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Schierholtz? Anyone?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is that? Did the team call up a pitcher from AAA this after noon?

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’d rather have Velez?

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

put it this way

if he swings through the next 6 pitches he sees, it won’t really be much different.

by sayheybk on Apr 25, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

EVERYTHING APPEARS FINE AND DANDY

by thebighead on Apr 25, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

OH YES I LOVE DOUBLE SWITCHES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE THEM EVEN MORE IN THE FOURTH INNING

by thebighead on Apr 25, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a Scott free zone.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

SEVEN WALKS: FAIL

Still in despair.
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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 25, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Score update

Top 4, Dodgers 6, Rockies 3.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Great, now I have the theme song to James Bond Jr stuck in my head. Thanks, Natto.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

bochey

managing the shit outta this game and he’s loving every minute of it.

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 25, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott is going to be in TEARS.

by satyricrash on Apr 25, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

HE BLEEDS HUSTLE AND GRIT

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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 25, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey this is a Scott free zone.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bye Scott!

That’s Scott. He’s a dick.

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was almost supercool.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

"Only 2-0"??

Uhh Flem, 2-0 is A LOT.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

alomst…

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Kind of a dis to pull your #5 hitter and his gamerishness. .

by ho-hum baby on Apr 25, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play, Ishi

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Merkin Valdez still in the pen?

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

He and Nate Schierholtz are vacationing in the Bahamas.

Bruce Bochy has not noticed.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy’s brain is vacationing in the Bahamas.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bruce Bochy has not noticed.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s a Merkin Valdez? Is that like a Nate Schierholtz?

Still in despair.
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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 25, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big Head says its a shipment of Fail.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

miller fail

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

dude was safe by 3 steps

LULZ

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks blue.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, he was safe.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

mark lolnolds

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell happened to that ball?

by non sequitur on Apr 25, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

engrish

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

GLOVE! GLOVE!! GLOVE!!!!

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Reynolds is a hot head.

by robbgin on Apr 25, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Can you blame him?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

what

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

So - how exactly have the D-Backs only scored 2 runs?

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad call at first

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

D-Backs fail, too.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The umpires love us.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are a band of lovable scamps.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I clicked on that and then went “Why did I click on that” before it even loaded.

It didn’t load, by the way. I don’t have permission to access that on this server.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You aren’t missing much.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon, Ishi. Get on base.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

$100 fine for Reynolds. Does that even cover a major leaguer’s per diem?

by non sequitur on Apr 25, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT A HIT

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

-sincerely,
Rich Aurilia

by sayheybk on Apr 25, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where was Byrnes? I thought he was Doctor Hustle or something.

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Deep cleansing breaths, Reynolds.

by robbgin on Apr 25, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

reads in the box score as a line drive.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

another deep drive caught on the warning track LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Kuiper

Still in despair.
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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 25, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

No, it was Burriss who was hitting.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will Manny ever break the tie for homers he has with Kuip?

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Diamondbacks batting .224 with an OPS of .674

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

so someone else is feeling our pain for a bit.

Yes that pleases me.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark Reynolds tries really really hard.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

you stole my thought

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

+ mad bling factor

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

And don’t forget he’s kinda hot.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

How could I forget?

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is The Forbidden Result for a Giants P.A. ?

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

We just need 4 more walks and this game is tied!

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

3 more

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather have four.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your avatar seems to be appropriate right now.

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

TNWHS

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He decided to take it in another direction.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

FRELL LEWIS

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Giants

Still in despair.
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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 25, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

That wasn’t a strike at first..

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, whassup with Fred and all his strike outs this season (19)? Bad Fred.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

He had 124 last season, so this isn’t a recent development

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed, but his rate has accelerated (those 124 strikes came in 133 games – his 19 so far have come in 15+ games). And he should be getting better, not worse. And a guy who strikes out this often should not lead off the order.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lewis has to stop looking at strike three.

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

hey at least it took him more then 3 pitches to makes that K.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will NEVER criticize

a giant for taking a pitch. Ever.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

fred swung the bat once there. in that entire AB.

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

STOP SAYING SWINGTHROUGH

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Get on base, Edgar.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d do the SHUTOUT thing, but I can totally believe the Giants have NO RUNS. It just wouldn’t be honest.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Full count

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Here we go Edgar, here we go

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

we’re not going to score a run.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants baseball.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

stop that

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES MY DASTARDLY PLAN WORKED

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

RENTERIA!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

WOO!

