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Open Gameday Thread the Fourth

BEAT LA

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I ain’t your buddy, palooka.

by satyricrash on Apr 29, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not your buddy guy!

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on Apr 29, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not your guy, friend!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 29, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m ot your friend, chum!

by Natto on Apr 29, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not your chum, sport

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 29, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's dudette!

The probability that you just read my signature: 1

by girltothemax on Apr 29, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 29, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

POOPIN

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

look to your right

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 29, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

err…the elusive fanshot…. but yeah nice article.

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 29, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

My B..

haven’t traveled outside the gameday thread in awhile.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

/hits head on lamp

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha niiice

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 29, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Such as: DH

by Die Hard on Apr 29, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 29, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

A TABLE

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 29, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALT ABE

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

TRIPLE!

yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Such as: DH

by Die Hard on Apr 29, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

The wife makes me go running and I come back this. What happened?

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

i hate this pizza commercial!

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 29, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude!!!!

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 29, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

palooka!!!!!!!!

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 29, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

mlb.tv saw torre coming out

and cut the feed before the last step of the dugout… sigh

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 29, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

as in, its done, period ?

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 29, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

no… just overly paranoid to take a local commercial

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 29, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, could that Jack in the Box commercial have just come out and said “YOU SHOULD EAT JACK IN THE BOX WHILE HIGH, LIKE THIS GENTLEMAN.”

by scout6 on Apr 29, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

NENTH INNING

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on Apr 29, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Now there’s a guy I MISS!

by Shoeless on Apr 29, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must be in the Front row!

/ looks at all teh classy conversation here abouts

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 29, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, remember when Mota was good?

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

not really

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do..

Then they traded him an LoDuca for Penny right?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Circa 2003, so yes.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mota, Juan Encarnacion and Lo Duca to the Marlins for Hee Seop Choi, Bill Murphy and Brad Penny. ’t Penny promptly got hurt, wasting the trade for the Dodgers in 04.

by ho-hum baby on Apr 29, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Penny was pretty good for them for the rest of his Dodgers career though (when he was healthy).

by Natto on Apr 29, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what she (Eliza Dushku and Alyssa Milano) said.

by ho-hum baby on Apr 29, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when Piazza was ready to rumble with a skinny Mota over nothing, but wouldn’t look Clemens in the eye?

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 29, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rent: paid.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 29, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Rents.....

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 29, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I still really like Renturia..

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Sabes is a genius

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 29, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

SABEAN SIGNS OLD GUYS!!! GIANTS BRASS

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 29, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Touchstone.

Google NSFW or little dudes/dudettes

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

hooray, I did not want a first pitch out.

by scout6 on Apr 29, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Gar strikes !!

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 29, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL PIERRE

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

pierlol

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 29, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

PIERRE FAIL

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe still sucks.

by Natto on Apr 29, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, now we get two cheap hits.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d like two more.

by Natto on Apr 29, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather have 0 cheap hits and Timmy’s ERA stay shiny.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too, man.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Obstructed Views want this, too

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know Mota was back in LA

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatever happened to Lowry and Niekro?

The probability that you just read my signature: 1

by girltothemax on Apr 29, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

One’s still pitching.

by scout6 on Apr 29, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

the other catches, if you know what he’s saying.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 29, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Braves Org this year..right?

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 29, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Niekro’s trying to make it as a knuckleballer. Lowry is sitting at home.

by Natto on Apr 29, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

really don’t know?

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 29, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope, been hibernating.

The probability that you just read my signature: 1

by girltothemax on Apr 29, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lowry is still trying to come back. And it is still unlikely.

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 29, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh geez

it didn’t change.

The probability that you just read my signature: 1

by girltothemax on Apr 29, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, those 3 ER rose Tim’s ERA all the way over 3 :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Boooooo

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say it again, I am SO HAPPY they started Pierre in CF.

by scout6 on Apr 29, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Every time Bengie is up Scully reminds up Bengie has 0 walks..

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

but he’s got 4 ribbies tonight!

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 29, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Pierre. that was catchable with a decent jump

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Scully wasn't sure if we were going to send Renturia..

With Pierre in center, that seems like the obvious decision.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

BENGIE!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

MONEEEYYY

We need to hit around again and have him hit a double.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally GAR!!!

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 29, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

hurry dodgers and tie the game so that bengie can try to complete it!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 29, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to see a double

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

BIG MONEY IS MONEY

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 29, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHA, “Pierre with a weak arm, we saw it on display there.”

by scout6 on Apr 29, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently MLB HAS packed it in for the night.

phuck.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

MLBtv? Mine’s still working.

by satyricrash on Apr 29, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

got it.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

just manual reload it , DUDE

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

guess they figured manny had his last at bat….

