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Jersey Decisions

AKA Damn the 12 character customization limit.

 

I want to get a custom jersey with a player's nickname, unfortunately my first choice (Baron Pickoff Von Ironglove) is way too long.  A couple of good ones are 13 characters as well, meaning I have to cut off a space somewhere.

 

Here are a few I've been thinking of:

 

KUNGFU PANDA - 48

PANDAEXPRESS - 48

ALBATROSS - 75

FRANCHISE - 55

SEABISCUT - 55

BIG MONEY - 1

LITTLE MONEY - 48

 

Any of those stand out as better than the others?  Any other ideas? Keep in mind, there's a 12 character limit, including spaces.

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ENCHANTER
55

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 23, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BINGO

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 23, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THIS

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would have to say THE ENCHANTER.
That is all.

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Apr 23, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

I have wanted a Gigantes jersey with that on it for some time now, but Mrs. Budget Committee has yet to approve the expenditure.

Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 23, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That mom of yours is a rough one with the purse strings, eh?

Proud papa of Nathan John Schierholtz. Choo Choo...the train is a comin' baby, get off them tracks!!

by PacBellBoozer on Apr 23, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn’t pick 75 unless it said “Zito Sucks”

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 23, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't know...

“ALBATROSS” is just as mean while having the added benefit of being a lot more clever.

Of course, buying a Zito jersey for any reason would probably qualify as “throwing good money after bad” at this point.

by pantalones on Apr 23, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah. pick a good player’s jersey.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 23, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I won a jersey last year

And just guess what # I have……..dangit

Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
Cut and Pasted Blog redundancy can be a good thing
Say Hey! Say Who? Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Apr 23, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Saw this dude at a game two years ago…thought it was a nice idea, until we all witnessed the suckage that was/is Barry Zito.

Proud papa of Nathan John Schierholtz. Choo Choo...the train is a comin' baby, get off them tracks!!

by PacBellBoozer on Apr 23, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

love the sweatbands,...

Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
Cut and Pasted Blog redundancy can be a good thing
Say Hey! Say Who? Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Apr 24, 2009 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know how you feel

The “mystery grab bag” I bought at the FanFest had, among other things, a ball autographed by… Armando Benitez.

by pantalones on Apr 24, 2009 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, if you ever want to collect autographs from Giants castoffs, the grab bags are the way to go.

For some reason, I always go for ones with the ball in them over the ones with surplus bobbleheads. The last one I got had a Tyler Walker ball, complete with an official Thighler grease/sweat stain on it.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 24, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man, that was a waste of 20 bucks.

by SFGuy on Apr 24, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

at the park last weekend

I saw a kid running around in a 75 Zito shirt (won’t call it a jersey) and I was wondering if I should call Child Protective Services.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Apr 23, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ZITO
126

Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
Cut and Pasted Blog redundancy can be a good thing
Say Hey! Say Who? Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Apr 23, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THIRDATBEST
18

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 23, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FAT ICHIRO
48

Although it was funnier back when he could hit

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Apr 23, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BODY BIAS
48

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Apr 23, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHO?
12

Any type of mongering is A-OK in my book.

by Man-o-War on Apr 23, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHO?
12

Disfrute Los Gigantes every day at www.leftymalo.com

by leftymalo on Apr 23, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

simulpost

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Apr 23, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was magical.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 23, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

worth the double post

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Apr 23, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did that really just happen? I was so close to posting:

EPIC FAIL
8

Changed at the last second to honor Nate.

Any type of mongering is A-OK in my book.

by Man-o-War on Apr 23, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we were meant for each other. It’s so painfully obvious.

Disfrute Los Gigantes every day at www.leftymalo.com

by leftymalo on Apr 24, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And obviously painful.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Apr 24, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, was that real? Awesome.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!

