Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Pro Quality. Fan Perspective.
Login-facebook
Around SBN: Roy Nelson Willing to Pay for His Next Opponent's Drug Test

Open Gameday thread Part 2

Fred Lewis-----> Epic Fail

Comment 715 comments  |  0 recs  | 

Do you like this story?

Comments

Display:

lol

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 28, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk: Lewis does not play good LF.

Thanks for the insight.

by scout6 on Apr 28, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Sad..

thing is that Fred actually plays a pretty good LF

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 28, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just recently he’s had some failplays.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 28, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s always had some failplays.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 28, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

is gameday audio failing for anyone else?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Cheap AM radio FTW!

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It failed right before the out call on Winn, but then it came back.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 28, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

no. not at all

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Apr 28, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

poo

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok it's back

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s been very intermittent for me for many days.

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Apr 28, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the fuck kind of name is Chad, anyway.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 28, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

The name of a central African nation with political problems.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you’re repeating yourself.

BAM! SUCK IT, CENTRAL AFRICAN REPUBLIC

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 28, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE THE CENTRAL AFRICA REPUBLIC

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

AFRICAN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked it better when it was the Central African Empire.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Part of the species name for a primate ancestor, too. From the name of the nation, lol.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Douchey names: Chad, Doug, Brad, Roy.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 28, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would also add Jeff to that.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

especially spelled Geoff

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. Fuck those guys.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 28, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This one is pretty cool though

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of like that name. But I love Chaucer and stuff

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doug

Aww

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 28, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa

Is your name pronounced “Grugg”?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Growg. I’m not changing how I think it.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was pronounced "groud">

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. It’s like group but with a g at the end.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 28, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good, this is what I have always thought.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

groupg?

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 28, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, with a silent p.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 28, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddammit, I’m not sure I can adjust.

Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know why, but I seriously dislike the name Roy. It just seems so douchy.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 28, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've never rooted this hard for one of my fantasy players to fail.

(I have Bills)

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

My boy needs to stop taking lessons from the Eugenio Velez School of Defense.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats taught in a Pottery Barn right?

by scout6 on Apr 28, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the non-fail thread

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I am not speaking to Fred right now.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 28, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I sent him a message

He missed that , too.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just tweeted that I too am not speaking to him.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did the whole zipping-the-mouth-closed and throwing-away-the-key… I think he saw me…

by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO SWING THROUGH STUFF!

Wait, is Cain pitching?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 28, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

No, Pedro Feliz

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where was that?

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit kenshin.

Now I play the waiting game….

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

WEAK

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

DO NOT WALK THE EFFING PITCHER

9-9 - RIP, Brian Wilson's Twitter. :(

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Pride of Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 28, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

The first call I forgive, but that time out WAS BULLSHIT

by scout6 on Apr 28, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD BARBARA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 28, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING SIT DOWN ASSFACE

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Sit The F Down Dodger Pitcher

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, I turned on the radio and things went bad, but then I came here and things went good.

So I think I have to stay for the entire game this time.

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK A FUCKING COCK UMP. HE’LL DO IT IN 5 STRIKES IF HE HAS TO.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Apr 28, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Despite the best efforts of Mr. Fletcher…

STFD

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 28, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

stfd

9-9 - RIP, Brian Wilson's Twitter. :(

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Pride of Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 28, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Billingsley

This ump is a douche.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 28, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

This game has so much fail already.

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Apr 28, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

So far the score is only a minor fail though.

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.

by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont like Chad Billingsley, he should lose more.

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for an Ishii BOMB!

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Apr 28, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

chance of occurring – 0%

9-9 - RIP, Brian Wilson's Twitter. :(

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Pride of Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 28, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh come on, it has at least a 1% chance!

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Apr 28, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

be thankful

At least this time it resulted in an out.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 28, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not his fault. The ump is a prick.

by scout6 on Apr 28, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

UMP IS A TURRRRD

UMP IS A TURRRRRD
Ump is a turd ump is a turd ump is a turrrrd….
Ump is a turd ump is a turd ump is a turrrrd….
UMP IS A TURD
(He’s such a douche)
A MASSIVE TURD
(Hey ump, screw you)
THIS UMP IS SUCH
A
TURRRRRRRRRRRRRD….

