Open Gameday Thread 4/29 III
by WalrusMan on Apr 29, 2009 8:43 PM PDT
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fail beard
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
AWESOME BEARD
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
on my Christmas card list
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
threadburstjoy!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
might want to swing at that one next time nate
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Black spiderman uses his powers
Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!
He should just get it over with and legally change his name to that.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 29, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Juan Pierre is full of lolz
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Pierre looks like he...
Just stepped out onto a ledge to commit suicide but pussied out after he saw how far the fall would be.
oops
cheap ice cream if the game wraps up early:
http://www.baskinrobbins.com/firefighters/
just a sambple of carbon-based wastage
Throw strikes
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
TIM
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
the fans did not sound pleased by that call.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
They were correct in their unpleasantness.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Quentin has 8 HRs already?!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Good lord.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Superbeast. So glad I kept him in fantasy.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
so do the Oakland A's
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Just got home from work....I think Gameday is broken
It shows the Giants leading 5-0.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
And miss out on hearing Satan call this game on Prime Ticket?
Nope.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
Kruk keeps talking about Lincecum is struggling out of the windup. I remember him struggling out of the stretch when he first came up
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
Many relievers do that.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Man, nice curve
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
STFD LOLDAWG
YEAH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
ORLOLANDO HUDSON!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Shovel
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
fucking Manny.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Damn
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Get a goddamn haircut
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
Where the hell did that miss?!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Nowhere
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
McClellan is not having the best night.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
right down the pipe for a ball
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
What the fuck was that non-call?
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.
Bengie coming out of his crouch too soon.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
Ump fail?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Strikes
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
THROW STRIKES/CALL STRIKES
Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!
dammit, I thought that was going to be two.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Not hit hard enough
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
The world’s slowest double play attempt
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 29, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
Kruk’s right. The grounder was too slow.
I think Burriss played too far back, as well
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
Presumably, he was anticipating a faster ground ball.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.
Wish we coulda gotten two there.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Come on Tim, settle down.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
When awesome hits awesome... nothing happens?
Timmy throwing a baseball = awesome
Bengie Molina = awesome
TIM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
There’s the make-up call.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD KEMP!!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Just realized that.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Kemp, Loney and Either look really similar
Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!
Especially with a righty on the mound. They all have that same balanced stance.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Or Loney.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
way2go!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
Yes!
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
eh what happened? my cable feed went out then it was a commercial when it came back
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
mine too
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
I think it’s NBC’s signal.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.
yeah, didn’t they have like a HAM antenna when they bought the affiliation?
by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 29, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
McClelland’s nonchalant strike calling is killing me.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
Its weird
Tim has thrown 6 shut out innings only giving up 3 hits, but I think we can agree he is not on his A game tonight.
Hes that good
by kvdp12 on Apr 29, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
FAILFAILFAIL
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
/facepalm
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
Why the fuck was Burriss running so damned slow there?
HUSTLE FOOL.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
?
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
I must have missed that too
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Timmy is trying to jack one out
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
lol
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 29, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
/craps pants
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Z key is failing
Damn thing keeps popping off.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
I’ve noticed that’s been sketchy a couple times this week. Sometimes the auto-refresh goes too.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
my old computer didn’t have a CTRL key.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
FRED WALK
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
for 22oz!
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Here we go, Raven.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Triple replay
When Bengie keeps his , er , buttocks tucked in he seems to hit better.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
Some guys immediately feel like Giants
Darryl Hamilton was one. Edgar Renteria is not.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 29, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
Is he eating Orange Slices?
Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!
THE RAVEN!!!!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Not so girly now, huh?!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
Renteria 3-4. I like it
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
NONDESCRIPT BASEBALL PLAYER!!!
Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
IAWTC
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Gettin here late
just wanna say LOL DODGERS. Also, WTF BENGIE TRIPLE!??!?!?!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
This cannot be said enough..
“WTF BENGIE TRIPLE?!?”
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
SRSLY WTF
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I like watching Fast Fred.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
LOLOLOL
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I saw one of those in real life!
Weirdest fucking thing ever
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Yes, way to go Rents.... Lewis can fly...
The Giants are 5-1 in games that I listen to… keep the streak going…
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
yeah. his belly exploded.
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
nah. just messin. just a minor groin pull
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
If he'd quit picking at it
It would heal quicker
Ike Diogu - kicking ass and taking names since 4/13/09
its a mint that’s wafer thin
(favorite movie)
by thethrillisgone on Apr 29, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
mild but it's groin tightness so...
