Open Gameday Thread, 4/27 Part II
by WalrusMan on Apr 27, 2009 7:41 PM PDT
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You fail so hard.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Around SB Nation gives this link:
http://www.truebluela.com/2009/4/27/855463/the-house-that-kevin-elster-built
Three comments – a TrueBlueLA record!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
everyone is still sitting in traffic after work
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 27, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I sure hope the site can handle that kind of activity.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 27, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re supposed to make threads when the Giants are hitting, dude.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
There b runz in this game!
And I started Wolf in fantasy. I shall nevar doubt again. My son w/ an RBI!!
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If I ever see Casey Blake, I will demand he change his name. He is not worth of sharing my wife’s first name.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
casey and the sunshine band
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 27, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
TRUE FACT
When my wife was a kid, she thought Casey Kasem was related to her.
Her last name until she was 18 was Pi, so she also, as a small child, thought Magnum PI was her relative.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Now this is starting to look like the Barry Zito we know and love.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
If the dodgers score here I’ll never forgive you.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
You mean WHEN?
This bread's got nuts in it!
by NuschlerFace on Apr 27, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Im sure this has been mentioned
rockies guy with 5 steals in 4 innings…wtf
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Seriously. Could go for the record if he gets on once more.
I know this because he’s on my fantasy team’s bench, of course.
Wow Barry’s chompin down on those.
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
strike 3
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy
Ouch. Bad timing.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
Forshadowing indicates this doesn’t end well
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 27, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
And the Walrus Man lives
for now…
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Pablo >:(
/disapproving
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Kruk and Kuip say
on Zito for throwing unexpected pitch
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy
by natteringnabob on Apr 27, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito >:(
making my son look bad
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They’re saying he was crossed up?
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
yes
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy
by natteringnabob on Apr 27, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Yea. Pablo also went out to talk to Zito after the pitch so it’s possible.
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hmmm. I saw Pablo put his hand on his chest like he was saying “my bad”. I though it looked like Pablo got lazy.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
he probably should have caught it
but he had to backhand it…. he probably put down a sign wrong
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy
by natteringnabob on Apr 27, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Perfect. Make Manny lead-off.
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
IM POOPIN
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
One of those pitches from Zito said NINETY ONE
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Orlando Hudson
Loves to face: premium
Hates to face: premium
what does that mean??
by projectmayhem713 on Apr 27, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
They changed to premium
for gameday, you have to pay for that
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
they've made a "premium" version of gamecast
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Apr 27, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Orlando Hudson = elitist
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 27, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
IVE ALWAYS LOVED BARRY ZITO
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ive always wanted to love barry zito, but he hasnt let me….
by projectmayhem713 on Apr 27, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
trade value rocketing
GINATS BRATZ
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy
by natteringnabob on Apr 27, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
As much as I love Fred, he kinda sounds like an idiot whenever he talks…
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So does frank gore
/unrelated
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Nah
he sounded very impressive. EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IS PERFECT.
Seriously though, he sounded very un-athleteish in his interviews
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I dunno
link fail
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmOrCU2l7G8
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DUCK THE FUCKS
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Another brawl. This one chippy ass hockey game.
This bread's got nuts in it!
by NuschlerFace on Apr 27, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
oh man I bet the refs are wearing blinders for this one
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 27, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Srsly fuck anaheim
they are a bunch of goddamned cheating assholes
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I hate the ducks more than the Dodgers
and the Cardinals. And the Seahawks. I FUCKING HATE the ducks.
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Anaheim is not that bad
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Never been
but their hockey team is a bunch of fucktards
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WTG Carney w/ pablo
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WORLD'S GREATEST CLEANUP HITTER ALERT
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Oh good
Our cleanup hitter is up!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I'll take the single!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I still cannot believe that Richie is our clean-up hitter. It’s far more embarassing than Bengie being our everyday 4-hitter.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
That said, bully for singles!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
+10000000000000000
I realize there is no cleanup hitter on this team but for crap’s sake, I’d have to think pretty hard for an example of a worse one….
maybe Michael Tucker one time? I really can’t remember
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy
by natteringnabob on Apr 27, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Any new news on your son?
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I think last on Joe Martinez was he was playing Guitar Hero.
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
As in no baseball activities for a while, so he’s hanging at his apartment.
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
He’s allowed to start working out again in another week or so, IIRC.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I haven’t heard anything recently. Anyone else?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
GRM WUZ RITE!!!!!!!!!!!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
RICHIE LIVES
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
and dies by the sword
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Apr 27, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
clearly the cleanup hitter!
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 27, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, Sandoval’s hitting over .300 now.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Two! Already half of last year’s major league total!!!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
-1. First time in history a batter has a lower OBP than BA.
by paboperfecto on Apr 27, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s happened before, actually.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/b/bathebi01.shtml
1989: .281 BA, .273 OBP
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I remember Reggie Sanders did it for the Giants (though maybe not for the whole season, but at least through mid-summer).
