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Open Gameday Thread part 2

We have a documented report of Giants offense.   Do not be alarmed!

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Screencap of Lincecum's sac bunt.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 29, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Have we stole 3rd yet this year?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes he has.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Productive out TImmy. I like

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha, awesome caption.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 29, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE I DON’T EVEN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

With Burriss’ speed, I’d have preferred a straight steal and let Tim bunt him to 3rd

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I always do that in baseball video games with fast guys

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont..

I straight steal 2nd, then straight steal 3rd.. Then suicide squeeze him home.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You play video games? That prroves you’re not really a girl!

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only baseball video game I ever played was a crappy Tiger Electronics handheld one from the early 90s.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s the game I always see in my dream where there’s a dinosaur reflection in it.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 29, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

POOPIN

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

That was not a strike, blue.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred, don’t K

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey now, Freddie. Let’s do this!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

oioavoiqhiwja I thought that was getting called.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

too close

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 29, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred’s plate discipline is much better this year

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 29, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

…sarchasm?

Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.

by boonitez on Apr 29, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Err

He was among the leaders in pitches per at bat last year.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did I just sarchasm?

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh, no, not sarchasm. I know he still strikes out to much, but his selection seems better.

EDGAR!!!!

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 29, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? He still strikes out looking a lot. I guess he does take more then any Giant though.

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did I just sarchasm?

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, sort of productive out but not rly

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

NO K!

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Freddie..

Ground attack only works with a runner on 3rd.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Productive out at least.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Semi-productive

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting article on stealing home in yesterday’s USA Today. It’s hardly ever done any more

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would have been a run if they did my steal, then sac to 3rd

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

That, or the third out.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 29, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

How much worse are the odds of getting caught stealing than Lincecum not getting the bunt down?

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

But for that to work, you’d need both to happen.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 29, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That second to last pitch to Fred could have been a strike

Freddie really does not understand the concept of fouling pitches off with 2 strikes if its close.

PROTECT!

by kvdp12 on Apr 29, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

RENTERIA! :D

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT BABY

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

HELL YES EDGAR

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT 2-2

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Edgar Renteria is a World Series MVP!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I still like Renturia.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

He still gets RBI base hits for the Giants

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Renteria!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 29, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 29, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like Renteria needs a nickname. Edgar and Renteria are both kind of unwieldy. And Rent is lame.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Suggestions

Go

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no clue, he seems so non-descript.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, its weird, maybe one will present itself to us

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like. Much better than Poe.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can dig this one.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 29, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

his name is my name too!

by mrpata on Apr 29, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

whenever we go out the people always shout

hey money

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rent Money?

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 29, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fat Eddy

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

This makes me think of Fast Eddie’s, my favorite sub shop in Boston.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

There used to be some bleacher bum at Candlestick named Fast Eddie. He even wrote it on the back of his shirt with a sharpie. Funny guy.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

There also used to be a sportscaster named Fast Eddy

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

rent money

we already have b-money and lil-money…

by projectmayhem713 on Apr 29, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

iawtc

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 29, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

net ignorance

i havent figured that one out yet, google toolbar, here i come

by projectmayhem713 on Apr 29, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a cool, hip new way to say “Me too.”

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to be with it, but then they changed what “it” was. Now, what I’m with isn’t it, and what’s “it” seems weird and scary to me.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 29, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also wear the cufflinks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hasn’t earned to be called anything-money yet.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

All I can think of with Edgar is Medgar Evers, and that’s reeeeeally not appropriate.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

extraterentrial?

cause he looks like a friggin alien?

Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.

by boonitez on Apr 29, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the eyes…

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 29, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

No that was Vizcaino.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 29, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poe

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rent’s got you all in check.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WOO HOO

9-10 - Howry Fail.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Pride of Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 29, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Kuip: “And Sandoval takes loooooooooow … STRIKE!”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

renteria

possibly not bad

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 29, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

We really were writing him off too early. The guy does have a track record of being a hitter

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially in the NL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Bengie and Pablo were injected with salt water?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 29, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Tee hee hee

Like the fat chicken reference as they do seem to be “plumping” up nicely. Reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield in Back to school “Balloooned up nicely.”

by SF Bay Area on Apr 29, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lady at my work looks like the nurse

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 29, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Craft Torre

Hitting the pitcher 8th.

Scallywag…

9-10 - Howry Fail.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Pride of Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 29, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good god, where did that miss?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw him the shovel.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Luckily Timmy saved those pitches.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 29, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope Jon Miller does his Vin Scully impression

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

in Japanese, please

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda is flashing some leather tonight.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

lol it sounds like Sandoval likes to throw really hard

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

He does have a gun.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throws hard, swings hard,

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD BLAKE
in that groundout to third sort of way

by lehmsbobby on Apr 29, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim

So, what’s anyone’s best guess on when he’ll throw his first no-hitter?

June.

bringing you moral turpitude since 1963

by Idaho Nick on Apr 29, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I used to think Shawn Estes would eventually throw a no hitter. :(

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should have

And nearly did a couple times

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 29, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

that 1 hitter against the cubs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Johnson had to go and throw the perfect game the same day.

Jerk.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Note for newer fans: before Estes became a sad joke, he had like two or three complete game two-hitters back in 1997)

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember those. I was always waiting for him to throw a no-no.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was good

in 97

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 29, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

2011 World Series

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on Apr 29, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

2009 World Series

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perfect game, after which he leaps into Bengie’s arms.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean Buster’s arms?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are correct

My bad. I was looking at the 2009 comment there.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is more like it.

bringing you moral turpitude since 1963

by Idaho Nick on Apr 29, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is how you like it

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

shut up

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

iawtc

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're the historian, right?

And you deal in this superstitous crap?

Go ahead, indulge yourself. You don’t have the power to hurt Tim Lincecum.

bringing you moral turpitude since 1963

by Idaho Nick on Apr 29, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

shut up

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

the new nah

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eat me.

bringing you moral turpitude since 1963

by Idaho Nick on Apr 29, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

shut up

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

num num I taste good.

bringing you moral turpitude since 1963

by Idaho Nick on Apr 29, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you a potato?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I won’t speak for anyone else, but I’m not superstitious at all – but I do like to honor baseball traditions in this regard.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh well, in that case

When do you think he’s going to scratch and spit for the first time?

bringing you moral turpitude since 1963

by Idaho Nick on Apr 29, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please don’t say things like this.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 29, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, Really?

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really.

bringing you moral turpitude since 1963

by Idaho Nick on Apr 29, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, but that is not something one should say. You owe money next kangaroo court.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

What works?

You mean it doesn’t work like this: I ask a question, and people offer answers?

Or,

You mean it doesn’t work like this: I ask a question, and people tell me to shut the fuck up?

Or what?

bringing you moral turpitude since 1963

by Idaho Nick on Apr 29, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a question that you just do not ask. That is how it works.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't need these lectures.

There is no rule against speculating on when someone will throw a no-hitter.

bringing you moral turpitude since 1963

by Idaho Nick on Apr 29, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes there is.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 29, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW TIM'S GOT A NO HITTER GOING

Now I broke a rule.

bringing you moral turpitude since 1963

by Idaho Nick on Apr 29, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re a dick, go away.

by satyricrash on Apr 29, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, aren’t you cool.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven’t spent too much time in a dugout apparently.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes there is. You do not talk about no-hitters until after they happen.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re supposed to speculate without actually using the words ‘no hitter’. Constraint begets creativity.
Or you can defy convention and then be all confused by people being pissed off by your defiance.

Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 29, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel vindicated every time Sandoval makes a play at 3rd

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I bow to your wisdom

I did not think Sandoval was going to be that great at third….Thought we would be using him more as catcher…

by SF Bay Area on Apr 29, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

im glad to see timmy hitting 96 with more regularity, i was a little concerned. although he has been “pitching” more and his secondary pitches look amazing, even compared to last year

by projectmayhem713 on Apr 29, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

especially that change, it looks WICKED AWESOME. im even swinging at it from my couch. nice little dive away from leftys

by projectmayhem713 on Apr 29, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

SIT

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD STULTS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

GIDDOWN!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 29, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Shovel

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD STULTSY

good thoughts Torre 8th
fail

by lehmsbobby on Apr 29, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

ORLYA

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

ORLYA

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I love it

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

sit, John Peter!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Richie flashing more leather

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Quick out right there.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 29, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

3 up 3 down again

and he hasn’t even reached 30 pitches yet

by mrpata on Apr 29, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Setting himself up for a nice long outing.

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slingbox fail, what did Pierre do?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

fail

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same thing he always does.

FAIL.

(ground-out to 1st)

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 29, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

juan being juan

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grounded sharply to first. Nice play by Richie

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howry, Affeldt and Mehders thank Timmy.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 29, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: I hate the word "nettiquite"

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on Apr 29, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Susan Boyle.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 29, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

hate the media craziness, don’t hate her.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Simon Cowell?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 29, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s valid.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of hate Honey Moon Summer Ale. But I’ve got one more left. *opens *

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 29, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Her new look is actually really cute and she looks good.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t get people getting on her case for that. She’s got the right to do whatever the fuck she wants

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHES A RINGER

Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 29, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

People are getting on her case?

FUCK YO SCARF

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were some articles about it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed it and I think it's very stupid

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I thought to myself when I read the comment.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 29, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awww man. I like her. I love that new recording they unearthed singing Billie Holiday or something

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate twitter

because hating twitter is more hipster than being on twitter

by mrpata on Apr 29, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just baffled as to why it’s supposed to be surprising and amazing that an unattractive person can sing.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 29, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

W-w-w-what?

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on Apr 29, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

unattractive people can't do anything

Don’t you read US Magazine?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

“omg and i was like whoa she’s ugly what a joke and then she sang and she was like good and i was like omg how could this be ugly people can’t be talented it’s some code or something wtf?”

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 29, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at the best-selling singers, most are unusually good-looking, especially the female singers. It shouldn’t really matter for an audio medium, but it does.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 29, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

does that count as a portmanteau? because i love the word “portmanteau”

by FPTV on Apr 29, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a neat word. Portmanteau.

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on Apr 29, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

a large suitcase.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

A large suitcase with two compartments, so a word made out of two other words is a portmaneau.

Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 29, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it bad luck to start watching the game now after listening for first 3?

by po on Apr 29, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

doh

but i wanna see timmy pitch now

by po on Apr 29, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dont disobey the universe

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you do and the Giants lose, we will blame you.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 29, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you want them to win it is

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I love first pitch hacking!

9-10 - Howry Fail.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Pride of Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 29, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, against the guy that had no control last inning. Way to go.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shawon is a mack

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

GAMER!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

grit

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

GAMER SINGLE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Because Ishi is hurt and the pitcher is a lefty, which Richie can hit

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he actually hurt?

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 29, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Took a slider off the ankle

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, i saw that pitch

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 29, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he’s going to miss a game or two. I think he hit a ball of his foot or something

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I think the Dodgers will get A LOT OF HITS IN THIS GAME

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 29, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

.... quiet

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gritacular

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

good redemption for the strikeout last time

by mrpata on Apr 29, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

gritty steal

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

GAMER STEAL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I like how Miller says SAFE

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on Apr 29, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

He was out.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

noop.

fingertips.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

tagged in between gamer hands

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 29, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Hudson, cocky ass

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it me...

…or is the changeup the new first pitch fastball?

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

HUSTLE PLAY

GETS THE UNI DIRTY, BROKEN RIBS AND ALL

MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.

by Sammy Danger on Apr 29, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

fail

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Great AB Richie.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Richie

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just noticing how rowand had no steal attempts so far this year.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 29, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

He's saving his grit so he can go all out even more

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on Apr 29, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott avoiding the GiDP

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Bloop fail, those always look promising

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Scully thinks that Bochy prefers Schierholtz today because Bochy wanted the Lefty Lefty match up.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

/supressed laugh

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s go Nate

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

WHO IS THAT?!?!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

i heart schierholtz :)

I'm a man

by Wes_Mantooth on Apr 29, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE MOTHERFUCKING SCHIERHOLTZ

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

WHO!

