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Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m sleepy. DAMN YOU WEST COAST.

by xanthan on Apr 24, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOSER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to get up at 5 am now for work. It’s killing me!

by xanthan on Apr 24, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

sat..5 am!? hell

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by haverecords on Apr 24, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he meant this morning. So xanthan’s been up for almost 19 hours.

Regardless of what happens tomorrow, I could see him wanting to go to bed.

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. Mon-Fri I’m up at 5.

by xanthan on Apr 24, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Best coast

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

But computers never get sleepy.

by SFGuy on Apr 24, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then why is there a sleep mode, smarty pants?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 24, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY XANTHAN

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s only 11:30 you big baby

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by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Been up since 5 am, father.

by xanthan on Apr 24, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Says it all

6-8 - Winners of 4 out of 5. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 24, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

This better not jinx the Giants.

by SFGuy on Apr 24, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

This thread better not be cursed

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by Azmanz on Apr 24, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

If it is, you’re to blame for mentioning it.

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

23 K’s and 1 BB in last two starts against the same team. Amazing

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by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeha, who would have thought they’d get a whole walk?

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

0 walks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I was gonna say..

When did he walk someone?

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by Azmanz on Apr 24, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Long luxurious hair.

by satyricrash on Apr 24, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Diamondbacks anguish makes me laugh.

Go Timmy.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 24, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

FLEM

said “THat’s # 109 from Davis”

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 24, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Does he know?
Does he have a McC tattoo that we can’t see?

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 24, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He likes us! He really likes us!

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

FLEM SECRET MCCOVEN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He lurks at night

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

:o What if GRM is G-R-Flem?

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 24, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flem is too awesome for that.

GRM might be Joe Angel though.

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can see that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flem is way more critical of the Giants than GRM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL DBACKS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish we could face this team every day.

by scout6 on Apr 24, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOLOLOL

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

All right, Timmy

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 24, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

lawl

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 24, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Davis at 109

ok, now 111

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by Little Napoleon on Apr 24, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Speed!

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 24, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

6-8 - Winners of 4 out of 5. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 24, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s pretty old, pitch count’s not really a big deal

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not made of porcelain.

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

To make us feel better.

by scout6 on Apr 24, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Melvin talked to Bruce Jenkins before the game

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by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably to face the pitcher, then flew is a lefty. melvin is playing the matchups. probably would yank at renteria.

by thebighead on Apr 24, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, that worked out well for him. First and second nobody out

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by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LEFTIES CAN'T HIT LEFTIES

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Bochy’s head explodes, kills thousands.

by scout6 on Apr 24, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred could use a hit.

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

First HR of the year pleez?

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants don't hit home runs.

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by Azmanz on Apr 24, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boom

Yes

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're really good at calling this stuff

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

FLEW heard that

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

so awesome that even strikeouts don’t strike him out

by mrpata on Apr 24, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim FTW

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FLEW!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred!

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

This is fun

6-8 - Winners of 4 out of 5. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 24, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah!

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 24, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet they’re doing the GIANTSK promotion again. That was a flash of brilliance.

OMG FRED IS HITTING

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 24, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah but what's this "premium bleacher" dreck

not as exciting if the count starts down from $25… I think I went to one with $7 tickets last year

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

by natteringnabob on Apr 24, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The pig F.Lew isn’t this deadly.

gully

by DanRed on Apr 24, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

welcome back Freddie!!!

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 24, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

That hung a lot

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Steve Nash is bringing us luck

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by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I hide my Neve Stash in my sock drawer

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t be a DBacks game if they didn’t interview Steve Nash

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by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 24, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

steve nash

is ugly

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 24, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOW I remember where I’ve seen Lincecum’s hair before.

by non sequitur on Apr 24, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just in time for the Timmy special. K and stealing first base. And that a boy, Freddie.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 24, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m out again y’all. I need to have facetime with my other family. The one I’m related to.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 24, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

When is the cheap Lincecum start day?

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by Azmanz on Apr 24, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

His next home start, I think.

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wednesday

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang, was hoping it was the Dodger game.

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by Azmanz on Apr 24, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a Dodger game.

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I'm off..

I thought we played the Dodgers next weekend.

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by Azmanz on Apr 24, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

they're going to have to pay US soon

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 24, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

big decision here. Do you bunt the hot Renteria to bring up the cold Wynn?

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by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I wouldn't

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by Azmanz on Apr 24, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would. A base hit by either Winn or Molina would win the game

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by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck no

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I vote not to play for one run.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

No chance

already up 2

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

well that’s a pretty easy big decision

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by Viliphied on Apr 24, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You probably shouldn’t be on the gameday thread right now, Bruce. You have a game to manage.

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re a team of veteran guys, but we also have a lot of young guys. We just have to take it one game at a time.

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you know that lefties hit Doug Davis better than righties?

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

you and Bochy are on the same wavelength, man.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

when Melvin gets fired, do the Dbacks hire Kirt Manwaring to replace him?

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

although Decker might be closer

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 24, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sees what you did there

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

also...

who’dathunk Doug Mirabelli and Yorvit Torrealba stick around for so long?

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 24, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Fred's stance and swing

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Reminds of BLB

little bit of a bat wiggle even

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get Fred some Clear now!

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 24, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHUSH YOU

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think his acne is that bad.

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think those crying DBack pictures look pretty cool side by side. Looks like there’s a banner in the background.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 24, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Uggggggggh why is bunt

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

It seems like Gutierrez pitches in every game.

gully

by DanRed on Apr 24, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah Bochy, Nah

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

complete. have the hottest hitter sac bunt?!!

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by haverecords on Apr 24, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think my feed is about a hitter behind you guys.

by xanthan on Apr 24, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s like reading horrible future messages.

by xanthan on Apr 24, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

AUGH IS LINCECUM OK??? THERE’S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!

