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Giants Lose, Dodgers Win: A Game Recap for Masochists

Things that stuck out:

  • Rich Aurilia has a natural ability to pull great at-bats from his nether regions. When he used to hit in front of Barry Bonds, the Giants would trail by two runs, and Bonds would be on deck. Aurilia would go up to the plate, knowing he needed to reach base, and he'd turn into a combination of Rickey Henderson and Eddie Stanky. He'd work the count, foul pitches off, spit on close pitches, crouch down, and make the pitcher work.

    After his at-bat, his eye of the on-base tiger would fade as quickly as it came. He became Merely Rich Aurilia. It was uncanny. And he did it again tonight, working Jonathon Broxton for a bases loaded walk to tie the game. My only regret is that the GIANTS DIDN'T WIN THE DAMN GAME. Grrrrgffg.
  • I wish Comcast Sportsnet had a picture-in-picture thingie going on Pablo Sandoval at all times. He's so freaking into the game. When Aurilia walked, Sandoval tossed a paper cup in the air and did a little dance. He looked back at Molina, who kind of made a face like, "yeah, uh, that's great, kid." Sandoval didn't care and kept beaming. It was awesome.
  • Howry didn't get booed, which is as it should be. For now. He's a useful reliever, and all relievers have games like this. But he sure is a pailful of impending doom right now, isn't he? What happens in April isn't indicative of how the season will go, so it isn't time to sharpen the waiver hatchet yet.
  • Blaming Howry is fine and dandy, but the Giants only scored three runs. I'm starting to wonder if the offense is the problem.
  • The Burriss/Ishikawa double play was a little too metaphorical for my liking. Weak hitting, poor baserunning, semi-prospects, a bunch of speed that doesn't do any good, a double play, and a rally wasted in a unique way: Your 2009 Giants!
  • This game sucked. I'm gonna get a drink.

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Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on Apr 28, 2009 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

this is a game we totally deserved to lose.

the dodgers deserved to lose it too (and not just because theyre the dodgers so they always deserve to lose).

but i guess the umpires decided it was time for the dodgers to win so they deserved to lose less for some reason.

by quincy0191 on Apr 28, 2009 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

We deserved to lose. The Dodgers deserved to lose. The home plate umpire deserved to lose.

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by groug on Apr 28, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is situations like this that produce padres winning streaks

by quincy0191 on Apr 28, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

the umpires deserved to lose

that should be allowed to happen

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 28, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

umpires always lose

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m surprised we didn’t lose by more, with all the stupid mistakes we made the whole goddamn game. But in a way, that kind of makes it more painful.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Painful?

 Try being at the game with your 3 year old daughter and having to listen to a drunk dodgers fan cuss all night. And then try having him spill his beer on you after the buriss TI double play. I hate the Dodgers even more now.

Proud father of Dallas Mcpherson, the Babe Ruth of AAA.

by The Thrill on Apr 29, 2009 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fred's Series so far

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Is there something wrong with him? His sudden burst of strikeouts in every single AB is bizarre. I mean, he strikes out a lot but not this much…

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It isn’t like all of his at-bats were bad, he’s just not finishing them very well recently.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was thinking that there is something wrong with him. he misjudges fly balls all the time and his swing is so inconsistent. i need to see him connect with a few before i can trust him.

by giant on Apr 28, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he needs to connect with an eye doctor.

by Merope on Apr 29, 2009 6:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he needs to connect with the right spot in the batting order. Fred is not a leadoff hitter.

"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Apr 29, 2009 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

His on-base percentage says otherwise.

by AndOnTheDrums... on Apr 29, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

E7

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.

by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that was pretty bad

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least he made up for it with the bat

/soul crushed

Kinda proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure the Giants will take at least 25 years off my life. Tonight was good for a few months at least.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

find me a ninja

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 28, 2009 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

OT (On Topic): Things You Could Have Been Doing Other Than Watching the Giants Game

1: Watching Let the Right One In.

How ’bout you?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Studying for my econ final that I have tomorrow. Uh, I probably should have done that. D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Economics is the dismal science, so this game was probably good preparation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It turns out that I actually didn’t need to take this, because my Intro to Psych class I took two years ago counts for my Social Sciences requirement after all!

