4/22 Open Gameday Part 2
by kenshin1 on Apr 22, 2009 1:42 PM PDT
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let's start this thread right...
NO HITTER!
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 22, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions
HO KNITTER
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
frack....
that was wildly ineffective
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 22, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
There is!
kenshin just doesn’t have a good sense of humor.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
Nice to see the real Giants offense is back.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
We are ALL Pedro Feliz
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 22, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
More like two words
NO STRIKES
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 22, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo scouting report:
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 22, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
is that from Bachelor Party?
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 22, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLRazr
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 22, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Are we trying to jinx Derek Bell?
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 22, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
TORRES!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
TORRES!
Amazing catch! [listening on the radio]
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
SORTER!
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 22, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions
sailing takes me awayyyyyyy
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
come sail away with meeee
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 22, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
JUMP JUMP
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
“I Missed the Bus.” Thats says it all. HARDCORE.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
chris young has a hit!
but he HAS NOT GIVEN UP ANY!
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 22, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions
what's the asterisks for?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 22, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
no...cuz brown's was KOd by a HBP
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 22, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
No
Although Brown’s would have been if he hadn’t beaned Benard.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 22, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve been around long enough to remember Charlie Lea and Jerry Reuss.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 22, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
satanic horns?
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
high leg kicks of death
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
tap
tap plastic
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
The fantastic plastic place?
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
tap plastic foot loooooong
I am so sorry
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s my song.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 22, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
“There have been 4 hits and they’ve all been by the Padres, if you catch my drift.” Andy Mazur
Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!
by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 22, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions
NO HITTER, YOU SAY?
Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!
by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 22, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
nudge nudge wink wink
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Rally Lisa Stevens
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 22, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions
THE Lisa Stevens??
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 22, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
From Wells Fargo Bank!
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
ISHIKAWA HAS NEVER GOTTEN A HIT OFF YOUNG
by LinceCainGarnerSon on Apr 22, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions
I figured I’d kill 2 birds with 1 stone
by LinceCainGarnerSon on Apr 22, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
there are three kinds of commercials on KNBR giants games
Tap plastics
Chevron
Frye’s
any others?
Seems like it’s been this way since the 80s
that's the way it should be
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 22, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
do they still do the Shane company?
now YOU have a friend in the diamond business!
it's silly because all commercials are kind of inherently dumb...
but that one always bugged me. as if, because i heard your company’s commercial on the radio, you’re now my friend? seriously, how stupid do you think i am?
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 22, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
speedy oil change and tuneup
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 22, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
TK and I recited the ad word for word when prompted by a dude at a game once. True story.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 22, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Could be worse
There used to be screwcap wine and Alex Dween.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
He He... TWSS
You think your a fan? You got nothing on my adopted daughter Sue Burns, now she's a fan. 4 out of 5 doctors agree Rosterbation can cause blindness and delusions of grandeur.
rally denzel!
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 22, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
nice no hitter
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Yay for Ishikawa starting to get some hits!
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
take that mister one hitter
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 22, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions
crawford opp field hr
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
Believe he should be toeing the rubber.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
man...
my hopes are starting to get seriously raised for this kid… a few months ago i thought fringe prospect defensive specialist… now i’m hoping for jj hardy… only better. Seriously, what’s wrong with me?
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 22, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Aside from being a Giants fan, you mean?
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
Thank God
I couldn’t stomach being fucking no-hit again.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 22, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions
I went to go take out the garbage and when I got back, we’d gotten a hit!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Oh yes I did
But can she get to Zito in time to take him out?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 22, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
you are teh rally killer
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 22, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
is it just me
Or does Chris Young’s gameday pic look kind of like an emaciated Charlie Sheen?
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
or possibly Martin.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
time for Uribe to go all ribbies
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 22, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions
lead off hitter on. Lets have one of them tar Rally thing-a-ma-jiggers.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
RALLY IBN BATTUTA
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
DOUGIE MAC
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Turned on the radio
We get a hit and draw a walk.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
another walk?!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 22, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions
poop
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
RALLY HUGE SHIP
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 22, 2009 1:59 PM PDT reply actions
YEAHHHH A BUNT WHOO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
flewis
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 22, 2009 2:00 PM PDT reply actions
GIS result for "rally situational hitting"
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
is it from MCC?
because it looks like something from MCC
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
That is WAY too appropriate.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 22, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
is it just me?