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 29, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Raven now hitting a respectable .275.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

15 hits. Who are these impostors?

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

they're YOUR impostores

The probability that you just read my signature: 1

by girltothemax on Apr 29, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gamer

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF was that?

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU CANT SCARE A GAMER!!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

When Molina advances and you don’t, that’s kinda sad.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck…scott would have had to put a beat down on mr 420 there.

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 29, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Flem: Bengie’s put a lot of pressure on the Dodgers with his speed.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 29, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Flem just said:

“Bengie’s put a lot of pressure on the dodgers tonight with his speed.”

haha

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 29, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

GAMER AB!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

ouch....

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 29, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

BullSHIT

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on punch this motherfucker in the nose.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Line drive to the groin

by Natto on Apr 29, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

WATCH THE RIBS

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 29, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

get ’em

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

GAMER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Back off our GAMER!

by scout6 on Apr 29, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand just took a nasty shit

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

fake bunt!!

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 29, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

fake bunt!! swinging bunt

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 29, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

bases loaded

The probability that you just read my signature: 1

by girltothemax on Apr 29, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

What the…?

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 29, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott shoulda bunted the ball back with his head.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 29, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

GROUND ATTACK!!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

productive RBI!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

That’ll do, Rich

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 29, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

that'll do.

The probability that you just read my signature: 1

by girltothemax on Apr 29, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I see you working for that DP Richie.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I would love it if Manny bats right handed right here.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that was fast. Not the hit, the duration of Aurilia’s at bat. RBI though!

by scout6 on Apr 29, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

IBB for nate haha

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 29, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

grand slam manny time (hell is getting cold)

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 29, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope Schierholtz gets to run home and run over Mota.

by Natto on Apr 29, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Too bad Martin still isn't in..

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ll take juggernate pummeling blake instead.

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 29, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

nate should just bowl over whichever dodgers happens to be closest

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 29, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

how good are we, batting our cleanup hitter in the 6th hole!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Did anyone else see the guys sitting first row by the dodgers bullpen? Whatsisface (Ohman?) was getting ready to warm up, and the guys started just screaming at him in a very animated fashion from like 5 five away. Pitcher got pissed enough to throw the rosin bag hard and kick dust up at them.

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 29, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

nah. wish it was on video so i could send it to the league.

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 29, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schierholtz

The probability that you just read my signature: 1

by girltothemax on Apr 29, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inside yolk

We pretend we don’t know who he is because Giants Mgmt (BRASS!) pretends the same and won’t start him very often.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

X

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sharknose?

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 29, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm

our opponents are smarter than Bochy- they know nate can hit

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Apr 29, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Manny

seeing the ball well… BREAKTHROUGH!

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 29, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

if Wilson finishes this game, he still gets a save, right?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saves are so weird.

by Natto on Apr 29, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah…remember the game where the rangers scored 30 runs against the Orioles or something. Like 2 years ago. Someone got a save in that game.

by scout6 on Apr 29, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. Tomko got a save once when he pitched the last three innings of a game.

by Natto on Apr 29, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wes Littleton!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Kurkjian has never been more excited.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 29, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes. b/c of when he entered the game

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hope so...

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 29, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

you have him on your fantasy team too?

by beat_la415 on Apr 29, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 29, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUST LET HIM WALK YOU!

by scout6 on Apr 29, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY IS MANNY BATTING LEFT-HANDED?

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 29, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

What is Wilson going to do with a 6 run lead?

Wont know what to do with it…

except probably make it a little smaller..

by kvdp12 on Apr 29, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

sit in the dugout and re-sign up for a twitter account with the free time

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 29, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe a Snatch Wig sighting is fore ordained?

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 29, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURRISS IS NOT PULLING HIS WEIGHT IF HE WANTS TO BE ON THE POST GAME SHOW!

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by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope Burriss hits a grand slam here.

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by groug on Apr 29, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

keep dreaming

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by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd piss my pants.

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by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie is on 2nd..

There would be no way Manny could go inside the park.

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by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe if all the Dodgers but Ausmus suddenly fainted in the middle of the play.

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by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did make an Emmanuel Burriss Splash Hit reference before the game started.

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by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

fixed

I hope Burriss hitsa grand slam here.

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss looks so pitiful left handed

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Swing..........Now

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Good at bat no matter what happens

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 29, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess. To me, he looked like he was in survival mode from the first pitch.

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HAHA BRIAN WILSON ON DECK TO HIT.

by scout6 on Apr 29, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

time for a fight, ninja

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by haverecords on Apr 29, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

woulda loved to have seen it, to be honest

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WTF

BRIAN WILSON ON DECK

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

WHYD YOU SWING AT THAT

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by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

damnit manny

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by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

crap!!!!

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 29, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

swing the bat, meat

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Break for Buster

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

2-4 with another double today

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by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'M A MONSTER!!

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

SJ’s box scores are fun to look a t every day.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That they are my friend

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by girltothemax on Apr 29, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol kuip

and the pitch is……… INSIDE……… CORNER…….. strike 3.

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by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

what I'm saying is I had no clue what the outcome of that was for like ten seconds

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by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ump made a late call.

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by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looked inside and the ump took forever to make the call.

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by groug on Apr 29, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assumed as much

The way Kuip said it was just funny.

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by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

the sound of air coming out of the tires

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 29, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I saw the pitch, thought it was ball four, looked at the computer, and then was confused when there was a commercial on.

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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looked like a ball. Five minutes later, the ump made the call.

by Natto on Apr 29, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

McClelland always does that nonchalant crap.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manny drawing the K :(

by beat_la415 on Apr 29, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought that was ball four. :(

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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

So, lets recap. Burriss swings at the ball obviously high and away, but watches the actually close pitch go by for strike 3.

by scout6 on Apr 29, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

yes. but its harder to judge the high fastball (when it is thrown that hard)

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by haverecords on Apr 29, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

good recap

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 29, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, took me forever.

by scout6 on Apr 29, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go... B.

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 29, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Ninja time!

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by haverecords on Apr 29, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Raj!!!

Taking the “no shit sherlock” duty for Amy G… nice job roooooook

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 29, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok Good Viberations Boy lets get this over with.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 29, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

better double-switch asap. it’s never a bad time

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 29, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

You know, I never would’ve thought Brian Wilson could ditch the face merkin and actually look WORSE.

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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Brian! Fast and easy …. like my first gf.

by beat_la415 on Apr 29, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN

FINISH HIM

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by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 29, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Playing Smoke on the Water for nostalgia's sake

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by GiantBrass on Apr 29, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Swiss time was running out

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn it fred

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by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 29, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Fred

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh

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by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred Lewis is not very good on defense

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by j14 on Apr 29, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Skates…

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 29, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Fred no.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred is not having a great series.

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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK U MARK LORETTA

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s our Fred.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 29, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Lewis, come on man. No dives, no doubles.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it was worth the risk to get the out there.

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by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

you take that back right now

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s compromise…he could have but he wouldn’t have.

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by groug on Apr 29, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, another cheap hit.

by Natto on Apr 29, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

uuuuuuugggggghhhhhh fred

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 29, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I have no problem with that

It was a good time to dive and he had a shot at it. It didn’t really cost anything.

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by groug on Apr 29, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

oh man loretta is so old

how long has he been playing baseball?

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by girltothemax on Apr 29, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s not really all that old.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw crap.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Fred x 2

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

more ugh

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 29, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop letting them hit it to left

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by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Juan Pierre.

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by groug on Apr 29, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Dodger strategy: hit the ball to Lewis.

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by neurofarm on Apr 29, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

THEY'VE FOUND OUR WEAKNESS

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by groug on Apr 29, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

People with gloves?

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do we need to put Velez in for defense?

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

This is depressing.

Just win this thing, please.

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 29, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah it's already 10 pm

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by girltothemax on Apr 29, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pierre flashing power.

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by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip just said that Fred was positioned very shallow.

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by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

He was.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s our outfield coach?

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

exactly. whoever decided on the positioning is to blame.

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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

idk

I think the odds are good enough that PIerre wouldn’t hit it that deep oppo that you just shrug your shoulders and say “Oh well” the one time he manages it.

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by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

That positioning is fine with me.

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by groug on Apr 29, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

fair enough. Pierre beat the defense.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reconsidering. You are right about this. Odds are beter that he would hit something slappy to left rather that a ball over our LFs head.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need Mitch to show Fred how to catch barehanded

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sarchasm?

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 29, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know that I'm just returning to the party but...

WHAT IS BRIAN WILSON DOING IN THE GAME RIGHT NOW?!!!!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Apr 29, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

He came in in the 8th when it was a save situation. Since it’s still a save situation, he’s still in.

