Open Gameday Thread VI 4/28
New ballgame, more indegestion.
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so how about that eugenio velez?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Hooray, Ramirez is leading off!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
GO HOWRY
BEAT LA, BEAT LA
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Gillaspie made another error
You know those days when you mess up so badly you feel like you’re free falling through an abyss of darkness? That’s how a four error day must feel.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions
lol Dan Uggla’s All Star Game
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LOL
National stage FAIL
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
until you hit that grand slam
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
And when you can't unhook her bra.
The same exact feeling.
by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I can unhook my bra just fine.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
fans t-shirt rapidly….just got warm in here suddenly
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
nah
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Turns out it was a sports bra all along. Boy was my face red!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
well, thank goodness for THOMAS NEAL and his super duper cycle of awesome that saved the day.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Keep givin the ump shit, jon
he deserves it
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Line of the night
Gillaspie: 4-5. Just as many E’s as hits.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions
By now, we’re all very drunk.
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I JUST SAID SOMETHING FUNNY IN THE OTHER THREAD TOO!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
i doubt it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
WELL YOU’D BE WRONG THEN!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I will admit that you did say “Something funny.” in the other thread.
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oh my god why can’t we get him out
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
he’s good. meh.
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
by haverecords on Apr 28, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
its part of the grand irony of not having signed him. if we had, he’d suck.
Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 28, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
well, shit
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Do you have to sell your soul to get him out or what?
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
Oh good
Velez stays in to play second. So Velez is essentially the defensive replacement for Burriss?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
I LOVE DEFENSIVE REPLACEMENTS DID I TELL YOU GUYS?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Aurilia pinch hit for Burriss. Did you want him playing second?
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Actually I would prefer that
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 28, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Over Velez?
Yes.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I have a bad feeling :-[
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
This ump is a fuck
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
haha Feltcher
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Jon is getting very bitchy.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
THIS UMP SUCKS BALLS!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT MARTIN
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
My MLB hasn't started the inning yet
Should i just brick the monitor before it does?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions
Whoops , there it is
Som sort of Hydra in a Dodgers uni at the plate
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
A roofer's mop
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
BOB
FINISH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
HOWRY
GO GET IT
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
UMP, MAYBE YOU NEED TO FIND ANOTHER JOB, EH?
YOU SUCK AT THIS ONE
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Suck it Russell J Martin.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
STFD MARTIN
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions
Thanks GIS

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
MISTER EXCITEMENT!!!
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Nicely done,
Martin, you know what to do
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Yay!
Bobby Luckily!
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
suck it, Martin.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT UMP
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Suck it, something something!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
WTF Darren Ford with 5 RBI. Since hell is freezing, Burriss will hit a hr.
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
From the bench!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Fuck you.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s not like that makes it significantly less likely.
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'tis true
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
From the bench.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Mine was better
Had an exclamation point
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
And it was bold.
I could learn something from somebody like you. I mean, a teacher.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
and holy shit…gillaspie with a bob brenley game.
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
by haverecords on Apr 28, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
How many runs has he scored. Go ask the team “Have you driven in a Ford lately?”
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
The defense has been little league-bad: Five errors! Must be the water in Lancaster.
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 28, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
gillaspie with 4 of em.
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
by haverecords on Apr 28, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
BOB
FINISH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
when did we sign Boomhauer to pitch out of the bullpen?
I wanted to adopt, but all the good looking babies were taken
by joeytothelimit on Apr 28, 2009 10:26 PM PDT reply actions
Different Andre Ethier. That one’s an indie musician from Canada.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
the fact that we’re still in this game is amazing to me.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
mehhh… la can say the same thing.
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
by haverecords on Apr 28, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m here to watch the Giants win.
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
Good luck with that.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
you're about 5 years late.
Brian Sabean figures that if he buys enough bottles, one of them is bound to have lightning in it.
I make it home to find a tie game & a bunch of pessimism. Have I missed a collapse of epic proportions?
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
No, just Eugenio Velez
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 28, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Like a flan in a cupboard.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
It has never felt like the Giants were within 4 runs in this game.
The actual score does not change this.
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Fastball over the middle is a scary pitch right now, Howry. Please avoid that one.
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I’ll say this for the Giants: they ain’t dull.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Howry gunna get out of this?
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
by PAWarrior on Apr 28, 2009 10:28 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
man ...
I’m still trying to recover from seeing our offensive hopes all consisting of Juan Uribe, Rich Aurilia, and Eugenio Velez
"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds
I’m still pissed at management for not improving our offense in the off-season.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 28, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
SOMEONE MAKE ME TURN OFF THE PANIC BUTTON
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
According to ESPN Gameday Howry's BAA is .323
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 28, 2009 10:28 PM PDT reply actions
can i just say
I
HATE
ETHIER
FUCKING
ANNOYING
PRICK
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Was that a chant?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
If you take out the “I” then reading down that says “HE FAP”
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i noticed this but thought it was too lowbrow
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Nothing is too lowbrow for me
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FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Um
This is the MCC
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I be the MCC low B
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
If you take out the “HE” it says “I FAP”
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 28, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
You can
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Graph Thingy

