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Open Gameday Thread II -- The Actual Game

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Milwaukee Brewers @ San Francisco Giants

04/07/09 1:25 PM PDT

Milwaukee Brewers San Francisco Giants
Rickie Weeks - 2B Randy Winn - RF
Corey Hart - RF Edgar Renteria - SS
Ryan Braun - LF Fred Lewis - LF
Prince Fielder - 1B Bengie Molina - C
J.J. Hardy - SS Pablo Sandoval - 3B
Mike Cameron - CF Travis Ishikawa - 1B
Bill Hall - 3B Aaron Rowand - CF
Jason Kendall - C Emmanuel Burriss - 2B
Jeff Suppan - P Tim Lincecum - P

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I am so ready for this shit

first?

Fairley odd parent to Wendell
converting tools into skills since 2008...

by WTF on Apr 7, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

me too, can’t wait to get outta class

by Unitard on Apr 7, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Left early; screw class.

"Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time."

by Azantor on Apr 7, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thinking about doing the same for work. Its only a 25 minute drive home.

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

The camera pans the players on the baseline and Randy Johnson stands out like a Coastal Redwood in a Banzai Garden.

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

2 threads before the game started?

Yeah, that sounds like us.

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Three if you count the pre-game thread.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't know about you

but I’m looking forward the the first real season Tap Plastics commercial!

Fairley odd parent to Wendell
converting tools into skills since 2008...

by WTF on Apr 7, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fry's

Stupid is as Ruben Rivera does...

by bkrhater on Apr 7, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss my friend in the diamond business

by williams.rutherford on Apr 7, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Kragen Gland Slam Inning

"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige

My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !

by nvsfg on Apr 7, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes I wonder if this is really something to be proud of.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll say yes, just to make myself feel better.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol self-hating nerd.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

A horde is a beautiful thing

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

346 comments before first pitch. Not bad.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

1000ish

i count this morning’s pre-game thread too

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 7, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just imagine if there's a rain delay!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIRD

0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Meet the new thread, same as the old thread

Bay City Ball | Beyond the Box Score

by xanthan on Apr 7, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

We are so

headed for a six-thread, 5,000-comment afternoon.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

By the sixth inning.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHIGLOOS!

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weather report -

cloud over Bernal Heights looks like it’s lifting…

what have i got myself into this time... http://damiansthirtyyearchallenge.blogspot.com/

by alea iacta est on Apr 7, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

here comes the sun...

doo doo doo doo.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's alright

0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's all right

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh

Who loves the sun?

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who cares that it makes plants grow?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not everyone.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he wearing his beanie?

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok guys...

since I can’t listen to the game, i’m counting on some quality commenting here. Jokes about Rush, butt pee, and judy steffes are all encouraged, though.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Apr 7, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Welcome to MCC Radio Channel 109

Broadcasting from the Bowels of the Intraweb

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

when we signed Barry Z

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

the new MLB.tv player is the chronic

by thethrillisgone on Apr 7, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

?

0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s smoke it and build a chigloo.

Bay City Ball | Beyond the Box Score

by xanthan on Apr 7, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chigloos are not allowed to smoke around here

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

dispute

my bum knee is the chronic

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is cool

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

To recap:

Grant squees for Taylor Hicks (who can’t sing)
Rush should have sung Oh Canada
Zito has his hand in his pants
The game must be streaming somewhere, if only someone would say where

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Wisconsin cheese = stereotype from the 60s

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why oh why

won’t someone post teh gods-damn internet streaming link.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

excellent summary

Alright, fine, I admit it! "Hydration Technician" really DOES just mean "water boy!"

by giantfan5 on Apr 7, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

iz tha gme streeming somewher NE1?

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exclusive details you get only on the Blarg!

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, got my snuggy on, let’s do this..

Bay City Ball | Beyond the Box Score

by xanthan on Apr 7, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

next McCoven meetup – everyone has to wear snuggies.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

And eat hot pockets.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll look like some weird cult…not that we don’t already

Bay City Ball | Beyond the Box Score

by xanthan on Apr 7, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

They could have the logo and angel quote on the back.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to see sharksrog in a snuggy. Is that weird?

Bay City Ball | Beyond the Box Score

by xanthan on Apr 7, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

…yes.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got my suicide shoes

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAVE

to color coordinate though. Non-color coordinated snuggies= major fashion mistake.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man we would look like a cult. Oh, I see.

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just don’t drive in it!

Soon to be adopting David B. Flemming

by Larson2042 on Apr 7, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a Snuggie party not that long ago in SF!

