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Gameday Thread 3: Extra Innings

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fucking wilson

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Isn’t this #4?

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
bok bok bok... BOCOCK!

by capnk on Apr 26, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Gameday Thread: Vice City

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by groug on Apr 26, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Got away from the bullpen” Just say Wilson ruined it, do not bring the other competent pitchers who appeared today.

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

So now Wilson is incompetent?

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Apr 26, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today he was. He could not locate his fastball for the life of him. Where you watching the game at all?

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Have you watched his other outings this year? Relax.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Apr 26, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you watch his outings last year? Nah.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 26, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALL-STAR CURSE!!

(The Giants Way)

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Apr 26, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Wilson does not fall into a rythym, each time he appears it is a toss up how he will pitch. The first two batters he faces showed he was not in it today. TODAY he was incompetent. Has nothing to do with his other outings.

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a game day thread. People come here to bitch and moan and get it out of their systems, otherwise there would be a lot of kicked dogs and domestic disputes later on in the evening.

by Merope on Apr 26, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.

by boonitez on Apr 26, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah so uh…

Still in despair.
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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 26, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re finally over 500! Matt Cain is the team leader in wins! This is the best Postgame thread ever!!

Wait shit.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 26, 2009 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy hell – I got out of the car as Wilson was starting the bottom of the ninth, came in and played with the kids, went to check the final score and saw that THE GAME IS NOT OVER BECAUSE WILSON FUCKED UP!

What’s up with that?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 26, 2009 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Wilson happened.

by SFGuy on Apr 26, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the plus side, if the game goes on long enough you’ll see Torres.

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by groug on Apr 26, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the mound or in catcher’s gear.

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Wilson can’t hold a 3 run lead.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 26, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously Bochy never should have trusted him with that responsibility.

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by groug on Apr 26, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

bad batch of gameday images.

Bonds stands alone.

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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain doesn’t know how to win.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 26, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

back in the car with you!

by Merope on Apr 26, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it’s so hot in there now.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 26, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, fine. I’ll go melt. For the love of the Giants.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 26, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey I turned the TV off and put the radio back on, not that it’s done much good….

by Merope on Apr 26, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

meddurz! killing me softly with his sink

Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 26, 2009 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks Nate.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 26, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

What I hate about Bruce Bochy more than anything

He has no feel whatsoever to whether a pitcher is “on” that day or not. Blame Wilson all you want for blowing this, but it was obvious after two batters in the 9th that he clearly didn’t have it today. Plus he threw 18 pitches yesterday. Plus Bochy hasn’t had Valdez pitch since like March.

Okay, you can all go back to bashing Brian Wilson now.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Apr 26, 2009 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

BUT HE IS THE CLOSER. WE HAD A LESS THAN 3 RUN LEAD IN THE 9TH INNING. THEREFORE WILSON PITCHES THE INNING.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 26, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame both equally at this point. Because I’m mad, dammit.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 26, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

200% BLAME

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 26, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ever hear of a little something called…

DEFINED ROLES!?!?!

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 26, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Matt Cain’s defined role is “guy who has wins taken away from him in cruel fashion”

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Apr 26, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re not missing much.

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by groug on Apr 26, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Travis Ishikawa: not the most impressive hitter

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by groug on Apr 26, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder if Nate will ever get a start at first.

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by jponry on Apr 26, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Nate will ever get a start at first. another start.

by SFGuy on Apr 26, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what he gets for Wilson blowing that save!

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by groug on Apr 26, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker will probably get a start there before Nate.

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by groug on Apr 26, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

0 for 5 with 2 K’s, 5 left on base.

Ouch.

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by neurofarm on Apr 26, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishifail.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 26, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

much to the delight of the ump

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 26, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

With the way the Giants hit

I’m surprised the Giants scored 4 runs.

by SFGuy on Apr 26, 2009 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s the Giants Way

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 26, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF Travis

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by groug on Apr 26, 2009 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

ump not funny anymore

Bonds stands alone.

