Open Gameday Thread, 4/7
Milwaukee Brewers at San Francisco Giants, Apr 7, 2009 1:25 PM PDT
Thank goodness for that.
And check out the fancy new game page by clicking the "Milwaukee Brewers @ San Francisco Giants"-link up there. Very cool.
Not cool: This game probably isn't going to start for a couple of hours, and that's if it starts at all. Grrgh.
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First of the season!
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 12:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dammit!
You probably know it as MYANMAR, but it will always be BURMA to me!
by NuschlerFace on Apr 7, 2009 12:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cool
If this thread fills up, will the sbnation link be updated to thread II?
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 7, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think it looks like only if Grant posts it. Check this out maybe.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
5th of the SEASON!!!
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 12:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully...
we can have Lincecum warm up, sit down for 2 hours, warm up, throw 1 inning, sit down for 2 hours and warm up again. That was fun last year.
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 12:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey
it seemed to work for the year
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like your thinking!
You, sir, have just created a revolution in pitching affairs.
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was at that game
I was sick for a week straight. Drinking everyone else’s beer during the rain probably didn’t help.
by drunkgiant on Apr 7, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Online stream?
Anyone now where I could watch this online?
by lincecumania on Apr 7, 2009 12:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
mlb.tv?
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you mean other than
mlb.tv?
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this isn’t working for me, is it working for anyone else?
by michmwong on Apr 7, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
did you download the TVants program?
google TVants and download it.
If you already have TVants then it will work once the game starts
by cloudydays on Apr 7, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOT BARRY ZITO IS PITCHING YAY
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 12:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you look a little sick.
you should stay home.
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because the world needs ditch-diggers too!
Patron saint of pesky hitters.
by younghutch on Apr 7, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because you are a responsible, hard-working member of society.
/puts on Lincecum jersey and walks out of class
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK....
here’s my goal. I want Grant to have to open a new thread before the game even starts.
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
With a potential delay, that shouldn’t be a problem!
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BASEBALL!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bochy + weather issues + Lincecum + Bochy (again) = Recipe for disaster.
Patron saint of pesky hitters.
by younghutch on Apr 7, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m actually excited to see greg papa, this is crazy
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2009 12:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gameday!
Woooooo
Alright, fine, I admit it! "Hydration Technician" really DOES just mean "water boy!"
by giantfan5 on Apr 7, 2009 12:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bochy makes me sleepy angry
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That game page is pretty cool
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 12:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If I remember correctly, there’s supposed to be a real-time box score in it when the game starts.
Also if I remember correctly: the Yahoo! scoreboard page will have running feeds of GameThread comments. Yeah, that will last about two innings, until the first “Fuck Velez in his locust face!” hits the Yahoo! feed.
by Grant on Apr 7, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If it takes two innings I will be amazed.
by out machine on Apr 7, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck velez in his locust face!
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
poor, poor yahoo
they know not of what they’ve unleashed
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was so baseball starved that I actually watched the A’s game last night.
Well, part of it, at least.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 12:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Guilty as well
4 out of 5 doctors agree Rosterbation can cause blindness and delusions of grandeur.
by igotnothing on Apr 7, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I watched bits and pieces of like 5 games yesterday. It was awesome.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I watched part of the Braves-Phillies game the other night.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bip Roberts is complaining about a Giants outfielder not hitting the cut-off man
And yet somehow it’s not Scott Rowand.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 12:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And Greg Papa just hated on Cain. :(
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GRANT BRISBEE YOUR BOY NEEDS HIS MOUTH WASHED OUT WITH SOAP
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by igotnothing on Apr 7, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
I was just going to mention that. Another reason why I don’t like Greg Papa.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Greg Papa = not good
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Greg Papa is dumber than ten Bruce Jenkinses.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Impossible
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Harsh, but fair.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, yes he is.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
now we can all just relax and wonder wistfully, “Golly, I wonder how velez will win the game today?”
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 12:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Will it be a slow slap hit up the middle or a slow slap hit into an error?
by chilibean_3 on Apr 7, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let me be the first person to point out
that this is a must-win game.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They’re already a half game out!
by scotterduder on Apr 7, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not Barry Zito Pitching Day
Is always a good day
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They’re taking the tarp off the field!