(think classical music, it’ll come to you)

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

A little Ludwig von.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 28, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got a good laugh out of this.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amy G starting the Rally right here.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Yawn

Booribe.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit

Did the ump just imitate Sanchez’ walking?

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Familiar Chant

You suck amy?

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 28, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Britney's new song?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Soviet Russia…

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 28, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amy’s chants suck?

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand. :/

Try swinging at strikes.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

See how much better that works?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay!

- Scott’s opinion

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take the strike, swing at the ball

sigh

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT SCOTT!!

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

If I was a pitcher I would throw that low and outside breaking ball 95% of the time to Rowand.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 28, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

After seventeen consecutive strikeouts, he'd stop swinging.

….as often.

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gamer

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

GRITTY

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott!

:-( We didn’t hear Bonds call him that last night.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

He tripled checked the roster this time

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Triple*

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boris playing 2nd base.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but he was thinking it!

by satyricrash on Apr 28, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gamer hit!

Rowand is so poopin’.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 28, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT

9-9 - RIP, Brian Wilson's Twitter. :(

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Pride of Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 28, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Well...

at least the Giants are hitting (the hanging) Chad.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 28, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Just tuned in

So what did Fred (fail to) do?

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Catch a ball.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Catch a ball, runner later scored.

by scout6 on Apr 28, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do well at baseball.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

ISH!

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.

by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

ISHI THE KILLER!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

ISHI

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

ISHI!

Now, no GiDP here..

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 28, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Travis Singles!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 28, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

TI gets base hits

Remains sexy while doing so.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LAST OF HIS TRIBE

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

late to the party

SUCK IT RUSSELL J MARTIN.

there.

Fairley odd parent to Wendell
converting tools into skills since 2008...

by WTF on Apr 28, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear...

Travis,

You owe the Giants about 2 million dollars. Please start to repay this debt ASAP

kenshin

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 28, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

ti

9-9 - RIP, Brian Wilson's Twitter. :(

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Pride of Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 28, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe needs a clutch hit

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re just begging for a triple play, you know that?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

REE BAY

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 28, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck it!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baserunners, none out, Yes!! Uribe up…No!

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

:(

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

OOO

RIBE!!

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to work the count

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 28, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

FAKE BUNT

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

GIDP

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 28, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddamn it Uribe. What’s with the fake bunt there? That was a cockshot fastball.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 28, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

At least he hit into a Dp next pitch

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

get off the fucking team

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.

by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe Fail.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 28, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Juan Uribe: not very good.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Apr 28, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

JUAN URIBE DOES NOT DESERVE AN OOOOO RIBE CHANT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Somewhere in Heaven, his uncle facepalms.

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAIL FAIL FAIL

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Booribe: San Francisco Giant

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishi RUN THAT OUT! Try to break it up!

by scout6 on Apr 28, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

UTILITY INFIELDER WITH POP

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 28, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Splendid.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

We’d be lucky if they walked Manny

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 28, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Frandsen can do that

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

with grit!

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.

by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey guys, it's all okay

Now we have the utility infielder with no pop.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Apr 28, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Poo-ribe.

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Situation Middle infield

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

2009 Giants

Cult of Wasted Opportunities

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 28, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

2005-2009 Giants

Cult of Wasted Opportunities

/fixed

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 28, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishi did not run it out, didn’t try to break it up at all.

by scout6 on Apr 28, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I just saw the Travis hit

He saw all of that.
If Billingsley’s willing to hang ’em this could be gooood!

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

except there’s no one on this team who can hit.

Brian Sabean figures that if he buys enough bottles, one of them is bound to have lightning in it.

by jasomack on Apr 28, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

My arms are peeling from a sunburn and that’s how i feel about Juan Uribe.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Read as: “arms are peeing…”

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, me too.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 28, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOS BRAZOS DE PEE PEE

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't catch on to the second thread very quickly.

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 28, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

The Dodgers need to play hide and go fuck themselves.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Dodgers need to play hide and go fuck themselves

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 28, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

better

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

When will we see the .gif of Zito’s awesome balk from last night?

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah. It’s not as funny seeing it the 2nd time

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 28, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

by the end of the night

i believe we will all be throughly pissed at uribe

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 28, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s all Amy G’s fault for getting our hopes up.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 28, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will Manny ever make solid contact

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Not in this AB.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 28, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not in this Game

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not if he doesn’t swing.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 28, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Fresno

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 28, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, missed opportunity count: 3 so far

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Krukow wants to fuck Billingsley

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Think?

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Krukow gets hot for every decent pitcher we face

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can probably hit.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fortunately, our savior Velez is back.

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

PHARAOHFACE!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

GTFO Burriss

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Bocock

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Burriss might not be it.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Excuse me, my good friend, but I believe it is spelled “burris”

Thank you for your time.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 28, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burress

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh boy

9-9 - RIP, Brian Wilson's Twitter. :(

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Pride of Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 28, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

um, that was a TAD low, ump.

by scout6 on Apr 28, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Get the damn bat off your shoulder with 2 strikes

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.

by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

 Failing Giants
Yay me!

by lehmsbobby on Apr 28, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

A better cheer than "Uuuu....Ribe!"

would be “Frand…..sen! Frand….sen!”

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 28, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL FAIL FAIL

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Apr 28, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I am terribly sorry

But Bussiss is a pretty terrible hitter.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Not pretty terrible, REALLY terrible

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck Burriss

Win probability through 2

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 28, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

IT'S OVER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW..

These charts are awesome, please keep it up.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 28, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Emaaanuel Burriss at this point

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.

by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Over/Under

30 more ABs before we have a new starting second baseman?

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 28, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Over

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 28, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Under

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 28, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over

Bochy thinks he looked real comfortable out there during spring.

by scout6 on Apr 28, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 28, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Under by a couple

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 28, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

skully

“Burriss is more of a switch swinger than a switch hitter”
  -ouch

by thefranzy on Apr 28, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

sick burn from the old man!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hard to disagree

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

shit.

Travis needs to spend some time in the Juggernate Academy Of Basepath Friendliness.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Burriss sub=Bocock yet?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 28, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Either take out the sub or replace the = with a -

Either way works.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 28, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

.167

close…

9-9 - RIP, Brian Wilson's Twitter. :(

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Pride of Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 28, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Limp.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was at 13 OPS+ before this game (Bocock 12), so I imagine he must be.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

your math is confusing me so much!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I get a footlong Burriss sub for $5?

by chilibean_3 on Apr 28, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE WANT BOCOCK

Bo Jackson would love that chant

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

who doesn't want Bocock?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

not me

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 28, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

is good for what ails ya

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

She said Bocock. Not “mo’ cock.”

by chilibean_3 on Apr 28, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heterosexual men?

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You like porn?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you like fish dicks?

Damn that doesn’t work as well typed.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t mean to sound gay or nothing, but unicorns are fucking awesome!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 28, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least when ESPN is overlain by them.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never liked ESPN more than when it’s being overrun by unicorns.

Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

espn.com thinks so

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 28, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, that movie is funny.

by scout6 on Apr 28, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want to sound queer or nothin’, but I think you have a great ass.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 28, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The gay fish song was so good.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 28, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m motherfucking gay fish!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 28, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you look at a penis in a porn movie, you’re automatically gay.

Everyone knows that.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 28, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was actually going for a little Ron White there, but sure.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s it. bring up Noonan and crawford.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

What is with this team’s unwillingness/inability to bunt runners over? jesus

by tony_flow on Apr 28, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Not with the 8-9 hitters coming up

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

We only fake bunt here, or bunt with no one on.

by scout6 on Apr 28, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like bunting, even with these hitters. Billingsly’s control was off, no need to give up the out. Hindsight 20/20… but who bunts to get to Burriss.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 28, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, that wouldn’t have helped

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Playing for one run in the third inning = big suck.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give away more outs! YEAH!

by chilibean_3 on Apr 28, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice one, Panda.