I hope.

by Cookyman on Apr 23, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish there was one more character allowed, because then it’d pretty much be down to

KUNG FU PANDA and PANDA EXPRESS, I like ENCHANTER too, but THIRDATBEST may be a little “inside” (not that Baron Pickoff Von Ironglove wouldn’t be, but it’s funnier imo)

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 23, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You could go licence plate style with PANDA XPRESS . Might keep you out of trademark trouble also. (Might not.)

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Apr 23, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the MLB jersey thingie

is pretty easy to fool, you can probably get it through.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Apr 23, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For the Future?:

28: Buster

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Apr 23, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I love threads like this

We always seem to eschew making plausible suggestions in favor of simply making jokes.

BOULDERSKULL 15

SEVENYRBITCH 75

NOTPORCELAIN 55

Exactly 12 characters in each.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 23, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Other options...

FAILEZ
8

FAKE BUNTS
35

STEVE HOLM! (only if punctuation is allowed)
20

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 23, 2009 4:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol Failez

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 23, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

& fake bunts!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 24, 2009 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ManRam
99

Robinson
42

by positiveuphemism on Apr 23, 2009 4:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’d flag this if it could be done in a way that doesn’t get you in trouble..

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 23, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

FAILBEARD

Well, really any number of dudes.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Apr 23, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Matt Morris says what?!?

Apr 27 2008

The Pittsburgh Pirates released Matt Morris on Sunday.
A rough outing (3 ER, 6 H in 1 2/3 IP) left Morris with a 0-4 record, a 9.67 ERA and a 9/7 K/BB ratio in 22 1/3 innings. “Matt Morris is a true professional,” manager John Russell said. “He’s had a great career. He wanted to help us win, but it just wasn’t working out.”

Wait…what was that about playing for a contender Matt?

Proud papa of Nathan John Schierholtz. Choo Choo...the train is a comin' baby, get off them tracks!!

by PacBellBoozer on Apr 23, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

McF*CKUP
8

SNATCHWIG
47

WYNN
NR

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 23, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I love all of these.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 23, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ALLOFUS
7

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Apr 23, 2009 4:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GiantsBrass
00

by ACgiant97 on Apr 23, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

EPICGENIO FAILEZ

8

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 23, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think I would make fun of someone wearing any of those, to be honest.

by KCE on Apr 23, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Right now Jon Miller is somewhere wearing a flamboyant tie and thinking about me.

by Norm Median on Apr 23, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

+1,000,000,000

by TBRMKane on Apr 23, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn, I think I may actually get this.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 23, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am partial to

Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
Cut and Pasted Blog redundancy can be a good thing
Say Hey! Say Who? Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Apr 23, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, wow

You have no idea how much I needed that laugh. Thank you… I want a jersey like this

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 23, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

unfortunately not on custom jerseys =/

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 23, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That hurts my eyes. Maybe “Jarrod S.” would suffice

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 23, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Salty"

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Apr 24, 2009 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YOURNAMEHERE
##

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 23, 2009 4:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m with Hoffa

12

by ThePassionOfTheNeifi on Apr 23, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Earhart

12

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by giants9107 on Apr 23, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

VONIRONGLOVE
8

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 23, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CRAZY LEGS
1

Any type of mongering is A-OK in my book.

by Man-o-War on Apr 23, 2009 4:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

copy mine:

Cain
18

Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on Apr 23, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BUTTPEE
01101101

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Garlic Franchise
55

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 23, 2009 4:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

urdoinitwrng
35

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 23, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

JUGGERNATE
12

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 23, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

reply fail!

this was a reply to the JUGGERNATE 12 comment

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 23, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SCOTT
33

NASTYRIBSHOT
33

49
I DID MY JOB

MESA SUCKS
13

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 23, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NASTYRIBSHIT

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 23, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHO?
12

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 23, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A classic

Gamer
33
or
$
1

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 23, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If it has a name on it make sure it's a ROAD jersey

Also
ENCHANTER
55

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on Apr 23, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I want to get a road jersey, but they’re more than twice as expensive =/

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 23, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn that's a drag.