Did they tell me this at a point in time when it would be useful to me?

No!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t college fun? And by fun I mean a frustrating runaround where they don’t tell you shit.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re just getting you ready for “real life.”

by Merope on Apr 29, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s real life all right.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

If question one is “Supply and _______”, the answer is “demand.”

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 28, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap! I used “command.” Stupid illegible notes.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question two

“There is no such thing as a free _
Answer: Escape (if you’re a Giants fan)

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

just remember when in doubt, check the second order conditions

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 28, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

man i had an econ midterm tonight but got out early. was all excited for the game now i’m pissed

by giant on Apr 28, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

1) Stapling stuff to my forehead.
2) Rubbing swine flu into my buttocks
3) Defenestration

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The beauty of it is that all of those options are still viable!

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately I only live on the second floor and I don’t know where the stapler is. :(

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

2: Watching Fringe

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by groug on Apr 28, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Three Letters...

D…..V…..R

"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club

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by nvsfg on Apr 29, 2009 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have Direct TV’s DVR and it can only be on one channel at a time.

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by groug on Apr 29, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have the wrong DVR.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 29, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

/is not paying for it
/can watch anything on the Internet anyway

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by groug on Apr 29, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching House/24/The Big Bang Theory/Firefly/One Piece
Working on my project for my friend

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also trying to remove dust from my DSi screens.

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s this white speck under the screen protector that’s really bugging me.

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sleeping

Sex (not really [stupid tired wife])

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

[stupid tired wife]

That’s on me. My bad.

.

.

.:-P

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

:-P <——————-punches

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 29, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

1. doing math homework
2. studying for 2 midterms this week
3. writing bibliography for monday
4. castrating self

by quincy0191 on Apr 28, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

-Play Civilization
-Study for AP US History
-Daily Show

At least I quadrupled my Giants related image production.

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by GiantBrass on Apr 28, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also could have been completing my ultimate conquest of India.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIS result for 'Howie conquers India'

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

strangely appropriate

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

In my Civ 4 scenario, it’s January 1941 and I just have this sneaking feeling that Japan’s up to something.

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by groug on Apr 28, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Making sweet love to my wife...

after a loss like that it was more like angry sex, but she didn’t complain

by Angry Dwarf on Apr 29, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love that movie. And now it’s streaming on Netflix.

by sakbaum on Apr 29, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

when pablo was jumping up and down

molina knew that the positives wouldnt last.

by agiantmistake on Apr 28, 2009 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone hearing John Miller in the background during the Rowand interview?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2009 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

what was he doing?

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 28, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounded like a recap

It was really faint. I don’t think we were supposed to be hearing it.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't need that image

’kay thanks

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

lowbrow

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

I think that was his way of saying “The Giants beat themselves tonight.”

/rimshot

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 7:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like a 12 year old with dad’s Playboy

Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
Cut and Pasted Blog redundancy can be a good thing
Say Hey! Say Who? Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Apr 29, 2009 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone hear Amy G ask Rowand about how tomorrow the Giants can go out and clinch the series?

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 29, 2009 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Amy G is a stupid jinx.

by Natto on Apr 29, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Amy G is a nasally sounding nitwit

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Aaron Rowand warms up between innings by playing the game the only damned way he knows how. "

at least he knows how to play the game.

which couldnt be said for a lot of players tonight.

by quincy0191 on Apr 28, 2009 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

…working Jonathon Broxton for a bases loaded 5-ball walk to tie the game.

Fixed

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Apr 28, 2009 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Guys!

I don’t like Juan Uribe

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 28, 2009 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

It's too late

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry but you will be forever tied to him now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

you were fooled

He seems like an acceptable back up, but if you check the receipt, he was manufactured by Krusty Brand™.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 28, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 28, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Players currently on the roster who I actively dislike

1) Juan Uribe
2) Rich Aurilia (which BREAKS MY HEART)
3) Eugenio Velez
4) Barry Zito (last two starts excepted)
5) Bobby Howry

I could probably think of more if I didn’t have a headache.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather see Burris at short and Velez at second.

there.

I said it.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 28, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t imagine a scenario where Burriss is a decent major leaguer at any position other than SS.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

me neither

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 28, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather see Burriss at short and Orlando Hudson at second.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Apr 28, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rich Aurilia is really just a proxy for my dislike of Bochy and Sabean. I don’t think I could ever bring myself to dislike him.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 28, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

how can you dislike velez?

he is a natural 2nd baseman that the org is trying to turn into a cf….and he doesnt have the skills

for some reason, they keep uribe…who while occasionally shows pop, has horrible defensive skills and is terrible at the plate most times

and burriss is not ready to be a switch hitter in the bigs….why are they letting him hit from the left side?

and why is anyone blaming ti for that dp? our wonderful 3rd base coach (who needs to leave with pumpkinhead) had him run on contact after giving him the stop sign the play before

by bacci40 on Apr 29, 2009 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Velez isn’t a natural anything. He has been consistently terrible at every position he’s played at.

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by groug on Apr 29, 2009 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Velez isn’t a natural anything. He has been consistently terrible at every position he’s played at.

This truth will set us free.

"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Apr 29, 2009 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Velez isn’t a natural anything. He has been consistently terrible at every position he’s played at.

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Velez

not a natural.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 29, 2009 6:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s about as natural as Pamela Anderson’s…uh…um…blonde hair!

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 7:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec for Pumpkinhead!

I call him ‘Bruce Bobblehead’

by bonbrillio on Apr 29, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of which

You might as well chant “SCORE MORE RUNS THAN THE OTHER TEAM BY THE TIME THE GAME REACHES 9 OR MORE INNINGS”

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2009 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

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by groug on Apr 28, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

Adopted: David B. Flemming

by Larson2042 on Apr 28, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 28, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Attempt to BEAT LA

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's all Giant among Angels fault!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your lack of faith is what killed us.

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, the Giants are what killed us

And I have no lack of faith

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't you realize?

We as fans, especially you specifically, have a direct impact on how the Giants do.

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by GiantBrass on Apr 28, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think theres something to be said for fan influence. teams are almost always better at home than on the road, and thats partly because they know their home park better than anyone, and partly because of the atmosphere the fans create.

that said, it makes people feel better to think they matter when theyre cheering at home. theyre idiots.

by quincy0191 on Apr 28, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, we’re idiots?

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats almost always a reasonable conclusion to draw

by quincy0191 on Apr 28, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

A TABLE!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

AA BELT!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Apr 29, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nightmare Fuel

Andre Eithier and Scott Hairston manage to have a child together.

Good luck sleeping (and not because your head will not be filled with images of gay baseball love)

by quincy0191 on Apr 28, 2009 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Couldnt...

resist a gay joke?

"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."
- Dennis Rodman

by Shifty1 on Apr 28, 2009 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Guys

Watch Kuip in the postgame wrap.

I said it before, but it’s hilarious how oblivious he always is to the fact that he’s being taped.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 11:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah?

Well, you seem pretty oblivious to the fact that you are being taped, as well.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should probably put some pants on….

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please don't

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I shouldn't have said that...

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now where the heck did I put my other pant?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I talk about this during my Saturday teaching, during the lesson about singular/plural consistency

I assume that each leg happens to be called a pant.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

is he doing that thing where he eats the microphone again? oh Kuip!

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by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right now it looks like he’s playing with his shoes. But I love it when he eats the mic!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

What saddens me about this game is that there were times I wished for a Giant player to strikeout in fears of a DP.

by SeeingStars on Apr 28, 2009 11:18 PM PDT reply actions  

and then they still manage to get a DP off a strikeout =(…

by SeeingStars on Apr 28, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

same old story ...

Bochy starts Juan Uribe – Bochy puts in Howry instead of Wilson, and when Howry start obviously struggling, doesn’t even bother to even pretend to have a plan B – the guys we like get on the base, and then the guys who suck leave them there

bases loaded, 2 outs, tied game, and our batter is … Eugenio Velez (seriously, we might have to some pitchers who can hit better than he can)

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Apr 28, 2009 11:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson was unavailable on account of throwing 300 pitches in the last 3 days.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria was unavailable because he’s hurt or something

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 28, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and Burriss and Velez need to be showcased for all-star votes.

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by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 7:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

No matter how bad it is Uribe > Velez.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 29, 2009 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pitchers who hit better than Velez and Burriss...

