Open Gameday Thread, 4/5
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 5, 2009 10:59 AM PDT
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PrintGiants. Dodgers. A rivalry that's so passionate, the games still have the same intensity in the preseas....
/falls alseep
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Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Wil, is the game on for us today? I can’t seem to find a listing anywhere. No FSW, FSPT, 2,4,9,11……….
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Stupid Dodgers
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
“Isn’t it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to San Francisco live there?” – Herb Caen
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
MLB Network, channel 213 for directv
by HugeSalaryLittleTalent on Apr 5, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I am fearing a blackout. Though I am not sure if they will do that if it is not being broadcasted on another channel. A few more minutes and I will find out.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Mine is working fine.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, no blackout so we are good to go.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
what channel? mine is a blackout
by HugeSalaryLittleTalent on Apr 5, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
213
I am wondering if it goes by zip code??? I have an Anaheim zip.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
i’m stupid, i didn’t see it on comcast.. haha now I can see it
by HugeSalaryLittleTalent on Apr 5, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
best one
Buy a forest. Adopt 8 midget babies every year (mixed race). Be the only non-midget around and raise them to think you’re their god.
by wanna Ishikawa? on Apr 5, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Lineup
Winn, RF
Renteria, SS
Lewis, LF
Molina, B, C
Ishikawa, 1B
Uribe, 3B
Rowand, CF
Burriss, 2B
Sanchez, P
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2009 12:33 PM PDT reply actions
It pisses me off that we don’t get baseball tomorrow.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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nah, that kid is all hype, he’s not clutch, dosn’t play d fense, never passes the ball, and his attitude is horrible.
by shaolinironlion on Apr 5, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmm
And here I was under the impression that the only reason Cleveland is good is because of him. I can’t wait to see what happens to that team when he leaves.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.
Must be sarchasm
or the stupidest comment in the history of the world. I’m gonna say sarchasm
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Thanks to roger
100 percent raw mccovey style sarchasm
by shaolinironlion on Apr 5, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, dude sucks
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Thanks to roger
Crap
I fell in.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.
A lot of them do.
Whether we think they should really depends on our mood-swings.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
At my San Jose State orientation yesterday some old guy stopped me on the quad and asked “is Jesus in your boat?” I got some BS literature from him.
I guess Jesus Guzman can be in my boat. Unless that’s some weird euphemism.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus loves the little man in your boat.
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
by WTF on Apr 5, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
For the bible tells me so?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
jesus floats my boat...
wait… ew.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 5, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a feeling I would love Victorino if he were a Giant. As it stands… wait, why do we hate Victorino again???
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 5, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
He got caught in a run-down and got out of it on a BS call when he deliberately ran away from the infield, towards the right field wall, to intentionally collide with Omar Vizquel. The umpires called fielder’s interference.
Also, he tends to kill the Giants.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Note the title. I leave for a week, and Josh from Hollywood drops clitoris references and ethnically insensitive mock dialogue in his first post. Nice work.
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 5, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Classic.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
That was a great reread.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.
because they are not intelligent enough to have that kind of power. here in the us of a we hone are skills in the greatest public school system known to man and gain moral guidelines from important media sources like trl and thursday night must see tv. only we can have enough nukes to blow the world up all armed at one time because we are the only ones smart enough to do that
by shaolinironlion on Apr 5, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Case by case basis.
I think it should be apparent why N. Korea and Iran shouldn’t have nukes. Pakistan and India do have nukes and it was a big deal when they developed them because they hate each other. But they have them.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Because there’s already too many nuclear weapons in the world?
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Has anyone else received about 5 emails the past week and a half about Kenny Chesney at the Phone Booth?
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 12:55 PM PDT reply actions
I exaggerated, but I think I have received 3.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve received quite a few of these emails.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Gameday?
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions
thanks
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahh...
it is in the high 60’s in Eugene, I don’t have to work., there is beer in the fridge and the Giants are on. Can it get any better?
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
CSN in the East Bay, but hey joined in the middle of the Pierre at-bat
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I have the game on CSN, but I was complaining that they did not catch the beginning of the Pierre at-bat.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
K
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions
No Manny, Blake, or Furcal
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions
Glad that LB is finally on the better side of a .500 W%.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
He has a really small torso, he is all legs.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.
Thrill sighting
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply actions
That’s a great approach to Lewis’ at bat.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Until the end…but I liked the opposite way hack.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
He goes oppo very nicely
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Until he was out in front on his front leg. But before that, yeah.
