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Gameday Thread III

This is the rally thread.

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STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Apr 22, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

UGH-ly

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 22, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

for the giants you mean...

right?

right!?

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Apr 22, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone want to discuss Cain for Fielder? Huh? Anyone? Bueller?

Any type of mongering is A-OK in my book.

by Man-o-War on Apr 22, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Fielder's hitting .163

We already have Rich Aurilia

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every hitter I have on my fantasy team has decided to suck this year, it seems.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 22, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should draft the Dodgers then.

by scout6 on Apr 22, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m enough of an anti-Dodgers mark that I drafted Mauer instead of Martin. :(

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 22, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winn for the win?

by scout6 on Apr 22, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

come on, randy walkoff lets go

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 22, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

hard to hit a walk off

in the bottom of the 8th

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 22, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its Science

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 22, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, no

she’s telling him to just walk off the field

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Apr 22, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

shut up, i’m not really paying attention :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 22, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have never guessed.

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 22, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY BRIAN JOHNSON!

…Or did you mean the other one?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Apr 22, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY BON SCOTT!

Any type of mongering is A-OK in my book.

by Man-o-War on Apr 22, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The story of the Giants Season

In play, out(s)

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 22, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Or, bases loaded…

In play, run, outs.

Eric "Beastmode" Surkamp, Overlord of Augusta.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 22, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant should change the thing in the title of the website to that. McCovey Chronicles – In play, out(s)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 22, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh you are at the exciting part. I’ll try not to ruin the ending for you.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 22, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anagram of "in play, out(s)"

INAPT, LOUSY

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 22, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just popping in

I have some comments.

Barry Zito. Bwah? I guess maybe he actually is pitching better?

It’s official, Bochy thinks that the C next to the name in the lineup card means “cleanup hitter.”

I have this feeling that this game is going to end similarly to the last scoreless game heading into the ninth.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 22, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Well

I’m an important (well, busy, at least) guy. I hardly have the time to read what every Tom, Dick and Harry types in the game thread.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 22, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

well I was only thinking it but since you brought it up.

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 22, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weak inning

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 22, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Now pitching for Pods

Cy Cyoungerson

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Apr 22, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

fail

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 22, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Dwight is pissed.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Apr 22, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Saving it all for the 9th inning, I see.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 22, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Humbled by L. Gregerson. Whoever that is.

by Evan on Apr 22, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I BLAME NATTO

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 22, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

“Gregerson is making it look almost ridiculously easy.”
Really Jon? Almost? Who are we kidding here?

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Apr 22, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey guys!

What’s been going on?

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 22, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito is amazing, the Giants hitters are drawing walks, Bochy put in Howry and it didn't result in us failing miserably, Molina got an off day

But don’t worry, it’s not the Twilight Zone, we still suck at driving in runs.

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAIT, WHAT???
Zito is amazing

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 22, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it's not the twilight zone

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 22, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

IIt is, though, the Danger Zone.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 22, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson in a non-save situation

here we go

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 22, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT??

Are you kidding me?? Affeldt out already? This is why I hate Bochy.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Apr 22, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm heading home

Maybe the game will still be on in 45 minutes when I get there. Go Giants!

by paboperfecto on Apr 22, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

A’s & Yankees are in the 14th. Are we gonna let them outlast us???

by Evan on Apr 22, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too soon. More affeldt.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 22, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, pulling a good reliever after two batters in this kind of game is all kinds of dumb.

by Evan on Apr 22, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are you talking about? He’s only had two off days in a row and is guaranteed only one tomorrow. Got to save him!

by AngelWillSaveUs on Apr 22, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im scared

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 22, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

GODDAMMIT BOCHY WHY DID YOU PULL AFFELDT AND PUT WILSON IN A NON-SAVE SITUATION

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Apr 22, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Because he's a double-agent working with the Padres.

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like ned is a double agent working with us, and depodesta is a double agent working for the dodgers. Circle of betrayal.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 22, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Post of the Day!

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Apr 22, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ puts on tinfoil hat

"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Apr 22, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know that thing looks a lot like a pee pee tee pee.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 22, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because its worked so many times before

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 22, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

somebody told him there won’t be a save situation in this game, so he had nothing to save Wilson for.

by ho-hum baby on Apr 22, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

just so we're clear here

how many more batters is Affeldt supposed to face? And his effectiveness over Wilson is how much?

If the Giants lose this game, Bochy’s fault in it is somewhere around 13th.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Apr 22, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol wilson

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 22, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

You beat me to it. Mine was..and so it begins

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 22, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF IS GOING ON!

I take a glance at the score in the 6th and I actually assumed it was a typo. I checked ESPN and MLB.com before I believed that Zito hadn’t given up an runs or any walks.

Bring me the head of Barry Zito!

by elGuapo on Apr 22, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Oy...

I can’t watch… back to the paperwork instead.

by Merope on Apr 22, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Like an 8 inch vertical leap right there

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 22, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

He barely got off his tippie toes

Everybody loves money

by fwoty oz on Apr 22, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wacky-parsed that as tippLe toes and thought “he really shouldn’t be drinking during the game, he’s not a broadcaster!”

by Merope on Apr 22, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gravity > Renteria

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 22, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

clooooooooooose

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 22, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Kouz was a goner.

by kaliber on Apr 22, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

  1. Worry: Wilson pitching in non-save situation
  1. Worry: Giants running out of pitchers
  1. Worry: Giants will never score another run ever again.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Apr 22, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Those all deserve to be #1

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 22, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

They scored 8 yesterday.

Yeah, you’re right.

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today’s game has been more characteristic than yesterday’s.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 22, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess Sanchez can come on in relief. But I bet that ruins his season.

Eric "Beastmode" Surkamp, Overlord of Augusta.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 22, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your list of 1’s intrigues me. I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

by scout6 on Apr 22, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry for Dirty can pitch all the extra innings.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 22, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIke your numbering, do you want to finish formatting my presentation for me? huh, huh please

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 22, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s always Hinshaw!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 22, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Numbering fail

I was trying to go 3-2-1

 3rd Biggest Worry: Wilson pitching in non-save situation

 2nd Biggest Worry: Giants running out of pitchers

 1st Biggest Worry: Giants will never score another run ever again.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Apr 22, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

(envelope to forehead)

A person taking Pepto Bismol.

A new pair of stockings.

The Giants.

(opens envelope)

Name three things with no runs.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 22, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Apr 22, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://instantrimshot.com/

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 22, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

herp derp

http://instantrimshot.com/

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 22, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can someone fill me in?

I just got out of class. Zito: 7 IP 6 H 0 BB and 5 Ks? Can someone tell me what happened/how Zito looked/how he was so good (other than that he was apparently throwing strikes?)

I think this might be the best Zito start he’s ever given us. Unfortunately, Giants offense fail…

I only have a signature because I recognize everyone else by their sigs, not their usernames..

by lmaozedong on Apr 22, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s a witch.

Which is not to say I have a problem with that.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 22, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, Inevitably, Giants offense fail…

by Evan on Apr 22, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

But eventually they have to fail to fail, if even for a little while.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 22, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how all these folks who missed the game are checking in now and they think something’s wrong with their computer when they read Zito’s linescore.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Apr 22, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the most likely event

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 22, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know I was confused..
I checked my fantasy team first, and when I saw 0-0 I thought I lost track of who was starting today..

I only have a signature because I recognize everyone else by their sigs, not their usernames..

by lmaozedong on Apr 22, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

So let it be written, so let it be done

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 22, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

creeping death

is an appropriate theme for the SF Giants

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Apr 22, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am going to go with

“Trapped under Ice”. Because that song is full of fail but I love it. Like the Giants.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Apr 22, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD WHOEVER THAT WAS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 22, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Brother of that one guy!

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 22, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

sit!

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 22, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

SIDDOWN!

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 22, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

If we build windmills near him, we can totally solve that energy crisis.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 22, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Non save situation success!

Praise Raptor Jesus!

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 22, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

thank you Brian, much better ending this time.

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 22, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

fail owned pwned pictures
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The Giants Offense

"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Apr 22, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s Panda time!!!

Right now Jon Miller is somewhere wearing a flamboyant tie and thinking about me.

by Norm Median on Apr 22, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve never had it but I love the Hawaiian McDonald’s breakfast on principle.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 22, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 22, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

AHHHHHHH

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 22, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE IS RAPING MY SOUL.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 22, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am soo desprate I would even accept this if it works.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 22, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOO!!!! I blame him, and him exclusively, for the horrors of 2002.

Any type of mongering is A-OK in my book.

by Man-o-War on Apr 22, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Sandoval swings at a pitch that almost bounces in the dirt”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 22, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Strange how pitchers keep throwing him balls in the dirt

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 22, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIANTS BRASSIERE

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 22, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 22, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIANTS BRAS!

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 22, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

the lacy touch is nice

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 22, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got out of class...

so yeah…

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Apr 22, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY LANDO

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

Bring me the head of Barry Zito!

by elGuapo on Apr 22, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

rally attack panda

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 22, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Forget it. We’re up against L. Gregerson, man! Game over!

by Evan on Apr 22, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda Fail

Right now Jon Miller is somewhere wearing a flamboyant tie and thinking about me.

by Norm Median on Apr 22, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

MANBEARPIG!

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Apr 22, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just scarred dozens of people for life.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Apr 22, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone's in home run mode now

Never a good thing, especially for a “lineup” like this.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 22, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

2/3rds leg

Right now Jon Miller is somewhere wearing a flamboyant tie and thinking about me.

by Norm Median on Apr 22, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dongbei Ren

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 22, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zhende? I’ve long suspected this. Dongbei ren bijiao gao, dui bu dui?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Apr 23, 2009 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

na shi

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 23, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dont like you (padres pitcher)

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 22, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants offense is being shut down by a dude who doesn’t even have a gameday picture.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Apr 22, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

He looks like he just had too much of Jamie Lee Curtis' yogurt

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 22, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'M POOPIN

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by groug on Apr 22, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

i lol’d

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Apr 22, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was my favorite Giant commercial ever

Either that or Omar Vizquel’s “Meatball.”

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 22, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY EXCITED HILLARY

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Bitch

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 22, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Regardless of one's politics

There’s no denying that woman has a hilarious face

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

No doubt!

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 22, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolz

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Apr 22, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hillary is so hot…..

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 22, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for that...

Nightmares every night for me, for the next 3-4 months.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Apr 22, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a pitch way outside swung on and missed!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 22, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s as if anyone on the Giants is hitting!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 22, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get this pitcher out of here.

by Natto on Apr 22, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s go Ishi

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 22, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

2 HITS

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 22, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

typical

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 22, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon Ishi!

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Apr 22, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

shite

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Apr 22, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

this isn't football or supermodels

You can’t just get back in there

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 22, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

San Francisco Giants

by Natto on Apr 22, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giantish

Bring me the head of Barry Zito!

by elGuapo on Apr 22, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pathetisad.

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think embarrassingly meek works.

by ESPNman on Apr 22, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

commiserable, deplorable, distressing, feeble, heartbreaking, heartrending*, inadequate, lamentable, meager, melting, miserable, moving, paltry, petty, piteous, pitiable, pitiful, plaintive, poignant, poor, puny, rueful, sorry*, tender, touching, useless, woeful, worthless, wretched

Any work for ya

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by timmeh on Apr 22, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

woeful

as is full of woe.
As in “Crucify them on the Tree of Woe”

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Apr 22, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

first extras

of the season! wooooot! right?

by agiantmistake on Apr 22, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

xtra innings on getaway day :-(
team will be “jet lagged” tomorrow

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 22, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thing they have their 70th day off of the month tomorrow, then.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 22, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 22, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then it’s a good thing they don’t play until Friday.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 22, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does that mean they’ll go another 9 innings without scoring?

by ESPNman on Apr 22, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah that way Winn can go 0-8

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 22, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez warming up again

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 22, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

The decision to skip him might actually work out.

by AngelWillSaveUs on Apr 22, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

trying to get him the win?

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 22, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Apr 22, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson throwing a second-inning in a non-save situation? Oh, I have a bad feeling about this.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Apr 22, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

PREPARE FOR HITZ AND WALKZ

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Apr 22, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

ONE MORE ROUND!

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 22, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s ok Han, well I don’t really know, but it’s ok.

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 22, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this game more about pitching?

Or lame offenses..

I only have a signature because I recognize everyone else by their sigs, not their usernames..

by lmaozedong on Apr 22, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 22, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it me or did the bottom of the 9th last exactly 2.8 seconds?

Wisconsin: Famous for dairy, Ryan Rohlinger and not much else.

by Scottsdale on Apr 22, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

only 12 pitches. so no it wasnt you

Bring me the head of Barry Zito!

by elGuapo on Apr 22, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was a strike

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 22, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU BLUE

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Apr 22, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Vida has had NOTHING to do with this game!

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 22, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s right, he is in Manteca.

by scout6 on Apr 22, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game needs more Jesus.

Right now Jon Miller is somewhere wearing a flamboyant tie and thinking about me.

by Norm Median on Apr 22, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 22, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

BALLGAME

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 22, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Hairtson

Game

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 22, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Only two walks allowed in the last two games. Impressive.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 22, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t worry, it’s only Hairston!

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 22, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

where would the Giants be without him toeing the rubber in the city

by wilriv21 on Apr 22, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably the same place they are now… near the bottom of the NL West.

by ESPNman on Apr 22, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

San Diego?

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 22, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best we can hope for here...

Intentional walk?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Apr 22, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

HBP

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 22, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes please...

Oh, wait…you mean Hairston? I thought you meant me.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Apr 22, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Earhole this motherfucker before you let him beat you.

by kaliber on Apr 22, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Bend over. Blue is fucking you.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 22, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants getting squeezed in every direction

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 22, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU BLUE x2

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Apr 22, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I think gameday agrees…. clearly the circle is in the strike zone.

by ESPNman on Apr 22, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME ON UMP

Eric "Beastmode" Surkamp, Overlord of Augusta.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 22, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 22, 2009 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Get outs, [Giants pitcher].

by Natto on Apr 22, 2009 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

AHHHHH WE WAS SO OUT AHHHHHH

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 22, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

he*

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 22, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice job, Burriss.

by kaliber on Apr 22, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

This game is giving me a headache.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 22, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

epic

Flail
Fail

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 22, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

opportunity wasted

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 22, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Pooh

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 22, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 22, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

No comment

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 22, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shit Burriss what the fuck are you doing on this team.

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Apr 22, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Manny the Matador

by kaliber on Apr 22, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Burriss you punk. If we lose because of this shit…

Eric "Beastmode" Surkamp, Overlord of Augusta.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 22, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

SMELLS LIKE FAILSAUCE

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Apr 22, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

He couldn’t get in fron of it. That might hurt.

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 22, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa, Uribe with the glove!

by scout6 on Apr 22, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

It was right at him

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 22, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he actually caught it.

by scout6 on Apr 22, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

/whew

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 22, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Get the third out, [Giants pitcher].

by Natto on Apr 22, 2009 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Get the third an out, [Giants pitcher].

by LinceCainGarnerSon on Apr 22, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just returned...

You can’t bring Wilson in to throw the 8th & 9th but you can for the 9th & 10th?
HHIIIEEEAAADDDD!!!

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 22, 2009 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s getting to much rest.

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 22, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

sit down you little shit.

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Im scared

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 22, 2009 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

What the fuck. How is there no score

This ump isn’t calling strikes for shit

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Apr 22, 2009 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

theory:

ump in first 9 innings calls lots of strikes to make game faster (has a date with a meatloaf sub or something)
But in extras… reverses polarity to get a run home… somehow…

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Apr 22, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the angry fans in the background.

And by angry I mean drunk.

Eric "Beastmode" Surkamp, Overlord of Augusta.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 22, 2009 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

At the park that usually goes hand in hand.

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 22, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Call Strikes, [Giants Umpire]

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF is with all these sliders?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 22, 2009 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

double switch?

Sanchez & Aurillia in?

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Apr 22, 2009 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

NO THE ENTIRE PADRES BULLPEN IS RH!!!

Leave it to Bochey.

Eric "Beastmode" Surkamp, Overlord of Augusta.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 22, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

BANISH HIM!

Eric "Beastmode" Surkamp, Overlord of Augusta.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 22, 2009 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 22, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright, 3rd out.

by scout6 on Apr 22, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAHHHHHH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 22, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 22, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Giles hacked at that like he was Pablo Sandoval.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 22, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

That inning was destined to end in disaster

Brian Wilson=pretty good!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 22, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

/massive sigh

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 22, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

[exhales]

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Apr 22, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

So, I was joking earlier about this being a 1-0 Padres win in 27 innings

Now, I’m not so sure.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 22, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY MEAN STREET POSSE

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Pete Gas > Everything

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 22, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joey Abs > Pete Gas

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 22, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude. His name was Pete Gas. PETE GAS. You can’t get better than that.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 22, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

What was the third dude’s name?

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 22, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds good.

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 22, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way man

Joey Abs was the best

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 22, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs more ShaneO Mac!

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 22, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quirarter finishes the 8-1 San Joser win by striking out the side.

by wilriv21 on Apr 22, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, he gave up a run before his diaper change

by wilriv21 on Apr 22, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juan Uribe walk-off. I’m calling it.

by Evan on Apr 22, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

lord 'av mercy

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Apr 22, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

who do i have to fuck around here to get us some runs?

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 22, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Sabean.

You wanna take one for the team?

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luke Gregerson

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 22, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

pass

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 22, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson!

Ike Diogu - kicking ass and taking names since 4/13/09

by otis29 on Apr 22, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY RALLY

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hear baba o’riley on the stadium speakers

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 22, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

So

2 hits against the San Diego Padres. Wow.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 22, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY WEIRD FACIAL HAIR

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 22, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 22, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luke “Cy” Gregerson is out finally

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 22, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

how about a Torres walk off

by wilriv21 on Apr 22, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Just one big swing…. FTW

by ESPNman on Apr 22, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

needs more noah & timmy

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Apr 22, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 22, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY FRANK JORDAN SHOWER

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Apr 22, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Now that’s the definition of a shit-eatin’ grin.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 22, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I came back in from the warehose and heard the game on boss’ radio in his office. I pop in to ask him the score and when he told me 0-0 in the tenth I couldn’t help myself. I said, “are you shitting me?” He laughed.

I like my office.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 22, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Everybody sing!

This is the game that never ends,
It just goes on and on my friends,
The Giants started playing it not knowing what it was…

by Merope on Apr 22, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

think how they feel at Yankee Stadium right now

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 22, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re Yankees, I don’t care.

by Merope on Apr 22, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy that their team won?

by scout6 on Apr 22, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

A HIT?

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 22, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

BASE HIT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 22, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

wut was it that torres did there?

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 22, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh lord, our savior is Velez?

by scout6 on Apr 22, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY JUDGE ITO

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 22, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

we've got PING!

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Apr 22, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, Velez. Our walk-off specialist.

by Natto on Apr 22, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

speed!