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I thought JT had it going for a while too.
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
JT had pretty good plate discipline
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Maybe that was OBP>SLG.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Yeah, forgot about the Sacrifice Fly effect.
by paboperfecto on Apr 27, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
His batting stance really does look like a nasty shit.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
It starts out weird, then gets normal as the pitch is delivered.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
ron cey
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 27, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
no refs in baseball
dummies
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy
by natteringnabob on Apr 27, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
/ sarchasm pic
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Rush=terrible
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by NuschlerFace on Apr 27, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
A "Guest" in the 5th inning.
I can’t wait.
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Who could it be? Candy Maldanado is the safe bet.
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Apr 27, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
barry bonds should always go to our games.
makes players like aurilia 5x better :)
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
maybe it’s just tired old randy wolf
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by TheBigLeburnski on Apr 27, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
barry bonds should always go to play in our games.
I was never big on bringing him back… but frankly I never thought I’d see the Ginats field a squad with Aurilia grounding out in the 4 hole
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy
by natteringnabob on Apr 27, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
omg I hope Barry calls Rowand Scott again
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
LoL, this
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
lol you're kidding... :P
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
HE should be cleanup tonight
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He should!
Apparently, it doesn’t matter
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 27, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
getting tongued
by Clint Eastwood
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy
by natteringnabob on Apr 27, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Sharks are taking too many penalties.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Same difference in the end, unfortunately. Are the refs really that bad?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
When a game involves the ducks, yes they are
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They will not let Anaheim lose easily
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SUCK IT ; MANNY?
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Apr 27, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh!
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Apr 27, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
You suck it Manny
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
Curve ball looks decent tonight
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
I TOLD YOU HES BACK
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Where’s Athletic when you need him?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Is your other name Athletic?
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT, [dodgers player]
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IDK but don't give him back, pleez!
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This is Cy Young Barry.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
you guys…
shut up
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 27, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
The real Barry Zito got thrown into a canyon.
This is an alien replicant, hoping to infect starlets with parasites
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RATED
I love Winn’s D.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I love Winn’s D.
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Thank you for that fix.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
That woman has terrible taste
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 27, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
Zito just hit 92 on the gun. holy crap.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 27, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
the gun has to be fast, but that’s what it said
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 27, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
A moral victory
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Gameday’s saying mid to high eighties. Hey, I’ll take it.
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
if zito’s fastball was the delorean in Back to the Future, could it go back in time?
Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 27, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
message pitch
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 27, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
Randy winn
they call me classy for short
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ZUMAYA JUST THREW 104!!111!!!!!!
/fox
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Goddamn you, Martin.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
i sense something bad is gonna happen
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And yet, not.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I say that
because I’m 45 seconds behind, so I see everyone’s comments long before the things happen
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Dodgers rank second in the league in batting avg and runs scored...
First in the league in babies killed and horrible people.
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Game is on CSN+ , right?
and no cable box in this room….they are watching gossip girl in the living room.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 27, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
Ouch
Well there’s always the radio.
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lol
no radio here. is ok, i have gameday, the sharks and you guys. i’m good. :)
by positiveuphemism on Apr 27, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Kick them out, that’s what I did.
Also, call Comcast. They might have free digital boxes.
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
free? seriously? or are you just saying, hey…mebbe you can get a free box.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 27, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
everyone freaking out about a single. Wtf.
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Yall were all
“FU MARTIN”
So I thought he drove in a run or something.
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FU MARTIN can go with any occasion
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 27, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
You can be talking about something totally not baseball related and then drop a FU MARTIN in the middle. No one here would blink an eye
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 27, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Freaking out is what we do best.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 27, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Eat shit Dodger Player
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
Did anyone catch how many pitches for Zito?
It’s not 109
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Are you sure?
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Too many
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
pitch 109 = magic
I remember watching a game timmy pitched against the royals. He was in lots of trouble, about to come out of the game. Bases loaded I think, two outs, 3-2. Throws one low, aviles checks his swing, but the ump calls it a strikeout. Timmy escapes. Of course, they blew it later, but at the time, it was magical.
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
Who’s our #5 starter?
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
Matt Cain. Not a winner.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Officially, yes
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
It's still Zito
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
SUCK IT, [dodgers player]
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
Damn it I was posting in the other thread. I just got back from dinner.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 27, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
*crickets*
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Did you figure out who number 38 was?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Nah.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 27, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s a clever simulation of being a TrueBlueLA poster.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Must…Swing…..HARDER!
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
lol
Martin gets up, back in the crouch, gets up, back in the crouch, back up..