Eric "Beastmode" Surkamp, Overlord of Augusta.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 24, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOMEONE PACK THAT ARM IN ICE

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROBOTS ARE EVERYWHERE, oh we’re doing a different one

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rxmeister and Bochy agree

I’m so ashamed

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by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Come to think of it, I’ve never seen the two of you at the same place, at the same time..

by xanthan on Apr 24, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’re actually the same age too

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by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does have enough headspace to fit more than one person.

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like those Russian doll things.

by xanthan on Apr 24, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy and I almost has the same cap size. I wear an 8.

by SFGuy on Apr 24, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want an unrated productive out here

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Bochey.

Please don’t do that ever again.

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by MonkeyChow on Apr 24, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

BUNTZ R BAD

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 24, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously?

moving the runners on 0 outs is a bad thing? Maybe you prefer the AL?

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 24, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It made us literally no more likely to win this game.

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by Viliphied on Apr 24, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

+ouch

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 24, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

this reminds me of korean baseball

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 24, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

2-0... squeeze play?

no one would see it coming

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by j14 on Apr 24, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy Winn is going to make some Dbacks fans cry.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

no, benjie is

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by haverecords on Apr 24, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

spelling fail.

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 24, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The dog?

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently the dbacks agreed

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

This team needs all the help it can get scoring runz

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by Little Napoleon on Apr 24, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

that answers that

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by Idaho Nick on Apr 24, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

They want DP Bengie

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by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

that's just the dbacks announcers

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

WYNN

IS ******* UNRATED

6-8 - Winners of 4 out of 5. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 24, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Money up with the bases loaded.

by non sequitur on Apr 24, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Ball 4?

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH

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by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Genius..

Walk to get to the easy GiDP

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by Azmanz on Apr 24, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

God I hate Bochy

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m glad we bunted.

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Wasted outs are always fun and worth it

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh this is lovely

Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 24, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

bmoney!

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 24, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

and let's go to the WPA graph

NO CHANGE!!!!! shocking. sigh.

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by Viliphied on Apr 24, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

22 FAIL

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 24, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Byrnes trip?

gully

by DanRed on Apr 24, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn, inches from blowing the game open

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by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

That gamer Byrnes fellow… makes those outs EXCITING!

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by MonkeyChow on Apr 24, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

That gamer Byrnes fellow Brian Fellow

by '83 Fleer on Apr 24, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

was crazy Byrnes doing the breast stroke or freestyle?

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 24, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

No chance this ends well

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you want to die?

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell yes

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by haverecords on Apr 24, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll take your double and you’ll like it.

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

No GIDP please

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

K with a pitch off the plate coming.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 24, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie 0-2

thought Sandoval was hitting

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

BIG MOTHERFUCKING MONEY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Runz!!

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 24, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Defence fail

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

BENGIE!

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 24, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

MONEY MONEY MONEY!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 24, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

big money bitches!

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by haverecords on Apr 24, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL STATUS

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There’s your DP fuckers!!

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by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

hah

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DINERO!

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 24, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

mine has had a shit day.

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by haverecords on Apr 24, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Lincecum come out for the 7th after spending so much time on the bases?

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by MonkeyChow on Apr 24, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

NO

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He’s not made of porcelain!

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

beastly question

Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 24, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hola. Gracias Bengie.

gully

by DanRed on Apr 24, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

See, the bunt worked!

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by Little Napoleon on Apr 24, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

bengie makes me so very happy

Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 24, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

BENGIE

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENED (late)

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BIG MONEY GOES AROUND THE WORLD

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 24, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH

6-8 - Winners of 4 out of 5. Thanks, bullpen.

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Yes

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yup

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

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Bengie’s just a triple away from the cycle.

It’s totally gonna happen, you guys.

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

DARE TO DREAM

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by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve already bet on it.

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

What it would take for that to happen

Would be a thread unto itself.

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SHIT YEA SON!!!!

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

cmon Scott, let’s rub it in

by mrpata on Apr 24, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOOOO MONEY

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I just got my voice back..

I thought that was a slam..

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by Azmanz on Apr 24, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, it did look like if for a second.

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by cornball on Apr 24, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was nice Bengie. Also, Chris Young?

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by cornball on Apr 24, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I have him on my team. :(

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s sad for you.

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by cornball on Apr 24, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

so glad I took him in that fantasy league where defense counts

whatevs. Bengie ripped it.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

stupid Scott

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

typical

6-8 - Winners of 4 out of 5. Thanks, bullpen.

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by rhys on Apr 24, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

mehhh

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD THING I STARTED DOUG DAVIS

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by MonkeyChow on Apr 24, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap.... AROW...

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 24, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Make up call

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by Viliphied on Apr 24, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

no, he went

6-8 - Winners of 4 out of 5. Thanks, bullpen.

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by rhys on Apr 24, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is NOT where the bat is but the umpire’s interpretation of the batters intent to go.

by SFGuy on Apr 24, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

NERD

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That line always makes me lol

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by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOOL OF A SCOTT

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks blue

(dumbass)

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 24, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Dbacks

not a good team.

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

love the slow-mo of his reaction…

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 24, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

This pitcher looks like Armando Bentiez

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by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

or Benitez

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clap clap clapclapclap

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Base hit scores….well one.

by scout6 on Apr 24, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

but an extra base hit!

will still probably score one. Damn.

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by Viliphied on Apr 24, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda.....

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 24, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

pandapandapandapandapanda

by mrpata on Apr 24, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

A 2-1 count

exotic

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-1 NOW!

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-1

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by haverecords on Apr 24, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-1

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 24, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy crap did he just take 3 balls in a row?

by mrpata on Apr 24, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t believe Pablo’s taken 3 pitches in the same game, much less AB.

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

nor can i

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by haverecords on Apr 24, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

walk@!

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 24, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO?

can’t be.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 24, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEAD SPLODE

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG HE WALKED

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by rhys on Apr 24, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda can haz walks?

im confused

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by j14 on Apr 24, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE SHIT
PABLO WALKED

& then Rich Aurilia promptly grounded into a double play

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

like last time

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by haverecords on Apr 24, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Photobucket

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by nvsfg on Apr 24, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

WALKS R GUD

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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 24, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

WIANTS!

