As the Barry Zito Turns
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 23, 2009 10:23 AM PDT
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PrintA common question from baseball fans who don't follow the Giants: "Oh, man. I bet Zito gets the holy heck booed out of him in San Francisco, right?" I've been asked that several times, and the answer is always, "Uh, not really." After two years, $30M+ thrown into the cove, and 65 mostly unwatchable starts for the Giants, a lot of us are still holding out a little hope.
We could boo him until his eyebrows fell off, but that wouldn't change that a) Zito's still going to be here for the next 4,052 seasons, and b) any scenario in which he improves probably doesn't involve continuous boo showers. So we wait patiently, throw him an occasional boo after his especially wretched starts, and cheer for his 112-pitch, 3 ER, 6 IP, 3 BB, 2 K games as if he were a legless man placing 17th in a high jump competition. Good show, dear sir! We're really proud of those six innings and all you had to overcome to get the quality start! How inspiring!
No one is holding out hope for Zito to resume his Cy Young ways. No one. I'd put money on Mike McBryde winning a Cy Young before Zito wins another. And no one is really hoping for Zito to be a top-of-the-rotation pitcher, either. I think a lot of folks would be satisfied with this:
Ignore the ugly 1999, as no one obviously wants a repeat of that, but I'm hoping for Barry Zito to become Mark Gardner. It's not a perfect comp -- Gardner could throw strikes when he wanted to, for one -- but I'm hoping Zito can pitch close to 200 innings of league average ball, alternate hittable with masterful, and stick around for a few years at the back end of the rotation. It's a realistic hope. It also requires heavy drinking to forget about the shiny free agents we could get if we didn't have some pseudo-Gardy making scores of millions.
I listened to the game on the radio yesterday. When I came home from work, I wanted to watch a recording of the television broadcast. I wanted to relive a Barry Zito start. I'm optimistic that he can reach the optimistic predictions that would have seemed pessimistic back when I was reluctantly optimistic in that crazy, post-spending spree kind of way.
Comment starter: Is your definition of Zito optimism as pessimistically optimistic as mine?
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I really doubt we’ll see another start like yesterday’s for the duration of his contract, but as long as he’s not absolutely HORRIFIC like he has mostly been so far, then I’ll be fine. It’s depressing to have to “hope” a guy making 18 mil a year is simply league-average, but I think that’s where we’re at on Zito at this point
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I thought that was Jake “the Snake” Roberts there for a second.
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 23, 2009 10:28 AM PDT reply actions
Nah. You can tell it’s not him from the lack of a third trimester gut and crack pipe.
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All I want is ZitLOL not ZitLOLOLOLOLOLOL………………..
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by say hey nation on Apr 23, 2009 10:31 AM PDT reply actions
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 23, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Agree wholeheartedly with the “I wanted to relive a Barry Zito start”, weird but true. I generally skip every 5th start, was glad to hear it yesterday. I generally avoid Zito optimism, it hurts too much.
You think your a fan? You got nothing on my adopted daughter Sue Burns, now she's a fan. 4 out of 5 doctors agree Rosterbation can cause blindness and delusions of grandeur.
Yesterday showed us that he CAN still be an ace
That is a wonderful thing, because it will stay in the back of our minds every time he starts. Every one of our pitchers has had an ace performance already this year, so it’s exciting.
As far as expectations… I know he has excellent “stuff”. He actually does seem to have things going better so far this year, even if his record doesn’t show it. I would like to see a winning season this year. If he can do that, then I’m all in.
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
I don’t know if I’d call them ace performances yet, I’d call an ace performance 8 innings or complete game 0-2 runs.
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Ace performances:
Lincecum:
4/18 8.0 IP, 5 H, 0 ER, 0 BB, 13 K
Johnson:
4/19 7.0 IP, 1 H, 0 ER, 2 BB, 7 K
Cain:
4/9 7.0 IP, 4 H, 1 ER, 2 BB, 5 K
Zito:
4/22 7.0 IP, 6 H, 0 ER, 0 BB, 5 K
Sanchez:
4/17 6.2 IP, 2 H, 0 ER, 4 BB, 4 BB
Are you seriously denying the “ace” nature of any of those starts? In arguably the worst of the bunch, Sanchez allowed only 2 hits!
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
It’s the same kind of mentality where people only classify 10-15 pitchers in the league Aces, even if they are the best pitchers on their staff. It depends on what you go by.
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Fixed... sort of...
In arguably the worst of the bunch, Sanchez allowed only 2 hits and walked 4 people – twice!
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Even if he keeps flailing at fastballs over his head in a Benard-ian way, I’d be willing to pay Pablo Sandoval’s salary personally if he contributes to making Zito starts watchable.
by SheboyganBratwurst on Apr 23, 2009 10:45 AM PDT reply actions
Pablo should be Zito's personal catcher.
Stat of the night
.215: That’s the batting average of hitters against Barry Zito when Pablo Sandoval is behind the plate. Sandoval made his first start at catcher in 2009 for the Giants on Wednesday (but his sixth career start when Zito has been on the mound), and Barry responded, throwing seven shutout frames in a game San Francisco eventually won 1-0, in 10 innings. Perhaps Sandoval should make a habit of catching Zito, who doesn’t do nearly as well (.273 opposing batting average) when Bengie Molina is his backstop.
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by Azmanz on Apr 23, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mirabelli was always Wakefield's catcher
sure, that’s a knuckleballer, but some guys do prefer certain catchers.
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It’s 2009, you can’t pass judgment.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 24, 2009 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions
My view:
As long as he gives us a chance to win most of the time he pitches I can’t really complain. If he gives us a good chance like 2/3 of the time I think that would be awesome.
Expecting him to live up to his contract is kind of ridiculous…even Timmy would have a hard time doing that. To justify that salary, a pitcher has to be really freaking amazing every year.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 23, 2009 10:47 AM PDT reply actions
It’s not really unrealistic to assume Zito could become a serviceable starter again in this league. Since he starting making adjustments midway last year he hasn’t been THAT bad. He was pretty good in the 2nd half of last year, and has been ok this year so far. Yesterday was exceptional, and that bad SD start he had he was kind of unlucky with all of the bloop hits and such.
He was better in the 2nd half of 2007 and look what happened last year. Over his whole career he’s over half a run better in the second half, so I’m not sure what we can really look into a 1st half 2nd half split for improvement.
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Wow you guys are a bunch of haters
I told you all he was back, now you’ve seen him dominate and you still don’t believe if you guys hate your team so much why don’t you go be a padres fan or something
Not really. More annoying than funny.
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Yes, one good start is clearly a more meaningful evaluation tool than the last two years and all his other starts this year.
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Like most cheerleaders in my high school
You skipped a period that would have been really good to have.
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by Mayor of 311 on Apr 23, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow
One outstanding start out of thirty by Barry Zito should make me think twice about hating my team.
I guess you’re here since there are no problems going on with the A’s…
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 23, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Rumor has it Athletics Nation gets a few comments here and there.
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how original!
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Favorite cheese
Mine would be either mozzerella or pecorino. Trader Joe’s does this fantastic smoked gouda, too.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 23, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
If you ever visit the inner sunset there is a place called Holy Gelato that makes goat cheese gelato. It sounds weird, but it is delicious!
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by Norm Median on Apr 23, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Pepperjack FTW! I’ve had pepperjack burgers on sourdough toast all week.
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
Pepperjack is, IMO, vastly underrated among the cheeses. It just brings so much to the table. Pepper AND Jacks. Win.
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Pepperjack is indeed win. My mom got some pepperjack chipotle cheese at the grocery. omfg so good.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 23, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
+ a million
yums
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I’m a big fan of smoked gouda. Also queso fresco. Feta is great, too, and blue cheese. And goat cheese.
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Cheese is just amazing the end.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 23, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Why is your end dazzled by the cheese?