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 12:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hot damn! Let’s go, Gi-ants (clap clap clapclapclap)
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Belated happy timmy day everyone!
Also: Pablo day!
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 12:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Live streaming?
Hey does anyone have a link for live streaming for this game on the internet?
by sharpness609 on Apr 7, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you actually watch baseball games xanthan?
I thought you just lived in your mom’s basement and wrote about stats.
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He “watches” them through a special setup that live-streams the stats in binary code form directly into an implant in his cerebellum.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or in layman’s parlance, he “reads the boxscore”
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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s like the Matrix, but in my mom’s basement and with hotpockets.
by xanthan on Apr 7, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey
111001110000101011001
GINATS BRASSSSSSS!
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If it’s not in a spreadsheet, I don’t care about it.
by xanthan on Apr 7, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dude, look before you post
0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.
by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thank you
yeah, seriously, please..
by sharpness609 on Apr 7, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
KNBR.COM
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Video
No, I’m looking for a live streaming video of this game.
by sharpness609 on Apr 7, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FLEM!!
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just noticed this on Baggs site
Is Bruce Bochy’s head really that big?
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by marcello on Apr 7, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Baggs is probably lurking on the site right now
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sup baggs!
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This made me think of the Dead Kennedy’s song, “Too drunk to fuck”
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JON!!!
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Duane Kuiper
Is talking on my television! Wooooo!
Alright, fine, I admit it! "Hydration Technician" really DOES just mean "water boy!"
by giantfan5 on Apr 7, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SFGuy is stoked!
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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lulz
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PUMPED!!!!
Alright, fine, I admit it! "Hydration Technician" really DOES just mean "water boy!"
by giantfan5 on Apr 7, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I HAVE ATT PARK ON MY COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!1!
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dave Flemming’s voice just made me all ♥______♥
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dave Fleming >>>>>> Joe Morgan
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoa, let’s not go out on a limb there.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There aren’t enough carrots in the world to make that point properly.
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by marcello on Apr 7, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Flem would be awesome on Sunday Night Baseball
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Flem and Jon on SNB would make it 1000x more watchable.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sooo this
how does espn keep getting it wrong?
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
mlb.tv is showing a still shot of big phone park with barry gibb singing…
0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.
by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah, wtf
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
is that who that is?
uggh
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Facial hair fail from Krukow.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This has been a recurring theme the last few years. Is it even worse now?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s like a goatee, but only the chin bit.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, Kruk, no.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that is only a minute away the real first pitch time
by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now there’s going to be like an hour of ceremonies, huh.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Could potentially be a waste of non-rainy weather. Speed it up, Renel!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RENEL!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
To paraphrase Red from The Shawshank Redemption:
I find I’m so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it’s the excitement only a baseball fan can feel, a baseball fan at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope we can make it to the postseason. I hope to see Tim Lincecum win another Cy Young. I hope the Sheboygan brats are as delicious as they have been in my dreams. I hope.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 1:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope Lincecum's arm stays attached to his body.
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
mlb.tv is seriously f-ed up right now
0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.
by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you getting like 5 secs of broadcast followed by the MLB premium ad over and over? I blame selig…
by Scottsdale on Apr 7, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmm uh oh
mlb.tv keeps cutting in and out, and they only have the radio feed now. wtf
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
oh. good, i’m not the only one
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The sound is sort of off on my MLB.TV. Miller is talking but the audio is playing a commercial. Is it like this for all of you?
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 1:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yes
what is going on?!?!?!?!?
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and now gameday audio is out, too. nice one, Bud!!
by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
a commercial with something about “Red Sox Radio,” yeah.
"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."
by i did my job on Apr 7, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I MUST PURCHASE THIS
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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My radio just went out D:
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OH NO YOU MISSED BILL HALL AND JASON KENDALL BEING ANNOUNCED!
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT
but seriously, why can MLB.com never get this shit ready in time?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Argh no sound bad very bad
4 out of 5 doctors agree Rosterbation can cause blindness and delusions of grandeur.
by igotnothing on Apr 7, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
would anyone here trade cain for that guy who just ran out of the dugout because the giants need a bat and i think that pucetas looks like a keeper
by Grant on Apr 7, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I would rather trade Zito for a Justin Mourneau type hitter.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d rather trade Zito for our money back.
by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh oh
Looks like we have a delay
0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.
by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MLB Gameday: Top of 1st: Delayed (Ceremony)
by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Video live streaming
Anyone, please?
by sharpness609 on Apr 7, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
go find it yourself
justin.tv, etc.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
been there
any others besides justin.tv?
by sharpness609 on Apr 7, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go pay money for mlb.tv.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
srsly stfu
go find a stream or shell out the money. it’s worth it
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Giants batboy!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YES THE MASSAGE THERAPIST
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
what ceremony is it?
for Timmy?
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They’re announcing the players.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol...
I guess that’s the type of ceremony terrible teams have.
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think most teams do this on opening day though.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yup
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And the batboys. and the massage therapists
Alright, fine, I admit it! "Hydration Technician" really DOES just mean "water boy!"
by giantfan5 on Apr 7, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HELL YEAH MURPH
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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OMG BEST STRENGTH AND CONDITIONING COACH EVER! EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Victor Conte?
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CARNEY LANSFORD: HITTING COACH OF THE GODS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU WAVE THOSE RUNNERS IN, FLAN!
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With the new MLB.TV, how does one switch to audio? I don’t see any button for radio anymore.
by Scottsdale on Apr 7, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s not that we’re starting a day late, it’s that we’re fashoinably late to the season. So excited….
by my1gorilla on Apr 7, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I always assumed Ron Wotus would eventually manage the Giants. But at this point I guess not.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mark Gardner was a former opening day starter???
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Like three years in a row as I recall.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm. That’s interesting…
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Other great opening day starters from the 90s
Terry Mulholland
Mark Leiter
The Giants were really an all-offense team for a lot of those years.
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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was Estes in '98, right?
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Yes.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AND - - WE'RE BACK!!!
mlb.tv is working for me
0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.
by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 7, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MARK GARDNER! I HAVE VERY LITTLE TO SAY ABOUT HIM!
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I LOVED HIS MULLET!!!
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MILLER BACK!!!!!!
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Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lol Jon was trying to start an Uribe chant and it kind of failed.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Velez thought it was funny.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can’t just make it happen – Uribe has to earn it (and he hasn’t yet).
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Miller just threw out an OOOHHHH
by The Double Deuce on Apr 7, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MATT CAIN!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OMGLOL MILLER STARTS THE U-RIBE CHANT!!!
0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby
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by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
<3 HIM
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Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there can only be one...
and it’s not Juan
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(although my opinion might change with some decent numbers)
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sacrilege!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well Jose and Juan are related. 203404th cousins or something.
by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MY STREAM IS SLIGHTLY BEHIND YOU GUYS!
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mild enthusiasm for Velez!
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 7, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
whatup rat tail
"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."
by i did my job on Apr 7, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
really?
I guess I butchered it by pronouncing it U-geno
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JEREMY AFFELDT! AND THAT THING ON HIS FACE!
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THAT TING GOT IT’S OWN INTRODUCTION!
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Caused by canyon throwing.
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by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
straight from the trailer
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
more applause for
Aureilia tyhan Can?
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
15-30 record the last two years. You have to earn applause!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JOE MARTINEZ!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SNATCHIUS WIGGINTON!
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lots of cheers for RJ
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Hinshaw should start a new trend. The backwards hat bend. Where the edges face up.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gomer Pyle already has a patent on that.
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Jon Miller getting all choked up introducing Randy Johnson.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Has there ever been a rat tail that wasn’t terrible?
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
does he have a full hawk under that lid?
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think so, it just looks stupid coming out the back of a baseball cap.
by xanthan on Apr 7, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brian Medders!
(sparse claps)
casual fans!
by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
sparse = understatement
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mild encouraging cheers for Zito.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmm. Torres is nice to look at.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BIG! HEAD! MOVE!
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by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did I hear some boos for Bochy?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sounded like it.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard some scattered boos.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought so too.
I would’ve booed him.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They might have been Bruuuces, like for Isaac Bruce.
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BOOOOOO-CHY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is the game on? I can’t figure out if MLB pass isn’t working because they suck or there’s a rain delay.
"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean
by Smotheredinhugs on Apr 7, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They’re announcing the starting lineup.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FRED!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank god my HD feed wasn’t working when Johnson ran out there
by Netsky on Apr 7, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FRED LEWIS!