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 24, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo and his notorious plate discipline

gully

by DanRed on Apr 24, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

You can’t walk off the South America, meat.

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can think of it as a really big island.

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was obviously intentional

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by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

by the pitcher

or by Pablo? Batter unintentional walk

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

by natteringnabob on Apr 24, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

looked like the same crap they usually throw him

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

PABLOOOO!!!

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by Azmanz on Apr 24, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo took four straight balls

(faints)

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 24, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

All right, Richard Santos. Do something productive, please.

by non sequitur on Apr 24, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, Panda....walks are good...

Rich baby…

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 24, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

A smart manager would send up TI here

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by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

never mind. Lefty warming up

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Anybody have the weather forecast for hell? I think it just froze over.

by Merope on Apr 24, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Got another hit in you, Rich?

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

GO CRAZY

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo with the 6th walk of his career!

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 24, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

This is what's lame..

If Ishi was up and there was a lefty pitcher.. Bochy would put in Rich.. but now that Rich is in with a righty, no Ishi..

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by Azmanz on Apr 24, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you, bochy

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

lefty warming up in the pen. He was right to leave him in there against Amy Gutierrez

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BIEN HECHO, MIJO!!!!!

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Gutierrez is losing it fast

by mrpata on Apr 24, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Honestly. No control for him in this one.

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by cornball on Apr 24, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I picked him up today..

Cus he looked so good last week

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by Azmanz on Apr 24, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

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by haverecords on Apr 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon clutch walk

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Nationals fans go crazy.

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does Krukow know about hitting?

by SFGuy on Apr 24, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Everything

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by Azmanz on Apr 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

how to disrupt it.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had 4 more career homers than Kuip.

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

more HRs than kuip

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you turning on Krukow now too?

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by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I listen when talks about pitching.

by SFGuy on Apr 24, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s silly.

Pitchers know a lot about hitting. They just don’t have the skills to do it very well.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He knows...

that hitting is timing.
and pitching is disrupting that timing.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I too played that game a lot.

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everything about anything

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-0

I feel a fake bunt

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by j14 on Apr 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Attn.

Take sign is ON

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Take another pitch, Rich!

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Bunt it. You know you want to.

by xanthan on Apr 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

DON’T TEMPT HIM

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THEY’D NEVER EXPECT IT

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, GO HUNT.

gully

by DanRed on Apr 24, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Paging Harry Seaward!

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Richie

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by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

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Good thing they gave away that out!

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 24, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

YARLYA

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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 24, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

emphasis on the small, apparently

by mrpata on Apr 24, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still pretty Giants of them for that situation

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice job, Richie. 3-0 count and you couldn’t do anything. Then again, he got a huge hit last inning

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by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa

it’s already 9? Maybe I should make some dinner.

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 24, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW IM SO GLAD HES IN OVER ISHIKAWA

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Atleast 3

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by Azmanz on Apr 24, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought

computers didn’t deal with infinity.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 24, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over 9000!!!!111

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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 24, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look on the bright side

He just fell out of Bochy’s favor.

6-8 - Winners of 4 out of 5. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 24, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah

He’s a veteran. He just needs more ABs to bust out of this slump.

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Krukow: “Rich Aurilia can smell RBI’s”

wut

by xanthan on Apr 24, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

PHANTOM SCENTS

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Nah

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to think of something snarky to say and

I got nothin

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE'S LIKE A BLOODHOUND

also, he’s been fixed and has no balls.

by thebighead on Apr 24, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s the problem. He can smell them, but he can’t drive them in

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by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad he won’t get any.

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can smell steaming turds too

Doesn’t make him particularly adept at acquiring them.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 24, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

does it smell like a GIDP?

by SeeingStars on Apr 24, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was too much to ask of multiple RBIs of richie.

by thebighead on Apr 24, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Richie had his moment

I guess now he’s back to being a rotting corpse.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 24, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh, can’t get too greedy I guess…we’ve already scored more runs that we got in the last 3 games against these guys combined.

by snafu on Apr 24, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

he didn't hit into a DP

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 24, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddamn Richie. 3-0 and that’s all you can muster? A can of corn?

ATTN BOCHY: Aurilia really sucks against righties.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
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by cornball on Apr 24, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

OT

I’m playing with idiots in my ESPN league. One guy dropped Brandon Phillips and another dropped JJ hardy and Willy Taveras

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Hardy was dropped in my league too. (shakes head)

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by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 24, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have Hardy in the McC league

Someone offered me Yunel Escobar for him.

Nope!

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

noob GM

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

shhh
/is trying to trade for Hardy in MCC league

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phillips was dropped in my league too, but I lost the waiver claim

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by j14 on Apr 24, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers just took a 4-3 lead in the 8th

by SFGuy on Apr 24, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

NO

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 24, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grr. I now feel anti-schadenfraude.

Adopted: David B. Flemming

by Larson2042 on Apr 24, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD TRACY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

gtfo

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

How bad are the Diamondbacks?

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by Azmanz on Apr 24, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

worse offense than SF

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

by natteringnabob on Apr 24, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 24, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only the Giants could play the DBacks every day, they would be in 1st place.

by SFGuy on Apr 24, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf is a Kentucky Bourbon Burger? What sort of California wizardry is this?

by xanthan on Apr 24, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I have no idea.
Pretty tasty tough.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 24, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re an alcoholic aren’t you?

by SFGuy on Apr 24, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s actually Kenny Rogers

by xanthan on Apr 24, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT ABOUT VOMIT MIXED WITH SEPTIC TANK DISCHARGE AND KENTUCKY BOURBON?

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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 24, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

eyes his maker’s mark

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmm, Maker’s.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 24, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

   Irony – Darren Sutton showing off the Justin Upton bobblehead doll and he lost his bat.

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by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 24, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember when everyone was freaking out about Lincecum?

by xanthan on Apr 24, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope. I do not remember this.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 24, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT TWO BAD STARTS IN A ROW

THAT’S NEVER HAPPENED TO A GOOD PITCHER BEFORE!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

not to mention

TWO BAD STARTS IN WHICH HIS PERIPHERAL STATS WERE STILL REALLY GOOD!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Niether did I

seriously I didn’t

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first inning?

Yeah, I do remember that.

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and when everyone thought the padres and marlins were for real.

by snafu on Apr 24, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

His velocity is still down 1.5 MPH. Not necessarily a bad thing.

I like the super control Lincecum better. If he can get pinpoint control with his stuff, he could be even better.

Eric "Beastmode" Surkamp, Overlord of Augusta.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 24, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sit in shocked amazement of this guy

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

the question is

does timmy get pulled after this inning or will Botchery let him pitch the 8th

by mrpata on Apr 24, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d be inclined to let him sit.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 24, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

MIght as well pull him

got a big lead

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll be over 100 pitches, I say take him out.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who else is disappointed when the Backs put the ball in play?

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by Azmanz on Apr 24, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

+100000000

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

by natteringnabob on Apr 24, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

\o_

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 24, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I didn’t even realize he had 11 Ks. I thought it was only 6 or 7.

by non sequitur on Apr 24, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just count the Dbacks.

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I know. I just meant, I didn’t realize he was striking so many people out.

by non sequitur on Apr 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only with two strikes

I like one pitch outs.

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t mind if it was first pitch of the at bat put in play. I don’t like it when the count gets up there and THEN it’s “in play out”

by Merope on Apr 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol dave

PITCH… LOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

STRIKE CALLED

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Get back. Will be a K

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Heh

Flem: 3-1 pitch. LOOOW….strike called

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by Larson2042 on Apr 24, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Upton with the dick move.

gully

by DanRed on Apr 24, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

To be fair it was a ball

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim is getting respect strikes now. IN ONLY HIS SECOND FULL YEAR!

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 24, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn. A walk.

6-8 - Winners of 4 out of 5. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 24, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LINCECUM SUCKS!

PULL HIM

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by Azmanz on Apr 24, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Booooo walks :(

Eric "Beastmode" Surkamp, Overlord of Augusta.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 24, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

OHHHH TIMMY!

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Apr 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

A WALK?

WHAT A BUM, COME ON LINCECUM THROW STRIKES!

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain > Lincecum

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

AT BEST

6-8 - Winners of 4 out of 5. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is this madness of which you speak

by mrpata on Apr 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito > Lincecum

Zito didn’t walk anybody in his last start therefore he must be better

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 24, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like to say...

that while Timmy throws faster, Cain throws harder.

Wrap your mind around that one, kids.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 24, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sign: “I just turned 21 and all I want is a kiss from Upton”
Mark Grace: “Oh, I don’t blame you honey.”

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by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

funny

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

D:

They are so creepy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grace wants a kiss from Upton, too?

by SFGuy on Apr 24, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you ever seen Grace when Broxton comes into a game? It’s….interesting.

by xanthan on Apr 24, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He must be an ass man.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s like this…GOLLY, HERE COMES BIG JONATHAN BROXTON. A BIG ’OLE CORN-FED HUNK OF MAN MEAT THAT THROWS GASSSSSSSSSS.

by xanthan on Apr 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I THINK YOU MEAN ETHANOL

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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 24, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP!

by xanthan on Apr 24, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIS ASS IS SHAPED LIKE A DELICIOUS SSSSSACK OF POTATOES!

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two little things

Ruined the perfection of this game. Davis’ hit and this walk.

Just argh.

6-8 - Winners of 4 out of 5. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim, MURDER

gully

by DanRed on Apr 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Bob Melvin trying to get Snyder out of a slump..

By starting him against Lincecum.. Yeah, that normally works.

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by Azmanz on Apr 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol, that’s a dumb idea.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 24, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Manwaring isn’t doing anything.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anagram of "TIM FINISH HIM"

FIST HIM, IN HIM

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

ewwww

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a bit too far.

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark Grace just jizzed in his pants

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

ewwww

That’s a bit too far.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 24, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Oakland is really getting roughed up tonight.

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 24, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

The A’s are doing pretty bad too.

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I normally don’t root against the A’s, but I’ve had a lot of people talkin shit on the Giants and how much better the A’s are, so I’ve been hoping they’d suck.

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by Azmanz on Apr 24, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

They need ZITO

I heard he’s back.

/Athletic

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 24, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitch 109 upcoming. I’m calling strike 3.

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by MonkeyChow on Apr 24, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

EPIC WIN

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t blame me, blame google image search

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by Larson2042 on Apr 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Anakin/Dooku fight?

by non sequitur on Apr 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kill him

Kill him now.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH TIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

109

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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 24, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, this should be it for Tim

BB and a WP in the same inning

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

SWEET

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

more than a hundred!

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

damnit. Beat me

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 24, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully that was his last pitch.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 24, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

take that, jerkface

but Tim’s done for the night :(

by mrpata on Apr 24, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

ONE
OH
NINE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

If

Flem works in 109 in the bottom of the 8th, we’ll know for sure.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim is so good

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

And his ERA?

3.09
Just too perfect…

6-8 - Winners of 4 out of 5. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

The rare 39 Nail Gun Shots to the head killer.

gully

by DanRed on Apr 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

After maybe 10 or 15 nails, that’s just a waste.

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

because nailguns are awesome

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by Viliphied on Apr 24, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

That X-ray was gruesome.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Tim. He throws strikes for the Giants.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

109+1

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

7 IP
1 ER
5 H
1 BB
11 SO

Pretty good outing

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

eh

that 1ER and the 1BB… not impressed

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too many 1's.

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by Azmanz on Apr 24, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Madbum sez "meh"

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

DID HE GET THE WIN?

That’s all that matters.

Eric "Beastmode" Surkamp, Overlord of Augusta.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 24, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game not over.

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by Azmanz on Apr 24, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LINCECUM IS BACK

not that I ever thought he was gone.

by mrpata on Apr 24, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't call it a comeback

He was never gone.

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

He’s going to bat?!

