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Open Gameday Thread VI 4/28

New ballgame, more indegestion.

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Thank god for the new thread.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

This is number six.

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

RELOAD DAMMIT

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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

so how about that eugenio velez?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

SO GOOD

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by groug on Apr 28, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I have a win plz?

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Apr 28, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Hooray, Ramirez is leading off!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

GO HOWRY

BEAT LA, BEAT LA

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 28, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Gillaspie made another error

You know those days when you mess up so badly you feel like you’re free falling through an abyss of darkness? That’s how a four error day must feel.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

owch. at least he got a couple of hits.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Dan Uggla’s All Star Game

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by groug on Apr 28, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

National stage FAIL

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 28, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

until you hit that grand slam

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 28, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can unhook my bra just fine.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

fans t-shirt rapidly….just got warm in here suddenly

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Turns out it was a sports bra all along. Boy was my face red!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, thank goodness for THOMAS NEAL and his super duper cycle of awesome that saved the day.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep givin the ump shit, jon

he deserves it

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Line of the night

Gillaspie: 4-5. Just as many E’s as hits.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

New thread, more typos.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Our sanity wanes as the night grows longer.

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

By now, we’re all very drunk.

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by groug on Apr 28, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I JUST SAID SOMETHING FUNNY IN THE OTHER THREAD TOO!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

i doubt it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

WELL YOU’D BE WRONG THEN!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s going to take like an hour to load at this point

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will admit that you did say “Something funny.” in the other thread.

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by groug on Apr 28, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Preposterous

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by groug on Apr 28, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s just so damn literal.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 28, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my god why can’t we get him out

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s good. meh.

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 28, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

its part of the grand irony of not having signed him. if we had, he’d suck.

Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 28, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, shit

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THIS TEAM

AGAIN

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Apr 28, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

THREAD FAIL

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 28, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you have to sell your soul to get him out or what?

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah, he’s just setting Ralph up for a 3 hour long whine and cheezed fest tomorrow.

by Merope on Apr 28, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

merde

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 28, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

damnit, Ramirez

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

This will end well.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Double fail-Ramirez double and Velez stays in

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on Apr 28, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good

Velez stays in to play second. So Velez is essentially the defensive replacement for Burriss?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 28, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE DEFENSIVE REPLACEMENTS DID I TELL YOU GUYS?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aurilia pinch hit for Burriss. Did you want him playing second?

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by groug on Apr 28, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually I would prefer that

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 28, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over Velez?

Yes.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a bad feeling :-[

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 28, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

This umpire sucks.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 28, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

This ump is a fuck

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.

by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

This umpire is pathetic.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

strike 1

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 28, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Andy Feltcher needs to DIAF

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

haha Feltcher

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon is getting very bitchy.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Who could blame him?

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS UMP SUCKS BALLS!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Strike Zone

Where the fuck is it?

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 28, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Get outs, Giants pitcher.

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT MARTIN

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 28, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

My MLB hasn't started the inning yet

Should i just brick the monitor before it does?

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoops , there it is

Som sort of Hydra in a Dodgers uni at the plate

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

A roofer's mop

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOB

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU FELTCHER

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

HOWRY

GO GET IT

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 28, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD MARTIN

also, suck it

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

UMP, MAYBE YOU NEED TO FIND ANOTHER JOB, EH?

YOU SUCK AT THIS ONE

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 28, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it Russell J Martin.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

the J stands for jackass

by Merope on Apr 28, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK DOWN SITSHIT!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT RUSSLE MARTIN

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by groug on Apr 28, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD MARTIN

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

bye bye, Martin

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks GIS

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.

by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

MISTER EXCITEMENT!!!

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 28, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nicely done,

Martin, you know what to do

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 28, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay!

Bobby Luckily!

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by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

suck it, Martin.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT UMP

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 28, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it, something something!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF Darren Ford with 5 RBI. Since hell is freezing, Burriss will hit a hr.

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 28, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

From the bench!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not like that makes it significantly less likely.

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by groug on Apr 28, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

'tis true

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

From the bench.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine was better

Had an exclamation point

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it was bold.

I could learn something from somebody like you. I mean, a teacher.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

and holy shit…gillaspie with a bob brenley game.

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 28, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not that cold yet.

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many runs has he scored. Go ask the team “Have you driven in a Ford lately?”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

No but a Ford drove in me!

TWSS

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by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

gillaspie with 4 of em.

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 28, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOB

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

when did we sign Boomhauer to pitch out of the bullpen?

I wanted to adopt, but all the good looking babies were taken

by joeytothelimit on Apr 28, 2009 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 28, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

fail

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 28, 2009 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit that’s fuck.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

SHITBALLS

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by groug on Apr 28, 2009 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

JESUS CHRIST BENGIE.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

welp, that’s just swell

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm so confused right now...

That doesn’t look anything like Andre Ethier…

by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Different Andre Ethier. That one’s an indie musician from Canada.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This team is so filled of fail today.

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

the fact that we’re still in this game is amazing to me.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

For totals

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by groug on Apr 28, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed. if they lose, they need to look back on the multiple times they had runners at third and couldn’t do jack.

by sayheybk on Apr 28, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

mehhh… la can say the same thing.

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 28, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m here to watch the Giants win.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 28, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Hope you’re a patient guy.

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good luck with that.

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well we’ll see you tomorrow

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 28, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're about 5 years late.

Brian Sabean figures that if he buys enough bottles, one of them is bound to have lightning in it.

by jasomack on Apr 28, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I make it home to find a tie game & a bunch of pessimism. Have I missed a collapse of epic proportions?

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 28, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, just Eugenio Velez

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 28, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, just 8 innings of a Giants game…
um, I mean, yes.

by Merope on Apr 28, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like a flan in a cupboard.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It has never felt like the Giants were within 4 runs in this game.

The actual score does not change this.

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by groug on Apr 28, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

So how do you like that?

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t. What else you got?

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 28, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fastball over the middle is a scary pitch right now, Howry. Please avoid that one.

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by groug on Apr 28, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Deep Breath
This is tough guys, this is tough.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 28, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll say this for the Giants: they ain’t dull.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Howry gunna get out of this?

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on Apr 28, 2009 10:28 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Finnish Him!!!!!!

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.

by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

man ...

I’m still trying to recover from seeing our offensive hopes all consisting of Juan Uribe, Rich Aurilia, and Eugenio Velez

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Apr 28, 2009 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m still pissed at management for not improving our offense in the off-season.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

throw the gyroball here, howry

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

SOMEONE MAKE ME TURN OFF THE PANIC BUTTON

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 28, 2009 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

can i just say

I
HATE
ETHIER

FUCKING
ANNOYING
PRICK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Was that a chant?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you take out the “I” then reading down that says “HE FAP”

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by groug on Apr 28, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

i noticed this but thought it was too lowbrow

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing is too lowbrow for me

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by groug on Apr 28, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um

This is the MCC

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I be the MCC low B

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Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you take out the “HE” it says “I FAP”

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 28, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I officially hate Ethier as well

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Apr 28, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can

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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many heart attacks have Giants games caused?

by Maddogg5150 on Apr 28, 2009 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Graph Thingy

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by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

FINNISH HIM

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Please do. Forever.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOUD NOISES AHHHHH

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 28, 2009 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.

by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Shoop

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Apr 28, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

delicious

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by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

See, jp?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about just one of the two? I’m not into namecalling.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

and that’s the ballgame

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 28, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THIS

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 28, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK HOWRY

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 28, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THIS TEAM

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 28, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT THAT’S FUCK

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by groug on Apr 28, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU HOWRY, FUCK YOU ETHIER, FUCK YOU EVERYONE

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

shitsticks

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

CRAP

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

/hangs head

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf was that pitch all about

by Squez on Apr 28, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah. everyone saw that coming.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I still blame Juan Uribe

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 28, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 28, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Ladies and germs

I’ve had enough.

Thank you and goodnight.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait up – I’ll walk out with you.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 28, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay now I can get back to torturing small animals, instead of torturing myself!!!!!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU BILLY BEANE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

sadness ensues.....

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 28, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy, throw a few high, tight, and hard at ethier tomorrow.

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 28, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Howry

you fucking bitch

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on Apr 28, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

To go off-topic, but say something that may make us smile...

Thomas Neal just hit for the cycle for the San Jose Giants in Lancaster…

Doesn’t help the pain too much….

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by BruteSentiment on Apr 28, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

z

finally, the inning where we give up 5 runs, i was wondering where it was tonight

I wanted to adopt, but all the good looking babies were taken

by joeytothelimit on Apr 28, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Lewis had a good AB and struck out looking

This POS sees 10 pitches and hits a run-scoring double.

Sigh.

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 28, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe too

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game makes my teeth hurt.

We lose now.

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

hey, we got through the worst of our batting order with the bases loaded right?

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Apr 28, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

ok now i hate bob howry

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll hop on that wagon as well.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kill yourself Howry

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Apr 28, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Night

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 28, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Kuip

“Giants worked so hard to tie it up in the bottom of the eighth”

Yeah, that was all Giants.

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by groug on Apr 28, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

So, that happened.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that does it

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh.......

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Game Over
Good Night Folks

by Merope on Apr 28, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Welp, this is over.

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by groug on Apr 28, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Lets leave howry in until its 400-3

by Squez on Apr 28, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright then.

Good night, everyone.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 28, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Kemp D:

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 28, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

This macro is late but I spent 5 minutes on it so here it is.

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on Apr 28, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

nice job

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure you’ll be able to use it again, in a more timely fashion

Adopted: David B. Flemming

by Larson2042 on Apr 28, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

howry can’t seem to pitch against the dodgers.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

7 bases out of 3 batters

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bob Howry: yeah, that signing was smarter than Adam Dunn

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD THING WE DIDN'T SIGN DUNN

WE COULDN’T USE HIM RIGHT NOW OH NO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn.

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.

by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thing Howry wasn’t really bad last year too…oh wait

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on Apr 28, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a nice game there

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 28, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

no it wasn't

that was a terrible game, and we’re all worse people for experiencing it.

Brian Sabean figures that if he buys enough bottles, one of them is bound to have lightning in it.

by jasomack on Apr 28, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You didn’t see what he did there.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

reality check

its over

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU KNOW, MAYBE IT'S TIME TO TAKE HOWRY OUT

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 28, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

um …

isn’t this where you take out Howry?

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Apr 28, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

BOCHY LIVES AND DIES BY HIS GUYS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

emphasis on DIES

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAIT IS IT A RIGHTY?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, Bob Howry isn’t good against the Dodgers.

Okay.

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by groug on Apr 28, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

And boom goes the dynamite.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

i cried

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This isn’t helping.

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

6% CHANCE!

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by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS NOT WHAT I NEEDED RIGHT NOW

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 28, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was just a horrible, horrible game

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Overall it was pretty bad

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Torre might actually be smart after all

He didn’t mind having the Giants tie the game off Billingsley because he knew he had his good hitters coming up against Howry.

by ho-hum baby on Apr 28, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

where’s the guy who asked the other day how come we don’t like Howry?

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Apr 28, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

hey, he’d been pitching well for awhile.

he apparently sucks against the dodgers, which is…. well more than a bit unfortunate.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might as well start working on that postgame thread, Grant.

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Make sure to clear the postgame thread of all breakables.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

IS THERE ANYONE IN THE FUCKING BULLPEN RIGHT NOW

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Billy Hayes?

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.

by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  


I’M BILLY MAYS FOR GIANTS BULLPEN!

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by GiantBrass on Apr 28, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Billy Zane?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marvel Smith?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marvel Girl?

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.

by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marvel comics?

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by PAWarrior on Apr 28, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sunday comics?

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by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sunday morning?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

x10

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by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Virgin mary

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by PAWarrior on Apr 28, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s crowning!

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by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shes crooning?

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by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tuesday’s Gone

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by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ice cream sunday?

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by PAWarrior on Apr 28, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Praise the dawning

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by groug on Apr 28, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

watch out!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s crowning!

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by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The world’s behind you

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by groug on Apr 28, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s always someone around you who will calllllll

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by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s nothing at all

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by groug on Apr 28, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball puts me in a really bad mood sometimes.

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 28, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Almost all the damn time for me

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.

by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe its time to get Howry out? Hmmm. Bochy?

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Get him the hell out of there.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Who , Bochy or Bobby?

How about a double switch!

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game could use more double switches.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 28, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s probably what went wrong.

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by groug on Apr 28, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY GUYS I LOVE DOUBLE SWITCHES DID I TELL YOU?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

we intentionally walked James Loney?

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Apr 28, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’re keeping Howry in because he’s the guy that won’t let the runner on third score, right?

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Apr 28, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

lol..bullpen quiet…..they should do this next game with pat misch

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

hurry back Romo

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 28, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

+100000000

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 28, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

when is he due back?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

hurry back dignity

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please Jeebus

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 28, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing we “shored up the bullpen”

by Squez on Apr 28, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Bob Howry presents Frown

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

um, howry? could you like… not do this.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

This is how I feel, only replace Lucy's head with Bochy's

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 28, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d replace it with Howry’s

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on Apr 28, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny, I thought Bochy was the Blockhead...