I will never understand why these jerseys cost so much, other than just getting a hand in the fan’s wallet.

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on Apr 24, 2009 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s pretty much the hand thing…

Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 24, 2009 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

here's one

LOOGY
41

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on Apr 23, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Big Unit
51

by deuce deuce on Apr 23, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he's my son, so I can say it...

BIG UGLY
51

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on Apr 23, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's not my son, and I'll still say it.

Proud papa of Nathan John Schierholtz. Choo Choo...the train is a comin' baby, get off them tracks!!

by PacBellBoozer on Apr 23, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

El Guapo
57

Dirty
57

Runz!
18

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on Apr 23, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dingerzz!
0

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 23, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GIDP
33

LEWIS
E7

IMSTARVING
8

IMSTARVING
48

STOPSIGN (tim flannery)
6

WTF
8

THEDUDE
75

by sayheybk on Apr 23, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LEWIS E7

Mean. :(

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 23, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

E

7

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on Apr 24, 2009 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CB
30

Yeah, I went there

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 23, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, as in uniforms

I wondered when i saw the headline whether you were flying into Newark and wanted advice on where to stay, but since I’m here “The Enchanter” is definitely the way to go.

by NearestNorwich on Apr 23, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Staten Island

Cheaper than Manhattan
Nicer than Newark
And they got that free ferry to downtown

Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
Cut and Pasted Blog redundancy can be a good thing
Say Hey! Say Who? Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Apr 23, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And all my relatives are from there. I have uncles that still complain about the bridge being built.

Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 23, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just wanted to point out: It is spelled "Seabiscuit."

You know, with an ‘i’.

Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Apr 23, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SUPERWONDERFUL

by Natto on Apr 23, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Twitter
75

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 23, 2009 11:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Paulino – 29

Relaford – 31

by Grant on Apr 23, 2009 11:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Paulino was here long enough to get a number?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 23, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BOULDERHEAD

15

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on Apr 24, 2009 12:20 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Truck Washer
21

Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
Cut and Pasted Blog redundancy can be a good thing
Say Hey! Say Who? Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Apr 24, 2009 12:20 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHO THE F ELSE

25

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on Apr 24, 2009 12:22 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PTBNL

##?

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 24, 2009 8:22 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I always wanted to get this on a jersey

LASORDA
666

"If you no help me right now Jobu, I say F-it, I do it myself." - Pedro Feliz

by CEO of the William VanLandingham FanClub on Apr 24, 2009 10:00 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BAD SIGNING

75

"Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time."

by Azantor on Apr 24, 2009 10:30 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOB INFINITI
7

INACTIVE
34

FUCK
75

GIDP
10

Stupid is as Ruben Rivera does...

by bkrhater on Apr 24, 2009 11:48 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

zardoz
15

i adopt Les Plack, D.D.S. for the following reasons:
1. greatest name for occupation ever (except maybe lesbian prostitute sharon bottoms)
2. i am hoping for free dental care from my son (if he ever hears of this)
3. the giants need him more than anyone because their smiles are all they've got right now

by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 24, 2009 12:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WANT

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 24, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

F. B. Lincoln
8

by chilibean_3 on Apr 24, 2009 12:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A day late

and a dollar short, no doubt. Here’s my suggestion:

ALBATROSS

126

Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005. And winner of the 2012 NL Fireman of the Year Award!

by Lyle on Apr 24, 2009 12:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not sure if you’re in the South Bay, but there used to be a sports memorabilia store in The Pruneyard. I’m not sure if it’s still there, but they did custom jerseys and I doubt they’d make you limit it to 13 characters.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 24, 2009 12:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

this one? I don’t live down there but I will be down for the SJ game on the 3rd, I’ll have to check itout.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 24, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s the one! Good to see that it’s still there.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 25, 2009 3:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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