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I linked to the photos on sfgate. I assume that’s where this started.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

what time is first pitch? I need to leave my office and go to the bar!

by AngelWillSaveUs on Apr 7, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably in less than 5 minutes.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am I the only person here who gets incredibly nervous (still excited) on opening day?

by agiantmistake on Apr 7, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

nope

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 7, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m extremely excited/nervous.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

My hands are shaking

4 out of 5 doctors agree Rosterbation can cause blindness and delusions of grandeur.

by igotnothing on Apr 7, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

 do you feel not-so-fresh sometimes?

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't remind us Flem

we know everyone started yesterday >: /

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 7, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

12 consecutive years and you always say the same thing on opening day

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re on the right track! :D? :D?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Intense intro clip

0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

oh...

god. Rage for the intro? Really?

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

As the season starts, I’m processing an obituary for a guy named Harold Reynolds. He was 84 and from South Carolina, so maybe not the same guy.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Did he die giving inappropriate hugs after a lunch?

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still could pick it at second.

But the senior center says he has a hugging problem

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

This intro clip

might be better that the Bonds in canada thing

0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Sully!!

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Flem just said “an arousing ovation”.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

i’m aroused

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It may have been. Lucky for us he’s on the radio, not TV.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s still learning his craft, and his body parts

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suddenly feel like fighting authority and capitalistic abuse

by appearing on the MTV video awards.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Sully with the giants uni

0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Made it........... I didn't think I would with the traffic....

Chips, dip, beer, lime, and tequila …I am ready for some baseball….

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Sully is a badass name. Just sayin’

Bay City Ball | Beyond the Box Score

by xanthan on Apr 7, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully he can pilot the first pitch to the plate

by thethrillisgone on Apr 7, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

It didn’t crash!

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

shouldn’t they do the pre-game stuff BEFORE the game is suppose to start?

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants always seem to mess up the timing on pre-game ceremonies.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that’s how you throw out a first pitch

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

arent we all under the weather?

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats why i wear a top hat and monocle

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not just speak Spanish and be done with it?

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

then be better, poor person

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

possibly tired, he has been flying all over the place

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, he is definitely in the atmosphere.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

sign him up....

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Rowand with the gold glove icon

Bay City Ball | Beyond the Box Score

by xanthan on Apr 7, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf?

fail

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

gold glove icon? like some kind of video game?

by chilibean_3 on Apr 7, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM LINCECUM IS THROWING MEANINGFUL PITCHES!!!!!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

1st strike of season

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher].

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

OH GOD THE SEASON IS OVER

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

didn’t look low to me

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

“Rickie Weeks has as much power as anyone in this lineup.”

Uh, Prince Fielder? Ryan Braun?

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Chillax, Timmeh!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 7, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

omg

trade lincecum for rios

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

where would we be without baseball

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

in a Snuggy-wearing cult.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

sharksrog just came all over his snuggy

Bay City Ball | Beyond the Box Score

by xanthan on Apr 7, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope this makes the yahoo comment page

Bay City Ball | Beyond the Box Score

by xanthan on Apr 7, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

too much

0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay time to reel him in

He’s made of porcelain, you know.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Apr 7, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright! Baseball that actually exists!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

There goes the perfect season

by Scottsdale on Apr 7, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

YES WE GOT AN OUT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Rickie Weeks is an asshole.

by The Double Deuce on Apr 7, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Giles gamer special.

Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!

by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 7, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

THATS IT FIRE SALE

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Weeks!

Fairley odd parent to Wendell
converting tools into skills since 2008...

by WTF on Apr 7, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously, that cock

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That looked comedic

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria almost out for a month with that

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Which would mean Frandsen gets to start!

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which would mean Frandsen Uribe gets to start!

by scotterduder on Apr 7, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON'T YOU TAKE THIS FROM ME

Burriss to short, and Frandsen starts at second.

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOCHY THINKS OTHERWISE!

…but I agree with you.

by scotterduder on Apr 7, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to impress, Renteria.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

actually a pretty good play until he got tripped

by thethrillisgone on Apr 7, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

DP time....

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Weeks chin music is in the mail

by thethrillisgone on Apr 7, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds like Tim needs to calm down a bit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

FACEPALM

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Aim for his head.

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

xanthan would share a Snuggy with him, if you know what I mean.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

braun was just a tad late on the fastball

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I like hearing Kuip say “Swing and a miss”

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

swiiiiing andamiss

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 7, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, if Rowand gets enough at bats

should keep you going all season

what have i got myself into this time... http://damiansthirtyyearchallenge.blogspot.com/

by alea iacta est on Apr 7, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

So does SFGuy

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

it’s not anywhere close to short on top

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s silky and pretty.

Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!

by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 7, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lince went with the Surplus Barry Bonds uniform for Opening Day

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

might have been Livan’s leftovers

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

“Lincecum does not take kindly to guys yanking him”

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim, calm down DDDD:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

With breasts like that in the stands, how can he?

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

HBP

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by WTF on Apr 7, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Deep breath Timmy, deep breath.

Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!

by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 7, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

OK....

stop showing brewers HRs please.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Timmy!!

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

ANGRY TIMMY

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PLEASE SOMEONE TRANSFER CALM EYES FROM JETER TO LINCECUM

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeter’s calm cuz he knows he’s the worst shortstop on the best team.

Lince has just about the opposite problem

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DEREK JETER IS GREATEST BASEBALL HITTER FO ALL TIME.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

finally....

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy with the opening day jitters.

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by WTF on Apr 7, 2009 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is Tim only throwing a 93mph fastball?

/concern troll

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by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

OMGGGG

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Deposition question: “Did you drink before your depo today?”
Answer: “Yes, I had 2 beers.”

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

on the record

do you think my mustache tickles women when i kiss them?

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you???

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The answer is just a little. Just a little.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 7, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only slightly, only slightly.

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whenever it shows a closeup of Timmy ihelooks like he just ran a mile.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

. . . being chased by a bear.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grab some pine, meat.

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by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD FIELDER

YESSSSSSS

96 MPH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

stfd Fielder

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 7, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

SIDDOWN PRINCE

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 7, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

sexay

"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."

by i did my job on Apr 7, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

frozen on that changeup

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by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

boom shakalaka

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Got 'im

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SIT

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

First k of season!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

K

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by WTF on Apr 7, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

SIDDOWN PRINCE

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

FIRST K OF THE SEASON

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!

I’m a little behind

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF happened to pitch f/x

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by Viliphied on Apr 7, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

And a wild pitch. Argh.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Where’s the Johnsonville K?

by thethrillisgone on Apr 7, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Is someone covering for Natto today?

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converting tools into skills since 2008...

by WTF on Apr 7, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

MLB.TV stream is down

for fuck’s sake

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

JJ Hardy? I thought we traded for that guy?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy needs some velcro for his jersey – that thing will not stay tucked.

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by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 7, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

that fastball was NASSSSTY

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I HEART CHANGE UPS

take me now, TIm

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

c'mon Timmy!!

almost out of this one (knock wood)

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by Smoke on the Water on Apr 7, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

stand up, you philistines!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 7, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for the Philistine National Anthem?

All in!

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

how many pitches so far?

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

109

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

138

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by WTF on Apr 7, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too many! Take him out!

by chilibean_3 on Apr 7, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM

FINISH HIM

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

finished

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 7, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

FATALITY

"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."

by i did my job on Apr 7, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP HITTING FOULS

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

count runs to 3-2. D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD HARDY

YESSSSSSSSSSS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH SIT THE FUCK DOWN HARDY

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 7, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMY!

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by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSS

Now we need a nice long bottom half of the inning so tim can settle down on the bench

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by Smoke on the Water on Apr 7, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

SIDDOWN JJ

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LinceKKum

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by WTF on Apr 7, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I've missed Tim Lincecum

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Now that he’s got the kinks worked out, Tim will dominate the rest of the game.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

kkinks

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first half hinning that actually exists is over!!!!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

lets get some runz!!!!1

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

que?

what are these runs you speak of? Is that what cleanup hitter Bengie Molina produces?

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOYAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Quick!!

time to run DINGERZZZ.exe Now…. do it now!

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Apr 7, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

flash the HR sign, Flanny

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

No runs but plenty of pitches

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t remember the last year Giants starting pitchers could be described as “efficient”.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

and that is why I am not as bullish on the rotation as most. Starters need to go deep in game

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOOD THING WE DIDN’T TRADE CAIN FOR HARDY AND FIELDER, HUH!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s the over/under on Pablo getting an AB this inning?

by The Double Deuce on Apr 7, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

?

as in will he get 1 or 2? I say 4

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont’ think that’s how O/U works.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 hitters!

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Hello,

I’m Tim LIncecum and I’d like to strike you out today

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

This is one of those times when “today” means “always”

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I’m not finding any comments on Yahoo. Anywhere. Oh well.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Sully applauding lightly

0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m strangely looking forward to this half of the inning

I was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 7, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

So, Gambit is in the new Wolverine movie? Huh.

