Gameday Thread Jr.
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Schierholtz? Anyone?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who is that? Did the team call up a pitcher from AAA this after noon?
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’d rather have Velez?
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by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
put it this way
if he swings through the next 6 pitches he sees, it won’t really be much different.
by sayheybk on Apr 25, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH YES I LOVE DOUBLE SWITCHES
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I LOVE THEM EVEN MORE IN THE FOURTH INNING
by thebighead on Apr 25, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is a Scott free zone.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SEVEN WALKS: FAIL
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Apr 25, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Both teams suck.
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by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great, now I have the theme song to James Bond Jr stuck in my head. Thanks, Natto.
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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LIKE HIS UNCLE
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by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
bochey
managing the shit outta this game and he’s loving every minute of it.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 25, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HE BLEEDS HUSTLE AND GRIT
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Apr 25, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey this is a Scott free zone.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bye Scott!

That’s Scott. He’s a dick.
just a sambple of carbon-based wastage
by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was almost supercool.
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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
’cuz no off day till Thursday?
no skippees this week?
by Merope on Apr 25, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
if he pitched today he would have 3 days off till his next start on tuesday.
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 25, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
edit: 2 days.
so thats probably why no dirty
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 25, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
alomst…
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by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kind of a dis to pull your #5 hitter and his gamerishness. .
by ho-hum baby on Apr 25, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice play, Ishi
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Merkin Valdez still in the pen?
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by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He and Nate Schierholtz are vacationing in the Bahamas.
Bruce Bochy has not noticed.
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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bochy’s brain is vacationing in the Bahamas.
by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bruce Bochy has not noticed.
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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What’s a Merkin Valdez? Is that like a Nate Schierholtz?
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Apr 25, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Big Head says its a shipment of Fail.
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by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
miller fail
7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice play, Manny!
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by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
dude was safe by 3 steps
LULZ
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks blue.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, he was safe.
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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
mark lolnolds
just a sambple of carbon-based wastage
by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
frandsen would have done that
and yea he was safe
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 25, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What the hell happened to that ball?
by non sequitur on Apr 25, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GLOVE! GLOVE!! GLOVE!!!!
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by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can you blame him?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
O_O
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So - how exactly have the D-Backs only scored 2 runs?
7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bad call at first
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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The umpires love us.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We are a band of lovable scamps.
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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GIS for "lovable scamps"
http://www.pinkkryptonite.com/images/pinkkryptonite/sonic-the-hedgehog-cosplay.jpg
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by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I clicked on that and then went “Why did I click on that” before it even loaded.
It didn’t load, by the way. I don’t have permission to access that on this server.
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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You aren’t missing much.
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by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
C’mon, Ishi. Get on base.
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by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
$100 fine for Reynolds. Does that even cover a major leaguer’s per diem?
by non sequitur on Apr 25, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RenLOLs
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by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHAT A HIT
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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Where was Byrnes? I thought he was Doctor Hustle or something.
just a sambple of carbon-based wastage
by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
reads in the box score as a line drive.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
another deep drive caught on the warning track LOL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lol Kuiper
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Apr 25, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No, it was Burriss who was hitting.
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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Will Manny ever break the tie for homers he has with Kuip?
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by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Diamondbacks batting .224 with an OPS of .674
by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
so someone else is feeling our pain for a bit.
Yes that pleases me.
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by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mark Reynolds tries really really hard.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Andres Torres
On base MACHINE
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by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you stole my thought
7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+ mad bling factor
just a sambple of carbon-based wastage
by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hope someone rubs Rowand's nose in the replay of Andres' at bat...
see that Aaron? YOU SEE THAT?
by sayheybk on Apr 25, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And don’t forget he’s kinda hot.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How could I forget?
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by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is The Forbidden Result for a Giants P.A. ?
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by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We just need 4 more walks and this game is tied!
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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
3 more
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I’d rather have four.
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by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon, Fred
Don’t suck.
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by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TWSS
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh..
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by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your avatar seems to be appropriate right now.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TNWHS
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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He decided to take it in another direction.
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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FRELL LEWIS

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage
by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lol Giants
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Apr 25, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That wasn’t a strike at first..
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by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay, whassup with Fred and all his strike outs this season (19)? Bad Fred.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He had 124 last season, so this isn’t a recent development
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed, but his rate has accelerated (those 124 strikes came in 133 games – his 19 so far have come in 15+ games). And he should be getting better, not worse. And a guy who strikes out this often should not lead off the order.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lewis has to stop looking at strike three.
