Open Gameday Thread the Fourth
BEAT LA
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I'm not your buddy guy!
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I'm not your guy, friend!
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It's dudette!
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by girltothemax on Apr 29, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Good shit on MadBum/Alderson..
http://insider.espn.go.com/fantasy/baseball/flb/story?page=greyminorachievements090429
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
look to your right
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
err…the elusive fanshot…. but yeah nice article.
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
BEAT LA
yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Such as: DH
BEAT LA
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
A TABLE
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 29, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
ALT ABE
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
TRIPLE!
yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Such as: DH
The wife makes me go running and I come back this. What happened?
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
as in, its done, period ?
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
no… just overly paranoid to take a local commercial
by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 29, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
NENTH INNING
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Hey, remember when Mota was good?
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I do..
Then they traded him an LoDuca for Penny right?
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Mota, Juan Encarnacion and Lo Duca to the Marlins for Hee Seop Choi, Bill Murphy and Brad Penny. ’t Penny promptly got hurt, wasting the trade for the Dodgers in 04.
Penny was pretty good for them for the rest of his Dodgers career though (when he was healthy).
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Sabes is a genius
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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 29, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Touchstone.
Google NSFW or little dudes/dudettes
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by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
That's so Raven!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
Well, now we get two cheap hits.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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I’d rather have 0 cheap hits and Timmy’s ERA stay shiny.
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Me too, man.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
The Obstructed Views want this, too
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t know Mota was back in LA
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
the other catches, if you know what he’s saying.
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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 29, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Niekro’s trying to make it as a knuckleballer. Lowry is sitting at home.
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really don’t know?
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
nope, been hibernating.
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by girltothemax on Apr 29, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Lowry is still trying to come back. And it is still unlikely.
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
oh geez
it didn’t change.
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by girltothemax on Apr 29, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, those 3 ER rose Tim’s ERA all the way over 3 :(
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Every time Bengie is up Scully reminds up Bengie has 0 walks..
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Scully wasn't sure if we were going to send Renturia..
With Pierre in center, that seems like the obvious decision.
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
MONEEEYYY
We need to hit around again and have him hit a double.
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3 legs of the cycle!
Money!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
hurry dodgers and tie the game so that bengie can try to complete it!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 29, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently MLB HAS packed it in for the night.
phuck.
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by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
got it.
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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
just manual reload it , DUDE
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by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
15 hits. Who are these impostors?
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
they're YOUR impostores
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by girltothemax on Apr 29, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF was that?
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
When Molina advances and you don’t, that’s kinda sad.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Flem: Bengie’s put a lot of pressure on the Dodgers with his speed.
Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
Flem just said:
“Bengie’s put a lot of pressure on the dodgers tonight with his speed.”
haha
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BullSHIT
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
Come on punch this motherfucker in the nose.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
WATCH THE RIBS
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 29, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
get ’em
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
GAMER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Rowand just took a nasty shit
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
fake bunt!!
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productive RBI!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
That’ll do, Rich
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 29, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
that'll do.
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by girltothemax on Apr 29, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, I see you working for that DP Richie.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
I would love it if Manny bats right handed right here.
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IBB for nate haha
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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 29, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
I hope Schierholtz gets to run home and run over Mota.
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i’ll take juggernate pummeling blake instead.
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by haverecords on Apr 29, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
nate should just bowl over whichever dodgers happens to be closest
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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 29, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
how good are we, batting our cleanup hitter in the 6th hole!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
Did anyone else see the guys sitting first row by the dodgers bullpen? Whatsisface (Ohman?) was getting ready to warm up, and the guys started just screaming at him in a very animated fashion from like 5 five away. Pitcher got pissed enough to throw the rosin bag hard and kick dust up at them.
just a sambple of carbon-based wastage
nah. wish it was on video so i could send it to the league.
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by haverecords on Apr 29, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Schierholtz
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by girltothemax on Apr 29, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Inside yolk
We pretend we don’t know who he is because Giants Mgmt (BRASS!) pretends the same and won’t start him very often.
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by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
X
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Sharknose?
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 29, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmm
our opponents are smarter than Bochy- they know nate can hit
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
if Wilson finishes this game, he still gets a save, right?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Yeah…remember the game where the rangers scored 30 runs against the Orioles or something. Like 2 years ago. Someone got a save in that game.
Yep. Tomko got a save once when he pitched the last three innings of a game.
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Wes Littleton!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Tim Kurkjian has never been more excited.
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yes. b/c of when he entered the game
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
yup
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY IS MANNY BATTING LEFT-HANDED?
Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
What is Wilson going to do with a 6 run lead?
Wont know what to do with it…
except probably make it a little smaller..
sit in the dugout and re-sign up for a twitter account with the free time
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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 29, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe a Snatch Wig sighting is fore ordained?
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by daveinexile on Apr 29, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope Burriss hits a grand slam here.
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keep dreaming
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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Bengie is on 2nd..
There would be no way Manny could go inside the park.
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Maybe if all the Dodgers but Ausmus suddenly fainted in the middle of the play.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I did make an Emmanuel Burriss Splash Hit reference before the game started.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
fixed
I hope Burriss hitsa grand slam here.
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by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Burriss looks so pitiful left handed
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
Swing..........Now
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
I guess. To me, he looked like he was in survival mode from the first pitch.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
time for a fight, ninja
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by haverecords on Apr 29, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
woulda loved to have seen it, to be honest
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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 29, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
swing the bat, meat
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
2-4 with another double today
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SJ’s box scores are fun to look a t every day.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
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by girltothemax on Apr 29, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
lol kuip
and the pitch is……… INSIDE……… CORNER…….. strike 3.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
what I'm saying is I had no clue what the outcome of that was for like ten seconds
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
It looked inside and the ump took forever to make the call.