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ah crap
Zito is starting Friday in SD. That’s the only game I have tickets to!
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FAIL
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did Jon Miller just clown Zito for starting on Friday (not opening day, thank god)?— “Got that right!”
by thethrillisgone on Apr 7, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He accidentally said Sanchez was starting on Friday.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was cuz he screwed up Sanchez’ starting day.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
so uhhh...
where are the runs going to come from?
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
magic.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mexican food
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I MUST INJECT NEGATIVITY IN THIS THREAD!!
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Runs = Butt Pee
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lewis, Sandoval, fairy dust
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 7, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
People who cheer for Aaron Rowand are dumb.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ROWAND RAN OUT LIKE A GAMER
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THEN GRABBED HIS CROTCH ON CAMERA.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PAHHHHHHHH BLOOOOOO!!!
GO PANDA BABY!
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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PANDA!!!!!!!!!!!
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TIMMY!!!!!!
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
huge cheers for Timmy.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He is magic
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Good here (DirecTv)
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it seems to be blacked out for some reason
"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds
by Persiflage on Apr 7, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha “#1 Bengie Molina!”
/Molina sitting stares awkwardly at camera
by xanthan on Apr 7, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yez
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Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, i think so
0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.
by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's Lincecum time!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 7, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MLB.TV stream in HD looks awesome
money well spent
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i’ll be cursing this later when it becomes a slideshow
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm stoked...
that it’s actually working for the moment.
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was great until I tried to watch BAL-NYY yesterday, then it was a disgrace.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
too soon
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So far so good. But they better speed it up just in case.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's not raining where I am, about twenty five blocks south of the stadium
though, it is very dark
what have i got myself into this time... http://damiansthirtyyearchallenge.blogspot.com/
by alea iacta est on Apr 7, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aaron Rowand
after going 0-fer ST Rowand will go 2-4 today
by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And Bochy will keep mentioning that as a good sign for months, even after Rowand’s flirting wit the mendoza line.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
uh, it looked like Zito had his hand down his pants for the Dead Giants Tribute Thingey.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Taylor Hicks is not a platinum selling singer-songwriter.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He sounds really out of tune.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FREE CLAY AIKEN
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Whoever booked him for the anthem should be totally fired immediately.
He sounds like hell.
And Zito’s hand is still in his pants.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He REALLY likes Taylor Hicks. Bet he owns a cat.
by chilibean_3 on Apr 7, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently 4,000 Giants died over the offseason.
by xanthan on Apr 7, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
no joke, that was an extensive list
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For Tayler Hicks?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Squee

I've got your back, Special Agent Jack Taschner.
by Larson2042 on Apr 7, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Taylor is dreamy.
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Grant is a member of the Soul Patrol!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, god, this is awful.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He has the range of Eugenio Velez.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
irl lol
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mostly think it’s boring and unmemorable.
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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously, couldn’t they have gotten Chris Isaak, Steve Perry or Barbara Manning to do this instead?
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OT - sf singers
a friend of a friend was house sitting for Linda Rondstadt recently and I went to her house in pacific heights. It was a sweet crib. That is all.
by thethrillisgone on Apr 7, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
how is the weather?
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think...
he bleaches his hair.
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
painful
0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.
by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We Burnett men do fart a lot!
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
butt pee would have sounded better.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To sing Oh Canada?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why, so they could sing “O Canada”?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DRUM SOLO IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ANTHEM!
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not only do you hate the Giants, you also hate America.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And God, if I remember correctly.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TO SING O CANADA RIGHT
I can’t beloieve I was the first one to think of this!
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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn, wish I’d thought of that.
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by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't wait for Sully!
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OMG NO NOT MORE
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Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.
by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, is that Dick Cheney managing the Brewers?
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 1:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
New Thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/4/7/826149/open-gameday-thread-ii-the-actual
This one smells funny.
by Grant on Apr 7, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
'bout time.
I am a cynic. But I see improvement in this year’s team. I’m excited.
by sweetjuxtapose on Apr 7, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My son has a JV game right now against Pedroia/Torcato’s old High School, and later against their old coach, but I am home.
Should I stay home and have a Lincegasm, or go watch my kid?
/McC/ is my personal army. Advice nao.
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
by bigboneded on Apr 7, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So, are we not using this thread anymore?
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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
no
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
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