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by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 24, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

You better be jokin

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

can’t waste Nate’s bat

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, he’s reached base twice. He’s one of our best bats.

by non sequitur on Apr 24, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

When are we going to admit that Lincecum might not be it?

by xanthan on Apr 24, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

When Burriss stops hitting

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 24, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he keeps walking

1 player every game.. then he wont be able to cut it in the bigs.

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by Azmanz on Apr 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bobby Korecky means this game is over.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

did someone kill his twin brother? :(

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOCHY.

NO.

DO NOT DO THIS.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

BURRIS

hit ball (out of infield preferred)

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 24, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

almost

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

and replacing Grilli is Alan Embree

by SFGuy on Apr 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is FAIL.

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by cornball on Apr 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

HI I’M BRUCE BOCHY AND I’M AN IDIOT

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by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit

is Tim really batting? you fucking joking?

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochey… you pull him after 98 in a TIE GAME…

And now in a 4 run game… WHAT THE FUCK

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by MonkeyChow on Apr 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Really wish I lived near SF

14 bucks to go see a game sounds pretty awesome

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Uhh… why is Lincecum batting?

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

bochy.

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WAT

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Why the fuck is Timmy hitting?

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

eh

what?

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by j14 on Apr 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Really Bruce?

gully

by DanRed on Apr 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

WTFFFFFF

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

by natteringnabob on Apr 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

uh. why?

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING BOCHY

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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

OH WHAT THE HELL

He LOOKED tired last inning.

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

BOO BOCHY

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by Azmanz on Apr 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t believe this amount of idiocy exists in one person.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Sabean?

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by SigChiJas on Apr 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit Bochy is a fucking moron

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

This makes little sense.

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by cornball on Apr 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

What are the odds

that Lincecum doesn’t finish the 8th inning
that Lincecum pitches to more than two batters in the 8th
that Lincecum pitches to more than one batter in the 8th

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by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

0.0%
0.01%
1%

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by Azmanz on Apr 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He will not finish the 8th

he is tired. He should be done.

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

100%
0%
0.01%

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This Logic does not penetrate my brain

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t really like this.

by non sequitur on Apr 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I think we need a 12th facepalm.

by SeeingStars on Apr 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m pretty ready for Bochy to leave.

by xanthan on Apr 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Miller's theory=

crap- up by 4 runs, who gives a crap whether Tony Clark pinch hits to lead off?

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

by natteringnabob on Apr 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s just trying to think the way Bochy would.

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bruce Bochy: ANYTHING TO KEEP SCHIERHOLTZ OFF THE FIELD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

who?

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously wtf?

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

who?

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BOCHY: I HATE SCHIERHOLTZ WAIT WHO THE FUCK IS SCHIERHOLTZ

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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone summed it up nicely on another thread: Nate won’t play till Botchy learns how to spell Schierholtz.
Maybe we should all send Botchy a sheet of labels so he can just peel off a “Nate Schierholtz” for the lineup card: no spelling necessary.

by Merope on Apr 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

irl lol

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t remember that one.

by non sequitur on Apr 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone photoshop a Bochy head on there

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love it

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by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's too bad

there aren’t any lefthanded pinchhitters on the bench to use here

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

by natteringnabob on Apr 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

mb Timmy's in there for his bat

and we’ll bring in a reliever for the bottom half

/still doesn’t make sense

by snafu on Apr 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

My wife: “Lincecum is starting to look like Adrian Brody.”

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by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

To be fair, she says that about everyone.

by xanthan on Apr 24, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

Sylvester Stallone? Adrian Brody

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Bea Arthur? Adrian Brody.

by xanthan on Apr 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

From the AZ Snakepit gameday thread...

“oh my god
tim is coming back for the 8th”

by FPTV on Apr 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s all for the fear factor

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 24, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit

will you PLEASE stop talking about Steve Nash on the broadcast?

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

to be fair

pinch hitting for lincecum may have meant that schierholtz would have gotten an at-bat

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Apr 24, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

oh wait

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Apr 24, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s a schierholtz? Is that German?

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Bochy is from France…now I see…

by satyricrash on Apr 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT CAN’T BE BECAUSE YOU KNOW THE GERMANS ALWAYS MAKE GOOD STUFF

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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

But what about Velez? He needs ABs!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
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by cornball on Apr 24, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you can’t just let Juan Uribe rot on the bench all game!

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

FLEW!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred!

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

FLEW hittin

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Flewis

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 24, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, Freddie...

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 24, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD THING WE HAD LINCECUM TO GIVE AWAY AN AT-BAT!!

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 24, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

there are many of this team

that are better at that than him

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by SigChiJas on Apr 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty swing

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by haverecords on Apr 24, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't remember where I heard this

but isn’t Bochy one of the worst managers in terms of keeping pitchers in for long outings/high pitch counts?

by angryseals on Apr 24, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

He must be

Since like all of our pitchers were in the top 20 for PAP last year

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

PAP PAP PAP

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

smear

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 24, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

without any cellular atypia

it’s probably ok

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 24, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. This makes me chuckle.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 24, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

you would

when you taking USMLE?

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 24, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

June 3rd. Life sucks right now.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you taking them this year too?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 24, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a D.O. student

taking both the COMLEX and the USMLE in mid-late June :/

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 26, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you. I was worried

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 24, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just because his arm hasn’t fallen off yet doesn’t mean that it won’t.

by angryseals on Apr 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing no one was on base

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Renteria to go yard again

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LEWWWWWWIS

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred is pretty alright.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy just saw the Dbacks manager leave in his starter too long and now he does the same thing

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by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

nobody will have more PAP than me!

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by haverecords on Apr 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

To do otherwise wouldn’t be sporting!

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotta love the yankee fail.

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by haverecords on Apr 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

especially when it’s the great Mariano

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The Dodgers are the worst idea anyone has ever had.

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 24, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

no. Los Angeles slightly edges them out.

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by haverecords on Apr 24, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 24, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

the cause of all human suffering

by mrpata on Apr 24, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

the cause of all human sufferingevil

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by haverecords on Apr 24, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

almost

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

camera fail on that one

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I thought that was out

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no you just got dizzy from the camera man

Let's bring the...