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Freddie almost always has a good approach
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I like Tim Lincecum's video game self.
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
Pick up your thumbs DeWitt.
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions
BRAD AUSMUS IS ALL ABOUT WINNING
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
First ballot MLB HOFer.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
I HATE JUAN URIBE BECAUSE I'M RACIST
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Golf?
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
GOLF....WTF?
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions
Dottie Pepper is a Wench
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
at least it’s during preseason
by HugeSalaryLittleTalent on Apr 5, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
What the heck just happened?
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 5, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions
I stil have Giants baseball on Gameday! Ausmus got on due to an error.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Dumbass Uribe.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I could get that last night in Yosemite Valley, it was a good thing to hear up there.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
I can’t think of many things much better than that. Giants baseball in Yosemite Valley
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
If the Giants were good, that would help.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Wide throw, nicked off Ishikawa’s glove.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
KK
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions
Yosemite pic's if anyone is interested.
If you can get up there soon, get up there. Water levels are pretty nice.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Your Sig Is Flat Out Wrong
Kevin Frandsen is not as valuable as the players on the team. This has been proven because if he were more valuable then them he would be on the team.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
But he is more valuable than the players on the team!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
You Are Incorrect
As was clearly proven above, he is not.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.
Statement Equals Fact
There Is No Need For A Backup Catcher
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
Many Yosemite pictures look alike. It’s because it’s almost impossible to take a bad picture at Yosemite and so they all look so beautiful
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Didn’t have a good shot of Bridalveil, only swung through there when the sun was behind it and there was too much glare. Nice picture of it though. i always love frames through trees like that.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Ok, we are back!
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions
Uribe looks like Dusty in his Gameday photo
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions
Did Schmidt's arm explode again?
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
'arm explode' GIS result
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
That dude is crazy
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Uribe
Dude doesn’t hit doubles.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.
GRITTY!
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey! I saw you yesterday!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30211366&id=1599510294&l=22dcc1af2d
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Funny
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Many BID’s. That’s yo give your catcher a good workout.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions
Wow
That’s quite a curve the Dodgers pitcher has.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
12-6'er
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t expect anything more than what he did.
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh no there’s still Amy G on the roster!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
With a new Do
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Amy asking the nitty gritty questions.
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 5, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions
I have no clue what he just said.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.
I heard "pregnant" somewhere in there
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 5, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
He could speak only Japanese for all I care. Dude needs to concentrate on hitting.
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
Wait, why isn’t this on MLB.TV?
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!
I hope.
I’m only getting radio. Are you sure?
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!
I hope.
When I click watch, I just get this message
What do I do? I feel like I’m being stupid.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!
I hope.
Huh?
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Never heard of Pig Fart
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
No, but I have been around plenty of baseball and not once heard someone say that.
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
KKK
Made Ethier look silly
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions
Not a good throw, Bengie
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 5, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions
I thought it was a pretty good throw, especially for how fast he had to get rid of it.
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The pitch was a curve. Bengie had little chance to get Pierre even with a good throw.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
So, did Sanchez’s finger heal early? Just started watching, so wondering if they mentioned it earlier.
Nah
This game lacks 3 1st inning walks.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, OK
At first thought, I thought skink was a sexually adventurous skunk.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
My cat in her younger days would bring home live mice. Drop them at my feet , and give me a look because I wouldn’t go after it. She would have to go catch and bring it back and try again. I put her and the mouse outside and locked the pet door for a month until she gave up trying to make me a mouser.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 5, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
KKKK
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions
Sniper!
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions
Ok, beginning to smell like a rally.
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions
FLew. Now time to put up a crooked number
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions
Tied up.
And the big boys coming up.
……But that’s Molina. *sad *
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Depends on what you meant by Big
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I see, you meant Big$$
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Who do you keep calling Poo?
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Molina? and the main question: why?
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
You score one, we score two
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 1:59 PM PDT reply actions
James McDonald can’t get outs
E I E I O!
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2009 2:01 PM PDT reply actions
Unproductive out
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 2:02 PM PDT reply actions
Alright, a productive out.
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
That may apply to the picture above
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
B-Money put on the WHEELS to get to third!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
It takes a mighty long time for those wheels to come to a halt once they’ve started.