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by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hey at least it took him more then 3 pitches to makes that K.
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by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will NEVER criticize
a giant for taking a pitch. Ever.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fred swung the bat once there. in that entire AB.
7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STOP SAYING SWINGTHROUGH
just a sambple of carbon-based wastage
by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Get on base, Edgar.
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by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’d do the SHUTOUT thing, but I can totally believe the Giants have NO RUNS. It just wouldn’t be honest.
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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Full count
7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Here we go Edgar, here we go
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
we’re not going to score a run.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yep
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by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Giants baseball.
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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
stop that
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by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES MY DASTARDLY PLAN WORKED
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RENTERIA!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BEST SIGNING EVER
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by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WOO!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yes!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 25, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
EDGAR!!!
Johnson off the hook
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Apr 25, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CLUTHC
7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THAT IS NOT DEAD WHICH CAN ETERNAL LIE
and in strange eons, even Renteria can get ribbies
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOCK HIM UP SABES!!!
just a sambple of carbon-based wastage
by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OPTIMISM!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rally -Gar strikes!!
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by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’d like to take credit for that with my “Here we go Edgar” cheer
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by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No, it was totally my reverse jinx.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m siding with jponry here.
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by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I concur
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Fair enough. but don’t stop now. We could use Renetria back at home this side.
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by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was nice of Johnson that even when he struggled pretty badly, he managed to limit the damage more or less.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Time for Winn to do his thing.
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by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I AM A GENIUS!
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/3/2/778646/45-worst-contracts#12694443
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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
3-0
Watch Winn K looking.
7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RANDY WINN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RANNNNDY WINNER!!
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 25, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AZ Snakepit explodes
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by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
UNFREAKINRATED!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RANDY MAKES ME WYNN UNRATEDLY!
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BEARS
BEETS
BATTLE STAR GALACTICA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Unrated Wynn homers!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah and...
OPTIMISM!!!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wWINN
7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RANDY!!!!!!!
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Apr 25, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Heyyy randy snake killer.
Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Apr 25, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That Bullpen Area has been good to us...
Bengie yesterday, Randy now.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Apr 25, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is that what Run Dingerz.exe supose to look like?
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by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Flannery flashing the HR sign.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I realy thought only our pithcers would run it. the last few days are beginging to make me wonderr though.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe we'll get lucky
and it will format Bochy’s hard drive.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kuip is shocked lol.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So am I
Don’t pretend you’re not.
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I’m shocked… SHOCKED! that you would think I was shocked.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think this is feeling is called “happiness”. It’s intresting. May I have some more please?
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by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is this feeling? It’s not like envy, or even hungry!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rated M
For MONEY!
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HELL YES
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love hearing
Bye Bye Baby
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Apr 25, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Score update in Denver
Heading to the top of the 6th, Dodgers 6, Rockies 5
by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Randy!
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TMI, BOCHY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
look at that bighead!
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Apr 25, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL at HRs after a coaching visit to the mound. Well THAT was a big help!
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Was that what a rally looks like?
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Clearly
Aaron Rowand was holding this offense back.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Finally someone figures it out!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.
by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too paraphrase from Axe Murder, " If it’s Scott its crap?"
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He hits home runs for the San Francisco Giants.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He hits home runs for the Giants
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.
by groug on Apr 25, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s not unrated.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Molina is slow lol!
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just got home..
runs?!?! what happened to RJ?
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He didn’t have his stuff but he managed to limit the damange.
Then DINGERZ.EXE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Q: What do you think would have to happen for Molina to hit an inside the park HR?
by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember in The Natural when the guy runs right through the wall and dies?
That.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha, I’m imagining this now and it’s great.
by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also that scene in Angels in the Outfield where the Angels make the ball bounce hilariously all around everywhere
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saw that movie again for the first time in a long time a few years ago and I had forgotten how creepy the angels were.
by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ball decapitates center fielder – ambulance gives Bengie ride to home plate.
