Adoption Draft Board 2: The Boardening

by EliminateMe on Apr 6, 2009 4:32 PM PDT

The thread you are reading is now obsolete. This one is so much more modern.

Since the first board has fallen off the front page, I'm posting a new one. This is not an exhaustive list of who's available! Anyone in the organization is eligible for adoption even if they're not on the list. (If they're on the list with a name next to them, then they're NOT eligible for adoption because they're already adopted.)

Official draft order and actual selection is in WalrusMan's fencepost.

Also, I've moved Aurilia, Medders, Torres and Uribe to the 40-man section since they are now official. Congratulations to all their parents, you must be so proud!

40-man roster:

Affeldt (GiantAmongAngels)
Aurilia (wjackalope)
Bocock
Bowker (rightcenterfielder)
Burriss (BaronVonCurrentEvents)
Cain (jponry)
English
Frandsen (WalrusMan)
Gillaspie (chilibean_3)
Hinshaw (The Enchanter)
Holm (UnleashTheGore)
Howry (CB30)
Ishikawa (kennv/Andy from DC)
Joaquin (GiantFan)
R. Johnson (Speedforthewin)
Lewis (jcb9)
Lincecum (sharksrog)
Lowry (Cookyman)
Martinez (cornball)
Matos
Medders (SloIsLonelyForTheOrange)
Misch
B. Molina (fwoty oz)
Pichardo
Renteria (rxmeister)
Rohlinger
Romo (Lyle)
Rowand (lincypoo i wuv u)
Sadler
Sanchez (Aadik)
Sandoval (bondslegend)
Schierholtz (PacBellBoozer)
H. Sosa (raisingcain)
Torres (victor frankenstein)
Uribe
Valdez (rotoreuter)
Velez (The Gene Hackman)
Wilson (hairball)
Winn (oldjacket)
Zito (giantscatcher)

Non-Roster Invitees:

F. Beltran
Perdomo
Phelps

Minors:

Adrianza (obsessivegiantscompulsive)
Alderson (Natto)
Ambort
Barnes (boonitez)
B. Bond
Boyer
J. Bucardo
W. Bucardo
Bumgarner (multiphasic)
Casilla
H. Correa
Cowart
Crawford (Azmanz)
Culberson
D'Alessio
Downs (nvsfg)
Espineli
Fairley (WTF)
Foppert (AndYourBirdCanSing)
Ford
Guzman (Goofus)
Hammond
Horwitz
J. Izturis
Jarvis (j14)
Jennings
Kieschnick (Takimoto)
Kinney
A. King (baetown415)
Loree
Maday (rhys)
K. Marte
Martinez-Esteve
McBryde
McClain (Useful_Idiot)
Miller
Mooney
Neal (nostocksjustbonds)
Nicholson
Noonan (Giant Fan in Singapore)
Ortiz (giants9107)
Oseguera
Palazzolo
J.C. Perez (marcello)
Peguero (haverecords)
Periera
Pill
Posey (GiantsFanInExile)
Pucetas
Quinowski
Quirate
Ray
Richardson
R. Rodriguez (BrianBokake)
Sadowski
H. Sanchez (tedfordfan)
Schoop (Viliphied)
Snyder
C. Sosa
Tanner (walkoff baltimore chop)
Timpner
Villalona (thehavenot)
Wald
Whiteside
J. Williams
Windster (EliminateMe)
Witter
Yabu

Management/Ownership:

Baer (ResDog)
Bochy (cheno)
Flannery
Gardner
Hayes (delorean)
Kelly
Lansford
Neukom
Righetti
Sabean
Sabean's Laptop (xanthan)
Wotus

Broadcasters:

Flemming (larson2042)
Fuentes
Higueros
Krukow
Kuiper
Miller
Papa (grant)

Other:

E. Alfonzo (tk)
K. Krab (timmeh)
L. Seal (can of corn)

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First time a fanpost has been on the rec list without a single comment? Or did a minor lines do it?

by cheno on Apr 6, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions

I’d think so.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 6, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions

I like how Brian Sabean’s laptop is now part of the team’s management.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 6, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions

me too

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 6, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions

SEE THEY HAVE A SABERMATHETRICIAN

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions

SEE THEY HAVE A SABER~~MATHETRICIAN~~Magician

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Apr 7, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions

My pick...

It’s close, I can feel it in my bones.

Wait, my bones are wrong :(

by MonkeyChow on Apr 6, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions

Dibs on Hinshaw...

But i might auction him off later, if only to use the phrase “Hock a LOOGY.”
Really though, he’s mine, all mine!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Apr 7, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions

Sorry to disappoint, but you gotta get in line…

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions

ZITO?!?

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 8, 2009 7:23 AM PDT reply actions

What's wrong with Zito?

……….Don’t answer that question.

Extremely proud parent of Barry Zito. :D

by giantscatcher on Apr 11, 2009 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions

by CB30 on Apr 8, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions

you can use the normal HTML A tag… here’s a little example (not mine): http://www.w3schools.com/HTML/tryit.asp?filename=tryhtml_links

Everybody loves money

by fwoty oz on Apr 8, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Thanks for the help

This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 8, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Is that howru do it then…

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 8, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions