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Open GameThread, 4/25

San Francisco Giants at Arizona Diamondbacks, Apr 25, 2009 5:10 PM PDT



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Randy Johnson

#51 / Pitcher / San Francisco Giants

6-10

225

R

L

Sep 10, 1963



Max Scherzer

#39 / Pitcher / Arizona Diamondbacks

6-3

215

R

R

Jul 27, 1984


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Firstish?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 4:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

firstesque?

yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's.

by Die Hard on Apr 25, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can’t wait to see the pictures you find for RJ the rest of the year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This one was pretty damn good.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think a good one to file away is jabba the hutt’s pet, salacious crumb.

by thebighead on Apr 25, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ooh, that works really well, especially the eyes and beak.

by Louis XVI on Apr 25, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Repeating from another thread

From Baggs:

LF Lewis
SS Renteria
RF Winn
C Molina
CF Rowand
3B Sandoval
1B Ishikawa
2B Burriss
P Unit

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 4:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I approve of this line-up.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 25, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Winn and Lewis should switch places, but I guess I can’t argue with the results of the past few games.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even though Wynn is unrated, he should get a day off and some dude named Schier-something should start.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

spelling failure

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No it isn’t.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 25, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

erm

am i missing something?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You must have missed that thread a few ago where this came up.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

few weeks ago

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There was a fanpost last week where they guy didn’t type in complete sentences and said: “Wynn is unrated”.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 25, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i’m ok with this but i really wish he’d give randy a day off

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too much sense.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 25, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why? You think he’d play Nate? i think when Winn needs a day off they call up Horwitz.

by Merope on Apr 25, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They’ll trade for someone.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This would have been a great oppotunity to get Nate a start

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe tomorrow?

Nah

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe tomorrow? 2016?

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NEEDS TO EARN HIS WAY ON THE FIELD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hope nobody had AJ Burnett or Josh Beckett today

Both gave up 8 ERs in a game where both teams have hit double digits in runs.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I had Burnett

Damn it. He’d been good too.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOT A TRUE YANKEE

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had Beckett.

He’s my ace (LOL).

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 25, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL Yankees and Red Sox

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 4:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They’re no Toronto Blue Jays.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 25, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s like 98-95 now.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They drafted defense today, right?

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Max Scherzer sounds more like a football name.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Or a set of knives.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The lady would like to look at the Wuesthofs!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 25, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like a secret agent name or something. Or like a movie villain

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A Bond villain.

by kaliber on Apr 25, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is there a Red Sox-Yankees game that doesn’t go 4 hours plus?

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 4:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No, but this will go like 5 hours

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ANOTHER CLASSIC IN THE MAKING

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But everyone loves Remy!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 25, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unfortunately, it’s Tim McCarver

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, there’s the other games.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 25, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tomorrow is ESPN so you get 4 hours of Joe Morgan and Steve Phillips.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joe Morgan and Steve Phillips > Joe Buck and Tim McCarver

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 25, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This. Add and it’s Jon just rubbing it in.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 25, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, fail. *Add Jon and it’s just rubbing it in.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 25, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

:)

Can’t… stop… laughing.

by raldoo on Apr 25, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

chan ho park! home run!

chris volstad. wannabe san francisco giant.

by thebighead on Apr 25, 2009 4:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OT

New England took a guy named Patrick Chung from Oregon. I saw his picture (he’s from Jamaica and is black) and it reminded me of an old Seinfeld episode where George’s mother was taking advice from some woman with a Chinese last name but wasn’t and George’s mother said “You’re not Chinese”.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What was her name? Something Chang (short for Changstein).

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 25, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Donna Chang!

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 25, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Donna Chang!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 25, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Samuel L. Chang

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“I’m not taking advice from some girl from LONG ISLAND!”

by satyricrash on Apr 25, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

after a day of NFL drafting, I’m ready for baseball.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 5:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Still about 3489 more hours left of the NFL Draft.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, I’ve still got it on. Almost the Niners second pick!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You could always watch the 102-100 Red Sox-Yankees game.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not in HD again for the Giants feed on DirecTV Extra Innings?

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 5:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s on the Plus Channel due to hockey.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What a horrible day. First Bea Arthur dies and now this.

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And the swine flu. I knew it wasn’t going to be that H5N1.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 25, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, what?!

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

:(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but the Plus channel has an HD feed. No excuse.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL DAMON

dyin’

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 5:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like instrumental anthems best, I think.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dbacks are wearing their uglier black unis today.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 5:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lewis sucks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DFA

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey...

Did RJ get a make over… that image at the top looks pretty good

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ron Brace, BOSTON COLLEGE EAGLE, stolen from right under the Niners’ nose :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I CAN HAZ ANGRYZ!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 25, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BE MORE AGGRESSIVE RENTERIA

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice AB, Edgar.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Plate discipline

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DWIGHT!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That worked surprisingly perfectly.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

/puzzled

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ok, now we’re back to normal

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The San Francisco 49ers are on the clock

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

flagged, off-topic

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dammit, Bengie.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bengie >:(

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

no $$

:(

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No money.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i don’t like first pitch outs.

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Apr 25, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Man, I wanted better weather but it’s like 70° at 8:15 PM, this is disgusting.

GIVE ME SAN FRANCISCO WEATHER PLZ.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We’re not going to score.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

cmon, Scott

stop sucking

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that’s not in his contract

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rowand can’t hit Scherzer’s fastball.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you suck, Scott.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BOO SCOTT BOO

by satyricrash on Apr 25, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just Terrible

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hear Bruce in the background

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm only following on gameday right now,

but I’m assuming Bochy, right? Otherwise, I’d be thinking it’s Bruce Springsteen and that just doesn’t compute somehow.

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They were playing Glory Days in the background

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, I see.

That’s cool.

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 25, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can’t believe Red Sox-Yankees are still on when the Giants-DBacks and other games have started

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I can’t believe any other team would have the temerity to play at the same time as the Red Sox and Yankees.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Niners trade down to Panthers

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hope we get a 1st

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Niners trade out and the Panthers take Everette Brown

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So what channel is this on - Comcast?

Its not on 720, and damnit, I need HD!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 25, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Comcast Plus

No HD

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No HD. You could thank Sharks for that. It’s on Plus

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know, if the Sharks are going to choke, would it be too much trouble to do it in 4 games?

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The way things are going, we might not have to worry about this anymore.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

huh - I don't see it.

I have 116

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 25, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, I have 116 too. I can never remember the correct number.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn you Ojeda!

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OT: NFL Draft

Anybody know how many rounds are today?

by Merope on Apr 25, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

3

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no.

2 only.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 25, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just the first two.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It used to be 3, but it also used to be 15 minutes and 10 minutes…

by Merope on Apr 25, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So goes the no hitter.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ojeda

Who is this guy? He hit us in SF last week, too.

by non sequitur on Apr 25, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I believe he may have played for the Cubs as well.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dave is being very gloom and doom right now, does Johnson’s stuff look bad?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

does not look good so far. all the sliders hav ebeen up in the zone and for balls.

by thebighead on Apr 25, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pretty early yet. His first few splitters didn’t look too good, though.

by non sequitur on Apr 25, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear god, this feed is awful.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 25, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HD is so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend it.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Something I don’t or I would.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great image for the RJ Ks

by kaliber on Apr 25, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STFD REYNOLDS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, Niners got a first next year. Nice.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

More importantly

The Raiders continue to sabotage themselves. As a Broncos fan, this makes me extremely happy.

Wait maybe that’s the beer i’m sipping, either way… I’m happy.

The 2008-2009 Colorado Avalanche: Slumpbusters

by Jibblescribbits on Apr 25, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And they are done for today. Got a bunch of picks for tomorrow.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, they didn’t get CAR’s 2nd today?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hm, not sure how I feel about that one.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

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thank god for the K, that was a scary long strike 2.

by thebighead on Apr 25, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RANDY

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don’t like walks.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on Randy.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RANDY

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was going to tell [Giants Pitcher] to throw strikes, but if Byrnes will swing like Sandoval, it seems unnecessary.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Boston-NYY is finally over.

Now put my TV show on so I can record it and get to watching the Giants..

by kaliber on Apr 25, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

As the resdient newbie,

and until now not much of a baseball follower, why the hatred for Byrnes?

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just don't like the cut of his jib

just full of himself, and a hyperactive spazcase.

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by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good enough for me

BOOOOOOOOO Byrnes!