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, nice play!

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Apr 28, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play Sandy.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda Defense!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 28, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

RaFAIL

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

RaFAIL FurcLOL

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

PANDAFENSE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda is awesome

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 28, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Great play panduh

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

one mind

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baron and Nat sittin in a tree….

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

B-L-O-G-I-N-G

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

bloging?

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 28, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blogging wouldnt have flowed, sometimes you have to make sacrifices

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

you gotta sneak that second G in there..like

“B-L-O-GG-I-N-G”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have gone with B-L-O-G-GI-N-G

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 28, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

B-LO-DOUBLE G-I-N-G

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

S-C-O-R-I-N-G the game because they’re watching the game with their scorecards.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

great play by Pablo

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

some ballet from a big man

Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 28, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Mouth guard.

Knock Martin out!

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 28, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

nice play

Pablo Pandaval

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 28, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda has a fat mouth guard in

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 28, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s slimming.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Apr 28, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Helps his hamstring.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dirty’s changeup is dirty.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 28, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Its too bad he will lose 1-0 giving up an unearned run

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

remember when we had a player that would get booed loudly? That was exciting.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

barry zito doesn’t count?

by thefranzy on Apr 28, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, right. My mistake.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Different spirit.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Apr 28, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

E.S.A.D. Manny

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Challenge him

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 28, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

NOW FINISH HIM!!

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 28, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM DIRTY!!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 28, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM ALL OVER HIS FACE!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

wait what

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 28, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

the dirty sanchez

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS……wait….

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Ehhhh

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

At least give us some borderline paint to moan about.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Apr 28, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez with the 3-2 gutterball

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

come on Jonathan

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher].

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes, [giants pitcher]

by scout6 on Apr 28, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

RELAX!!!

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes please.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 28, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Dirty isn’t close.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 28, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

especially with 2 outs

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Apr 28, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather him walk him intentionally then and save pitches.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 28, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay Sanchez. Start throwing at the catcher again.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

had him all the way

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Good shit Panda

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 28, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

There ya go Dirty

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 28, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda flashing some leather

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 28, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play Pabs

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

All aboooooaaaaaaard!

The PANDA EXPRESS

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 28, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Dirty gets out of it unscathed.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Too many pitches

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Walking Manny sets up Martin for fail. I like that.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 28, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Any sentence ending in Martin fail is a good one.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 28, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Travis Ishikawa sucks

OGC has a double sad.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 28, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo Sandoval, Esq., isn’t so bad at this third base thing.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda is smooth, somehow.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 28, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Smooth like a chunky milkshake

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lotion.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m calling it now: Sanchez is sending one into the cove

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

…but the Giants are up to bat this inning…

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Apr 28, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

brooks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that a Predator on my screen?

damn delay

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred is a better actor then fielder

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

for some reason I really hate Russell Martin

like more than other Doggers

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Apr 28, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Russell Martin is one of those players whom, if he was a Giant, I would have a massive baseball-rush on. He’s awesome.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Apr 28, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Eithier more then anyone

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.

by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 28, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That couple is full of fail. Chick is hot though (and wearing the right colors).

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 28, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Notice the good looking one is on the right team.

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was gonna say, she’s far too attractive to be with a nothing guy wearing a Dodgers cap.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 28, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gillaspie 2 errors, MadBum 3 runs (1 ER), SJ down 3-2.. Neil with a HR

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 28, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

ahem

that would be NEAL

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are correct, my bad..

I knew that looked weird.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 28, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neil before Zod just doesn't have the same ring to it

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

HR FOR PEART YEAAA!

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was one for hotchickswithdouchebags.com

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

At least wave the bat at the ball or something

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Flem more or less just said that Sanchez is a shitty hitter.

…he must really be awful, if the announcers aren’t calling him “dangerous” at the plate.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Well… he’s not facing the Giants.

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.

by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Billingsley is getting some extremely low strikes tonight.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 28, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

yup

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Apr 28, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome! But it should have been one beet. :)

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Apr 28, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used this yesterday too.

