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Are pigs the most delicious animal? Discuss.

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Pig flu

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

MANBEARPIG FLU

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 serial!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

First

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Only in Bacon form

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Pigs are delicious in many forms.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

But they are the most delicious to me when in the form of bacon

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. And only if crispy. Floppy bacon is gross.

(And yes, I realize you guys can do something icky with that).

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

my son (4 and a half)

calls the floppy stuff “sweet” bacon, and he won’t touch the crispy stuff.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a very Giants AB, Nate. Keep it up and you’ll get some starts.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s a quick learner.

by non sequitur on Apr 25, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fried pork skin…mmmm

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 25, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

A challenge for the stat-minded among us

When was the last time the Giants were:

a. at .500 after 10 or more games
b. above .500 after 10 games or more.

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

1954?

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 25, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

2007 to both

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a little worried about Pablito

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

isn't he supposed to hit a homer

every now and then? This is the guy won the Venezuela home run derby vs. Miguel Cabrera this year.

by Hummfugginbaby on Apr 25, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean Shoes?

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have watched him now , live , for two games

and he likes to bounce to rhythms either real or imaginary…so maybe it’s a reference to dancing shoes?

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 26, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

My dinner consisted of crispy roast pork, chicken marinaded with hoisin sauce, salmon, and mustard greens.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Delicious

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am so, so jealous.

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Apr 25, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you had your shots yet?

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I eat salted cod. There is no food that my stomach can’t digest.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 25, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did it come with rat feces?

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I couldn’t afford any extra toppings.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 25, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oakland was not for behind in that report

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have no idea what's on the SF "Super Hot" footlong at Chase.

And for that matter neither do I.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 26, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

/random bashing of Coliseum

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

win

unrated

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Schoenweiss jewish?

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s left-handed

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehehe

Eric Byrnes nickname on bbref is “Crash Test Dummy”

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

IT

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that Dwight in the last picture?

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was my first thought too.

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Apr 25, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Assistant to the Assistant IT

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Michael

Oh thats funny….MICHAEL!

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Krukow says Aurilia needs more at bats.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

You know what? Fuck it

Just give him all the at bats. for every position.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk: "Bochy is going to clean the bench tomorrow"

Isn’t that what Velez is for?

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

What are all these lefties doing hitting against lefties?!

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Doesn’t make any sense!

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy is taking a nap.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bless you Natto.

Now maybe i can follow what the peanut gallery is saying.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Mark Grace

Obsessed with Pablo’s shoes.

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Be glad he’s only talking about the shoes.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

shivers.

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants pwn you Grace

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he obsessed with the shoe size. Because you can tell a lot about a man by the size of his shoes.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about a woman’s shoe size?

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Such as his shoe size.

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Apr 25, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

And sock size

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Women like a big socks

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD SNYDER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m thankful for Chris Snyder.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeremy Affeldt is going to pitch 162 games this year

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Seems like a low number.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fist pump’s a plenty

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

AGENT JACK TERRORIST FIST PUMP

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

175

(including playoffs)

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howry > Tyler Walker

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo’s shoe > Tyler Walker

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that they don’t go to commercials during pitching changes anymore. Not on the radio anyway

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

They sure as hell do on the TV. And they put in the most annoying ones.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly you should be listening to the radio

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then I wouldn’t be able to see Torres.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard good things about him.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He walks around on flippers.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 25, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody can afford to pay for commercials anymore.

by Merope on Apr 25, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD SNYDER

Although it feels a bit mean to say that to a guy who is hitting under .100 currently.

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah because the Giants will pick him up

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bocock

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

When its time for a change…

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

So, coming into today’s game, Burriss had an OPS+ of 10.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

must be up to like 15 now

WHOOOO!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wooowww

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zorak stil at - 45 ?

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

-48

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Small Sample Size Theater always amuses me.
Maybe it’s because I am married and my wife doesn’t let me pull wings off flies.
/Shrugs

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

pitching pitching pitching

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

D-Backs

Inexplicably picking a song that is jazzy and included the lyric “I shimmied and gave a letter to the postman” as their pitching change tune.

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

DBacks guys talking about the Not for Sale campaign.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s Wynndy in AZ tonight, eh Kuip?

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I liked that inning.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt is a man

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I like him

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I approve of this statemant.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

EFFICIENCY

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

JAPANESE TV WRIST WATCH

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Went to go #1

And it’s already another commercial

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Texas Military Institute?

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

must’ve been a typo, should have been TIM, who is a #1.

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. TMI is if he tells us how much he shook it when he was done.

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I keep mine in my laptop bag when I walk around.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 25, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got a Belkin neoprene case for mine.

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cue King Missile. . .

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I toe the rubber with mine

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wear it around my neck.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know why, but this whole line of discussion is very amusing. Thanks, dudes.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB Extra Innings

I could flip around to other games.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Three more outs, three more outs

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

OK – have to admit, I liked that commercial.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

This year’s commercials are a big improvement over last year’s.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt = Not a fuckhead

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 25, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Naturally

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beautiful likeness

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s so unusual about that?

by non sequitur on Apr 25, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have never in my life cared about someone’s ankle.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alice, are you having devilish thoughts there?