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
GIS for "cheese turn on"
I’m nto sure.
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Some cheese
We went to this restaraunt in Sonoma and got the fruit and cheese platter for an appetizer. One of the cheeses smelled like old socks or crap or something unpleasant. Yeah. I tried a bit of it and it tasted like it smelled.
I didn’t like that cheese.
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Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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No joke, I had a room-mate in college who ate at least a quarter pound of cheese every day. My favorite cheese is probably blue. Goes great on a peppered bison burger.
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When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I was hungry so…I thought I’d heat up a brick of cheese.
….
I need my cheese!
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YES
I love this movie. You are awesome.
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by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 23, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I find A’s fans to be an insufferable lot of myopic toads who can’t pull a coherent argument out of their nether regions, much like yourself. I especially dislike Athletics Nation. However, I have the good sense to leave all that alone and let the A’s fans discuss their team in peace. It does no good to start trolling a board that doesn’t pertain to you or your interests. If I were still an A’s fan, I’d write Zito off and just be done with it. You have far better pitching to focus on now, so go do that and shut the fuck up.
And yes, Trader Joe’s is fantastic. I got some killer ahi steaks from there that we shall have for dinner.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 23, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
destruction
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
P : W : N : E : D
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 23, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
And...
Boom goes the Baron :-)
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by EliminateMe on Apr 23, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Favorite cheese?
Yes.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
swiss
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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gruyere
KING OF ALL CHEESES
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by The Gene Hackman on Apr 23, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
monterey jack. freaking awesome stuff. can’t go wrong with a nice, sharp cheddar, either.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 23, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm lactarded
No cheese for me!
It’s ok. I get by…
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 23, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you ever stopped and wondered how cheese was discovered?
“Hey, guys, you know what I’m going to do? I’m going to squeeze a cow’s nipples, take whatever comes out, and let it sit out until it solidifies and maybe has some flecks of mold growing on it. Then, I’m going to spread it on a cracker!”
“Sounds good!”
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It’s basically the same exact thing.
Calvin says "The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take milk for example. Why do we drink COW milk? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said. "I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze ’em!"
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Remember this
was very funny
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I have. That and drinking milk from other animals in the first place.
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Cheese pie?
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
NOT AS GOOD AS CHEESECAKE
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 23, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
this
tell that to lars, though
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
CHEESEBURGER CHEESEBURGER CHEESEBURGER CHEESEBURGER
by satyricrash on Apr 23, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Turkey and Havarti – great sandwich. Had one yesterday.
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another vote for Havarti.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 24, 2009 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Wine and chess?
Hm, playing chess when hammered does sound fun.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 23, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
You mean 'chesse'
It looks so much more elitist with the gratuitous ‘e’.
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by EliminateMe on Apr 23, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Guys, we really should start discussing wine more.
by chilibean_3 on Apr 23, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Black Box is the only way to go. Especially if you are tail gating. Wine in a Box FTW!
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Apr 23, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
isn't 2 buck chuck
actually cheaper per unit volume of ethanol these days? And you can get it at TJs.
And it’s drinkable. In fact, it better than most $8 red wines.
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2 Buck Chuck FTW
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 23, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
It's $2.50 now =(
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 24, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
And more traffic than the Oakland Coliseum.
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chesse, not cheese
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
What about his being?
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this is hilarious
either intentionally or unintentionally. If intentionally, well played
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Fancy grilled cheese and a glass of wine!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 23, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m afraid you just aren’t very smart.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
FWIW, I appreciate your optimism
And do think that Zito’s got better stuff and maybe even control this year, but it’s been 3 starts. I think everybody is turning on you as a way of saying, “Get back to us in 2 months”.
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
Good call on zito
You’re one of a few observers who noted zito was throwing better. And it takes some balls to state it amongst all the pitch-fork carriers when the results had yet to reflect any improvement.
Zito in 2 months
i want to know what it looks like
Thanks I Understand the anger over Zito
If I was a Giants fan I for the last 2 seasons watching Zito crease 82 mph heaters down the heart of the plate I would have been pissed too. That is not the case this year his curve has its bite back and he has gotten quite a bit of velocity back
well,
here’s hoping you’re right. Even though you’re still a douchebag
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Gentlemen, we have MCC's next fake user
“an actualy douchebag”
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It would probably have to hunt-and-peck.
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So what I am getting here and correct me if I am wrong
is that if I am going to post here you guys would prefer I attack the Giants instead of giving them props, no prob
See earlier "douchebag" comment
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
What you are getting here
is your ass handed to you. If you want to stick around for that, by all means do so. We need the entertainment.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
it's almost sad really
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
This would hurt my feelings a lot if it didn’t come from a fan of the team who are last in the AL in runs scored.
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OH SNAP
IF YOU WERE A LEGUME YOU WOULD BE A SUGAR SNAP PEA
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by EliminateMe on Apr 23, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
IF I WERE A ZIPPER YOU’D RIP ME OUT AND REPLACE ME WITH A SNAP.
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IF YOU WERE ADMIRAL ACKBAR YOU’D SAY “IT’S A SNAP”
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
IF YOU WERE EASY, YOU’D BE A SNAP
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SNAPPLE
by lincypoo i wuv u on Apr 23, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS IS A WI
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Literacy and sample size are popular things ’round these parts.
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you could see how we’d want more than one good start before hopping into this particular bandwagon, right?
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Also, as long as people keep posting his Twitters here, it’ll be hard for me to like him.
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Like this?
3 hrs sleep… should have partied. Traces of adrenaline still in body, gonna go for a walk before the mercury hits triples digits in AZabout
5 hours ago from web
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
well, give us, I don’t know, two months of solid performance before you ride in with wcw on the “I told you so” horse.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
So I take it you believe that Matt Holliday will hit zero homeruns for the A’s this year?
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
I wouldn’t trust an optometrist with such bad spelling. You might read all the letters correctly, but he’ll think you’re wrong!
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I wish you would’ve misspelled either. This would be a great place for a joke about doing Andre Ethier.
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There’s a musician named Andre Ethier who used to be in a band from Canada called The Deadly Snakes. I always wanted to make that into a joke when the Dodgers are in town, but it’s just too obscure and unfunny.
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Which describes about 90% of my posts.
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I would have laughed at this if it wasn’t so obscure and unfunny.
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You should probably just stick with Suck it, Ethier.
by chilibean_3 on Apr 23, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
If only LA traded him to Arizona, you might have something…
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Aw man, I have one deadly snakes album and I really like it. I like it less now.
by thethrillisgone on Apr 23, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Perhaps he is an optimistic optometrist?
You can read the letters incorrectly, but he knows you’ll get it right one of these days!
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
it’s got more evidence going for it than the idea that Zito has turned it around.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
See, this is why you shouldn't be here
because you don’t know what I’m talking about.
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
oldjacket, your explanatory efforts were officially wasted.
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wow
just wow
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
lol replying to self
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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lol replying to self
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Here's the thing
I like Zito. I don’t hate him at all. However, I’m going to need to see more than one good start for me to gain much confidence in him. He has shown flashes of brilliance before that have given people false hope, but we’ll have to wait and see how he does over an extended period of time before I stop dreading his starts.
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The problem with your comment
is that all Athletic did was observe that Zito was throwing the ball better. That doesn’t necessarily translate to pitching better. Especially if zito becomes rattled by poor defense – as is his history. But right now, in his first three starts, Zito looks like he’s got some tools to compete – particularly the two level curve. Last year Zito was a guy with nothing – no ammo – throwing sticks at howitzers.
sigh
There have been a few times when we all thought he was “throwing the ball better.” We just want to see some consistency first.
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Ok I get it. You want zito to throw "continuously" better
before you conclude he threw the ball better? Thanks for clearing that all up.
We want some evidence that this is anything more than the fluke good starts he had over the last couple years when his curveball was just as great and opposing hitters looked just as bad. We want him to keep doing it because we’ve been burned before.
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ah... the point is the observation of improvement came before this last start.
Why would you require that Zito sustain this improvement in order to validate the original observation? Do you get that, at all? Through his first three starts, and as a Giant, I’ve never seen zito with this much bite on his curve nor “hop” on his fastball. Have you?
I’d like to see some analysis on this, 2007, 2008, and 2009 pitch f/x movements on all his pitches. Not that I don’t trust your opinion, but I’m not sure I would trust anyone’s opinion on these kind of things unless they’re a pro scout.
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
PROTIP
Anything can happen in one or a handful of starts. Zito has shown “brilliance” (or “decentness”) in small bursts before (and yes, in terms of pure stuff as well as results). Forgive us for wanting to hold off to see what else is to come before anointing him again.
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is anointing required?
did you have so little confidence in your own ability to make a simple observation that you need zito to actually throw 7 shut-out innings (or more apparently) before you can say he is throwing the ball better? You know it’s okay to say he is not throwing the ball better – or that he threw this well at some time last year but still sucked overall. I’d disagree, but it’s certainly an opinion.
No, I’ve just been burned by him before and as a result, I’m now wary of overreacting to small sample sizes. Believe me, I would love nothing more than for Zito to end up pitching 220 innings this year at a sub-4 ERA. I just, realistically, don’t think it’s going to happen.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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I think the ones overreacting are not the ones saying zito is looking better.
Realistically, zito will not have a sub 4 era.
Well, I don’t really get your point, then.
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it's a small thing really
Zito looks like he is throwing better. He’s got some tools to compete this year – as opposed to last year. Not sure why anyone would get their panties all bunched up over that. +4 is a good era for a #4/#5 starter btw. In case you didn’t know.
I think all of us agree on that, but the tone of Athletics’s posts have rubbed some people the wrong way. As well as declaring himself to be “right” and pulling a “lol I told you so!” after one good game (let’s not forget… dude still has a 5.62 ERA).
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I don't know athletics history here.
But I did observe the same things he commented upon. And I am truly surprised by the number of McCoven jumping down his throat for even suggesting zito might have gotten some tools back.
The 5.63 era is why I made it a point to say Zito is throwing better rather than pitching better. But let’s not forget that Lewis horrible defense and Medders ineptitude contributed greatly to that inflated era.
Go back and read his original post and come back and tell me that suggesting that Zito might have gotten some tools back is what anyone’s jumping down Athletics’s throat for.
Just to make it easier for you, I’ll cp it in its entirety:
Wow you guys are a bunch of haters
I told you all he was back, now you’ve seen him dominate and you still don’t believe if you guys hate your team so much why don’t you go be a padres fan or something
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
sure that post was inentionally inflamatory...
but if you go back to his original post where he came to the cove in a friendly manner with his upbeat zito observation, you’ll see a string of replies essentially calling him a fool and idiot. So this latest “i told you so post” seems entirely predictable and understandable. Think Jeff Kent vs. Sadler.
The original post included the gem of
I have taken pleasure out of seeing Zito struggle with the Giants
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
That's a statement meant to establish credbility.
in that he wants zito to do poorly, but must report “the facts.” That’s how I read it.
Well, I’ll just say that I personally didn’t have that much of a problem with his original post (this one however was dumb) but that’s just not the right foot to start this sort of thing out on.
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The entire premise of this post was that Zito looked better, you know.
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This whole double speak is getting you nowhere
What Athletic actually said was that Zito “was back.” That certainly implies more than just “throwing the ball better” right now. That implies that he has returned to being a very good pitcher.
Color us all skeptical on that.
Understand now?
Or perhaps you understood all along?
Either way, your’e not painting yourself in a very flattering way with your first comments.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Jesus, what a bunch of bull
sure… let’s take one minuscule part of a post and amplify it so as to obscure the underlying truth in the observation. Color me skeptical about your ability to comprehend what you read.
I told you all he was back
That’s not “throwing better”. What else does “back” imply?
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Ad hominems. How very useful.
I guess we have different views about what “he was back” means. I see evidence that it means what we think it means and not what you think it means.
But I don’t think you are actually interested in that conversation…
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Yesterday was nice.
You are aware the ’09 Pad’s is a squad I fully expect to lose 90 games? That kind of makes it hard to get all jacked up when that is the entire sample body to support "Zito has recovered. The Albatross is soaring!!"
Still everything begins somewhere , I just won’t put anything you can’t lose that yesterday was that beginning.
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by daveinexile on Apr 23, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow you guys are a bunch of haters
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I have hope...
Though my only hope is that he gets his head out of his ass and realizes he needs to make a drastic change to get some velocity back. If he is able to get that extra couple mph using his lazy looking leg kick bulls*** then fine. If not he needs to scrap it and build from the ground up. I’m tired of him looking like he cares about style points more than results. The guy has been horrible and he needs to act like that is a major problem instead of just going back to the well over and over pretending its going to change.
Bring me the head of Barry Zito!
He got close to 90 mph
On at least one pitch yesterday, according to MLB At Bat. I’ll settle for that.
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
I haven’t looked at his velo data this year, but his velocity improved some towards the end of last season.
I’ll be interested to see how hard he’s throwing right now. At the beginning of last season his velo was pretty ugly at times. Of course, it takes more than just velocity to be a good pitcher but it’s an interesting discussion point for Zito.
NURD
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Here's the info from yesterday
via Brooks Baseball:
Fastest 4-seamer: 89.3
The horizontal axis is weird, but just try to envision it spreading 7 innings.
His strike percentages were also amazing with roughly 75% on the fastball and curve each.
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He might have hit 89 once yesterday
A quick glance at pitch f/x data indicated his velocity was down a bit from his start in LA. The ump in LA seemed to miss about 6 or 7 strikes. Not that that is responsible for the different results. LA can mash the ball.
Similar speed, that game, but nowhere near as good of control
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
I think if you look at a histogram of fastballs you'll observe he was a little slower
or at the very least threw more fastball in the low end of the 80’s. I’d be surprised if his average fastball velocity was the same between starts.
You're right
He probably averaged around 87 in LA, and 86 vs. SD, but keep in mind, that was with 2 more innings.
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interesting... I would have thought it was more than that
thanks for checking.
Chris, could you do a 2007/2008/start of 2009 movement and speed graph/chart for Zito? If you’ve got a database built up at least. I’d do it but only way I know to get the data would be copying and pasting about 70 starts.
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seriously
are you capable of posting a single reply without a spelling or grammatical error?
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
You've already been destroyed in other ways
I’m just focusing on what I know best.
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
HES GOT YOU THERE MAN LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
please dont
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
I think you're more optimistic than I am right now, but we'll see if Athletic turns out to be prescient.
Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
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I wanted to relive a Barry Zito start.
Someone stop this man before he kills.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2009 11:05 AM PDT reply actions
See, I can’t just write that and call it a day even if I wanted to.
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 23, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
That's what makes you man
And xanthan machine
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
So a half-man/half-machine would be half Grant/half xanthan?
/shudders
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Grant’s ham is in the gentlemen unisex toilet? I hope he’s getting paid well for that.
by lincypoo i wuv u on Apr 23, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
You did yesterday
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by say hey nation on Apr 23, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Yesterday was the first time in a long time that I watched a Zito start and said to myself “Man, this guy can still pitch.” I was at the game yesterday and the radar gun on his fastball was reading around 88-90, which is fantastic news if the gun was accurate. He was also hammering the strike zone; his strikes/balls ratio was 66/26, which is also fantastic news. I think if can keep hammering the zone like this in his future starts, he should be a serviceable 4th/5th starter.
I remember
the CSN radar gun had at least one of his pitches at 90 yesterday. IDK if it’s accurate, but it said 90 for sure
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
GET OUT OF YOUR MOMS BASSMENT
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yeah
i really doubt it’s accurate, but it made me happy to see nonetheless
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
see my post above
89.3 is pretty close!
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
Yea, I’m not vouching for the accuracy of the stadium gun, but there was at least two times when the fastball velocity read 90 mph. I know from his other starts last season that I’ve seen the fastball clocked on the stadium gun at 82-84 mph His fastball may have not actually been 90 mph, but it was a good deal faster, and that’s encouraging news.
by deuce deuce on Apr 23, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I, for one
welcome our new strike throwing, starlet banging overlord.
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I was totally bed-ridden sick yesterday
and Zito’s start coupled with Money coming through yet again made it slightly more bearable.
so yeah, more of that.
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I boo Zito at every opportunity. I booed him when he was on stage at Fanfest. I dislike him intensely.
I’ll give him a break until his next start, though. He pitched very well yesterday and has earned a reprieve from my wrath.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 23, 2009 11:20 AM PDT reply actions
Is it his fault Magowan is an idiot?
I don’t like Zito myself, but it’s tough to get mad at someone for signing a 127 mil contract that’s put in front of them
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Nah, but nothing has stopped my misdirected anger before.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 23, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
fair enough
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
He also seems to be an unlikable person. So he’s got that going on.
by chilibean_3 on Apr 23, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Brian Wilson’s behavior is pretty douchetastic, but I think Zito is just either perpetually stoned or just out of it naturally.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 23, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
People have been calling Brian Wilson a douche, but I’ve never gotten this vibe from him. Is it just me?
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He seems more like a fucking weirdo than a douche to me.
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+1
wtf hair
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I never thought he could ditch the face merkin and look WORSE.
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A weird closer? Who could ever imagine of such a far out thing?
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by daveinexile on Apr 23, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
/Bill Lee says no way man.
//Al Hrabosky seconds the motion and then talks to himself
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He seems hilariously weird to me.
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I think he’s funny. It’s great to have someone on our team that’s not all “bla bla bla all i want to talk about is sports clichés” all the time.
by satyricrash on Apr 23, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
I think Douche and annoying hyped up jock have become inter changable latley. Would I be friends with him or go out drinking with him? Probably not (unless I want to end up in a stolen bay quacker boating under the GG) But otherwise I think he is probably really nice. Just sort of an attention seeking crazy person/amped up jock
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by say hey nation on Apr 23, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
I think Douche and annoying hyped up jock have become inter changable latley.
Totally.
by satyricrash on Apr 23, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
As long as he doesn’t pop collars, he’s cool with me.
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que pic of guy with 10000000 popped collars
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Apr 23, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Nevermind I found it
Loser
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Apr 23, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
love it
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Even without the popped collars, he’d be creepy. Look at that expression.
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Rapist eyes
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 23, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I was think more along the lines of:
“Boy do i have surprise for my girlfriend! I think the guy taking the picture is HOT!”
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by say hey nation on Apr 23, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Why do you think he has all those shirts? He needs lots of pockets to store all the roofies.
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Until 2003, my wife worked at Wesleyan University in Connecticut, which was full of rich hip liberal kids. It was popped collar central. I really wanted to punch all of them.
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Link please
Baron, what’s so douchey about Mohawkfail?
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
Bad hair and he pretty much dissed one of my friends. He behaved in a manner that was unbecoming.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 23, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay- see, that's the knowledge that I didn't have
I will have one of my underlings spank his punk ass later.
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nah
He might enjoy that.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 23, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't really get that.
He seems like kind of a flake, but that doesn’t make me dislike him. His taste in starlets is questionable. But really, the main thing that makes me dislike an athlete is when they treat people badly, and I don’t think of Zito as being that type.
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by EliminateMe on Apr 23, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I’ve never had a problem with Zito’s personality.
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I'm still pretty skeptical
Zito has pitched some very good games in the past and then promptly resumed sucking on his next start. However, I must say it is promising that he was able to pitch well this early in the season.
Right now Jon Miller is somewhere wearing a flamboyant tie and thinking about me.
I said it before and I'll say it again
Here’s your Barry Zito right here:
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/m/morrima01.shtml
Compare the SFG line with the SFG line here (and entry 6 under “similarity scores”):
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/z/zitoba01.shtml
His WHIP in SF is .4 higher than Morris’.
So, if you hated Morris, why do you like Zito? If you begged for Morris to be dumped, where’s the same demand for Zito? I know the Pirates’ GM is gone, but who knows. GINATS BRASS$ could still come through, as I think the Giants still need a bat.
I too would like to believe that there is some secret, magical potion that could make Barry Zito pitch like a 20 year old. But since that doesn’t exist, I’ll just keep hoping Sanchez gets straight enough this year to push BZ to the 5 spot, so his starts will be skipped. If Batty Zitorris is the 4th best pitcher, then hopefully he can be so excellentastic like yesterday.
And hopefully he’ll start hitting 2 or 3 homers in each of his starts, since he’s gonna haveta pitch shutouts anyhoo.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Apr 23, 2009 11:37 AM PDT reply actions
Wait, when did anyone but Athletic say they liked Zito?
Also, Morris was in the next-to-last year of his contract, which made him a lot more dumpable than Zito is with 37,003 years left on his. And not making as much money.
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Trademark your own flavor of Kool aid yet? If not you must put that on the top of your "to do before taking over the whole list"
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by daveinexile on Apr 23, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
explain the logic underlying that conclusion
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I meant the conclusion that you are always right
Not the conclusion regarding you having told us so.
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He's right you know.
He did tell us that.
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by EliminateMe on Apr 23, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Well actually you told Zito would be better this year, you never told us that you are always right
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Apr 23, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
HEY AS BRASS GET OFF UR ASS AND BILD A STADIUM!!!!!!!PRONTO.
by satyricrash on Apr 23, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
yes, come on bold a's brass
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Well actually you told us Zito would be better this year, you never told us that you are always right
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Apr 23, 2009 11:47 AM PDT reply actions
And I though all the stupid fans lived in LA
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Apr 23, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Clearly, you’ve never been to Wrigleyville.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
So, when Zito gets bombed in his next start, maybe we should all go over to AN and derail one of their threads. It’s apparently a lot of fun.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
I LOLLED
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 23, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
HEY GUYS BARRY ZITOS BACK
AND BUM SUX SHULDA DRAFTED PORC
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Since cheese was mentioned earlier
I’m currently snacking on some goat mozzarella
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
shut up with the cheese already
I’m hungry
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Apr 23, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Cheese was only mentioned after chesse. What do you do with that?
by paboperfecto on Apr 23, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I just had a roast turkey and sharp cheddar cheese sandwich on Dutch Crust with Pesto.
This bread's got nuts in it!
by NuschlerFace on Apr 23, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey... pesto is a great touch. I wouldn't have thought of that; thanks!
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by Mayor of 311 on Apr 23, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
In all seriousness
seeing posts by people from other SBnation sites makes me appreciate this place exponentially more.
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yup
and that’s the sites with posters… some of those places are flat-out dead zones.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Apr 23, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
holy shit
you are just a bucket of fail
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I like AN, don’t judge it by that guy.
Lookout Landing is hilarious as well.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Imagine what, say, Blue Jays fans would think of us if giantsraiman showed up ranting and raving on Bluebird Banter.
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You mean he didn’t go there last winter during the whole Tim-Rios fiasco?
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 23, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
i guess it’s unfair to judge a whole site based on 1 person…but is there a regular here who would go troll another team’s site?
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I know some people have gone to mock True Blue LA, which is kind of a waste of time, seeing as how they only have two members.
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I have to say their minor league reports on True Blue LA are good.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 23, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Doesn’t Vic spend some time at the DBack’s blog?
by chilibean_3 on Apr 23, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
ya. but not as a troll. Just being Vic.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 23, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
One of our people was trolling Gas Lamp Ball yesterday. Lars called him on it though.