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LOL MEN ARE AFRAID OF COMMITMENT

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

BUT THEY LIKE ATTRACTIVE WOMEN AND BEER

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AND THE CLASSIC PROG-ROCK STYLINGS OF RUSH!

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YOU GO TOO FAR SIR

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Only because trolls make you pay tolls.

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pay the troll toll

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

For boy’ssouls.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

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A toll is a toll and a roll is a roll
If we don’t get no tolls then we don’t eat no rolls

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to squash Bochy’s head LIKE A HUGE MELON!!

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heh

Huge melons

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You must watch Troma films.

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edgar is encouraging.

by thebighead on Apr 24, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

so this inning is not going to go well.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

don’t jinx

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by haverecords on Apr 24, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAT

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

stupid stupid stupid

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OPTIMISM!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 24, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Krukow

He has enought arm strenght to go 125……..except in a 0-0 game

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 24, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy wants to give up a run and create a save situation for Wilson

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Bochy’s a clever bastard.

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He better have someone warming up.

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by monta101 on Apr 24, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY 98 PITCHES LAST START IN TIE GAME AND NOW IN A 5-1 GAME WHAT THE FUCK I DONT GET IT

Eric "Beastmode" Surkamp, Overlord of Augusta.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 24, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s why you aren’t a big league manager. I mean come on. We can’t all have that big of a head

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD ROBERTS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Finished

6-8 - Winners of 4 out of 5. Thanks, bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 1 ER in 13 2/3 innings so far. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 24, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

OPTIMISM!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 24, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

GTFO

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

shirley, you can't be serious

they’re really managering themselves over a single pinchhitter in a 4 run game?

Is Clark or Ojeda going to hit a leadoff grand slam?

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

by natteringnabob on Apr 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

these guys are fucking idiots

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YOU DON'T KNOW THAT THEY WON'T

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're serious

And don’t call me Shirley

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thank you

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

by natteringnabob on Apr 24, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishii In

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by Little Napoleon on Apr 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Larry Baer doesn't like it

He just lost an extra dollar off ticket prices.

by SFGuy on Apr 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

ORLYA IS REPLACED ONE INNING TOO LATE

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TIM

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Bobby Howry must really suck

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt sez hi

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

w00t

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOM!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 24, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rich Aurilia has no range and can’t keep his foot on the bag.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUUUUUUST a bit outside.

gully

by DanRed on Apr 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK

is bochy not happy until he destroys his young pitcher? What a fucking retard

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fire Bruce Bochey. I’m sick and tired of him.

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by MonkeyChow on Apr 24, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

well….at least they aren’t stressful pitches.

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by haverecords on Apr 24, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Two down.

Of course, if Lincecum gets through the eighth TOO easily, Bochy will send him out again in the ninth.

by non sequitur on Apr 24, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

CG DERR

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s Bruce Jenkins’ Boner? I’m sure he’s excited right now.

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

PAP PAP PAP PAP

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

surprisingly

Tim is pitching this inning more efficiently than the 7th?

by mrpata on Apr 24, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Not porcelain.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 24, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, yes it was.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 24, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

he didn’t swing?

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by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you, bochy

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh christ

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by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM

FINISH HIM

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by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahaha that swing

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by haverecords on Apr 24, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

one more for the road

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by SimpleJaquez on Apr 24, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

nice swing

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

lol kuiper

“sahwiiiing and a miss…and byrnes, as he was walking out of the box, swung again.”

by FPTV on Apr 24, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Shoulda counted for another strike.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 24, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY ARE WE DOING THIS

Eric "Beastmode" Surkamp, Overlord of Augusta.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 24, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

to piss you off. now, calm down.

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by haverecords on Apr 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

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by MonkeyChow on Apr 24, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

because bochy is a fucktard

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad he pitched a 1-2-3 inning but WHY WAS THAT NECESSARY

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by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Because now Tim's ERA < 3.00

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was so pointless

by superk1ng on Apr 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

8 innings 12K’s

gully

by DanRed on Apr 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

standing o

Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim overcomes Bochy’s mental condition and survives the 8th

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

ok

please take him out now…

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by j14 on Apr 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

So he’ll be out there for the ninth, won’t he?

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

obviously

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one more inning, Brucie!!

What’s 140 pitches?

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HOW THE HELL IS GREEN UNIVERSAL?!!!!

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by baetown415 on Apr 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

by natteringnabob on Apr 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Byrnes’ at-bat music “Touch of Grey”? I heard it in the background … that would be pretty hilar.

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by tk on Apr 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

it would.

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by haverecords on Apr 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard it!

JD heard it too. We weren’t entirely paying attention and decided maybe it was some batter named Gray, but then it was Byrnes up …

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by tk on Apr 24, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s way more fun watching Timmy pitch when I’m not worried about his pitch count.

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by Azmanz on Apr 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

NO

if the Ginats bat around he could get another AB in

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

by natteringnabob on Apr 24, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

Hola McCoven. Good game so far.

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by baetown415 on Apr 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play, mijo

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON BOCHY, SEND HIM OUT THERE AGAIN. TRADITION MEN NOT BOYS 140 PITCHES.

by Bruce Jenkins's Boner on Apr 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, Pablo has a gun. That throw was an absolute seed.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

yes sir

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was a Byrnes away from striking out the team.

gully

by DanRed on Apr 24, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Send him back out there so he can try and get the whole set!

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by Little Napoleon on Apr 24, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

so...

can lincecum play for the sharks tomorrow?

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 24, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Who would win, Tim Lincecum versus Mike Ditka?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 24, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

trick question

time lincecum is mike ditka

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. Mike Ditka wishes he was Tim Lincecum.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 24, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Minority view

I like the message it sends to the rest of the staff. No need to pitch the ninth though.

by NearestNorwich on Apr 24, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Does the rest of the staff need to be sent a message? They’re all pitching well and deep into games right now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once through

After they’ve done it through several rotations against good teams, I’ll see it as a pattern. I want to see real toughness — Bob Gibson style intensity.

by NearestNorwich on Apr 24, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT THEY’RE NOT MANLY ENOUGH

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Classy single triple

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I CORRECTED MYSELF BEFORE YOU DID

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN YOU

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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLPTON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

bad angle by upton

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by haverecords on Apr 24, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 24, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unrated

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 24, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, this bullpen never seizes to amaze.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 24, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I wanted to make a clever joke about having a seizure to entertain you.