Or have the Giants been having an inordinate amount of rallies getting killed by the pitcher in the 9 spot?
I guess the Zster will just bunt here.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
Time to start batting pitchers 8th
by LinceCainGarnerSon on Apr 22, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
fail.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Uh, Giants
you forgot to score that inning
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 22, 2009 2:02 PM PDT reply actions
familiarity breeds contempt
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
weather changes moods
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 22, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
well after hearing Sanchez was moved to the bullpen, my mood is nothing but foul
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
According to the Bochy show, he’s in the bullpen due to lack of pitchers and will be placed back in the rotation at a later date.
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
1st and 2nd no outs
giants offense fail
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 22, 2009 2:02 PM PDT reply actions
nanu nanu
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 22, 2009 2:02 PM PDT reply actions
The 1960s called
and they want their higher pitcher’s mound, low-scoring games back.
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
giants starters have been going longer= relievers can go more innings today if needed
giants offense has been struggling= pinch hit for zito early
i adopt Les Plack, D.D.S. for the following reasons:
1. greatest name for occupation ever (except maybe lesbian prostitute sharon bottoms)
2. i am hoping for free dental care from my son (if he ever hears of this)
3. the giants need him more than anyone because their smiles are all they've got right now
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 22, 2009 2:04 PM PDT reply actions
I hate Eckstein
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 22, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions
But he's a WS MVP
LOL
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 22, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I LOL’d at work.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 22, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s HEADLY
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 22, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
nice change
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 22, 2009 2:10 PM PDT reply actions
uh
so i guess there skipping sanchez next turn in the rotation
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 22, 2009 2:10 PM PDT reply actions
must be...
also, i like THIS barry zito.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 22, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Sanchez warming up in the pen.
:(
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
For serious?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 22, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
It seems Timsday is on the Jewish calendar as the dates keep changing.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 22, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
PABLO!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 22, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions
Fortunately, you win the game by scoring runs.
Unfortunately, those usually come easier when you get hits.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Were you the one who said “I don’t care what it costs, just sign him”?
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
good thing nate’s not in there
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Your so pretty
You think your a fan? You got nothing on my adopted daughter Sue Burns, now she's a fan. 4 out of 5 doctors agree Rosterbation can cause blindness and delusions of grandeur.
bumgarner out after 5
his line:
5 ip 5 h 1 r 1 er 0 bb 5 k’s era is now 0.56
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 22, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions
it's kind of like
Zito woke up this morning and said… “Fuck it. I’m throwing strikes”.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
BURRISS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
walk machine
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 22, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
The B in OBP stands for Burriss
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 22, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
What happened, I’m following on box score so all I get is a fly out.
by paboperfecto on Apr 22, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate Giles.
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 22, 2009 2:16 PM PDT reply actions
i hate
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 22, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
LOLOLOL
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Wait are we watching the Giants or playing the Giants.
Eric "Beastmode" Surkamp, Overlord of Augusta.
hit eckstein in the back ;)
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
awesome bunt by pabz
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Spoilers!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 22, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Rember that bases clearing triple?
That was awesome.
by paboperfecto on Apr 22, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
sadsauce.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
So, the dead ball era sure is fun.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
I mean the Giants have had a couple decent chances to punch 1 run across.
Padres as well.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
I was looking up Fred Lewis on b-r earlier, and noticed there was another from the 1880s. He had a career OPS of .708 – which, in those days, was good for a 124 OPS+. That translates pretty generously to the Giants’ offense.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Wasn’t that one just named “Lewis”?
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!
I hope.
There’s one of those, but there’s also a 19th century Fred Lewis.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
failsauce
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 22, 2009 2:20 PM PDT reply actions
it’s like they try to fail this much
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
they make failing look so easy, like they’re not even trying
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 22, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Pitchers park + fly ball pitcher + shitty lineup =
Me getting sick to freaking death of (Giants player) flied out to (somewhere).
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 22, 2009 2:20 PM PDT reply actions
how can the anagram have more letters than the original phrase
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 22, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito's last inning?