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
The people at Gas Lamp Ball do a good enough job of trolling themselves without us helping.
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ATTN GRANT
“SALTY HATERS” should replace “My fake trade is better than your fake trade.”
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Also
I’ve created a monster through my ironic use of caps lock. :(
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
/ plants face in palm
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 23, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
strangely, this may be my favoritest comments section of all time.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 23, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought you were going to follow that up with some type of grammatical rule, or something thoughtful.You should of said it like this: CAPS RULE!,
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Apr 23, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
As we've established,
Athletic is not big on “rules” or “spelling” or “reason”
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Athletic is not big
TWSS
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Apr 23, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
A bad trio of things to ignore here. and I say this being the the memeber with the most time in the Grammar Sin Bin.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 23, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
ARGUMENTUM AD CAPSLOCK
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 23, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Wouldn’t that make it a Capital Offense ?
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 23, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
bad
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 23, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
We aim to please.
Well please ourselves mostly but it is still pleaseing!
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 23, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
First waterboarding; now this?
Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Apr 23, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY GUYS THIS IS BA
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 23, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
BARRY ZITO
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 23, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
+ 100000000000000
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Apr 23, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I come from Blazer's Edge
Compared to them even this place is tiny, but yeah a lot of SBN sites are ghost towns.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Ugh
BLEdge. We get some trolls from there on Sactown Royalty sometimes.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
There are some good SBNation sites out there. Other than the ones oldjacket mentions, there’s Red Reporter.
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That logo drives me nuts
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Apr 23, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
we’re not selling jeans, you know
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Prince Fielder is the only player too fat to be drafted by the A’s.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
The Giants = PHATTEST team in baseball
sure, iawtc.
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 23, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry Grant
This discussion has veered off course and is plummeting in flames toward the orphanage.
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I don’t think those are Dodger children down there, but we better hope so.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 23, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not sure what to think. I logged on saw 300 comments, and thought, “Hmm. There’s no way there’s a baseball conversation going on in there.” Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 23, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
You know your site well
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
This one is sort of atypical, though
Usually, someone stupid makes a post, and we highjack it. This time, we started having a regular conversation, and someone stupid highjacked it.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
The reaction might have been a bit much.
by chilibean_3 on Apr 23, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you REALLY expect the McCoven to not overreact? Ever?
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
You set the tone with your uncontrollable rage.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 23, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I've been reading it for the past few minutes
and it’s like a gameday thread, almost, so many people are commenting so much. Doesn’t anyone have work to do?
\goes back to not working on thesis work
Adopted: David B. Flemming
That orphanage attacked me first
You all saw it
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
BIG SHOT MAGAZINE EDITOR: Grant, before I give you this big writing job at BIG SHOT MAGAZINE — one that will pay you $75,000 per word -
GRANT: – that price still seems a bit high to me -
BIG SHOT MAGAZINE EDITOR: Let me just check to make sure you are BIG SHOT MAGAZINE material. See, here at BIG SHOT MAGAZINE, we don’t just hire any Yahoo! off the street.
GRANT: So you’re not, uhm, Sports Illustrated, heh.
BIG SHOT MAGAZINE EDITOR: Ho ho! You can say that…AGAIN.
GRANT: ??
BIG SHOT MAGAZINE EDITOR: Before we sign the papers and make it official, I think we should give that baseball blog of yours a look.
GRANT: Didn’t you, er, look at it already?
BIG SHOT MAGAZINE EDITOR: No, I just said that I did. Now, let’s see, “As The Barry Zito Turns, huh?” Three hundred comments! Well, this is promising! You must be thrilled! Let’s take a look…
GRANT: Oh, uhm, ah…
On an unrelated note,
anyone else going to the this american life theater thingy tonight? Should be fun.
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I’d love to, but it’s tough with two kids under three, so.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Lack of responsibilities FTW!
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Not to totally steal the convo from you, but since you brought up the theatre, Sugar is playing at the dome theatre in Pleasant Hill. I’m going to see it Sunday, before I go shopping for bell pepper and tomato plants at OSH. We’re starting a garden!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 23, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, the same could be said for most of us...
Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Apr 23, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, I'll say it
I don’t see the huge problem with Athletic. He’s not especially different from posters you see on the Internet all the time.
If he is a troll, he’s the least annoying troll I have ever seen.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.
Really?
posting in ALL CAPS and generally being a dickhead seems like standard troll activity to me. Maybe not a terrible troll, but a troll nonetheless
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
But...
…didn’t Athletic only start posting in all caps after others started doing it?
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Apr 23, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I used ironic caps a couple of times and, yes, it seemed to excite him.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
No
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I find it in poor taste to go onto another team’s blog and start shit with the posters there.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 23, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
No, you didn't
I told you all he was back, now you’ve seen him dominate and you still don’t believe if you guys hate your team so much why don’t you go be a padres fan or something
What is that if not trolling and generally being a dick?
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
That's your first post in this thread
what did you expect?
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, guess what?
this isn’t your fanpost!
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
PRO TIP
Go to the top of the page. Hit control-f (command-f on a Mac). In the search box, type “Athletic.” What is the first comment that comes up?
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Also
you called us a “wineandchesse blog”, whatever that is, insulted our team’s offense (still better than yours), and then proceeded to start posting in ALL CAPS.
Really, not a troll, eh?
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
And I say once again
This is the Internet. If you don’t know how to let some not-especially-creative trolling go on the Internet, you might be in the wrong place.
This shit happens all the time. It’s way easier to ignore it.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.
by groug on Apr 23, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
But mocking stupid people is What We Do.
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But mocking stupid people is What We Do we are
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Apr 23, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
So then once your done venting your splean can we feed him/she/it to the Ortmeire Cloud? Maybe then it will spit out Nate. If it doesn’t return Nate what do we lose?
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 23, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
THEY DON'T LIKE ME BECAUSE I AM AN A'S FAN
I DON’T BLAME THEM. I CAME HERE TO SAY I THOUGHT ZITO WAS LOOKING SHARP, AND THEY TOOK OFFENSE
News Flash:
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Apr 23, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
You came on here originally
to first tell us that you actively root against Zito and you like him to do poorly.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
See what you've done?
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
We can’t even blame this one on groud.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 23, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
groud speaks the truth you're all afraid to say
Athletic is worse than Hitler.
Zito is worse than Athletic.
Wynn is unrated as a third baseman.
groudthink report concluded.
Randy Winn cannot play third base. Randy Winn cannot play third base. Nate Schierholtz, Giants 3B of the future! Randy Winn cannot play third base.
Your sig seems to contradict your third point.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
i am large, i contain multitudes
Randy Winn cannot play third base. Randy Winn cannot play third base. Nate Schierholtz, Giants 3B of the future! Randy Winn cannot play third base.
groud is either Walt Whitman or America
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Hold it-- I thought the pursuit of the whale represented groud, and Ahab represents groug-- did college f'ing LIE to me??
Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Apr 23, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Did college ever NOT lie to you?
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
Is that why we have 1500 comments a game?
because we hate our team?
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
We have 1500 comments a game because xanthan is a spambot. And it’s well established that he hates the Giants.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
obviously
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Finally found my opening...
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
WTF
did cod ever do to you?
The Hanseatic League is dispatching a strike team. Stand by for destruction.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Apr 23, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
xanthan totally hates the Hanseatic League. Especially freaking Bremen.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
BREMEN SUX
BERGEN 4-EVA
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Apr 23, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Sometimes
I think it would be healthier if we all weren’t quite so invested in the Giants, tbh.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
then where would we place our irrational love and misplaced rage?
on our families?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Judging by the comments here
Food, indie music, and Pokemon.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
I would be more willing to put faith in Rush’s new album sound better if I hadn’t been burned by their previous 27 albums sucking.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 23, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
" There is trouble in the Forrest"
/ humms
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 23, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I really want to replay G/S/C generation but I don’t think the clock works very well on my emulator. Also I’m very used to all of the “perks”, so to speak, of the DS versions now. :\
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I got a DSi and am waiting for Nintendo to release R/B/Y/G/S/C as digital downloads. MAKE IT HAPPEN NINTENDO I HAVE MONEY FOR YOU
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I was disappointed that the rumors about there being G/S/C remakes for DS (like Fire Red and Leaf Green) turned out to be untrue. Especially since it’s still a huge drag to get the GSC starters in the current gen.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Definitely
That’s what discouraged me from attempting to “catch ’em all” in Pearl.