But it’s waaaaaaaaaay too late.

Eric "Beastmode" Surkamp, Overlord of Augusta.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winn is back

gully

by DanRed on Apr 24, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Wynn

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 24, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s the triple I want Bengie to hit.

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

only if he belly flops

like Pablo the other day

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by natteringnabob on Apr 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He needed that. Steve Nash approves.

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT STEVE NASH

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 24, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

RANDY RANDY WYNNWINN

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by baetown415 on Apr 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Now Nate will really never play

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by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

This game is like Bruce Jenkins porn.

by xanthan on Apr 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Snake is nutritious!

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Nash and Winn are having a nice little bromance.

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by can of corn on Apr 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Winnie.... yes....

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

RANDYYY!!!!!

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNZ PILE!!!

and Steve Nash just got run out of PHX

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Rauch might be the worst pitcher in the MLB right now.

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by Azmanz on Apr 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Chien Ming Wang

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by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

"in the MLB"

wasn’t Wang sent down for AAA practice?

by mrpata on Apr 24, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

not yet

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

they just put him on the DL

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by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

"swollen ERA"?

I hate when that happens

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

by natteringnabob on Apr 24, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Touche

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by Azmanz on Apr 24, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wynn could only hit a triple because Flew wasn’t in the way

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 24, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

weaksauce

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

umwtf

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!!

by SFGuy on Apr 24, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOBODY TOSSES A DWARF

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD HE’S RAPING WITH HIS EYES

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For my peoples again

RANDY NGUYEN!

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 24, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

tasty

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by baetown415 on Apr 24, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

WILRIV IS AWARE OF THE FOODS OF OTHER CULTURES

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks to Asian ladies

by wilriv21 on Apr 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

One time groug told me to eat a burrito. Does that count?

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You should eat a burrito right now too.

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dave and Kuip are being dorks

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by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

do tell

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by haverecords on Apr 24, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were talking about the score in the Rockies game and I guess Kuip wanted Dave to pretend he was actually surprised by what Kuip was saying or something. I don’t know, I enjoyed it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anderson Cooper...

dispatching investigative team to report live from scene

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

by natteringnabob on Apr 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

They sound like

they’re in 8th grade.

“NO U!”

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by tk on Apr 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell of a throw

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by haverecords on Apr 24, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously? with a 5-1 lead? in the 9th? play at the plate? are you so sure about that? really?

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YES THAT’S THE WAY MEN PLAY

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

SPEED WINNS

RUN GIANTS RUN

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

by natteringnabob on Apr 24, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Randy scored, Steve Nash would have been traded for sure!

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 24, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy

I still can’t believe we put Timmy in for the 8th. wtf

Bay Area Bruin.

by Yoyo on Apr 24, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

nice laser meat

almost killed a batboy

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

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I didn’t know there was a meat part of a laser.

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott and Bengie fail

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by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Insurance run fail

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Lol upton

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

the throw wasn’t on him. the bad angle on the triple, though…

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by haverecords on Apr 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo plate discipline?!?

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by Azmanz on Apr 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Popup, popup, popup

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk:

you see a lot more of Rauch’s ball on his delievery.

lol

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Really Giants? Really?

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YARLYA

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And the Giants complete the full 9th inning fail.

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s hope that’s the last of it.

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

just checkin out the game, what’s up with the walk to Pablo? Intentional? Was Wild Thing pitching today?

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by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

HE TOOK FOUR UNINTENTIONAL BALLZ!

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by cornball on Apr 24, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

no. clean, true, real walk…took 4 straight balls.

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by haverecords on Apr 24, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

if Howry comes in, we’re going to wish we had that run

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by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

PLEASE GOD let it be affeldt

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Wouldn’t be a Giants Game without a runner on third-no out, no runs scored inning…

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by Little Napoleon on Apr 24, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Next time Giants hitters D:

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by baetown415 on Apr 24, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Clint Barmes hit a homer? What?!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 24, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

ha!

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by haverecords on Apr 24, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dudez

we’re up by 4. Not that much fail

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I know the team is scrabbling a bit

but how many bloody insurance runs do you need

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"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

by natteringnabob on Apr 24, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't answer that

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

by natteringnabob on Apr 24, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was pretty bad.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is NESN still on my TV?

Every time I see a) Pedroia b) Youkilis or c) Papelbon, I want to throw something at the tv.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

+1000000

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 24, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB GAME

you lucky we only get AAAA games out here

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

by natteringnabob on Apr 24, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUSTIN PEDROYUH

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

O HAI I WUZ POLISHIN MEH MVP TROFEE LULZ

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEW PITCHER FOR THE GIANTS

IS THAT ALLOWED?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

A bullpen? Hah!

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by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 24, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Off the worst pitcher on the team too…

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 24, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Playing the matchups, baby.

Eric "Beastmode" Surkamp, Overlord of Augusta.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 24, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet he's a good hitter too

Botchy ready to get some offense from the 9 spot

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

by natteringnabob on Apr 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll get pulled out after one batter.

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG BIGHEAD LEAVING HIM IN.

by non sequitur on Apr 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like watching strikeouts.

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

My dad can’t stop laughing at the D’Backs hitters

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 24, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

the funniest part is looking at their AVGs on the Gameday stat screen

by mrpata on Apr 24, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop it, stop it

You’re killing me here, hahahah

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Apr 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know who hasn't been in a game for a while?

Merkin Valdez.

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just thinking this today.

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

hurt again maybe?

I was wondering about that today…

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

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by natteringnabob on Apr 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, haven’t heard from him in a while.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s with Schierholtz now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

stop it

with these fantastic stories… I suppose you’ll want a unicorn to pitch tomorrow

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

by natteringnabob on Apr 24, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you don't?