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yesterday I lost remote privileges to that celebrity dance show.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Apr 28, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dancing With The Has-Beens?

by chilibean_3 on Apr 28, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the one! Though I thought I spotted a never-will-be.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Apr 28, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 28, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beat… Blonde Fonzi?…. oh I get it.

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.

by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

My boy has a hit!

Anything else good happen so far?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

no

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

he had a graceful play on a furcal bunt. is d continues to look smooth.

Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 28, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love it when you can hear the left field bleacher bums “he’s a bum!”

by Merope on Apr 28, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LEWIS GETS ON BASE!

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah Fred

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Bunions FTW

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

DO NOT HIT OUR LEWIS, YOU SONUVABITCH!

by scout6 on Apr 28, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Freddie takes one for the team. the least he could do for giving up some for the team.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred taking one for the team

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 28, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

NEXT TIME USE YOUR FOOT TO CATCH THE BALL IN THE OUTFIELD!

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 28, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Grit

That’s a start Fred.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 28, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Reasons I don't like Billingsley

1 – he’s a dodger
2 – Chad
3 – i’m sure i will come up with something

by positiveuphemism on Apr 28, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

he has wide hips that i don’t trust

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Child-bearing.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not fair. I didn’t choose my build.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 28, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exclusive: Chad Billingsley is actually a woman.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

4. he has big legs

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 28, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He associates with one Russell J. Martin.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 28, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to get on Freddie! Please steal 2nd..

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 28, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

FACT: Randy is classy

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you said..

LET’S DO DWIGHT!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 28, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever butters your toast.

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

So jelly.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back to the Bocock chant talk...

Imagine the OOO-RIBE chant, with Bocock.

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

it doesn't make sense. his name isn't uribe, it's bocock.

…ohhhhhhhhh.

Brian Sabean figures that if he buys enough bottles, one of them is bound to have lightning in it.

by jasomack on Apr 28, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, what’s this running game I hear about around the majors?

by scout6 on Apr 28, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

DO IT FOR NASH!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF is with Gameday Premium? You have to pay $5 to watch videos now?

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 28, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

So with out Torres, does that mean less Double Switches?!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 28, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Velez really up for Torres?

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 28, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres is on the DL. Hammy.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 28, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not with our manager.

by scout6 on Apr 28, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

It doesn’t even mean fewer.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha. Velez didn’t even leave the city.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice job Randy!

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 28, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

CLASSY GROUND BALL SINGLE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

CLASSY BITCHES

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

hits!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

CLASSY

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 28, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY TIME!!!

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

NO GiDP PABLO!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 28, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

NOW FIND A WAY TO FUCK IT UP. BE CREATIVE

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

oh. I think they’re going to the well on this one.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

unrated!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Lets go Pablito!!!

by scout6 on Apr 28, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Panda!

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.

by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

ATTACK

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deemed effective.

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.

by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo loves him some Copenhagen

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

c'mon kung-fu panda!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Apr 28, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Anybody else noticing the increased plate discipline from Pablo in the last week?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 28, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

yup

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Apr 28, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

sssshhh you'll jinx it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

this

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.

by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

x2

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Apr 28, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

w00t!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Apr 28, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FLew!

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 28, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice baserunning Fred!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 28, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

BWAHAHA SUCK IT MARTIN

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 28, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

There ya go Freddie!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 28, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Huge base running play there by lewis

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

speed killz

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

FRED LEWIS LISTENS TO NO STOP SIGN

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 28, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

OK, just keep it off the ground

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 28, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

See what can happen when you run?

by scout6 on Apr 28, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah Fred, atonement is just one run away

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Great secondary lead

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Apr 28, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish Dwight woulda got to 2nd on that one..

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 28, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Woohoo!

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 28, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

RAFAIL FURCLOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Reneteria

is looking awesome by comparison.

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 28, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lets not go crazy

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.

by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wellllll not sure about that just yet

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

DODGER DEFENSE!

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 28, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 28, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

YEEE! DODGER FAIL!!!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 28, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

The Loldodgers are back!