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Loaded again for Sanchez
He is going to leave 47,213 runners on base today.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions
Alright Sanchez, 2nd time up with Bases loaded
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions
MLB.tv
Does it show commercials, or does it just go blank?
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 2:08 PM PDT reply actions
I have the MLB Network feed and I’m getting their ads. I hate not having MLB Network. :(
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m stuck with Dish Network. We don’t get CSN.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Indeed.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah
They get paid to play baseball.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Are we really arguing about whether or not Sanchez should have knocked those runs in?
Sure you would like him to but the rest of the guys on the team get paid to make sure that they knock those runs in before it gets to the pitcher.
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
I wasn’t planning on arguing, but you can knock yourself out if you want.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
You had your arguing scheduled for Monday?
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
Watching a little bit of the game
It seems like the crowd is taking this game a bit too seriously. I know it’s the Dodgers but these games get erased at 5PM tonight.
Too seriously?
Is there a drawback to this?
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Show a bit more cleavage please Amy G.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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A reasonable request
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
this
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d do terrible terrible things to Amy.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate to burst the bubble here but I saw Ms. Gutierrez up close during one of her inane bleacher interviews and she really has no chest.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
It's all good
Men who don’t care about boobs are pretty rare. Even gay men care about boobs.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Well...
boobs are pretty great.
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
My gay boyfriend, who hadn’t seen me in a couple of months, exclaimed that my chest had increased in size since I saw him last.
He moved back to Chicago. I’m so sad without him. We’d go to baseball games together and make lewd comments about the players.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
As long as she has most of the traditional lady parts...
I think most of the guys here would be down.
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
I like you choice of the word “traditional.”
“This has been passed down from generation to generation. My mother had it, her mother had it, her mother’s mother’s mother had it, and now, my daughter, it is yours.”
lol
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
in this day and age….
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 5, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
camwoody suddenly is scared to see another woman naked, as he doesn’t want to take a chance for it to not be how it works.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
You can’t compromise the original packaging.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
you’d find that Amy G Spot
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 5, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Just got in from a run to the post office and Chipotle. Heard Fred and Bengie gettin’ er done on the radio.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions
Too much Chipotle = Butt pee
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah
Veggie burrito, skip the sour cream.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I have had one too many bad experiences there. I promised myself after the last time I ate there that I would never do it again.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve had those with other establishments. I can’t even look at a Whole Foods storefront without feeling like I’m going to hurl. I had a bad sandwich at their deli a few years ago and ever since then it’s been vomit city there.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I was working in Cincinnati and my co-workers wanted to eat there in back to back nights, and the rest of the trip I felt like crap.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
A ball of aluminum foil and a napkin with a few rogue grains of rice stuck to it.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Soup<Pie
/runs away
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
oops. Soup > Pie
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Even your subconscious knew you were right the first time.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG the new MLB.TV player is awsome!
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!
I hope.
Yes it is.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey it’s Kirk from
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!
I hope.
The Gilmore Girls. I’m posting like a moron.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!
I hope.
Get the bat off your shoulder Fred.
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 2:21 PM PDT reply actions
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 5, 2009 2:21 PM PDT reply actions
inadvertent "b"
Yul Brynner
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 5, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
KKKKK
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions
KKKKKK
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions
I think DOGERS PLAYER is more appropriate as they do not deserve individual recognition
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez has a cannon?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 2:28 PM PDT reply actions
I know he had a good arm at 2B, and that would probably equate to LF.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
I’d never heard his arm described as a cannon before.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
slightly more accurate that Rowand
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 5, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
He keeps it in his backyard and fires it off during special events
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Kent you feel the love tonight?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Great name
Valentino Pascucci
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions
Velentino Rossi FTW
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
He threw very well
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, I agree. He looked solid for the most part.
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I really like Sanchez. I think he’s become my favorite Giant after Cain, Lowry, and Lewis.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!
I hope.
Yeah, 3 BB’s
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
When I run out of cannon balls, I throw lawn furniture.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Keep your back yard pest free
Cannon balls, close BB support, and a chaise lounge chaser.
Yup, that’s always a great thing for a reliever
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Woody mention.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
I’m sorry. Velez does not look right in the outfield.
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions
He does not look right anywhere in the field
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
Very true
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Suck it Yankees!
I hope I’m not the only one who saw that commercial.
Who
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions
Fail
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey guys do I get a pin if I go to the game on Wednesday?