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
LOUD NOISES AHHHHH
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
See, jp?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
How about just one of the two? I’m not into namecalling.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
and that’s the ballgame
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 28, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU HOWRY, FUCK YOU ETHIER, FUCK YOU EVERYONE
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
CRAP
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions
/hangs head
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
yeah. everyone saw that coming.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Ladies and germs
I’ve had enough.
Thank you and goodnight.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions
Wait up – I’ll walk out with you.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 28, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
sadness ensues.....
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
well we got the top of the order comeing up
and there closer has throw hella pitches
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 28, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions
To go off-topic, but say something that may make us smile...
Thomas Neal just hit for the cycle for the San Jose Giants in Lancaster…
Doesn’t help the pain too much….
SFDugout.com is BACK! See the Top 50 Giants Prospects!
by BruteSentiment on Apr 28, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions
z
finally, the inning where we give up 5 runs, i was wondering where it was tonight
I wanted to adopt, but all the good looking babies were taken
by joeytothelimit on Apr 28, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions
Lewis had a good AB and struck out looking
This POS sees 10 pitches and hits a run-scoring double.
Sigh.
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 28, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions
This game makes my teeth hurt.
We lose now.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
ok now i hate bob howry
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I’ll hop on that wagon as well.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
lol Kuip
“Giants worked so hard to tie it up in the bottom of the eighth”
Yeah, that was all Giants.
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Well, that does it
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Sigh.......
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions
Kemp D:
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
This macro is late but I spent 5 minutes on it so here it is.

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK
nice job
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
howry can’t seem to pitch against the dodgers.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Bob Howry: yeah, that signing was smarter than Adam Dunn
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
GOOD THING WE DIDN'T SIGN DUNN
WE COULDN’T USE HIM RIGHT NOW OH NO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Adam Dunn strikes out too much...
Bob Howry doesn’t strike out at all.
by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
no it wasn't
that was a terrible game, and we’re all worse people for experiencing it.
Brian Sabean figures that if he buys enough bottles, one of them is bound to have lightning in it.
You didn’t see what he did there.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I see what you did there.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU KNOW, MAYBE IT'S TIME TO TAKE HOWRY OUT
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
BOCHY LIVES AND DIES BY HIS GUYS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
emphasis on DIES
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
WAIT IS IT A RIGHTY?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
So, Bob Howry isn’t good against the Dodgers.
Okay.
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And boom goes the dynamite.

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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
THIS IS NOT WHAT I NEEDED RIGHT NOW
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
This was just a horrible, horrible game
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
I think Torre might actually be smart after all
He didn’t mind having the Giants tie the game off Billingsley because he knew he had his good hitters coming up against Howry.
where’s the guy who asked the other day how come we don’t like Howry?
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
Might as well start working on that postgame thread, Grant.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
Make sure to clear the postgame thread of all breakables.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
IS THERE ANYONE IN THE FUCKING BULLPEN RIGHT NOW
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
Billy Hayes?
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Billy Zane?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Marvel Smith?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Marvel Girl?
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Sunday comics?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Sunday morning?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
She’s crowning!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Shes crooning?
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
watch out!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
there’s always someone around you who will calllllll
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Baseball puts me in a really bad mood sometimes.
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Almost all the damn time for me
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe its time to get Howry out? Hmmm. Bochy?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions
Get him the hell out of there.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions
Who , Bochy or Bobby?
How about a double switch!
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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
This game could use more double switches.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 28, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions
That’s probably what went wrong.
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HEY GUYS I LOVE DOUBLE SWITCHES DID I TELL YOU?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
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by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
+100000000
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
when is he due back?
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
This is how I feel, only replace Lucy's head with Bochy's
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 28, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions
Funny, I thought Bochy was the Blockhead...
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FAIL
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by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Happens to the best of us, hit the showers kid
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Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. Geez, if he hadn’t pinch hit, how sucky would this game be now?
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GUYS I'M BORED HERE IS ANOTHER MACRO I MADE