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

EDGAR!!!

Johnson off the hook

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 25, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

CLUTHC

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT IS NOT DEAD WHICH CAN ETERNAL LIE

and in strange eons, even Renteria can get ribbies

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by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome!

The 2008-2009 Colorado Avalanche: Slumpbusters

by Jibblescribbits on Apr 25, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

LOCK HIM UP SABES!!!

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

OPTIMISM!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally -Gar strikes!!

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d like to take credit for that with my “Here we go Edgar” cheer

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

No, it was totally my reverse jinx.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m siding with jponry here.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I concur

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough. but don’t stop now. We could use Renetria back at home this side.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was nice of Johnson that even when he struggled pretty badly, he managed to limit the damage more or less.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for Winn to do his thing.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

3-0

Watch Winn K looking.

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

RANDY WINN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

RANNNNDY WINNER!!

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 25, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

AZ Snakepit explodes

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

UNFREAKINRATED!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

RANDY MAKES ME WYNN UNRATEDLY!

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BEARS

BEETS

BATTLE STAR GALACTICA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

More Awesome

The 2008-2009 Colorado Avalanche: Slumpbusters

by Jibblescribbits on Apr 25, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Unrated Wynn homers!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh yeah and...

OPTIMISM!!!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

wWINN

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

RANDY!!!!!!!

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 25, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Heyyy randy snake killer.

Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on Apr 25, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

That Bullpen Area has been good to us...

Bengie yesterday, Randy now.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 25, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that what Run Dingerz.exe supose to look like?

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Flannery flashing the HR sign.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I realy thought only our pithcers would run it. the last few days are beginging to make me wonderr though.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe we'll get lucky

and it will format Bochy’s hard drive.

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by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip is shocked lol.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

So am I

Don’t pretend you’re not.

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""

.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 25, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m shocked… SHOCKED! that you would think I was shocked.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this is feeling is called “happiness”. It’s intresting. May I have some more please?

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is this feeling? It’s not like envy, or even hungry!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rated M

For MONEY!

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I love hearing

Bye Bye Baby

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 25, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Score update in Denver

Heading to the top of the 6th, Dodgers 6, Rockies 5

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy!

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I HAVE A RAGING BONER

by thebighead on Apr 25, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

TMI, BOCHY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

look at that bighead!

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 25, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL at HRs after a coaching visit to the mound. Well THAT was a big help!

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Was that what a rally looks like?

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Clearly

Aaron Rowand was holding this offense back.

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by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Finally someone figures it out!

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Too paraphrase from Axe Murder, " If it’s Scott its crap?"

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hits home runs for the San Francisco Giants.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hits home runs for the Giants

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not unrated.

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina is slow lol!

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got home..

runs?!?! what happened to RJ?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

He didn’t have his stuff but he managed to limit the damange.

Then DINGERZ.EXE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Q: What do you think would have to happen for Molina to hit an inside the park HR?

by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember in The Natural when the guy runs right through the wall and dies?

That.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, I’m imagining this now and it’s great.

by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also that scene in Angels in the Outfield where the Angels make the ball bounce hilariously all around everywhere

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw that movie again for the first time in a long time a few years ago and I had forgotten how creepy the angels were.

by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ball decapitates center fielder – ambulance gives Bengie ride to home plate.

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

ball gets stuck under the outfield wall?

by Merope on Apr 25, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

All nine defensive players colliding and knocking each other out

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously Superman would have to reversing the Earth’s rotation again.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

A squirrel grabs the ball in his mouth and Juan Pierre has to chase it around for twenty minutes.

by satyricrash on Apr 25, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He would need to hit it to deep right center, and the CF and RF would need to run into each other and knock noggins, resulting in both of them losing consciousness. The LF, running in to cover, would then blow a hammie and pull up lame, unable to reach the ball. By now, Bengie would be at second. The 2B goes out to fetch the ball, but wasn’t paying attention and doesn’t know where the ball ended up (it’s nestled at the base of the wall). He looks back and sees Molina chugging around the bases, and starts laughing so hard he falls over, and can’t get to the ball. Eventually, Money makes it across home plate.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

….4 hours later.

I like this story.

by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

How nice of the Giants to hold off on the run scoring until I turned on the TV.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 25, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Reynolds

Is a terrible defensive third baseman.

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

also – the sky is up

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greg Papa – also ugly in black and white.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

He reminds me of a zombie.

by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

grrraaaargh

TOUCHDOWN BRAAAAAAAINZ RRRRRRRRRAIDERS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shuffles forward into ACME Chophouse

by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

its uncanny how molina was still able to be thrown out on that grounder. its ok, i’m still pretty aroused.

by thebighead on Apr 25, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Your Johnson's still Randy?

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 25, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who are you kidding – There may not need to be pitching change for a couple innings so your taking a nap again.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD TONY CLARK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

you old, crafty bastard.

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this plucky little Giants team

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I do not like this Eric Byrnes.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 25, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid Byrnes

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Well there’s Byrnes.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

DIE BYRNES DIE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eric BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB(yrne)s

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

BYNERNES

BLOW ME

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I has sad now

That’s the Run Dingerrz.exe i remember.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, they’re giving that an error.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok

That’s enough Miller for now, thanks.

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

IGood luck with that. I’m pretty sure Big Head is napping again

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless it’s Affeldt/Howry time, you’re out of luck.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 25, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing bighead’s boner is now a semi

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn it Sandoval, a skinny person makes that play!

Why does Sabean always look constipated?

by TexasRanger on Apr 25, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

You Velez ?

/snickers

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naw I’m nate, AND I CAN PLAY THERE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET ME PLAY SOMEWHERE. At least let me out of this stupid cage

Why does Sabean always look constipated?

by TexasRanger on Apr 25, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He threw a slider that turned into dust.

by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol nothing really.. threw 80 pitches in 4 innings.. boch just took him out i guess

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 25, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

control problems maybe? :)

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 25, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez is in the bullpen.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

If he goes in, I doubt he pitches long.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Sandoval’s Mistake” sounds like a great name for a book.

by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got in from the massive NFL draft eating/drinking/viewing party at my mom’s house. Very excited about MICHAEL CRABTREE!!!! Hoping the Niners get Jarron Gilbert from San Jose State in Round 3. LOLing at the Raiders.

Liking what happened in the Giants game, except for this Byrnes homer business.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

MICHAEL CRABTREEEEEEEE!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

EDNA KRABAPEL

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You didn’t miss anything.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had epic amounts of Wingstop and beer. Holy Jesus god in heaven. I feel like I ate my body weight in hot wings.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Wingstop opened up not too far from home – been wanting to try it out. So you’d recommend it, then?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The lemon/pepper wings are great

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its all about the Garlic Parmesan

Why does Sabean always look constipated?

by TexasRanger on Apr 25, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The flavors I like include garlic parmesan, hot, cajun, and mild. Lemon pepper is good but a bit too salty.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Highly recommended.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wings and a bucket of fries.

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The tater salad is also very good.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am I to assume the draft was just the excuse for a day of eating and drinking?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

As if one needs an excuse for that.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 25, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mel Kiper’s hair makes me want to drink.

by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was a helmet

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll take his hair to the dry cleaners on Monday.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to see his hair fight Gordon Beckhams hair.

by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Gordon Beckham were to shave his head, the world would discover that his head is shaped like a cube.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 25, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit

Gordon looks like an 80’s Ken doll

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I got this glove, it’s fucking golden”

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 25, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

A little from column A, a little from column B.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That will do.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you kindly.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE’RE STILL WINNING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

ALRIGHTY

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Was that Sandoval’s first error of the season?

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres makes it look easy out in CF

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah..

I feel comfortable with him out there.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he’s hot.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball is a great game on its own. It’s just a bonus when a player or two is pretty.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think it’s just that Scott made it look so hard

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess the Velez in CF experiment has ended.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

And I love it.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess the Velez in CF experiment has ended.

FIXED

by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to wait for FFW to show up now and talk some Velez.

by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres is all right

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE SCHIERHOLTZ

but I think he’s going to be taken out since Melvin’s going to counter with a LHP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

That would be lame.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s still time for Bochy to realize what he’s done.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 25, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is the 6th inning and Melvin is playing Lefty/Righty madness?

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rrrrrrefreshing

beeeeer

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 25, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I looked it up; that was Pablo’s first error. Not bad considering we made it nearly 10% thorugh the season before it happened. Clearly, his defense has not been the killer the doomsdayers predicted

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah..

But he’s fat.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give it time. His range has looked pretty below average.

by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

FREEDOM STAINS

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, Bochy is letting Schierholtz hit against a LHP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow X 2

Big Head refused to play along with Righty/Lefty madness.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

What new sprint phone should I get

Palm Treo 755p
Blackberry 8330
Blackberry Curve 8330
Moto Q 9c
Samsung ACE
Palm Centro

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

eh

None of them

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

ifone

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not in the mood to switch carriers

so I am stuck with the pin heads

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blackberry and send one my way.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get the one that will make you look like the biggest douche in public when you’re talking on it.

by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

something by HTC then

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is not possible

to make me look like a bigger douche

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

iPhone then

BURN!

Kidding. Sort of. The iPhone is a pretty nifty gadget.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't hate

because I have a BLB wallpaper

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

i didnt mind my curve. especially if it has gps. i dont know if the new ones have wi-fi yet, that wouldve been nice. I have an iphone now. i actually miss some things about my bberry

by projectmayhem713 on Apr 25, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have the curve. It is nice but I’d rather have an iPhone.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 25, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

NATE IS A MAN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE!!!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE!

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE, WHOEVER YOU ARE

by satyricrash on Apr 25, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

WAIT..

LEFTIES CAN HIT LEFTIES NOW?!?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

FAILBEARD IS NOT FAIL

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip suggests that Nate performing well as PH means he could end up as a permanent PH

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Flemming made a similar argument.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

only in bochy’s perfect world. He’s the Giants’ LOOGY off the bench

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.

by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 25, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

shouldn't that be

LOHGY? LOBGY?

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

MARK SWEENEY II

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shhh they might hear you.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

reboot

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You need a new processor speed.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

My mlb.tv is always like a batter behind you guys.

by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why isn't Aurilia hitting?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy fell asleep.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip: “I’ll never forget Game 7 of the 2002 World Series”

I WILL.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

See I told you is senile. There never was a game 7 of the 2002 World Series.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE WHA?

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clutch hit time

phhhff

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Tiny Money?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

that sounded like it had a chance to be a thing :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

It did..

6 inches foul

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bring Nate home!

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 25, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

TV?

I’ve got the Sharks on CSBA…can’t seem to find the Giants. Any advice?

by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

CSBA+

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okee...

Now to figure out what channel that is, assuming we get it here….

by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

CSN+

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 25, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Golf Channel

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chance Manny comes through here? 0%?

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Slim to none.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT!

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 25, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reverse jinx FTW!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see these words and I wait for a picture of late 90’s wrestling group D-X.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shawn Micheals IS my hero.

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 25, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

better than that

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sandoval still isn’t hitting much =8

by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like his ABs have been a bit more patient lately? But I’m still worried. I think he needed to get off to a real good start

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m drinking delicious lemon-lime seltzer water.

by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

♥Orangina♥

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loves me some Orangina.

by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It might be the best (non-alcoholic) drink.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that thing that ends in “gina”

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always feel weird when I ask for it or buy it.

ONE ORANGINA PLEASE

by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have creams for that

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s not even pronounced the same

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Orangina is delicious but I can’t get over the fact that it sounds dirty. The blood orange variety is excellent.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just how are you pronouncing it?!?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it oran-geena or oran-ji-na? The last one sounds like a part of female anatomy.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Geena

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just ruined the drink for me.

by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unruined it for me.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one has corrected me at the store….

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

No doubt!

But I’m sure there are discussions after you leave.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna go to Jamba ask for one, just for the hell of it

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s actually like zheena

cause it’s French and all

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just go with

“Oh-Jay-Jay”

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

hey

who upgraded your emotion chip?

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to start calling it this

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love it.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trader Joe's

Arnold Palmer

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is the closest to a hr he will ever get

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Manny being Manny.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

BURRISS!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

MAN-BURR!!!!

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 25, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

MANBURRPIG

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as “ManBurrping”

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hear we go Manny, here we go

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT SUCCESS

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a great at bat, it really was

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Appropriate Texas Leaguer!

For a guy that should really be in the Texas League

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WUT

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Tries it to the right. Don’t work.

Tries it to the left. Don’t work.

Finds the middle. Works.

It’s like Little League.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

True little league story….

