Gameday Thread III
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for the giants you mean...
right?
…
right!?
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 22, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions
In the 8th?
This bread's got nuts in it!
by NuschlerFace on Apr 22, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone want to discuss Cain for Fielder? Huh? Anyone? Bueller?
Any type of mongering is A-OK in my book.
Fielder's hitting .163
We already have Rich Aurilia
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Every hitter I have on my fantasy team has decided to suck this year, it seems.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
I’m enough of an anti-Dodgers mark that I drafted Mauer instead of Martin. :(
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
come on, randy walkoff lets go
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
hard to hit a walk off
in the bottom of the 8th
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
no, no
she’s telling him to just walk off the field
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 22, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
shut up, i’m not really paying attention :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
The story of the Giants Season
In play, out(s)
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Anagram of "in play, out(s)"
INAPT, LOUSY
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 22, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Just popping in
I have some comments.
Barry Zito. Bwah? I guess maybe he actually is pitching better?
It’s official, Bochy thinks that the C next to the name in the lineup card means “cleanup hitter.”
I have this feeling that this game is going to end similarly to the last scoreless game heading into the ninth.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
And I made a similar observation: http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/4/22/848705/open-gamethread-4-22#14565838
Judgment Day is coming
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Well
I’m an important (well, busy, at least) guy. I hardly have the time to read what every Tom, Dick and Harry types in the game thread.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Now pitching for Pods
Cy Cyoungerson
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
fail...
or flail?
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 22, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Dwight is pissed.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 22, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
Saving it all for the 9th inning, I see.
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 22, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
I BLAME NATTO
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 22, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
“Gregerson is making it look almost ridiculously easy.”
Really Jon? Almost? Who are we kidding here?
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Hey guys!
What’s been going on?
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
Zito is amazing, the Giants hitters are drawing walks, Bochy put in Howry and it didn't result in us failing miserably, Molina got an off day
But don’t worry, it’s not the Twilight Zone, we still suck at driving in runs.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
WAIT, WHAT???
Zito is amazing
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 22, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
But it's not the twilight zone
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Wilson in a non-save situation
here we go
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
my fantasy team cries out in pain
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 22, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
What are you talking about? He’s only had two off days in a row and is guaranteed only one tomorrow. Got to save him!
by AngelWillSaveUs on Apr 22, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
GODDAMMIT BOCHY WHY DID YOU PULL AFFELDT AND PUT WILSON IN A NON-SAVE SITUATION
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
Because he's a double-agent working with the Padres.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Just like ned is a double agent working with us, and depodesta is a double agent working for the dodgers. Circle of betrayal.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 22, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
/ puts on tinfoil hat
"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
"It's not that unusual for him to walk a guy"
I heart our closer
by LinceCainGarnerSon on Apr 22, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions
C'mon guys, managers never do anything that can affect a game's outcome.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
just so we're clear here
how many more batters is Affeldt supposed to face? And his effectiveness over Wilson is how much?
If the Giants lose this game, Bochy’s fault in it is somewhere around 13th.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
WTF IS GOING ON!
I take a glance at the score in the 6th and I actually assumed it was a typo. I checked ESPN and MLB.com before I believed that Zito hadn’t given up an runs or any walks.
Bring me the head of Barry Zito!
Like an 8 inch vertical leap right there
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
- Worry: Wilson pitching in non-save situation
- Worry: Giants running out of pitchers
- Worry: Giants will never score another run ever again.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
They scored 8 yesterday.
Yeah, you’re right.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Today’s game has been more characteristic than yesterday’s.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Numbering fail
I was trying to go 3-2-1
3rd Biggest Worry: Wilson pitching in non-save situation
2nd Biggest Worry: Giants running out of pitchers
1st Biggest Worry: Giants will never score another run ever again.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
IN A WORLD, WHERE A MANAGER CAN MAKE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WINNING AND LOSING
ONE MAN
SUCKS ASS
BOCHY: Rated R
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
someone
please make a poster for this
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 22, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
(envelope to forehead)
A person taking Pepto Bismol.
A new pair of stockings.
The Giants.
(opens envelope)
Name three things with no runs.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 22, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
http://instantrimshot.com/
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Can someone fill me in?
I just got out of class. Zito: 7 IP 6 H 0 BB and 5 Ks? Can someone tell me what happened/how Zito looked/how he was so good (other than that he was apparently throwing strikes?)
I think this might be the best Zito start he’s ever given us. Unfortunately, Giants offense fail…
I only have a signature because I recognize everyone else by their sigs, not their usernames..
He’s a witch.
Which is not to say I have a problem with that.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.
I love how all these folks who missed the game are checking in now and they think something’s wrong with their computer when they read Zito’s linescore.
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
It's the most likely event
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
So let it be written, so let it be done
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
creeping death
is an appropriate theme for the SF Giants
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 22, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I am going to go with
“Trapped under Ice”. Because that song is full of fail but I love it. Like the Giants.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
STFD WHOEVER THAT WAS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
sit!
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
If we build windmills near him, we can totally solve that energy crisis.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.
Non save situation success!
Praise Raptor Jesus!
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
The Giants Offense
"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
Rally Hawaiian McDonald's breakfast