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That reminds me

It’s kind of weird that we haven’t played the Rockies yet, considering we’re in the same division as them.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd rather watch commercials

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

sizzle

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain

sux

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

This makes me happy:

http://www.thebaseballcube.com/players/B/Madison-Bumgarner.shtml

Check out the “Scouting Report”

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Only 99 for K-Rating?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I don’t know what’s up with that. Maybe they just don’t think some one could be perfect.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bonds is only a 98 for Power!

by non sequitur on Apr 25, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol..

That was the 2nd guy I looked at after seein MadBum

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s some bullshit.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

/joke at wcw’s expense

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Torres walks here

he might be my favorite giants batter

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I LIKE TORRES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres walk machine

by Shoeless on Apr 25, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres Torres

OBP Machine

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres > Rowand?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Apr 25, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

More The Forbidden Result for a Giants P.A.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

oh god no….

NOT VELEZ!!!!

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Always the appropriate response.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Say it with me, " What are the chances he gets this out of the infield?"

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty good, apparently.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

that still works.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t care. I still hate him.

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF was that Zorak?

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Eugenio’s own unique brand of wtf.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 25, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know from the bio thread

that y’all hate the Designated Hitter rule.

But how much better would the Giants be if they could have DHs for 2B, SS. and 3B?

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, out of the infield even.

by Merope on Apr 25, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

eh

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

EPIC-NOT-FAILIO!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Hell=Frozen Over

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I would be cool with the Giants scoring more runs.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Double steeaaall!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Boch, perfect place to call a double steal!

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you say

DOUBLE SWITCH?

- Bochy’s opinion

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Velez gets picked off?

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

He might try to go, although he probably shouldn’t since Torres is at second.

by non sequitur on Apr 25, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hush! No putting those kind thoguhts into the Mantiss.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

if velez is on first

and aurillia is batting with 1 out….

Which happens first, pick off or GIDP? Pickoff/K?

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowkermania vs. Reno

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

2 run single in the 1st

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

NICE!

I love my hometown, but I love Bowker more!

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 25, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That looks like Torres

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I live near Reno and have tickets for when Fresno is in town in a couple weeks. Lookin forward to that>

by Shoeless on Apr 25, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little Giants up 4-2

Crawford 3-3
Posey 2-3 with a double

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just going to post that.

No K’s for Craw so far tonight

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear that Posey guy is pretty good.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, he’s no Justin Smoak.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

(who is hitting .283/.400/.434 with 2 HR atm FWIW)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

rumors

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.

by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 25, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s no Jason Heyward

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 25, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

♥ Jason Heyward ♥

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Name me 1 Bad Ass named JASON. (Besides Seaver)

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 25, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Voorhies was a major oversight on my part…

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 25, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bourne?

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this guy is hilarious

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just noticed that he looks like a younger Kelsey Grammer.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not American

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 25, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE FIRST RED RANGER

YEAHHHH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite Ranger.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

WRONG TOMMY WAS THE BEST

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLUE RANGER FUCKERS

but who didn’t love tommy, really?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a crush on the second black ranger.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tommy got the best costumes and Zords

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had that talking flute, fuck yeah.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a talking tiger dagger!

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are the records of the minor league teams if anyone knows off hand?

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

San Jose Giants >>>>>>>>>>>>everyone else

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why LOL? Should it have been a DP?

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could have been. It would have been tough. It was a high chopper.

by non sequitur on Apr 25, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

Lopez made a shitty throw.

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the throw from 2b to 1b was on-line, it would have been.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

^^ What they all said.

by satyricrash on Apr 25, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

seeing their infield “d” is makeing me feel real good about ours. Real good.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is our defense doing?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo had his first error of the season tonight

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would say – so far- i like the looks of our infield “D” better than the the last 2 years squads.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had Omar then though.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

and just how much was he on the field?

No denying Omar was great.
 but as a whole i like the looks of this better. There is no sense that at any moment a hamstring with snap and a single “A” guy will be playing for 2 weeks.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d say we’re better at 3b, 2b and 1b this year.

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

 That and they are young. I really expected more miscues the first 2 months or so then they would level out. That fact it has been a week w/o a charged E says something.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ehh

I hope two runs are enough for Wilson.

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

MERKIN VALDEZ SIGHTING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s Spanish for Nate Schierholtz.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you. my spainish to english dictionary is upstairs.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should make Velez the team enforcer. Just have him take out good opposing players by running into them.

I never did like Tony Clark. I want to see Velez run full speed into him. Or that hot-head Mark Renolds.

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

HAIRSTON?!?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez would bounce harmlessly off of Clark.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s win-win.

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone else actually prefer a 1 run lead when Wilson comes in for the 9th?

by Shoeless on Apr 25, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

No,

He scares the shit out of me.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he seems to bear down only when he has to.

by Shoeless on Apr 25, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a sick way

Sometimes.