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by GiantBrass on Apr 28, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAIL

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

image captures this for next FAIL thread.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happens to the best of us, hit the showers kid

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by GiantBrass on Apr 28, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

IMAGE FAIL

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 28, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

VIDEO ETA

Please do not link directly to images on our site.

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird, shows up on my side.

by kaliber on Apr 28, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s cause you have it in your cache.

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Image

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.

by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why wasn’t Matos left in?

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait never mind. We needed Velez.

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Geez, if he hadn’t pinch hit, how sucky would this game be now?

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by groug on Apr 28, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the bright side, I found a place to watch the game tomorrow, just sayin’

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by timmeh on Apr 28, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

make it stop. please, make it stop

I'm old enough to know, but too young to care.

by bestincal on Apr 28, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

ALMOST WORKED HOWRY! TRY AGAIN!

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by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

GUYS I'M BORED HERE IS ANOTHER MACRO I MADE

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by GiantBrass on Apr 28, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus, for a second I was sure that was a balk. Thank god I’m stupid.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I still don’t understand

we intentionally walked James Loney???

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Apr 28, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

easier than having him a double

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was a one intentional pitch intentional pitch

I'm old enough to know, but too young to care.

by bestincal on Apr 28, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

not really

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 28, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The seagulls know it’s over.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Now that the game is out of hand, how about inciting a bench-clearing brawl?

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 28, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY HOWRY, HOW ABOUT YOU NOT THROW PITCHES DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE PLATE?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 28, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s put Bochy behind the dish….I think he needs one of those foul tips to the head

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he’s already had way too many.

Bonds stands alone.

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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

finally

I'm old enough to know, but too young to care.

by bestincal on Apr 28, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

now he gets a K

Fuck you Howry

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 28, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

i like what bochy’s doing here because I am going to the game tomorrow and want lincecum to have fresh squirrel roadkill to back him up.

Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 28, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

me too. 137. gotta heckle manny

I'm old enough to know, but too young to care.

by bestincal on Apr 28, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

End this goddamn half inning already

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

interesting

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Apr 28, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK , seriously.

Why is Bruce hanging Howry out there with no replacement?

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Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

zactly

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 28, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He knows we won't score 3 runs in a half inning.

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLEASE GET MARK LORETTA OUT..... IT'S MARK LORETTA FOR CAPSLOCK OUT LOUD!!!!!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 28, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

So

Strikeout the side?

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

that was one of the worst innings pitched by a Giant in a long time.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

since Sunday

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

he did his job

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 28, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.
Brian Wilson was worse.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 28, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

since the 9th inning on Sunday?

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 28, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 28, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice. That was painless.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

suicide is painless
it brings on many changes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I can take or leave it if I please.

(If I could say that of the Giants, I would live a lot longer)

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know right?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

“And I can leave Bobby Howry in if I please.”

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Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m here to watch a Giants comeback.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 28, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

How to win:

basehit
homerun
homerun

do it, please.

Adopted: David B. Flemming

by Larson2042 on Apr 28, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

nah

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 28, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

But enough about the Giants bullpen…

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Sabean writes that as:

1) Hit By Pitch/Infield Hit
2) ???
3) Win game.

by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeremy Affeldt signing: Looking good!
Bobby Howry signing: Not so much.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

IT'S STILL THERE, BUT IT DOESN'T SHOW UP ON VIDEO

INVISIBEARD

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOWIE, IS YOUR NAME REALLY HOWIE?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 28, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT'S INTRIGUING. I DON'T MIND CALLING YOU HOWIE.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 28, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

MY REAL NAME’S PROBABLY PRETTY EASY TO FIND. AS YOU CAN TELL I’M NOT WORRIED ABOUT PEOPLE KNOWING WHO I AM. YOU CAN SEARCH FOR IT OR I CAN TELL YOU. OR WHATEVER, REALLY.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re Kurt Cobain, right?

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by groug on Apr 28, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Close.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEVERMIND, I FOUND IT BUT I PROBABLY WON’T REMEMBER IT SO I’LL JUST CALL YOU HOWIE BECAUSE IT’S MORE CONVENIENT.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 28, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOUNDS TOO CLOSE TO HOWRY

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 28, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't have recognized you if you hadn't told me it was you

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinner then.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You look Timmy’s age in this photo.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

can i hop on the “i hate bochy” bandwagon?

by agiantmistake on Apr 28, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Everybody move to the right. Squeeze people. Fill in the gaps. We got one more.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 28, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY BOXXY

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Apr 28, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

It's win now or no win tonight D:

Top of the order coming up in the 10th if we get there.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 28, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I am drowning my sorrows in homemade macros

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by GiantBrass on Apr 28, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Lewis
Winn
Sandoval and Co.

