Gameday Thread Five
by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 9:33 PM PDT
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Depends. Which team do you mean?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I BLAME YOU
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
my 4 and a half year old
starting saying :“epic fail” during his pre-school soccer game
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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I hate this game.
I hate the Dodgers.
I hate our anemic offense and cardiac inducing bullpen.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
s’ok, we’ve still yet to see the Dodger pen tonight. There’s still hope!
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Can we borrow some of their hitters? ’Cause ours will still be full of fail.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
the worst thinga bout this game is that
I would trade our position players for the Dodgers, 1 for 1 at all 8 positions. With the possible exception of Blake for Pandoval.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
WOULD NOT TRADE MY SON
everyone else though. And we could have traded Lewis for Manny, but that’s another story.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Giants bullpen: 49 pitches, 23 strikes.
Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
wow
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Please. If they had 23 hits in 49 at-bats, you’d be all excited. You just don’t understand math.
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 28, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
IT'S WORKED BEFORE IT'S GOING TO WORK AGAIN
WE NEED THIS
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
um yikes
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
IRL lmao
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Rally cause of Swine Flu
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
yup!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome FAIl pic Natto
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
SAAAAAAAAAAAFE
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
Actually after further review
OUUUUUUUTTTTT
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Brandon DODGers
I blame the Blanks for not hanging on to him.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck you Torre, he was safe.
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Close enough.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 28, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY HARRY S. TRUMAN
WAIT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
RALLY TROLLY
Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK
RALLY ENVIRONMENTAL AWARENESS FAIL
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
hahahaha
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Rally roflechopter!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
WHO?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
Who's on first?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, you can’t top that one.
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FUCK YOU BLAKE
AND BOCHY. WHY DO YOU NOT PLAY HIM MORE YOU FUCKER
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Rally Ups
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
these fail pictures are making me lol and lol
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
+1
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
BEAT LA
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
NEVER
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Thanks for cheering me up about my patchy facial hair.
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
I’ve got dozens more where that came from, too.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Because we’re watching Giants baseball.
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RALLY FDOTLEW
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Well , since you put it that way...
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Sign up for ass feeds?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
ARGH
I got back from walking the dog JUST IN TIME for that bases loaded walk.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
RALLY DRUNK COMPUTER
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Rally fried bacon cheese sticks
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
GOD DAMN IT
THIS THREAD WAS FULL OF FAIL AND YOU POSTED EPIC WIN AND WE GROUNDED INTO A DOUBLE PLAY!
I blame you for this.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Fred needs to hit a double, so Nate can plow over the catcher, just for old time’s sake.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 28, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Rally Lipper
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
Of course that happened.
Of course.
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I read this in this guy's voice.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
too many preemptive fail images
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
Our FAIL was not enough to flush the giants of of FAIL
Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK
SoLewiseveryone sucks
FYP
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Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
D:
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
DFA LEWIS
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This has got to be the worst baserunning team ever.
Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
FREE WILLIAM RIVERA
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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
OMG
this one is the best
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i disagree
that is WIN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Baseball Fail
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
:( this +1
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, this thread was just like the inning.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
LMFAO
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
The good: I like Osiris Matos
The bad: everything else
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
The ugly: in addition to listening to this shit, I have to wash the dishes
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Also WIlson Delgado, Julian Tavarez, and Willie McGee
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Hooray
It’s the Giants bullpen’s turn again!
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 28, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
OK, how about a new thread with nothing but WIN images
the next time giants bat? since the thread of fail worked so well…
Adopted: David B. Flemming
hitting advice?
It's spelled "T-A-K-I-M-O-T-S-C-H-M-O-E."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
I should have stayed in the shower.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
THIS TEAM MIGHT NOT BE REALLY GREAT
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Apr 28, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
SLAP!
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
screw you shea!
I wanted to adopt, but all the good looking babies were taken
by joeytothelimit on Apr 28, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
perhaps...
the “ground attack” will prevail?
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
Dear Sir or Madam,
I seek a challenging position in your advance scouting department. While I understand my resume is not the traditional scout’s resume, I bring unusual insight gained from my years as a Giants fan. In fact, if hired, I will happily reveal the top secret pitch (think “down and inside slider”) that will strike out every single Giants hitter.
I eagerly await your response. Salary requirements and references upon request.
Very truly yours,
antinous
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
PITCH GOOD!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Goddammit, Is Billingsley still in this game?