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
Who's Drinkin?
I am enjoying a Sunday afternoon Fat TIre
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions
Had a bit of wine, needed to relax after I found that my 6 month old backcountry backpack is falling apart.
Warranty?
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Ouch. My dad got a new backpack and it did that to him on Whitney a few years back. I’m the happy recipient of his 70’s external frame pack, I love it.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
I may have a Drop Top Amber Ale from the Widmer Brothers soon. And Drifter Pale Ale might be next, although my dad hated it.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
a brilliant quote from Sex and the City
Miranda was a huge fan of the Yankees. I was a huge fan of being anywhere you could smoke and drink at two in the afternoon without judgment.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
mmmmm i love fat tyre
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
Hey, that’s right around the corner from me! Unless you mean the one in Napa.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Give it a try. about $13 bucks at Sam’s Club. Comes with quite the punch. Usually drag it along when we play golf. Fellas enjoy it.
I will.... I might even jazz it up a little bit. some mixes are a little light on the alcohol.
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
The wife likes those, and the Bacardi Mojito ones
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
So if we put Zito out on the curb will they take him away?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think they dispose of hazardous waste…
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate Rowand. I want to kick him in the nads.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions
I think that is a bit too harsh. I just want to throw a brick at his head.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I second this.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
OK, maybe I’ll just punch him in the nads, you pacifist.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I watched their game last night and GMJ made an awesome catch in CF
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
He came straight in and to his right. Dove and caught it a few inches off the grass.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh..
She is pretty flat.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Bengie, on the other hand…
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!
I hope.
There’s more to love.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Trust Baron
I’m just looking out for your best interests.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
She’d look even better if she wore her knees as earrings.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Would that imply she is on her back?
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
On her back…standing up and bent over….it all works.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Medders: Solid inning
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions
PANDA!!
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions
Panda express
I’d chastise Pablo for not taking any pitches but when he dumps a double into the gap like that…
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions
Baron, just can’t resist the dumps.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Pablo has dumps like a truck truck truck…
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Does Panda wear a thong or something?
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
I just saw them post Sandoval’s batting average of .345 or something, and I was worried he was slumping, because earlier his spring BA was over .400. Then I realized that was his average last year.
Point is: when you’re worried a guy’s batting average has fallen to .345, he’s probably a pretty decent hitter.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Only .345? Garbage.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
System of a Downs?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
22. Matt Downs
McCoven Prospect list
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions
SF Dugout #9 prospect.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m thinking it’s the sequel to Manos, the Hands of Fate
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
It’s a really huge burrito they serve there.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Food, by the way
I have vegetarian tamales for lunch – one with red peppers and goat cheese, one with mozzarella and red & black beans.
For dinner, I’m making Garbanzos Romesco.
Apologies if I missed food talk earlier and am now rehashing – I was out for a while.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Pasta made from Mexicans.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I use the same stuff you would put in a taco, plus a few other things, over
some zitas. Add lots of cheese. Plus margaritas
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
Speaking of veggie tamales, they have corn, carrot, and pepper stuffed tamales at the ballpark, served with roasted salsa and chips. Very tasty.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw them behind the lower boxes on the concourse near section 125. Not too far from the stand where they sell the Negro Leagues stuff. They also have chicken tamales there.
Opening Day I’ll probably go Cha Cha Bowl as well.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
We don’t get in to too many games so we usually make an event of it, and it IS Opening day.
We’re thinking of doing 3 games around the 4th of July. If we do 3 games in row, we’ll bring in food from Safeway or something.
/jealous
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
That sounds really good.
I’ve recently started a tradition of making tamales for Cinco de Mayo – I have to figure out what to fill ’em with this year.
TRUE FACT: I cook tamales by steaming them in our rice cooker. heh.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
I'm about an hour behind the game on my Tivo
I wonder what has happened in the interim
"If I can change and you can change, then everybody can change!" Rocky Balboa, Rocky IV
What you've missed:
Wil went looking for a pair of hands, and Lars blasted a Cub Scout troop off his fence
just threw some chicken nuggests in the oven, gonna send them down with a ranch dressing/ tapatio dip
If the Giants hold the lead for the game then they will finish above .500 for spring
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions
My mind was a confusion of caroming ideas and passions
Thanks for crystallizing my thoughts
Miller
1 IP , 2BB , 2K
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions
I mean:
1 IP , 2 Hits , 2 K’s
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
stretch time
"If I can change and you can change, then everybody can change!" Rocky Balboa, Rocky IV
Let's develop a mean streak
Need Boars and Huns
The new awesome MLB player isn’t so awesome anymore. Picture quality is really bad suddenly. Anyone else getting that?
