HOWRY DOODY BOB-BLEHEAD 2.0

Instructions for use: (Are you listenin', Bochy??)

1. Take out of dugout display box in inning 7 or 8.
2. Warm up vigorously in hands.
3. Place on pitcher's mound.
4. Pray he doesn't choke.
5. If HOWRY DOODY BOB-BLE HEAD immediately allows 2 or more batters on base, put back in box and bring in the BRAWNY BRIAN WILSON ACTION FIGURE with 100MPH FASTBALL ARM.
6. If HOWRY DOODY blows the game, shake BOB-BLE HEAD vigorously while shouting your favorite exclamation!
7. After venting, calmy back in box.
8. Repeat step 1 the following day.