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I bought a used copy of Pokemon XD (it cost like $10 or something) and I was all gung-ho about how I was totally going to play it and get the GSC starters and then… it turned out to be a really boring game. :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
My only knowledge of Pokemon
Comes from a 3D Tetris-style puzzle game for the N64. That game was awesome.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Hells yeah. Is it available on the Wii Virtual Console?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 23, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
IF IT WAS A BETTER GAME, IT WOULD BE POKEMON SNAP
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
lol
it doesn’t help that the “XD” face really irritates me, so every time I look at the game’s box, I want to punch it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I’d play the hell out of a G/S remake. I’m just saying.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 23, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm a huge fan of RPG's
But seriously, what’s the appeal of Pokemon? I played one of the originals on GBA and it was ok, but I don’t understand why it has such a cult following and a shit ton of sequels.
Right now Jon Miller is somewhere wearing a flamboyant tie and thinking about me.
surprisingly deep battle system, collecting cute animals to pit against each other appeals, really good marketing.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
this
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 23, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
The ability to trade and battle other players is what really sets it apart from other RPGs. It offers a way socialize through a game, which not many games, even portable ones, do. It also appeals to the OCD in me.
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hmm, well I suppose I could try one of the DS titles. I’ll put it on my to do list, right after “download a Rush album”.
Right now Jon Miller is somewhere wearing a flamboyant tie and thinking about me.
Pokemon > Rush
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Do. Not. Understand.
I took my little cousins to see the Pokemon movie when I was umpteen years old. I usually took them to see the latest flicks and it was so big at the time I thought I’d find a somewhat watchable movie. Good God! That was terrible. I just remember Pikachu kept saying “Pikachu” every 15 seconds. “Peeeeekachuuuuuu” “PikAAAAAchu”. I never thought Pokemon would last.
Now my 7 year old son watches the show. Hasn’t gotten much better. And I’m a kid at heart & will still watch most of his shows with him. When it comes on, I find something to do.
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
Shows were good though. At least for a while.
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It used to drive me mad
How Ash kept on spending years raising each of his Pokemons, but then always got rid of them immediately after they got good. He was the Marlins of the Pokemon world.
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I hope.
And then perhaps that’s why it was good. I don’t remember him getting rid of any pokemon.
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I have this memory of him sending Squirtle to work for the fire department or something crazy like that, but maybe I imagined it. He also sent Charizard to some weird Charizard farm.
I was never that much into the games, but I was addicted to the show when I was nine-ish.
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He let Pidgeot go into the forest or whatever after it evolved. The Marlins analogy is perfect.
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Squirtle joined a gang of Squirtles and started wearing sunglasses so you’d know which one was Ash’s. He popped up again later for an episode.
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Show is totally different from the games
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So you guys & gals just play the games? What side do the trading cards fall on?
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They were fun when I was 12 or so. The TCG game boy game was fun and didn’t have all the annoyingness of the actual card game.
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when you put it like that... lol
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
The GB game was fun, but it didn’t allow me to make the crazy decks I usually use, so that lessened some of the fun.
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I was really into the TCG back in high school. Then my school banned any sort of playing cards, which killed any chances of me playing it.
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"Then my school banned any sort of playing cards"
?
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I hope.
+1
I wandered around forever being the “big” giants fan wherever I went. Here I feel I just get lost in the crowd. It’s kind of nice to have a place where the really nutzo fans are. Misery loves company or something.
In my experience, people who don’t really care about sports tend to be happier and healthier.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 23, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
How much faith do you have that Eric Chavez will be healthy, that Bobby Crosby won’t suck?
We have faith in the guys that haven’t burned us 60+ times.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Eric Chavez looked fantastic in one pre-season game.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
yeah, well are you going to get your hopes up?
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
So The Albatross might be having his best April outside of his Cy Young year. Given his other Aprils this is like claiming Happy Pete will be the league leader in OBP after his get his fourth walk in a month.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 23, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Spoken like as a fan that has not had the kind of front office shenanigans that we put up with.
It would like some of our younger crowd (that doesn’t remember what it was like to go through winters were the ownership was threatening to move of sell the team out the state) give A’s fans grief for not yet having built their own new digs.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 23, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL GIANTS FANS ARE YOUNG.
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Naw. We save stuff like that offenses that are truly beyond the pale.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 23, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
hating on Zito is different from hating our team
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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Matt Stairs on the season
10 ab
.300 ave
2 hr
4 rbi
He would be a regular here. GET R DUNE GIATNZ BRAZS!
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Apr 23, 2009 12:41 PM PDT reply actions
NLCS last year
Best non-Giants homerun EVER
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by Norm Median on Apr 23, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I could have been there too
But I got sick so I couldn’t go down to LA and go to the game with a friend of mine.
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should've been a regular here
5 years and three towns ago.
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by natteringnabob on Apr 23, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I read this as Barry Zito is BLACK BABY for a second
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It really was
Played with South Carolina GOP voters, though.
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john mccain reference there, champ
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Athletic-
never missing an opportunity to fail
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Barry Zito is John McCain?
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Zito IS black. His name in Dontrelle.
This bread's got nuts in it!
by NuschlerFace on Apr 23, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah just bleak.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 23, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
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*drool
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sick and that still looks delish
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by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I want my baby back baby back baby back
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That’s the smallest baked potato I have ever seen.
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by Norm Median on Apr 23, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
does he still live in Tuolomne County?
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Twain Harte >>>>>> Tracy
too bad for him.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
He said he was hella bored up there. Not like he stays in Tracy most of the time. he just got back from Houston day before yesterday and is leaving again next week.
Well, if you get to spend time in great places like Houston, who cares where you live!?
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there isn’t a ton to do there if you don’t like camping or skiing.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Even if it is slightly true. Looking to drop some pounds but cannot get into a routine I can follow. I really hate gyms.
Funny, Vida and I were actually talking about gyms. Apparently he has memberships to like 7 different gyms, and travels all around to go to them.
Thats actually another goal towards the weight loss. My job has me out running around some nights from 5 pm to as late at 10, so I need to stop putting off dinner till that late.
Don't worry
this is what Athletic looks like:
LOL IM SO FUNNY
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Since this is as active as a gameday thread and there's no game today, we might as well have food talk
Lunch: leftover baked scalloped potatoes with green olives and feta cheese
Dinner: going out for Korean
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Lunch: Chicken salad sandwich from work
Dinner: no clue. I need to go shopping tomorrow.
I’ve been kind of intrigued by the idea of ramen with an egg in lately though. I’ve never done it before. I’m tempted. Anyone have any thoughts/tips on how to do it?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
You pretty much just crack the egg and drop it in. Well, you might want to mix it first.
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This is what I’ve heard. I have one egg left from my current dozen, so I think I might just do it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
note:
be sure ramen soup is hot when you do this.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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I’ve done this many times before and can say that it is excellent.
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UPDATE
I did this and it was pretty good. Will do again
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I would never ever have thought of that
but now I’ll have to give it a go
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I also had sushi. I went with hamachi and some kappa maki. Yum.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 23, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Bread bowls = greatest invention ever.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Domino’s = no
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what is this i don't even
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I think I’m going for Cheeseboard Pizza for lunch. Chard, Leeks, Mozzarella Cheese, Pecorino Cheese, Garlic Olive Oil, Citrus Zest.