7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ball gets stuck under the outfield wall?
by Merope on Apr 25, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All nine defensive players colliding and knocking each other out
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Obviously Superman would have to reversing the Earth’s rotation again.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A squirrel grabs the ball in his mouth and Juan Pierre has to chase it around for twenty minutes.
by satyricrash on Apr 25, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He would need to hit it to deep right center, and the CF and RF would need to run into each other and knock noggins, resulting in both of them losing consciousness. The LF, running in to cover, would then blow a hammie and pull up lame, unable to reach the ball. By now, Bengie would be at second. The 2B goes out to fetch the ball, but wasn’t paying attention and doesn’t know where the ball ended up (it’s nestled at the base of the wall). He looks back and sees Molina chugging around the bases, and starts laughing so hard he falls over, and can’t get to the ball. Eventually, Money makes it across home plate.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How nice of the Giants to hold off on the run scoring until I turned on the TV.
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 25, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Reynolds
Is a terrible defensive third baseman.
7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
also – the sky is up
7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Greg Papa – also ugly in black and white.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
grrraaaargh
TOUCHDOWN BRAAAAAAAINZ RRRRRRRRRAIDERS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/shuffles forward into ACME Chophouse
by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
its uncanny how molina was still able to be thrown out on that grounder. its ok, i’m still pretty aroused.
by thebighead on Apr 25, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Your Johnson's still Randy?
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Apr 25, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who are you kidding – There may not need to be pitching change for a couple innings so your taking a nap again.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STFD TONY CLARK
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you old, crafty bastard.
7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like this plucky little Giants team
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
sucky > crappy?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I do not like this Eric Byrnes.
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 25, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Stupid Byrnes
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well there’s Byrnes.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DIE BYRNES DIE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eric BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB(yrne)s
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BYNERNES
BLOW ME
7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I has sad now
That’s the Run Dingerrz.exe i remember.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, they’re giving that an error.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok
That’s enough Miller for now, thanks.
7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
IGood luck with that. I’m pretty sure Big Head is napping again
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unless it’s Affeldt/Howry time, you’re out of luck.
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 25, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m guessing bighead’s boner is now a semi
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn it Sandoval, a skinny person makes that play!
Why does Sabean always look constipated?
by TexasRanger on Apr 25, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You Velez ?
/snickers
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Naw I’m nate, AND I CAN PLAY THERE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET ME PLAY SOMEWHERE. At least let me out of this stupid cage
Why does Sabean always look constipated?
by TexasRanger on Apr 25, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just got home
So…uh….what happened to RJ?
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 25, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He got old.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He threw a slider that turned into dust.
by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol nothing really.. threw 80 pitches in 4 innings.. boch just took him out i guess
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 25, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
control problems maybe? :)
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 25, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well done.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
golf clap
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sanchez is in the bullpen.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If he goes in, I doubt he pitches long.
by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PERMISSION GRANTED
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Sandoval’s Mistake” sounds like a great name for a book.
by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just got in from the massive NFL draft eating/drinking/viewing party at my mom’s house. Very excited about MICHAEL CRABTREE!!!! Hoping the Niners get Jarron Gilbert from San Jose State in Round 3. LOLing at the Raiders.
Liking what happened in the Giants game, except for this Byrnes homer business.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MICHAEL CRABTREEEEEEEE!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
EDNA KRABAPEL
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We had epic amounts of Wingstop and beer. Holy Jesus god in heaven. I feel like I ate my body weight in hot wings.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A Wingstop opened up not too far from home – been wanting to try it out. So you’d recommend it, then?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The lemon/pepper wings are great
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its all about the Garlic Parmesan
Why does Sabean always look constipated?
by TexasRanger on Apr 25, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The flavors I like include garlic parmesan, hot, cajun, and mild. Lemon pepper is good but a bit too salty.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Highly recommended.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wings and a bucket of fries.
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The tater salad is also very good.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Am I to assume the draft was just the excuse for a day of eating and drinking?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As if one needs an excuse for that.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 25, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mel Kiper’s hair makes me want to drink.
by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought that was a helmet
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’ll take his hair to the dry cleaners on Monday.
by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want to see his hair fight Gordon Beckhams hair.
by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Gordon Beckham were to shave his head, the world would discover that his head is shaped like a cube.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 25, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit
Gordon looks like an 80’s Ken doll

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“I got this glove, it’s fucking golden”
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.
by groug on Apr 25, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A little from column A, a little from column B.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FINISH HIM
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YES
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That will do.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thank you kindly.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WE’RE STILL WINNING
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ALRIGHTY
7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Was that Sandoval’s first error of the season?