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 29, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

He won't get fooled again

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHO!!!!!!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

The lefty hit the lefty!

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LEFTIES CAN'T HIT LEFTIES!!!

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

OPPO

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

this guy’s good. what’s his name again?

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Apr 29, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

HE'S THE JUGGERNATE, BITCH.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

where’s that picture?!

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Apr 29, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woah

I just saw a bat float in the air by itself and rope a double to left field!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 29, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE NATE NATE NATE NATE NATE NATE NATE

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 29, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

The only thing bad about Nate doing well, is it makes the Rowand signing even more stupid.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAAA

9-10 - Howry Fail.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Pride of Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 29, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I love the Nate oppo double, happens pretty frequently

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I'M PUMPED!

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 29, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

noooooo

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

so disturbing

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 29, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sad,,,,

Disgusting…and pretty sad….surprised he hasn’t done porno…

by SF Bay Area on Apr 29, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glad he hasn’t done porno.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats just a bad all around picture

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, there goes my appetite.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 29, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boom Shakalaka

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

FREEDOM STAINS

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA

yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Such as: DH

by Die Hard on Apr 29, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of think Nate is a good hitter.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

please tell the Giants.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only he could play third...

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by GiantBrass on Apr 29, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only kind of think it.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s no Eugenio

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate "The Invisible Man" Shierholtz

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by GiantBrass on Apr 29, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

on Manny's behalf

SUCK IT

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Massive this

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

and who would you start?

velez?

Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie

by Gamer101 on Apr 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

can we start a collection for him?

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

you were saying…?

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you miss some of the nice D he’s played

AND THE RBI SINGLE?

BOOYAH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

pwnd

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, again, not a strike, blue.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

generous zone tonight. at least it seems to both teams getting the calls

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 29, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

True.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

what? why swing at that?

I'm a man

by Wes_Mantooth on Apr 29, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Deuces.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

MAANNNYYYY!!!!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

MANNY!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

BLOOP

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Manny being Manny!

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 29, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

....-PIG

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

FLU

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok. so we got Manny’s nickname down.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

MANNY RIB!!!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MANNY WTF

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Lucky SOB

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

MANNY RBI

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK ON THAT HATAS!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

DLOLdgers

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY DOES HE HIT LEFT HANDED?!? 400 HITTER RIGHTY!!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Clutch hits!

5 runs! I’m loving life!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD STULTS!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

manny being manny

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Taking hitting lessons from Bengie

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Sex > Bad Sex > Beating the Dodgers > Everything Else

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Beating the Dodgers > Bad Sex

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh most definitely

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

well...

bad how? like just not that memorable, or like, painful?

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 29, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

you don’t find out until its too late.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if bad sex is really better than beating the Dodgers. It’s gotta be close.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on why the sex is bad. If it’s just boring or awkward, that’s workable. If it’s painful or disturbing, then no, it’s no good.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

he totally shouldn’t have swung at that. but it worked, so I guess I can’t complain too much.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

a pitcher on the ropes? I got nuthin

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 29, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip and Flem on the radio were saying Burriss had to expand the zone so that it wasn’t left up to the pitcher to knock in the run.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 29, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s some truth to that, but it also seems like kind of a stretch

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 29, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It does, especially since Timmy’s average is higher than Burriss’ right now.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 29, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re on the hook to do the same next AB now

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 29, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

reply fail, meant for SF Bay Area

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 29, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I’ve got a crazy idea: Manny should continue batting right-handed.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

IF THIS IS A DREAM, NOBODY WAKE ME

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Emannual Burris PGA Tour

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by GiantBrass on Apr 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Manny hitting ribbies.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

WOO HOO

9-10 - Howry Fail.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Pride of Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 29, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

If I was Lincecum here, my bat wouldn’t leave my shoulders.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

bah

let him swing for the fences

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

His hair would ensnare it

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

dangit, if only I had a tv available now

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 29, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Even gameday and game thread are giving me a sense of the giddiness…

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 29, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does Comcast play A's commercials during a Giants broadcast?