As for dinner, I have no idea.
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Cheeseboard Pizza is so good that I’m pretty sure I would love that even though I don’t really like chard OR leeks.
(LOL WINEANDCHEESEBLOG)
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Are you a spider or something? How many monocles do you need!?
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Yeah, it was really really good.
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Lunch: French Bread cheese pizza.
Dinner: I dunno, maybe Arby’s.
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I love Arby’s! 5 for 5, FTW! Unfortunately there are only two on the peninsula, one is old as shit and the other is way over by the zoo.
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“I’m so hungry, I could eat at Arby’s!”
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Now you got a thing against Arby’s? Oh man that is totally a reason to ban you. But I’ll keep you around since your obscure and unfunny jokes overshadow my obscure and unfunny jokes.
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I’ve never actually eaten there, although I’m not a fan of fast food in general.
It’s a Simpsons reference. No, really, it is. The episode where the kids got stranded on a desert island, Lord of the Flies style.
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I think it’s more about the sauce than the food. You could put Arby’s sauce on dog shit and it would taste like heaven.
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The beef n' chedder sauce
not sure what kind of drugs are in it, but OMG good
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Aye. They’re BBQ sauce is to die for.
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I could drink that stuff. Have you ever gone in their fast food & somehow the sauce does not make it into the bag? You get home & you just have the sandwich. That’s like rubber meat. It’s all about the Arby’s sauce.
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I still do like their meat, but yea, the sauce is what it’s all about.
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It's actually pretty good
my only complaint is that they oftentimes make their sandwiches in advance and keep them under a heat lamp >:(. They’re good when actually fresh though
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I’ve never actually gotten that. Usually when I get a sandwhich, I’ll notice the cutter making new slices of roast beef even. I’ve never noticed it not going, but sometimes I just don’t look.
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I got the reference. Simpsons should not be obscure.
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Yeah, I was pretty clear on it. I just don’t acknowledge every Simpsons reference on this board because then I wouldn’t time to sleep.
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I’m just not up on my Simpsons references as much as I am my Family Guy/Seinfeld/Fawlty Towers references.
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As much as Family Guy?
That’s inexcusable.
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What is it?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
They should make a Panda Roll in Sandoval’s honor. Just lard and bacon, wrapped in rice. And instead of seaweed, a rolled up pop tart.
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A while back we were having some sort of food discussion on here and someone mentioned they were gonna take a block of ramen noodles (uncooked) and melt kraft singles over it. I’m sure there was more to it but it sounded like one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever heard of. I may have to search the archives to find the exact recipe.
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
I found it and it’s even more disgusting than I remeber (link):
Ramen Grilled Cheese Sandwich:
Best Meal Ever?
Take a pack of Ramen, and separate noodles into the two halfs (you know how they come in one long kind of rectangle that’s been folded over)
Place 2-3 pieces American Cheese (yes, it must be American) between the two pieces of uncooked noodles, making Sandwich
(Optional): Add some of the seasoning packet on top or, even better, in the middle on the cheese
Microwave for a bit
Enjoy Best Meal Ever
by stress on Jan 22, 2007 3:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
NorthSide’s response was pretty good too:
Re: Ramen Grilled Cheese Sandwich:
Yikes! That sounds so disgusting that I don’t have the words to describe it.
Can we get stress a proper cookbook?
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jan 22, 2007 3:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
That is the worst thing I have ever heard. I’m really glad I wasn’t really reading comments back then.
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And just to up my own snobbishness quotient, let me say that I really don’t get American cheese. It’s horrible. It tastes like crap and it looks like rubber. It’s worse than every other cheese, even cheeses I don’t like. I don’t understand why anyone likes it, or chooses it when there’s anything else to be had.
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Cuz it's 'Merican!
and if u don’t like it u can git out!!!
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I like the way that dude calling us a wine and cheese blog has turned us into a wine and cheese blog.
And then he started talking about sushi, too.
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Follow-up question
every time I’ve ever been in Roxie Deli, and an order is placed in Spanish, that order asks for queso americano.
I don’t know that I’ve heard an order placed in English, by any person, ask for Velveeta American processed cheese food product.
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by natteringnabob on Apr 23, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve seen people request American cheese on their sandwiches at Genova, which has actual good cheese.
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Good god.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 23, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
close enough?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam_musubi
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Apr 23, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
meh
one of those crummy things they put on the cheap sushi boats next to the tamago.
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by natteringnabob on Apr 23, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t get them at sushi places. Only Hawaiian BBQ joints.
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The things Hawaiians do with spam is inspiring.
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like eat it?
I wonder how much spam is sold in pacific islands vs. continental US…
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by natteringnabob on Apr 23, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
It's big in the Pacific Islands
Yes, that is a Spam restaurant. This one is in Manila.
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yeah even in Fr. Polynesia
of all the american food to adopt…
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by natteringnabob on Apr 23, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
eel, salmon with avacado and eel sauce on the outside
Fried Shrimp, crab, with cucumber on the inside. Obviously rice as well. It is very filling
Wow that’s intense, but more or less most of my favorite sushi ingredients in one roll, so I’d probably like it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
That sounds a little better than what I’d pictured as an Elvis Roll. Lo and behold, there’s actually a recipe.
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 23, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
You should know be now humans should not be allowed to use computers without oever sight.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
Rapist hands
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 23, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it was a reference to Jackie’s recent remarks about China’s lack of freedom being a good thing. Or a reference to his singing. Can’t be too sure.
OK
I have some opinions on that issue, but I won’t get into it.
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My GF’s family is close to Jackie. She used to have dim sum with him when she was a kid.
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 23, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb0k-Bxw4ek
I love Jackie, but his expressions in this MV always crack me up.
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Jackie Chan was basically a slave as a child was afraid Sammo Hung was going to kill him.
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Sammo Hung could be our 3rd baseman!
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 23, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
The thing about Zito
Yeah, his pitches do look better. He still has an ERA north of 5. So even if I wanted to, I couldn’t be optimistic. Not until I see a bunch more from him.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
It's just one game.
I’ll adjust my stance on Barry once this year is over and it shows he can do this consistently.
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 23, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Like the two he had for us last year, or even the three in 2007. One of those was in April! Giants fans rejoice! We should have been having more hope in Zito since he arrived!
by paboperfecto on Apr 23, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, I remember that April start in 2007. Was it against the Rockies?
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I was only counting the seven innings or more. The Rockies game was 6.0 innings of shutout ball by Zito followed by a 7.1 start against Arizona in which he didn’t give up a run.
by paboperfecto on Apr 23, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Just looking over his first year with us, he actually had a winning record for us at one point that year at 6-5.
by paboperfecto on Apr 23, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe some
But not a lot. I need to see more games of similar quality. Heck, I’ll even include the game before. He had a little bit of tough luck in that one.
I still need to see more from this guy to feel confident that he is, in fact, “back.” Lots of people do good things in small sample sizes. Lots of people even look better doing it. Lets see if this is truly a return to betterness or if this is just a temporary thing.
I think it is more likely to be the latter. Experience t
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
The last sentence is a poem.
Yeah, that’s the ticket….
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
In other news
There’s this old, crappy-looking car that’s been parked on my block lately that’s full of spare tires. Mostly car tires (some with hubcaps still attached), but also one bike tire. I saw the guy who owns the car while I was walking the dog this morning, and I don’t want to shock anyone, but he was kinda crazy.
This hardly seems to random for this discussion.
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surprised you haven't choked yet
or run out of manacles
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by natteringnabob on Apr 23, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
how would you know
if you keep dropping your bloody monacle. Crikey!
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by natteringnabob on Apr 23, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Almost as crazy as this guy
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I want that huge diamond on top of the sign.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
That guy kept shouting, “HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY! IF YOU LIE YOU WILL BE A BILLIONAIRE!”