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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2009 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Ump’s still pretty funny.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 26, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

/turns on xbox

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 26, 2009 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

/turns on toaster, jumps in bathtub

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 26, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip: “Burriss with the ability to reach and then steal second”

I think he mispronounced “not reach and get picked off”

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by groug on Apr 26, 2009 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishigawa

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Apr 26, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

So who will hit the walkoff?

by Natto on Apr 26, 2009 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Qualls

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by groug on Apr 26, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina.

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
bok bok bok... BOCOCK!

by capnk on Apr 26, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez will. Off his glove of course.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 26, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

smart $

Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 26, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss Fail

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2009 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Wendy’s commercials really went downhill after Dave Thomas passed away.

by Natto on Apr 26, 2009 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Very true

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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rolling in his Winnebago sized grave

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should have ghost-of-Dave Thomas commercials.

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
bok bok bok... BOCOCK!

by capnk on Apr 26, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was he looking up naked pictures of Randy Johnson?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 26, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still sadly appropriate.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Apr 26, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will we ever have a productive first baseman again?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 26, 2009 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Villalona?

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by groug on Apr 26, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anvil will save us.

by Natto on Apr 26, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah. Who needs one when you have Velez on the bench!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 26, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yyyyyyyeahhhh boyeeeeeee

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 26, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps AnVil could wear the Catcher’s gear in the City.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 26, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umm, good try Velez.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 26, 2009 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

holyjesus!!!

Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 26, 2009 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Flem ripping Velez a new one

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 26, 2009 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez with his best Magellan impersonation.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Apr 26, 2009 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

That was Magellan-like.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 26, 2009 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Gellin’ like Magellan

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by groug on Apr 26, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate those commercials

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez is not the smartest baseball player.

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by groug on Apr 26, 2009 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez doing his best Byrnes impression

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2009 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Needs more diving.

by Natto on Apr 26, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF was that?

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2009 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

HAV 2 GET VELEZ AB’S!

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 26, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

irl lol

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by groug on Apr 26, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eugino Velez is Willie Mays lite.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 26, 2009 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Wilson has killed my enthusiasm for baseball. I was all fired up with the winning streak, and now I just want the game to end so I can turn off my TV

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Apr 26, 2009 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too

I was really excited and in a good mood and now I feel totally deflated.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 26, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

This honestly feels more like a funeral than a baseball game.

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by groug on Apr 26, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should have just gone to the NFL Draft in person today.

by SFGuy on Apr 26, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMFG

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on Apr 26, 2009 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Where is Torres?

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
bok bok bok... BOCOCK!

by capnk on Apr 26, 2009 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s the closer if the Giants somehow take the lead again.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Apr 26, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yet another play Sandoval couldn’t have made. Thanks, Uribe!

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by groug on Apr 26, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 26, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

IBB PLZ

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
bok bok bok... BOCOCK!

by capnk on Apr 26, 2009 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Sure, I’d like to see that homer again.

by Natto on Apr 26, 2009 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

get it over with already

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Apr 26, 2009 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t even bring myself to do a finish him thing

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 26, 2009 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Mehdders

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by groug on Apr 26, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice pitch. Big hack.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2009 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

stfd eh whatever

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 26, 2009 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Nothing quite like going 14 innings and having the Bums beat you back to SF before a 3 game series!

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Apr 26, 2009 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Medders is pretty good though

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 26, 2009 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Upton

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 26, 2009 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I like this Medders guy.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 26, 2009 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good, another inning

We do badly need to not score again.

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by groug on Apr 26, 2009 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

can we get a freaking baserunner at least?

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Apr 26, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 26, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants Way!

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Apr 26, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

But he’ll get picked off.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 26, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

the only consolation is that it must make the Dbacks angry to get shut down by one of their discards

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Apr 26, 2009 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Winn needs to work his Dback killing magic.

by Natto on Apr 26, 2009 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I STILL BELIEVE IN AN OVER .500 GIANTS TEAM.

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2009 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Who do we play the first game of next season, and can we beat them?

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 26, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf?

that means they’ll have to win more than they lose… how the…?

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 26, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH JUAN URIBE

THE GUY I WANT UP IN THIS SITUATION

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 26, 2009 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Your Kung-Fu is strong

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Apr 26, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently you do!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 26, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOUR ENTHUSIASM IS APPRECIATED

by Natto on Apr 26, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hehehe

Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.

by boonitez on Apr 26, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Run you fat bastard!

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

hmmm

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 26, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Doublers!!

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe!

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 26, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH RANDY WINN

THE GUY I WANT UP IN THIS SITUATION

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 26, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Did not work this time.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 26, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was worth a try :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 26, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm waiting 45 minutes

So I could watch another 120-119 game from Fenway.

by SFGuy on Apr 26, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Lead-off double. This always turns out well.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 26, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

boy, he smacked the shit out of that one

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Apr 26, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I THINK WE’VE SEEN THIS BEFORE

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Apr 26, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Leadoff double = Giants failure in Arizona

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

/pushes toaster from edge of the bathtub (leaves it plugged in, though)

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 26, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

toast me a bagel?

thx!

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Apr 26, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can’t be serious …… extra innings?

by wilriv21 on Apr 26, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy Fail.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 26, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

He had the right approach.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

“If they execute properly, it will not require another base hit for the Giants to take the lead”

That’s a huge “if”, Flem. Exhibit A: Randy Winn.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Apr 26, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Attaboy, Winn

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 26, 2009 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

you suck randy

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by jponry on Apr 26, 2009 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

It sure was nice of the Giants to extend this game so I could watch some Giants baseball after church

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 26, 2009 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

is mlb.tv sound off now?

by kingofthacove on Apr 26, 2009 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes by aboutt two seconds

by satyricrash on Apr 26, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

2009 SF Giants: Unluckiest team in all of baseball.

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2009 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re lucky to be in this game at all. Or any game.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 26, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit

Uribe didn’t get picked off.

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by groug on Apr 26, 2009 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Silver lining.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 26, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 26, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should just award us a run right there.

by Natto on Apr 26, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just give it time.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 26, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria

The guy I want up in this situation!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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by thehavenot on Apr 26, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn't work for me

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by thehavenot on Apr 26, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria could use a hit.

by Natto on Apr 26, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh well fuck. So much for this inning.

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

RENTEFAIL

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by jponry on Apr 26, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Brian Wilson and his dumbass hair.

by xanthan on Apr 26, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

didn’t Winn bunt like a mofo in the spring? why isn’t he doing it now?

my cousin and i got noah lowry's autograph after he came out of a porta-potty. he was nice about it.

by hubert on Apr 26, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, that Edgar Renteria

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By-You-Rent

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nice at bat

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by rxmeister on Apr 26, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH VELEZ
DEFINITELY

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by jponry on Apr 26, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

CLUTCH

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by groug on Apr 26, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was ugly.

The swing, too.

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by can of corn on Apr 26, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

ALRIGHT SANDOVAL, DO IT AGAIN!

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by MonkeyChow on Apr 26, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t wait until Pablito gets another at-bat. He hit a three-run homer his last time up, you know.

Wait, what?

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Apr 26, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

4-4 today, makes sense to pull him.

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game would be OVER if he was still in.

5-4 Dbacks, I mean

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Apr 26, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why’s that?

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by groug on Apr 26, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe catches things Pablo does not.

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Uribe has made like two routine plays since he’s come in. No way does the defense change.

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by groug on Apr 26, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez will never get a hit for the rest of his life.

by Natto on Apr 26, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

First game winning hit of 09 for Velez?

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by thehavenot on Apr 26, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m watching through closed eyes – too scared to see what horrible thing is going to happen.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 26, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Outs aren't that horrible

I for one am used to them.

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by groug on Apr 26, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a great pitch to swing at on 2-0

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by thehavenot on Apr 26, 2009 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't believe Velez is a major leaguer

Would any other team besides the Giants have him on their 25 man roster?

by giants92388 on Apr 26, 2009 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

The Nationals?

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by thehavenot on Apr 26, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing.

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by can of corn on Apr 26, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

2-0 pitch

velez clearly was swinging no matter what

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Apr 26, 2009 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

put it in the gap

you crazy spaztic skinny bastard!!!

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 26, 2009 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

EPICFAILIO

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by jponry on Apr 26, 2009 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

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by j14 on Apr 26, 2009 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I really, really wish Velez would just get released…

Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.

by boonitez on Apr 26, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

This, the experiment is over. The lab has caught fire and burned to the ground.

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO AHEAD SINGLE! ATTABOY PABLO!

Howry in for the save? I’m glad Bochey didn’t use him for one random out in the 8th.

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by MonkeyChow on Apr 26, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

too much of a diva

my cousin and i got noah lowry's autograph after he came out of a porta-potty. he was nice about it.

by hubert on Apr 26, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

and wat r u gonna do wit his posse

by wilriv21 on Apr 26, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

I stopped watching in the middle of the 9th and took the dog for a walk. Half an hour later and this game is full of FAIL. WTF GIANTS

Bring me the head of Barry Zito!

by elGuapo on Apr 26, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Does that mean I can get out of the car now?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 26, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

now we’re both off the hook… you! guapo – get back out there and walk that dog!

by Merope on Apr 26, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

So who will hit the walkoff?

by Natto on Apr 26, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Chris Young

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Brigham Young

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MC Hammer

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MC Escher

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Young Jeezy

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bok bok bok... BOCOCK!

by capnk on Apr 26, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

SIMULPOST

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Brigham Young

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by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 26, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guy had over 50 kids, so you know he was good with the lumber.

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by can of corn on Apr 26, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm so clever

Brigham Young!

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A very lucky D-Backs fan pulled from the swimming pool!

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by Kitspool on Apr 26, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lowry

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Scott Hairston.

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by MonkeyChow on Apr 26, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s pitching for the D-Backs?

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by groug on Apr 26, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

to center

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by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 26, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m surprised Medders is still in.

by Natto on Apr 26, 2009 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

we are all jonathan sanchez

my cousin and i got noah lowry's autograph after he came out of a porta-potty. he was nice about it.

by hubert on Apr 26, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s only two more guys in the bullpen, and Valdez IS NOT TO BE USED UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES

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by groug on Apr 26, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy really wants him to get the “L”

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by Kitspool on Apr 26, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Step one is complete.

by Natto on Apr 26, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Step one: Become manager of Giants.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

irl lol

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by Kitspool on Apr 26, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

ruh roh

Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 26, 2009 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF why is Medders still pitching?

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by jponry on Apr 26, 2009 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

So

Medders kind of reminds me of Correia

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by thehavenot on Apr 26, 2009 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

GUYS I THINK WE MIGHT BE IN TROUBLE

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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 26, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

one inning too many for Medders

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by rxmeister on Apr 26, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, this game’s still going?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 26, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf i take a nap and this happens? the bochy parallels are uncanny, my name isnt even supposed to be about him.

and also mlbtv audio is fucked. am i going to hvae to listen to mark grace?

by thebighead on Apr 26, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. That was a BAD bunt attempt

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It got the guy over.

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And the second one was a good one.

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That was a better bunt attempt.

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by cheno on Apr 26, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

INSIDE THE PARK HOMERUN BUNT

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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 26, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Everyone trips over the ball?

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
bok bok bok... BOCOCK!

by capnk on Apr 26, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

When The Incredible Hulk bunts, the ball travels 650 feet

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by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 26, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyone have a link to Brian Wilson’s twitter acct?

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Apr 26, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

EERIE!!!

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by MonkeyChow on Apr 26, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks!

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Apr 26, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

www.twitter.com/BrianWilson38

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by MonkeyChow on Apr 26, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

be positive!

c’mon. what are the chances a leadoff walk will actually score? That almost never happens

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

This inning has end of game written all over it.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 26, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re walking to get to Ojeda? The guy that kills us?

by Natto on Apr 26, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME? YOU’RE WALKING THE GUY WHO’S 0 FOR 5 TODAY?

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by Kitspool on Apr 26, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

setting up the force

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bok bok bok... BOCOCK!

by capnk on Apr 26, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was due!