I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 22, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions
i used to live on maui
this is actually really good
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 22, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
HE IS RAPING MY SOUL.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Rally creepy astrophysicist counterattack

I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 22, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
“Sandoval swings at a pitch that almost bounces in the dirt”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Strange how pitchers keep throwing him balls in the dirt
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 22, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
GIANTS BRAS!
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
MANBEARPIG!
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 22, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Everyone's in home run mode now
Never a good thing, especially for a “lineup” like this.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 22, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
they look like giraffes with those long legs!
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 22, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Zhende? I’ve long suspected this. Dongbei ren bijiao gao, dui bu dui?
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
The Giants offense is being shut down by a dude who doesn’t even have a gameday picture.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
He looks like he just had too much of Jamie Lee Curtis' yogurt
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
i lol’d
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 22, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
That was my favorite Giant commercial ever
Either that or Omar Vizquel’s “Meatball.”
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Regardless of one's politics
There’s no denying that woman has a hilarious face
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
lolz
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 22, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks for that...
Nightmares every night for me, for the next 3-4 months.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
There’s a pitch way outside swung on and missed!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
It’s as if anyone on the Giants is hitting!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.
Let’s go Ishi
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 22, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions
typical
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Wait, I thought Renteria "figured it out" last night??
Oh well.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 22, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions
this isn't football or supermodels
You can’t just get back in there
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
I need a word that is stronger than pathetic
super-pathetic doesn’t really express it
by positiveuphemism on Apr 22, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions
Pathetisad.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
commiserable, deplorable, distressing, feeble, heartbreaking, heartrending*, inadequate, lamentable, meager, melting, miserable, moving, paltry, petty, piteous, pitiable, pitiful, plaintive, poignant, poor, puny, rueful, sorry*, tender, touching, useless, woeful, worthless, wretched
Any work for ya
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
woeful
as is full of woe.
As in “Crucify them on the Tree of Woe”
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
xtra innings on getaway day :-(
team will be “jet lagged” tomorrow
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 22, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions
Good thing they have their 70th day off of the month tomorrow, then.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Then it’s a good thing they don’t play until Friday.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.
yeah that way Winn can go 0-8
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Sanchez warming up again
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
The decision to skip him might actually work out.
by AngelWillSaveUs on Apr 22, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
trying to get him the win?
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 22, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Wilson throwing a second-inning in a non-save situation? Oh, I have a bad feeling about this.
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
PREPARE FOR HITZ AND WALKZ
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Apr 22, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
ONE MORE ROUND!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 22, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this game more about pitching?
Or lame offenses..
I only have a signature because I recognize everyone else by their sigs, not their usernames..
is it me or did the bottom of the 9th last exactly 2.8 seconds?
Wisconsin: Famous for dairy, Ryan Rohlinger and not much else.
Vida has had NOTHING to do with this game!
by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 22, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
This game needs more Jesus.
Right now Jon Miller is somewhere wearing a flamboyant tie and thinking about me.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Only two walks allowed in the last two games. Impressive.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
San Diego?
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Best we can hope for here...
Intentional walk?
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
HBP
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Yes please...
Oh, wait…you mean Hairston? I thought you meant me.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Burriss needs to catch that
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.
At least knock it down.
This bread's got nuts in it!
by NuschlerFace on Apr 22, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
This game is giving me a headache.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
epic
Flail
Fail
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
opportunity wasted
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 22, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions
Pooh
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
SMELLS LIKE FAILSAUCE
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Get the third an out, [Giants pitcher].
by LinceCainGarnerSon on Apr 22, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Just returned...
You can’t bring Wilson in to throw the 8th & 9th but you can for the 9th & 10th?
HHIIIEEEAAADDDD!!!
Where is my beer & chili dog?
What the fuck. How is there no score
This ump isn’t calling strikes for shit
Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.
theory:
ump in first 9 innings calls lots of strikes to make game faster (has a date with a meatloaf sub or something)
But in extras… reverses polarity to get a run home… somehow…
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
I love the angry fans in the background.
And by angry I mean drunk.
Eric "Beastmode" Surkamp, Overlord of Augusta.
Call Strikes, [Giants Umpire]
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
WTF is with all these sliders?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
double switch?
Sanchez & Aurillia in?
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
FINISH HIM
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 22, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions
Giles hacked at that like he was Pablo Sandoval.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
That inning was destined to end in disaster
Brian Wilson=pretty good!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
So, I was joking earlier about this being a 1-0 Padres win in 27 innings
Now, I’m not so sure.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Pete Gas > Everything
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Joey Abs > Pete Gas
This bread's got nuts in it!
by NuschlerFace on Apr 22, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude. His name was Pete Gas. PETE GAS. You can’t get better than that.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
What was the third dude’s name?
This bread's got nuts in it!
by NuschlerFace on Apr 22, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds good.
This bread's got nuts in it!
by NuschlerFace on Apr 22, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
No way man
Joey Abs was the best
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Needs more ShaneO Mac!
This bread's got nuts in it!
by NuschlerFace on Apr 22, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
who do i have to fuck around here to get us some runs?
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 22, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions
Brian Sabean.
You wanna take one for the team?
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY RALLY