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!
I hope.
Mine’s been stalling on the video. At least the audio feed keeps up.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
check the # of green bars at the bottom, also i recommend that you uncheck the box that sez automatically adjust quality; you’ll see the box if you just click on the bars once
That's a lifebuoy
Kayakers have been out of work since Barry’s enforced retirement.
I was the original Velezbian.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the real Abraham Lincoln would play better baseball than Velez.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions
a Magellanesque catch by Lambo
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 5, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions
My boy JEremy Affeldt coming in!
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions
Pick up your thumbs Jansen
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
you must be so proud.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 5, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, very
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s right. JA says “sit down Dodger bitches”
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of lesbians, am I going to be the only one watching stanford/uconn women’s hoops tonight?
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
I actually might tune in until the rout of Stanford becomes official
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 5, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
5 pitches
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
yes
two commercial cycles in 30 seconds…
"If I can change and you can change, then everybody can change!" Rocky Balboa, Rocky IV
All while schilling the buffet and 25 cent slots
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
i saw hammer
in ‘93. opening for him were TLC, Jodeci, and friggin’ Boys to Men before they were big
"If I can change and you can change, then everybody can change!" Rocky Balboa, Rocky IV
at the oakland arena
"If I can change and you can change, then everybody can change!" Rocky Balboa, Rocky IV
I think Boyz II Mean became popular in like 91 or 92
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Me and 50 other people saw The Tubes in this little restaurant/club in San Ramon about 5 years ago.
That’s all I got…
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Xanthan used to strip for extra cash back then.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I am not a Uribe fan.
He deserves a brick to the nads as well.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions
In these times of austerity
We are going to share Rowand’s brick with Uribe
You’re pretty liberal with your brick-to-the-nads.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!
I hope.
Therapy
Brick. Apply directly to nads.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
If only I would hear someone say this during every episode of Jeopardy!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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did kruk just say "a crusty veteran"?
"If I can change and you can change, then everybody can change!" Rocky Balboa, Rocky IV
just rewound the tivo
he said crusty, but whatever…
"If I can change and you can change, then everybody can change!" Rocky Balboa, Rocky IV
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh shit
Somehow I missed that Erick Threets got a spring training invitation to Dodgers camp.
Dead to me…
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 3:38 PM PDT reply actions
Oh by the way
I GOT NOAH LOWRY BITCHES!!!
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!
I hope.
I have that magazine somewhere.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Becuase he’s so gosh darn pretty, he doesn’t need a job?
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!
I hope.
BRIAN FINISH IT!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
That's a wrap!
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions
Beat LA.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions
beating the dodgers in spring training is kinda like foreplay, right? now time to get to business
"If I can change and you can change, then everybody can change!" Rocky Balboa, Rocky IV
Still feels good.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Kinda sleepy
Gave us plenty of time to go the mattresses.
Last 3 games
runs allowed: 2, 3 and 1
Record: 1-2
Giants Baseball!!
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 5, 2009 3:43 PM PDT reply actions
So as long as we score 4 runs a game, we’ll be fine.
Shit.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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that is the brass thinking why they want BOTH Velez and Torres. They know the team will be scratching and clawing for runs and having some speed could help
Gian\ts are so deep
half their real bench will be in Fresno.
I see lotsa callups this year, starting in April.
This guy better get a pair of backup shoes
Giants will make him dance at least 85 times this year.
It must be stated
0.00
Small sample size be damned, Wilson has thrown strikes this spring.
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
Damn it.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Vomit
Steve Phillips in the booth and Brett Myers on the mound.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions
MCCANN!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
ha-ha
Myers gave up a homer. Screw that guy.
Prediction
Steve Phillips in the booth does not last the whole season
I was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 5, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions
He’s barely said a word so far, which I am fine with.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I would be fine with neither Phillips or Morgan saying a word the whole time (season).
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
iawtc. Morgan really seems like he’s stumbling around his words today.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Only today?