Assuming he gives up no runs..pull him so as to leave this start as a confidence builder?
by positiveuphemism on Apr 22, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions
zito dealing?
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 22, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions
still don't get why they're skipping sanchez and not zito
of course zito is now pitching a great game
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
TO PREVENT TIM LINCECUM FROM GETTING TOO MUCH REST.
GOD FORBID HE HAS BEEN SO UNDERUSED.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
His FB is wearing down, but he’s still locating really well, and has 10+ MPH between it and his offspeed pitches.
Eric "Beastmode" Surkamp, Overlord of Augusta.
TO PREVENT TIM LINCECUM FROM GETTING TOO MUCH REST.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Reply fail
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
complete game loss for ZITs
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 22, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions
No walks is very impressive, as is keeping all the hits to singles to limit damage.
by paboperfecto on Apr 22, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
It must be the calm eyes.
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 22, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions
That has to be his last inning
I believe he is scheduled to bat in the bottom half.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 22, 2009 2:25 PM PDT reply actions
if he wasn’t, i’d put him out there again but you just have to pinch hit here.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
On the bench
Aurilia, Velez, Holm, Molina and some sort of indistinct creature wearing a French Vanilla uniform.
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
That bat boy looks a bit old.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 22, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
then again, he hits as well as just about anybody on the Giants
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 22, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
my office needs a no meetings during Giants games rule
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
You’ve missed a lot of fail, at least.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
going to miss more
got another meeting in 2 mins
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
this
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 22, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
who are you and what have you done with barry zito
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
I should have known better than to do a GIS on “boobs” at work.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 22, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Check out these boobies and these tits
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 22, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
MLB.TV Websense
My office blocks mlb.tv…. I hate having to watch it in gameday :(
I’m with you but they also block a lot of flash so I’m stuck on yahoo boxscore.
by paboperfecto on Apr 22, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
MATCHUPZX
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
NATE SCHIERHOLTZ ON DECK
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Nate sighting!
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Krukow just brought up what I did not expect to happen
Zito kept the very impressive performances from the starters to keep going.
wut?
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 22, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Five for five
With Cain being the least impressive of the bunch.
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Two at bats in two days WTF!?
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
HOLY CRAP A FAN MADE IT ONTO THE FIELD
SECURITY, GRAB HIM, HE’S IN THE ON-DECK CIRCLE
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
C'mon Nate
Hit a homer so you might have a chance to start.
Judgment Day is coming
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He’ll have no chance without a 3-run shot
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Nate better homer or he’ll never start again
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
What do you mean, “again”?
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...again???
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
dont’ like purple?
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
cc
He’ll next hit in July.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
subject line fail
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Or, if interleague play isn’t until July, massive subject line success.
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and we never saw him again…
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 22, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions
Next time Nate D:
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
dfa
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 22, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions
Oh yay...
It’s Howry again.
Did anyone notice how much Bochy sucks?
by positiveuphemism on Apr 22, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions
Wait, I thought we never wanted Wilson in a non-save?
My head hurts.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 22, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
and I like Affeldts chances even more.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 22, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
see?
already has a guy on 2nd. Howry is shit.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 22, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Nate
Not enough veteran savvy.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 22, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions
Pablo Sandoval swings at everything.
Pablo Sandoval gets to start every day.
If Nate Schierholtz swings at everything, could he perhaps get a start?
Only one way to find out!
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SCORE RUNS FOR CAIN LINCECUM ZITO FUCKING ANYBODY
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 22, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy to himself:
“Ah jes new that there yung wippersnapper wuld strak out! He kin jes sit an watch Richie fur a wall”
/tells city folks that this river don’t go to Aintree
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
/people train runs outta s-s-s-s-stubville
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 22, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Apropos of nothing, there’s a dude in my office who looks like Brandon Webb.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 22, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions
If you said he looked like Dontrelle Willis, I’d say it probably really was.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Dontrelle Willis reduced to working in sales at an electronics warehouse.
Ouch.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 22, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I barely noticed too.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Scott Hairston should retire
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
FUCK YOU HAIRSTON
I think I’m gonna go take the nap I was thinking of.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
This isn't starting well.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
This is the part of the game where the Giants lose
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 22, 2009 2:35 PM PDT reply actions
alright, BOB.
