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Squibbers and Nubs: The Giants beat the Dodgers

Brian Wilson is our Shane Victorino. He's our Scott Hairston or Eric Byrnes. Look in your heart; you know it's true. If he were on the Dodgers, he would be loathed around these parts. But, man, I'm glad he's on our team. It's hard not to buy into the closer mentality silliness when you watch a game like tonight. Wilson wanted to prove something, and he struck out the side. Love it.

Of course, if Casey Blake doesn't swing at a ball in the dirt in front of the dirt in front of home plate, we might still be watching a game. But take yer logic and cram it. We have a closer with a mohawk who tweets about ninjas when he's not throwing 97. Dang, I'm glad I don't have to hate that.

Good win. They all are. But Dodger wins are especially sweet. And I'm glad that the winning run wasn't a Manny Ramirez dribbler.

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Barry Zito doesn't know how to win!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 27, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Our relievers will have 90% of our wins.

by Natto on Apr 27, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Learned my lesson after deleting four paragraphs of Diamonbacks sweep prose. Ugh.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 27, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you learned your lesson

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 27, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Repetion is repetitive

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 27, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s how wilson felt when he had to delete his twitter account

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 27, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

but how did you feel when Wilson deleted his Twitter account

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Apr 27, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 27, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dying of thirst

And my son brought me a cool drink of water.

Okay, so it was a little nasty, but it was still water.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 27, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

KUNG FU Panda is happy!

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Phase 1 complete, Phase 2 tomorrow.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phase 3 – profit!

Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2009 4:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

should be 2. But I’ll take it.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 27, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

.500 ball!!!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 27, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants love to come from behind!

by SeeingStars on Apr 27, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I thought Brian Wilson is THE WORST CLOSER OF ALL TIME!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 27, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Wilson

You now have permission to twitter again

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 27, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

aurilia needs a twitter

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 27, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back hurts. Makes creaking sound when I get out of bed. 12 Hours ago

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Apr 27, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA

That made my day. haha. just got home from work and needed that. Thank you scout.

by BucksForever on Apr 28, 2009 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

@ORLYA: GiDP, Mission accomplished

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Apr 27, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 27, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

FakeBunt35: No Sleep Till Brooklyn? It’s really more of a suggestion than a motto. Sometimes I fall asleep at the plate.

by satyricrash on Apr 27, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do love the Richie Beastie Boys intro

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 27, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Word.

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Apr 28, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

He crushed that fielders choice

Oh well, it worked

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 27, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Athletic too

weiners are winners tonight all the way round

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

by natteringnabob on Apr 27, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY!

That’s my son you’re all talking making fun of!!!!

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Apr 27, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

JT Snow with a dreamy look in his eye: Yeah….he’s awesome…

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Are they playing Tilly and the Wall in the clubhouse?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 27, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

tell me it was this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVNycEoGtnQ

It's never too soon to jump to conclusions

by alea iacta est on Apr 28, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Auto refresh ain't so refreshing

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 27, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Sharks Rant

I don’t know why I insist, year after year to buy into to the fact that these heartless mother fuckers will do anything but fold up like cunts in the fuckin’ postseaspn. I have had enough of this shit. Thank you Giants for being rad tonight. (Mostly) And now back to happier shit.

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 27, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

:(

can we have a new postgame thread, please?

by positiveuphemism on Apr 27, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

or really

just delete this comment thread..

by positiveuphemism on Apr 27, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

fear the fin, bro

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 27, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those poor souls had hope for the first few games.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 27, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im not gonna go over there, i bet its like the apocalypse

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 27, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fail.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 27, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as “hairless motherfuckers” and wondered what happened to the playoff beard tradition.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 27, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

NHL Playoffs: Like regular hocky. BUT WITH FACIAL HAIR!

by chilibean_3 on Apr 27, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry everyone. I feel much better though.