Hey, I think Noah Lowry would fit that bill. He hit .271 in 2005.

Maybe he can pull a Rick Ankiel move and help us out that way.

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Apr 29, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where is Lowry, anyway?

I haven’t heard any update on him since spring training. I assume he’s suffered some new and bizarre injury, but don’t recall seeing any news.

by taliesin on Apr 29, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lowry update from Mercurynews.com

From April 19th:

“Bochy said reliever Sergio Romo, who has been sidelined since spring training with a sprained elbow ligament, will soon pitch in extended spring training and could rejoin the Giants by early May. The news isn’t nearly as encouraging for left-hander Noah Lowry, who had to miss a day of throwing last week because of tightness in his forearm. Bochy said Lowry has thrown off flat ground since the setback.”

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Apr 29, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH GOD.

I tuned in for a second and Krukow just told one of the worst jokes I have ever heard.

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by GiantBrass on Apr 28, 2009 11:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Something about Matos? The whole episode just drifted between my ears and out again.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea that was pretty bad.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 29, 2009 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why am I still awake

I have to get up at 5:45 tomorrow morning. And I still have to take a shower. Why am I wallowing in this misery?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2009 11:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LATE AB!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

ATE LAB!

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by GiantBrass on Apr 28, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALT ABE

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by GiantBrass on Apr 28, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow… where’d you find this pic of Julian Tavarez?

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 29, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2009 11:20 PM PDT reply actions  

let's think about tomorrow's game

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Apr 28, 2009 11:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy vs. Stults

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Apr 28, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for a no-hitter!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a little more confidence in our offense than that.

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by groug on Apr 28, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s more than I have.

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

My first game at the phone!

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by Viliphied on Apr 28, 2009 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woohoo! That’s reason to be happy. Have fun.

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by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 7:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

One last thing before shower and bed

To not think about Giants baseball right now, I just wanted to say that the new Ghostbusters game looks like it should be really good.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2009 11:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid Bochy Trick of the Night
  • Sending Nate (who is by no means a sure thing as a base stealer)…
  • With a 2-strike count to Lewis (when he’s been striking out in over 40% of his AB’s)…
  • Most likely prompting Lewis to swing at a pitch out of the strike zone (when Lewis, with his decent eye, probably would have taken the pitch had the runner not been going)…
  • So, instead of runners at first and second, with no one out…
  • The Giants had no one on and two out.

I mean, how difficult was it to predict that this move had an excellent chance to result in a SEOTEO?

That was just one of a handful of dunderheaded Bochy moves tonight—and he consistently brings a full assortment of this kind of fail, night after night. The man simply has no feel for the game, no sense of what a situation calls for.

Bochy is almost entirely tone-deaf in his ability to make good in-game decisions, so he slavishly and repeatedly defaults to his security blanket “by-the-book” moves: lefty-righty hitting matchups, lefty-lefty pitching matchups, sacrifice bunts, an abundance of Aurilia and Uribe appearances, and unending double-switches. He’s one of the worst in-game managers I’ve seen in a long, long time.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Apr 29, 2009 12:04 AM PDT reply actions  

No match for Torre

I think Torre sits back and knows Bochy will mess up.

by ho-hum baby on Apr 29, 2009 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Probably the scouting report around the entire NL

by bonbrillio on Apr 29, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tonight the Giants return the favor to the Dodgers

Jonathan Sanchez please pitch more efficiently.
Skates please catch the damn ball.
Giants batters please get the runner in from third.
Burriss please hit RH.
Bochy please sit Winn for a game or two.
Lincecum please pitch a CG win vs the Bums.

by wilriv21 on Apr 29, 2009 12:49 AM PDT reply actions  

Runner on third please don’t go down the line on line drives to the first basemen.

by paboperfecto on Apr 29, 2009 6:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

runners are to freeze when the batter hits a line drive.

by wilriv21 on Apr 29, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

your list needs more Juan Uribe.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 29, 2009 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do not want Burriss on my baseball team. Miller needs to take a hike as well.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 29, 2009 5:58 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, when all else fails, blame the announcer. :-)

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by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 7:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss’ ISO of .016 is amazing. 69 PA’s, 10 H’s, 9 1B’s!

by xanthan on Apr 29, 2009 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I went to bed early last night

but does that box score say 19 men left on base? 8 by uribe? wow. and lewis with 3 more strikeouts. when these guys are bad, they are epic-bad. at least we got timmy tonight.

by projectmayhem713 on Apr 29, 2009 6:05 AM PDT reply actions  

To me, “epic bad” is when they can’t even get guys on base. I’d say last night was more “epic frustrating”. Despite all the failures, they weren’t dominated by the division leader and had plenty of chances to take the game. Sanchez looked good, Pablo is continuing to hit the ball hard and they had a lot of guys on base.