(and yes I was saying Booo, not Boourns)

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 25, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He played for the A’s and is from the Bay Area, he spends a good amount of time in the offseason appearing on radio chat shows and hanging out with FP Santangelo.

by Merope on Apr 25, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

^^ also this ^^

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by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only thing going for him was he was a Giants fan.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like him cause he went to my high school (St Francis) and is a genuinely nice, funny guy. He’d come by to hit batting practice in February and was a lot of fun to be around.

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by cornball on Apr 25, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So

In summary, he’s just one of those guys who there’s no real reason to hate… but you just want to punch him in the face.

This isn’t criticism, a guy at work just moved to maryland, and he’s the exact same way. He’s really nice, and he’s always friendly but i just wanted to disfiguere the guy.

I’m probably a bad person though

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 25, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he’s annoying as fuck personally but I hate that “LOL I’M SO ENERGETIC AND WACKY!” personality.

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by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And he has a history of KILLING the Giants. I usually don’t like guys who do that.

by satyricrash on Apr 25, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

I hate Barry Zito, AJ Piersynski, Marvin Benard, too.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahh

An Ekstein-ish player, that announcers love more than they should?

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 25, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, sort of. He’s also white so he hustles and he’s gritty.

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by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So he’s sandpaper glued to a pimp. Got it.

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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 25, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Understood.

I now hate him with all the heat of 1,000 Red-Supergiant Stars

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 25, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Supergiants are actually relatively cooler than other stars.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're right

I misread the Hertzsprung-Russel. Who puts a decreasing parameter on the x-axis..

How about 1,000 beta-centauri’s?

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 25, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Works for me!

I’m an astronomy nerd.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s Henry Norris Russell?

by non sequitur on Apr 25, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Physics nerd here

But admittedly more interested in more down-to-earth Physics related issues.

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 25, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I swear we can’t have one single gameday thread without it devolving into a discussion of the Hertzsprung-Russell diagram.

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I know Grant prefers to shy away from discussions of celestial objects, but people just can’t help themselves.

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I prefer Red Dwarf.

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I personally don’t mind him.

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He’s better than FP

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Suck it, Byrnes

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by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kuip is mixing his nickname-metaphors

just called Pablo “Little Panda.”

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by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OT - Those in California

You folks know there is another election coming up next month?

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How could I not know… freaking CTA calling my house 3-4 times a day everyday.
I finally told them to stop calling me or just for spite I’d vote NO on EVERYTHING!
They stopped calling.

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CGI Smokey is creepy.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ick

2nd inning LA 4-0

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought that one was gone.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust missed it

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by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn, Kuip had me hoping.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ANOTHER drive deep that gets caught dammit

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by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CRAP.

That looked good off the bat.

by non sequitur on Apr 25, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

UGH so close

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Burriss needs like 10 hits in a row

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Will he ever get a hit again?

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by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A:

Maybe

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was a crap swing from Burriss.

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ZZZzzzzzzzz.

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BLACKHOLE OF NONPRODUCTION

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WHY WASN’T IT A WHITEHOLE BUDDY

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HOLES ARENT COLORBIND

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f**k, colorblind

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EXCUSE ME

RAINBOWHOLE OF NONPRODUCTION

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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 25, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Giants just can’t hit this poorly all year.

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by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes they can.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And here I was, thinking you’d been watching the last couple years.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey, they’ve been bad but not 70 OPS+ bad

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by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here's a scenario in which they are this bad

Randy Winn will get better, but Fred Lewis will get worse. Bengie and Rowand are about as good as they’ll be all year, Renteria will improve a little, but the young guys are exactly this bad. Nobody in the minors is any better.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/wrists

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by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

As someone who’s taken German, Wienerschnitzel ads annoy me.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

burriss is just so overpowered at hte plate. /meekly grounds out AGAIN

by thebighead on Apr 25, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher]

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dont walk guys under the Mendoza line (Giants pitcher)

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Double play please.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Who is doing radio with Flem?

I know Miller is in Boston for tomorrow night.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You're on your own again

And you’re your best again
That’s what you tell yourself
I see it all the way as far as anyone can see
Except when it began I was so happy I didn’t feel like me

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by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Must be a lonely booth tonight.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dude…..

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn it, Bengie.

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Nice swing, Upton.

by non sequitur on Apr 25, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD UPTON

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by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Coaching visit to mound wtf

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Kruk thinks it’s a mechanical tweak.