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
Wouldn’t matter. Even if a guy gets on base he finds a stoopid way to get out. The pitcher is irrelevant at this point.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
STFD BILLINGSLEY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
If he hangs out with Uribe, he might end up Lard of the Dead.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
New from George Romero.
This time less sucky than Diary of the Dead. OMG THE BLOGGGGSSS!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually think that would have been a decent movie if he’d just dispatched with the social bullshit for once and stuck with the zombies.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I could be watching Let the Right One In right now.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
I so want to see that.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Sigh
how bout some positivity? We are just one run away from tying the game. We’ve got a pretty good chance of doing it, too.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, but…we’re not going to.
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ONCE AGAIN A PITCH THAT HAS BEEN A STRIKE FOR FUCKING BILLINGSLEY
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Look, I get the Giants are failing as completely as they can in this game, but when Billingsley’s getting pitches at the shins and Matos and Medders aren’t getting pitches at the between-the-shins-and-knees, that’s some bullshit.
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ANUBIS would be a winning idea
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
STFD Furcal
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
sit, Furcal.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
At the game
What an epic fail this is. Seriously – I think the Giants have thrown about 8,000 pitches, and Billengsly has thrown 24.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
holy shit
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Tweet sent.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
follow my tweeting at EwaWeewa
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
you know who tweets real hard, Alyssa Milano
I wanted to adopt, but all the good looking babies were taken
by joeytothelimit on Apr 28, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY TIME!
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 28, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
WHY WERE WE WASTING OUR TIME WITH THOSE OTHER FUCKERS WHEN WE HAD MATOS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Best one yet.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
DFA MATOS NOW
He just doesn’t have “it.” Sometimes you can just tell.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
RALLY LASORDAFAIL
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 28, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions
lol wtf
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate Blanka. That fucker.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too! Howie’s just a hater.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I use the one I can win with by button mashing.
by chilibean_3 on Apr 28, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
/shocks howtheyscored
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Ow fuck it!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
time for Panda to get all up in this bitch!
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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
Rally Panda!
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
2.5/2.
Results.
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
YEAH
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I wish the Giants had a 10-4 lead.
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Panda express!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
butt pee?
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
We'll just give up the lead again in an hour.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
He shouldn't have painted his house himself
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I like the version of Sandoval who can hit!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
RALLY GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
no rally Harding?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Peanuts!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
RALLY KAISER WILHELM
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
they leave billingsley in
who does torre think he is bochey?
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 28, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
Rally Sniper Jesus
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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
Are you CRASH5 that posts on sfgiants.com
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS MAGIC MOMENT!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
RALLY TRUMAN THE PRESIDENT THIS TIME
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
So then why does it feel so wrong?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
this
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Sam Elliott!
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
Remember when we were semi-excited about Rowand’s start?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
No. But...
BEAT LA
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
suave motherfucker
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
This thread needs more WIN.
Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK
Rally This Is Our House!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
OMG HOUSE IS CRAZY
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
hausu!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally related Engrishfail!
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
mmmm fake bunt
I wanted to adopt, but all the good looking babies were taken
by joeytothelimit on Apr 28, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
wtf? did you see the guys in the dugout sitting indian style?
I wanted to adopt, but all the good looking babies were taken
by joeytothelimit on Apr 28, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
rally indian style sitting!? errr American-Indian Style sitting
I wanted to adopt, but all the good looking babies were taken
by joeytothelimit on Apr 28, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY CHIEF SITTING BULL
It's spelled "T-A-K-I-M-O-T-S-C-H-M-O-E."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Rally the Dude
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
GTFO
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY WEIRDEST PICTURE EVER
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
wtf
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
the really weird shit is what you don’t see.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I know of a weirder one but I think it's semi NSFW.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope
According to GIS, this is the weirdest picture EVER.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
This was in GIS.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Whoopi!
I wanted to adopt, but all the good looking babies were taken
by joeytothelimit on Apr 28, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY NON FAIL BEARD WITH EYEBROW CROSSBURNS
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Rally Overly Provocative Shinjo
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
Something anatomically incorrect about her...
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
God
mlb.tv still has Billingsly pitching to rowand
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It feels like 4chan vomited into this gameday thread…
Not that I’m complaining or anything. Let’s go, boys!
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Rally Ishi
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Hint: It might be a Hermione Granger replica wand.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
So…not Gwyneth Paltrow’s head?
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.
Gwyneth Paltrow’s pretty head
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
aw, what's in the box???
It's spelled "T-A-K-I-M-O-T-S-C-H-M-O-E."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
I'M HIGHER IN THE THREAD THAN YOU AND THEREFORE I WIN
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.