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Torres makes it look easy out in CF
just a sambple of carbon-based wastage
by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah..
I feel comfortable with him out there.
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because he’s hot.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Baseball is a great game on its own. It’s just a bonus when a player or two is pretty.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think it’s just that Scott made it look so hard
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess the Velez in CF experiment has ended.
by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And I love it.
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m going to wait for FFW to show up now and talk some Velez.
by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Torres is all right
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NATE SCHIERHOLTZ
but I think he’s going to be taken out since Melvin’s going to counter with a LHP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That would be lame.
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There’s still time for Bochy to realize what he’s done.
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 25, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is the 6th inning and Melvin is playing Lefty/Righty madness?
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rrrrrrefreshing
beeeeer
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Apr 25, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I looked it up; that was Pablo’s first error. Not bad considering we made it nearly 10% thorugh the season before it happened. Clearly, his defense has not been the killer the doomsdayers predicted
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Give it time. His range has looked pretty below average.
by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FREEDOM STAINS
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can someone tell me who in the world is batting?
by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ortmeier?
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 25, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow, Bochy is letting Schierholtz hit against a LHP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow X 2
Big Head refused to play along with Righty/Lefty madness.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What new sprint phone should I get
Palm Treo 755p
Blackberry 8330
Blackberry Curve 8330
Moto Q 9c
Samsung ACE
Palm Centro
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
eh
None of them
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ifone
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am not in the mood to switch carriers
so I am stuck with the pin heads
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blackberry and send one my way.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get the one that will make you look like the biggest douche in public when you’re talking on it.
by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
something by HTC then
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it is not possible
to make me look like a bigger douche
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
iPhone then
BURN!
Kidding. Sort of. The iPhone is a pretty nifty gadget.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't hate
because I have a BLB wallpaper
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i didnt mind my curve. especially if it has gps. i dont know if the new ones have wi-fi yet, that wouldve been nice. I have an iphone now. i actually miss some things about my bberry
by projectmayhem713 on Apr 25, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have the curve. It is nice but I’d rather have an iPhone.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 25, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NATE IS A MAN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NATE!!!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JUGGERNATE!
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WAIT..
LEFTIES CAN HIT LEFTIES NOW?!?
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FAILBEARD IS NOT FAIL
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NATE
7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wtf
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kuip suggests that Nate performing well as PH means he could end up as a permanent PH
LOL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Flemming made a similar argument.
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
only in bochy’s perfect world. He’s the Giants’ LOOGY off the bench
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 25, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
shouldn't that be
LOHGY? LOBGY?
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MARK SWEENEY II
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shhh they might hear you.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JUGGERNATE WILL NOT BE STOPPED!!
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My mlb.tv is always like a batter behind you guys.
by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why isn't Aurilia hitting?
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kuip: “I’ll never forget Game 7 of the 2002 World Series”
I WILL.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
See I told you is senile. There never was a game 7 of the 2002 World Series.
by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THE WHA?
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clutch hit time
phhhff
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tiny Money?
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that sounded like it had a chance to be a thing :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bring Nate home!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 25, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TV?
I’ve got the Sharks on CSBA…can’t seem to find the Giants. Any advice?
by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CSBA+
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okee...
Now to figure out what channel that is, assuming we get it here….
by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh and...
Thank you very much. And all you down there\/
by positiveuphemism on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CSN+
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Apr 25, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Golf Channel
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chance Manny comes through here? 0%?
7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Slim to none.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SUCK IT!
This bread's got nuts in it!
by NuschlerFace on Apr 25, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HA
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reverse jinx FTW!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see these words and I wait for a picture of late 90’s wrestling group D-X.
by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shawn Micheals IS my hero.
This bread's got nuts in it!
by NuschlerFace on Apr 25, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
better than that
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel like his ABs have been a bit more patient lately? But I’m still worried. I think he needed to get off to a real good start
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m drinking delicious lemon-lime seltzer water.
by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
♥Orangina♥
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It might be the best (non-alcoholic) drink.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love that thing that ends in “gina”
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They have creams for that
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it’s not even pronounced the same
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Orangina is delicious but I can’t get over the fact that it sounds dirty. The blood orange variety is excellent.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just how are you pronouncing it?!?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it oran-geena or oran-ji-na? The last one sounds like a part of female anatomy.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s Geena
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unruined it for me.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No one has corrected me at the store….