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well sure … but then it wouldn’t be a save

by Shoeless on Apr 25, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

+109

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

@BrianWilson38

i woke up with a MOHAWK and tattoos all over my body this morning. What on Earth did I do last night?

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

A typical Lars weekend in the ’80’s!

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 25, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

His tweets are hilarious.

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Apr 25, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

By far my favorite person on Twitter. He spent his entire off day with Zito, and they were both tweeting about everything.

Alright, fine, I admit it! "Hydration Technician" really DOES just mean "water boy!"

by giantfan5 on Apr 25, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey guys, Just got online, did I really see Sanchez in a relief role?

by scout6 on Apr 25, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep and he looked good

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not as good as Torres!

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not as good-looking as Torres!

There – fixed it.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooh

Idk about that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better velocity on his fastball.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP JERKIN HIM AROUNG GINAT BRASSS!!! 1!

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re only jerking themselves

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone does it.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pumpin 95 MPH non stop

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

better watch out for chafing

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRIAN

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you getting a quicker feed than everybody else?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gameday Audio usually seems pretty fast

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Justin Miller needs a win.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Figured the tying run would come to the plate.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 25, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

obligatory Wilson baserunner

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 25, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

comes standard on all models

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 25, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m always stunned when Reynolds gets a hit off a strikeout pitcher.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

oh god damn it

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

BETTER WATCH OUT TONY CLARK, VELEZ IS COMING FOR YOU!!!

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Double play, please.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I am in favor of this plan.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what I was trying to say. Wilson ALWAYS allows 1 run to score when he comes in with a two run lead. (Well, often anyways)

by Shoeless on Apr 25, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian: “Okay”

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These are some close pitches that he’s taking.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish him

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD TONY CLARK

YEAHHH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD CLARK

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 25, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Clark, you are so old, you should be playing on a 5 year contract for the Giants OH SNAP!

by scout6 on Apr 25, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

AT&T PARK SHOULD BE CALLED JURASSIC PARK

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jurassic park is scary, in the dark.

by scout6 on Apr 25, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

frightening
All those dinosaurs are running wild!

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh shit

Byrnes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

GO FUCK YOURSELF BYRNES

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon Wilson – make this quick. I gotta go read a story to the young’un.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOOOOAALLLLLLL!!!

Setoguchi Sharks 2-0

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 25, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

whoooo

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRIAN

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

/ Exile is standing

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 25, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Why did you post the picture of Khalil Greene?

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do you have a pic of Khalil Greene?

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You and Natto are sharing a keyboard today? That’s precious.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 25, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

My apologies to Wilson.

by Shoeless on Apr 25, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Over.

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 25, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAHHHHHHHHHHH

GIANTS

.500

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

DANCE!

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN!

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 25, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT ERIC BYRNES

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

.500

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 25, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

DANCE NO. 5 !!!!!!

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 25, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

WE'RE 500?!?!?!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew!

And suck it, Diamondbacks.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

win

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

The emotion oozes.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still slowed by epic amounts of chicken and booze.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

.500 baseball!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf

we won? again?

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

BRYNES FAIL

GIANTS WIN AGAIN! THAT’S RIGHT, AGAIN!

by scout6 on Apr 25, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

.500!!!!

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

My grandma is asking me why it looks like the same players keep playing against themselves.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Apr 25, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also earlier she asked why the Winn dropped his bat before he started running.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

When the D-backs play the Giants, playing against themselves is about right.

by Shoeless on Apr 25, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK

IT
BYRNES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants' pitches were not

Staying Fat for Eric Byrnes

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 25, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Excellent

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEOW. This is genuinely frightening.

by non sequitur on Apr 25, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet Dancing Christ

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always thought Randy Johnson looked like Monty Burns.

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 25, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Stayed up for the whole game?

Gamer.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s something Bruces Boner couldn’t do.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, RJ did only throw like 3.1 innings.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Bruces Boner is not made of porcelain so what is its excuse?

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRIAN WILSON IS CHUCK NORRIS

Roundhouse kick FTW!!!!

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Apr 25, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

San Diego wearing their brown helmets/caps tonight (retro night)

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

aka

Shit Hats

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and getting their asses kicked in the process.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 25, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

500

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Dwight Randall Winn

Is Awesome

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Like Randolph Lungren?

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are we good?

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 25, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Best MLB team in all of San Francisco.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 25, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

" Their still Shitty"

Got to love the grounds crew in first Major League movie.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, the bullpen is pretty okay, you guys.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

5-3 SLUGFEST!

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

The kid whose top of the head keeps getting in the picture is a bit distracting, though.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Grant is around.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

you just know if you make a post-game thread, he’s going to steal your thunder again.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/4/25/853844/offense-bails-out-starting

I fill my jacket with Natto’s thunder. It keeps me warm like tauntaun blubber.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 25, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/4/25/853844/offense-bails-out-starting

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I thought they smelled bad… ugh, on the outside

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

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