RALLY JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK
by GiantBrass on Apr 28, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
It wouldn't be a Lemon Party...
without old dick!
by Every6thDay on Apr 28, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
did it come with batteries and hand sanitizer?
I wanted to adopt, but all the good looking babies were taken
by joeytothelimit on Apr 28, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
WALKIN!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Rally Now Pitching Number 51
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
RALLY BOWIE BULGE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
If this doesn’t get it done, I don’t know what will.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.
YAY FOR WALKS
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Meat of the order coming up here
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 28, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
Broxton’s getting squeezed… I love it.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
Rally flaming dodger hat
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
BEAT LA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
BEAT LA
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA
It's spelled "T-A-K-I-M-O-T-S-C-H-M-O-E."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
BEAT LA
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 28, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
hellooo
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by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
well in that case…
Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 28, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU BRUCE BOCHEY WHY WOULD YOU BAT URIBE IN THIS SITUATION???
Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.
Why is he playing at all?!?!?1
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by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Why is he on this team??
Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.
EXACTLY!!
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by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Juan Uribe has one of the worst GameCast pictures I've ever seen.
It's spelled "T-A-K-I-M-O-T-S-C-H-M-O-E."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Do what you did last time, Uribe!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Make me not hate you, Uribe
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
PLEASE. THIS.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
AWESOME
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCKING AMAZING
THAT’S MY NEW CELL PHONE WALLPAPER
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I’M SO EXCITED
I’M SO EXCITED
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Broxton’s about to lose control and I think I like it
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
I’M SO……SCARED
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 28, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Sober 'em up Uribe
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
This one always makes me laugh
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Genius
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally creepy fruit
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
looks like a burn victim…..spooky
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
3-2!!!!!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I am not about to GIS "three ball count" though
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
RALLY HAPPY TRUMAN
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
ARE YOU SHITTING ME
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Shhh
I’m still watching Jose at bat.
Don’t ruin this.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
fail
Juan
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU MARTIN
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
I do not like Juan Uribe
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
I still don’t like Juan Uribe
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Maybe.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCKING URIBE!!!!!!! YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT FAIL TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 28, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions
fff
Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK
God obviously doesnt want the Giants to win
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
It’s okay. He’s facing a right-handed pitcher.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Ouch
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions
BRUCE FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY WASN’T RENTERIA IN
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
he's hurt dumbass
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
HURT!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Chances ORLY fails here
greater than 10000%?
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COME ON RICHIE!
BEAT L.A. BEAT L.A. BEAT L.A.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 28, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions
Once again, I blame Grant for recently saying something good about Juan Uribe.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.
Save us, cleanup hitter!
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 28, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
CAN WE PLEASE BRING BONDS BACK FOR PINCH HIT SITUATIONS
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
I blame Grant
God is punishing him for saying he didn’t mind Uribe.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I’ll take that from groug, but not from you.
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 28, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY ORLYA
Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK
THROW BALLS
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
THROW BALLS
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
THROW BALLS
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
THROW BALLS
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Richie
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
RALLY BROOKLYN BRIDGE
It's spelled "T-A-K-I-M-O-T-S-C-H-M-O-E."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
velez on deck lol
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
sadness:
aurilla is roughly twice the hitter of Burriss right now.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
What happened to Santa?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Richie cant catch up to this cheese
I wanted to adopt, but all the good looking babies were taken
by joeytothelimit on Apr 28, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions
Rally Rockin' Gammons
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
win.
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
is that kruk?
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by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
awesome
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I SWEAR TO FUCKING FUCK IF HE FUCKING SWINGS AT BALL FOUR I AM DONE WITH AURILIA PROFESSIONALLY
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
FUCK YOU BLUE
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
* adds Andy Fletcher to shitlist *
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 28, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT
Brian Sabean figures that if he buys enough bottles, one of them is bound to have lightning in it.
So, this ump is kind of a worthless piece of shit.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
what?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
What a horsehit call.
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
Panda’s got the rally pink lemonade going
I wanted to adopt, but all the good looking babies were taken
by joeytothelimit on Apr 28, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT YOU STUPID FUCKING UMP
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
NOT A STRIKE
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions
this ump’s strike zone is hilariously inconsistant
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
BULLSHIT
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck this umpire. That’s ball four all the way you blind old monkey.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions
YES
Brian Sabean figures that if he buys enough bottles, one of them is bound to have lightning in it.
whoo
I wanted to adopt, but all the good looking babies were taken
by joeytothelimit on Apr 28, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions
SEE? THAT WAS A FUCKING BALL
WHOOOO!!!!!!!!