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Gambit...

does absolutely nothing other than have 1 meaningless fight scene.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are you trying to ruin everything?

by chilibean_3 on Apr 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND DEADPOOL!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

ryan reynolds is pretty amazing.

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gambit is Riggins from Friday Night Lights!

by LinceCainGarnerSon on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s no get shutout. Expectations low.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2009 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

If we had a real cleanup hitter, I might kind of like this lineup.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re so close and yet so far.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol suppan on opening day

"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."

by i did my job on Apr 7, 2009 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

glad to hear the “he’s a bum” chant so early in the season

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

who...

swings and misses?

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s the “He’s a bum” chant for? Weeks?

by williams.rutherford on Apr 7, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s always for the left fielder.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have randy in my other league

GOOO RANDY!!!

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, just poured myself a Murphy’s stout, ahhh.

Bay City Ball | Beyond the Box Score

by xanthan on Apr 7, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

baseball! actual baseball!

sorry I’m late

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Apr 7, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

this makes me feel warm and fuzzy

by Scottsdale on Apr 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

RENTERIA HIT

BEST SIGNING EVER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

+109

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAIL

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

way to go edgar!

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by Smoke on the Water on Apr 7, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

A hit for Edgar!

Neat.

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gtfo amy G

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Amy G. still looks vapid and confused.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

She talks like Mr. Ed.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Hey guys"

What happened to Amy G’s hair? Good lord…

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by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOO TOTALLY WORTH THE CASH!!!!

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

She’s back!

And still annoying and useless!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

What about her rack?

by chilibean_3 on Apr 7, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not on camera

We’ll keep you updated.

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Amy G

bring those goofy gopher teeth over here

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Amy G fail

"Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time."

by Azantor on Apr 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

First Amy G sigting of the regular season. EHHH

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent sparks the offense?

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

whenever you say that this year

you should always have that question mark there.

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just devoured a gordo burrito

Too full :( But giants+gordo=heaven

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by wjackalope on Apr 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS?

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NOOOOOO

Amy G is on my computer!

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

FRED LEWIS!!!!

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Amy G presents: shit you already knew

"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."

by i did my job on Apr 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, but we know everything here

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, Giants are up there hacking.

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by marcello on Apr 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

This could become a theme.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Make them pitch more!

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s like saying “So, birds are out there flying.”

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, well, with this their starting rotation, I hear the birds

are all about perching this year

what have i got myself into this time... http://damiansthirtyyearchallenge.blogspot.com/

by alea iacta est on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants build from within

kenshin can’t keep a straight face.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Go young BLB!

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

OKay…that single proves the Renteria signing was worth every dime

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMN YOU FRED LEWIS WHY DID YOU TAKE A PITCH DONT YOU KNOW YOU ARE POWER HITTER NOW?

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop being so selfish you asshole!

Don’t you like baseball???

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OMG I KNOW RITE???

0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

BHH...

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria-on pace to bat 1.000 for the year

Thing A

by sam23 on Apr 7, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishikawa is on pace to not get a single AB this year.

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria kind of looked like Durham upon getting back to first base there…

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Good AB so far, Freddy! Now send one to a watery grave!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitches to contact equivalent of

..yeah, but she really works out alot.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

FAST FRED!!!

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Simulation of Today's Game

Sorry I didn’t get this posted before the game started, but I had my simulator run 10k games of today’s MIL/SF game. Sportsbook dot com has the game at

MIL +153
SF – 163 (which is 61.24% win probability, taking out the juice)
Over/Under: 7o -130

Simulator has
SF win probability at 67.13% and total runs at 8.13

Simulator likes the Giants more than Vegas and also looks for a higher scoring game.

vr, Xei

by Xeifrank on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m too psyched to heap abuse on you today.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Protip:

no one gives a shit

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch out for the Changeup! That’s his Out Pitch!

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Speed!

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay for all-safe!

Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!

by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Hardy.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

FRED!!!!!!

That was a great AB.

LOL HARDY.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Lewis with the speed!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

3 Spot → POWER

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

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by marcello on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Fast Fred!

Fairley odd parent to Wendell
converting tools into skills since 2008...

by WTF on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, even faster than I thought, he beat that easily

Thing A

by sam23 on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

SMALL BALL FTW

"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."

by i did my job on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

POWER + AGGRESSION = FRED LEWIS

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got back from working the beginning of team workout day at the Columbus Clippers.