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m gonna go to Jamba ask for one, just for the hell of it
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s actually like zheena
cause it’s French and all
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just go with
“Oh-Jay-Jay”
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
hey
who upgraded your emotion chip?
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to start calling it this
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love it.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Winner.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trader Joe's
Arnold Palmer
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is the closest to a hr he will ever get
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Manny being Manny.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BURRISS!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MAN-BURR!!!!
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Apr 25, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MANBURRPIG
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I read that as “ManBurrping”
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hear we go Manny, here we go
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GREAT SUCCESS
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a great at bat, it really was
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Appropriate Texas Leaguer!
For a guy that should really be in the Texas League
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL WUT
7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tries it to the right. Don’t work.
Tries it to the left. Don’t work.
Finds the middle. Works.
It’s like Little League.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Really? Me too. Creepy….
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also at 11: Girls on the interwebs!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh and OPTIMISM!!!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jumbo Joe Thornton scores 1-0 Sharks
This bread's got nuts in it!
by NuschlerFace on Apr 25, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Only good thing about Sharks winning: it keeps Ralph Barbieri off the air on KNBR.
by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
About fuckin time
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
computes: no
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
whoops
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL D BACKS
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YES
My “Here we go” cheer is 2 for 2
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
crazy legs!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 25, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Manny
Almost hit a HR. He actually cleared the fence. Just a few feet to the left.
7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wheels
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL DBack
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Manny!
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ANDRES “PATIENT” TORRES
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like this guy
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i approve this attitude.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
is it just me or does patient torres sound like a porn name for some odd reason
by thebighead on Apr 25, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you have very strange taste in porn
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
so fast he slid so far past the bag haha
by thebighead on Apr 25, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Andres Torres
On base MACHINE
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
8 pitches. 8 balls.
7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He needs a goatee
so he can be the Aaron Rowand from “Mirror, Mirror”
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
4 pitch walk, another rarity
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
C’mon, Fred. Do something positive.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Torres this year’s Raj Davis, or something more?
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Somewhere between Rajai and Marvin Benard.
This bread's got nuts in it!
by NuschlerFace on Apr 25, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he’s something more, but fucking Sabean doesn’t listen to me.
just a sambple of carbon-based wastage
by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes please! To either,both or more.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is The Forbidden Result for a Giants P.A. !!!
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Do the Giants have the worst celebrity fan base in baseball??
Sure they have Carlos Santana but they also have Rob Schnider and that dude from High School Musical, Zac Efron.
by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL we have Zac Efron?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wtf
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He seems like the kind of person who would be a Dodgers fan to me.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A couple years ago, he was on Tonight Show. His one wish was an autograph Bonds ball and Leno got it for him.
by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have one of those. I’m as good as Zac Efron!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, now I like him more than I used to.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He said as a little kid, his whole family would go up to Candlestick and he would try and get some autographs of Giants.
by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought he grew up in San Luis Obispo.
by E30Alex on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The reeeeeeeeeeeeealy south bay area
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on Apr 25, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Danny Glover and Robin Williams
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Danny Glover is the man
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Getting too old for this shit
Like RJ
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
President Palmer
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huey Lewis
This bread's got nuts in it!
by NuschlerFace on Apr 25, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I find Robin Williams to be incredibly annoying.
by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like him
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/black preacher voice
/gay Elmer Fudd
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was awesome in Good Will Hunting
This bread's got nuts in it!
by NuschlerFace on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Francis Ford Coppola showed up at a game I attended once.
by non sequitur on Apr 25, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve seen Robin Williams at games. And Danny Glover goes, too.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Will Durst
This bread's got nuts in it!
by NuschlerFace on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Booooooooo
I thought you said Fred Durst
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did he die? I haven’t heard his name since 2003.
by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Durst is a Mets fan
He did it all for the Mookie
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 25, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Will Durst is a friend of a friend of mine.
by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huey Lewis!
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And the News
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chris Issak
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tommorrow’s game: sit Fred, play Nate
just a sambple of carbon-based wastage
by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m probably biased, but watching Fred swing, I do see shades of that other left fielder we used to have. What was his name? Larry?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jerry?
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Harry
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Terry
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Apr 25, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Keri
with a heart dotting the “i”
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shades?
Racist!