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Sutton and Grace thought it was about asking him if he wanted to pitch around Snyder and get to the pitcher (even though there was only one out).

by non sequitur on Apr 25, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brilliant

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

idiots

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by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope the young Dbacks hitters never pan out.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 25, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NICE!

yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's.

by Die Hard on Apr 25, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL YOUNG

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by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FREDDIEEEEE

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 25, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL D BACKS

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’ll take it!

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL DIMAONDBACKSDF

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by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 25, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol i wish i could watch this on TV… flem said johnson was starin’ snyder down :O

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it’s only newsworthy when Unit doesn’t give someone the ojo

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by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

3 pich GTFO

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

pitch*

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

C’mon, Fred.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow. That was close for Scherzer.

by non sequitur on Apr 25, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll start it

What is everyone having for dinner?? Me, I’m having Spare Ribs in black bean sauce with corn (with bacon and scrambled eggs).

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Probably pasta with butter and cheese. Boooooring.

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by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unsure

Probably some sausages on the grill, or a pizza.

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 25, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Loaded Baked potatoes

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

orange chicken

yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's.

by Die Hard on Apr 25, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

does it bleed orange?

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 25, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bet your ass, black and orange

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it bleeds orange it bleeds orange

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something that will be horrible for me, but great for this godawful hangover. maybe pizza

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

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I think I’m having food for dinner.

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Intriguing

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chicken soup.

by non sequitur on Apr 25, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nori and Ramen lawl

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i'm picturing you eating both of these, raw

but i imagine there will be a soup involved?

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Only in your imagination!

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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 25, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I made the mistake of letting my 3 year old choose (since the fella and the other kid are off on a campout). So I had Taco Bell. Ugh.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 25, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ooooh.

So that’s what infield range looks like

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by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh come on.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh come on

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by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fucking pitchers.

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Are you shitting me?

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Pitchers…

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

REALLY?

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

this is really ridiculous at this point.

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by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh that was his first ML hit too.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

First career fucking hit

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Higher OPS this year: The Giants, or pitchers facing the Giants?

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The pitchers

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bb-ref Hoooo!

.188 /.212 /.313. That might not include Sherzer’s hit today, which would bring it up to .212/.216/.333

so better than Ishikawa and Burriss, but worse than Winn and Sandoval

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by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bring the DH to the NL. I’m tired of pitchers smacking us around.

by non sequitur on Apr 25, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What the hell? How are all pitchers like Pete Rose against the Giants?

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol rundown

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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 25, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YACKITY SAX

by satyricrash on Apr 25, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I would not like having Randy Johnson running after me.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL Scherzer, but ends up the same

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But

DBacks replace the pitcher with a much better runner.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

for an out

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by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Strikes plz

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Strikes

Throw ’em

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Those off-speed pitches that are going high and outside to the RH hitter — are those splitters or sliders?

by non sequitur on Apr 25, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Double play, please.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Throw strikes Giants Pitching Unit!

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nice defense…

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

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Panda D

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Lil Money!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Off-Topic: Raiders

I’m sure there’s a bunch of 49ers fans/Radier Haters here… from Yahoo Sports on the Raiders 2nd round pick:

Once again, the Raiders reach for a guy who was considered a late round/free agent prospect on most team’s draft boards. I don’t know what the thought process is in Oakland, but this a very ugly first two picks.

God bless Al Davis

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 25, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I liked the Raiders when I was a kid. I know Davis did some good things for football, but ever since he took the team to LA ..meh on them.
He’s been so ridiculous I decided some years ago that I’m not paying any attention to them till he retires.

by Merope on Apr 25, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I grew up in Denver, and I’m mostly a Denver sports fan (minus Rockies). Watching the Raiders implode from within is pretty enjoyable

The 2008-2009 Colorado Avalanche: Slumpbusters

by Jibblescribbits on Apr 25, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Still waiting

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Guess not

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Strike out monster is hungry : STOP PLAYING WITH ITS FOOD!

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LETS GO GIANTS PITCHING

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 25, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Randy has looked not great so far

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Randy has looked not great fucking awful so far

by thebighead on Apr 25, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of coarse he does. His the Cary Grant of the staff after all.