So, just lie, and I’m sure you can have it.
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ZITO IS A GREAT PITCHER!
/waits for my billions
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
HATER
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Apr 23, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, I am just trying to make some money.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
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I have no idea what that sign means
But I agree 100%!
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 23, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s a long-time San Francisco character.
His signs change, but I think they always say “12 GALAXIES.”
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
you know
after reading that (and thank Frandsen there’s a wiki on him nowadays)…
The McC logo would look GREAT on the back of Frank’s sign.
$100? If two of us forgo cha cha bowls we can make this happen
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Apr 23, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the section that analyzes the wordage on his signs.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
At the 2007 Castro Halloween Party, Chu’s sign claimed “7,645,000 Galaxies”, at MacWorld 2008 he was up to 75,850,00021, and at the Iraq War protest on March 19, 2008 he was up to 8,685,000,00022.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Aliens and Bill Clinton conspired to steal his cash and prevent him from becoming a movie star or some such.
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
This guy is fun too
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
NO PIMPISM
NO JACKING OFF
NO NECROPHILISM
NO RECKLESS EYE BALLING
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
NO WHOREMONGERING
I’m willing to forego the balling, but I dunno about the mongering.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Apr 23, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw that guy
It was pretty cool. The girl I was with had heard about him but never seen him, she was stoked.
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
A theory is that he’s actually some rich guy who has so much money he has nothing else to do, so he just dressed up like that and hangs around downtown.
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yeah
that was the explanation I heard
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
so wait, are you supposed to get married, have sex once and then never again? I’m confused.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
FOR WITHOUT VIRGINITY, TURN THE WOMAN INTO A WHORE
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
And if you look at the second paragraph, he says Christians shouldn’t have sex or get married at all.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Yes, I want to go find him and ask him to clear up his policy for me.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
He often hangs out by the cable car turnaround at Market and Powell, so you can ask him when you’re back in the Bay Area!
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
NO NERDY QUESTION ASKING
accidentally cut out of picture
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Apr 23, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
it's not that novel
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakers
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Apr 23, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m pretty sure Shakers didn’t carry around signs saying “NO LEFTOERS NO SLOPPY SECONDS JUST FRESH CLEAN SEX BETWEEN EACH OTHER,” though.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Well,
I suppose they didn’t need signs, but I suspect they didn’t like leftoers either.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Apr 23, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
And while we're talking about weird shit
Check out the history of the Oneida silverware company:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oneida_Community
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
interestingly
these sects had a difficult time maintaining membership levels…
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Apr 23, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
That's why there are no more Shakers or Puritans
And here I thought God invented sex…
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
I'd like to assume, Mr. Soybean
that this image is posted in preparation for many hilarious gameday photoshop jobs.
Thank you in advance.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Apr 23, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I fucking love that guy.
Right now Jon Miller is somewhere wearing a flamboyant tie and thinking about me.
voila
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Apr 23, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Now you can Make Your Own Frank Chu Sign
I still believe in Bowkermania.
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MCCOVEY CHRONICLES BRAS!!!1!!!
NEW SITE BANNER OK THANK
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Apr 23, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
this is awesome
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There’s the guy who sits outside of the Phone Booth with the interesting signs:
Family abducted by aliens need money for rocket fuel.
Family abducted by ninjas need money for karate lessons.
etc…
Yeah Ive seen him, thought he was near Powell tho
by lincypoo i wuv u on Apr 23, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus people scare me.
Right now Jon Miller is somewhere wearing a flamboyant tie and thinking about me.
jesus, people scare me
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 23, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Just like we can't judge AN by athletic,
you can’t judge religion on jesus freaks like this weirdo.
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But can I judge AN by Jesus freaks?
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!
I hope.
absolutely you can
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Those people were out at Porter Meadow in SC on 420. Bunch of stoners started debating, like, metaphysical shit with them, man
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
*clutches pearls*
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Billy Bean isn't laughing
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Apr 23, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
It took me a long time to realize Billy Bean and Billy Beane weren’t the same dude.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
so you say
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Apr 23, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
“Coming here from the homo leagues, Patton’s in for a lot of heat from the fans,” Beane said. “And not just the fans. Every time they talk about his open stance, every time he throws a guy out from his knees, every time he goes deep in the hole, there’s going to be an uncomfortable silence at the very least. But I believe Patton has the focus to put that aside and just play.”
LAST!
right? RIGHT!?!?!
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 23, 2009 2:16 PM PDT reply actions
NO UNLAWFUL GAMEDAY THREADS
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
God.help.us.all.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 23, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
ic wut you did thar
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I'm pretty sure Lowry's starting for the Giants.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
NATE'S NOT STARTING TONITE!
RAGE!
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
HEY ITS BON
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BONDSLEGEND
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OMG reply fail
i suck at dugout
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I think ‘Athletic’ is Barry Zito. Or, at least one of Zito’s Personal Assistants…
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Apr 23, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions
Posting on McC as As fan. Lol losers!
28 minutes ago from mobile web
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There is a suspiciously high number of A’s avatars in this thread. Do I want to know?
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
…..There’s no more…..I NEED MORE PEOPLE!
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
In my opinion...
Redemption for Zito should be available on a year by year basis. To be able to be viewed as being worth his contract he will have to win the Cy this year (not gonna happen). And he’s already lost out on his chance change opinions about him regarding his previous years with the Giants. Basically, we should expect the worst, hope for the best and bide our time.
"I'm a street walkin' cheetah with a heart full of napalm"
-Iggy and the Stooges
no doubt. At least he has kept his walk rate down this year. Watching him walk the bases loaded was always absolutely infuriating. I’m not counting on that lasting for the entire season though. Randy Johnson recently said, in regards to his poor first 2 outings “nobody wants to be the weak link in the rotation.” No worries Big Ugly, Zito has got that title locked up.
"I'm a street walkin' cheetah with a heart full of napalm"
-Iggy and the Stooges
Bad about who?
Chris Brock was a 4A, type of pitcher. Great in Triple A. sucked in the majors. Joe Nathan was mistakenly traded by some dumb MF general manager for some kick em in the crotch catcher. Livan is nothing more than a bigger, fatter, better athlete version of Barry zito from the right side, who does not possess Zito’s looks, but Livan could hit.
OT:
Nate Silver is on Baseball Tonight. He looks just a bit awkward.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Brandon Crawford cannot be stopped. He’s like Torg. He hit another home run tonight.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 23, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
Also
Busty and Dizzy with doubles.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 23, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
lovin me the busty poser so far
LOVIN IT
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Thomas Neal two run jack. I likes this team.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 23, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Three run homer, that is.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 23, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I know we all hate Khalil Greene, but it’d take that kind of package out of Crawford.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
Torgo?
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
tHe MaStEr DoEs NoT aPpRoVe!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
OT,
as if anything is OT in this thread, but anyways- the this american life theater thing was FREAKING AWESOMELY epic. If anyone’s a fan of the show and can, I highly recommend you check it out in 2 weeks when they rebroadcast it. It was a lot of fun and very funny
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Hi Yall
"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."
- Dennis Rodman
HELLO!
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
I having this feeling like I missed something epic
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
WTF mods
where’s our Post “Non-Gameday-Recipe-Open SJ Giants-Spam-Pokemon-Frank Chu-Pitchchart-Popped Color” Fun Thread?
This kind of posting goodness can’t be contained in just one place!
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"Affeldt helps to fight human trafficking"
LOL
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
dude definitely not LOL quality
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Apr 24, 2009 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Definite reply fail.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 24, 2009 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions
good comparison
except the fact that we paid 127 million dollars for a younger poor man’s Mark Gardner.
Great job Sabean! Keep up the good work. You think we can sign the second coming of AJ Pierzynski for 60 million this summer?
This thread is garnering some decent first time postings.
Judgment Day is coming
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GRATE JOB GINAT BRASS!
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 24, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
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