That’d be awesome.

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

We've been winning..

I think Bochy only pitches Affeldt/Howry/Wilson

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by Azmanz on Apr 24, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Medders and Miller have seen some innings I think

sort of

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot Justin Miller was on the team.

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Bochy favorite: the double-switch

by SFGuy on Apr 24, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Does Uribe count as a defensive sub?

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

you don’t think uribe is a good defender?

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 24, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

At one point maybe.

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats the only thing he doesnt COMPLETLY suck at

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

he still is. he’s the best left side of the infield defender on the team.

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 24, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you’re taking me too seriously.

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEST SHORTSTOP ON THE TEAM

So naturally he’s playing third.

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 24, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

showing real confidence in your bullpen when you double switch in the ninth with a 4 run lead

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by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

insurance runs

come in bunches

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

by natteringnabob on Apr 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt Trivia:

Jeremy doesn’t like selling people

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

me neither

that’s why I sold the family plantation

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by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems like Affeldt pitches an awful lot… why not send someone we only use in garbage situations in? Do we really need to tax his arm more?

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by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

How dare you question Bochy!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Send in Yabu! Wait, does Aurilia pitch?

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by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 24, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, why not Merkin?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

or Swisher

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by tk on Apr 24, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 24, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

DISRESPECTFUL

- Michael Kay’s opinion

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEYA

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only time on Baseball Tonight John Kruk has ever come off as smarter than anyone

John Kruk: “Yeah, Kapler’s teammates are gonna razz him all year about this.”
Peter Gammons: “La la la la no one cares Gabe Kapler is awesome!”

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

EX RED SOX

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I generally like Gammons, but he was seriously a petulant child talking about his old Red Sox hero.

It was sad.

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He struck out against Nick Swisher.

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swisher struck him out

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

four runs in a hitter’s ballpark is not a safe lead. Affeldt was the right move

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mean

you’re preparing to scotch the victory?

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

by natteringnabob on Apr 24, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mega boo

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

We don’t need that sort of negative attitude around here, Guy

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by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 24, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

way too early to play scoreboard

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by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dumb

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by Azmanz on Apr 24, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

bochy actually made the right call for once in his fucking life

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

But a double switch?

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh whatev

its the 9th. He had to get 1 in

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD REYNOLDS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is Wilson warming up?

Wasting his arm.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 24, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s itchin for a fight.

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fightin’ Round the World

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

RITIES

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARE YOU SERIOUS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because Alou is secretly managing this team from the front office

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by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 24, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

might be a grand slam

then Tony Clark will pinchhit

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

by natteringnabob on Apr 24, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are way ahead of the radio

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by tk on Apr 24, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

JAFFELDT

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Miller trying to be cool: “Randy Johnson back in the A-Z”

by SFGuy on Apr 24, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Wilson is going to pitch you guys

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

lolwut

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Apr 24, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

HERE COMES BRIAN WILSON

Eric "Beastmode" Surkamp, Overlord of Augusta.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 24, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Bring in Rainn Wilson!

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

GiantsRainnMan?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 24, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. Not what this inning needed.

gully

by DanRed on Apr 24, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

QUICK BRING IN WILSOM

SABEANE WE NEED IT ONLY 4 INSURANCE RUNS LEFT

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

by natteringnabob on Apr 24, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Giants centerfielder who shares my name,

Please hit the cutoff man on your throws back to the infield.

Thank you.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 24, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

your name is Scott?

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by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's Errant

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 24, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your name’s Scott?

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 24, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

hey – we manage to win

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by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 24, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

????

Time warp!

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by tk on Apr 24, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 24, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Hang the DJ

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shoot the janitor

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konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 24, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Paint the jailer

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 24, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because the music they constantly play…it says nothing to me about my life.

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END IT

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

how is he going to get to 150 if you do not build arm strength

by wilriv21 on Apr 24, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please do not go there

No personal attacks.,. I’m here if you want to play with me

by wilriv21 on Apr 24, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't even

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell … On the radio we hear NOTHING about this Wilson.

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by tk on Apr 24, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

17 pitches for Affeldt.

IS THIS A JOKE

Eric "Beastmode" Surkamp, Overlord of Augusta.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 24, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

sorry I missed earlier sarcastic criticism

why is the setup guy pitching when the Ginats are 4 runs ahead?

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

by natteringnabob on Apr 24, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

JEREMY

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

JEREMY

FINISH HIM

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 24, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

now...

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 24, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Affeldt, if you let him on base, Wilson comes in and no one wants that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

how is it

even when the Giants win it’s agonizing

by mrpata on Apr 24, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on

Just end this damn game.

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Going through highlights

it’s hilarious to hear Hawk calling the whitesox game after the 14th run scored. LOL. Also: hearing that fuck face Darron Sutton after Rich ORLYA got an RBI

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by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD YOUNG

YEAH AFFELDT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

admit it my friend

you had that typed in ready to post! Optimist.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

by natteringnabob on Apr 24, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOHOO GG GIANTS

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 24, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

thank god

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 24, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Ump wanted to go home

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by rxmeister on Apr 24, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

FINALLY

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 24, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Miller, sounding shocked.

gully

by DanRed on Apr 24, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

$14 off!

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 24, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

so to keep track

bleacher seats will cost what bleacher seats cost last year?

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"the plan was to put our regulars out there as often as possible to get off to a fast start."- Bruce Botchy

by natteringnabob on Apr 24, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT’s what I’m talking about.

Or something.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 24, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Questionable call ftw!

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by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I love that Curve

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by Azmanz on Apr 24, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD GAME

Very satisfying.

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by groug on Apr 24, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT CHRIS YOUNG

by Natto on Apr 24, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

A ROAD WIN

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 24, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Grab some pine, Wilson

You people confused the hell out of me.

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by tk on Apr 24, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I seriously love Affeldt

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Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 24, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too. He is good.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 24, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too, great signing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants win. I like.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 24, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

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