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by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, good. Another walk.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD

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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 25, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Throw motherfucking strikes, [Giants pitcher]

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL BYRENSIE

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not a problem.

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Suck it, Byrnes

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I’ll take it. I guess.

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by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Suck it, Byrnes.

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Randy has been realllllly lucky so far

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Has he found the long lost Woody Horse Shoe?

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LOL BYRNES FAIL

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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 25, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank god Byrnes

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

whew

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Apr 25, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I dont get most of the Comcast sportsnet ads

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was going to ask radio or tv? and then I realized they are both pretty bad.

by Merope on Apr 25, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Tv one where the Girl changes from one to the other and the voice doesnt match up gets me. They are all pretty bad, like the windsprints high protein diet one.

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

everything is being hit hard, no control…watching randy is doubly painful bc i started him for my fantasy team ducks

by thebighead on Apr 25, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

did not know that asterisks would make my ducking action EXTREME!

by thebighead on Apr 25, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Autoformat can be a pain here.

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PROTIP

Putting Greg Papa on your commercial doesn’t make me want to watch your show.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Flem on the TeeVee!

by satyricrash on Apr 25, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wheee!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Offense

Do something

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Anybody hear the newer Wells Fargo ads regarding the Giants

It’s not Randy Wynn (unrated) but Shane Snow.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

anything is better then listening to Fred Lewis trying to read a cue card

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shane Snow is a better actor than Randy and Fred combined

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by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And he’s only about 10 or 11 years old.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dave fleming’s collared shirt with all 3 buttons buttoned made me lol

by thebighead on Apr 25, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

paging sanchez....

mr. johnathan sanchez please get warm in the bullpen

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 25, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Let me guess, we’re looking at another 2-0 game, one way or another.

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It looks like we’ll be lucky to score 0 runs.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol Clark

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by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Max Scherzer is throwing a SHUTOUT

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NOWAI

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A SHUTOUT? The Giants have scored NO RUNS against him? It seems like they would have scored ONE SINGLE RUN, but I guess the Giants HAVEN’T SCORED ONE RUN YET.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Molina's HR last night

looked like an Andruw Jones swing

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 25, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mark Grace is going out on a limb and telling the audience that Stephen Strasburg will be the #1 pick in the next draft. “You heard it here first.”

by non sequitur on Apr 25, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

facepalm

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In fairness, the viewers probably did here it there first.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hear, even

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

big money 4tw

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 25, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

B-MONEY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Money!

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 25, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CHA CHING

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

UP the 12 pitches this side…

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

$

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MONEY MONEY MONEY!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HEY MONEY

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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 25, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice one, Bengie.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Chuggachugga

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Apr 25, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now Bengie can score on a homer.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He could get home on two triples.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And an error

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

XBH please, Mr. Gamer.

by non sequitur on Apr 25, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

cmon SCOTT

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rowand could just stand there and have a better ab then last time

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dude Rowand wtf

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 25, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is fucking fail

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Scott make him work.

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by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rowand

completely overmatched

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, he looks like a pitcher.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But I thought pitchers were good at hitting lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WRONG TEAM

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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 25, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

True

He looks like one of our pitchers.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well you know we don’t have any outfielders on the bench that could play instead …

by Merope on Apr 25, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stop sucking, Scott.

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not touching the fastball.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rowand is made of poop

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

scott fail

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Apr 25, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus Christ Rowand!

Take a gooddamn pitch!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 25, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Are you kidding me?

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 25, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol Rowand

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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 25, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SCOTT SUCKS

by satyricrash on Apr 25, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What the hell, Scott.

by non sequitur on Apr 25, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Aflac question

Can you name the four catchers to start for the Giants during the 1987 season?

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bob Melvin has to be one

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brenley one other

by satyricrash on Apr 25, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brenly and Manwaring too?

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Manwaring yeah.

by satyricrash on Apr 25, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brenley
Manwaring
Melvin
??

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by imovermyhead on Apr 25, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pablo could use an XBH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Despite my frustration, that ab made me laugh

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well that ws psecail Scott. Thank you collecting your check.

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by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm so glad we're spedning $12M on Rowand

Clearly, its better to spend the money on guy’s like this instead of Bonds or you know.. anyone who can hit.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 25, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOLFFENSE

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

POOP I SAY
POOP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Our offense is pretty bad.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Our offense is pretty bad.