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I assumed as much
The way Kuip said it was just funny.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
the sound of air coming out of the tires
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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 29, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I saw the pitch, thought it was ball four, looked at the computer, and then was confused when there was a commercial on.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
It looked like a ball. Five minutes later, the ump made the call.
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McClelland always does that nonchalant crap.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought that was ball four. :(
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
So, lets recap. Burriss swings at the ball obviously high and away, but watches the actually close pitch go by for strike 3.
yes. but its harder to judge the high fastball (when it is thrown that hard)
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by haverecords on Apr 29, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
You know, I never would’ve thought Brian Wilson could ditch the face merkin and actually look WORSE.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Playing Smoke on the Water for nostalgia's sake
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Swiss time was running out
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by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Fred Lewis is not very good on defense
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Oh Fred no.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
Fred is not having a great series.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
That’s our Fred.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 29, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
Lewis, come on man. No dives, no doubles.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
you take that back right now
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Let’s compromise…he could have but he wouldn’t have.
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I have no problem with that
It was a good time to dive and he had a shot at it. It didn’t really cost anything.
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oh man loretta is so old
how long has he been playing baseball?
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He’s not really all that old.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
more ugh
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Dodger strategy: hit the ball to Lewis.
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THEY'VE FOUND OUR WEAKNESS
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People with gloves?
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by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Do we need to put Velez in for defense?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
yeah it's already 10 pm
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by girltothemax on Apr 29, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Kuip just said that Fred was positioned very shallow.
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Who’s our outfield coach?
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
exactly. whoever decided on the positioning is to blame.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
idk
I think the odds are good enough that PIerre wouldn’t hit it that deep oppo that you just shrug your shoulders and say “Oh well” the one time he manages it.
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Yeah
That positioning is fine with me.
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fair enough. Pierre beat the defense.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Reconsidering. You are right about this. Odds are beter that he would hit something slappy to left rather that a ball over our LFs head.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
We need Mitch to show Fred how to catch barehanded
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Sarchasm?
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I know that I'm just returning to the party but...
WHAT IS BRIAN WILSON DOING IN THE GAME RIGHT NOW?!!!!
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
He came in in the 8th when it was a save situation. Since it’s still a save situation, he’s still in.
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he entered in a save situation so he still gets one if he closes it out
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by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 29, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
It actually is a save opportunity
He came in last inning when it was closer.
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Burning up his rep with overaggressive males.
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by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
OK, Thanks people
I was afTV for a few innings at the gym
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
this is already a hairy situation
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll settle for a close shave.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Time for somebody to cover the outer outfield.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 29, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
I am begining The get that Old Moon Man feeling…
/rabble rabble rabble.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
He had a couple real great seasons. then he spent time give ulcers in a whole sale fashion.
He has to be the Giatns closer I’v dreaded most in my years of fandom.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 29, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
This isn’t very Ninja like, Brian.
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
"Obviously I’m not doing things like going toe-to-toe with a ninja. Find me a ninja, for one."--Brian Wilson
We need to find him a ninja, for one...
Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK
Why are there two 9’s next to SF. One is 9th inning, I don’t understand the other one.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 29, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
it's supposed to say 109 but the 1 and 0 are missing
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
9 errors?
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
BEAT LA
Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK
BEAT LA
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 29, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA
yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Such as: DH
BEAT LA
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Wilson. It’s just Manny. Just FINISH HIM.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 29, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
he's gonna get smoked
The probability that you just read my signature: 1
by girltothemax on Apr 29, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 29, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
BRIAN
FINISH HIM!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
FIIIIIINISH HIIIIIIIM
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 29, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK LA WOOHOO
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 29, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions
img that peanut dancer!
Dodgers fans eat their young.
by redhornet78 on Apr 29, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT MANNYYYYYYY
YEAH!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
big party!
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
LA
BEATEN
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Ssh
Manny’s still up here
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions
Haven't been to The Examined Life? No wonder your life feels so empty.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 29, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions
WINNERS
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 29, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions
We Win!

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions
Oh right NBC doesn’t televise the wrap. I was all wait where are they going?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions
He sort of truncated his little pointedfingersvictory thing.
Growing up?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
That was much more fun than yesterday’s game.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.
OH MY GOD
True Blue LA made it to two gameday threads!!!!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 29, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions
we need one with Lou Seal
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
nah
Phanatic > Lou Seal
plus the Phanatic actually pisses off Tommy IRL.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
sure, but we’re the Giants.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I support this
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 29, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Lou Seal sucks, though. Maybe Krazy Krab.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Don’t forget the pelvic thrusts.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 29, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I wanted to make a Giants one, but I couldn’t decide who gets the honor of wailing on Lasorda.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 29, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
this radio commercial sounds like he’s saying fart nuggets.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
My son is obsessed with Dora the Explorer, and there’s one part where the DVD says, “Laugh, dance, and have fun with Dora!” but I SWEAR it dounds like “Lapdance and have fun.”
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
This time, I hope we stay above .500
Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!
Good game Giants
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
#1 Google result for 'giants win dodgers lose'
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/4/28/858467/giants-lose-dodgers-win-a-game
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
can we have some more please?
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 29, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Um, whoa
Post-game ad for KY Intense Gel
“She’s a screamer!”
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Grease and ready to go?
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 29, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions

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