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 27, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

**WE DESERVE**

"They can trade me," Bonds said. "I don't think they will, though. It's not like I want to be traded, man. I'm a Giant. I'm stuck here till the end."

by GameSix on Apr 28, 2009 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tweet Wilson

I have gotten very used to seeing wilson come in and take every inch of space before finishing up… loading the bases, giving up 4 or 5 runs in a non save situation and holding on, taking every batter to 3-2, etc. He’s a big upgrade over the many 9th inning embarrassments the Giants have fielded since Nen decomposed, but I never got the feeling I saw other teams’ fans had when their closer came in… Percival, Hoffman, Rivera, etc. in their prime.

Tonight he was brutal. Did not just pump fastballs, hit corners, threw three sliders in a row at one point, just fantastic.

Also, nice to see Pablo’s batting average over .300!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

by natteringnabob on Apr 27, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo is looking like .300 is only his starting point.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

keith law tweeted sometime earlier this week that he liked pablo because he was like a hitting savant… he’s boarding the train a little late, but he’s on board!

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Apr 27, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

KLAW

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 28, 2009 5:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

KLAW IS POOPIN

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

by natteringnabob on Apr 28, 2009 6:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

obey the KLAW

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 7:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fat Ichiro!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 6:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes sir!

Finally got him on my FB team, too. Some dummy dropped him, thank you very much. Couple more games w/ Zito and he’ll be 1b/3b/c

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tonight's Player of the Game

Barry Bonds, for his terrific 1+ inning with Jon on the radio. Even if the Dodgers tied the game while he was in the booth. Entertaining, insightful, cheerful. I still love the guy, I really do.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Apr 27, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

He was much better on TV, I thought.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 27, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i dunno man blb on the radio was a crucial fail for this game

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 27, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was good. Got a little talkative at some points but still pretty good.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 27, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

provides commentary that very few others can

by i wish we were good on Apr 27, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yahoo gameday is still in the bottom of the 8th. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say we won.

by DividedByZero on Apr 27, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

SPOILER ALERT

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by groug on Apr 27, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants win the pennant Giants win the pennant. Mays retired. Game six was a disaster.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 27, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game 6….Jose Cruz Jr…the memories still haunt me…

by quincy0191 on Apr 27, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

you rang?

**WE DESERVE**

"They can trade me," Bonds said. "I don't think they will, though. It's not like I want to be traded, man. I'm a Giant. I'm stuck here till the end."

by GameSix on Apr 28, 2009 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tonight I started watching LA’s broadcast since I live in LA. Couldn’t stream mlb.tv with Giants broadcast cause of blackout.

8th inning when we were threatening with Lewis on 3rd and Renteria on 1st, Winn K’d.

Vin Skully was about to be the death of me so I switched to listen to the Giants broadcast.

Maybe brought some sort of mojo? That’s when the Giants tied and then took the lead. Listened to the rest of the game.

So hard being a Giant’s fan and not living at home near SF, but this one felt DAMN good.

by heimy25 on Apr 27, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I second that...

Scully I can definately live with, kinda feel bad for him sometimes. Why isnt anyone ever with him in the booth, doesnt he get bored???

Now the Laker announcers, shoot me in the face!

by krazybalr on Apr 27, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry’s pretty funny in this interview.

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by groug on Apr 27, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Caution

public relations remodeling in progress. Enter at own risk.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

by natteringnabob on Apr 27, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great game. Any comments on Renteria’s error to his right. Did he rush himself? Look up too early? Ball hit the heel?

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Ball just bounced out of his glove.

by Natto on Apr 27, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does you remember what his first error was this season?