Let’s see what you can….FUCK.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
that didn't come out right.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
double TWSS
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 22, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
ULTRA LOL
Just hearing that in my head is killing me.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 22, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Scott Hairston is the worst person in the entire world.
Judgment Day is coming
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I hear he once saved Hitler from being hit by a bus and pushed Mother Theresa in front of it in his place.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
All the while belting out Celine Dion lyrics.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Can we do the White Flag trade again? I’m pretty sure Danny Darwin can still pitch.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
HEART GRITTY SCRAPPY LEGGED IT OUT CROWDS THE PLATE HE'S SO BASEBALL
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s ok, Hairston’s a righty, so Affeldt would have had a heard attack having to even look at him.
Eric "Beastmode" Surkamp, Overlord of Augusta.
heard attack?
is that something Jenna Jameson goes through daily?
Rimshot!
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 22, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
LR MATCHUPZZZ
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Howry’s a great set-up man, if you’re setting up for failure.
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
He must have taken classes from Professor F-Rod
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 22, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Smell that?
Yep…defeat coming in quick. Someone sacrifice Bochy and mebbe it will stay away.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 22, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions
Meeting canceled!
back to listening to the failure
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Brian Giles looks like an action figure
I fuckin hate that guy
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
foam injected axel rose
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 22, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah...
Would that be “Super Dick” ?
"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
FATALITY!~
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
It's never too late to accept Brian Giles as your target of hatred.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Go Go Affeldt
He did the impossible. He got Giles out! Well, it just seems impossible.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 22, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions
ibb
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 22, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
that’ll do
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 22, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
good game
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 22, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions
Sigh
Flipping Dish and their sporting broadcasting regions. I can’t stand not watching.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
I'm predicting
27 innings, 1-0 Padres final score
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
on a bases loaded HBP
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Which leads Bochy to announce Sanchez won’t start again until the All Star Break.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
I was at that game
When the Giants lost 1-0 to the Dbacks in 18 innings. They stopped selling beer in the 7th inning and I was cold and hungry by the 12th inning. By the time the game ended it was 2AM.
I hated Ryan Vogelsong that day.
I was there too. I took BART out, so I had to wander around downtown San Francisco for a couple of hours before BART started running to the East Bay again. I peed on the side of a building at one point, so that was fun.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
No, I was a lamer who called in sick to work the next day and slept until about 2 PM.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
When you lose 1-0 in 18
Don’t hate the pitcher.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 22, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
AFFELDT!
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
NICE!
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 22, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions
See Bochy?
That’s the guy you use in games you have a chance to win. The other guy is for mop-up.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 22, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions
sit!
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
/Billy Sadler fist pump
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 22, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions
there was a lot of emotion in that, huh?
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 22, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I like this Jeremy Affeldt guy.
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torn
1) I really want the Giants to score some runs this inning.
2) I’m not sure I want to be creeped out by ’roided up Stewie all season.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 22, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Affeldt
Scott Eyre with less payroll and a greater attention span.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 22, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions
Affeldt
As in, “Affeldt a lot better after he came in for Howry”.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
wow
Powerslave comes on on my playlist and he’s headbanging in time with it :P
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 22, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
jeremy affeld
new set up guy right? i mean it makes sense……who am i kidding
by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 22, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
OK...Just Got Here...
Meetings all day so far. What in the hell is going here ? Are these guys the Giants ? I mean the offense looks like it, but the SP and the bullpen both looking very good.
"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
EVERYBODY DIES FRUSTRATED AND SAD AND THAT IS BEAUTIFUL
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Okay, that was a dead end
let’s turn around and maybe take a left at that Del Taco, maybe that’s where the runs live.
by Hummfugginbaby on Apr 22, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d rather Lewis just hits a home run, cuts out the middle man.
by paboperfecto on Apr 22, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Best part for me...
Scott Hairston not involved in beating the Giants. …at least for the time being.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
When Hairston homers in the 10th
I’m blaming you.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 22, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
26,593
Lowest-ever paid attendance at The Big Phone?
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
we should save trees by replacing giant bats with recycled plastic
Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.
by SimpleJaquez on Apr 22, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
sorry, 8th
got ahead of myself there… Or did I?
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