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
They said that’s is just a “tight groin”. No pull, and they took him out (on a cold night) as a precaution.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
yo, that’s a TIGHT groin
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 29, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
groin
it could be serious, it prolly isn’t. some groin strains become constant problems.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 29, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Failribe
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
Juan Uribe
meh.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
nah. i think he’s a valuable back up. plus, being jose’s relative wins you points.
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
but, he’s no Jose Uribe
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
didn’t jose change to uribe from something else? why is juan a uribe too then? did the whole family change their names together?
by thethrillisgone on Apr 29, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Dodger game thread
They were gonna get to Timmy the second time through the lineup. LOL
Oh, and they were giving each other reacharounds for hitting 1000 comments on last night’s game thread. LOL
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to throw down some penicillin with a turpentine chaser. sadlol
Ike Diogu - kicking ass and taking names since 4/13/09
Well, that is a record for them…
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
lol
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 29, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Timmy out of the stretch
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
Timmy out of the stretch and throwing strikes. I like.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Edgar’s BA up to .265
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Competence
Thy name is Poe
Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!
+1
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
So
have we looked as good as the score says?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
yeah
for the most part we’ve earned it so far
by positiveuphemism on Apr 29, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
awesome
Wish I coulda seen more
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
TIM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
TIM!
FINISH HIM!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Pittsburgh Pirates - 0 Yovani Gallardo - 1
Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK
STFD POOPER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
BTW
YOVANI GALLARDO BITCHES
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Got him in like the 15th round
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
STFD BLAKE!!!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
BURY HIM
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
Sit down, Turd
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 29, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
Yes
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
late as usual
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
all swinging?
cot damn
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Two hands!
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 29, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
TWO HANDS - YEAH!
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
Two hands Fred!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
109-19
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
actually i lied
91 pitches, not 90
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
ESPN Gamecast
Predicted Winner: SFO (99%)
Howry??
Ike Diogu - kicking ass and taking names since 4/13/09
JINKX
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Pot, this is kettle. Kettle, this is pot.
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
I am not a jinxer
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
BLOLAKE
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
That was a nice little stretch there for Tim. And with that, I’m off to bed. Night folks.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
For those of use stuck with the LAD feed,
please enlighten.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
Conan is fucking huge
I wouldn’t be making fun of him…
Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK
Conan gets a deal making a commercial for Sweden that’s really weird and is assured that it’ll only be seen in Sweden. They end up showing it at Times Square.
Judgment Day is coming
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Joey Joe Joe!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
Moooooooney!!!!!!!!!!!
yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Such as: DH
Raj: “he might never play again”
????
by thethrillisgone on Apr 29, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
D:
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, now I can go to bed.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
MONEY!!!!!!!!!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
BIG MONEY
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
$$$$$-TIME
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
MULA
At my work they’re making the permanent people take a week of MULA-mandatory unpaid leave of absence. I couldn’t help but laugh at the acronym.
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HIGH
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DEEP
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WAY BACK THERE
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GONE
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there is no such thing as scoring too many runs vs the Dodgers
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Those words don’t make sense together.
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WHAT IT IS BRO!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 29, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
HEY MONEY
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
Bengie Molina's going for the cycle
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
My apologies, Mr. Lee.
This is awkward.
/shows self out
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
nope
pour it on.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
THIS
DUCK THE FODGERS
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use ’em or lose ’em
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
STAY HOT MONEY!!!
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Holy shit this is so awesome
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Dammit, I’ve tried to be objective and stuff about him, but I can’t help it. I love Bengie.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
i concur
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this
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
of course
it’s easy when he’s hitting .320 with power…
aw but who couldn’t love that face?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I love Bengie
I love his blog and when he hits home runs.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
me too
Even if Posey looks awesome.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Totally. Bengie grew on me big time.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
no question, he’s been a good giant.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
See?
Buttocks retracted , HR exacted.
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by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
The Blank series showed...
When he’s fooled he sticks his ass out and flails mizzibly.
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by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie FTSlg in this game
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more Snot Rocket Cam in HD!
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 29, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
he is
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
yes that is right
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BTW HEEZ AZSHUN
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gonna happen
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Hit around twice
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Bengie
17 RsBI in 20 games
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Bengie has had a HR and Triple in the same game before. Wow.
