Retirement Doesn't Have Anything to Do with Barry Bonds

God bless those lunatics at the Dugout.

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This seems to be the only way they’d ever bring up the Giants.

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by Natto on Apr 29, 2009 10:10 AM PDT reply actions

Shout out to Baggs

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 10:29 AM PDT reply actions

baggardly

by chilibean_3 on Apr 29, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions

andrew

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions

I’m not sure why Bonds calling him baggerdly made me chuckle. It did though.

As well as “sentence fragment with a question mark on the end?”

by chilibean_3 on Apr 29, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions

lol that one actually made me chuckle a few times, though they still can’t quite replicate classic Dugout era Barry.

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by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 10:35 AM PDT reply actions

classic Dugout has nothing to do with Barry Bonds

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 29, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions

That was pretty damn funny.

GoldBonds: /makes “call me” gesture at Lou Seal

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by can of corn on Apr 29, 2009 12:14 PM PDT reply actions

GoldBonds: when the ace of your pitching staff is a beautiful teenaged lady

WHAT?!

by sfgiantsgirl on Apr 29, 2009 12:34 PM PDT reply actions

Um...

…as in Lincecum…the hair…the delicate porcelain features…

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions

I knew who he was talking about…. I’ve just never heard him described that way before. That is really weird.

by sfgiantsgirl on Apr 30, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions

you will see me every time you look at the face of a smiling child, if that child has the elephant mans disease

lol!

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by WTF on Apr 29, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions

"...moveable carts..."

ah , Gawd.
/wipes eyes

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions

hmmm… guess I just don’t get it.

by dogdays on Apr 29, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions

Yea. Don’t really find it funny.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 29, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions

usually funny

this one wasn’t. barry handled that pretty well.

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 29, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions

Handled what?
It’s a parody!

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 30, 2009 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions

and

not an especially funny one.
Look, I get it; I just don’t like the recycled jokes that I’ve already heard so many times.

Maybe that’s the dugouts style, but jokes are rarely funnier the second time around.

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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 30, 2009 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions

it helps if you have Asperger's Syndrome

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by delorean on Apr 30, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions

For a second I thought you made a pun. Then I reread the sentence. I thought you wrote, “This wasn’t barry handled well.”

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by Natto on Apr 30, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions

I don’t think I get all the fat jokes- I thought he looked to be in better shape than when he played. However:

GoldBonds: the spotlight has nothing to do with barry bonds, i am just here to give interviews and have my picture taken and my visage be captured upon film

Just flying under the radar…

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by natteringnabob on Apr 29, 2009 11:31 PM PDT reply actions