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by MonkeyChow on Apr 26, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh and a late thank you to Bob Melvin. Your pitcher is struggling and you let him pitch to a guy owning him today. Voila. Three run jack by Brooks. Gracias

by wilriv21 on Apr 26, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAKE OJEDA CRY

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by MonkeyChow on Apr 26, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT

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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 26, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Ooooojeda.

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by cheno on Apr 26, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

OPEN BASE

Oh, an intentional walk to set up a force play. That always goes well for us.

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by groug on Apr 26, 2009 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

We should IBB Ojeda just to be sure.

by Natto on Apr 26, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just caught back up on my DVR..

this game sucks

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 26, 2009 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

(wrote this earlier, in wrong thread)

I just got home.

I will not defend Brian. I would sooner give Matt Cain the knife with which to put Wilson out of his misery.

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by hairball on Apr 26, 2009 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Guzman had three hits and Posey has 4 rbi’s

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by rxmeister on Apr 26, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game is going to end with the Giants walking in a run.

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STRIKES PLEASE!

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Scrappy Mc Pest Pest!

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by MonkeyChow on Apr 26, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

They should have had Medders nibble with the previous batter

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by thehavenot on Apr 26, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

“Best arm of the 3 is …Velez” uh, Kruk, he has to catch it first.

by SFGuy on Apr 26, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

please, pitch around Ojeida. he kills us

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes, Giants pitcher.

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by capnk on Apr 26, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Huh, the guy on his third inning is running out of steam.

WHO COULDA SEEN THAT COMING

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by jponry on Apr 26, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT BOCHEY

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by MonkeyChow on Apr 26, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Intentional walk followed by another walk? That never happens.

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by neurofarm on Apr 26, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thing we IBB’ed..

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by Azmanz on Apr 26, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

And so the answer to "who will hit the walk off" is...

Um, who’s up next?

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by thehavenot on Apr 26, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

There will be no hit

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Change that to "perform" the walk off...

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by thehavenot on Apr 26, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY GUYS I SMELL A DOUBLE SWITCH

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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 26, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

double switch x2!

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by j14 on Apr 26, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

DOUBLE SWITCH

Actually, I’m not that excited about it.

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Bochy is awesome.

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i think i know how this is going to end.

by thebighead on Apr 26, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I think we all do

by SFGuy on Apr 26, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double Switch!

FTL!

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Apr 26, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

This is how 5 game losing streaks start…..

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by Azmanz on Apr 26, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I just got home after being out for a few hours...

I caught some of the game on the radio – but I’m bummed to have missed Sandoval’s homer.

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DOUBLE SWITCH 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

THIS TIME IT’S PERSONAL

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by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 26, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Walkoff walk time!

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Nationals fans everywhere are going to be so very excited.

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Conor Jackson, like Elijah Dukes, does not try to be a hero.

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by jcb9 on Apr 26, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 inning too late

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 26, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

why did medders not get yanked after the first batter, its clear he was in for too long. that way if you’re plaing this matchups bulshit with lopez you dont have to IBB him and you can pitch to him. fuck.

by thebighead on Apr 26, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because it makes sense.

by Natto on Apr 26, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

i am so depressed that this game is actually still going on and that its going to end with this bullshit.

Bring me the head of Barry Zito!

by elGuapo on Apr 26, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

you should replace Zito in your sig with Bochy

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You would need a team of men.

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 26, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

With Bochy, every game ends with bullshit.

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

let’s go… triple play.. where’s yabu :(

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 26, 2009 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

only need 2

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 26, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s one out.

by Natto on Apr 26, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miller should just flash some of hits tattoos to distract the hitters.

by Natto on Apr 26, 2009 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

THE TATTOOS HIDE THE BALL

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three double switches in one game

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by jponry on Apr 26, 2009 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy’s dream come true.

by Natto on Apr 26, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wants to game to keep going

Just so he can double switch in Aurilia for Ishikawa.

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by groug on Apr 26, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

STRIKES!

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STRIKES!

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Why am I even still watching this?

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1/4 of the way there!

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Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 26, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

At least Velez is out

by SFGuy on Apr 26, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

1/2 way there!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 26, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

PRESSURE

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Apr 26, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW A FRICKING STRIKE!!!