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 28, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLS ANGELOLS DODGLOLS

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

RAFAIL FURCLOL

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

raFAIL

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

this.

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Apr 28, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

GROUND ATTACK, BITTIES!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Apr 28, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

FurcLOL

WOWZA

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 28, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

we’ll take it!

Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 28, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I love swinging bunt like hits!

by lehmsbobby on Apr 28, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahhaha the ground attack…….

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 28, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Copenhagen

and LADODGER FAIL!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Furcal’s arm has been all over the place.

Except that stupid throwout of Randy.

WOOOT!

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 28, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

RLOLFLOL FLOLRCLOL!

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

haha this

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred! Pablo!

When Fred got on I told my friend he needed to steal home all the way from first, and punch a few Dodgers in the face on the way.

I’ll take this though.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

furcal has some throwing issues
he has like 5 errors in one inning against the phillies in the playoffs

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 28, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

had

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 28, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember that

Twas hilarious

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 28, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

knoblauch disease?

Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 28, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Run

swingingbunt.exe

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

AND THE BEST PART:

BENGIE CAN’T DP HERE!!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 28, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

JINX!!!!

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 28, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not without help from someone else.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go speed go!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

That was the most hittable pitch Billingsley has thrown yet.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Apr 28, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 28, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha, so true.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 28, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Cornball!

I passed the last of my written exams yesterday!

Clinical Performance Evaluation is tomorrow – 5 patients.
Then back to Board studying :/

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 28, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats man! I had my last final Monday and my OSCEs last month. Already deep in the shit.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 28, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

big money

No whammy

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Somethign goods gonna happen!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddamnit. We’ve talked about this.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 28, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jinxmaster

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO!

I was just saying that because I was so far behind and was seeing all your comments!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

bondsleJINX

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

see above

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie, bring em home!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Apr 28, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I though the ball went in the dugout? Shouldn’t Pablo be at 2nd?

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is, Flem says…

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Apr 28, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon bengie!

think ribbies!

Adopted: David B. Flemming

by Larson2042 on Apr 28, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not sure that’s a healthy hobby

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did Winn not score on a ball into the Dodger dugout??

Automatic extra base, and he was already on the way to third.

by kaliber on Apr 28, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think he was on the way to 3rd until the ball got past the first basement.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 28, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only at 2B when the throw went errant.

by scout6 on Apr 28, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer to believe my assumptions!

by kaliber on Apr 28, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I choose to believe, what I was programmed to believe.

by scout6 on Apr 28, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

poopin?

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.

by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

well, that kinda sucked

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Blake

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit Blake.. when did you get good.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 28, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn you pooper!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 28, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

CASEY BLAKE LOVES MEN

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 28, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

AND YET HE STILL PISSES ME OFF.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Apr 28, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

THATS LEGAL IN IOWA NOW

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

RABBLE RABBLE PROP 8 RABBLE RABBLE

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo Sandoval

makes you make errors!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t see Rowand swing at that, but I’m pretty sure he swung at it.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

/shakes fist

Durn you, Blake!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

open base

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

FEAR the Scott!

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 28, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chase memories

Some guy yelling at Rowand to “GRIT YOUR TEETH AND SQUEEZE IT OUT!!!”

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This all works towards the big goal of the evening: Getting Billingsley out, and getting to that weak Dodger pen (not counting Broxton)

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I like this plan.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 28, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO THE SAME THING YOU DID LAST INNING

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

INTENTIONAL GAMER WALK

by scout6 on Apr 28, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

IBB? really?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 28, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

GO ISHI!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 28, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Make them pay, Travis

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 28, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's go ISHI!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 28, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

HELL YEAH TRAVIS ISHIKAWA

WOOOOOOO!!!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 28, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU ARE CORRECT IN BEING JUBILANT

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on TI

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I still believe in TI

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 28, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

TI needs something good

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

ORLOLNDO HUDSON

TRAVIS SINGLES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll take it!

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 28, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

ISH!