They’re going to have to hurry up and score before to we get back to Bochy’s favorite half of the batting order.

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Apr 28, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Time to redeem yourself, Frederick!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Or else not.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man . . .

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 28, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred Lewis is going to strike out

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Called it.

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Genius

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Apr 28, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU HATE HIM NOW, DON'T YOU?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 28, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Fred

Lets make it back to back Sombrero games for you

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for not letting me down

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when Bonds took this bum yard in Wrigley?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Hm.

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by GiantBrass on Apr 28, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

BACK TO BACK HAT TRICKS

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LoLewis

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally if you wana bump lets go

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on Apr 28, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred’s strikeouts are getting ridiculous, wtf.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 28, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Given how good he was early and how awful he’s been lately, I wonder if something’s wrong injury-wise.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking fuck fuck fuckity fuck.

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Classic Giants inning.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

can sandoval hit a 3 run home run please?

I'm old enough to know, but too young to care.

by bestincal on Apr 28, 2009 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t have the energy anymore.

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the delay was two batters longer

I’d just switch this thing right the hell off.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

and I just did with Fred still up...

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gee Randy, thank you so much for swinging at the first pitch.

Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.

by boonitez on Apr 28, 2009 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

lewis and winn are playing like crap lately
i want more nate.
seriously he should rotate through the outfield and start the next 4 games

Brian Sabean figures that if he buys enough bottles, one of them is bound to have lightning in it.

by jasomack on Apr 28, 2009 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda patience

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 28, 2009 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo Sandoval working the count!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 28, 2009 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

ok this sucks

and Howry sucked …

but nothing sucked worse this game than watching Uribe, Aurilia, and Velez show up as our hope with the bases loaded

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Apr 28, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

VALUABLE!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aurilia took a walk, so he’s exempt.

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, microcosm of the problems with this team right there. Especially since they used up Schierholtz – probably our only decent bench player now – early.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was not fun

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 28, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

TW…..nah….

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say silent post game thread.

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"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
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by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

BOB HOWRY MUST DIE.

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

horrid game

Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 28, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate errors and umpires!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I'D SAY GOOD GAME, BUT THAT WASN'T A GOOD GAME

So goodnight

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 28, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

boo

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 28, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS!

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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a quick bottom of the ninth.

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by groug on Apr 28, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Too easy.

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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

We were tied when I showed up here. So it’s obvious this is all of your guys’ fault.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 28, 2009 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey guys, I’ll just be sticking my head in the oven now.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

We should all just get into the garage together and turn on the car.

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

JonesMcCoveytown

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hybrids dont do the trick

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Food talk?

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 28, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAKED JOSH BRAIN WITH TARRAGON

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I’m glad we won that game. It would have sucked like wet ass to lose.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

there was a lot of bullshit in this game

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Apr 28, 2009 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

you know who didn't suck?

Travis Ishikawa

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 28, 2009 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Wrong, fuck him and his baserunning ability.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Apr 28, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not being a great baserunner is an inexcusable flaw in a first baseman.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It certainly was today.

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.

by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except that one time he got picked off.

Which is, you know, important.

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by groug on Apr 28, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sandoval, too.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sticking around for the post-game thread.

Ok, maybe I am, but I’m gonna lurk.

Maybe.

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Krukow with the world’s fakest smile. Kuiper can’t even be bothered.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuiper's looking for the shot glass

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

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by groug on Apr 28, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuiper is always hilarious to watch in video. It’s like he has ABSOLUTELY no idea that there’s a camera there until it’s his turn to talk. Then suddenly it’s eyes up and act on. Stop talking = chin on the mic, looking around carelessly.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

trying to think of a silver lining here …

Jonathan Sanchez, 5 innings, 5 Ks, 0 earned runs

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Apr 28, 2009 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

he had a weird night, really

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 28, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really wild tonight. But surprisingly only 3 BB’s

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You might get some bitch talk shit to you,

but give her a look like you’re gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 28, 2009 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 28, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a Mike Singletary commercial. Do you have any idea how much I wish the Sing PR BS would stop?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

WINNERS WIN BECAUSE THEY’RE WINNERS

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by groug on Apr 28, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

GAMERS GAME BECAUSE THEY'RE GAMERS

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by GiantBrass on Apr 28, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON’T TELL ME SHOW ME!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you fire him and replace him with TakeAGiantStepAndGo or something?

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

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