Matt Herges says hello. A really cool guy.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Apr 7, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

*points to the sky*

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Herges = Lousy Roid User

(meaning: didn’t take enough)

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

SPEED

0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

let’s give timmy an early lead

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

i am convinced

that if we can get to pablo’s spot in the order this will be a good inning

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Apr 7, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

this

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

FLEWWWWWW

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Outrun by an Bunion

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

In play – no out(s)

by chilibean_3 on Apr 7, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

ugggh

I had almost forgotten Bengie Molina is our cleanup hitter

Thing A

by sam23 on Apr 7, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

After today,

mi hijo will be there

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck you Hart.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.

by marcello on Apr 7, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

nice catch by hart

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 7, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaaaaaand we’re back to hacking at slop.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Aww

I was hoping for it to drop

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

That whole sequence sucked

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

get it done, pablo

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Money sucks...

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

gosh darn hart

0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

This is going to be the game where half of us are on a 35-second delay following on the interwebs.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

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Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBPABLO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

HERE WE GO PAN-DA, HERE WE GO

CLAP CLAP

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO!

1.000 OBP!

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOO SUPPAN

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo still looked like he thought about swinging at that.

by Scottsdale on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

damnit, I wanted to see Pablo hit. Not get hit

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

The baseball gods apologize for the misunderstanding.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggy shirt FTW

Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!

by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

“baggy”

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 7, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

HBP. Barely.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

hbp

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sandoval’s uniform is baggy because his body is too.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.

by marcello on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON ISHI THE KILLER!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Taking one for the team!

What a sacrifice, Pablo’s uniform.

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishi

show us bowkermania has nothing on you

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishy, be the man

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

he’ll swing at anything!

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF SUPPAN!!! *CHARGES MOUND*

STAY AWAY!

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Bases FOG.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Does Jon still say that?

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if he did this time.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

me gusta

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

They found a pitch he won’t swing at!

Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

R U SCARE?

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 7, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

just a hit...

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Travis. Put it in the cove.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 7, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Get wet

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooo he wanted that one out

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

TAGGED

Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!

by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

ISHIKAWA!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishiiiii!!!!

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

ISHIKAWA!!!!!

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

GIGANTES!

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT ISHIKAWA HATERS

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

ishi!!!!

Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie

by Gamer101 on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

THREE RUN TRIPLE!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

sad failure…

Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

ISHIKAWA

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

ERJFASDKHSLKHFH@

WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Fairley odd parent to Wendell
converting tools into skills since 2008...

by WTF on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishikawow!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, yes, yes......

Ishy is my man….

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

that was definitely his HR call

what have i got myself into this time... http://damiansthirtyyearchallenge.blogspot.com/

by alea iacta est on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

I was sure that was out from the call

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

ISHIKAWA!!!!

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNZ!!

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH!!!!!!!!

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

HEARTS!!!!!!!!!

Fairley odd parent to Wendell
converting tools into skills since 2008...

by WTF on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

ISHI THE LAST OF HIS TRIBE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s called run support!

by sabeanhata on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain’s not pitching, that’s why.

by The Double Deuce on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s muttering in the dugout, motherFUCKERS."

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.

by marcello on Apr 7, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like travis.

he gets me out of my seat on opening day.

by agiantmistake on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my computer just exploded with comments!!!

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought the triple comment was a joke

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

I was just going to ask for this

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH YES

0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMN that was close

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!! ISHIKAWA!!!!!!!!!! GO AWAY IF YOU THINK HE SHOULDNT BE THE FIRST BASEMAN!!!!!

Homegrown FTW! :D

by Hobbes2d on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

ON PACE TO DRIVE IN 3,000 RUNS THIS YEAR

Thing A

by sam23 on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I think you mean 4,374 runs

by Scottsdale on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally some power in the lineup!

Fairley odd parent to Wendell
converting tools into skills since 2008...

by WTF on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

TI hits a 3 run triple

Remains sexy while doing so.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GAMER

ROWAND STILL SUCKS.

BUT I’M PUMPED.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Was I the only one wondering if Pablo could score from first? Or were you all worried about Molina scoring from second?

by txgiant on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina wasn’t on base.

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo is much faster than he looks.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

not saying much

Thing A

by sam23 on Apr 7, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had no doubts

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those bases took a beating with Molina and Sandoval rounding them.

by sabeanhata on Apr 7, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

rowand

still sucks

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH!

Travis Ishikawa – on pace for a 1.000 BA and 3.000 sluggging!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet swing by Travis.

by wedge on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

is it too early to say?