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’d!!!!!!!!!!
there!
no way to call that one a fucking strike
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Pablito is pumped
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
That was some half-assed Lebron James powder toss thing he did. I love it.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
YESHHH!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions
I FUCKING LOVE WALKS
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
this game is such fail but i am having such a good time.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Just when I’m finally not mad, Bochy gives me the gift that is Eugenio Velez, Pinch Hitter.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
HEY GAMEDAY GUYS HOW MANY PITCHES HAS HE TROWN
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 28, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions
Secret Weapon Velez!
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 28, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions
If you get a hit Velez, I’m going to name my first child after you.
Judgment Day is coming
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wow, that was a short trip to fresno for our starving ethiopian
I wanted to adopt, but all the good looking babies were taken
by joeytothelimit on Apr 28, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions
BEAT LA
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
walk!!!!!!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I expect an animated gif of the WTF-strike with "FAIL" as the ump calls strike by tomorrow.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
give it away
give it away
give it away now!
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Rally Fast Black
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
Why the fuck is velez batting
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I think we ran out of players.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
don't you know?
Brian Sabean figures that if he buys enough bottles, one of them is bound to have lightning in it.
BEAT LA
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY STARVIN' MARVIN
It's spelled "T-A-K-I-M-O-T-S-C-H-M-O-E."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
LET'S GO VELEZ, GIVE US Y OUR ANNUAL RANDOM, OVERMATCHED CLUTCH HIT
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
haha
I wanted to adopt, but all the good looking babies were taken
by joeytothelimit on Apr 28, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright, lets get the hit Frandsen!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Oh wait
I’m just thinking of who should be up.
And yeah, he just struck out on three pitches.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Thanks for the rallyTorre
Really … Let Billingsley hit in the top of the 8th when he had one more out / 9 more pitches in him.
RALLY PEPTO
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
save this for later
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
NEAL JUST HIT FOR THE CYCLE
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions
OMGOMGOMG
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
NEAL BEFORE ZOD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
YES!!!!!!!
MY SON LEARNED TO CYCLE!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
barfburgers
I wanted to adopt, but all the good looking babies were taken
by joeytothelimit on Apr 28, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions
fucking velez
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Yeah, I definitely didn’t see that coming.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
BEAT LA, BEAT LA, BEAT LA
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
yeah. everyone saw that coming.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK
So, how many pitches into the AB before Manny homers?
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
That K wasn’t predictable at all
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 28, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions
Bob Howry time
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 28, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions
D: DNW
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
At least it won't be Medders losing this one.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
WHO KNEW THAT VELEZ WOULD BE BAD?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Dear Velez,
You suck.
Sincerely,
neurofarm
Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
I know how this movie ends.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I end up in the bathroom vomiting because I tried to hold in my pee.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
i thought rentaria was availible to pinch hit
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 28, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions
Burris and Velez down
Guzman and Frandsen up.
That’s the way it should be
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Well then we KNOW that aint happenin
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Carney shouldn’t have talked to him.
Velez can’t think and play at the same time
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Velez can’tthink andplayat the same time
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Y’know, I think I’d rather see Barry Zito batting than Velez…
Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.
I’d rather see Chris Lincecum batting than Velez.
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 28, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez And Uribe And Burriss Are More Valuable Than Frandsen
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
You Only Disagree Because You Hate Sabean!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
In That Combined Their Body Salts Weigh More And Hence Command a HIgher Price On The Open Market
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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New Thread
This one’s dead. http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/4/28/858470/open-gameday-thread-v-4-28
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Velez killed it
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 28, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Fast Black
Fail.
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
The gun shot to the back of the head seems like more of an annoyance in this picture.
by chilibean_3 on Apr 28, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
From Schulman’s post tonight:
I asked Velez if he accomplished everything he hoped to in “Fresno” and he said, “Everything. I was perfect.”
Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.
Good, maybe he can go back and do it again
by ho-hum baby on Apr 28, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
wow
been following the game on gamecast and had to turn the radio on for this one
J. Uribe
R. Aurilia
E. Velez
"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds
Velez at 2nd base
I wanted to adopt, but all the good looking babies were taken
by joeytothelimit on Apr 28, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions
Howry looks like Boomhauer
I wanted to adopt, but all the good looking babies were taken
by joeytothelimit on Apr 28, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions
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