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Its science

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they are trying to get everyone to know that the A's don't play on the same channel as the Giants anymore

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 29, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hooray Wins!

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on Apr 29, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't jinx it.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Borderline jinx

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hooray Winning

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on Apr 29, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game is making me substantially happier than last nights game.

Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.

by boonitez on Apr 29, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Such as: DH

by Die Hard on Apr 29, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss

knocks pitchers out of ballgames

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 29, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

made me laugh

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't believe we have 5 runs in the 3rd

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 29, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Whats the most we’ve scored in a game? 6?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

10 on opening day

9-10 - Howry Fail.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Pride of Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 29, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's right.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alderson and Bumgarner still in San Jose

Sunday May 3rd Alderson will start and on Monday May 4th Bumgarner will start

by wilriv21 on Apr 29, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

they couldnt leave on a sour note

by po on Apr 29, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY SUNDAY

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 29, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay TimA

I’ve already seen him pitch but it’s still good times.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

To those that say Burriss shouldn’t have swung at that:

With two outs and a man in scoring position and the pitcher up next, you have to expand the strike zone

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

"Expand" the strike zone?

More like "Actually take it off my shoulder and hope I make contact….

by SF Bay Area on Apr 29, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wish the girlfriend where here...SF 5 LA 0 3 rd inning? Don't pinch me

Feel like it could be a Big night…Starting to feel like things are stirring….

by SF Bay Area on Apr 29, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

eww

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 29, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are taking that a bit extreme in this case. Yeah swing at close- Balls/Strikes but not BID’s

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your SF Giants

Knocking the starter out after 2 2/3 innings.

9-10 - Howry Fail.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Pride of Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 29, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

ahem

DODGER starter

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry

9-10 - Howry Fail.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Pride of Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 29, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose Grant did recommend winning. Should we give him credit? Well…

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 29, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

credit Grant? no way.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

2011 World Series

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on Apr 29, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should get some money bet with the rest of the pitching staff

Make it interesting…See if Cain can take the pot this year…

by SF Bay Area on Apr 29, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA!!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

tad late?

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

barely got my link working

by cloudydays on Apr 29, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Tim body armor on his right elbow.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

loaned by BLB

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn I'd encase it in steel if it would help protect him...

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on Apr 29, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s cybernetic

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey

A fair share of my happiness depends on that arm.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 29, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry Leroy Lincecum

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is his pitching arm

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yahoo box score got confused by Nate hitting a double

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

he's not in their database

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

so did I

9-10 - Howry Fail.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Pride of Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 29, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry doesn’t know how to play the guitar

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 29, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

He doesn't know how to pitch either

Has that stopped him from doing either activity?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That add with Zito and Lou Seal spoofing Bob Dylan is cool

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe @3rd? What happened to Pablo?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOO URIBEE

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Apr 29, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is pablo out?

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 29, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda?

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, where is Panda? Why is Uribe in?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

NBC thank god

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Raj much better than her.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You like Raj beyond professionally

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm allowed to fangirl the media

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

NBC thank god

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

fail

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ffffff

and Pablo was fielding so well!

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on Apr 29, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF PABLO IS OUT? D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

oh noes

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

stfd, bitch

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 29, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo hurt?

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

FurcLOL

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD RAFAIL FURCLOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

RaFAIL

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

stfd

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 29, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I now have a lot of respect for Scully, and I will explain why later.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I was surprised to hear that too.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

he has always been life first and baseball over Dodgers

by wilriv21 on Apr 29, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve obviously heard him more than me. I expect our announcers to say that phrase every other sentence.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something like “there is something special going on right now…blah…blah” and didn not mention that the Dodgers were being no-hit.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the great things about Vinnie (and he has plenty of attributes) is that he is not a homer and give just due to the opposition

by wilriv21 on Apr 29, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

respectable

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Vin. He’s class all the way.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep. Vin is great. Its funny, because the Dodgers have a history for trying to force broadcasters to be homers (al downing was fired because he wasn’t one)…but Scully is immune to that. Even though he is so closely identified with the dodgers, somehow none of that evil rubs off on him.