Aaron Rowand… Gamerrific!

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

i like the announcers

kruk and kuip use the word “try” with Rowand a lot

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to go, Scott

We’re all proud of you.

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaron Rowand, hittin’ turdballs, gettin’ respect.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand :(

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishi vs. Rowand: compare and contrast.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m quite pleased with the first inning of 09

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

this

0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I’ll toast to this inning.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 7, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

hear, hear.

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Understatement

"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige

My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !

by nvsfg on Apr 7, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT WAS THE GREATEST HIT THAT WAS EVER HIT

This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 7, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

rec’

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 7, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

TRAVIS

FIRST BASEMAN POWER ISHIKAWA BEST OFFENSE IN HISTORY

okay enough yelling – Rowand provides the great equalizer.

There are two ways to argue with a woman, and neither of them work. --Carlos Boozer

by samlet on Apr 7, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

ISHI's line for the season

1.000/1.000/3.000 Barry who?

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

BANNED

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grand slam anywhere else?

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 7, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Apr 7, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Aaron Rowand

I can strike out for $59M yes. Call me.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 7, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Got here just in time for a TI/RBI

"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige

My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !

by nvsfg on Apr 7, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

....then rowand comes up

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

The yahoo game tracker is doing an adequate job.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Apr 7, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? It’s been pretty good for me.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's good to be back.

I have my Taco Bell Chicken Taquitos and nacho cheese, the game on TV (instead of being stuck in Virginia with MLB Gameday), and Travis Ishikawa to get me shouting. Who cares that it’s raining.

Everything else in the world may be about to fall down around our ears, but there is baseball on the radio, so I am happy.

by KyrieEleison on Apr 7, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

/Matt Cain envies

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain asks what are those crooked symbols on the scoreboard ?

"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige

My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !

by nvsfg on Apr 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

/copies to clipboard for frequent use

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

One inning into 2009 and Ishi has passed Rowand on the batting depth chart

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eek.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

yep...

he’s a Giant

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

crap...

another walk to start the inning

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Apr 7, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Calm down, Tim.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Question

should I do the K pics or does someone else want to?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Go for it

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

at least he didn’t waste any pitches on strikes

by BigO on Apr 7, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmeh is up in the zone… no good can come of this

by thethrillisgone on Apr 7, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

LEADOFF WALKS ARE NOT GOOD FOR YOUR CAREER.

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh, Tim could stop walking everyone soon.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Settle down [giants pitcher]

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Meanwhile, down in Fresno

Bowker just asked to be traded out of the organization

by Moggeee on Apr 7, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

No, Bowwow...

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 7, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously?

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Apr 7, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Other teams: “no thanks.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know Bowkermania is a joke now, but that would still make me a little sad.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

we can trade him to the Bears.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon Miller, I think you just made the call of the season.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Apr 7, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

What was it?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was just this big, booming “And they ALL SCORE!”

/sniffle

I love Jon Miller.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Apr 7, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Tim.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

man...

that changeup is ungodly.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously changeup ftw

This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

His change does look even better than last year. I excite!

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.

by marcello on Apr 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

ESPN

really needs a new pitch-tracker. Apparently all four of Tim’s pitches to Cameron were “strikes”

There are two ways to argue with a woman, and neither of them work. --Carlos Boozer

by samlet on Apr 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

we play bizzarro

baseball in SF

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD HALL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

nice curve!!!

SIT DOWN.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

"how great was it to see the chronicle box scores this morning?"

Enjoy it while you can, fellas.

"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."

by i did my job on Apr 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

KKK

0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

not cool

"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."

by i did my job on Apr 7, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miller: “Hall got a great jump, steals it easily. And Hall out on strikes.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Drunk Scott Hall.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there any other?

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back in his early days in the AWA, he was Gay Porn Looking Scott Hall.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy, I love you, but cut your hair. Your hair is about as long and flippy as my sister’s.

Everything else in the world may be about to fall down around our ears, but there is baseball on the radio, so I am happy.

by KyrieEleison on Apr 7, 2009 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

but...

does your sister have the glorious black luster?

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

false

"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."

by i did my job on Apr 7, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s tired of being confused with the bat BOY.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there some sort of 80s retro look going on with the Giants pitching staff? Wilson’s rat tail is awful.

by sabeanhata on Apr 7, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson's what now?

are you serious?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 7, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s pretty.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deep thoughts

Jason Kendall used to be good.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Is the facial hair on Kendalls gameday pic real? looks drawn in.

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

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