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I'm a fast learner
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Thanks to roger
PABLO TOOK THAT!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
I am out on strikes against that one
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Guy with a Cuba WBC sweatshirt in the stands
COMMUNIST AMERICA HATER
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a giantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
suck it, Russell Martin!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 27, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
Ball bounces and it hits Matin in the mask
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
Do it again
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 27, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Smoke and mirrors?
Or is he doing it again? (Zito)
by positiveuphemism on Apr 27, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
Zito is stealing signs
wait…
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Pablo's right on these pitches
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
Hi, I'm Pablo Sandoval
I hack at pitches
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
Hi Pablo
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Scott Erickson will be on Sportsnet Central! Excitement!
Judgment Day is coming
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LOLretta
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Loldgers
Haha Furcal. Haha Loretta.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Lawl
kuip makin fun of papa
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Thanks to roger
Wait a sec
Loretta is playing first?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
huh
Suddenly the Giants seem slightly less faily
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
hit the shit out of that Manny
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 27, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
that’s the only way Uribe can make it on base- a blown call
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
oops
guess it was right. But still- needs help
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
FurcLOL
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FurcLOL
Too bad Loretta made that play anyway
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Gameday -
now has a subscriber option, apparently.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 27, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
MORE STATS THAN YOU CAN HANDLE
Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK
WHEN YOU NEED STATS AND YOU NEED IT NOW
Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK
Just discovered this
And if you want to watch the hits you have to pay. I tried to watch Winn’s triple as I just got in, but they wouldn’t let me unless I forked over $19.95.
Is anyone elses internet really slow. Mine is and my posts are late. Weird
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
reboot everything. router, computer, whatever.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 27, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what I had to do. Mine was screwing up earlier.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
the giants win the pennant! the giants win the pennant!
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 27, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
but does it work at Ludicrous Speed?
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.
by Speedforthewin on Apr 27, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 27, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Ludicrous Speed!
Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK
Damn Al Gore!
This bread's got nuts in it!
by NuschlerFace on Apr 27, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Has Burriss hit the ball out of the infield yet this year?
by positiveuphemism on Apr 27, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
probably foul
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 27, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
After the nasty shit
I was hardly phased by it
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I just checked in
and I think I’m hallucinating again.
How has Zito been throwing? I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’ve been thinking about picking him up in my fantasy league…………?
I only have a signature because I recognize everyone else by their sigs, not their usernames..
i already have tim, matt, and sanchez, and i could pick up zito
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Apr 27, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
No K’s today, but the groundballs are there. And more strikes than usual. He lost it for a bit in the 2nd or 3rd inning, where everything was up, but he’s brought it down again.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
how is his stuff, though?
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
Curve is nice tonight.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
velocity up around 87-89 again?
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
Just got in, and listening to the game. I know the stats, but how has Zito looked?
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
Wooo BLB
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I miss Barry a ton
I usually get to 4 – 6 games a year, and I don’t ever remember Barry disappointing me. Seems like I always got a splash hit.
Bonds said that Fred will hit some splash hits. Count on it.
Judgment Day is coming
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stop counting at about 4.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 27, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I like this bizarro-Zito.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Bonds is channeling pure baseball into his viens
Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK
here zito, rub this…uh… baseball juice on your arm.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 27, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Whatever it takes to get $126 million out of.
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Or veins
Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK
Get him out of the booth and on to the field!
Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK
[dear giants]
don’t get comfortable. please add more runs.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
This
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I just got home..
BARRY ZITO 5 SCORELESS?!?! BONDS IN THE BOOTH!?!?!?
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
Pirouette. :-)
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
If they haven't already, they need to put a huge picture of Bonds mid-pirouette on a poster or in the club level
Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK
More Dodger-killing moments with Barry Bonds, please.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 27, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
spla shit
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 27, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Freddy Fail
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 27, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
Jeez, Fred.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Lewis strikes out a lot.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Barry’s thinking: “That one’s in the cove if I had a bat”
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
if Barry had the bat, that pitch would’ve been a ball
by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 27, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah
get the sombreros ready
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy
by natteringnabob on Apr 27, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn’t turn down her phone number
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 27, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Mmm, hockey babes. Almost as sexy as baseball babes.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Rocks 11 – Pads 7. I like this.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
is the humidor on the fritz or something?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 27, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know if the humidor can help those pitching staffs.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
haha true
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 27, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
baggs said...
that he might get called up to AA soon
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 27, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
opening up a spot for Eugenio
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy
by natteringnabob on Apr 27, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Does this mean that the mass call-ups to Connecticutt are coming soon?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
With a 3B
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Lancaster is full of HR’s this series. Alderson already given up 2 tonight.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Ralph Barbierri is guarenteed to go on his Manny trip tomorrow
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Bonds is actually sounding like a good announcer
Odds on ESPN picking him up?
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
anybody...
…else miss brians twitter yet?