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FRED LEWIS IS BLEAK?!?!?!?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
:(
That was much less like Barry, Fred.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s the only fan you really need.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is RJ injured? what about Great Scott?
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RJ was just crap and Bochy wanted to double switch.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
actually rowand was just crap also
by projectmayhem713 on Apr 25, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what did he donight.. something like 2 K’s in 7 pithces?
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
6
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
6 fastballs
6 swings
6 misses
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.
by groug on Apr 25, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That doesn’t sound very gamerish.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is gamerish...
rules of being a gamer:
1) Must Suck
2)must act like you dont suck
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Apr 25, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well in that case, it was totally gamerish.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We would really hate Lewis if he was on the Padres.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least Fred is swingin with two strikes
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
His hips surely were a swingin'
as he made his way back to his position.
bringing you moral turpitude since 1963
by Idaho Nick on Apr 25, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FAIL
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Apr 25, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, come on, Fred. Don’t make me call you “Todd”.
by non sequitur on Apr 25, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ANOTHER called third strike? really?
7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
>:0
Fred!
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Apr 25, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a hell of a well pitched AB
You knew the breaking ball was coming, just not when.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Apr 25, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh well.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
As good as Fred is
He must lead the league in strikeouts looking
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DOUBLE SWITCH YEAHHHH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
2 IN ONE GAME?
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bochy is going to remember this game for a long time
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who’s in RF? Sharholes?
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHO?
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL D-backs announcers getting really carried away with the sound effects.
They have already “pages” Tom Gordon and the D-Backs offense and giggled through both.
7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
should say “paged”
7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I stepped away for a call. Dirty is in now? Is he still on track for his next start or not?
by non sequitur on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I guess it depends on how many pitches he throws…
by Merope on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know how Zito is all awesome when his team scores 5 runs or more? We should put him in now! Ball game!
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wha?
Nate? on the field?!!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is this the first time this season
Nate has been in the field?
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DURRTY
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My internet browswer wasn't working..
So I couldn’t get on the Chronicles.. I felt so lost.
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Guys, Azmanz is back. Stop talking bad about him.
by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
when did we stop doing that?
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
95 MPH?!?
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sanchez is getting it up to 95 consistently. Is this usual?
7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He’s letting it fly I guess
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 25, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Most guys get a little bump in mph when they relieve. They don’t have to pace themselves.
by xanthan on Apr 25, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not durrty
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
mehhhh
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m surprised that Bochy took Winn out and not Freddie since Freddie just hit.
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Huh, Kuip said he took Fred out
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have another beer Kuip
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh ok, Winn in left then?
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fred’s out, Winn went to LF
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
winn is in left, torres in center, and juggernate’s in right
by Merope on Apr 25, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
By “hit”, I assume you meant watch the ball go by for his 20th SO of the season.
(Fred came out, Winn went to right).
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
crap – right = left
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, my first chance to get on too. Nephew visiting. Then it took me about five minutes to get over laughing at the pic of Johnson at the top.
by Shoeless on Apr 25, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My nephew usually visits on Saturday’s at my place but he’s a junior a Lowell in SF so he’s doing homework.
by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anybody else hate Kobe Bryant?
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Apr 25, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yup
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
by monta101 on Apr 25, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He won't miss,
it’s pissing me off
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does Kobe rape girls?
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“I don’t be rapin’, Kobe.”
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Apr 25, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
god yes
why?
just a sambple of carbon-based wastage
by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
very much
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
reply fail. That should be in reference to hating Kobe Bryant
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you weren’t alone, in hatred or fail
just a sambple of carbon-based wastage
by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YEAH
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 25, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DDDDUUUUURRRRTTTYYYYY
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sanchez'd
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Apr 25, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Finish Him!
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD REYNOLDS
man that dude Ks a lot
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL Mark Grace. Comparing waterskiing to patience at the plate.
7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I used to like Mark Grace as a player. (apologies)
by Shoeless on Apr 25, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There was one moment where i liked Grace
when he came in to pitch in a blowout and imitated that guy on the Dbacks (Fetters?) who used to have the hilarious pitching motion.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How did he do that?
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mark Reynolds is going to strike out 200 times again?
by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He will especially if he stays in the NL West against Lincecainchez.
by non sequitur on Apr 25, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't mind Dirty being the closer,
When we have Timmy2 and MadBum up.
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Apr 25, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wilson? Isn't he kinda good?
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
by monta101 on Apr 25, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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