I kinda sucked.

by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? Me too. Creepy….

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man posting on internet bad at sports!

NEWS AT 11

by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also at 11: Girls on the interwebs!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sauce at 11

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh and OPTIMISM!!!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Jumbo Joe Thornton scores 1-0 Sharks

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 25, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

choker

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only good thing about Sharks winning: it keeps Ralph Barbieri off the air on KNBR.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

About fuckin time

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

computes: no

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

whoops

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CLARK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL D BACKS

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

My “Here we go” cheer is 2 for 2

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

crazy legs!

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 25, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Manny

Almost hit a HR. He actually cleared the fence. Just a few feet to the left.

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

wheels

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DBack

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

ANDRES “PATIENT” TORRES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I like this guy

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i approve this attitude.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it just me or does patient torres sound like a porn name for some odd reason

by thebighead on Apr 25, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

you have very strange taste in porn

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manny hit the crap out of that pitch.

by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

so fast he slid so far past the bag haha

by thebighead on Apr 25, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

8 pitches. 8 balls.

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He needs a goatee

so he can be the Aaron Rowand from “Mirror, Mirror”

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 pitch walk, another rarity

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon, Fred. Do something positive.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Torres this year’s Raj Davis, or something more?

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Somewhere between Rajai and Marvin Benard.

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 25, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s something more, but fucking Sabean doesn’t listen to me.

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes please! To either,both or more.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is The Forbidden Result for a Giants P.A. !!!

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Do the Giants have the worst celebrity fan base in baseball??

Sure they have Carlos Santana but they also have Rob Schnider and that dude from High School Musical, Zac Efron.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL we have Zac Efron?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He seems like the kind of person who would be a Dodgers fan to me.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

A couple years ago, he was on Tonight Show. His one wish was an autograph Bonds ball and Leno got it for him.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have one of those. I’m as good as Zac Efron!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, now I like him more than I used to.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He said as a little kid, his whole family would go up to Candlestick and he would try and get some autographs of Giants.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol wut

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He grew up in the South Bay Area.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he grew up in San Luis Obispo.

by E30Alex on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The reeeeeeeeeeeeealy south bay area

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 25, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Danny Glover and Robin Williams

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Danny Glover is the man

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Getting too old for this shit

Like RJ

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huey Lewis

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 25, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find Robin Williams to be incredibly annoying.

by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

/black preacher voice

/gay Elmer Fudd

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was awesome in Good Will Hunting

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Francis Ford Coppola showed up at a game I attended once.

by non sequitur on Apr 25, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen Robin Williams at games. And Danny Glover goes, too.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will Durst

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Booooooooo

I thought you said Fred Durst

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he die? I haven’t heard his name since 2003.

by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will Durst is a friend of a friend of mine.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huey Lewis!

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the News

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Issak

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tommorrow’s game: sit Fred, play Nate

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m probably biased, but watching Fred swing, I do see shades of that other left fielder we used to have. What was his name? Larry?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Jerry?

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Harry

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Terry

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 25, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keri

with a heart dotting the “i”

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shades?

Racist!

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

FRED LEWIS IS BLEAK?!?!?!?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

That was much less like Barry, Fred.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Charles Schultz.

by non sequitur on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s the only fan you really need.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is RJ injured? what about Great Scott?

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

RJ was just crap and Bochy wanted to double switch.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually rowand was just crap also

by projectmayhem713 on Apr 25, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

extra crappy

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

what did he donight.. something like 2 K’s in 7 pithces?

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

6

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 fastballs
6 swings
6 misses

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn’t sound very gamerish.

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by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is gamerish...

rules of being a gamer:
1) Must Suck
2)must act like you dont suck

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Apr 25, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well in that case, it was totally gamerish.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

We would really hate Lewis if he was on the Padres.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

At least Fred is swingin with two strikes

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by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Oops

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

His hips surely were a swingin'

as he made his way back to his position.

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by Idaho Nick on Apr 25, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAIL

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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 25, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, come on, Fred. Don’t make me call you “Todd”.

by non sequitur on Apr 25, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

ANOTHER called third strike? really?

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

>:0

Fred!

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 25, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a hell of a well pitched AB

You knew the breaking ball was coming, just not when.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 25, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh well.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

As good as Fred is

He must lead the league in strikeouts looking

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

DOUBLE SWITCH YEAHHHH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

2 IN ONE GAME?

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy is going to remember this game for a long time

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s in RF? Sharholes?

