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Open Gameday Thread, 4/7

Milwaukee Brewers at San Francisco Giants, Apr 7, 2009 1:25 PM PDT



Not Barry Zito

#55 / Pitcher / San Francisco Giants

5-11

170

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Jun 15, 1984


Thank goodness for that.

And check out the fancy new game page by clicking the "Milwaukee Brewers @ San Francisco Giants"-link up there. Very cool.

Not cool: This game probably isn't going to start for a couple of hours, and that's if it starts at all. Grrgh.

 

 

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First of the season!

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 12:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dammit!

You probably know it as MYANMAR, but it will always be BURMA to me!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 7, 2009 12:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cool

If this thread fills up, will the sbnation link be updated to thread II?

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 7, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think it looks like only if Grant posts it. Check this out maybe.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

5th of the SEASON!!!

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 12:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hopefully...

we can have Lincecum warm up, sit down for 2 hours, warm up, throw 1 inning, sit down for 2 hours and warm up again. That was fun last year.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 12:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey

it seemed to work for the year

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like your thinking!

You, sir, have just created a revolution in pitching affairs.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was at that game

I was sick for a week straight. Drinking everyone else’s beer during the rain probably didn’t help.

by drunkgiant on Apr 7, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Online stream?

Anyone now where I could watch this online?

by lincecumania on Apr 7, 2009 12:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

mlb.tv?

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this isn’t working for me, is it working for anyone else?

by michmwong on Apr 7, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

did you download the TVants program?

google TVants and download it.

If you already have TVants then it will work once the game starts

by cloudydays on Apr 7, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOT BARRY ZITO IS PITCHING YAY

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 12:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SO IT BEGINS!

Why am I still at work?

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Because the world needs ditch-diggers too!

Patron saint of pesky hitters.

by younghutch on Apr 7, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Caddyshack LOL.

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

cough, cough

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because you are a responsible, hard-working member of society.
/puts on Lincecum jersey and walks out of class

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK....

here’s my goal. I want Grant to have to open a new thread before the game even starts.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

With a potential delay, that shouldn’t be a problem!

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BASEBALL!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bochy + weather issues + Lincecum + Bochy (again) = Recipe for disaster.

Patron saint of pesky hitters.

by younghutch on Apr 7, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m actually excited to see greg papa, this is crazy

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2009 12:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Gameday!

Woooooo

Alright, fine, I admit it! "Hydration Technician" really DOES just mean "water boy!"

by giantfan5 on Apr 7, 2009 12:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

 Bochy makes me sleepy angry

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That game page is pretty cool

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 12:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If I remember correctly, there’s supposed to be a real-time box score in it when the game starts.

Also if I remember correctly: the Yahoo! scoreboard page will have running feeds of GameThread comments. Yeah, that will last about two innings, until the first “Fuck Velez in his locust face!” hits the Yahoo! feed.

by Grant on Apr 7, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If it takes two innings I will be amazed.

by out machine on Apr 7, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck velez in his locust face!

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

poor, poor yahoo

they know not of what they’ve unleashed

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was so baseball starved that I actually watched the A’s game last night.

Well, part of it, at least.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 12:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I must confess that I did the same.

It was not satisfying, though.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Guilty as well

4 out of 5 doctors agree Rosterbation can cause blindness and delusions of grandeur.

by igotnothing on Apr 7, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I watched bits and pieces of like 5 games yesterday. It was awesome.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I watched part of the Braves-Phillies game the other night.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bip Roberts is complaining about a Giants outfielder not hitting the cut-off man

And yet somehow it’s not Scott Rowand.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 12:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And Greg Papa just hated on Cain. :(

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GRANT BRISBEE YOUR BOY NEEDS HIS MOUTH WASHED OUT WITH SOAP

4 out of 5 doctors agree Rosterbation can cause blindness and delusions of grandeur.

by igotnothing on Apr 7, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

I was just going to mention that. Another reason why I don’t like Greg Papa.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Greg Papa: unlikeable

by chilibean_3 on Apr 7, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Greg Papa = not good

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Greg Papa is dumber than ten Bruce Jenkinses.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Impossible

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Harsh, but fair.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, yes he is.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

now we can all just relax and wonder wistfully, “Golly, I wonder how velez will win the game today?”