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey its looks match our starter’s looks!

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by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is throwback Giants offense

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

From what 1896?

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

2008

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 25, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The bad parts of last year

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1896 Giants had a team OPS+ over 100 :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The 1896 Giants

had a 1st baseman named Willie Clark

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 25, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is throwbackup Giants offense

fixed

by Merope on Apr 25, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pablo…

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

rowand looked like he wanted to cry in the dugout hahahahahah

by thebighead on Apr 25, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GAMERS NEVER CRY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

his tears are made of dirt, hard work, and unadulterated buffalo semen!

by thebighead on Apr 25, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i’ll apologize for the (hopefully) first reference to buffalo semen in MCC history, i dont know whats going through my mind right now.

by thebighead on Apr 25, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a feeling it wasn’t the first.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I doubt it.

by satyricrash on Apr 25, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THEY JUST BLEED

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BLEED GRIT AND HUSTLE

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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 25, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mackey Sassar was the other catcher, OF COURSE.

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FIRST MENTION OF MACKEY SASSAR

ON MCC

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh wait

His name is Mackey Sasser.

There have been 15 comments about him LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(Actually I misspelled it and it’s Mackey Sasser)

Time to hang myself in shame!

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WORST GIANTS FAN EVER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Didn’t Mackey Sasser get arrested for stabbing a girl a few years back?

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not as far as I can tell, but there’s this.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

maybe that was it, roid rage

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Apr 25, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was just thinking it’d be weird if sharksrog participated in a Gameday thread.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WPM: OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 25, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eric Byrnes Power Level?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That would mean he is watching the game.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is a great night NOT to have HD

Imagine Randy Johnson in HD?? Yuck!!

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

leadoff walks

not a fan

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What’s with these two-strike counts ending up in walks?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh boy

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Double play, please.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So does Fili Moala have a brother named Kili?

by Merope on Apr 25, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck

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by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Take Johnson out.

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by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hrm.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And there’s our 2-0 game.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

they should just call it now

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

2009 San Francisco Giants

Sudden Death Baseball!

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BALLGAME

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 25, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Game over?

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I knew this would happen eventually.

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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 25, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You know, you really can’t fault Kuip for not doing justice to the HR hit by opposing teams.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

this.

i’m in san diego and have had to listen to Vasgersian/Mark Grant for the last several years basically discuss other change the topic an opponent’s homerun leave the bat.
“Here’s Peavy to the plate….and, oh my, that…so, Mud—what’d you have at the Valley View Casino buffet last night?”

by sayheybk on Apr 25, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

boy did i mangle that first sentence

by sayheybk on Apr 25, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sweet Jeebus. Game

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by CB30 on Apr 25, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

even his pickoff throws are errant.

by thebighead on Apr 25, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Inevitability~

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that sucked more than rush.

7-8 - Winners of 5 out of 6. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 25, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

let’s not get carried away

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 25, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

way harsh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We’re all angry, but that’s clearly not true.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

there's your 2-0

we can all go home now

by thebighead on Apr 25, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I BLAME MACKEY SASSER

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sassy Macker

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 25, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, here’s an opportunity for Sanchez to get some work in!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF Justin Miller?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Their lineup’s geared up for a power lefty and BAM – we hit ’em with the righty!

They’ll never see it coming!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Remember when everybody was getting pissed that Bochy took out Johnson during his last start?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 25, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hard to get games??

C’mon Kruk, no such thing.

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks, Scherzer.

by Natto on Apr 25, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ah Poo!

Hieed!! Warm up Pen Now!!

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So

HOW ABOUT THAT MICHAEL CRABTREE??

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Isn’t that the store with all smelly soaps and stuff my wife loves to inflect on me ?

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 25, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DOUBLE SWITCH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 25, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh what a surprise

a double switch!!!

by SFGuy on Apr 25, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DOUBLE SWITCH!!!!!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 25, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol Rowand coming out

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Apr 25, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

even the giants scoreboard worker thinks johnson fails, he put a walk afer the 3-0 pitch despite it being a strike. sigh

by thebighead on Apr 25, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what new phone should I get?

Palm Treo 755p
Blackberry 8330
Blackberry Curve 8330
Moto Q 9c
Samsung ACE
Palm Centro

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

is miller wearing one

of those explosive collars from running man?

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Apr 25, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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