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 22, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice jump

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 22, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY GATES MCFADDEN

CMON CRUSHER

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 22, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa, a steal?
Running Game?

by scout6 on Apr 22, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Golden Girls Gone Wild

Right now Jon Miller is somewhere wearing a flamboyant tie and thinking about me.

by Norm Median on Apr 22, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 22, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg

hawt

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Apr 22, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ralle Berry

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Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 22, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

lot of hitting going on there

by wilriv21 on Apr 22, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

STEAL THIRD FOO

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Apr 22, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY THERE'S A BOMB ON THIS BUS

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Stealing is SMRT. wonder why we don’t do it more often?

Matt

by Cixelsyd on Apr 22, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY VINCE

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 22, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

can't...stop...laughing!

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Apr 22, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

camera guy you catching this

by wilriv21 on Apr 22, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know the Germans always make good stuff.

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 22, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FAIL

VELEZ

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 22, 2009 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

fudge

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 22, 2009 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I concur.

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by groug on Apr 22, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, pretty much...

Reviewing for Velez: “For it’s 1-2-3 strikes yer out…”

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Apr 22, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Knowing what the fuck is going on fail.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 22, 2009 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember how I like to say Velez has no baseball smarts? He just wanted to prove the point AGAIN.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 22, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLEZ

Eric "Beastmode" Surkamp, Overlord of Augusta.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 22, 2009 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

That means sit down, Eugenio.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 22, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

3 means youre out

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 22, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez did not know he struck out. Awesome.

Well Freddy, be our savior! You are due.

by scout6 on Apr 22, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Never mind.

Bengie to PH for Burriss!

by scout6 on Apr 22, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god

Eugenio is such a joke.

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Apr 22, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

come on Bengie, please.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 22, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY RAPE LINCOLN


Better than normal Lincoln.

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

what the fuck.

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by groug on Apr 22, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

he looks like a zombie

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 22, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s just let this one fade away into instant non-use.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 22, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

PINCH HIT FOR BURRIS

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 22, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

c'mon $$

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 22, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred is going to LF be ready Torres

by wilriv21 on Apr 22, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

fail

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 22, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Run Andres

Show me the meaning of Haste

by jctGamer on Apr 22, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Big Money sighting

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 22, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

FAILez.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Apr 22, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

creepy

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 22, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 22, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick!

Steal thrid while they are talking on the mound… no one is looking !

by Cixelsyd on Apr 22, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie catch, Uribe to second, Pablo to third

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Apr 22, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Holm has to guard the hole they keep Nate locked up in.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 22, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

money! money!

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Apr 22, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY FIELD

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 22, 2009 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

and still more hitting

by wilriv21 on Apr 22, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

oi

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Apr 22, 2009 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

i can’t count the number of times miller has said today that the giants swung at a non-strike

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 22, 2009 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

You can’t count to infinity?

Loser.

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by groug on Apr 22, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great. You pinch hit Big Mo after you have used your pinch runners…

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 22, 2009 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

game over if dude get a hit

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 22, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

i fiugured they would just walk him and face Winn.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 22, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

chances are, if he gets on, that won’t be a problem.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 22, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not like his run is going to matter.

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by groug on Apr 22, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

We probably couldn’t get a hit if Rita Moreno was pitching.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Apr 22, 2009 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

who knew?

Rita Moreno toeing the rubber in the city

by wilriv21 on Apr 22, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

that, my friends, was a strike

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Apr 22, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH!

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 22, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

by Natto on Apr 22, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

MONEY GIANTS WIN!!!!

by scout6 on Apr 22, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

BIG FUCKING MONEYYYYYYYYYY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 22, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY TUT

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

big party!

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 22, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Success!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 22, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

BENGIE!!!!!

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Apr 22, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

BENGIE~!$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 22, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Right now Jon Miller is somewhere wearing a flamboyant tie and thinking about me.

by Norm Median on Apr 22, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

BALLGAME! YES!!!!

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 22, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

BENGIE!!!

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Apr 22, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

BIG MONEY!

hell ya!!!

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Apr 22, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

BENGIE!!! FTW!!!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Apr 22, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY!!!!