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

WHO?

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL D-backs announcers getting really carried away with the sound effects.

They have already “pages” Tom Gordon and the D-Backs offense and giggled through both.

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

should say “paged”

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I stepped away for a call. Dirty is in now? Is he still on track for his next start or not?

by non sequitur on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess it depends on how many pitches he throws…

by Merope on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know how Zito is all awesome when his team scores 5 runs or more? We should put him in now! Ball game!

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by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate stays in?
/faint

by Merope on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Wha?

Nate? on the field?!!

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this the first time this season

Nate has been in the field?

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

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by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

A bird had built its nest in his glove.

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by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

DURRTY

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

My internet browswer wasn't working..

So I couldn’t get on the Chronicles.. I felt so lost.

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by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Guys, Azmanz is back. Stop talking bad about him.

by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

when did we stop doing that?

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

95 MPH?!?

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by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez is getting it up to 95 consistently. Is this usual?

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s letting it fly I guess

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 25, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most guys get a little bump in mph when they relieve. They don’t have to pace themselves.

by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not durrty

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

mehhhh

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m surprised that Bochy took Winn out and not Freddie since Freddie just hit.

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by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Huh, Kuip said he took Fred out

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by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have another beer Kuip

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh ok, Winn in left then?

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by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Si

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wynn in LF according to Yahoo Sports

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred’s out, Winn went to LF

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by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

winn is in left, torres in center, and juggernate’s in right

by Merope on Apr 25, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

By “hit”, I assume you meant watch the ball go by for his 20th SO of the season.

(Fred came out, Winn went to right).

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

crap – right = left

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or by hit, he meant miss completly

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, my first chance to get on too. Nephew visiting. Then it took me about five minutes to get over laughing at the pic of Johnson at the top.

by Shoeless on Apr 25, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

My nephew usually visits on Saturday’s at my place but he’s a junior a Lowell in SF so he’s doing homework.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody else hate Kobe Bryant?

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by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 25, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Apr 25, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He won't miss,

it’s pissing me off

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by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

/marv albert

The 2008-2009 Colorado Avalanche: Slumpbusters

by Jibblescribbits on Apr 25, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Kobe rape girls?

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I don’t be rapin’, Kobe.”

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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 25, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

god yes

why?

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

reply fail. That should be in reference to hating Kobe Bryant

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

you weren’t alone, in hatred or fail

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

DDDDUUUUURRRRTTTYYYYY

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by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez'd

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 25, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish Him!

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD REYNOLDS

man that dude Ks a lot

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Mark Grace. Comparing waterskiing to patience at the plate.

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I used to like Mark Grace as a player. (apologies)

by Shoeless on Apr 25, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hated him from 1989

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was one moment where i liked Grace

when he came in to pitch in a blowout and imitated that guy on the Dbacks (Fetters?) who used to have the hilarious pitching motion.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The weird head turn thing? Yeah that was funny

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did he do that?

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by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark Reynolds is going to strike out 200 times again?

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

He will especially if he stays in the NL West against Lincecainchez.

by non sequitur on Apr 25, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't mind Dirty being the closer,

When we have Timmy2 and MadBum up.

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by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson? Isn't he kinda good?

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Apr 25, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He scares me

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by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to hate him if he keeps Twittering too much

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s on Twitter like Zito is.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know, but why would you hate him for it?

by satyricrash on Apr 25, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s getting very irritating.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't read.

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by Idaho Nick on Apr 25, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then why are you reading it?

by satyricrash on Apr 25, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only read it when people post it on MCC. I never go there.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find his Twitter to be endearingly bizarre.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think it’s great.

by satyricrash on Apr 25, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ain’t hurting anyone. WIlson is cool

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you say, " True relief ace?"
I know I can.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

psh

Rotation:
Tim
Matt
Madbum
Durt
Tim2

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Split up the lefties

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by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT 3RD STARTER

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito takes a bath full of money in the locker rom

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

room*

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Help Me Out Here

I tho’t MadBum was Timmy 2. Who is if he isn’t?

by Shoeless on Apr 25, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Alderson

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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 25, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

nom nom nom

Strike out monster happy now.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Renturia is growing on me

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by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Just use some Tinactin and you’ll be cool.