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 7, 2009 12:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Will it be a slow slap hit up the middle or a slow slap hit into an error?

by chilibean_3 on Apr 7, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let me be the first person to point out

that this is a must-win game.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They’re already a half game out!

by scotterduder on Apr 7, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know

We’re already a 1/2 game behind the Dodgers and D’Backs. We can’t afford to lose more ground.

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 7, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not Barry Zito Pitching Day

Is always a good day

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They’re taking the tarp off the field!

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 12:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

…and there was much rejoicing!

by Scottsdale on Apr 7, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hot damn! Let’s go, Gi-ants (clap clap clapclapclap)

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Belated happy timmy day everyone!

Also: Pablo day!

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 12:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Live streaming?

Hey does anyone have a link for live streaming for this game on the internet?

by sharpness609 on Apr 7, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you actually watch baseball games xanthan?

I thought you just lived in your mom’s basement and wrote about stats.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He “watches” them through a special setup that live-streams the stats in binary code form directly into an implant in his cerebellum.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or in layman’s parlance, he “reads the boxscore”

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hah, groug thinks I can read.

by xanthan on Apr 7, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s like the Matrix, but in my mom’s basement and with hotpockets.

by xanthan on Apr 7, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey

111001110000101011001

GINATS BRASSSSSSS!

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If it’s not in a spreadsheet, I don’t care about it.

by xanthan on Apr 7, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dude, look before you post

0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thank you

yeah, seriously, please..

by sharpness609 on Apr 7, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

KNBR.COM

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Video

No, I’m looking for a live streaming video of this game.

by sharpness609 on Apr 7, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FLEM!!

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just noticed this on Baggs site

Hilarious:

Is Bruce Bochy’s head really that big?

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.

by marcello on Apr 7, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Baggs is probably lurking on the site right now

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sup baggs!

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

too wet to golf?

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This made me think of the Dead Kennedy’s song, “Too drunk to fuck”

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is pretty big.

by The Double Deuce on Apr 7, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

JON!!!

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Duane Kuiper

Is talking on my television! Wooooo!

Alright, fine, I admit it! "Hydration Technician" really DOES just mean "water boy!"

by giantfan5 on Apr 7, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SFGuy is stoked!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lulz

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

PUMPED!!!!

Alright, fine, I admit it! "Hydration Technician" really DOES just mean "water boy!"

by giantfan5 on Apr 7, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I HAVE ATT PARK ON MY COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!1!

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dave Flemming’s voice just made me all ♥______♥

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dave Fleming >>>>>> Joe Morgan

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa, let’s not go out on a limb there.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There aren’t enough carrots in the world to make that point properly.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.

by marcello on Apr 7, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Flem would be awesome on Sunday Night Baseball

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Flem and Jon on SNB would make it 1000x more watchable.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sooo this

how does espn keep getting it wrong?

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

mlb.tv is showing a still shot of big phone park with barry gibb singing…

0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah, wtf

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is that who that is?

uggh

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Barry Gibb > Taylor Hicks.

Be grateful.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Facial hair fail from Krukow.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This has been a recurring theme the last few years. Is it even worse now?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s like a goatee, but only the chin bit.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, Kruk, no.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what time is first pitch today?