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
i hear baba o’riley on the stadium speakers
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
So
2 hits against the San Diego Padres. Wow.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
RALLY WEIRD FACIAL HAIR
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
I think that's Bruce Campbell
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 22, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY FISHING BUDDIES

I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 22, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions
needs more noah & timmy
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 22, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Now that’s the definition of a shit-eatin’ grin.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 22, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I came back in from the warehose and heard the game on boss’ radio in his office. I pop in to ask him the score and when he told me 0-0 in the tenth I couldn’t help myself. I said, “are you shitting me?” He laughed.
I like my office.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 22, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions
Everybody sing!
This is the game that never ends,
It just goes on and on my friends,
The Giants started playing it not knowing what it was…
think how they feel at Yankee Stadium right now
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
we've got PING!
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 22, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Zorak PH
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 22, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions
speed!
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
RALLY GATES MCFADDEN
CMON CRUSHER

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
Rally Golden Girls Gone Wild

Right now Jon Miller is somewhere wearing a flamboyant tie and thinking about me.
omg
hawt
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 22, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY THERE'S A BOMB ON THIS BUS

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
can't...stop...laughing!
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 22, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
You know the Germans always make good stuff.
This bread's got nuts in it!
by NuschlerFace on Apr 22, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL FAIL
VELEZ
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Yeah, pretty much...
Reviewing for Velez: “For it’s 1-2-3 strikes yer out…”
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Knowing what the fuck is going on fail.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Remember how I like to say Velez has no baseball smarts? He just wanted to prove the point AGAIN.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
That means sit down, Eugenio.
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 22, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY RAPE LINCOLN

Better than normal Lincoln.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
c'mon $$
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Big Money sighting
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 22, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions
no
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 22, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Quick!
Steal thrid while they are talking on the mound… no one is looking !
Holm has to guard the hole they keep Nate locked up in.
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 22, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
i can’t count the number of times miller has said today that the giants swung at a non-strike
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
You can’t count to infinity?
Loser.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.
game over if dude get a hit
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 22, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s not like his run is going to matter.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.
We probably couldn’t get a hit if Rita Moreno was pitching.
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
FUCK YEAH!
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
big party!
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Success!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
BENGIE~!$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
BIG MONEY!
hell ya!!!
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 22, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions
Mother fucking john wayne!!!
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
SWEEP!

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
FUCK YOU PADRES!!!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
THIS
velez not being selfish with the walkoffs!
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 22, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions
WALK IT OFF!!

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 22, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions
THE CARDINALS PADRES ARE DEAD!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 22, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm going home happy!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
HEY MONEY
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 22, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions
Now all we have to do
is win a road game
Right now Jon Miller is somewhere wearing a flamboyant tie and thinking about me.
giants have won 4/5
while allowing 5 runs in the 5 games getting absolutely beautiful pitching from every starter
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
2 ER
off of the starting pitching in the last 5 games
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
BIG MONEY GOES AROUND THE WORLD!!

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 22, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions
Zito
7IP 6H 5K 0(!)BB 0(!)ER.
I can has for rest of season?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
PLZ
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
my head just exploded.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 22, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I can has for rest of season?
I can has for rest of seasoncontract?
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
This always makes me think of Conker’s Bad Fur Day
by positiveuphemism on Apr 22, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
did we just win a game where zito started, we only scored 1 run and only got 4 hits?
Dodgers fans eat their young.
What did Bengie do? homer?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 22, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions
Yay Bengie. I love that fat SOB.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 22, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
read that as
“he’s just being boned”
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
He's not fat
He’s metabolically challenged.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 22, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Ground rule double
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
109
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 22, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
John Shea is not the most charismatic man in the world
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.
That would be Randy Winn.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Whoa man you just blew my mind
I never would’ve realized the subtle pun they did in that ad! CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
I think I have a crush on Torres. He’s pretty not Velez.
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
I’m still shaking my head over Velez not knowing how many strikes he had. What a numbnuts.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
lol numbnuts
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 22, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
When Pablo caught Zito’s good starts at the end of last season, Money started whining about the Panda being Zito’s designated catcher.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
That was the plan all along.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
ok troops
we’re gonna go out there and pitch 10 scoreless innings, then win it 1-0 with a walk off pinch hit ground rule double!!!
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
Bochy twirls his facial stubble and laughs, “Foolish Padres, you’ve played right into my hands.”
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
The cake is a lie.
This is the real thread:
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/4/22/849349/post-game-fun-chatter

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