BUT I’M PUMPED.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Was I the only one wondering if Pablo could score from first? Or were you all worried about Molina scoring from second?
by txgiant on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Molina wasn’t on base.
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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pablo is much faster than he looks.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had no doubts
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those bases took a beating with Molina and Sandoval rounding them.
by sabeanhata on Apr 7, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
rowand
still sucks
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
by wjackalope on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH!
Travis Ishikawa – on pace for a 1.000 BA and 3.000 sluggging!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
is it too early to say?
Aaron Rowand… Gamerrific!
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i like the announcers
kruk and kuip use the word “try” with Rowand a lot
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Way to go, Scott
We’re all proud of you.
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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Aaron Rowand, hittin’ turdballs, gettin’ respect.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rowand :(
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Way to go Row.... hard hit to the 2B....
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ishi vs. Rowand: compare and contrast.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m quite pleased with the first inning of 09
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes, I’ll toast to this inning.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Apr 7, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hear, hear.
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Understatement
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !
by nvsfg on Apr 7, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THAT WAS THE GREATEST HIT THAT WAS EVER HIT
This is Howry do it!
by CB30 on Apr 7, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
rec’
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Apr 7, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TRAVIS
FIRST BASEMAN POWER ISHIKAWA BEST OFFENSE IN HISTORY
okay enough yelling – Rowand provides the great equalizer.
There are two ways to argue with a woman, and neither of them work. --Carlos Boozer
by samlet on Apr 7, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ISHI's line for the season
1.000/1.000/3.000 Barry who?
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BANNED
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grand slam anywhere else?
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Apr 7, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yes
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 7, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear Aaron Rowand
I can strike out for $59M yes. Call me.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Apr 7, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Got here just in time for a TI/RBI
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !
by nvsfg on Apr 7, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
....then rowand comes up
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The yahoo game tracker is doing an adequate job.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Apr 7, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really? It’s been pretty good for me.
by chilibean_3 on Apr 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's good to be back.
I have my Taco Bell Chicken Taquitos and nacho cheese, the game on TV (instead of being stuck in Virginia with MLB Gameday), and Travis Ishikawa to get me shouting. Who cares that it’s raining.
Everything else in the world may be about to fall down around our ears, but there is baseball on the radio, so I am happy.
by KyrieEleison on Apr 7, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay Timmy, there is your lead.... do it now.
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
/Matt Cain envies
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Cain asks what are those crooked symbols on the scoreboard ?
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !
by nvsfg on Apr 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/copies to clipboard for frequent use
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One inning into 2009 and Ishi has passed Rowand on the batting depth chart
by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eek.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yep...
he’s a Giant
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
crap...
another walk to start the inning
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 7, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Calm down, Tim.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.
by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Question
should I do the K pics or does someone else want to?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Go for it
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.
by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well
at least he didn’t waste any pitches on strikes
by BigO on Apr 7, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Timmeh is up in the zone… no good can come of this
by thethrillisgone on Apr 7, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DFA
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Apr 7, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LEADOFF WALKS ARE NOT GOOD FOR YOUR CAREER.
by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh, Tim could stop walking everyone soon.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Settle down [giants pitcher]
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Meanwhile, down in Fresno
Bowker just asked to be traded out of the organization
by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No, Bowwow...
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
seriously?
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 7, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Other teams: “no thanks.”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know Bowkermania is a joke now, but that would still make me a little sad.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we can trade him to the Bears.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jon Miller, I think you just made the call of the season.
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Apr 7, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What was it?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ghostbusters
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was just this big, booming “And they ALL SCORE!”
/sniffle
I love Jon Miller.
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Apr 7, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on Tim.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
man...
that changeup is ungodly.
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
His change does look even better than last year. I excite!
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.
by marcello on Apr 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ESPN
really needs a new pitch-tracker. Apparently all four of Tim’s pitches to Cameron were “strikes”
There are two ways to argue with a woman, and neither of them work. --Carlos Boozer
by samlet on Apr 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
we play bizzarro
baseball in SF
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STFD HALL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
nice curve!!!
SIT DOWN.
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"how great was it to see the chronicle box scores this morning?"
Enjoy it while you can, fellas.
"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."
by i did my job on Apr 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KKK
0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.
by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
not cool
"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."
by i did my job on Apr 7, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Miller: “Hall got a great jump, steals it easily. And Hall out on strikes.”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Drunk Scott Hall.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Back in his early days in the AWA, he was Gay Porn Looking Scott Hall.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Timmy, I love you, but cut your hair. Your hair is about as long and flippy as my sister’s.
Everything else in the world may be about to fall down around our ears, but there is baseball on the radio, so I am happy.
by KyrieEleison on Apr 7, 2009 1:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
false
"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."
by i did my job on Apr 7, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he’s tired of being confused with the bat BOY.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is there some sort of 80s retro look going on with the Giants pitching staff? Wilson’s rat tail is awful.
by sabeanhata on Apr 7, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wilson's what now?
are you serious?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on Apr 7, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