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

irl lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that is only a minute away the real first pitch time

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now there’s going to be like an hour of ceremonies, huh.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Could potentially be a waste of non-rainy weather. Speed it up, Renel!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RENEL!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

To paraphrase Red from The Shawshank Redemption:

I find I’m so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it’s the excitement only a baseball fan can feel, a baseball fan at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope we can make it to the postseason. I hope to see Tim Lincecum win another Cy Young. I hope the Sheboygan brats are as delicious as they have been in my dreams. I hope.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 1:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

mlb.tv is seriously f-ed up right now

0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Are you getting like 5 secs of broadcast followed by the MLB premium ad over and over? I blame selig…

by Scottsdale on Apr 7, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I blame the WBC…

by chilibean_3 on Apr 7, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmm uh oh

mlb.tv keeps cutting in and out, and they only have the radio feed now. wtf

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh. good, i’m not the only one

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The sound is sort of off on my MLB.TV. Miller is talking but the audio is playing a commercial. Is it like this for all of you?

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 7, 2009 1:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yes

what is going on?!?!?!?!?

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, it’s not good.

by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and now gameday audio is out, too. nice one, Bud!!

by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

a commercial with something about “Red Sox Radio,” yeah.

"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."

by i did my job on Apr 7, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I MUST PURCHASE THIS

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My radio just went out D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OH NO YOU MISSED BILL HALL AND JASON KENDALL BEING ANNOUNCED!

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT

but seriously, why can MLB.com never get this shit ready in time?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Argh no sound bad very bad

4 out of 5 doctors agree Rosterbation can cause blindness and delusions of grandeur.

by igotnothing on Apr 7, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

would anyone here trade cain for that guy who just ran out of the dugout because the giants need a bat and i think that pucetas looks like a keeper

by Grant on Apr 7, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I would rather trade Zito for a Justin Mourneau type hitter.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d rather trade Zito for our money back.

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh oh

Looks like we have a delay

0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MLB Gameday: Top of 1st: Delayed (Ceremony)

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

go find it yourself

justin.tv, etc.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

been there

any others besides justin.tv?

by sharpness609 on Apr 7, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go pay money for mlb.tv.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

srsly stfu

go find a stream or shell out the money. it’s worth it

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brandon Evans: Bat Boy!

by The Double Deuce on Apr 7, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Giants batboy!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES THE MASSAGE THERAPIST

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what ceremony is it?

for Timmy?

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They’re announcing the players.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol...

I guess that’s the type of ceremony terrible teams have.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think most teams do this on opening day though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yup

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And the batboys. and the massage therapists

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HELL YEAH MURPH

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OMG BEST STRENGTH AND CONDITIONING COACH EVER! EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Victor Conte?

Minor White > Ansel Adams

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CARNEY LANSFORD: HITTING COACH OF THE GODS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YOU WAVE THOSE RUNNERS IN, FLAN!

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With the new MLB.TV, how does one switch to audio? I don’t see any button for radio anymore.

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It’s not that we’re starting a day late, it’s that we’re fashoinably late to the season. So excited….

by my1gorilla on Apr 7, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Giants, always fashionable.

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I always assumed Ron Wotus would eventually manage the Giants. But at this point I guess not.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mark Gardner was a former opening day starter???

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Like three years in a row as I recall.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm. That’s interesting…

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Other great opening day starters from the 90s

Terry Mulholland
Mark Leiter

The Giants were really an all-offense team for a lot of those years.

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It was Estes in '98, right?

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Yes.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AND - - WE'RE BACK!!!

mlb.tv is working for me

0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby

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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

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MARK GARDNER! I HAVE VERY LITTLE TO SAY ABOUT HIM!

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I LOVED HIS MULLET!!!

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MILLER BACK!!!!!!

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BILLY MAYS HAYES

by Netsky on Apr 7, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol Jon was trying to start an Uribe chant and it kind of failed.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Velez thought it was funny.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can’t just make it happen – Uribe has to earn it (and he hasn’t yet).

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Miller just threw out an OOOHHHH

by The Double Deuce on Apr 7, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MATT CAIN!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OMGLOL MILLER STARTS THE U-RIBE CHANT!!!