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
lol fair point.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Habla espanol?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Believe he only went bald because he thought he was too good to associate with people who have hair.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
I’m conflicted about this game. On the one hand, I’ve hated the Braves since 1993. On the other hand, the Phillies have Myers AND Victorino.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Let’s rent a truck and run Myers and Victorino over with it.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, he is on course to hit 162 HR this year.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
with no walks
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
He has 1 homer per at bat, so unless he gets hurt he’ll get a lot more than 162!
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Right. I should have put 162+ this year.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
At Best!
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
ha-ha
Myers gave up a homer. Screw that guy.
27.00 ERA!
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Huh, mlb.com’s Gameday has some new stuff. On first glance, it seems a little busy.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Marlins can have a v. good rotation plus Maybin and Hanley hitting.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh and Fuggla.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree, the NL East is wide open.
LOL nationals.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Washington Nationals, population: Straburg.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Schafer looks like Ransom’s LH brother.
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions
Homer!
I hate Atlanta but I take endless pleasure in seeing Myers fail.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s the one.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
yes
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Correction
He’s the cowardly piece of shit who saw it fit to punch his wife in the face on a street corner in Boston.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Publically punched her in the face, and she later claimed, “There is no violence in our relationship.”
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Domestic abuse is a disturbing thing :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Yup.
I fanshotted an article about Myers last year where he whined about how, just because of that incident, some people are mean and assume he’s not a good guy. Ugh.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Life is hard and all that.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL BOOING PHILLIES PHANS
YESSSSSSSS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
lulz Phans
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
The “Loves to Face” / “Hates to Face” bit on the new Gameday reminds me of being eight and reading the Elias Baseball Analyst.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
This field is a joke.
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions
They haven’t really been cheapies so far. That one went like 430, McCann’s was a bomb and Frenchie’s was a few rows back.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Though Utley’s thumber almost went out.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Joke or no
If Yunel can join the hit parade that helps ye olde fantasye teame.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
It hath been said
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s kind of a bummer now to have any players on either team. I’m already in (well, tied for) last place!
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Well, I do have a player from each team, but it’s Jair Jurrjens and Jamie Moyer, so.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
I tried to get Jair but I lost out on him. He was on my team last year. Ervin Santana was on my team three years in a row. Somehow these guys just end up on my teams.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve had Cain several times before, but I missed out this year. Sad. My only retreads from last year Rickie Weeks and Marcus Thames (this is an OPS league, so he’s more valuable).
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
The Jack Taschner moment I remember the most is the game at CBP where Lincecum pitched pretty well until the 6th inning or so when he put three on and they brought in Taschner… who promptly gave up a huge home run to Ryan Howard.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Did they change something? Their hats, and/or unis are different.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Myers sucks :D
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
lulz bullpen
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Massive Larry Jones fail.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Baseball names that make you go WTF
Chipper Jones = Larry Wayne Jones
J.R. Phillips = Charles Gene Phillips
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
soon to be Gerald D. Posey
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 5, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Also
Jose Uribe = Jose Gonzalez
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Huh, I missed that Garret Anderson was now a Brave.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
I don’t pay much attention to divisions outside of the west.
Judgment Day is coming
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Obligatory mention that, before the Giants traded Matt Williams in 1997, Bonds had demanded a trade and Garret Anderson was one of the guys rumored to be offered for him. Another rumor was Bonds would go to the Mets for Alex Ochoa and some other guys.
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thank god neither of those happened. especially the second one D:
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Alex Ochoa and some other guys=barf.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Ochoa was a pretty big prospect at one point (in part due to NYC hype, of course)…but yeah. Ugh.
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yeah, but with the benefit of hindsight… D:
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
As I recall people were pretty disgusted by the offers even back then. Hence trading Williams instead.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
The Giants had been through three years of losing and he didn’t think they were committed to winning or had a plan.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Monday’s Chicago v. Kansas City home opener postponed till Tuesday. Apparently it’s going to snow in Chicago on Monday.
Henny Penny [the sky is falling] Schulman and his crazy commenters on the possible Opening Day rain-o-rama
I will not be pleased if it rains.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
it would figure if that happened, after no rain for WEEKS.
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On the other hand, it would be pretty sweet to start the season with an epic rain delay gameday thread!
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
It would suck, but that rain delay thread last year was awesome.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
I’m not, so who cares?
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
yay Natto too
Maybe we should do a meetup.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m going with a group of friends, so I probably won’t be able to do some kind of meetup, Keep an eye out for me though. I’ll be in VR324.