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Bengie’s had a triple before?
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
when he was young and fast.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
it was in 2006!
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Yeah
That’s why they’re retrofitting the Bay Bridge now.
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NATE!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
so
can he try on a first baseman’s glove a few times maybe?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
N8 !!!!11111111111111
If Pablo is ‘fat Ichiro’…
does Bengie qualify for ’fat
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
I like this Sheerholz guy.
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should i feel bad for wanting winn to stay hurt for awhile?
by thethrillisgone on Apr 29, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
I hoping Winn can come back hot so we can flip him at the deadline
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i was supposed to go to the gym and watch the game on the treadmill like 2 hours ago, but i didnt want to jinx this bad boy. you are welcome everyone.
by projectmayhem713 on Apr 29, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
This mysterious right fielder is pretty good.
Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
HEY BRUCE STOP PLAYING NATE!!!!!
HES HITTING! BENCH HIM NOW
YOU FUCKING MORON.
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who?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 29, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
now just replace that catcher with Russell Martin and we’d really have something.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re next, Canada.
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 29, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
STILL AWESOME
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Is that Juggernaut?
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by girltothemax on Apr 29, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
i totally love this
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yeah, random bench player
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
What's the score?
Last time I checked it was 5-0 giants.
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7-0 baby
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left groin tightness
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I still think "left groin" is funny
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its true though
I pulled my right groin playing hockey before and was laughed at for having multiple groins. lol, but its true
mild groin tightness
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I'm sure he appreciates your compliment
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lol @ Kuiper wondering about the fans obsessing about Manny's socks
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have game, struggling manny
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Manny being Manny
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
everybody wang chung tonight
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Because he never listens to that.
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by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Has Timmy ever talked about why he bats L?
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I bet his Dad made him so that if pitching didn’t work out, he’d have an advantage hitting.
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
He pulled his classy muscle.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Ah... that little known muscle between your ass and a hole in the ground.
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
Classy Randy faked an injury so Nate could play tonight.
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 29, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
they said he fouled off his knee last night
by thethrillisgone on Apr 29, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Dave: “Any time a pitcher strikes out three times in a game, he’s probably having a good game!”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Not a winner
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That is what my nightmares are made of
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Back from dinner and walking the dog
And I’m starting to think that this Todd Linkendrum kid might be pretty good.
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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Nate Schierholtz?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
you're walking the dog? right now?
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by girltothemax on Apr 29, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
No, I’m back from doing the two things listed.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I could also call him
Tim Lincespooge.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
and put in who? They have no bench left except Holm and Velez
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
Howry
I just started watching last inning so I have no idea who’s been used already.
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Ishikawa’s not available?
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Aurilia’s getting a bit victimized in this inning.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
like every inning you mean?
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by girltothemax on Apr 29, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
why did he dive over that ground ball?
by thethrillisgone on Apr 29, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
he's rich aurilia
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crapola
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
I thought that said Orgy and I was really confused.
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I know players take them to the field….
by BucksForever on Apr 29, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
TIM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Everyday Affeldt warming up
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 29, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
We have tomorrow off
And I don’t think he’s pitched this series. I’m fine with it.
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Anybody but Justin Miller
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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 29, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
ok, take him out.
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
jeez
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
Hudson with the megacheap double.
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two cheap ass groundballs and then … :/
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
a cheap ass double
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
NOT MADE OF PORCELAIN
He’s made of skin, muscle, tissue, and bone, which is actually pretty fragile and hard to fix…
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Maybe I should go walk the dog again. :(
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yeah, srsly, gtfo
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I hope...
Bochy doesn’t take this into the next game and pinch hit for Timmy next time he has a situation like this. I want to see Timmy out there every eighth and ninth.
If he’s out there every eighth and ninth he’s pitching well, and if he’s pitching well I trust him over the Giants bullpen.
by BucksForever on Apr 29, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
uggggggggh. can we start this inning over?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
mulligan
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“greased up and ready to go” never sounds right in any context.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
he's tired
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by girltothemax on Apr 29, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
who isn’t
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 29, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Great game Tim. Now please go take a shower.
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
For wilriv in the future when I have to link to this comment
Lincecum is completely gassed right now. He should be done. Calm down Future Wilriv.
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GRM talks more generally than about one specific thing.
Plus he’s not in postgame threads a lot.