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 25, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria sounds like he’s looking very good at the plate right now

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

WORST OFFSEASON SIGNING IN BASEBALL

by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm a ball hit hard and caught. What a surprise.

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Just because

“You never want to leave a live dove in your pants. Tony Wonder lost a nut that way.”

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Firefly reference

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

totally

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS?

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another disciple of Vic?

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish the Giants would wrap things up quickly. It’s 10:45 here on the east coast and we’re going to get up early for a day at the beach

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by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Isn’t your body clock on Pacific time?

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No I adjusted quickly this time after getting in real late and being tired

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

fixed

WHY CAN’T YOU WIN ON MY SCHEDULE MORE!!

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just go to bed and assume everything will end well. What’s the worst that could happen?

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

amen

Except for the whole beach thing.

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants games are tough for me sometimes, too. I usually get sleepy by the 5th.

by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks god it was an early start. There’s no way I could handle a 10pm to 1am game

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by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess you know who the East Coast people here feel for those night games.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Word

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reynolds could have ran the ball to Clark and beat Bengie

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by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim is a much better actor than other Giants players.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

True story

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn’t have the raw emotion of a Randy Winn.

by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Fred Lewis

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if he’s cut out to be a De Niro, or a Regis, or a Pinkett Smith or a what-have-you…

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keanu

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

His CGI clone is a better actor

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark Grace

Claims that calling Bengie “Bam-Bam Molina” is one of his better nicknames and he loves using it.
Hmmm

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

He alternated between nibbling and missing badly.

by non sequitur on Apr 25, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

We shall not speak of it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howry in the 7th this time?

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by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS BRASS!!!

DONCHA KNOW YOUR DOIN’ IT ALL WRONG??

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has Boch figured out that Affeldt is better than Howry?

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Ishi

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by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

GG

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Very JT'esque

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Byrnes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU BYRNES

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Eric Byrnes is a poopface.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Does anyone else not like Howry?

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by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s my adoptee and I dont like him

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't mind him

This is known as the Vinnie Chulk Kiss Of Death

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am in the same boat.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t dislike him yet.

YET.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’ll come around … like Rentaria did. (Crosses fingers … hope he keeps it up)

by Shoeless on Apr 25, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not real pleased with him. Part of thta might be Big Head’s fits of Lefty/Righy madness though.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Byrnes vs. the NL (except SF) .001
Brynes vs. the Giants .900

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I know! What the hell?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like he’s a pitcher!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ze math it does not add

by thebighead on Apr 25, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually

Byrnes vs SF .269/.320/.462

Byrnes career: 262/.324/.445

Until today he was hitting .200/.200/.300 vs. the Giants. Now more like .285/.285/.400

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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

QUIET YOU

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO WATCH A SUNSET WITH ZITO YA BUM

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito why didn’t you try throwin’ him across the canyon?

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where will Romo fit into this bullpen?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

He’ll allow Howry to only be used every other game.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 lasers. One managed to get fielded by Ishikawa.

How about some nice reasonable grounders at someone?

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 25, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I just saw that the (hockey) Rangers coach threw a water bottle at a fan and got suspended. WTF?

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH TORRES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

HOT POCKETS!

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

“It’s good. It’s no ‘By Mennen’ but I think you’re onto something here.”

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres is in charge out there.

by non sequitur on Apr 25, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Obey!

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally would.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

TMI

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does he make you all tingly?

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres is good

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres looks more comfortable out there then Scott does.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Does Velez get cut tonight since we no longer have Dirty in the pen?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop Makeing Sense!

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLPTON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitching and defense

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Good inning.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Howry doing so far?

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

howright

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 25, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT is Howry do it

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Enough of this stupid commercial

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

prolly the CSN one…

by Merope on Apr 25, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Comcast Sportnet one with the hockey

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that one’s getting old. Plus it seems like those old FSN commericals that were shown nationwide but with the names and teams changed to make it seem local.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 25, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which one?

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's wrong with the USO?

Why do you hate America?

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Iraqistani!!

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phew

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

hey, didn’t we used to have a guy named Snatchwig on this team?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Who?

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, that doesn’t sound familiar.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is inhabiting the void from which Juggernate emerged.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 25, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez? He already pitched.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Six more outs, six more outs

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

NEVER EVER say that!!!

by Merope on Apr 25, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

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