Brian Wilson's Twitter No More

Hey Brian, you're the mane man,bro...95% of the time. Please stick to Bible Studies and not clubbing with overagressive males.

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Brian Wilson is a cool guy.

What’s wrong with Bible studies?

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 28, 2009 8:41 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Bible Studies are good...

…clubbing at 1am on a Saturday night in Arizona when you might pitch a Sunday day game…bad.

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Apr 28, 2009 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Who cares

I’m pretty sure this is not the first time he’s partied this late.

Besides Tim was with him. Scooped timlincecum.com

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 28, 2009 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Good for you, dude

I hope constantly dissing me makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Why don’t you save all that vitriole for the Dodgers, anyways?

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Apr 28, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

ummmm....

I don’t know what to say to this…if your feelings get hurt by posters online, well then you must be in your mothers basement

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by say hey nation on Apr 28, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah...with all of my Star Wars toys.

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Apr 28, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I would imagine you have the costumes

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Apr 28, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Original 1970's SW sheets...still using 'em.

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Apr 28, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

they probably don’t see to many Light Sabers being sheathed!

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Apr 28, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOL!

I used to love all of the original Star Wars movies until the new ones came out. Hayden Christensen was a really lame choice to play Anakin Skywalker.

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Apr 28, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

hey, you’re the last one to that story too!

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by i did my job on Apr 28, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

He wasn’t actually out late on Saturday night.

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by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

wait! you mean twitter doesn’t confirm each account and people lie?

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Apr 28, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I tend to believe Natto...

And would like to imagine Brian was doing his 1000 squats, push-ups and sit-ups that night, and the reason for his blown save was due to fatigue related to his strenuous work-out regimen.

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Apr 28, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Baggs actually confirmed it with a blog update he wrote yesterday:

"I just can’t believe anyone would question my character. What about all the positive media and things we’ve done? Sure, things happen in the offseason, everybody celebrates or whatever, but I’m not one to take my job and throw it down the drain. Especially based on how hard I work out, and the meal plan I try to stay consistent with.

"This Twitter crap, I’ve obviously got to stop because people are taking it too serious. My aspect of that is I write a bunch of stuff that’s not true. It’s made up. Obviously I’m not doing things like going toe-to-toe with a ninja. Find me a ninja, for one.

"Obviously, it’s my fault for making up a bunch of stuff but I know for a fact most of those followers know I’m not being serious. They just like hearing funny stuff. Some people don’t understand, but I’m not an idiot, so obviously, I’ve got to stop."

Just to clarify, I asked if Wilson was out late Saturday night.

"No, I wasn’t out at all Saturday night. I was playing video games. But you know what, people will believe what they want to believe. That’s fine, I guess. The last thing I want to do is have people think I don’t take my job seriously."

by deuce deuce on Apr 28, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I was washing my truck Saturday night

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 28, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don’t know man, I’d like to believe him but this really comes across as backpedaling after getting caught doing something people didn’t like.

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by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

After further thought...

…really, more thought than the whole matter is worth, but never mind that…after further thought I find that the idea that Wilson was out partying late Saturday night is a lot less disturbing than the idea that he was sitting around the hotel room, making up stories about obnoxious locals hassling him over his hair, and posting them on twitter.

Ninjas are another matter, obviously.

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by EliminateMe on Apr 28, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I didn't know this was Brian Wilson

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 28, 2009 9:44 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Well, he probably does like C.S. Lewis and Aslan, y'know...

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Apr 28, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

What about Bible studies at a club with overaggressive males?

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by stealth snail on Apr 28, 2009 12:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Overaggressive male study at a club?

by chilibean_3 on Apr 28, 2009 12:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

He overaggressively studies male Bibles. Then clubs them.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 28, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Hopefully he doesn’t feel the need to club Lou Seal.

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Apr 28, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs