Gameday Thread 2
by Natto on Apr 26, 2009 2:04 PM PDT
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Fuck you, Ojeda
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
weakly hit flare is the new pop-up
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
your a little late though
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
Poor Nate.
Bochey’s thinking “Velez would have willed that to drop.”
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
THAT IS THE DEFINITION OF CLUTCH
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TI is going to put an end to this flare/pop-up bullcrap
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
served with pico de gallo?
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Gallo: Dirtbag
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEY
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEY
KING OF THE STREETS
BOB’S WORST SONG
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
So far: 3 hits, 1 with solid contact. But we’ll take the run
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions
Ish,
Please try to sit back on a CHU
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2009 2:08 PM PDT reply actions
lol
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Apr 26, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
are we the only 3 to get that?
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
Probably
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Apr 26, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Runners will be going!
Maybe Bengie could now score on a double.
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Ultimate Bad Beat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdurs0C8mTM
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
Check out those two dorks.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
SODA
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Apr 26, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
FIZZY DRINK
(actually, I say soda or soft drink)
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Or sometimes I say, “a cool, refreshing beverage.”
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
IT BURNS
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Apr 26, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
How about ‘chest-of-drawers’ instead of ‘dresser’? It took me years to figure out they weren’t saying ‘chester drawers’.
I say that sometimes.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
MATT
FINISH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Man
The Blue Jays are now 14-6.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
I hope they win the AL East this year. Then the Orioles win it next year.
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The first year neither the Red Sox nor the Yankees make the playoffs, except tons of hand-wringing about how baseball is dead.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
All the people who make tons of money off the Red Sox and Yankees will talk nonstop about how baseball needs them.
They will be the only ones to say this.
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I’m adopting them and the Pirates as my official non-Giant teams this year.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
STFD REYNOLDS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Sit
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 26, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions
I thought so, too.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
sit
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
STFD, BYRNES!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions
STFD BYRNES
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
That curve scares the crap out of me
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Call Matt Cain Maggie Simpson, because he just popped a cap in Mr. Byrnes
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Walks
iohjnqor3wijhn
8-8 - Winners of 6 out of 7. Thanks, bullpen.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Pride of Norwich.
Matt keeps walking Upton
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I hear he’s just a little emotional because Upton stole his autographed The Notebook bluray.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Justin Upton, OBP Machine
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Another 2 out rally. He is going to get burned.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
And the pitcher is up
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
…we’ll know the Giants are pitching.
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z
FTLOG
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
this may not end well…
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Don't walk the pitcher, [Giants pitcher]
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This is a pitcher who’s been in the AL until this year.
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Edgardo!
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Apr 26, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
never a doubt in my mind...
that he would git on base
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
I absolutely thought that was going to go through.
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heartbeat returning to normal
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
did anyone catch the pre pitch positioning by rent?
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
I thought of this place when I saw this, in light of the Orangina discussion yesterday.
Warning: NSFW.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
OK guys, back to the all bloop offense.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions
All right offense.
Jon Garland is a piece of garbage, and you need to torch him here.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
a hit. burriss…..?!??!?!?!?!?!
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
HITS!
Straight steal please.. then bunt him to 3rd.
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
+1
milk it for a few pitches, for a favorable count
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
PHEW I DON’T HAVE TO FREAK OUT ABOUT BURRISS
I said I’d wait until he got to 2-39, and he managed to avoid it.
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by groug on Apr 26, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Jon Garland’s page on BR is $80. That seems overpriced.
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Kim Batiste was a bargain.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Jon Garland fucking sucks haha.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
hehe
I was just reading “Destination Moon” to my son the other night.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
GARLAND THINKS HE’S PITCHING FOR THE GIANTS
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
lulz
It’s funny cause it’s true.
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/sinister music plays as Randy Winn approaches
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
THIS IS YOUR DOING
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Apr 26, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I read that as “THIS IS YOUR DONG”
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
You just made me think of The Todd
DONG FIVE
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Aaaand AZ Snakepit goes crazy.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Klassy
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
fuck
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2009 2:28 PM PDT reply actions
Wynn proving he is unrated.
8-8 - Winners of 6 out of 7. Thanks, bullpen.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Pride of Norwich.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 26, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
didn’t see that coming
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions
Cameraman fail
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Giants baseball!
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
nice camera work there
the equivalent of closing your eyes and hoping it goes away
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
Hey, remember when Matt Cain got run support? That was awesome.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
that never happened
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Exactly
Because when the Giants score for Matt Cain, he gets wins. Since He Doesn’t Know How To Win, that obviously couldn’t be allowed to continue.
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We all knew it couldn’t last forever.
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Giants have already used up all of their Matt Cain Runs for the year
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
Green eggs don’t seem healthy.
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Hey guys
I think he’s gonna throw a first pitch curve.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
D-Backs “kid in the booth” is very nervous. Grace interrogating him. Seems a little cruel.
8-8 - Winners of 6 out of 7. Thanks, bullpen.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Pride of Norwich.
Is the interview for his circle jerk charity?
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Gracie should offer him some candy… it ALWAYS works
by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 26, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
run panda run
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
aieeeeee
DESTROYER OF WORLDS
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
Pabs took the crappy pitch then swung at the fat one!
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
baserunning fail
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
SON OF A BITCH
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
baserunning fail
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions
You can’t walk off the Latin America.
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YOU IDIOT PANDA
I need the link to the 2002 NLCS video stat people. I can’t find it on YouTube with searching.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
I think there was a link to it in the old Profile thread. In Natto’s.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
BUT I NEED IT NOW *kinda drinking *
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Go to the website of the guy who made it: http://www.olliefu.com/
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San Francisco Giants
Finding new ways to kill rallies on a daily basis.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions
How many runs for the year do you think we lose because Bengie is slow? 95% of baseball gets to 2nd base on that play.
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
AHAHAFUCKINGHAHA
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
ugh
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Aaron Rowand
San Francisco Giant
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Giants are just murdering these rallies in cold blood
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
He's distracted by Amy G.'s stunning beauty?
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 26, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
ishi!
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
HOLY SNAP
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 26, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions
way to stick with it Travis
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions
Ball glances off of Ishikawa’s glove. He runs to corral it and makes a barehanded pickup and throw to Cain on first.
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I think he’d have been safe if he didn’t slide.
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NEVER SLIDE INTO FIRST BASE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
you’re missing the point.
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
The point is that Krukow should have his vocal chords removed.
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 26, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
okay idiot,
the point with his statement is that you will see great plays happen with some regularity because it is the big leagues: which is something to be reminded of. Now go watch the A’s and/or commit suicide.
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
they will be removed
when he retires and they’ll end up in the Hall of Fame.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL BUTTHURT RAY FOSSE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
FAIL
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 26, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I like pop ups
When the Giants dont hit them
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
That fastball was right down the middle..
I’m surprised Reynolds didnt kill that
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
damn TI plays some pretty D.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
3 fucking innings in a row.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
+1
I have the feeling that his BA won’t stay below .200 for too long.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
:))))))))))))))))))))
CASH MONEY BABY
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
deja vu
Byrnes must love this pic (I know I do)
by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 26, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
hes not that much closer this time either.
by agiantmistake on Apr 26, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.
by imovermyhead on Apr 26, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
SUCK IT BYRNES
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I can deal with him getting on base if he keeps fucking it up afterward lol
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 26, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Kuip has had enough of this shit
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
we only need 1 hr this inning.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I shouldn't get so excited
they will fuck this up somehow
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
now bochy will pinch run for him.
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
I’m the last guy onto the Schierholtz bus, but here I come.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
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by Natto on Apr 26, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Still epic
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Will never be not epic.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 26, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
But then the Giants would have a guy on 3rd with less than 2 outs
and you know how that goes…
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
bAH. hE WOULD HAVE HAD A TRIPLE THERE.
8-8 - Winners of 6 out of 7. Thanks, bullpen.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Pride of Norwich.
no, TI
don’t help Garland out.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
baserunning fail
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions
really?
this is some kind of sick joke right?
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Fuck
They don’t deserve this game. Idiots.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions
JUGGERNATE FAIL
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 26, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions
false
A lot he could have done to prevent that. Especially with no outs.
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
[correction]
nothing he could do there… when he’s halfway to 3b
by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 26, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Finding new ways to fail every inning.
8-8 - Winners of 6 out of 7. Thanks, bullpen.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Pride of Norwich.
POOP
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
the team is just afraid to score for Matt.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions
One more inning of Cain, then FLEW PHs
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Then Melonhead can show off his bullpen handling acumen
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 26, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Its like they are trying to find way to lose
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
eeheehee
It’s gotten past anger. I laughed out loud when Nate was retired.
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
a lot of mediocre pitchers look efficient against us.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Fun Stat
With the Giants at bat, opposing pitchers average 11.2 pitches per inning.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!
I hope.
do we still lead the league in O-Swing?
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
nice stat and not in the least surprising
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 26, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
It's made up
And completely impossible to achieve. We’d need to average 3.7 pitches per AB and have an OBP of .000 to do that. And yet three people fell for it. That’s how bad our offense is.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!
I hope.
holy shit. crazy crash to end the nascar race.
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
Grargh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
This is the point where in previous seasons Matt would give up the go ahead run after limiting the damage all game and then end up losing
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
yay!
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
YES
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
LUCK!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT DIAMONDBACKS
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
ARRRGHHHHHH….WHAT JUST HAPPENED? Gameday sucks and I am in Portland. Somebody help!!!!
Robby Thompson "hey Hinshaw, let me see your hat for a minute."
Alex HInshaw "Why?"
Robby Thompson ,"You'll see...."
STFD GARLAND
NOW SCORE RUNS FOR MATT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
stfd!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions
Well done, Matt Cain, well done.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
This has been a wacky game.
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This game has turned in to “who will fuck up fucking up first?”
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Please score some runs for Matt Cain, Giants. Otherwise he’ll be back out there for the 8th.
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Teams that swing at more pitches out of the strike zone than the Giants:
. . . .
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Why would I want to watch more people sing the stupid Subway jingle?
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I’ll have to make a note not to sing that if I ever meet you.
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is it worse than mini sirloin burgers? :P
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Actually, yes. The Subway one has lasted a long time.
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This WF commercial sucks. Bring back Winn & Fred!
Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
i feel bad for being glad matty didn't get win =(
i hate fantasy baseball. guy stole matt cain and bilson from me :(
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
a run here and he might
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
could be worse, I am in a league of mainly Dodger lovers and one guys was “forced” to take Cain. what an asshole.
Robby Thompson "hey Hinshaw, let me see your hat for a minute."
Alex HInshaw "Why?"
Robby Thompson ,"You'll see...."
LOL wow. that sucks ;P
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
will LF gap work?
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
/embarassed
I meat LF
going the other way usually works against two seam guys.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
I like Fred Lewis
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
I can’t wait to see this double play!
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Leadoff double
They have the Giants right where they want them!
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
leadoff double
I’ve seen this movie before.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
3rd time's a charm?
Please don’t fuck this up AGAIN Giants
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
YEAH PRODUCTIVE OUT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
progress
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
What kind of double play will happen this time? I’m going to say strike out and Lewis caught stealing home
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Lewis almost blew it!
Oh, REALLY NOW?
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
rent is due
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
your check bounced
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
Here comes the hack on a pitch in the dirt
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions
we’re not gonna score
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Thank you, Commandant Obvious.
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I have a tummyache :(
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by Sammy Danger on Apr 26, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone else remember that one AB a few years ago where a Dodger fouled off about 15 pitches before hitting a homer? That probably won’t happen here.
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good AB
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions
yup
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
10
It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.
by imovermyhead on Apr 26, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Argh
Man, everyone knows what is going to happen next.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 26, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions
worst walk ever
not very helpful right now…
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This is going to be a very pedestrian double play, isn’t it?
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your fish have never rooted so hard for a basehit
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 26, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
uncalled for
unless the fish are d-backs fans
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 26, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
ok quick predict the double play
I predict 1-4-3 just for funsies
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double steal
both caught
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time for Panda to go yard.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions
I did my job!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
new Giants motto?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Would be a good time for HR #1.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Brother should hit like Jacks Williams
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huzzah!!!
Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 26, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Dave made me think that was gonna be in play
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
yeah
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Get out of play Get out of play Get out of play
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
this one will not be a strike
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Stop posting and get back behind the plate, Montero.
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UGGGGH I can’t take this!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
LOOL yes
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
PANDAR POWERZ
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
IT’S PANDA TIME BITCHES!!!
Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
Somewhere between “over his head” and “at his eyes” is Pablo’s threshold for not swinging.
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PANDA EXPRESS
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 26, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions
+800
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by Sammy Danger on Apr 26, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
PABLOOOOOOO
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
HOLY FUCK
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH <3333333
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
Pablo!
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
PANDABOMB!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions
HOLY EFFING SHIT PANDA!!!
Matt Cain loves you forever.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 26, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions
My jaw literally dropped at how awesome that was
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
POW!
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Much of it belonging to Matt Cain.
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THAT WAS AWESOME!!
SO MUCH BETTER THAN A DOUBLE PLAY
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
hah, that was the pitch we were telling him not to swing at
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
nah that was a lil lower
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
they’ve been going above the hands high, that was a bit lower……..
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
Well, I’ve been telling him not to swing at the one directly at his hands, too.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Sandoval looks better than Reynolds at 3B.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
and then were four
Krukow can stop whining about his lack of ribbies
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
that was a total jack. I loves me some Panda.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2009 3:17 PM PDT reply actions
i just got asked to quite down in the library from shitting a complete brick all over the place
by wanna Ishikawa? on Apr 26, 2009 3:17 PM PDT reply actions
If you were shitting all over the place, I wouldn’t think the sound would be the biggest problem.
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Can’t wait to watch the replay of that HR on sfgiants.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
So, anyone off the top of your head know how many games Cain has lost when the Giants give him 4 runs or more?
losses for Cain where the Giants scored 4+ with him in
May 8, 2008, PIT
June 25, 2006 OAK
Aug 12, 2006 LA* This one is close, they scored the 4th run the inning he came out.
That’s it. There are lots more where Cain got shelled, came out and the Giants ended up scoring 4+
And, no those were not off the top of my head.
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Reynolds fail
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 26, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions
Double switch
BITCHES!
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