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

EVERYBODY LOVES MONEY

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 22, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

SWEEEEEEP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 22, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Yea MONEY

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 22, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

PRAISE JAH

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Apr 22, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Was that Hairston who missed the fly ball? It should be.

by kaliber on Apr 22, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Mother fucking john wayne!!!

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 22, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

SWEEP!

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 22, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU PADRES!!!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 22, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

velez not being selfish with the walkoffs!

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 22, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

i love that man

Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 22, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

So can we just play the rest of the season at home?

by scout6 on Apr 22, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

WALK IT OFF!!

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 22, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

THE CARDINALS PADRES ARE DEAD!

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 22, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going home happy!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 22, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

BIG MOTHERFUCKING MONEY

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by groug on Apr 22, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Apr 22, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

This image is awesome.

by Natto on Apr 22, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY FUCK

THAT IS AWESOME

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 22, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is everything that is cool

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 22, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beggers can’t be chosers. And we be beggers.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 22, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY MONEY

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 22, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Now all we have to do

is win a road game

Right now Jon Miller is somewhere wearing a flamboyant tie and thinking about me.

by Norm Median on Apr 22, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  



Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Apr 22, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

The Boricua Boyz

Andres Torres and BMoney come up big in Giants win

by wilriv21 on Apr 22, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Apr 22, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

giants have won 4/5

while allowing 5 runs in the 5 games getting absolutely beautiful pitching from every starter

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Apr 22, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

2 ER

off of the starting pitching in the last 5 games

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 22, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is about their pitching and not so much about their hitting

by wilriv21 on Apr 22, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Apr 22, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

BIG MONEY GOES AROUND THE WORLD!!

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 22, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

So much win.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Apr 22, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito

7IP 6H 5K 0(!)BB 0(!)ER.

I can has for rest of season?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 22, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

PLZ

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

my head just exploded.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 22, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can has for rest of season?

I can has for rest of seasoncontract?

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Apr 22, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

We could win every game 1-0, like the old Koufax-Drysdale Bums.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 22, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 22, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

This always makes me think of Conker’s Bad Fur Day

by positiveuphemism on Apr 22, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

did we just win a game where zito started, we only scored 1 run and only got 4 hits?

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Apr 22, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

What did Bengie do? homer?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 22, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Ground rule double.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 22, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Bengie. I love that fat SOB.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 22, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

read that as

“he’s just being boned”

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 22, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Apr 22, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was pleased with his at bat.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 22, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's not fat

He’s metabolically challenged.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 22, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

my bad. thought it was scored a single.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 22, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ground rule double

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 22, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Apr 22, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

single to knock in Andres.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Apr 22, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

John Shea is not the most charismatic man in the world

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by groug on Apr 22, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

That would be Randy Winn.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 22, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Win-Winn situation!

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by groug on Apr 22, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa man you just blew my mind

I never would’ve realized the subtle pun they did in that ad! CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYY!

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 22, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I have a crush on Torres. He’s pretty.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 22, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

Pretty fast. HA

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 22, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I have a crush on Torres. He’s pretty not Velez.

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Apr 22, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still shaking my head over Velez not knowing how many strikes he had. What a numbnuts.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 22, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol numbnuts

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 22, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to adopt him!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Apr 22, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats alot of game of no Bengie

thats alot of 0-0 games cuz we apparantly cant score without him

by kvdp12 on Apr 22, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

When Pablo caught Zito’s good starts at the end of last season, Money started whining about the Panda being Zito’s designated catcher.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 22, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fine

then SF should return Holm to minors if he is not going to be used and call up another player

by wilriv21 on Apr 22, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the plan all along.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 22, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

ok troops

we’re gonna go out there and pitch 10 scoreless innings, then win it 1-0 with a walk off pinch hit ground rule double!!!

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Apr 22, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy twirls his facial stubble and laughs, “Foolish Padres, you’ve played right into my hands.”

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 22, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

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