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

dunno but that epic rent / money situation made up for a lot of this game

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 27, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah the reporters were kinda dickish. He just wanted to go sit in his seat and watch the game.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs did it to him too. I would be pretty annoyed.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 27, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

No wonder Barry dislikes the press

Learn your lessons people: if a guy won’t answer your question the first time, he won’t answer it the 17th time, nor the 50th, nor the 100th. That’s why people don’t like you.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 27, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

a thousand times over.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is the question people want to know, so it’s kinda the media’s responsibility to ask about it, not to make the people they’re interviewing like them.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 27, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am the media. I’ve been in the situation where a guy doesn’t want to answer your questions. There’s not a lot that can be done if the person won’t answer what you ask.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 27, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

KEEP YELLING

HE WILL HEAR YOU AND LIKE YOU AND GIVE YOU A SKOOP THAT NONE OF THE OTHER REPORTERS WILL HEAR

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

by natteringnabob on Apr 27, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jumping up and down helps.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 27, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget to shove the mic right in his face so you get the best sound.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It might if you are a girl…

by Merope on Apr 28, 2009 6:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason “bounce” just makes me think of Tigger, now jiggle… that’s different…

…that’s Jell-o™

by Merope on Apr 28, 2009 6:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just saying getting Barry Bonds to like you shouldn’t be a priority.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 27, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course not. The last part of that was more of a joke than anything.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 27, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

All righty. That was the part I had the biggest issue with. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 27, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone, not just Barry Bonds would be annoyed by that.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did they think he was going to answer it the third time after he didn’t answer it the first 2?

by superk1ng on Apr 27, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

And after they get an answer they ask 10 more times?

by chilibean_3 on Apr 27, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a difference between asking a question, and asking it 15 times when the guy obviously does not want to answer it.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

this this this!

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 27, 2009 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sean Connery

“50 No’s and a Yes is still a Yes”

by Link on Apr 28, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

note

there are places to sit at a ballgame, when price is no object, and not be noticed.

He sat in the owners’ box, appeared in the radio AND TV booths, and even on the postgame show.

It’s possible he has hired, or is listening to, some PR people.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

by natteringnabob on Apr 27, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he just wanted the royal treatment? He’s kinda earned it.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 28, 2009 7:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel really good about this team

especially the future…we look like we will be dominant in the mid teens.

And for now they are just entertaining. They believe they can win and have the best staff I’ve ever seen on our team.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 27, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

How did we do this without Velez’s squib magic?

by heimy25 on Apr 27, 2009 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

HES AT FRESNO!!! YAY!!!

its like the PTSD counselor: “it’s ok, giants fans. he can’t hurt you anymore. everything can go back to normal.”

by quincy0191 on Apr 27, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fresno Grizzlies

increasing liability coverage even as we speak… fans in first three rows terrified

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

by natteringnabob on Apr 27, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

if this is a serious question

Matos.

If not, I think Lou Seal will be firing the TShirt cannon at random during the game to simulate effects of Velez in field.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

by natteringnabob on Apr 27, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone know how many pitches Zito threw tonight?

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

109\

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Apr 27, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is actually true.

by Natto on Apr 27, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

0_o

Freaky

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Apr 27, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why wouldn’t it be? Is the number 109 some kind of joke to you?

by chilibean_3 on Apr 27, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

50%!

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 27, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

The guys like Merkin.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 27, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully Bochy decides to let him pitch more than once a month.

by Natto on Apr 27, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

So…twice a month?

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by groug on Apr 27, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might have to ease him in by having him walk out to the mound for an apperance then immediately walk back to the dugout.

by Natto on Apr 27, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude is getting scheirholtz’d

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 27, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

who?

8-9 - RIP, Brian Wilson's Twitter. :(

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Pride of Norwich.

by rhys on Apr 28, 2009 5:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

11 days is a long time to wait without any action. Hopefully Boch rotates the relievers in more consistently as we move forward.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe if we had more than 3 relievers he could do this.

Wait, what?!

