Retirement Doesn't Have Anything to Do with Barry Bonds
God bless those lunatics at the Dugout.
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This seems to be the only way they’d ever bring up the Giants.
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by Natto on Apr 29, 2009 10:10 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m not sure why Bonds calling him baggerdly made me chuckle. It did though.
As well as “sentence fragment with a question mark on the end?”
by chilibean_3 on Apr 29, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol that one actually made me chuckle a few times, though they still can’t quite replicate classic Dugout era Barry.
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by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 10:35 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
classic Dugout has nothing to do with Barry Bonds
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Apr 29, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was pretty damn funny.
GoldBonds: /makes “call me” gesture at Lou Seal
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by can of corn on Apr 29, 2009 12:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GoldBonds: when the ace of your pitching staff is a beautiful teenaged lady
WHAT?!
by sfgiantsgirl on Apr 29, 2009 12:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Um...
…as in Lincecum…the hair…the delicate porcelain features…
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by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I knew who he was talking about…. I’ve just never heard him described that way before. That is really weird.
by sfgiantsgirl on Apr 30, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you will see me every time you look at the face of a smiling child, if that child has the elephant mans disease
lol!
by WTF on Apr 29, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"...moveable carts..."
ah , Gawd.
/wipes eyes
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by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2009 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea. Don’t really find it funny.
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by WalrusMan on Apr 29, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
usually funny
this one wasn’t. barry handled that pretty well.
Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 29, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Handled what?
It’s a parody!
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by victor frankenstein on Apr 30, 2009 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and
not an especially funny one.
Look, I get it; I just don’t like the recycled jokes that I’ve already heard so many times.
Maybe that’s the dugouts style, but jokes are rarely funnier the second time around.
Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 30, 2009 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it helps if you have Asperger's Syndrome
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Apr 30, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For a second I thought you made a pun. Then I reread the sentence. I thought you wrote, “This wasn’t barry handled well.”
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by Natto on Apr 30, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t think I get all the fat jokes- I thought he looked to be in better shape than when he played. However:
GoldBonds: the spotlight has nothing to do with barry bonds, i am just here to give interviews and have my picture taken and my visage be captured upon film
Just flying under the radar…
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by natteringnabob on Apr 29, 2009 11:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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