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Send in Yabu
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send in tyler walker!
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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 29, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
How many of Tim’s baserunners will Affeldt allow to score?
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 29, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
3
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
this one. :(
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by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 29, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
-1
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well not that
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I have a good feeling about this prediction!
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not sure
would like to see one for timmy someday tho
by agiantmistake on Apr 29, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Complete Games or more than 17 Ks
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what part of that? i guess he might have had someone warming up to start the inning, but he couldn’t really take him out any eariler than he did
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Fair point
I did feel like Timmy could have been taken out before Hudson’s at-bat, though, when things looked like they were beginning to slip away.
Bay Area Bruin.
Affy Taffy?
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Nice Uribe!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
TWSS
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
I like it
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
Dodgers have swung at a lot of first pitches tonight. seems odd.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
True Blue LA thinks they're clever
http://www.truebluela.com/2009/4/29/858556/winning-road-trip-or-losing-road#15041767
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
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wow, never heard that one before
lol butthurt dodgers fans
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I bet all 3 of them are laughing their asses off.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 29, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay but the Bendemolena thing is funny.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh?
Did you post that at MCC?
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
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No
I haven’t come up with a clever enough way to post it yet
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Grant’s Sully caption was better
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 29, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
whoa
he looks like he just did an olympic sport, the pole jumping?
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by girltothemax on Apr 29, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
AFFELDT!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Jeremy Affeldt’s Towel Drill is Krukow’s new favorite thing.
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Kuip fail
He called Mota “Moto” as if he had never seen the name before.
No, we said FINISH HIM, not THROW A BUNCH OF BALLS TO HIM.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
+1
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by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 29, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
By “Fireman” you didn’t mean someone who explodes the win into a fiery heap of flaming crap , did you?
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by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Affy...
When do we start playing teams outside our division? like the Nats
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
why is wilson up. shit. bochy is probably going to have him pitch the ninth now.
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
we have a day off
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
every fucking hit this inning has been cheap as hell
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Fucking shit.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
dude it's 2-7
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by girltothemax on Apr 29, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude is gender neutral
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
i was gonna say that
thanks.
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by girltothemax on Apr 29, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
yes it is dude
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
dude I call jpon dude a lot
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
You're dudettes.
A “dude” , by timeworn definition , goes back to "dude ranch’ where City Slicker types played cowboy.
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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
no
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Dudette is a horrible word and if anyone calls me it, I’ll punch you in the stomach.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
dudette sounds like a pastry
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by girltothemax on Apr 29, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I so agree!
Yummm
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by girltothemax on Apr 29, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
is dudette a large 2 compartment suitcase?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey , I was there. I saw it invented.
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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
words change over time!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
nah
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
“dudettes” reminds me of middle school when, for about two days, people started using the word “dudical” as a synonym for cool at my school.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I bet those two days sucked.
Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
they were not dudical
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not sure about that
sometimes I call my wife “dude” and she gives me a funny look like I’m crazy. not sure if it’s b/c she’s female, from Japan or b/c she’s my wife and I’m supposed to call her sweetie or something.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
All of those could work...
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Jr calls me "Dude"
I tell him to change the vowel.
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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Mother's Day next week!
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by girltothemax on Apr 29, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
you know something I don’t?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
well, I’m glad we scored all those extra runs….
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
where are of those people that were posting to save some of these runs?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 29, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Crap. At least only two of those are charged to Tim.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
3
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
D’oh. I forgot he allowed 4 baserunners, not 3.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
haha
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 29, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I have him and Tim.
So this +infinity kthx
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by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 29, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
My ERA is already fucked. Let’s get out of this please.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, he does have a base open to play with.
/Kruk
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 29, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
BRIAN
FINISH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Those are epic feet
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 29, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Uribe!
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Imitation Pablo!
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 29, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Such as: DH
Reebay!
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U
Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK
that was huge
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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
URIBE HOLY CRAP
I went \o/ IRL
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
Uribe still sucks, though.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I’m gonna have to watch the replay of that catch, it seems.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Wes Littleton Award!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
shit, the page moved. reply fail.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Technically a save situation
such a silly stat
Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK
Wes Littleton Award
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
lulz
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
awesome!
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by girltothemax on Apr 29, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
OO-REE-BAYY!!!
Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 29, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
oh Fred
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Flem:
“Bengie’s put a lot of pressure on the Dodgers tonight with his speed…”
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