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Apr 28, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Players of the game
Kuip: Valdez

Everyone seems to agree.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I read that as Velez.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 27, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Player of the game

For getting out of town.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 27, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fo' totalz

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by groug on Apr 27, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The team is undefeated without Velez on the team.

by Natto on Apr 27, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

bochy notices and furiously brings velez back for tomorrow’s game

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 27, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is not funny

to the extent Torres is injured and ends up on the DL…

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

by natteringnabob on Apr 27, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frandsen?

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 27, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 outfielders

- 1 “outfielder” to Fresno
- 1 outfielder to injury
 = 3 outfielders + the invisible man

I don’t see that bringing Frandsenberry back.

Horwitz? Bowker?

All speculation, I didn’t hear anything about Torres after that bit at the end of the inning when he left.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 27, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Frandsen can play the OF better or at least as good as Stone Hands

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 27, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

“flying squirrel”

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 27, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can eat lightning and crap thunder too

but I don’t know of him having played any OF in the minors. He’s listed with like 10 games in LF, but I don’t know if that was standing around in the 9th inning of a blowout, or pinchhitting, or what.

Also: if playing OF is actually a prerequisite for an OF to add to the squad, I am assuming they will, in fact, use an outfielder.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 27, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it was only 10 games

but he played there awhile last year or the year before. With the giants 10 games, just feel like much more

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 27, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

only one game played last year

58 innings in 13 games in 07

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by natteringnabob on Apr 27, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

FWIW, Velez only has 23 games since 2007…at least according to my quick web search.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 27, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

And

I still say he can play it at least as good as Velez

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 27, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

that I can't argue with

but you must admit Velez is fast enough to make twice as many errors in a single play

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by natteringnabob on Apr 27, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are correct sir.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 27, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was ’07. It drove me nuts that Big Head could not sit the scuffling Durham an extra couple days a week ( I was not even asking for a full benching of Ray) but instead takes play opportunities from Lewis, Ort, and Ort II JuggerNate to keep feed P.A. s to the mighty 67 OPS+ with a streaky glove. Yes, that still is a tender spot for me.

Anyhow Frandsen was not bad looking out there ( mostly in LF). Not awesome but I’ve seen far worse.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 28, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I also really hope Torres isn't injured

For no other reason than I like old AAAA players making the show for awhile.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 27, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 28, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

i wasn’t joking!!!

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 27, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit, had not thought of that.

Let Nate play more, bring in another infielder? Guzman? Frandsen?

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because 6 infielders (Ishikawa, Sandoval, Renteria, Burriss, Uribe, Aurilia) isn’t enough. We need almost two full infields.

by quincy0191 on Apr 27, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear Schierholtz can play third. Then all we need is an outfielder on the DL so we can call up Bowker and put him at first.

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by groug on Apr 28, 2009 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Silly groug, Schierholtz are for Right Field!

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by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 4:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Merkin

secretly taking grounders at 2B in the dead of night

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by natteringnabob on Apr 28, 2009 6:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Silly groug, Schierholtz are for Pinch Hitter!

FYP

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by groug on Apr 28, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

why would you pinch Hitler?

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Apr 28, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he was a jerk.

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by groug on Apr 28, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baron, What field was Kieschnick’s HR hit to?

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

good answer

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 27, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking

“The Outfield” would have been smart-assier

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Lancaster is not very dreamy.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean you don’t like abject dustbowl towns in eastern California?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 27, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but not in my dreams I don’t.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, I’m in my room in my PJs.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 27, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miller: Renteria
Kruk agrees

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent Money

I like this combo.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 27, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flem picks Rowand for his GAMER slide.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a nifty slide…

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2009 5:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nifty …… perfect word….

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by merkin on Apr 28, 2009 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk goes with Wilson for player.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Isn't Velez out of options now?

So that would mean next time he comes up he stays or gets traded or DFA’d, I think. Would this also potentially mean they will bring up Frandsen after the bullpen rests up?

by positiveuphemism on Apr 27, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

No, options are on a yearly basis

So they can send him down and bring him up multiple times this season.

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by groug on Apr 27, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

BruteSentiment says

He thinks Velez is in his last option year.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 27, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Merkin says

Brute is correct

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by merkin on Apr 27, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let him dive around the outfield in Fresno for a while.

by scout6 on Apr 27, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

options go by year

you can bring a guy up and down as many times as you want per year as long as he has options

by superk1ng on Apr 27, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds kinky

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 27, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

signed, Bruce Jenkins' Boner

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by natteringnabob on Apr 27, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how Fred pulled his head out and did not let his 3 previous K’s affect him in the 8th with his leadoff single. That shows something about him.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2009 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

That lefties can’t hit lefties?

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 28, 2009 5:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was that a baseball game or a slapstick comedy?

There were so many goofy plays in this game…I’m glad we won, though. Someone needs to make a gag reel…it’s that funny!

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by Timlincecum.com on Apr 27, 2009 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Still waiting for the Zito .gif balk-play

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad that wasn’t ball 4

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 27, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk & Kuip were commenting that it ended up working out, since it would have been ball four had that been ruled a pitch.

Then came the homer, and I thought, “No, I’m wishing that was ball four and it was first and second with one out and a 3-0 lead now”.

Still one of the most hilarious things ever (but only because we ended up winning despite it costing us)

by quincy0191 on Apr 27, 2009 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sloppiness aside, these two teams almost always play incredibly entertaining games. IT’S THE RIVALRY FOX AND ESPN REFUSE TO COVER!

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Apr 27, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

uhhhhhh, my good feeling is gone

after the game, i go to play a little mlb 09 the show, and kung fu panda retires in the FIRST OFFSEASON because of some BS injury. Now i have to start my franchise over….. stupid autosave

by projectmayhem713 on Apr 27, 2009 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

You should switch to MLB Front Office Manager...

On my team, Sandoval hit about .350 all season, and Burriss was batting over .300 with a dozen dingers…

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by Timlincecum.com on Apr 28, 2009 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I first read that as a “dozen fingers”. LOL.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe so...

he does field like he has a dozen fingers sometimes…that spin around throw last night he made to get the runner at first base was pretty impressive!

And, as much as I like Ishikawa’s glove, I still feel Richie’s offense in the clutch is what we need to beat the Dudgers in this series.

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by Timlincecum.com on Apr 28, 2009 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

CRABTREE!

still can’t get over it

by superk1ng on Apr 27, 2009 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

that was just a tease interview

by superk1ng on Apr 27, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAHHHH BOIIIII!!!!!!!

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Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Besides the miscue in the first inning on the popup (which was ruled a hit), the semi-misjudged line drive to Kemp, and the wild pitch in the 8th, the game was not given away by the Dodgers.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belisario’s wild flip to the plate off Richie’s squibber was also ill-advised.

by non sequitur on Apr 27, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see him getting the out there anyways. That was a tough play. No other runner advanced because of the filp.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if he’d simply held on to the ball, he would have at least been able to tag Aurilia out. And then Bengie would have had to get a hit to score Renteria.

by non sequitur on Apr 27, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a good point.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belisario...

was hoping the ‘magic flip fairy’ was going to be on his side last night!

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by Timlincecum.com on Apr 28, 2009 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

We gave away yesterday’s game, Bums gave us one today. Normally I’d say it evens out, but a win over the Dodgers is much sweeter than one over the D’Backs

by Splash Down on Apr 27, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Wilson deleted his twitter today

my cousin and i got noah lowry's autograph after he came out of a porta-potty. he was nice about it.

by hubert on Apr 27, 2009 11:22 PM PDT reply actions  

he deleted his what?

I'm pretty much a professional lurk.

by BasqueDuck on Apr 27, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Wilson had a Twitter?

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by groug on Apr 28, 2009 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

how will we know

whether he gets in before midnight or not now?

Stupid Skullman ruining bed checks.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 28, 2009 6:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

from the Zeeter:

Hey guys great win for the team.. WIlson deleted his account as that was the way for him to prove all the media wrong in their assumptions
about 8 hours ago from web

what were the media’s assumptions? i think i missed this?

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 28, 2009 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

They assumed that he was out partying when his twitters suggested as such and not just doing some weird experimental story-telling thing with his Twitter. I mean, the nerve!

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by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

But now he's proved the media wrong because...

…now we don’t know whether he’s out partying or not. Huh?

Find me a ninja.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Apr 28, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

That should be the McC motto.

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it’s time for Grant to retire the “My fake trade…” tagline.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Apr 28, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Find me a Ninja! An excellent tagline!

The absentee father of Edwin "Cue Ball" Quirarte, now that he is doin well in the minors, its time to get back in his life, and in his checking account!

by TexasRanger on Apr 28, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I found a Ninja. And his name was Brian Wilson

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Apr 28, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thy will be done. Check the tag line now.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 28, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Apr 28, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is so awesome.

by sayheybk on Apr 28, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant’s doing. I just noticed first. =p

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 28, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who said i was talking to you?

by scout6 on Apr 28, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps it was the reply to my post?

Cake consumer!

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 28, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would I eat a band from Sacramento? I doubt it would agree with me and probably has some “special” seasonings.

by scout6 on Apr 28, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a catch 22 – if you can find him, he’s not a real ninja. Maybe just a trainee or something….

Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

my fake ninja

is better than your fake ninja, because I can find him

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by natteringnabob on Apr 28, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Still though, he was up at 1 am then, means he probably didn’t get asleep until at least 1:30 am. Then you figure day game he couldn’t have gotten too much sleep for it.

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oh nevermind I just saw Schulman’s post on his blog

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 28, 2009 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know it's going to be a good game

when you come back from the can in the middle of the second inning to find that the rest of your friends are being kicked out for swearing at Manny

Lucky Giants shorts from Target > Jobu

by AXmrdrir on Apr 28, 2009 12:07 AM PDT reply actions  

I was at the game. I heard that security was going to have zero tolerance (in the bleachers at least) and eject people for swearing, drinking too much and misbehaving.

by SFGuy on Apr 28, 2009 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

people make too much noise at ballgames.....

….they should all be taken out back and maimed……while being listening to an Audiobook about Alyssa Milano banging pitchers

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by merkin on Apr 28, 2009 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

and then while being listening to grammar police

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by merkin on Apr 28, 2009 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes

I’m sure glad they’re cracking down on drinking; all those beer stands must confuse everyone, paralyzing them with choice so they don’t actually buy any

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by natteringnabob on Apr 28, 2009 6:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Zito’s totals from past two starts:

13.1 IP
11 H
3 BB
7 K
3 R
5.24 ERA

Another encouraging start from Zito tonight. He seemed to run out of gas in the 7th, but I’ll be glad if he can continue pitching 6 innings every time out.

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Apr 28, 2009 12:47 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm no math whiz, but...

…how can you give up 3 runs in 13.1 innings and have a 5.24 ERA?

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by Goofus on Apr 28, 2009 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

he’s in over his head with the stats.

8-9 - RIP, Brian Wilson's Twitter. :(

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by rhys on Apr 28, 2009 5:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Zito found a way.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 28, 2009 5:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s actually 2.06!

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by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s his season ERA.

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it should be 2.06 ERA for his past two starts. I was looking at the wrong boxscore.

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Apr 28, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Post game news from Hank

Schulmann on his blog

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/giants/index?

First, an injury update: Andres Torres injured a hamstring running the bases in the seventh inning and will be out at least 10 days. I’m guessing Eugenio Velez, who was optioned to Fresno earlier in the day, will be recalled. Normally a player has to stay demoted for 10 days, but there is an injury exception.

by SFGuy on Apr 28, 2009 1:03 AM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 4:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Velez is like a bad penny.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 28, 2009 6:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

a brad penny

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 6:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brad Penny is like 5 Zoraks

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 28, 2009 6:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tommy Lasorda is dumber than ten dogs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe his driving skills=his base running skills.
He should get lost somewhere near Stockton.

by Merope on Apr 28, 2009 6:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

…but he will make up for it with speed.

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Apr 28, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I TOLD YOU SO

see above

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by natteringnabob on Apr 28, 2009 6:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT

Well hopefully I can get this on demand this afternoon.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 4:35 AM PDT reply actions  

wrong thread?

not following you sir.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

by natteringnabob on Apr 28, 2009 6:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

So he can watch a replay of the game?

by Merope on Apr 28, 2009 6:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

sir?

feel again.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 28, 2009 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know you are but what am I?

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by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhhhh respect is good.

I went to bed early so I need to watch the end of the game.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 28, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I got to wake up to sunshine and puppies after all!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 28, 2009 4:48 AM PDT reply actions  

MLB Giant win highlights - an important part of this nutritious breakfast!

The Barry & Barry show!
SIX shutouttheDodgers innings? Woof!
Randy woke the fuck up!
Brian DIDN’T waste another opportunity!

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 28, 2009 5:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Of course, if Casey Blake doesn’t swing at a ball in the dirt in front of the dirt in front of home plate

Tsk tsk.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 28, 2009 6:10 AM PDT reply actions  

They were .500 a couple of days ago. =p

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 28, 2009 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Before that

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Apr 28, 2009 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Before that?

April 8th they were 1-1.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Apr 28, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot April 10th...

…when they were 2-2.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Apr 28, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

A quibble

He said 500 ‘plus’…. to me that implies ‘greater than’ 500 rather than ‘greater than or equal to’.
Cuz I was pretty happy about getting the proverbial head above water too.

Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough.

I read it as “.500 or better”.

In any case, let’s hope that this season turns out better than 2007 when all is said and done.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Apr 28, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think we can agree on that.

Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

they started the season 0-0.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

2-1 after the first series!

by Natto on Apr 28, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Box score tells me that Pablito walked again. Intentional?

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 28, 2009 8:54 AM PDT reply actions  

I cannot speculate on the box score’s intentions.

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Apr 28, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

surprisingly, why would ANYONE intentionally walk pablo?
at the very least, UNintentionally intentionally walk him…he may swing at enough of the pitches to strike out.

by sayheybk on Apr 28, 2009 8:56 AM PDT reply actions  

can’t risk him actually making contact though, cuz he just might

my cousin and i got noah lowry's autograph after he came out of a porta-potty. he was nice about it.

by hubert on Apr 28, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yahoo! is being nice to Belisario
But the ball popped out of Belisario’s grasp as he attempted the tag, allowing Lewis to score and Aurilia to reach safely on a failed fielder’s choice.

Not the way I saw it, and not the way the official scorer saw it if they are calling it a fielder’s choice.

by paboperfecto on Apr 28, 2009 9:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Yahoo

too much twitting… that was old school jai alai fronton scoopage, to the point ORLYA had to duck the pelota

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

by natteringnabob on Apr 28, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s a bunch of BS.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sweep!

Dodger fan in section 108 last night had a sign that read Sweep!.

I had to explain to him you could not sweep a 3-game series in game one. But you could guarantee that you could not sweep.

Tosser.

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Apr 28, 2009 10:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Is Dodgers fans learning?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 28, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps he was living in the past and still celebrating the series in LA.

Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 28, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

he’s employed as a janitor.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 28, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

sitting in the all you can eat section

looking for help to shovel out all the dodger dog mystery meat wrappers and junior mint boxes

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

by natteringnabob on Apr 28, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

HEY!

I just noticed mah boy got a steal last night! Hellz yeah

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 28, 2009 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

i might have lowered the boom on martin there. if it was me.

Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 28, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

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