0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby

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by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

<3 HIM

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

there can only be one...

and it’s not Juan

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(although my opinion might change with some decent numbers)

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well Jose and Juan are related. 203404th cousins or something.

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MY STREAM IS SLIGHTLY BEHIND YOU GUYS!

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mild enthusiasm for Velez!

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 7, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

whatup rat tail

"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."

by i did my job on Apr 7, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

really?

I guess I butchered it by pronouncing it U-geno

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

JEREMY AFFELDT! AND THAT THING ON HIS FACE!

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHOA. Whats with wilson’s hair?

by thethrillisgone on Apr 7, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Barry Zito fashion tip

by Scottsdale on Apr 7, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Caused by canyon throwing.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

straight from the trailer

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

or

Bro-Hawk (frat-style)

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

more applause for

Aureilia tyhan Can?

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not a winner.

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

15-30 record the last two years. You have to earn applause!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

JOE MARTINEZ!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SNATCHIUS WIGGINTON!

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lots of cheers for RJ

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Hinshaw should start a new trend. The backwards hat bend. Where the edges face up.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Gomer Pyle already has a patent on that.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jon Miller getting all choked up introducing Randy Johnson.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Brian Wilson’s rat tail is terrible.

by xanthan on Apr 7, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Has there ever been a rat tail that wasn’t terrible?

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

does he have a full hawk under that lid?

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think so, it just looks stupid coming out the back of a baseball cap.

by xanthan on Apr 7, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brian Medders!

(sparse claps)

casual fans!

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sparse = understatement

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mild encouraging cheers for Zito.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sarcastic

methinks

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm. Torres is nice to look at.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BIG! HEAD! MOVE!

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he got booed

i loled in my pants

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

his

head has its own gravity well.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did I hear some boos for Bochy?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sounded like it.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I heard some scattered boos.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought so too.

I would’ve booed him.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They might have been Bruuuces, like for Isaac Bruce.

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BOOOOOO-CHY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is the game on? I can’t figure out if MLB pass isn’t working because they suck or there’s a rain delay.

"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean

by Smotheredinhugs on Apr 7, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They’re announcing the starting lineup.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FRED!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank god my HD feed wasn’t working when Johnson ran out there

by Netsky on Apr 7, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FRED LEWIS!

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ah crap

Zito is starting Friday in SD. That’s the only game I have tickets to!

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FAIL

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 7, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did Jon Miller just clown Zito for starting on Friday (not opening day, thank god)?— “Got that right!”

by thethrillisgone on Apr 7, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He accidentally said Sanchez was starting on Friday.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was cuz he screwed up Sanchez’ starting day.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh. missed that..

by thethrillisgone on Apr 7, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Randy Winn…still unassuming.

by xanthan on Apr 7, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

so uhhh...

where are the runs going to come from?

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

magic.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh ok...

good plan.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mexican food

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I MUST INJECT NEGATIVITY IN THIS THREAD!!

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Runs = Butt Pee

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HIS ARM WILL FALL OFF!

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lewis, Sandoval, fairy dust

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 7, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

People who cheer for Aaron Rowand are dumb.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ROWAND RAN OUT LIKE A GAMER

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THEN GRABBED HIS CROTCH ON CAMERA.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

PAHHHHHHHH BLOOOOOO!!!

GO PANDA BABY!

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PANDA!!!!!!!!!!!

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TIMMY!!!!!!

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

huge cheers for Timmy.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YUP

0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He is magic

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good here (DirecTv)

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think i might die

by Tchli on Apr 7, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it seems to be blacked out for some reason

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Apr 7, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha “#1 Bengie Molina!”