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 26, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

In before the walk.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 26, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

DON’T TRY TO BE A HERO JACKSON

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Apr 26, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks CoJack

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 26, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

2-0 count, walk wins – so the guy whiffs. Why isn’t he a Giant?!

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 26, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

here it comes

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 26, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m already warming up for the post-game thread. I should be ready in about 10 seconds.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Apr 26, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

3/4 of the way there!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 26, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

loh boy :(

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 26, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, this has been fun!

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Apr 26, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m thinking of turning off the radio…

by Merope on Apr 26, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Umps wanna go home.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 26, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy eating his fingers?

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

doesn't get any "better" than this.. .3-2 bases loaded

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 26, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

my ulcer loves this game

Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 26, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

DON’T TRY TO BE A HERO JACKSON

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Apr 26, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

GG

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 26, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Poop.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 26, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just going to say that, but then the game ended.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 26, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

so much for sweep :(

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 26, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Hooray.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 26, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that was fun.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 26, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you, Brian Wilson.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 26, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU BRIAN WILSON

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 26, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

This suck

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 26, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

that sucked

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 26, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupidest Shit Ever.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTCH!

Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 26, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank You Brian Wilson!

assist to Boch

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Apr 26, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Grant for the broom pic.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 26, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

ME TOO

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 26, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

vic posted a broom pic in the AZ Snakepit thread.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 26, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torches and pitchforks!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 26, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn't me.

Medders , fork him.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 27, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

that game was the definition of momentum killer

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 26, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that sucks

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 26, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

We won two out of three, but it felt like we got swept.

by Natto on Apr 26, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s the magic of blowing a 3 run lead in the 9th inning :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 26, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

And walking three batters in the 12th.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 26, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perfect momentum builder for the Dodger series!!

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Apr 26, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I give up.

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Apr 26, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

If Brian Wilson twitters about this, I’ll kill him.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 26, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

with his ego he will just pretend it never happened.

Bring me the head of Barry Zito!

by elGuapo on Apr 26, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that’s what you’re supposed to do.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 26, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Angry mob status

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 26, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buzzkill game

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 26, 2009 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks Wilson. Always sucks to throw away a win in front of some of the worst fans in baseball.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Apr 26, 2009 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Another Plus game Monday so no HD

by SFGuy on Apr 26, 2009 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks Comcast!

That’s what I wanted to see again!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 26, 2009 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

This was the worst game of the year

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 26, 2009 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

For some reason I get especially pissed off at games where they blow the lead for Cain.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Apr 26, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. Guy just does not deserve this shit.

by scout6 on Apr 26, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bases Loaded Walks Game

sorry, I win

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 26, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was worse, we had a big lead going into the ninth.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 26, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last year, I was at this game

Cain took a no-hitter into the seventh inning, and the Giants lost – 8-7.

That was pretty bad.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 26, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That one pissed me off so much.

by Natto on Apr 26, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good

And now J.T. Snow will soothe my anxiety over this loss

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 26, 2009 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

or Not!

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Apr 26, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why the shit did Bochey pull Howry after one out and then leave Medders out there to hang?

Fuck him.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 26, 2009 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

He got the double switch in there, that was the goal

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 26, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because Bochy is dumb.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Apr 26, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want to shock you or anything, but I’m starting to think that maybe Bruce Bochy isn’t very smart.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 26, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you sure?

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 26, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have to rely on Barry Zito to beat the Dodgers tomorrow. :(

by Natto on Apr 26, 2009 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY DONT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT ZITO IS THROWING BETTER?

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 26, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smart Money-

Barry Zito beats himself

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Apr 26, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got a ticket to this game. I won’t be there long.

by SFGuy on Apr 26, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

My son is going to destroy the Dodgers. So boo to you, Natto.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 26, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Alyssa Milano's Vagina will cart him on and off the field

whenever it’s Zito vs. Dodgers you have to factor her vagina in at some point.

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 26, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

All the optimism just got shit on by Brian Wilson

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 26, 2009 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

JT looks weird in a suit.

by Natto on Apr 26, 2009 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I read that as

“JT looks weird in a slut.”

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 26, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we all would.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 26, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

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