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I still don’t understand
we intentionally walked James Loney???
"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds
easier than having him a double
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Now that the game is out of hand, how about inciting a bench-clearing brawl?
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 28, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions
Bob Howry needs to stop pitching against LA
He sucks versus them
HEY HOWRY, HOW ABOUT YOU NOT THROW PITCHES DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE PLATE?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Let’s put Bochy behind the dish….I think he needs one of those foul tips to the head
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
I think he’s already had way too many.
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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
now he gets a K
Fuck you Howry
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
i like what bochy’s doing here because I am going to the game tomorrow and want lincecum to have fresh squirrel roadkill to back him up.
Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.
End this goddamn half inning already
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions
OK , seriously.
Why is Bruce hanging Howry out there with no replacement?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions
He knows we won't score 3 runs in a half inning.
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by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
If that's the case then he could have left Matos in
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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
PLEASE GET MARK LORETTA OUT..... IT'S MARK LORETTA FOR CAPSLOCK OUT LOUD!!!!!
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
that was one of the worst innings pitched by a Giant in a long time.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
since Sunday
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
Brian Wilson was worse.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
since the 9th inning on Sunday?
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Nice. That was painless.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions
suicide is painless
it brings on many changes
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
And I can take or leave it if I please.
(If I could say that of the Giants, I would live a lot longer)
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
“And I can leave Bobby Howry in if I please.”
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
But enough about the Giants bullpen…
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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Sabean writes that as:
1) Hit By Pitch/Infield Hit
2) ???
3) Win game.
by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeremy Affeldt signing: Looking good!
Bobby Howry signing: Not so much.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
It doesn't matter anymore, so here's a weird picture of me without a beard

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
IT'S STILL THERE, BUT IT DOESN'T SHOW UP ON VIDEO
INVISIBEARD
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
HOWIE, IS YOUR NAME REALLY HOWIE?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT'S INTRIGUING. I DON'T MIND CALLING YOU HOWIE.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
MY REAL NAME’S PROBABLY PRETTY EASY TO FIND. AS YOU CAN TELL I’M NOT WORRIED ABOUT PEOPLE KNOWING WHO I AM. YOU CAN SEARCH FOR IT OR I CAN TELL YOU. OR WHATEVER, REALLY.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re Kurt Cobain, right?
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Close.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
NEVERMIND, I FOUND IT BUT I PROBABLY WON’T REMEMBER IT SO I’LL JUST CALL YOU HOWIE BECAUSE IT’S MORE CONVENIENT.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
I wouldn't have recognized you if you hadn't told me it was you
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I was thinner then.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
You look Timmy’s age in this photo.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
It's win now or no win tonight D:
Top of the order coming up in the 10th if we get there.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
I am drowning my sorrows in homemade macros

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Time to redeem yourself, Frederick!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Fred Lewis is going to strike out
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Called it.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU HATE HIM NOW, DON'T YOU?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Come on Fred
Lets make it back to back Sombrero games for you
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions
Thanks for not letting me down
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Hm.
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LoLewis
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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions
Rally if you wana bump lets go

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
Fred’s strikeouts are getting ridiculous, wtf.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Given how good he was early and how awful he’s been lately, I wonder if something’s wrong injury-wise.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Fucking fuck fuck fuckity fuck.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
2 out panda rally!

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 10:44 PM PDT reply actions
If the delay was two batters longer
I’d just switch this thing right the hell off.
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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 10:45 PM PDT reply actions
and I just did with Fred still up...
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by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo Sandoval working the count!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
ok this sucks
and Howry sucked …
but nothing sucked worse this game than watching Uribe, Aurilia, and Velez show up as our hope with the bases loaded
"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds
VALUABLE!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
that was not fun
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
I hate errors and umpires!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I'D SAY GOOD GAME, BUT THAT WASN'T A GOOD GAME
So goodnight
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
That was a quick bottom of the ninth.
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Hey guys, I’ll just be sticking my head in the oven now.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
We should all just get into the garage together and turn on the car.
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Hybrids dont do the trick
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Food talk?
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 28, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
BAKED JOSH BRAIN WITH TARRAGON
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
you know who didn't suck?
Travis Ishikawa
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Not being a great baserunner is an inexcusable flaw in a first baseman.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
It certainly was today.
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Except that one time he got picked off.
Which is, you know, important.
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I'm not sticking around for the post-game thread.
Ok, maybe I am, but I’m gonna lurk.
Maybe.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
Krukow with the world’s fakest smile. Kuiper can’t even be bothered.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Kuiper's looking for the shot glass
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
What does he care?
He gets paid either way.
by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Kuiper is always hilarious to watch in video. It’s like he has ABSOLUTELY no idea that there’s a camera there until it’s his turn to talk. Then suddenly it’s eyes up and act on. Stop talking = chin on the mic, looking around carelessly.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
trying to think of a silver lining here …
Jonathan Sanchez, 5 innings, 5 Ks, 0 earned runs
"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds
he had a weird night, really
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Really wild tonight. But surprisingly only 3 BB’s
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
You might get some bitch talk shit to you,
but give her a look like you’re gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
It’s a Mike Singletary commercial. Do you have any idea how much I wish the Sing PR BS would stop?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
WINNERS WIN BECAUSE THEY’RE WINNERS
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DON’T TELL ME SHOW ME!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Can you fire him and replace him with TakeAGiantStepAndGo or something?
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

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