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by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's the nice thing about baseball

You don’t have to wait too long before the next game.
Happy Timmy Day!

by Merope on Apr 29, 2009 6:50 AM PDT reply actions  

I get a Timmy day for my birthday.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 29, 2009 7:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

olderjacket

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by WalrusMan on Apr 29, 2009 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m thirty now.

I’m going to go join Delorean, Vic and wilriv in the MCC geezer corner.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 29, 2009 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll pull up a rocking chair for you.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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by Goofus on Apr 29, 2009 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Enjoy your birthday, loldjacket.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 29, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bring It on “Whippersnapper”. I remember when I was thirty. At least I think I do :-)
/my lawn,get off it

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by nvsfg on Apr 29, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kripes if being 30 makes you a geezer, I need to find the decrepit old fossil corner.

Oh, and Happy Birthday!

by Merope on Apr 29, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

oldjacket is old

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

YOU GET OFF MY LAWN!

When’s Matlock on?

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 29, 2009 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

happy birthday too

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GINAT FANZ R OLD!!

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 29, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I went to bed last night after the Dodgers went ahead. Woke up this morning and saw my car was not where I parked it. I think the Dodgers stole my car, too.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 7:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Big time. Dealing with this is going to be a nightmare for sure. I need to be at work today and thank Allah I could borrow a car to get here today.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry your ride was stolen.

Super lame.

You seem to have more nightmare stories involving cars than anyone here. Maybe you need to commute using a ROFLcopter instead.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Apr 29, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

We need some engineers to develop a ROFLcopter prototype.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

more likely it was towed.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Apr 29, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bad game. Hopefully we have a good timmy day.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 29, 2009 8:28 AM PDT reply actions  

This. Greatly needed.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Apr 29, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

HOWRY DOODY BOB-BLE HEAD

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by Timlincecum.com on Apr 29, 2009 9:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Listen, I really like Emmanuel Burriss and want him to do well—his defense has been pretty good— but his offensive numbers in April have been absolutely brutal. Either he needs to start batting from the right side of the plate only or he needs to go down to Fresno for a while and work on his hitting. If he earned the 2B job with his play in spring training, then he’s unearned it this month.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Apr 29, 2009 10:00 AM PDT reply actions  

I agree. I think the right thing to do is to be patient with Ishikawa, because he has looked pretty good with the bat at times and I’m willing to believe he’s been the victim of some poor luck, but Burriss just looks terrible and is hitting terrible. The fact that we get excited when he hits a ball out of the infield isn’t a good sign. Frandsen is heating up… let them switch spots and let Burriss play SS for Fresno, which is what he should have been doing from the beginning.

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

ishikawa has an OK BABIP, so that's not particularly unlucky

he has hit lots of LDs and FBs. Big problem is that he Ks 30% of his PAs and walks in 3%.

I am about done with Burriss for now, too. 2 weeks more at the most.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Apr 29, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huh, that .314 BABIP is a bit discouraging. Still, I’m more optimistic that he can bounce back (even if it’s only to a 90 OPS+ level… which would still be a huge improvement!) than I am that Burriss can manage even like a 70-80 OPS+ at this point.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

1B who put up a 90 OPS+

belong in AA, or the Frontier League

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by zenbitz on Apr 29, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or the San Francisco Giants.

by Natto on Apr 29, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

well yeah, no shit, but do we have a better option for now? Guzman, maybe? I don’t know.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker, baby, Bowker!

by Evan on Apr 29, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I DON'T BELIEVE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

how quickly you forget

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 29, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t not believe.

by Merope on Apr 29, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess Phelps is gone

I note that Adam Dunn is leading the league in OPS.