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 29, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scully won’t even do it.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit

He came up lame running to 1st in his last AB

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Calf?

Like the A’s 3 calf injuries last night?

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 29, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I think the A’s need to look into a different strength training / conditioning coach/person/thingy.

by Merope on Apr 29, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy gettin squeezed a little bit.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 29, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

good job, Idaho person.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Idaho Nick!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

This game suddenly has way too much Juan Uribe for my liking

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 29, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 29, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT IDAHO NICK

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 29, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Glad I could be of service.

It had to be me.

bringing you moral turpitude since 1963

by Idaho Nick on Apr 29, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Idaho Dick

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Heard that one before.

bringing you moral turpitude since 1963

by Idaho Nick on Apr 29, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit ODawg

I blame Uribe

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw.

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on Apr 29, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Besides, we can probably only handle so much awesome at a time. It takes some getting used to.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 29, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Tim, calm down.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

he actually jinxed it too

9-10 - Howry Fail.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Pride of Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 29, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

but he didn’t say it, outright.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a little classier then to do that

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

but that’s not what i was talking about (my crappy internet feed is about 3 minutes behind)

by cloudydays on Apr 29, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Grant Idaho Nick

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't get it

What’s Idaho Nick?

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

It doesn’t know how things work

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good golly, I have a lot of control over Tim Lincecum.

Maybe he’ll give me a cut to STFU.

Someone tell him about me, will ya"?

bringing you moral turpitude since 1963

by Idaho Nick on Apr 29, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh no,

a hit and a crazy wild pitch. why did uribe bring suck onto the field

by projectmayhem713 on Apr 29, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice curve

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

First time out of the stretch and Manny is at the plate…

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 29, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not scared..

Lincecum it pitching.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buckled

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT MANNY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Unknown RF

Has a nice arm

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

My mustache approves.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

My chin merkin as well

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine as well

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that BaLoney out there?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got Mannny!!!!

No double tonight…THank TIMMMY

by SF Bay Area on Apr 29, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Oooh free Sake set

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Really? Man, I wish I was in town.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want!

Might be heading to Fresno that night though, if it’s the Friday night game.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahaha Eithier was sooo late on that

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

finishing time

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 29, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

terrible throw by Nate

by wilriv21 on Apr 29, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Tightness in Panda groin

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim Eithier?

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo left groin tightness

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Ruh-roh, not another groin.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Left groin?

I only have one groin!

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on Apr 29, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD ETHIER!!!!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD ETHIER

<3 TIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

sit

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 29, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

and GTFO

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

stfd, Andre!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 29, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

/adjusts monocle

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, IDK if anyone heard but Sandoval has tightness in his groin.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

He is really excited about Tim’s pitching.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 29, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda eXXXpress again

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

uhhh

renteria and sandoval with the tight groins. kinda wondering if there is a connection there, or…

by projectmayhem713 on Apr 29, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

and there it is

Early nominee for awkward post of the game.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 29, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would like to thank my parents for letting the tv raise me, and god, of course, without whome i would have no awkward thoughts and comments at all.

by projectmayhem713 on Apr 29, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is awesome, all the people here in SLO seem to think Billingsly is better than Lincecum..

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Kindly show them a television set

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

All the people there in SLO are stupid.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 29, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are they, uh, sane?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

All the people in SLO are fucking dumb.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not very smart people in SLO

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame myself for leaving.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 29, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LinceKum

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha, Ethier is mad. Ethier can suck it.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 29, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

109

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I took the over on 11

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Tim Showing Cy Young stuff?

Is Tim on the way to another one this year? I think so….

by SF Bay Area on Apr 29, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s fairly ridiculous.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He will every Cy Young forever.