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by groug on Apr 29, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

save situation

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by Baybear on Apr 29, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

he entered in a save situation so he still gets one if he closes it out

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by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 29, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

When he came in it was a save situation, criterion met for Bochy.

by scout6 on Apr 29, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It actually is a save opportunity

He came in last inning when it was closer.

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by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burning up his rep with overaggressive males.

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, Thanks people

I was afTV for a few innings at the gym

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Apr 29, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Snatchwig

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

this is already a hairy situation

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll settle for a close shave.

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for somebody to cover the outer outfield.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 29, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I am begining The get that Old Moon Man feeling…

/rabble rabble rabble.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 29, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a signed Minton baseball

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 29, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had a couple real great seasons. then he spent time give ulcers in a whole sale fashion.
He has to be the Giatns closer I’v dreaded most in my years of fandom.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 29, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

This isn’t very Ninja like, Brian.

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by haverecords on Apr 29, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

We need to find him a ninja, for one...

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by GiantBrass on Apr 29, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are there two 9’s next to SF. One is 9th inning, I don’t understand the other one.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 29, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

it's supposed to say 109 but the 1 and 0 are missing

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by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

9 errors?

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by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

We called up Gillaspie?

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BEAT LA

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by GiantBrass on Apr 29, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA

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by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 29, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK L.A.

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LA FITNESS

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 29, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Such as: DH

by Die Hard on Apr 29, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

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BEAT LA

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson. It’s just Manny. Just FINISH HIM.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 29, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

he's gonna get smoked

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by girltothemax on Apr 29, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Call Strikes Ump!

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by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 29, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m starting to kind of like Uribe.

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 29, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN

FINISH HIM!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FIIIIIINISH HIIIIIIIM

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 29, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK LA WOOHOO

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 29, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

img src = peanutsdance.gif

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 29, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

img that peanut dancer!

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Apr 29, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I imagine that being sung to the tune of Tiny Dancer

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 29, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT MANNYYYYYYY

YEAH!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

WOO HOOOOOOOOO!!!!1

yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Such as: DH

by Die Hard on Apr 29, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LA BEATEN

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 29, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

big party!

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 29, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LA

BEATEN

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

yay

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Apr 29, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT DODGERS

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 29, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU, DODGERS! SERIES WIN!

by scout6 on Apr 29, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s 4 straight series wins, right?

by FPTV on Apr 29, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Ssh

Manny’s still up here

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Wz

Haven't been to The Examined Life? No wonder your life feels so empty.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 29, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, pour the victory scotch... maybe two....

good night gentlemen….

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 29, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

done

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 29, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

WINNERS

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 29, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I LIKE WINZZZ

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

BACK AT .500 BITCHES

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 29, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh right NBC doesn’t televise the wrap. I was all wait where are they going?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

 Brian Wilson presents Eh

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

He sort of truncated his little pointedfingersvictory thing.

Growing up?

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back to .500. Looking forward to being plus .500 after next game.

by scout6 on Apr 29, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

That was much more fun than yesterday’s game.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 29, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD

True Blue LA made it to two gameday threads!!!!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Thier anger sustains me

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 29, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

this

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double speed

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

we need one with Lou Seal

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

Phanatic > Lou Seal

plus the Phanatic actually pisses off Tommy IRL.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure, but we’re the Giants.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

we need one with Lou Seal Crazy Crab!

by satyricrash on Apr 29, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I support this

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 29, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lou Seal sucks, though. Maybe Krazy Krab.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lou has grown on me over the years

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna get to work on this

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget the pelvic thrusts.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 29, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted to make a Giants one, but I couldn’t decide who gets the honor of wailing on Lasorda.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 29, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 29, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

This should be orange.

by Natto on Apr 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

this radio commercial sounds like he’s saying fart nuggets.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

My son is obsessed with Dora the Explorer, and there’s one part where the DVD says, “Laugh, dance, and have fun with Dora!” but I SWEAR it dounds like “Lapdance and have fun.”

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing. If I were 8 years old, it would’ve been the funniest thing ever.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 29, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

This time, I hope we stay above .500

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Good game Giants

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 29, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

#1 Google result for 'giants win dodgers lose'

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/4/28/858467/giants-lose-dodgers-win-a-game

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll allow it

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

dance dance dance!

What is best in life?

/ cackles!

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 29, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmmm, I like series wins

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

can we have some more please?

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 29, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, whoa

Post-game ad for KY Intense Gel

“She’s a screamer!”

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Grease and ready to go?

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 29, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

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