/Molina sitting stares awkwardly at camera

by xanthan on Apr 7, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Lincecum wearing a watch?

by xanthan on Apr 7, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yez

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by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, i think so

0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MLB.TV stream in HD looks awesome

money well spent

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i’ll be cursing this later when it becomes a slideshow

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, looks nice on my TV.

by xanthan on Apr 7, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm stoked...

that it’s actually working for the moment.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it was great until I tried to watch BAL-NYY yesterday, then it was a disgrace.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh is this the Taschner/Walker memorial

by Netsky on Apr 7, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

too soon

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How is the weather holding up?

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So far so good. But they better speed it up just in case.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's not raining where I am, about twenty five blocks south of the stadium

though, it is very dark

what have i got myself into this time... http://damiansthirtyyearchallenge.blogspot.com/

by alea iacta est on Apr 7, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aaron Rowand

after going 0-fer ST Rowand will go 2-4 today

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And Bochy will keep mentioning that as a good sign for months, even after Rowand’s flirting wit the mendoza line.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh, it looked like Zito had his hand down his pants for the Dead Giants Tribute Thingey.

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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Taylor Hicks is not a platinum selling singer-songwriter.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I do not approve of Taylor Hicks

by Scottsdale on Apr 7, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He sounds really out of tune.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this

Alright, fine, I admit it! "Hydration Technician" really DOES just mean "water boy!"

by giantfan5 on Apr 7, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FREE CLAY AIKEN

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoever booked him for the anthem should be totally fired immediately.

He sounds like hell.

And Zito’s hand is still in his pants.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He REALLY likes Taylor Hicks. Bet he owns a cat.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 7, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently 4,000 Giants died over the offseason.

by xanthan on Apr 7, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

no joke, that was an extensive list

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 7, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by Grant on Apr 7, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

For Tayler Hicks?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 7, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

squee?

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like a personal problem.

by xanthan on Apr 7, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Squee

I've got your back, Special Agent Jack Taschner.

by Larson2042 on Apr 7, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Magic LOL.

by scout6 on Apr 7, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Taylor is dreamy.

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grant is a member of the Soul Patrol!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, god, this is awful.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He has the range of Eugenio Velez.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

irl lol

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I mostly think it’s boring and unmemorable.

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously, couldn’t they have gotten Chris Isaak, Steve Perry or Barbara Manning to do this instead?

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OT - sf singers

a friend of a friend was house sitting for Linda Rondstadt recently and I went to her house in pacific heights. It was a sweet crib. That is all.

by thethrillisgone on Apr 7, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how is the weather?

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think...

he bleaches his hair.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and...

then forgot to dye it.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

painful

0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jcb9’s ass could sing better.

by xanthan on Apr 7, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We Burnett men do fart a lot!

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
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by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And frequently does!

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

butt pee would have sounded better.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OW MY FREAKIN EARS

by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They should have gotten RUSH

by xanthan on Apr 7, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

To sing Oh Canada?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BANNED

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why, so they could sing “O Canada”?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DRUM SOLO IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ANTHEM!

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NEIL PEART IS THE BEST DRUMMER EVER

by xanthan on Apr 7, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it aint easy being cheesy

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

late

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 7, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

shhhhh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 7, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not only do you hate the Giants, you also hate America.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 7, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And God, if I remember correctly.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TO SING O CANADA RIGHT

I can’t beloieve I was the first one to think of this!

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn, wish I’d thought of that.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 7, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't wait for Sully!

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG NO NOT MORE

0-0 - Blank Slate, Baby

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - The season begins in last year's hellhole: Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 7, 2009 1:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and WAIT there is more!

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, is that Dick Cheney managing the Brewers?

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2009 1:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

'bout time.

I am a cynic. But I see improvement in this year’s team. I’m excited.

by sweetjuxtapose on Apr 7, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My son has a JV game right now against Pedroia/Torcato’s old High School, and later against their old coach, but I am home.

Should I stay home and have a Lincegasm, or go watch my kid?

/McC/ is my personal army. Advice nao.

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Apr 7, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So, are we not using this thread anymore?

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by groug on Apr 7, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

no

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 7, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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