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by zenbitz on Apr 29, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

sigh :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s 3.9% (BB/PA)

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 29, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

petition to join this groupthink

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 29, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am in agreement with this particular comment.

by Natto on Apr 29, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

walks, errors and poor baserunnning....

Aside from that, it was a well played game.

Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 29, 2009 10:27 AM PDT reply actions  

Cluth hits and Sac flies

The forbidden fruit

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 29, 2009 10:42 AM PDT reply actions  

Bochy

The record is big time broken. I was at last nights game, and I was at the saturday afternoon game with Timmy’s 13-k’s- and I suppose I’m being treated to perfect examples of poor coaching. Let me explain.

Last night Bochy pulled Sanchez after 5 innings and 97 pitches. He wasn’t due up in the batting order in the next half inning, so there was no pinch hit type scenario to pull him. Sure enough, our BP blew the game. I’m not saying Sanchez would have held the score, but put him back out there with a short leash (at the least). Later on, we pinch hit the same guy we sent down, Velez, in the 8th with the bases loaded. OK, we had a short bench, but it’s the coaches responsibility to put players in the game in situations where they can succeed. Broxton was throwing gas, and Velez looked feeble and with his eyes closed.

Last saturday, when Timmy looked like the Cy Young award winner he is, Bochy pulled him after 8 innings and 97 (i think) pitches. Sure enough, our BP blows the 0-0 tie. I understand he had ‘stomach issues’ and it’s ‘still early in the year’… but I’m of the mind that you play the game to win, and the coaches job is to put the players available in the best situations to succeed.

I’m sick and tired of Bruce Bochy. He gives the same sort of ho-hum effort and seems to think losses are OK this year like they were last year. NO! Bochy’s big-ass head should, and will, roll- hopefully sooner rather than later. If starting pitching is the team’s strength, then don’t unneccessarily remove our starting pitcher- be it sanchez, lincecum or whomever.

Yes, the team has flaws, and yes, we are not odds-on world series favorites, but I will not settle for a .500 season when the division competition is that of the NL West. We as Giants fans are entirely too complacent and we settle for mediocre.

oh yeah, Sabean’s head should roll too. Armando Benitez, Dave Roberts and Tyler Walker (two stints) are exhibits A, B and C. Edgar Rentaria’s contract may be Exhibit D soon enough. Not to mention Joe Nathan.

by bonbrillio on Apr 29, 2009 11:42 AM PDT reply actions  

And does anyone know ....

where Renteria was last night? I would’a preferred his pinch hit than Velez… Or Sweeney, wait he now plays for the Dodgers (Sabean).

by bonbrillio on Apr 29, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria has a mild groin pull, I assume Bochy wanted to avoid using him unless it was absolutely necessary.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not

pinch hit Renteria, then should he get on base pinch run with Velez and keep Velez in the game.

by bonbrillio on Apr 29, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

because aggravating a groin pull could put him on the DL for weeks

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 29, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, real serious Groin pull

He’s got multiple hits and playing just fine here in game three of the series. But thank goodness we’re keeping our over paid shortstop healthy.

by bonbrillio on Apr 29, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because groin pulls are very touchy injuries and if he’d aggravated it… well, what oldjacket said. And I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but shortstop past Renteria in this system is ugly.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

krikey, can we get CHW to sponsor a banner ad across the top of the page “Renteria groinded out.” ?

by Merope on Apr 29, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You think taking Sanchez out was too early? Really??

Dude’s velocity dropped SIGNIFICANTLY in his last inning of work and he was in trouble all night, including a double and a walk to Russell Martin in his last inning of work. He was laboring, despite the decent (but not great) results. It was definitely the right time to take him out. If you’re going to put someone out there on “a short leash” (ie remove after one baserunner), you may as well not put them out there at all.

Plenty of things to criticize Bochy for but that is decidedly not one of them

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

*double to Manny Ramirez, he didn’t give up a double and a walk to Martin in one inning, or I think you definitely not be calling for him to stay in the game…

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 29, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

What happened with Joe Nathan?

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 29, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez seemed afraid of Manny last night...

He got Jonathan all out of sorts each at bat.

In the words of Peyton Manning on SNL: “I think a little pee might’ve come out.”

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Apr 29, 2009 12:38 PM PDT reply actions  

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