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It might be a whole day of baseball on Wednesday.
I will be part of the evening party
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I’m somewhere in the lower boxes, with BruteSentiment. I don’t recall the section where his tickets are.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey I’m just glad Brute wants to associate with riff raff in the first place!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Wednesday night’s game, I will be in 113
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 5, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
You, me, possibly Bobby McGee, who else? Goofus? Mayor?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I know SFGuy is a season ticket holder.
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I once went to a game in Wrigley in late April where it snowed during pre-game warmups.
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Teddy?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Good for him. We get Chesley Sullenberger throwing out the first pitch Tuesday here.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I admit
I LOL’d.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
haha
My cah pahked itself by the pieh
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Sabean could offer them Pichardo, not mentioning his suspension.
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Lol fuck you myers
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Also
LOL rhys. Has him in fantasy. 9.82 ERA, 1.6 WHIP. Does have 3 Ks though
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Also has Lowe though
and he’s doing very well
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Alls I have is a double from Escobar.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I have 0-fers from Ibanez and Werth so far
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Jordan Schafer is a roider
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
BUT HEEZ GUD
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You can go home again
After sticking needles in your butt.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
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DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
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Jesus fuck my eye Christ
DNW
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Looks like Lance Armstrong
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Heh. This MLB ad just had a bunch of teams’ fans saying how they’re going to win it all, lose five games all season, etc. – and then a Pirates fan, and all he can manage is, “we’re on the right track.”
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lol pirates
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Funny what can happen to a franchise when you choose Andy Van Slyke over Barry Bonds, give multi-year deals to Derek Bell and Mike Benjamin, and use your #1 overall draft pick for a guy who even you admit has a back of the rotation starter ceiling.
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Hmm
maybe we’re lucky to have Sabes after all
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Guys who were taken in the first round after Bullington that year
B.J. Upton
Prince Fielder
Scott Kazmir
Cole Hamels
Nick Swisher
MATT CAIN
Oh, and the PIrates had Moises Alou as a rookie, but traded him and other guys for Zane Smith.
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D:
sweet lord. What’s the point of rooting for that team? I guess they have new brass now
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Yeah, I think they have a new front office, who drafted and paid off Pedro Alvarez as a statement that they’d be changing the cheap-ass tomfoolery of old.
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To be fair, Zane Smith was pretty good. But still.
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But
did he piss on his hands??
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He looked more like the type to molest farm animals:
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Dang
the Phillies are full of fail tonight. I’d like to see 2 HRs each from ibañez and werth
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I need Utley to do something, anything, against Derek Lowe. I have Utley on my fantasy team and my opponent has Lowe.
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I’d like to see a throwing error by Ibanez
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 5, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Srsly? wtf
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record for box office for a Fast and the Furious movie?
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We can only hope
seriously why would anyone go to that movie? jesus
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I want to watch it
Because it will be spectacularly stupid.
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Yes it is.
I have no idea. It’s definitely a stark contrast between BLT and The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift.
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Ugh
it’s just so retardedly cookie-cutter. Vin Diesel acts like a douchebag and Paul Walker does the ONLY character he can do. We’ve seen this movie like 25 times, why do we need another one?
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Best description I ever heard of Vin Diesel = Mr. Potato Head on steroids.
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Actually
I liked him in pitch black- before he was a total douche.
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Pitch Black was excellent.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
After learning that Vin is a hardcore gamer, I gained a little bit of respect for him.
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So long as people will pay for it or watch it we’ll have lots of it. See: reality tv and pro “wrestling”
I used to like WWF
kinda grew out of it. But I sorta understand that stuff more than the “DERR STREET RACERZZ” crap
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I hate americans for that
they just take whatever shit is shoved in their face. Idiocracy
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BTW
I hate Joe Morgan and Steve Philips. Why do they put Jon Miller with the worst color guys in the business?
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VictorinLOL
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Fun Fact
We are all Pedro Feliz but Pedro Feliz isn’t actually Pedro Feliz.
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I don’t know, that sure looked like Pedro Feliz to me
I was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
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Ahh, Joe Morgan
STILL pumping Sheff’s jock. I’m so sick of him.
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JACK TASCHNER SIGHTING!!!
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I missed it, but it’s the Phanatic so I imagine, whatever it is, it’s awesome.
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Maybe it was the Phanatic’s wife. …does he have a wife?
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Kid looks good
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He did realize he was wrong, thankfully. Oh Jon.