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.

by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL-DAWG

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

nice

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 28, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

DODGER FAIL!!!!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 28, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT SUCKHEADS!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 28, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

ISHI!

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 28, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

GROUND ATTACK!!!!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 28, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

That will do Travis, that will do

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKYEAH!!!

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

ishi’s career remains intact for today!

Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 28, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

GROUND ATTACK!!!!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 28, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Middle Infield Defense!

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 28, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

w00t!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Apr 28, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I like it when the Dodgers are in the field!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 28, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 28, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

TI gets RBI base hits

Remains sexy while doing so.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

HELL YEAH JUAN URIBE

WOOOOOOOO!!!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 28, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

ISHI ISHI KA KA WA WA!

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

TRAVIS ISHICANTHITLEFTIES

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 28, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

tinyball

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.

by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHATD I SAY?!?!?!

I don’t even know what happened but it must be good!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Orlando Hudson is mad.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

f bombs galore

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 28, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

O Dog's F Bombs

Sounds like a breakfast cereal.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might be chanting but that chant sounded like “Booo” “reebay”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

PROJECTING

not chanting

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON’T DO THE SAME THING YOU DID LAST INNING

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

fugg you Doggers!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Apr 28, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

fixed

FUCK YOU DODGERS

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 28, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said Ishii is due for a bomb…. and by bomb I meant 2 hits with a RBI….

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Apr 28, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

a SAKE BOMB!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

TSUNAMI BOMB

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 28, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Win

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 28, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juan Uribe, dont fail

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Dodger Defense philosophy: let the ground get it.

by scout6 on Apr 28, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I WANTZ BALUUNHATZ!!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 28, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.

by BrianBokake on Apr 28, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 28, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Apr 28, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK LA

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 28, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

GoRIBE!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking feed! Not now!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 28, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

KEEP TAKING PITCHES URIBE

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 28, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

GROUND ATTACK!

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 28, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  



Adopted: David B. Flemming

by Larson2042 on Apr 28, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY RALLY

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peace out rally?

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too Blue Rally?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 28, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

sigh. all that picture work for nothing.

Adopted: David B. Flemming

by Larson2042 on Apr 28, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was ball 3 Uribe….

by scout6 on Apr 28, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll take a BB-run

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes please.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 28, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was also a pretty filthy pitch.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Apr 28, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not the type of pitch he should bee looking for when the count is 0-2.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

hands ouchie

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

WE IZ WINNING!!!!!!!!!

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Do something good Juan. Please?

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow…that movement in was indeed explosive

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 28, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Juan…

Don’t swing at that.

Love,

MonkeyChow

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 28, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Juan…

Don’t swing at that.

Love,

MonkeyChowGiants Fans

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Apr 28, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flem is getting on Uribe for being a dumbass and expanding the zone 2-0 with the bases juiced

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Deserves it.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 28, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow Uribe is such shit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Boooooribe.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 28, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

c

AUFH

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re doing it wrong, Juan

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 28, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe Fail

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 28, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Redundant

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Apr 28, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about you Git Out Uribe

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 28, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I completely disagree with the scorer not giving Panda a hit

Every non-Molina would have had that throw beat.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Apr 28, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Juan Uribe is perhaps not the best baseball player in the world

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 28, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

That is a bold accusation, sir.

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

full of suck even when they take the lead. :(

Fairley odd parent to Wendell
converting tools into skills since 2008...

by WTF on Apr 28, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

That was fully expected.

by kaliber on Apr 28, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

POWER!!! the worms under the infield will tell tales about the force of that groundout forever more.

Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 28, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

How’s Bumgarner doing?

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 28, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

2 IP 4K 1BB 1ER 3H

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Apr 28, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking shit.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

Welcome to the SB Nation blog about San Francisco Giants.
Yahoo_full_count

Manager

174246766_ea2fd78204_small Grant Brisbee

Moderators

Sbzito_small Natto

Fawlty_small WalrusMan

Goofus_small Goofus

Howtheyscoredcat_small howtheyscored

Det_7193_small jponry

Authors

09_small JT Jordan

Small steve S

E6dmccicon_small Every6thDay