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 27, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
me.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 27, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
What happened to it?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
Why aren’t you wearing a batting glove?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
who says we’re NOT?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 27, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
raise your hand (hands only please) if you’re also wearing a CUP
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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 27, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
he’s got a dr. strangelove thing going on.
Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 27, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
They’re both wearing gloves, but only on their left hands….
Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!
by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 27, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy shit
Rich Aurilia and Barry Bonds had more HRs in one season that the Giants TEAM had last year
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
Barry’s being so personable & lovable. WHAT A JERK!
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
Look at him laughing and having fun. He’s ruining baseball for me.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
I wuz there
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy
by natteringnabob on Apr 27, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
“That’s not what we agreed on, dawg”
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 27, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
101 MPH pulled foul. Wow.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
That AB should be looped on ESPN Classic all day every day.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Barry Bonds saving us from more commercials. Is there anything he can’t do?
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 27, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
No...
I still go to his B-Ref page just to look at his stats.
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
.362/.609/.812
.362/.609/.812!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
That is just not right. Completely right, yet not right at all.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
My favorite crazy Bonds stats: his L/R splits in 2002. Can’t recall them at the moment, but they were very weird.
by non sequitur on Apr 27, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
1.532 against lefties
1.312 against righties
21 HR in 125 AB against lefties!!!!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
UNF UNF UNF
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
That OBP is the single most impressive stat in all of baseball history
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
OMG you can add years on BB Ref now.
2001-2004 .349/.559/.809/1.368!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
It was all steroids!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
And I jizzed in my pants!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Take his 2001 season. Put it in the 1968 Dodgers stadium run environment (worst hitters environment ever).
He hits 63 HRs.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
*_______*
.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
if he starts singing about mini sirloin burgers
you’ll know he’s been signed by Jack in the Box
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy
by natteringnabob on Apr 27, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
confession
I really love the Tap Plastics theme song.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
T-T-T-T-T-TAP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Finish him!
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
while you all enjoy blb i get to listen to skully debate whether it is more dangerous to have a 74 year old ball dude or a young girl handle the ball shagging duties…
74 year old ball
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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 27, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
let us know
when the Sandy Amoros update comes up
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy
by natteringnabob on Apr 27, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
How many PO’s is that for Winn tonight? I think it’s 5 or 6.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
Rated
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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 27, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I can listen to him talk about hitting all day.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 27, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I can now hit MLB pitchers..
After listening to this.
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
He said 'Manny knows exactly what Zito's going to do
about 3 seconds before he lined a single into left field
eerie
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Zito
don’t give in
FINISH HIM
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
WOOHOO
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 27, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
would barry be the best hitting coach ever?
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 27, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
yes
Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!
by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 27, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
look at barry doing a better job than joe morgan
"If I can change and you can change, then everybody can change!" Rocky Balboa, Rocky IV
not much of an accomplishment, no?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 27, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD KEMP!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD KEMP
BARRY BONDS IS A TRUE AMERICAN HERO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
cmon zeets
throw a strike
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
Barry Bonds video on hitting in the works
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 27, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
Suck it, Tom Emanski.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 27, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
that’d be so fucking good
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 27, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
No, He is not retired.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
THROW STRIKES
8-9 - RIP, Brian Wilson's Twitter. :(
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Pride of Norwich.
ORYLYA defense?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LEATHER!!
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
Right now
This game couldn’t get much better
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
needs like 10 more giants runs
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 27, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
This is easily my favorite game of the year, and I’ve only seen 2 innings.
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
So were the last two years all Bengie’s fault?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
clearly.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
It’s very possible that he was part of the problem. Zito’s velocity + a bad battery = Zitlol. (maybe)
by positiveuphemism on Apr 27, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
me too :)
Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!
by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 27, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember when Bonds talked to Frandson for like 30 minutes?
Frandson hit 350 the next month..
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
With Barry Bonds in the crowd, everyone’s playing like its 2002.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
Zito = 4.09 ERA
and dropping.
4.09 is better than league average usually, isn’t it?
by positiveuphemism on Apr 27, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
League average is usually considered to be a 4.50 ERA, i believe
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.
by Speedforthewin on Apr 27, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Neukom: “Boch, Barry’s coming to the ballgame today & would love to see Richie hitting cleanup”
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
Barry magic moves to the radio.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 27, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
Barry’s on the radio now!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yeah, screw TV..
If I lived in the bay I would turn it on.
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
TV and radio on
multitasking FTW
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 27, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
WTP
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 27, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
bases = clean
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently running wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 27, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
Whoop switching to radio
Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK
i wish BLB was batting.
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
they’d walk him
Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 27, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
if you have mlb.tv, yes
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
It’s pretty well ahead of the TV tonight.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Barry loves the Giants!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
SUCK IT MARTIN!
Great slide by ARROW there
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
Bonds on Panda
panda = bobby bo
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
Interesting comp that I never would’ve thought of.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
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