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i respectfully disagree
YOU MORON
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I’m kind of sick of that Pedroia commercial tbh. It was funny the first time.
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
yup me too
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Angry short man is angry. And short.
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He’s angry because he games in a shitty looking living room.
Is the whole room made of stones?
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 5, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Jon is convinced that his name is logan
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Logan: 
Jordan: 
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Jordan looks like a Picasso painting
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 5, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Possible Agent Jack sighting in the 7th
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I think the Mets are going to regret not doing everything possible to sign Lowe
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dude is dealin'
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Surprised the Red Sox didn’t sign him back instead of Penny.
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 5, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
This won't increase my ability to mate!
lol i love that commercial
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Damn
I got excited when I saw this movie title pop up
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SITUATION TASCHNER
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20 bucks
says Tasch gives one up this inning
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Let's hope is Ibanez
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i mean....
nevermind. I’m trying to do too much at once
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Kelly Johnson
loves to face: Changeup
hates to face: Changeup
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JACK TASCHNER WORLD DOMINATION
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Who's that guy pitching for the Phillies?
the name sounds familiar but the production doesnt
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High, I'm monica abbot
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Joe Morgan:
“If I knew how hit better when I was younger, I would have been a better hitter later on in my career.”
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Give that man more money
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“Hank Aaron said the same thing to me…”
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 5, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Give it a couple more starts….
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JANE EYRE SIGHTING
The Phillies have a lot of ex-Giants. Okay, three. Four if Ellison made the roster.
Also, the Giants drafted Brad Lidge out of high school but he didn’t sign.
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Lidge probably made the right decision by not signing out of high school, by the way
June 1, 1995: Drafted by the San Francisco Giants in the 42nd round of the 1995 amateur draft, but did not sign.
June 2, 1998: Drafted by the Houston Astros in the 1st round (17th pick) of the 1998 amateur draft. Player signed July 2, 1998.
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Sharksrog just came watching that ad. Tim Lincecum AND his dad pitching!
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Whose videos do you think they used?
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That Lincecum commercial was cute.
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I bet about 10,000 people added Jordan Schafer after his first couple of at bats
Even though he hit like .260 with 10 HRs at AA last year.
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BUT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN THE FIRST GAME CARRIES OVER TO THE REST OF THE SEASON
CHRIS SHELTON WON MVP IN 2006
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
KEVIN ELSTER FIRST BALLOT HOFER.
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Only if he went to Iowa and married Nook Logan.
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Which is another WTF name
His real name is Exavier Prente Logan
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Yet one more
Gookie Dawkins = Travis Dawkins. Why do I suspect his name is derived from the racial slur? Sigh.
His career was pretty WTF, too.15 OPS+ in 122 PAs.
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Man
the Phillies are just using every pitcher in the world tonight. Braves: Lowe still pitching
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Man, b-r is just a wee bit slow tonight.
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Oh. He struck out swinging on a slider out of the zone. Hey, no one could possibly have foreseen that.
THE MOST SHOCKING PHILLIES MOMENT SINCE THAT TIME MITCH WILLIAMS CONTROL WAS A LITTLE SHAKEY.
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Hmm. Despite being a totally mediocre hitter in AA last year, Baseball American has Schafer as the Braves’ #3 prospect. Is their system depleted or does he have less obvious virtues?
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He was also apparently suspended for HGH last year.
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Jordan Schafer-related Giants Trivia
Who are the three San Francisco Giants to hit homers in their first at-bat?
One should be easy. The other two are pretty bizarre.
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Brian Dallimore?
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Nope. Will Clark is the most recent.
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Nay. More recent than him.
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Answers
- Will Clark (1986)
- Johnnie LeMaster (1975)
- John Montefusco (1974)
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There were also several New York Giants who did so, most notable Hoyt Wilhelm.
Guys who later became Giants who did so include Dustin Hermanson and Reggie Sanders.
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Nope, I really do mean Hermanson. One of the two homers he hit in his entire career.
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I'm sorry, didn't you hear it's Renteria??
Yahoo Sports said so!
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/throws 2 feet in front of him
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g2bed, Jeff Passan
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What’s that smell?
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 5, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Poor Jon Miller
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It helps when you don’t have someone who constantly repeats himself and give shout outs to his daughter share the booth with you.
Add elitist Japanese to Jon’s repertoire.
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 5, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
wilriv has a new meme!
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