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on Apr 29, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how he just becomes the award.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

10

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

28

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on Apr 29, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

My wife is black and a Raiders fan. I’m white and a Charger fan. We’re the ultimate mixed marriage

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

not powder blue?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

wont hold that against you

by wilriv21 on Apr 29, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess we know who wheres the funny costumes to games in that family

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

wear*

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

your wife is not Brandon Crawford

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess since Timmy gave up a hit, I can now go make my Mac ’N Cheese

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit, I thought that was going to be a hit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Manny almost missed that. Damn.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Manny almost pulled a Fred

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 29, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

My birthday = Giants score Runz

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 29, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Classy Birthday

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy is keepin the bench classy.

April isn’t his month, anyway.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 29, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay I missed this classy meme. Can someone fill me in?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Winn is classy. That’s it.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 29, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

OldJ’s son= Wynn

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy Friggin’ Birthday!

Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 29, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLD MAN

by satyricrash on Apr 29, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIANTZ FANZ R OLD!!!

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

/waves cane

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 29, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MORE LIKE OLDJACKET

wait

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

throwing a "what if" out there

So if we keep a big lead and timmy keeps on throwing like this, how far should he go – keep him in to save the pen? Take him out to give someone (matos?) work and save TImmy? How far do we push him, 100, 110, 120 pitches?

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 29, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully..

We take him out after 9 innings and 90 pitches.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t get ahead of yourself

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rest the pen.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on pitch count/inning. Once he goes over 100 pitches, either that or the following inning will be his last. I hope this helps. ;)

by positiveuphemism on Apr 29, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manny looked like he thought it was the 3rd out after he caught it. I’d swear he was jogging in after he threw the ball in

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Does anyone on our team hit it to their pull side besides Molina? I feel like everything is opposite field.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

JUAN OOOOOO REEE BAY

by lehmsbobby on Apr 29, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOREEEEBAY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

run fat man

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 29, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a Panda-type swing.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo imparted his powers onto Uribe before he left the game

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice hit Uribe!

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

URIBBEEE!!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Not Pablo!

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 29, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fat Ichiro Pablo

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am suspicious of this Juan Uribe who has a hit.

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by groug on Apr 29, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

It's secretly Sandoval.

He went to the bathroom and pooped out 50% of his body fat

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on Apr 29, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK

I should probably adopt Juan Uribe, even though he’s the wrong Uribe.

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 29, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Channelling inner panda

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this retro night and no one told me? There appears to be a Giants Offense.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 29, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I can bellow like a bull in a briar patch. They can usually hear me. But do they listen? NNNOOOOOOO!

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 29, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to work the count Bengie.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Darn

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Does anybody else mix up the fat guys on the team when you’re watching without sound?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 29, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate to admit it..

But yeah

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Donuts a’plenty

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fraid so...

Jiggling Jello all looks alike…

by SF Bay Area on Apr 29, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

not really

Skin color, face, or stance when they’re hitting are good enough to tell them apart.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 29, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was Juan really nice hit

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Too bad there was nobody on base or he would have gotten Uribe.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 29, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, I was almost excited there

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

careful with your left groin

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 29, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants have scored enough runs today to take tomorrow off

by wilriv21 on Apr 29, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Does that mean you have 25 penises?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s George Washington!

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 29, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to envision this and I hate you for it.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re welcome.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

must be pretty impressive at the urinal trough

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 29, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 29, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 29, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

impressive

it even comes with night lighting

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 29, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright, Tim

Keep it goin’

9-10 - Howry Fail.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Pride of Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 29, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Scully’s letting us know Tim’s favorite sexual positions.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 29, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Bend over Dodgers!

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm that is an image i certainly do not need.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 29, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AM GOING TO BE IN VEGAS TO SEE A REAL MANNY

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

you mean tranny

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 29, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are in LA

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

W. Hollywood

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Down the middle for a ball

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes, Tim.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Call strikes, ump

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think Lincecum’s dad made Timmy hit lefty just incase he didn’t make it as a pitcher?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I just watched the Money triple replay twice.

And Miller made me laugh twice with his patented incredulity tone.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk’s NO WAY!!! reaction was hilarious

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I JUST LOST A BET!!!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DON'T HAVE A HOUSE TO GO HOME TO!

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scully’s dulcet tones are talking about Timmy’s “pre-teen gymnastics” exploits

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 29, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I drew hearts around him in my notebook.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

1st pitch was a strike

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 29, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Loney is a pansy.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 29, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Ahh

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

"...nowadays , everyone blogs or tweets..."

If they’re regular.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I’M POOPING!!!

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 29, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

PANIC

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Tim.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, that cap is fugly.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d be more impressed if it was actually solar-powered.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 29, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

a pg&e cap should be all black

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 29, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT RUSSEL J MARTIN

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD MARTIN!!!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

sit

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 29, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Yikes, so good

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah that change was dirrrty

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 29, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAUTIFUL

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW HIM THE SHOVEL

BURY HIM

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

We can get some stimulus money for that

Cause it’s a shovel-ready project!

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by groug on Apr 29, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe Casey Blake has 5 home runs

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 29, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

This is my dream. I have a change-up fetish.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish for MadBum to wake up and have one of these

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

timmys about the bitchslap blake

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 29, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN CASEY FUCKING BLAKE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Just nasty.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 29, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

nom nomm nom

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 29, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 29, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking sweet!

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD BLAKE

Timmy is throwing darts.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

haha stfd casehead

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 29, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Not fair, cant hit that

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

wow...

that was a DIRTY change!!!

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 29, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

meh.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

wierd

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t throw that next time, Rent.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 29, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

FU Dewitt

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

That sequence to Blake was obscene.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

made me laugh.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

cheapie

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Casey Blake DeWitt.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 29, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria is sporting some classy goggles.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

If you want to find a picture, do a Goggle Image Search

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like one pitch outs by the Los Angeles Dodgers

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

thank you Juan

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Been watchin' the game. . .

and actually enjoying it. Weird.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 29, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Does feel funny don't it?

Haven’t tried Viagra, but I bet this is what it feels like…SF 5 LA 0

by SF Bay Area on Apr 29, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

but if the game last more than 4hrs call a Dr.

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 29, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

rowand is not a fan of timmy’s backflips apparently

by cloudydays on Apr 29, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Hit

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hit all the way.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This kid is alright

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 29, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a feeling that this Tom Limsekom guy might be pretty good.

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by groug on Apr 29, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s no Barbara Billingsley

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Doug Kershaw

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Francis Liriano

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

But can he play 3rd like what his name can?

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 29, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sharknose?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 29, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shieldsup?

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like her to play third base for me.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 29, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

id like to get to third base with her…

by cloudydays on Apr 29, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ tips cap

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 29, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Bush?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Bullington?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Daniel Moskos?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn't sure what we were doing with that one

But it made me realize I didn’t know much of Moskos after the draft. I looked at his player page at MiLB.com. Yikes.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice ERA Kuo

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s no Jason Heyward

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoops wrong comment

but this works too

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are correct in the assumption that he is not Jason Heyward

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That comment’s no Jason Heyward.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 29, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Porcello got lit up tonight

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 29, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I love it, I mean, who doesn't

Told you so….

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

errors

They called up Gillaspie.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I laughed

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 29, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think its a Roman numeral or something

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is almost Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our featured postgame entertainer.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

5

5 dollar

5 dollar foot long…

by cloudydays on Apr 29, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ray Ray

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not a five, that’s an “S”, for “sucks”.

by satyricrash on Apr 29, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

5th inning

No reason to be alarmed

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 29, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably just a smudge on the computer screen

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s retro night. the thought the could bring some “O” out of the closet.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 29, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That catch was ethier than it looked

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Great ABs guys. Way to work the count against the guy with the crooked ERA and no control.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
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by cornball on Apr 29, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 29, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

31-cent scoop night at BaskinRobbins:

http://www.baskinrobbins.com/firefighters/

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 29, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy with 7 strike outs in 6 innings

Wow, offense support…I feel kind of weak in the knees…

by SF Bay Area on Apr 29, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

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